Hellman is back! BW Studios is still getting up and running, so there are some technical issues, but that doesn't stop us from getting the team back together to investigate the glory hole scene in Los Angeles. Join the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch, watch videos and more! https://worldrecordpodcast.com/ 00:00 WELCOME TO THE SHOW! 04:20 Playground Clothesline 09:00 Principal Sucks Janitor 12:52 No Straight Gloryholes 17:15 AIDS in SPERMS 23:00 Reply Gays 28:35 a little plastic surgery 31:00 Foam Closet

The homie Allen Strickland Williams steps into an abandoned closet to hang out with the Bee Man and tell him about his album Ran Through. Buy it on Vinyl here: https://www.blondemedicine.com/store/allen-strickland-williams-ran-through-lp We talk about Hollywood bullshit, our old pal Richard Bain, and lots of other crap. The video fucked up due to unforeseen technical oversights, but DJ saves it with some special effects. The new studio is coming along nicely and the show is about to blast off to the moon. Buy Allen's album here: https://www.allenstricklandwilliams.com/ Join BW and guests for a LIVE STREAMING MOVIE EVENT Friday March 28th at 7pm PST/10pmEST. Link will be provided when available! Join the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch, watch videos and more! https://worldrecordpodcast.com/

Nick Vatterott joins B-$ and the A-Train to talk about photons, penis fish, peeing in the pool, going to the hospital, and we make some calls! Check out Nick here: https://www.nickvatterott.com Join the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Watch videos, buy merch https://worldrecordpodcast.com

You need a carrier oil if for your tea tree oil or else it will mess you up. Also, the Bee Man is suffering from opioid withdrawals. This is the best podcast episode in recorded history. Join the Patreon to win a pair of #WEEN tickets at the Greek Theater in Los Angeles July 28th! https://www.patreon.com/posts/join-patreon-and-82012455?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link Buy merch and more here: https://www.worldrecordpodcast.com

The heir to the Cooperman Tire fortune, Liz Cooperman joins us on the podcast and Matt Farley calls into the show. Go to Matt's Motern Extravaganza on May 20th: https://moternmedia.com/live-shows Go to Lizzy's taping on May 19th: http://www.lizzycooperman.com/ Join the Patreon to win a pair of #WEEN tickets at the Greek Theater in Los Angeles July 28th! https://www.patreon.com/posts/join-patreon-and-82012455?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link Buy merch and more here: https://www.worldrecordpodcast.com This episode is #sponsored by Better Help - get 10% off your first month here: https://www.betterhelp.com/worldrecord

Johnny Pemberton comes into the WRP studio to hang with us and do some goofs! https://www.johnnypemberton.dog Join the Patreon to win a pair of #WEEN tickets at the Greek Theater in Los Angeles July 28th! https://www.patreon.com/posts/join-patreon-and-82012455?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link Join the Patreon HERE: http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: https://www.worldrecordpodcast.com This episode is #sponsored by Better Help - get 10% off your first month here: https://www.betterhelp.com/worldrecord

Our pal Ted Danson joins us again to tell us about his latest career change - playing the didgeridoo. We get into the medical problems he's run into by playing the didge, plus much more. This is the best episode of a podcast ever recorded. https://www.cornellreid.com/ TO WIN A PAIR OF TICKETS TO SEE #WEEN AT THE GREEK THEATER ON JULY 28TH IN LOS ANGELES, JOIN THE PATREON ($5 tier and up) AND BE ENTERED TO WIN! Join the Patreon HERE http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: https://www.worldrecordpodcast.com

Dave Waite is a super funny comedian who is afraid to make crank calls. There are a lot of songs about him too. https://www.davewaitecomedy.org/ Join the Patreon and get the full episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: https://www.worldrecordpodcast.com

You're in for a treat with this episode. We make some metal songs, call some mattress stores, then we have yer man MATT CAIN who does all the video editing on the show! Matt has a Youtube channel where he fucks with scammers. We check out some of his highlights, then scam the scammers ourselves! Check out Matt's scam baiting channel: https://www.youtube.com/@scamsandwich Listen to his podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@HearviewHotel

Our old pal Shane Mauss joins us to shoot the breeze, talk psychedelia, his Vegas residency and make some calls! https://www.shanemauss.com/ Join the Patreon and get the full episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: https://www.worldrecordpodcast.com

We call people to tell them about The Ho Of The Year Award, then we talk to our old pal Laser Wang from Philly. Join the Patreon and get the full episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: https://www.worldrecordpodcast.com

The Crazy Navy Improv Troop from NPR talk to Jared from Subway and his wife to get their side of the story. Join Johnny Ryan's Patreon for crazy comics every day https://www.patreon.com/JOHNNYRYAN/ Join the Patreon and get the full episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: https://www.worldrecordpodcast.com This episode is #sponsored by Better Help - get 10% off your first month here: https://www.betterhelp.com/worldrecord

A language learning AI is our guest this week courtesy of our new sponsor Monarch Labs! Join the Patreon and get the full episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: https://www.worldrecordpodcast.com  

This is Volume 2 of the collected crank calls from The World Record Podcast. Stay tuned for more! If you want to hear the FULL VOLUME 2 episode, join the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Watch videos, buy merch https://worldrecordpodcast.com/  

The popular Text Café restaurant chain has recently had some major problems during their Presidents Day (Textidents Day) promotion, and the World Record Podcast is getting to the bottom of it. Trigger Warning: Diaper talk Check out Tight Five here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWRJmT8yMQ&t=5s Join the Patreon and get the full episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: https://www.worldrecordpodcast.com

A-Train and Bee-Man make calls, rap, and talk about our friend and friend of the podcast Everett Byram (@rad_milk). Join the Patreon for $5/month https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch, and more: https://worldrecordpodcast.com/ This episode is #sponsored by Better Help - get 10% off your first month here: https://www.betterhelp.com/worldrecord

We call some pizza places and see if they can put stuff on the bottoms of our pizzas instead of on top of them. Then Melissa Villaseñor comes in and pees all over the studio again. https://www.melissavillasenor.com/ Join the Patreon and get the full episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: https://www.worldrecordpodcast.com

Our best friend Henry Phillips joins us again to tell us what he's been cooking. The A-Train talks about bestiality laws, we make some calls, do the best podcast ever, you know, the usual. Stick around til the end for a classic Bone Zone clip. Get Henry here: https://www.youtube.com/@HenryPhillips And here: https://www.patreon.com/HighwayManShow And here: https://www.patreon.com/henryskitchen Join the Patreon and get the full episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: https://www.worldrecordpodcast.com 

Last week we talked about the magician Ben Seidman who we watched perform at the Magic Castle, and this week he's here, live, in-person. You don't see Tim Dillon doing that. Watch the video: https://youtu.be/5wt810YBBdw Ben's website: https://benseidman.com/ Ben's Vanity Fair video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3ldxcEwlT0&t=555s Broken Bottle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j79WIotDF4&t=11s Join the Patreon for $5/month https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch, and more: https://worldrecordpodcast.com/ This episode is #sponsored by Better Help - get 10% off your first month here: https://www.betterhelp.com/worldrecord

We talk about the Magic Castle, Carrot Top, and the new trend of teenagers using Preparation H to get high. Join the Patreon and get the full episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: https://www.worldrecordpodcast.com  

Folks you've come to the right place for a STACKED episode. The Bee-Man has a big hat, we saw Louis CK perform, our pal John Evans from Mid Mid Money calls in with some huge vintage finds, we talk to Jared from Subway, and much much much much much much more! Join the Patreon and get the full episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: https://www.worldrecordpodcast.com

We talk about all the old lady movies coming out, Tell dentists that we don't brush our teeth, and find out which meats are illegal. Join the Patreon for $5/month https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch, and more: https://worldrecordpodcast.com/ This episode is #sponsored by Better Help - get 10% off your first month here: https://www.betterhelp.com/worldrecord

2023 is starting off great. Roach and Spam are going to see Louis CK this Saturday (Jan 7th), they talk about 6 million sperms, and they're whisper rapping. We call some places and have lots of fun. WRP CHALLENGE- get 10 of your friends to subscribe to this show. Join the Patreon and get the full episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: http://www.worldrecordpodcast.com

Elon Musk joins us on this episode of the World Record Podcast. Happy New Year! Join the Patreon and get the full episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: http://www.worldrecordpodcast.com Follow Rad Milk on twitter https://twitter.com/rad_milk

Lizzy Cooperman sits in for the A-Train while we talk with Brad from the Phone Losers of America about his crank calling empire. Check out Brad's stuff here: https://phonelosers.com/ Check out Lizzy here: https://www.lizzycooperman.com/ Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Watch videos, buy merch and more: https://worldrecordpodcast.com/

Santa pulls a bunch of fun clips from the WRP Vault and gifts them to you, the viewers and listeners! Featuring Dave Waite, Fart Simpson, Lizzy Cooperman, and more! Join the Patreon for $5/month https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch, and more: https://worldrecordpodcast.com/  This episode is #sponsored by Better Help - get 10% off your first month here: https://www.betterhelp.com/worldrecord

This is an A+ episode right before the holidays! Roach talks about hiding in porta-potties to see Laura Dern's p*ssy, Lizzy talks about dating, we call a toy store because a stuffed animal we bought has a hole cut out in it's butt that's lined with baloney. Then (Patreon only) Lizzy Cooperman gets married live on the air! Join the Patreon and get the full episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: http://www.worldrecordpodcast.com

Spam and Roach talk about perverts, The Bible, and making love while skydiving to celebrate their 20th anniversary. Best podcast in the world still reigning supreme. Join the Patreon and get the full 95 minute episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: http://www.worldrecordpodcast.com

We do some NPR improv then talk to the owner of the Text Café. This is the funniest podcast in the world. Follow John Merriman on twitter: https://twitter.com/jmerriman Join the Patreon and get the full 90 minute episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: http://www.worldrecordpodcast.com This episode is #sponsored by Better Help - get 10% off your first month here: https://www.betterhelp.com/worldrecord

We make a new friend at a record store, John Stamos calls a bra store, we visit Qanon Headquarters again and generally just have a bunch of fun as usual! Join the Patreon and get the full 105 minute episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: http://www.worldrecordpodcast.com

Roach and Spam tell some bad ass stories about messing people up for disrespecting them. We leave some voicemails, do some raps, steal Aaron's house, Spam does stand up, then (Patreon-only) we wake up Brent Weinbach to do a bedcast. Join the Patreon and get the full 105 minute episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: http://www.worldrecordpodcast.com This episode is #sponsored by Better Help - get 10% off your first month here: https://www.betterhelp.com/worldrecord

Bee-Man is wearing 6 ties on this episode, so you know it's a good one. Bee-Man talks about a craigslist ad for a rubber doll prostitute. We sing songs and rap and deliver another podcast episode head and shoulders above anything else. Join the Patreon and get the full 100 minute episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: http://www.worldrecordpodcast.com

We did it again. We give Phoenix TWO tickets to see The 1975 thanks to you, the listeners. We call a Notary Public to have him notarize some statements we make, we do some raps, then we talk to The Bee-Man's childhood friends Jerry Volpe, Jay McCormick, and Danny Ryan. Then we watch some Rich vs. Really Rich. Join the Patreon and get the full 105 minute episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more here: http://www.worldrecordpodcast.com This episode is #sponsored by Better Help - get 10% off your first month here: https://www.betterhelp.com/worldrecord

Our pal John Evans joins us again to show some thrift store finds and do another giveaway! Be sure to comment on and subscribe to BOTH of our YOUTUBE channels to be in the running. Subscribe to Mid Mod Money here: https://www.youtube.com/user/sleepyallen Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast This episode is brought to you by Trade Coffee - get $30 off your first order here: https://www.drinktrade.com/worldrecord

Brendan Cooney joins the Bee-Man in studio to discuss the phenomena that is Brendan Schaub. We explore the Bapa-verse and the TFATK subreddit along with Fart Simpson and Cooney's friend Othman along for the ride. Join the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch, etc here: https://worldrecordpodcast.com/ Check out Brendan Cooney's "10 Minutes of Schaub" every week here: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendanCooney Watch the Gringo Papi here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4zH9mu_0Oc&t=1135s TFATK subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/

This is Volume 1 of the collected crank calls from The World Record Podcast. Stay tuned for more! If you want to hear the FULL VOLUME 1 episode, join the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Watch videos, buy merch https://worldrecordpodcast.com/

Old friend and SNL alum joins us for some songs, goofs, and gags, then she pees her pants! Super fun episode alert! Join the Patreon for $5/month and get full 90 minute episodes: https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Subscribe, buy merch and everything else here: https://worldrecordpodcast.com/ You can find Melissa here: https://www.melissavillasenor.com/

Our 19 year-old friend Phoenix comes into the WRP studios to get tickets to The 1975 show and talk about vaping, Greece, and drama with her ex-friend! If you haven't donated already to get Phoenix to the 1975 show, you can Venmo @Phoenix_1975_Tickets or PayPal frankcum69@gmail.com. Join the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast This episode is sponsored by Dad Grass - get 20% off your order: https://dadgrass.com/worldrecord This episode is also brought to you by Trade Coffee - get $30 off your first order here: https://www.drinktrade.com/worldrecord

We call Q Anon headquarters, ask mechanics inappropriate questions, then we call our friend Phoenix to get her tickets to The 1975 show at the Los Angeles Forum on November 28th! Donate to the ticket fund at Venmo @Phoenix_1975_Tickets or PayPal frankcum69@gmail.com, and the Beeman will match the donations to get her the best seats available (They're around $350 for the pit). Join the Patreon and get the full 105 minute episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast http://www.worldrecordpodcast.com This episode is sponsored by Better Help - get 10% off your first order here: https://www.betterhelp.com/worldrecord

Buckle up, haters! There is some majorly inappropriate joking about trusting the science when Dr. Fauci says "if there's grass on the field, play ball". Then, we call IT guys and get really scared. WE DO NOT CONDONE THIS TYPE OF HUMOR! Join the Patreon and get the full 100 minute episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Watch the videos and buy some merch! http://www.worldrecordpodcast.com

The Heiress of Cooperman Tires joins us again to talk about giving the Bee Man a new name, we go through her purse, and we find out if the guy who started Marshall's is still alive, plus so much more! Visit Lizzy here: http://www.lizzycooperman.com/ Join the Patreon and get the full 90 minute episode http://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast http://www.worldrecordpodcast.com This episode is sponsored by Better Help - get 10% off your first order here: https://www.betterhelp.com/worldrecord This episode is also brought to you by Trade Coffee - get $30 off your here: https://www.drinktrade.com/worldrecord

Our old friend Ted Danson returns to the podcast to talk about his life and the different flavors of vodka he enjoys drinking. Then we call to find out how to make Instagram stop watching him through his phone's camera. Follow Cornell Reid on twitter: @corneezy Join the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more https://worldrecordpodcast.com This episode brought to you by Dad Grass - get 20% off your order: https://dadgrass.com/worldrecord

We have the President of the United States Joe Biden on this episode. We talk about the election and Jo Koy's new FUNKO POP figure, plus a lot more! Subscribe to our YouTube channel! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP1KSOBg54l19B_IdnMdFmw Follow @rad_milk on Twitter https://twitter.com/rad_milk & Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rad_milk/ Join the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more https://worldrecordpodcast.com This episode sponsored by Better Help- get 10% off your first month here: https://www.betterhelp.com/worldrecord

We are sponsored by Lay's potato chips, we brought our dog into the studio, we do some raps about how we don't get any support from our network, then we find out about becoming a male cheerleader so you can get a stinky pinky. Join the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more https://worldrecordpodcast.com This episode brought to you by Dad Grass - get 10% off your order: https://dadgrass.com/worldrecord

Gord Starch is Canada's number one improvisor and he's with us on this episode to talk about Tim Horton, CBD oil, and more! Check out Not Even A Show: https://www.youtube.com/c/NotEvenAShow Join the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more https://worldrecordpodcast.com

Another edition of world class improv by the top officers of NPR improv! Theater of the Mind at its best. Tell your friends! Join the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more https://worldrecordpodcast.com This episode brought to you by Dad Grass - get 10% off your order: https://dadgrass.com/worldrecord

In this episode, B-$ and the O'Conman are joined by the Birdman Aaron Burdette to listen to the album "That's Not Funny, That's Sick" from 1977. If you want to hear the full album without us talking over it, it's available on Spotify and Apple Music. Enjoy! Join the Patreon for more Off The Records: https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast

Lizzy Cooperman tells some fascinating stories of her past! http://www.lizzycooperman.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/lizzycooperman nstagram: https://www.instagram.com/lizzycooperman/ This episode sponsored by Better Help- get 10% off your first month here: https://www.betterhelp.com/worldrecord

Beverly Mysterious joins us on the podcast to do some Improv and dish some dirt! Shhhh- hush, hush, BITCH. Join the Patreon for only $54/year for double the episodes: https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast 20% off all merch with code BIRTHDAY https://worldrecordpodcast.myshopify.com/ Follow Beverly on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimKalpakis Come see the Sloppy Boys play 8/4 in Los Angeles at The Lodge Room.

Fart Simpson calls in with a new game! Fart Simpson is in the studio too?! Drop in and enjoy! Join the patreon https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch and more https://worldrecordpodcast.com This episode sponsored by Better Help. Try it out and get 10% off your first month with our code which will be automatically applied here: https://www.betterhelp.com/worldrecord