Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Food warning from National Weather Service; Fun With Golf Audio; Car recalled because you may get trapped inside; Breaking a car window with the headrest; BMW producing cars with automatic turn signals; Chelsea’s new home problems; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Big Mike’s gift for Chelsea’s son; Oceangate documentary and Meet the Parents 4; Kindergarten/middle school graduations; Anniversary: Woody goes into a home thinking that there is an open house; Woody Game Wednesday; Best cities to have a staycation; Hulk Hogan may buy Hooters; Waterless water park to open in Cincinnati; Fill My Hole program in Pennsylvania city; Kentucky man releases raccoon into a restaurant; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Hantavirus and the death of the Hackmans; Time change issues; Cool Beans Remix; Woody’s family pet passed away; Confessions of Octo Mom premieres on Lifetime; Man rushed to hospital after nose-picking incident; Pajamas could be killing your sex life; Don Johnson sends love to Bruce Willis; Grocery store worker urinated on items for years; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea is back; Fun With Golf Audio; SWAT tv show is cancelled; Cutting the umbilical cord and episiotomies; Woman strips naked before flight takes off;. Having sex can extend women’s lives; Woody clarifies his stalker situation; Tarter sauce day; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea is out sick; Red Robin is closing locations; Selling loose eggs; Cruise cancelled due to cyclone in Australia; The new Alec Baldwin reality show; Man fills brother-in-law’s belly button with super glue; South Carolina inmate chooses firing squad for death penalty; People want to eliminate the gaps in public bathroom stalls; Bambi: the Reckoning trailer; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Closing schools because of wind and rain; Woody Game Wednesday; Egg prices; Time change causes spike in heart attacks; Stupid things you did as a kid; Crystal Light Vodka Refreshers; And more!

It's Probably Their Mom or Dad to Blame; Who's This Celebrity With a Pretty Unique Name?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: More obscure brushes with greatness; Casey Anthony announces her new career; Free food for Fat Tuesday; Randy Quaid rings in about Gene Hackman’s death; Domino’s finally has stuffed crust pizza; Dolly Parton’s husband has passed away; Cities with the most road rage; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Hockey coach ejected at Chelsea’s son’s game; Oscars recap-Conan O’Brien, Kieren Culkin, firefighters tell jokes; Microsoft outage; Shane Gillis host SNL; Obscure brushes with celebrities; Billy Joel falls down during concert; Fyre Festival 2; Microsoft is ending Skype; Task masking; Cool Beans Remix; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: “Peaceful death” revisited; Fun With Golf Audio; Woman has key stuck in her foot; How much actors got paid per minute to be in Oscar-nominated movies; Governmental Rick-roll; Woman arrested for attempted murder after locking her boyfriend in a storage unit; Getting ready for Daylight Saving Time; Update on Gene Hackman’s death; Woody received a death threat through fax; Kingda Ka rollercoaster demolished; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Gene Hackman has passed away; Discussion of “peaceful death”; Joann Fabrics is closing all their stores; Update on Woody’s couch project with his wife; United Healthcare murderer asks people not to send so many pictures; Bat 21; And more!

Joe Montana, Ain't He Great; Who's This Other Celebrity Whose Name Is a Country, City, or State?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Denny’s will start adding a surcharge to eggs; Woody and his wife put together a couch; The hardest working cities in America; Woody Game Wednesday; Couple forced to sit next to a dead body on a flight; And more!

Check Them Out on Facebook, Instagram, or Tweet; Who's This Famous Peter or Pete?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Martin Scorsese is trending for doing Tik Tok videos with his daughter; People are being injured by Crocs; Chipotle hiring 20,000 workers for burrito season; Increase in egg smuggling; Flight delayed after the pilot was bitten by a tarantula; Student starts fire while trying to hide inflatable girlfriend from his roommate; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody went to a fancy party over the weekend; Passenger of the Delta flight that landed upside down are speaking out; Sabbaticals; Cool Beans Remix; The total amount of money Cool Beans spent to see Justin Timberlake seven times; The mother of Dave Grohl’s love child is revealed; All I Want to Do Is Make Love to You; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: California recognizes Big Foot as their official cryptid; Fun With Golf Audio; Amazon bought the James Bond franchise; Frank from Maine is having teeth removed and Chelsea has to take care of him; Commercials for states/cities/countries; HP rescinds policy of making consumers wait 15 for customer service; Woman wakes up in the bathroom of a closed bar; New York Yankees players can now grow beards; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Weather across the nation; Professional baseball player injured while eating lettuce; Woman gets a parasite in her brain from eating salad; Wilcox, savory French toasts, and weird food combinations; Cool Beans’ last Justin Timberlake concert; Miracle Whip vs mayo; Wendy’s announces use of AI in drive-thrus; Delta Airlines offers $30,000 to passengers of the flight that landed upside down; Turkey is exporting eggs to the U.S.; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Cool Beans in Michigan; City-killer asteroid headed towards Earth; Vaccination for chickens will help the egg problem; Fixated spectator ejected from tennis match; Woody Game Wednesday; Fidel Castro’s artificial anus; School district makes post about school cancellations; How different geographical areas handle school closings; Woody got carded when buying non-alcoholic beer; And more!

These People Are Not Two-Faced; Tell Me Who’s This Celebrity That Had a Body Part Replaced!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea spends time alone; NHL all-star game; Stores are selling loose eggs. Kindergarten readiness camp; Airplane crashes; The toughest words to spell correctly; Proposed laws for self-checkout lanes; SNL 50th anniversary special; Creator of Nutella has passed away; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Cool Beans is back from her cruise and we celebrate two of her anniversaries; More about grandma showers; Trainwreck documentary series on Netflix; Update on Chelsea’s son and a lost package at the post office; Father’s Day spending; Chat GPT explains the Woody and Wilcox Show; The celebratory lawn signs can be putting your kids at risk; National Iced Tea Day; Fine water competitions; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody’s favorite burner; Woman tries to kill her husband by putting bleach in his coffee; Chelsea gets a call from school because her son was drawing genitalia; Mail truck pulled over for speeding; Groundhog Day Syndrome; Cool Beans Remix; Chelsea and flossing at the dentist; Studying murder in space; Woman is addicted to cheese; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With NASCAR audio; Igloo cooler recall; NBA all-star game is this weekend; Origins of Valentine’s Day; Google Maps blocking reviews of the Gulf of America; Celebrating President’s Day; Greatest rock love songs according to Billboard; Celebrities most likely to be used to scam older people; Naming the state greeting and cookie; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from NASCAR broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Don’t give underwear as a Valentine’s gift; Woody is trying to sell his couch; Gift recommendations for Valentine’s Day; Probability of an asteroid hitting the Earth has doubled; The best-selling vehicles in America; Jeep owners are upset over commercials being played when the car stops; DoorDash collaboration with Hustler; Egg prices are causing people to rent chickens; Slice is returning after 15 years; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody’s time as a bailiff; Elon changes his Twitter handle to Harry Bolz; Worst/best car drivers by brand; Woody Game Wednesday; Parent pushes young referee at a youth hockey game; And more!

They May Be Spunky and Old But That Tire Still Has Tread; Who's This Older Famous Lady Who You Probably Thought Was Dead?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Bryan Adams concert canceled due to fatberg; Kendrick Lamar’s jeans; Tom Brady’s watch; Family movies from the past that would be considered inappropriate today; Westminster Dog Show; Woman suffers injury while inhaling helium; Valentine’s day talk; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The most amount of people ever will take today off; Starbucks is changing its name; Chelsea’s 6:00 a.m. hockey drop-off; Super Bowl commercials; Cracker Barrel starts beef with Waffle House; Woody had an interaction with a person about his electric vehicle; Cool Beans Remix; President order the production of pennies to stop; A company promotes joining the mile high club; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With Football Audio; Percentage of people who say they are watching the Super Bowl; Build-A-Bear’s cougar commercial; Backlash from Starbucks writing phrases on cups; People not washing their hands and communal foods; Ariana Grande receives call from gynecologist after Oscar nomination; LG oven recall; And more!

We can't believe that Woody even made it into the show today since the Tony's were on TV last night. The weird thing you had as a pet takes on new life with a woman and her puppet bat! Chelsea was carded at the store for purchasing an item that I think most of us have never been carded for. It seems random the various things that people will ask to see your ID for when buying them at the store...same goes for the things they keep behind lock and key. When things go wrong at the Self Check out, things can go VERY WRONG, including a guy who called 911. Grandma Showers...do you know what they are because they are becoming more and more of a thing. Ed the Zebra has been captured after being on the loose for a while in Tennessee, but his capture wasn't as calm as the video of him riding in that net. We do have a DIDDY UPDATE! The TSA is going to start a new TOUCHLESS way to pat you down, and Woody has his doubts about how this is going to happen. We've heard a ton of things about Ozempic and the similar drugs doing bad things to your body, but there is some good news if you're a guy! (maybe) There's been an egg recall and this isn't going to end well. What did we learn today?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: National Frozen Yogurt Day; Woody’s pun instructor; Seal’s Super Bowl commercial for Mountain Dew; More egg talk; Woman sues baseball team after slipping on urine; Family Feud contestants don’t know the New England states; 25% of America thinks that Travis Kelce will propose to Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl; Things parents told you to do/not do in order to stay healthy; Toll text scam; Applebee’s date night passes; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Clarification of how Wilcox’s wife helps resolve their dog’s genital problem; 30th anniversary edition of Tommy Boy; Eggs stolen from a distributor; Aldi getting backlash for stuffed dog; Woody Game Wednesday; Southwest will not serve beverages on flights that are 40 minutes or less; Death by selfie more likely than death by shark; Tomorrow is National Frozen Yogurt Day; And more!

It Would Be a Shame If You Don't Know This Celebrity With a Weather Related Name!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody ate expired rice for lunch; Deal or No Deal Island; Broccoli recall; Trailer for Fantastic Four: First Steps; National Chicken Council estimates the amount of chicken wings eaten during the Super Bowl; Security at the Super Bowl; Wilcox goes to the vet to ask about his dog’s naughty bits; Waffle House is placing a surcharge on every egg sold; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Grammys recap-Kanye Wet’s wife is nude, Beatles AI song wins, Jaden Smith wears a castle hat; Did Woody drink over the weekend; Super Bowl payout for participating teams; Trailer for “Locked” and thriller movie suggestions; Toll text scam; Cool Beans Remix; Louisiana politicians are demanding a family-friendly Super Bowl half time show; Woody tries to use a two dollar bills; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea sings “My Body”; Fun With Football Audio; Pro Bowl recap; The Burrows-an older version of Stranger Things; Update on Chelsea and Frank’s argument about their son’s health; Fire Aid concert to benefit victim so the L.A. fires; Anniversary of Tom Brady discussing balls; Update on Woody’s dry January; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Helicopter/plane crash; Being overstimulated by news; Lyft to offer discounted pet rides; Woody’s child gets a code of conduct violation at college; Chelsea’s stint in jail; Pilots and facial hair; Woody’s nude photos; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Flights are arriving to their destination faster because of the jet stream; CVS is testing letting customers unlock cases in the store via the app; Chelsea has not taken down her Christmas tree; Woody Game Wednesday; Chelsea and Frank’s flu vaccine argument; Congressman wants to make cock fighting legal; Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan Super Bowl commercial; Lays potato chip recall; And more!

They've All Done TV and Probably Memoirs; Who's This Famous Person That Really Loves Their Cars?

We get a fantastic letter and some gifts for Chelsea's son, River, who continues to get better after the car accident. Fun With Golf audio will put a smile on your face, and there's a bunch of bird noise talk. There is something new that might be delivering your pacakages...ROBOTS? If you take one of those "weight loss" drugs there is a new side effect you might need to worry about. Selling things door-to-door is a rite of passage for school kids, and we all hated it, except this one kid who set a state record. Woody and his wake up routine are his only "super power". Are your pets too much work? Have you tried this new low maintenance pet that is sweeping China? What DID we learn today?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Coffee catastrophe in the station break room; Listener thanks Chelsea; Egg prices are trending; A bus-sized asteroid is headed towards Earth; Costco is switching to Coke products; Teacher arrested for tickling students; Kids eat their granddad’s ashes; FDA looking into male pills sold at convenience stores; New drink mimics the effects of alcohol; Starbucks is bringing back self-serve milk and sugar; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Plumbing world championship; Football commercials; Phones don’t make the best alarm clocks; Cool Beans Remix; Today is the first day you can file your tax return; Woody’s wife suggested he become an Uber driver; Dr. Phil is working with ICE; Connecticut state senator introduces bill to make theaters start movies at the printed time; Harvard study shows that bacon increases your risk of dementia by 13%; Man develops cholesterol lumps after eating a carnivore diet; Woman gives birth at Krispy Kreme; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: It’s Chelsea’s birthday; Chelsea’s son yells “So juicy!” at a group of girls; Fun With Football Audio; Patent office declines Utah hockey team’s request to use Yeti as name; PETA wants to replace the groundhog with a cake; People are Googling how to get rid of social media; Philadelphia Eagles sold snow from the end zone; Saturday Night Live movie is now streaming; Starbucks worker had to fight a monkey; And more!