The post-mortem continues! We tackle topics such as, "Did Ian actually build himself a coffin?", "What joke does Emily regret not including in the show?" and "How many tiny Alexes is too many to take on in a fight?" Featuring the musings of: Alex Nursall, Emily Kellogg, and Ian Boddy. CONTENT WARNINGS: alcohol Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Link, transcripts, and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

IRASCIBLE: having or showing a tendency to be easily angered. What lives in the basement of your mind? What do the voices in your head say to you in the dark? How deep do those fears go and what will you do the day you come face to face with them? You can't run. You can only listen. Do not go downstairs Do not go downstairs Do not go downstairs Featuring the voices of:  Alex Nursall as Judith Emily Kellogg as Claire Ian Boddy as Owen Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia and Amy Bowman as Tabitha CONTENT WARNINGS: The occult, physical violence, blood, emotional abuse, death Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Links, transcripts, and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TORSION: the state of being twisted. There are plenty of good things about your university days, but spending time in the big sterile libraries is rarely one. It's especially not great if you're perusing the occult section while someone keeps an eye on you. There are eyes in the shelves, eyes in the halls, and eyes in the house... watching, always watching. Featuring the voices of:  Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia Amy Bowman as Tabitha and Mariella Lopez as the Student CONTENT WARNINGS: The occult, religion, confinement, body horror, blood/knives, possession Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Links, transcripts, and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ERE LONG: (archaic) before long; soon. Claire lets off some steam while Judith and Owen go antique shopping. What? Not everything is doom and gloom, only most things. Sometimes you just have to take a little walk and see what the day brings you (and sometimes that thing is... a singing fish? Am I reading this right? Ok, whatever). Featuring the voices of:  Alex Nursall as Judith Emily Kellogg as Claire Ian Boddy as Owen Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia Christine Ensslen as Cuddly Christine Phil Wright as the Singing Fish Kristian Noel Pedersen as Henry  Harlan Guthrie as The Thrifter and Jessi Petta as The Seller CONTENT WARNINGS: The occult, dolls, sex (mentioned), physical violence, blood (mentioned) Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound  Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Links, transcripts, and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

MALISON: (archaic) a curse. There is a certain amount of vulnerability you need to be able to have with someone to share a bed with them, to share a space, to go out in public unapologetically. There is a certain amount of courage and foolhardiness one must have to do these things while a plume of smoke starts to waft in your direction, as the winds change and the fires come ever closer. Judith, Claire, and Owen attempt tiny bits of normalcy while surrounded by an ever tightening ring of fire around them. The air grows thick and dark and all Judith wants is for things to be ok again (and also to have roasted fingerling potatoes). Is that so much to ask?   Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia Amy Bowman as Tabitha Harlan Guthrie as Martin Brad Alexander as Gary and Zoë Stoll as the Woman at the Market CONTENT WARNINGS: The occult, stalking, fire, physical violence, possession, death Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Link, transcripts, and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

POLLARD: to cut off the top and branches of (a tree) to encourage new growth at the top; a deer which has cast its antlers. There's nothing worse than an ex who won't let go, aside from an ex who sends their friends over to your place to try to get you to stay. Wait, did I say "stay"? I meant "be attacked by eldritch nightmare beings."  It's the next morning, and the hangover is real. Like, it's real but also metaphorical. Everyone's feeling rough, but that won't stop Lydia. She waits for no one. Featuring the voices of: Alex Nursall as Judith Emily Kellogg as Claire Ian Boddy as Owen Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia Amy Bowman as Tabitha and Kyle Anderson as The Neighbour in the Hall CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/the paranormal, cults, violence, insects Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Link, transcripts, and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YET: in addition. It's the morning after the worst night of Claire, Judith, and Owen's lives. How do you pick up the pieces? Where would you even start? Where do you go from here?  Featuring the voices of:  Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen and Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia CONTENT WARNINGS: The occult, alcohol/drunkenness, mental abuse Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound  Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Link, transcripts, and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THERE IS NO TURNING BACK   YOU CAN ONLY GO FORWARD   INTO THE DARKNESS THAT THREATENS TO DEVOUR YOU       DO YOU TRUST YOUR FRIENDS? Season 3 of Parkdale Haunt premieres on September 26, 2022.  CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal  Featuring Alex Nursall as Judith Recorded at Pirate Sound  Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt and Kofi at ko-fi.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can you heal from what you've been through? Season 3 of Parkdale Haunt premieres on September 26, 2022.  CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal  Featuring Ian Boddy as Owen Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt and Kofi at ko-fi.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How do you move forward after all the pain you've caused? Season 3 of Parkdale Haunt premieres on September 26, 2022.  CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal  Featuring Emily Kellogg as Claire Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt and Kofi at ko-fi.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well hello again. It's been one year since the end of the show, so Alex, Emily, and Ian decided to sit down one more time to answer some outstanding listener questions, reflect on the series, and give a little insight into what's coming next... This is not a spoiler-free zone, so if you're new here, this might not be the best place to start. Also, we also talked for way longer than we originally expected, so this is Part 1 of 2. Surprise! Featuring the musings of: Alex Nursall, Emily Kellogg, and Ian Boddy. CONTENT WARNINGS: alcohol Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Link, transcripts, and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Parkdale Haunt goes live at Toronto Comicon 2022! Is it fun? You bet it is. Does it feature a great cast? Heck yes it does. Is it canonical? You better believe it isn't. Plus, you get an episode AND a Q&A all in one. It's like Christmas in March, if this is what you wanted for Christmas (a highly specific ask if there ever was one).  Featuring Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Taylor Davis as Austin Bird And Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg This episode was directed and produced by Alex Nursall Sound design by Ian Boddy Live audio engineering by Cameron Nursall Theme music by Phil Wright This episode was recorded live Toronto Comicon and we are distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt and Kofi at ko-fi.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A semi-canonical standalone episode where everyone's just having a good time. Things are good. They're great! There's a cute dog! Everyone's eating a lot of bread! Christmas is here and it's just nice and nothing will ever go wrong ever again.  Featuring the voices of Alex Nursall, Emily Kellogg, Ian Boddy, Taylor Davis, Jocelyn Dotta, and Set Shuter. Featuring music by Kristian Noel Pedersen ("Christmas Morning" from Songs About Christmas (AKKCXIII), which you can find at https://akristiankindachristmas.bandcamp.com) CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, alcohol, medical horror Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound  Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt and Kofi at ko-fi.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Where do you turn when there’s no way out? Featuring the voices of Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, Jocelyn Dotta, Amy Bowman, Phil Wright, and all of our Cultists, of which there are too many to name here. CONTENT WARNINGS: confinement, the occult, violence, knives, blood, fire, the paranormal Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound  Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt and Kofi at ko-fi.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do you do when the world closes in on you? Featuring the voices of Ian Boddy, Alex Nursall, Emily Kellogg, Amy Bowman, and Jocelyn Dotta Also featuring the song "The Places I Have Lost" by Derek Harrison (www.derekharrison.ca), used with permission of the artist.  CONTENT WARNINGS: confinement (claustrophobia), physical violence Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt and Kofi at ko-fi.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How do you feel in the calm before the storm? Featuring the voices of Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, Amy Bowman, and Jocelyn Dotta CONTENT WARNINGS: Cults, the paranormal, abusive relationships Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt and Kofi at ko-fi.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When stressed, you should take a step back and reassess, try to relax, and avoid doing anything too rash. Judith, when stressed, does none of these things, and NOW S H E WILL PA. Y FO R HER  H U B RIS Y O  U STUPID CH I L D Featuring the voices of Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Chelsea Andrade, Amy Bowman, and all of our Cultists, of which there are too many to name here. CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, the paranormal, cults, fire Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt and Kofi at ko-fi.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Owen and Judith engage in some espionage in a bid to see what Claire and Adam are like in public, calling in a favour with a rich frenemy. What could go wrong at a fancy party? Hang on, I’m getting a note that says “lots of things.” So, lots of things could go wrong. Whoops.  Featuring the voices of Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, and Taylor Davis CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, the paranormal, cults, alcohol, death Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound  Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt and Kofi at ko-fi.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There’s nothing like an old friend coming around for an unexpected visit, especially when all the doors are locked, and you’re not at home. Can’t say it’s something that Judith and Owen appreciate much, but maybe that’s just them. Meanwhile, Judith can feel another relationship starting to spiral out of control.  Featuring the voices of Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, and Jocelyn Dotta CONTENT WARNINGS: cults, the paranormal, the occult Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A visit to Austin Bird’s house gives some insight. Judith steals a magazine. Owen ruins all his laundry. Lydia reveals that she’s got a better understanding of the situation than one would expect. And in the distance, something begins to burn… Featuring the voices of Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, Taylor Davis, Jocelyn Dotta, Caroly Larson, and Phil Wright CONTENT WARNINGS: the paranormal/hauntings, cults, the occult, fire Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello my darlings! I’m so glad you’re reading this. Today we’re going to discuss being positive when life doesn’t go our way. We try to stay positive here in our household. Life in the house is good, it’s so good. Everything is good, and if you say any differently, the only thing left for you to do is suffer. Featuring the voices of Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, and Doug Walker CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, cults, insects, self-harm Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the holiday season, and the light of the street lamps are dim in the thick snow that blankets the city. Toronto can be cold in the winter, but sometimes you come across a case that makes your blood turn to ice. Everything changed the night she walked into my office, and there's no going back now. The nights just keep getting longer and, sometimes, it feels like they're only getting darker... Featuring the voices of:  Ian Boddy as Owen Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith and Taylor Davis as Archibald "Archie" Bird CONTENT WARNINGS: Blood, alcohol (mentioned), physical violence, fire, death  Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Links, transcripts, and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lunch date results in some unintended consequences. Claire is getting weirder and Judith is not feeling it. Meanwhile, Adam is out on his super cool motorcycle ruining Owen’s day in more way than one. Featuring the voices of Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, and Jocelyn Dotta CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, hauntings/the paranormal Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound  Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt All links are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The warm weather is here and so much has happened: Claire has returned! Judith is going on a date! Owen is back from vacation! These are all good things, right?  … Right?  Featuring the voices of Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, and Jocelyn Dotta CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, hauntings/the paranormal   Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you know what to do next? Season 2 of Parkdale Haunt will premiere on September 27, 2021.  CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal  Alex Nursall as Judith Emily Kellogg as Claire Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you know what's happening to you? Season 2 of Parkdale Haunt will premiere on September 27, 2021.  CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal  Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you know what you're getting into? Season 2 of Parkdale Haunt will premiere on September 27, 2021.  CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal  Ian Boddy as Owen Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the Parkdale Haunt Q&A episode, where Alex, Emily, and Ian answer listener questions, talk about our thoughts on S1, and debate chip flavours and wine preferences. For those that listen through to the end, there’s also a big ol’ bunch of bloopers from the S1 recording sessions. Thanks again for listening, and stay tuned for Season 2, coming this September… Featuring the voices of Alex Nursall, Emily Kellogg, and Ian Boddy. Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A semi-canonical tale about Christmas spirit… and Christmas spirits. What lurks in the past, and what is yet to come? CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/the paranormal, blood, the occult, alcohol Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Taylor Davis as Austin Bird Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm Extra voices provided by Kyle Anderson and Ryan Des Roches. You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

W EL COM E HO M E CL A I R E CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings, possession, the occult, blood, violence Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Carson Pinch as Adam Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Still no word from Claire, and Judith and Owen are starting to really feel the stress of the shifting recordings. An unsettling recording from Adam doesn’t give them much closure either. Whatever is causing this, it’s decided that it’s had enough, and Judith and Owen better watch out… But it’s ok, recordings can’t hurt you, right? … Right? CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/paranormal experiences, depression, possession, the occult, alcohol Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Carson Pinch as Adam Taylor Davis as Austin Bird Will Sloan as the Nicholas, Toronto History YouTuber Theme music by Phil Wright Music during YouTube video: Sábila Orbe Melatonin V by Filmy Ghost is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 License., Based on a work at https://humanfobia.jimdo.com/filmy-ghost/ Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ever gotten a phone call from an unknown number that scares the hell out of you? Judith has, and she decides the best plan of action is to start crashing on Owen’s couch. They visit A. Bird to see if he’s maybe behind the issues at the house, but he’s got problems of his own. But it’s not just him who should be worried, it’s Judith and Owen, because the recordings aren’t just changing… they’re starting to talk back. CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/paranormal experiences, fire (mentioned), murder (mentioned), cults, alcohol Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Taylor Davis as Austin Bird Kyle Anderson as Viktor Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Judith is displaced from her apartment and has to crash in Claire’s guestroom. It’s going ok, aside from the sleepwalking. And the sleeptalking. And the fact that Claire keeps covering the house in broken glass in the night. And the creepy things she’s saying. Actually, it’s just a mess across the board. CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/paranormal experiences, fire (mentioned), sleepwalking, possession, alcohol Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Judith’s discomfort is causing tension with Claire, and things are getting heated, and the recordings are getting more and more odd… Also, remember: always take the time to get to know your neighbours, because you never know what memories of a terrifying blood cult they might have. CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/paranormal experiences, cults, knives, fire (mentioned), alcohol Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Caroly Larson as Debbie Taylor Davis as Austin Bird Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Claire finds a homemade spirit board in the closet. Rather than hurling it out a window, she decides to invite people over to try it out. Turns out the house has a few things to say, and it’s feeling chatty. And aggressive. CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/the paranormal, alcohol Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Carson Pinch as Adam Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the recordings, Claire talks about finding diaries in the basement of the house, along with her new sleepwalking-related issues. Hoping to get their hands on some books, Judith and Owen head over to the house to root through the basement, but the house and whatever is inside it does not want them there. CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/paranormal experiences, infanticide (mentioned), cults, the occult, sleepwalking, alcohol Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Toronto Presented in partnership with Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What’s that in the basement? Is it a ghost? A demon? A very angry raccoon? Possibly all three? Claire and Judith investigate the downstairs finally and find that it is truly creepy in more ways than they would’ve expected. The recordings are getting freakier though, and one new one starts to shed a little light on what might have precipitated the changes happening to Claire. CONTENT WARNINGS: Animals, hauntings/paranormal experiences, blood (mentioned), darkness, fainting, gaslighting, alcohol Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Carson Pinch as Adam Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm. You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Judith and Claire start working on the house, which comes with some unexpected issues, such as the endlessly creepy basement or the unsettling writing on the walls. They’re also presented with a difficult choice of which is worse: your ex showing up unannounced or 100 house centipedes in your sink? CONTENT WARNINGS: Alcohol, the occult, insects Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Carson Pinch as Adam Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm. You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Judith Antoni’s friend Claire has gone missing. Well, she’s alive, but she’s taken off and no one can track her down. Judith enlists the help of her friend Owen to start digging through the recordings made when Claire took possession of a house in Parkdale and things started to get… kind of weird. CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/the paranormal, cults (mentioned), the occult, alcohol Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Caroly Larson as Debbie Taylor Davis as Austin Bird Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm. You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ever since Claire inherited a house from a biological family she never knew, things have begun to change. It isn’t just that the house is full of cryptic notebooks, ominous scribblings on the wall, and a creepy basement. Claire is… off. She’s sleepwalking, saying weird things, and becoming irritable and secretive. And as she gets closer to the secret at the heart of the old house in the Toronto neighborhood of Parkdale, she begins to lose herself in it. After Claire goes missing, her best friends begin sifting through the recordings of their unedited podcast attempt, Yes! In My Backyard, to see if there’s any clues as to what happened. But what they find is something better left untouched. Parkdale Haunt is about friendship and identity, trauma, cults, demons, and, most frighteningly, the Toronto real estate market. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AMARANTHINE: undying. Trust. Simple in theory — do you have faith in someone, someone you love, someone you know, someone you care about? It can be difficult in practice, and there comes that moment where you ask yourself... how do you find faith in the darkness? Who do you place your confidence in? Who can you rely on? To the people we love, we say: “Take this, please. It’s my heart, it’s my faith. Don’t break it. Don’t lose it. Don’t hurt it. Don’t hurt me.” Trust is the ability to lie in bed beside someone and, even in the most anxious of sleepless nights, know that you are safe. Trust is the knowledge that you will always find shelter from the worst of the world. Trust is the warmth of intertwined fingers. The steadying pressure of an embrace. Trust is a gift. Don’t break it. Don’t lose it. Don’t hurt it. Don’t hurt me. In the stygian darkness, who will stand beside you? Who will walk with you into hell? Who will walk out? Do you trust your friends? Featuring the voices of:  Alex Nursall as Judith Emily Kellogg as Claire Ian Boddy as Owen Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia Amy Bowman as Tabitha and Judith Thompson as Dana CONTENT WARNINGS: Ghosts/the occult, physical violence, fire, death  Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Links, transcripts, and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

QUIETUS: final settlement (as of a debt).  "Glacial Lake Iroquois was a prehistoric proglacial lake that existed at the end of the last ice age approximately 13,000 years ago. The lake was essentially an enlargement of the present Lake Ontario that formed because the St. Lawrence River downstream from the lake was blocked by the ice sheet near the present Thousand Islands. The level of the lake was approximately 30 m (~100 ft) above the present level of Lake Ontario. The subsequent melting of the ice dam resulted in a sudden lowering of the lake to its present level [...]. Two ancient shorelines in the Toronto area mark the existence of former glacial lakes. About 2 km inland from the shore, a ridge known as the Iroquois Shoreline can be discerned. The old shoreline runs west-east, running roughly parallel to Davenport Road just south of St. Clair Avenue West. Further east, the Scarborough Bluffs also formed part of the shoreline of the ancient lake." (Wikipedia) Remember your past. Walk until your legs give out, head out to where the shore used to be and wait by the edge. Watch the city lights under darkness. Think about what is to come. Remember where the water once was. How do you prepare for the end? Featuring the voices of:  Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia Amy Bowman as Tabitha Kat Letwin as Anne and Harlan Guthrie as The Ghost CONTENT WARNINGS: Ghosts/the occult, alcohol, violence (described), death Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Links, transcripts, and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CALIGINOUS: misty, dim; obscure, dark. Starting anything with, "Webster's Dictionary defines..." is always a bad move, so I'll just say this: Family is whatever you need it to be. You can be born into it or you can build it. You can weave threads between yourself and others to create a web that holds you all within its strands. Family can be born and family can be broken, and family can leave you with more questions than answers. What do you need? Who does this make you? How thick is the blood that pumps through your veins, Claire?  Featuring the voices of:  Alex Nursall as Judith Emily Kellogg as Claire Ian Boddy as Owen Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia Amy Bowman as Tabitha Judith Thompson as Dana and Vanya Drakul as The Flayed Man CONTENT WARNINGS: Physical violence, the occult, fire, death Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Links, transcripts, and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SMALL HOURS: The very early morning, just after midnight, when most people are asleep. SPA MENU:  Manicure - $58 40-Minute Massage - $150 Full Body Soak and Scrub - $189 Full Body Immolation - Complimentary The Fires of Moloch Burning Away the Sin Within Your Flesh - +$50 (weekends only) I just want to say here that I think we're the first podcast to include a cursed ONroute (for the non-Ontarians in the audience, this is the name of the highway rest areas with restaurants and whatnot), so make a quick run in to get a bagel for the road and grab me a coffee, because we got a long drive ahead of us deep into the endless dark.  Featuring the voices of:  Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia Taylor Davis as Austin Bird  Adil Lakhani as the Voice on the Radio and Tom Eymundson as the Man in the Dark CONTENT WARNINGS: The occult, physical violence, possession, fire, ghosts, death (mentioned) Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast  Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Directed and produced by Alex Nursall  Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound  Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Links, transcripts, and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Beatrice Ashe is living a quiet life as an assistant at the Woodbine Agency, a small detective firm in the east end of Toronto. Things change for her very quickly though when she is brutally attacked and left near death. Now, her boss Grace Hawthorne has a choice to make: Let Bea die or... give her a second chance. A second chance that comes with a whole new world that has always been there, lurking in the shadows of the city... From the creators of Parkdale Haunt comes Woodbine, a podcast about monsters, mystery, and new beginnings. Please subscribe here (the Parkdale Haunt feed) for the show (don't worry, Parkdale Haunt will still remain on the feed as well). Woodbine is an original podcast  Created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Beatrice Ashe is having an incredibly average day, up until the part where she is brutally stabbed to death. Well, near death. Some people have bosses who meddle in their work, some have bosses who are little too quick to act, and some have bosses who will bring you back from the precipice of annihilation by turning you into a vampire. Now, Bea has some new problems, only one of which is the mystery around who did this to her and why.  CONTENT WARNING: violence, blood, death Featuring the voices of: Alex Nursall as Bea Emily Kellogg as Grace Taylor Davis as Aurelius Harlan Guthrie as Alden and Rob Deobald as Lennox Woodbine is an original podcast  Created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grace takes Bea straight into the deep end with her first case: A boogeyman is missing a very key part of something important to him. It plays the music of the night, giving him a sense of peace, covering up the sounds of the world... He just wants his groove back, is all. Plus, it's time to hire a new assistant, and there's a single standout in a world of duds. CONTENT WARNING: blood Episode transcript available at woodbinepod.com Featuring the voices of: Alex Nursall as Bea Emily Kellogg as Grace Ian Boddy as Rhys and Alex Guthrie as Mariah, the Boogeyman Woodbine is an original podcast  Created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A family torn apart by past hurts. A search for an estranged mother. A mothman standing in your office, staring at your lamp. Bea still struggles with her new diet, Rhys finds out there's more to the job than paperwork, and Grace begins to regret the gaps in the agency's onboarding procedures. CONTENT WARNING: blood (mentioned) Featuring the voices of: Ian Boddy as Rhys Alex Nursall as Bea Emily Kellogg as Grace Taylor Davis as Aurelius Harlan Guthrie as Alden Stéphanie Broschart as the Sasquatch Mariella Lopez as Tracy and Maggie Blouin Pearl as Elizabeth Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The worst kind of joke is not one where no one laughs, but one where the joke-teller takes a violent, unyielding umbrage with your lack of mirth. The joke is on Grace when a not-so-funny artefact goes missing and someone from her past makes a sudden return. It's really no laughing matter though when Lennox reappears, leaving her with more questions than answers. There's no clowning around when he's involved. Alright, I've run out of puns, I think that's enough for this episode description. CONTENT WARNING: blood, violence, bodily harm Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox Adil Lakhani as The Maestro Cameron Wylie as Travis Phil Wright as the heckler Keith Ohman as the MC Reyna Stillwater as the ticket taker Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's getting under someone's skin and then there's taking it. Grace and Bea are tasked with finding the missing skin of a client who just wants to be whole again... in more ways than one. Turns out the issues run a lot deeper than a simple lost layer and are complicated in ways neither of them expected. Hope you came prepared to yearn, because everyone else here is. Minus Rhys, I guess. He's just vibing. Featuring the voices of: Alex Nursall as Bea Emily Kellogg as Grace Ian Boddy as Rhys Anuja Varghese as Phoebe Harleen Bhogal as Amelia Taylor Davis as Aurelius Harlan Guthrie as Alden and Jo Guthrie as Selena Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices