Tired of living on autopilot? In this episode, Simone is joined by Dr. Fanny LeBoulanger, a French physician turned self-love and pleasure activist. Fanny shares her inspiring journey from med school to becoming a sex and relationship coach, reigniting the importance of body awareness, pleasure, and authentic self-consent. From redefining self-love amidst societal pressures to exploring the nuances of dating and personal development, this episode dives deep into reclaiming one's power through pleasure and sensation.

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Have you met your inner "It Girl"? In this episode, Simone chats with Nicole Devlin, a certified Life Coach and host of the podcast FROM THE Nth POWER: A Path to Rational Spirituality, about the parallels between careers and romantic relationships, being single in mid-life, dating in your 50s, energy alignment and nurturing your inner "it girl."

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Does your dating elevator need maintenance? In this episode, Simone is joined by Tamika Carlton, the founder of The Couples Experience, a series of luxury events and retreats designed to nurture healthy relationships. They discuss the challenges of real-life relationships, the importance of honesty, and building trust. The conversation touches on personal anecdotes about dating (including Simone's last relationship), the significance of understanding one's needs, and how to build a fulfilling relationship. They also discuss the strange happenings in Simone's hometown of Victoria, BC. The episode ends on a light-hearted note with a game of 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' featuring early 2000s rappers (wholesome Lil' Jon is back!!)

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In this episode, Simone welcomes Nikki also known as the Cuban Carrie on Instagram. Both share their experiences and insights on modern dating, particularly in New York City. From humorous anecdotes to deep reflections on relationships, this episode has it all! They also touch on cultural nuances, the impact of social media on dating, and the importance of setting boundaries and standards. Towards the end, they play a rousing game of 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' with characters from Sex and the City.

In this episode, the host Simone is joined by Riselle, also known as the Traveling Island Girl. Riselle shares her journey as a travel writer, YouTuber, podcast host of Paradise Perspectives, and motivational coach focused on empowering women. They discuss the unique challenges and charms of island life and dating, especially in tourist destinations like St. Maarten and Vancouver Island. Riselle opens up about her personal growth journey, including getting over a heartbreak and rediscovering herself through solo travel, writing, and eventually starting her motivational coaching and retreats. She emphasizes the importance of self-love, individual growth in relationships, and not settling for less than what feels authentic. The conversation also covers how hosting retreats and creating luxury travel experiences for women can be a transformative and empowering adventure.

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In this episode, host Simone Paget welcomes Lara Bricker, a licensed private investigator, author of the Piper Greene series of cozy mysteries, and one of the hosts of Crime Writers On. They delve into Lara's bizarre experiences on dating platforms, including her take on unconventional dating strategies like the 'man funnel,' and swap stories about ghosting. Lara shares her journey of maintaining a journal to document her peculiar dating encounters. They also touch upon themes of self-preservation, dating apps, and techniques for eliminating undesirable matches. The conversation veers into hilarious territory with stories about men posing as Santas on dating apps, creepy children's books, and more. This episode offers listeners a mix of humor, insightful dating app strategies, and a peek into how Lara's professional life as a private investigator informs how she approaches modern dating dilemmas. The show wraps up with a rousing game of FMK, where Simone and Lara share notes on their favorite TV Detectives.

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Why do we do the things we do? On this episode, Simone speaks with Hannah Spero, YOUR Behavior analyst and host of the Spero podcast to break down all things dating, behavior, habits, and more. We talk about what it's like dating as a single mom in your late 30s, dating in "Chictoria" (Victoria) vs "Menver" (Denver), and how in order to change a habit you need to figure out why you do it in the first place. We wrap up the episode with a rousing game of FMK: New Girl edition.

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We're reading for our Hallmark movie moment! In this episode, Simone is joined by Rita Chand, a Certified Life Coach, Holistic Wellness Coach, and soon-to-be Registered Counsellor. Rita is the Fairy Godmother we didn't know we needed. We discuss her counseling journey and her experiences with workplace bullying (and how to recognize it when it's happening). We also discuss bullying in relationships (yes, ghosting is a form of bullying), dating in Victoria BC, and how to create your own Hallmark movie moment. The show wraps up with a rousing game of FMK, Grey's Anatomy edition.

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Does ADHD impact how we date? In this episode, Simone is joined by Megan Glennie, a certified life coach for late-diagnosed ADHD adults to discuss all things dating, relationships, and neurodivergence. They also talk about shame, experiences that "feel good in the pants but terrible in the heart" and people-pleasing. They also ponder how AI might affect the future of online dating. Simone recounts her date with a short king and her time on a sex cruise with a bunch of horny senior citizens. She also shares the story of her Covid Catfish. The show wraps up with a rousing game of FMK: Veronica Mars edition.

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Bring on the cringe! In this episode, Simone is joined by Alyssa O a writer, playwright, and Wacky Aunt Abroad to discuss dating, traveling solo, and living a joy-filled, unconventional life abroad as a single 40-something woman. Simone and Alyssa are green berets in dating...they've seen some things. The pair discuss what it's like dating in Scotland and Switzerland versus dating in North America. They conclude that no, they do not want to party like it's 2019 (or date anyone who does). They also discuss deprioritizing dating, dating ROI, and whether it's possible catfished by a photo of a young Joseph Stalin. Alyssa shares the story of a terrifying date with a man with a Michael Jackson tattoo. Simone tells her own story of a date with a troubling tattoo of his own. The episode wraps up with a rousing game of FMK: Cringe band edition (what would it be like being married to Creed? How about Maroon 5?)

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It's like that 50 Cent song but without prison time! This week Simone is joined by Visibility and Marketing Coach, Annika Martins to discuss all things dating and self-employment. Dating while being self-employed is a different kind of beast. Annika and Simone discuss how rejection is just redirection, curiosity is key, and how as women we're programmed to be chosen. Simone shares a story about a man who brought his own lunch to the restaurant and why she hates hardboiled eggs. The episode wraps up with a rousing game of FMK: 90's male R&B Singers edition ( Shoutout to Jon B - the group was called Destiny's Child for a reason!)

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Online dating: it's just a contest to see who cares the least! In this episode, Simone is joined by award-winning journalist & bestselling author Nancy Jo Sales (The Bling Ring, American Girls, Nothing Personal) to discuss why dating apps are making us miserable and how dating, shame, and misogyny are all connected. Turns out dating in Vancouver Island and Manhattan isn't all that different. Nancy Jo and Simone also discuss getting older, dating in your 40s and 50s, and how deprioritizing men is bringing them both a sense of peace. Nancy Jo recounts a Tinder date where the man posted an ill-timed selfie and Simone tells the story of dating a man who, quite literally, didn't "see" her. They wrap up the episode with a rousing game of FMK - Archie Comics edition, where they ask the question: would Archie Andrews make a good partner?

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Hi, we're seasoned divorcees! In this episode, Simone chats with Laura Howe, the writer and founder of Dispatched Divorcee. They delve into Laura's journey of navigating life post-divorce and founding a community to help other women reclaim their lives. The conversation covers their struggles with setting and maintaining goals, juggling passion projects, and the importance of creating supportive communities. Laura shares insights about her experiences dating as an expat in Switzerland, the concept behind Dispatched Divorcee, and the exciting future of the platform, including retreats and meetups (Ibiza, here we come!) This episode covers empowerment, setting boundaries, and building the life you want.

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Oh, the Adam Levine of it all! In this episode, Simone is joined by Mel Zee to discuss aggressive monogamy, dating after death, being single in Vancouver, and the current state of online dating profiles. We meet several Catfishes, a man who serenades his date in the weirdest way possible and a guy who's obsessed with CrossFit (and talking about himself). Mel and Simone critique online dating profiles and cap off the episode with a rapid-fire game of FMK.

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I never knew root beer would taste so good...on meat! In this episode, Simone is joined by writer Kate Kaput to discuss some of their most hilariously bad dating experiences, books, and reality TV and Kate's brief appearance on Top Chef. We learn that Kate is afraid of puppets and Simone is afraid of wizards. We also meet a man with very questionable alcohol choices and a guy who visited a surgeon to become a jew. Also: more stories from that summer camp for single adults! The pair cap off the episode with a rapid-fire game of FMK: Dawson's Creek Edition.

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You don't get a 14th chance with me! On this episode, Simone Paget is joined by travel writer, Lynn Brown to discuss the current state of men and dating in New York City. What's the deal with men who come on strong and then disappear? Simone and Lynn swap ghosting horror stories and examine what makes an interaction go from awkward to creepy. Simone shares the story of a guy who would rather open new businesses than discuss his feelings and another that puts the "D" in D-list actor. All of this begs the question are men okay? The pair wrap up the show with a rousing game of FMK (Disney edition!) where they ponder what it would be like to be in a throuple with Mickey and Minnie Mouse.

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Who wants to date a toaster? Not me! In this episode, Simone is joined by Amber Adrian, a writer, intuitive healer, moon with, and all-around internet fairy godmother. They discuss healing in long-term relationships, overcoming a scarcity mindset when it comes to love and money, and breaking up with meat. We learn that Simone keeps a "love spreadsheet" and feels like she's been personally victimized by a combination of 90's R&B songs and rom-com. They end the episode by putting the bachelors of Sex and the City to task with a rapid-fire game of F*ck, Marry, Kill.

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No, you can't pee on me, but thanks for asking! In this episode, Simone is joined by Rochelle Latinsky, a digital strategist and veteran internet person. Simone and Rochelle enter the sexual vortex that is the app Feel'd and compare notes on ghosting. They discuss Beyonce's album Renaissance, ethical non-monogamy, sex positivity, lucky girl syndrome, and whether or not Harry Styles is marriage material. 

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Oh, the fart of it all! This episode, Simone is joined by Treena Orchard, a writer, professor and all-around dating app scholar (Simone's words, not Treena's!) Simone and Treena discuss what it was like dating in a time before dating apps, the inherent issues with online dating and how we can date & mate better. Treena discusses a date with a flatulent suitor. Is poor footwear a dealbreaker? What about socks with sandals? OR JORTS? We think yes! Simone shares a play-by-play of several dates, including a penniless weirdo with a dead guinea pig and a sartorially challenged alcoholic. The episode wraps up with a rapid fire game of F*ck, Marry, Kill: Degrassi High, Original Recipe Edition.

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It's a very special holiday edition of We're Never Doing This Again! In this episode, Simone is joined by writer, John Drake. They discuss their favorite sex clubs, what the buffet situation is like at a nude resort, dating during a pandemic, holiday-themed sex toys and so much more. Also in this episode: a man "falls" on a Christmas ornament and a nurse gets an interesting surprise. The episode wraps with a rousing game of f*ck, marry, kill, featuring a very special guest, SANTA CLAUS!

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How does this even happen?! This week, Simone is joined by guest @valorie_clark to discuss a series of dating interactions that defy explanation. Simone and Valorie discuss navy blue 'guy sheets,' dating while sober, and an apartment so dirty, it's mindblowing. Also in this episode: a fly-by-night Romeo confesses his feelings and then flees the city and an ex sends a break-up package full of...mixed CDs? The pair wrap up the episode with a rousing game f*ck, m*rry, kill that begs the question, is a filthy home the secret to a good marriage? 

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Small towns make you do crazy things! In this episode, Simone is joined by Peter DeWolf to discuss the peaks and perils (okay, mostly perils) of dating in a small town. Simone shares a story about a man with an unhealthy (?) interest in the Food Network and the time she went on a date with a real-life Mr. Dress Up. Simone and Peter also discuss erotic audio stories, the romantic viability of anyone who wears wrap-around sunglasses, how to avoid dating your cousin, and whether re-runs of the West Wing are the key to true love. The pair closes out the show with a rousing game of F*ck, Marry, Kill which begs the question: is Guy Fieri the ultimate libido killer? 

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Is he a serial killer or just your garden variety pervert? That is the question. Guest Casey Palmer joins Simone to discuss the time she went to a summer camp for socially awkward adults....err, FUN, HIP SINGLES! The pair end the episode with a rousing game of F*ck, Marry, Kill, where they ponder: is rapper Lil Jon secretly wholesome? 

In this episode, Simone is joined by Corie Lowden from The People Pleaser Podcast. They dive deep into the topic of people pleasing and its impact on relationships, from romantic entanglements to friendships. Corie shares personal anecdotes, including the pressures of teenage dating, the harm of self-abandonment, and contrasting dynamics in her marriages. The conversation touches on vulnerable topics like sexual consent, boundaries, and breaking free from societal molds. They end by discussing the nuances of authentic connections and thriving in your true self, even in a smaller city like Victoria, where there's one degree of separation.

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This week Almie Rose joins us to discuss a criminally bad date with a suitor that lied about...stabbing people? His Latin pop career? Everything? We're still trying to figure it out. Almie and Simone then play a rousing game of F*ck, Marry, Kill where they ask the question: what's it like to be married to Mayor McCheese?

Simone is joined by writer and podcast host Brianne Hogan of Seriously Single. They chat about embracing joy and self-love during difficult times, exploring singlehood, and the world of online dating. Simone and Brianne get into hilarious Hinge stories (why the nachos, bro?) and the dos and don'ts of online dating profiles. They also touch on getting back together with exes, navigating creepy fan emails, and loving yourself amidst dating challenges. The episode wraps up with a cheeky game of 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' featuring J Lo's famous exes.

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In this episode, Simone reunites with Treavor Wagoner, a multidisciplinary creative and founder of a Texas-based masturbation club (yes, you read that right). They reminisce about their first meeting at a bloggers' conference and talk about the perils of traveling (and why an all-Virgo airline might just be what the world needs). They dive into Treavor’s journey to founding a sex-positive nonprofit in Austin amidst a challenging socio-political landscape. They also discuss the nuances of modern dating, the queer dating scene in Austin, queerness, and the importance of community. 

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Simone sits down with the fabulous spin queen and personal development coach, Bangs and the Bun, to chat about friendship, love, and life in your 40s. They bond over their love of 90s R&B and hip-hop, share their thoughts on dating apps, and delve into the challenges of making new friends in a new city. Simone shares a truly horrifying dating experience. The conversation turns thought-provoking as they discuss the pressures women face, the importance of deep connections, and choosing to be child-free. They wrap up with some cheeky rounds of FMK, 90's rapper's edition.

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In this episode, Simone is joined by Courtney Boyer, a relationship and sexuality expert and author of 'Not Tonight, Honey, Why Women Actually Don't Want Sex and What We Can Do About It.' They delve into issues women face regarding sex, unmet needs, and harmful societal teachings. Courtney and Simone discuss the importance of setting boundaries, understanding personal desires, and the transformative power of embracing one's uniqueness. They also explore non-monogamy and how it can benefit relationships, emphasizing communication, honesty, and the intent behind it. The episode offers insights into improving sexual connections and prioritizing one's joy and satisfaction.

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In this episode, Simone Paget is joined by Megan Fox, a corporate business consultant, personal development enthusiast, and co-host of the podcast 'It's Always Brunch with Megan and Shannon.' Megan shares her journey of self-discovery following a significant relationship breakup, her experiences with pole dancing, and the importance of somatic activities. We discuss dating dynamics, the challenges of communication, and the nuances of modern relationships, particularly the impact of dating apps versus meeting in person. The episode wraps up with a fun game of 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' featuring 90s heartthrobs Ethan Hawke, Christian Slater, and Johnny Depp.

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In this episode, Simone is joined by Natalie Katona, the creator of the 'To All the Men I've Tolerated Before' podcast. They delve into various topics, including Natalie's podcast origins, Britney Spears' media struggles (this episode was recorded in Nov 2023), and societal misogyny. They discuss the challenges of dating in a patriarchal world, the impact of generational gender roles, the fallacies of rom-coms, The Bachelor vs Love is Blind, and the often problematic dynamics in romantic relationships. The episode wraps up with a fun game of FMK featuring characters from the movie 'Clueless.'

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