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The Polastris are at their wits end redefining the theoretical and the heretical thanks to one Laura Neal. We weep on the inside while tearing Laura apart for her homophobic ammunition but also wish her well upon her future endeavors away from the gays gaze. The end of the episode is what it is and our reactions are covered in this final part of "Hello Losers".

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PART IV

00:31 - "Hello Losers" says Laura, to the audience

04:13 - It's almost the end... the water is ominous

07:19 - Two mysterious portals appear to land of het renewal!

16:43 - A last homophobic allegory to the Creation of Adam

26:56 - It's THE END, coping with the aftermath

33:32 - We did, we recapped the final episode

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We got a lot of things in the final episode, much of it simply ABJECT HORROR, but there were a few good things and at the top of that small pile of good, is the implied smash. So let's talk about it. Villanelle looks the happiest she's ever been and Eve is at her jauntiest. We could have had it alllllllll! However sadly, the only gay wedding we get is one that makes no sense, as Eve and Villanelle embark on their final mission to take out the 12.

More than halfway into the “finale” and it begins to feel like there were only six episodes of the show written with the first and last split into two. The fluff that we get would be fine and not cause for alarm, had this not been dubbed as the final time we interact with any of these characters for the series.

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Chapter Marks:

PART III

03:13 - Sapphic science and the implied smash

05:31 - Repeating scenes to "amplify" the implied smash

19:10 - Villanelle as the "bottom" forevermore

19:54 - The Barn Swallow and bullshit with Pam and Carolyn

21:48 - EVE HAS HER HAIR DOWN! In this Ted talk I will-

26:39 - Carolyn talks to Eve, but it makes no sense

30:07 - Pam informs Villanelle that Konstantin is dead

34:34 - The now digital 12 sends Eve a location

38:49 - Scoping out the Dixie Queen, the 12, & a wedding

40:15 - Carolyn and Pam AGAIN... so Pam can walk away

43:02 - Back to the Dixie Queen for murder and bullshit

50:15 - Eve and Villanelle kiss for the last time

53:36 - A beautiful gay wedding, where nothing makes any sense

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Villanelle and Eve, squatting in bush, then K-I-S-S-I-N-G!! We are here at what Laura dubbed the "piss kiss", but first, our favorite murder sapphics have stumbled upon an unassuming het couple with matching scars, and now they must all share a bothy! We get domesticity, witty jokes, tarot card readings and gay crime. It was almost perfect, but Laura Neal would never stand for that! Carolyn says stuff to Pam and Pam says stuff to Carolyn, none of it is important or necessary, but it is still said. Imagine writing for a spin off that doesn't exist yet??? As the breakdown continues we debate aloud about some of the choices production made and if they served the story overall, while also focusing on the beauty of Villaneve's first true kiss.

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PART II

00:53 - Carolyn arrives at Heathrow Airport to meet Hugo

02:29 - Oh look it's a bothy! (Google it)

08:43 - In London at the MI-6 safe house

12:57 - Villaneve suffers the hets and their tarot cards

18:20 - Carolyn gets what she wants + domesticity with Villaneve

21:51 - Eve and Villanelle finally SLEEP together & there's scar play!!

32:04 - Villaneve snack and drive in a camper van

37:58 - Truck shop shenanigans and intense lesbian energy from Villanelle

42:46 - In Hempstead in with Carolyn and Pam and bullshit

44:00 - Eating curly fries and flirting like assassin hoes

46:05 - An old MI-6 hang is revealed as a clue

48:22 - ACT 2: How Laura handles Bill's murder

52:14 - Carolyn and Pam continue to talk needlessly

56:39 - We arrive at the infamous "Piss Kiss"

58:44 - Villanelle is willing to do whatever Eve wants

1:06:43 - We got the (implied) SMASH!!!

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Wow, we're back friends! Finally f*cking back with our recap of the final episode, of the final goddamn season of Killing Eve. After marinating on the depravity given to us by Laura Neal for the past few months, we're displeased to report that no, it doesn't get better 😩🤣. The rage does not dissipate, the hurt doesn't lessen- it only evolves. Please join us as we begin our dive into the last episode, heartbreak be damned! With Beyoncé reminding us that Laura Neal May break our hearts but won’t break out soul, we eviscerate the episode for what we felt just didn’t work from a myriad of perspectives to show that the lack of Emmy noms wasn’t just a political move.. that it was warranted. Prepare thine ears, and here we go!

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00:31 - We back in this bihh!!! #TraumaClowns

20:01 - Starting again at the almost beginning

25:24 - Villanelle pulls up to find Gunn on the ground & Eve in a tree

27:41 - Gunn whistles while she... hunts??

34:07 - Villaneve has their first fight of the episode

43:43 - A return to Gunn's cabin, where they find a surprise

49:39 - Eve and Villanelle drive off rudely, in a boat

50:46 - ACT 1: Summing up disappointments with Gunn

56:40 - Another couples fight on Gunn's island of Sapphic horrors

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Come with me and you'll be, in a world of Laura Neal's creation. Take a look, bra ta ta taaa, into her confabulations!!!!! We'll begin with some worms,

on Gunn's sapphic island of horrors, hunting pigs, and dirty nails, defy gay explanation!!! Look clowns, there's no way to put this lightly alright? Recapping the final two episodes of Killing Eve is PAINFUL. We don't want to do it, yet here we are. Many questions still remain about what exactly thee fuck went down on Gunn's island, but we do our best to make sense of it all in this part 3 of The End of Killing Eve: Making Dead Things Look Nice.

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0:31 - Konstantin gets a phone call in bed

4:29 - Carolyn goes to Salsburg to meet a bird man

8:05 - Pam with Konstantin looking like shit

8:59 - Vlad tries to flex on Carolyn

11:47 - Gun and Villanelle on the hunt

13:02 - Martin visits Eve at "home"

18:23 - Being gay in the woods

23:04 - The 12 goes digital with Pam at the carnival

25:15 - Gunn offers Villanelle worms by the fire

29:13 - Eve takes down her murder wall

33:46 - Carolyn gets the old man snatched

35:04 - Eve gets a flight to Scotland

40:14 - Konstantin meets his end with a pizza cutter

46:58 - Eve arrives to Gunn's island of Sapphic horrors

53:39 - Villanelle cackles as Gunn gives chase

54:49 - Eve appears like a small deer in headlights

59:18 - Does Gunn really have wifi?

1:01:10 - The fucking end to episode 7

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Hey hoes, we're back in this bihhh, but we still haven't started the recap 🤣 We continue on our tangents about gay mess and pirates, including a short jaunt into time travel, before finally delving into episode 7 of Series 4 entitled "Making Dead Things Look Nice." In this penultimate episode of the final season, Villanelle is all up in Gunn’s island watching her lay down the law, lift, and hunt. Chasing a lead after being betrayed in Berlin, Villanelle is informed by Gunn of her motives and her desire not to have her way of life tampered with.

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0:30 - More tangents on what KE didn't do

1:27 - A brief spoilery jaunt into Black Sails shenanigans

24:53 - Another tangent, but this time it's time travel

40:15 - OK, finally getting into goddamn episode 7

45:25 - Gunn's island of Sapphic horrors

48:22 - So Eve apparently DOES have a job

52:29 - Karaoke and protein shakes lead to final goodbyes

58:44 - Faux leaves us with a bad taste and bad advice

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You guys, it's been MONTHS, and we're still not over the ending of Killing Eve. In the weeks since Laura Neal decided to debut her depraved homophobic fantasies before our eyes, we've accepted that we'll never be over it, and that all we can really hope for are better coping strategies as time marches on. Have we discovered what those strategies will be? Not really, but "Fuck Laura Neal" remains a prayer and a wish that acts as a balm to our wounded souls. In this first part of our recap, we provide an update on the pulse of Killing Eve nation, discuss a nihilistic Eve Polastri, concepts of queerbaiting in media + coming up with new terms for new bullshit, while also discussing why a sexy show like Killing Eve had so little sex.

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Chapter Marks:

0:30 - We're back and it's time to celebrate good news!!!

18:37 - The pulse of Killing Eve nation

33:23 - A nihilistic Eve at the end of Series 2

47:07 - KE as queerbait or something else: poll results

49:36 - Coming up with new terms for homophobia in media

53:20 - Queerness and concepts of exploitation

1:00:54 - Sex with meaning in Killing Eve

1:05:17 - Concepts of gratuitous sex

1:07:14 - Missing moments with Gunn and Helene

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We've reached the end of our prologue, but it is only the beginning of our deconstruction of Killing Eve. In this final part of the prologue we rundown the plethora of wonderful article headlines, detailing the utter failure of the writers, Sally's #girlboss ethos from The Hollywood Reporter, and previews of rants from snacks to come.

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02:25 - The end of Collider with Laura

12:37 - A rundown of shitty headlines about the finale

31:17 - Terrence brings up Sally & The Hollywood Reporter

46:13 - The travesty of the fashion, or lack thereof

1:02:40 - Stopping for now

1:07:30 - Shout out to Jessica!

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In part two of our prologue, we continue going in on Laura Neal's decidedly homophobic Decider article. After raging for several more minutes, we take a break to examine the absolutely bewildering words of Sally Woodard Gentle, before heading back into the eye of the storm with another interview with Laura from Collider. We still can't believe this is real life. Words were said, but nothing makes any sense.

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - The Case of Laura Neal: Decider (cont.)

31:35 - Sally speaks to Deadline... why Sally???

48:54 - Laura talks more bullshit to Collider

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Well damn, Killing Eve is officially over and it's left us feeling a way. After sitting with the final two episodes for a week, much like a meal at a friendly familiar gathering, in this prologue the Polastris begin to recall moments in which the feels felt similar in tv + cinema past. After finale interviews began making their rounds, the tone deafness read not only as violent, but as that of people who neither knew or respected what they had on their hands. It’s a fumble of historic proportions- if the IMDb scores, fandom, and reviews are any indication. It’s time the Polastris stop being polite and start getting real. Your Killing Eve epilogue begins here. Please adjust your volume accordingly. v

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00:32 - We're finally back, still sad and VERY MAD

16:59 - Unpacking how we felt during and after the finale

34:32 - Sentiments from friends about the finale

41:48 - Examining the 'Bury Your Gays' trope

42:52 - Terrence's first trope tragedy

48:31 - Candice's first trope tragedy

1:04:13 - Queers of yore vs the icons of today

1:08:01 - Don't shit on queer content!!!

1:11:44 - The Case of Laura Neal: Decider

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Dark!Eve continues to rise! We're back to recap part two of "Oh Goodie, I'm the Winner" and discuss the continued leveling up of Eve Polastri. Where's it all leading to? Will her journey with Villanelle be paralleled to that of Cupid and Psyche? Has Carolyn truly lost everything?? Will Villanelle and Gunn partake in extreme cottagecore lesbian shenanigans???

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00:31 - Eve confronts Carolyn at Lars cabin in the woods

06:08 - Lars tries to make a move on Carolyn

09:24 - Carolyn left alone with Eve's handy work

09:58 - Eve is day drinking again. What now??

10:48 - Villanelle on drugs, goes to meet Gunn

14:00 - Previews for next week!

19:41 - Sandra & Jodie and the genius of improvisation

24:12 - An evolved muse for the death wish list

31:02 - A mini muse on the beginning of the episode

32:12 - Eve's journey and comparisons to Cupid & Psyche

37:36 - So apparently they're working on a spin off

41:47 - Shoutout to Kayleigh for "serving it soft"

42:21 - A tangent on 'Purity at Pride'

48:55 - We're so excited... .and so scared

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Salutations fellow clowns! We're officially 2 episodes away from the end of Killing Eve, are you ready for the smash!!!! We knew gay mess was bound to go down between Eve, Villanelle, and Helene, but we didn't expect it to be so soon. Join us as we recap episode 6 "Oh Goodie, I'm the Winner" which is easily the best episode of the series so far.

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Chapter Marks:

00:27 - The Last Clown Disco!!!

06:08 - Eve tries her best to take care of Villanelle

09:25 - Carolyn at the cabin with Lars

10:55 - Pam uses her skills to save Villanelle

14:49 - Lars makes more demands of Carolyn

16:50 - Eve watches Villanelle sleep

21:09 - Konstantin asks Pam about her plans

22:04 - Eve pulls up on Villanelle in a mobility scooter

24:58 - Eve calls Faux in desperation, because of course

26:34 - Villanelle gets a mysterious assist from Gunn

29:02 - It's Fernanda! But she's marked for death

31:10 - Pam calls Konstantin with second thoughts

32:18 - Carolyn meets up with Helene for a lady villain jaunt off

37:16 - Pam makes a decision to start hew new career

39:18 - Eve chases Helene in a taxi in Germany

40:08 - Lars has a mantrum after learning of Helene

41:12 - Pam has a lovely het moment at the roller disco

43:20 - Helene waiting at her hotel for Sappho and death

56:00 - Eve in the dirt, lost and wallowing

58:16 - Eve confesses her work history at the taxi stand

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The Polastris take on Carolyn’s Pinner this episode! Will the flashbacks of seasons past alter the flavor of the backstory being built before our eyes? Will Eves’ shenanigans take us out the paint? Or will the sapphic vapors lead her to discover whats been in front of her eyes the entire time? 

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Chapter Marks:

00:33 - Live from the Delta Quadrant!

10:13 - Breakfast with Benita and a special request

12:06 - Eve watches Chloe in secret & Konstantin meets up with Pam

14:16 - Eve tries to hide her latest shenanigan from Faux

18:17 - Villanelle sets up Camilo with performance

21:30 - Party like its 1979 at Carolyn's father's house

25:38 - Villanelle agrees to kill a gaggle of men for Benita's friends

27:10 - Carolyn pops in on Carolina 40 yrs later

29:20 - Pam impresses at the Carnival again, with no effort

30:51 - Eve takes Chloe to class to learn about Cupid and Psyche

37:58 - Helene waits for Eve and Chloe back at the hotel

40:34 - Carolyn breaks into a house in the past and the future

42:04 - Eve steals a projector and makes a discovery

43:17 - Carolyn and Konstantin pull guns on each other

48:27 - Pam and Konstantin get an unexpected visitor in Villanelle

48:50 - Eve recklessly jaunts to Helene for a meeting

50:34 - Villanelle drags Konstantin while searching for info on Helene

56:14 - Carolyn finds a cabin in the woods

57:09 - Eve and Helene wait in the car for Cupid's evil arrow

1:01:49 - Preview for next week

1:08:35 - Directionless musing at the end

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We're back for part two to recap the darkest part of this episode, and that is the conclusion of the Gay Games between Helene and Eve. Two Sapphic murderers decided to Netflix and chill, and we don't think we'll ever be over it. What of the missing hours??? Is this Forest of Dean 2.0? Does Villanelle have Sapphic telepathy?

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - Carolyn and Villanelle visit the toeless man

02:48 - Eve finds the photo she needs and gets an invitation from Helene

03:16 - Toeless man has a misandry date with Villanelle

07:32 - Pam tricks Konstantin and sends him into the sea

08:58 - Games and shenanigans at El Hombre de los Caras

18:03 - Helene invites Eve over for a bath and gay games

30:20 - Carolyn does a dare before making tracks

34:46 - Eve and Helene Netflix and chill with a plot twist

45:17 - EVE POLASTRI WHY??????????

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Greetings friends! We have reached the halfway point of the series and not nary a smash has been had! In this episode, Candice and Terrence recap the gaucheries that was “Cuba”, the additional missing hours, and where our faves end up by the episodes conclusion. What is happening? Why is it happening? We don't know, but we venture on in hope of beautiful Villaneve moments to come.

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - Back for another ridiculous recap!

04:24 - Villanelle spends 2secs in jail and Eve has desert with Helene

10:56 - Pam meets Konstantin who is rude to her

13:46 - Eve meets up with Faux to use him for more info

16:32 - Helene breaks Villanelle out of fake jail

18:52 - Carolyn meets Benita and a man with no toes in Havana

20:00 - Konstantin gives Pam her first "assignment"

23:29 - Faux and Eve get a match from eBay

24:31 - Carolyn debases herself for a man with no toes

28:15 - Carolyn gets taken while thinking about her life and choices

28:55 - Konstantin calls Helene to complaint and gets checked

32:03 - Villanelle takes Carolyn to the beach

36:20 - Pam finds her happy at a Carnival

40:56 - Storytime with Carolyn and Villanelle

46:06 - Benita has a meal for her good girls

47:48 - A rant on the sanctity of mangoes

58:16 - Eve and her British accent visit a shop in Paris

59:33 - Carolyn and Villanelle eat Benita's good food

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We're back with part two, as we answer a handful of the many inbox queries in this portion of the Snackisode. Tensions are rising as those who are an episode ahead aren’t the happiest. Are we still on the road to a Villaneve smash or is the fandom on a train of devastation as its final destination?

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Chapter Marks:

00:41 - Gayo Correo

01:00 - A Villaneve muse inspired by a DM

12:14 - Did Villanelle said anything true in Series 3?

25:40 - Elisa

35:04 - Daria

45:26 - Jessica

50:17 - A plea to renew Jessica's faith

59:38 - Final Takes

59:44 - Terrence's Final Take

1:02:57 -  Candice's Final Take

1:07:16 - Fav Line of the Week

1:07:30 - "Can I stay the night"

1:08:37 - The Love Speech +

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Greetings from the bad place! In this weeks Snackisode, Candice and Terrence attempt to justify the choices made in the season so far, but with the Polastris running on low faith as Terrence is resigned to doom and gloom, can Candice light the way to Villaneve being cannon in spite of where the episode left us? 

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - Greetings from the bad place!

02:01 - Corrections

02:12 - A massive correction from Terrence

04:05 - A correction of regret from Candice

08:55 - Revelations

09:07 - Jodie Comer has a new show entering pre-production

20:07 - Fiona Shaw lands new gig on Anansi Boys

21:20 - Sandra Oh's Umma is in theaters!

22:24 - Killing Eve official is finally giving things away!

23:57 - New TVLine article with Laura Neal

36:48 - Musings

36:56 - Terrence muses about the relevance of Faux

40:23 - Candice muses on the origin of the first lesbian Jesus

48:51 - A muse from Terrence about Carolyn's real mission

53:58 - A muse on the pain Eve wants for Villanelle and what she doesn't want

1:01:29 - Musing on what Terrence calls "throwaway content"

1:07:47 - A muse about an alternative to the cloister scenario

1:11:20 - Musing about Eve vs Faux: A showdown of het shenanigans

1:14:31 - How betrayed would we feel if Eve pulls a blade on Helene?

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We were warned there would be highs and lows for those who were team Villaneve yet we still were not ready for what appeared on screen! As the recap continues, join us as we cling desperately to what we know for sure while the show drives us ever closer to the end of the series once and for all. 

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - "Nicole", Fernanda, and spoiled nuts

04:35 - Villanelle and Martin dine on Lunchabes at therapy

08:45 - Pam embalms her bro and confesses to Helene

11:02 - Konstantin and his chubby bangers

13:01 - Carolyn gets an update on the latest murder

14:59 - Eve and Faux back on their bullshit ???

16:51 - Carolyn at a BBQ with Vlad

19:33 - Eve back at the hotel with a note from Helene

21:08 - Villanelle and Martin sunbathing in therapy

25:22 - Eve interrupts the much needed therapy

32:50 - Did Candice Polastri just have a breakthrough?

47:31 - Eve needs to be reminded that she can lose villanelle

57:18 - Helene meets up with Konstantin

59:01 - Eve makes a special call to Helene

1:07:22 - Villanelle is locked up :(

1:07:44 - Villanelle is probably questioning her hold on Eve

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Where is the love? In classic clown fashion Candice and Terrence lament on the opera like queer despair on display, by splicing vintage opera pieces that came to mind! Listen along as these queers breakdown all of the just and unjust goings on in London Russia, Cuba, and beyond. 

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Chapter Marks:

00:32 - An operatic and overly dramatic intro

05:39 - Starting the Recap

07:18 - "Hi Eve..." a waltz of stubborn desire

28:44 - Faux and Eve talk new developments

38:52 - Pam and her brother

39:58 - Carolyn and Vlad have a meeting

41:47 - Villanelle arrives at Martin's

45:12 - Eve meets Helene's latest, Fernanda

48:47 - Ave Maria... ode to a dead muse

51:45 - At the funeral home with Pam and Elliot

55:16 - Eve and Fernanda drink & talk about their ex gfs

56:31 - Helene gives Pam ice cream and adoration

1:03:05 - Fernanda recalls the carnal connection of the box

1:04:47 - Villanelle on Martin's couch twirling her hair

1:07:48 - Carolyn in her dirty safe house

1:08:56 - Elliot gets what's coming to him

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We asked and you’ve answered: getting into the inbox to collectively console and comfort the fandom as we express concerns about connectivity and the overall vision. Is this the cost of the payoff we crave? Will we still want it after this emotional gauntlet? What if our wildest dreams go the way of the “planet” Pluto? Hang on tight as the Snackisode concludes. 

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Chapter Marks:

00:36 - Gayo Correo

00:57 - Catherine

05:06 - Michelle

14:21 - Theora

17:31 - Was Helene dragging Eve for her lack of all things Sapphic?

22:25 - AnneMarie

29:23 - Dana

30:28 - Becca

48:25 - Mars

1:03:05 - Spotted on Twitter/Tumblr

1:03:16 - You clowns found Candice's desperate cry into the void

1:04:09 - Jessica... TBD

1:04:26 - Killing Eve alternate timelines

1:12:04 - Final Takes

1:12:09 - Candice's final take

1:15:49 - Terrence's final take

1:18:35 - Fav line of the week

1:20:40 - Country Rundown + Outro

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Hey hoes, we're back for part two and Candice is still screaming about her Faux Jafari muse as she desperately tries to make sense of Eve Polastri and her het shenanigans. We also ponder, how often did Nelle write Eve, and what could she have possibly said in those letters. Is Helene playing Eve like a sapphic fiddle, are we seeing Carolyn at the most vulnerable she's ever been? Why is Eve so goddamn angry all the time, and what does it all mean????

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - Candice continues her extended muse and rant

16:42 - What could Nelle's first letter to Eve possibly say??

31:54 - Villanelle and Eve need to argue

37:17 - What will the consequences of Villanelle being a POI be?

44:47 - Terrence muses of random wonderings

47:07 - Who, What, and Why are the 12? Candice's multi-muse of confusion

52:48 - Will Hugo's honey trap make a cameo in series 4?

54:18 - How many women have read to Chloe?

55:50 - A reality altering muse + switch up for Gunn

1:03:24 - Eve and Maria meet for the first time & we want all the mess.

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Greetings fellow clowns, and welcome to another melodramatic AF episode of Well Well Villanelle! Because we're still mourning the events of "Don't Get Eaten" we decided to open up the show, with what felt like the most appropriate music we could find. It's sad and a bit scary, but you can still drop it low, which is exactly how we're feeling about Killing Eve. We remain in the dolefuls with a heavy dose of RAGE- but still ready and always willing to twerk for Villaneve in #clownmakeupcontour.

Join us as we breakdown the latest wave of cast & crew revelations including a rather interesting discovery about the time jump. Candice comes into this snack with an endless scroll of corrections, but will only go through a few, while we also dive into and our brand new segment lovingly entitled: Musings from the Graveyard.

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Chapter Marks:

00:27 - Killing Eve + clownery themed lullaby to start the show

08:14 - Corrections

08:43 - Candice: Eve really does have a job

11:04 - Candice: Carolyn and Eve are not shagging

12:14 - Candice: Villanelle was indeed spinning with herself

13:23 - Terrence: Pam was not in episode 2

16:10 - Revelations

16:22 - "Which Killing Eve location has been your favorite"

18:56 - "Villanelle desperately trying to head towards the light..."

22:17 - Sandra Oh speaks on Eve's determination

24:13 - New music from Unloved is available

24:55 - "Villanelle's come so far"

29:04 - Musings from the Graveyard

30:11 - Time is not real: a muse of discovery from Terrence Polastri

36:55 - Does the faux pas of parishioner of the week indicate other things

42:28 - Terrence mental filing of season 4 being what?n

45:15 - The topic of queerbaiting arises again

53:52 - The beginning of Candice's mega muse on WHY IS FAUX??

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Hey hoes, we're here to recap, but still very much in the dolefuls. As a result, this just might be the shortest Killing Eve recap we've ever done. Between Terrence's drunken quietness and Candice's unbridled rage, many a pregnant pause was had, while other expletives were edited out. What can even be said? The cloister is full of bullies, Eve has super hearing, and Villanelle really needs a hug!!!!

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Chapter Marks:

05:41 - Starting in London with ice cream and violence

08:35 - Eve and her mysterious braid eye spy sapphic goings on

13:16 - Nelle on her Bible retreat with May an 'em

18:02 - Lesbian Christ has some advice for Nelle

22:16 - Faux Jafari and Eve are apparently going to Paris

27:09 - Back at Jesus Camp, May steals Nelle away

31:15 - Eve waits for Martin with snark and booze

36:17 - Carolyn dimes out the homies while in Russia

40:39 - May confesses a secret to Nelle about her dad

44:46 - The cloister picks on Nelle and lives to regret it

54:35 - Carolyn down bad in a dumpster of a safe house

55:07 - Eve and Faux back on their bullshit at dinner

1:01:35 - Desperate Spy Games with Carolyn and Vlad

1:04:17 - Eve arrives at Helene's with food and misandry

1:06:48 - Helene drags Eve for her het shenanigans????

1:08:56 - Eve gets her finger sucked by the Lady in Red

1:17:36 - "Only if I let it" ....

1:20:32 - Chloe interrupts the Sapphic vibrations

1:23:47 - "Once upon a time their were two princesses

1:28:49 - May and her dad gossip like mean girls about Nelle

1:32:15 - Villanelle kills thematically with a mallet and spike

1:35:31 - Villanelle squares up with her holy counterpart

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We're back for the 3rd and final installment of this first Snackisode for Killing Eve Series 4. Continuing where we left off, we address the many muses you wonderful clowns sent in, while Candice's cow continues to float aimlessly across Europe. Spotted on Twitter/Tumblr is scant this week as we tried to avoid being spoiled, but Favorite Line of the Week is back, even though favorites were hard to find in the premiere episode.

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - Madi

04:44 - Venus

10:23 - Michelle

16:23 - Ashley

28:06 - Tina part duex

30:44 - Twitter mentions

31:46 - Lily

32:24 - #DefundThoughtsandPrayers

35:20 - Violent Rain

40:33 - Spotted on Twitter/Tumblr

44:16 - Another fan cam acts as balm for the soul

46:40 - Final Takes

50:21 - Candice Final Take

54:28 - Shout out to new Patrons

55:51 - Fav Line of the Week

56:21 - Terrence's fav line

57:59 - Candice's Favorite Line

1:00:28 - Country Rundown + Outro

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Sappho, where are you??? We need you desperately. In this second part to the first official snack of the season, the muses begin to unroll as Candice and Terrence attempt to address some of the burning questions about where the show appears to be headed. There will be future plot musings, desires for a speedy sub plot wrap up, and of course a missing hours reveal! Join us in our clownery and speculation as we check out additional promo drops from Killing Eve official, and dive into listener muses in Gayo Correo.

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - Villanelle Character Video

01:24 - "Gone but not forgotten" #KillingEve

03:40 - "Who do you miss most" #KillingEve

06:02 - "We'll Miss You" #KillingEve

07:52 - Promotional art to countdown the days

10:45 - Musings

10:57 - Terrence muses about Hugo

19:15 - Candice muse starts

24:25 - Terrence offers an optimistic muse to lift us up

32:36 - Deleted scenes from 4.01 "Just Dunk Me"

38:16 - But why @KillingEve

51:58 - Gayo Correo

52:18 - Tina

55:26 - Dr. Theora

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Greetings fellow clowns! We are both still reeling from the time jump side effects, and still have many questions that remain unanswered. Are we in a bizarro universe? The nausea from men having too many lines is proving to be more trouble than it’s worth. How long until we get more Villaneve scenes that won’t crush us? In this first part, Candice and Terrence begin with an extended muse of desperation, before heading to Revelations to talk all things keeping up with our favorite thespians. There's also more BTS to discuss, cast interviews that coincided with the premiere, and additional looks at promo art that begs the question, will swag appear with this same energy?

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - An intro inspired by Jesus Christo, Villanelle

21:03 - Corrections

21:46 - Candice's 1st correction

22:51 - Candice's 2nd Correction

26:01 - Candice's 3rd Correction

27:58 - Terrence's only correction that isn't a correction

30:17 - Revelations

30:28 - Sandra Oh stars in new horror film Umma

36:39 - EW article where Sandra & Jodie preview "The End"

48:55 - NY Times: Sandra & Jodie lay Killing Eve to rest

1:07:08 - Pink News comes for Killing Eve's neck

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Back for part two you clowns, and the chaos continues! If you're wondering if there have been real tears in response to Eve rejecting Villanelle, you would be right! Candice is down bad and remains down bad. In this second half there's a lot of things to discuss. Eve runs into Carolyn and pretends to not want the drugs in the manilla folder, Carolyn actually offers to pay Eve for THE FIRST TIME EVER (it must be noted), all while Nelle struggles at the cloister with a doting May. Real tears for Villanelle's constant rejection.

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - Eve is jogging and looking good, runs into an old pal

06:55 - The Vicar walks Nelle through her future baptism

09:43 - Nelle is captured on CCTV doing shenanigans

14:49 - Eve arrives to the funeral home clad in denim and bullshi**

19:27 - Nelle is getting baptized and frantically looking for Eve

21:44 - Eve and Faux back on their nonsense; Faux knows too much

26:54 - WE ARE HERE!!! The first Villaneve scene of Series 4

36:43 - Carolyn looking out at the water in distress

37:22 - Eve stalks Pam with the most minimal of skills

42:36 - Angry and hurt Nelle takes her feels out on May

50:01 - Carolyn arrives in Russia to see her old flame Vlad

50:46 - Nelle still at the cloister, has visions of misandry divinity

55:56 - Taking a look at next weeks preview

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Hey hoes!!! We're officially back with our first recap for series 4 episode one entitled "Just Dunk Me". It's been nearly 2 years, but the wait is finally over. We are back in Killing Eve town, but it's several months later, and many things have changed. Eve has acquired "new skills" (and new het baggage), Villanelle is living in a cloister with a not so secret, secret admirer, and Carolyn has been demoted in favor of a man. It's safe to say that all of our murder gals are down bad, and we're not sure how we'll be able to cope. This recap is emotional and loud, per usual, your volume should be down.

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - The Pre-Season is officially over!

04:49 - Eve's cold open gets an upgrade in Russia

16:52 - Villanelle's shines, in her most unusual cold open yet

25:07 - Eve arrives at a hotel, her apparent new home

29:06 - Eve goes to "work" with Faux to flirt and be chaotic

38:43 - Carolyn looks good, but stressed, in Mallorca

41:42 - Eve and Faux discuss food and have a tussle in the grass

46:28 - Carolyn meets a guest while hunting for information

49:45 - Hugo, the cameo we never asked for or wanted

58:21 - Nelle serves fish and loaves to her new family

1:03:29 - May continues to advocate for Nelle to her dadddy after dinner

1:04:46 - Nelle says a prayer and accidentally commits a murder

1:07:09 - Nelle bursts in on May writing aspirational erotica

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Hey hoes! We're back for our final installment of this pre-season snack, and naturally the mayhem continues. The Killing Eve releases haven's stopped, and this just might be our most packed Spotted on Twitter/Tumblr segment ever. There's even more BTS and new interviews that lead to outrageous muses. How does Villanelle know who Martin is? Will Helene try and use Eve against her love? There's so much to consider!!! (Disclaimer: Yes, there is still plenty of screaming. Please adjust your volume accordingly)

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Chapter Marks:

00:28 - The Emmy campaign for Sandra Oh continues!

05:11 - How many kisses will there be?

06:23 - Will Helene try to kill Villanelle?

08:05 - How does Villanelle know about Martin?

11:59 - Revisiting the idea of a spinoff

18:37 - Spotted on Twitter/Tumblr

19:03 - Breaking News: From Collider

33:01 - An early review from someone we trust

37:24 - More new shit!!!

39:06 - Carolyn character video

39:49 - Konstantin character video

40:32 - Eve character video

41:22 - "It was never about Raymond"

43:34 - Remembering the demise of Gabriel

45:30 - Killing Eve is gay???

46:36 - Eve watches a scene from the church

47:32 - Fans react to possible endings for Killing Eve

48:33 - A crisis with Villaneve

50:36 - Smoking with Sandra and high hopes

53:49 - Gecko Villanelle is adorable

54:41 - Carolyn indeed knows too much

56:13 - Welcome to the KE fandom

59:12 - The Art of Rejection

59:55 - New favorite fan video

1:00:53 - Villanelle after getting rejected by Eve

1:03:29 - Final Takes

1:17:20 - Outro: Dedicated to Dark!Eve Rising!

1:21:11 - Country Rundown: An Ode to Eve

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*** WARNING: POTENTIAL SPOILERS AND SPECTACULARLY UNHINGED MUSINGS ARE IN THIS EPISODE ***

What can even be said about this part, we're at QUEERCON1! It's like DEFCON1, but more dramatic. It's ridiculous! We discovered the released episode titles, like perhaps many of you have, and we have several thoughts and feelings. While it may all prove to be total malarky and we will once again be clad in our #clownmakeupcontour, it's safe to say we've fully committed to ALL of the shenanigans. Per usual, your volume should be DOWN for probably, the entirety of this episode.

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Chapter Marks:

00:06 - The beginning of our descent into Sapphic madness

00:48 - Musings

02:42 - New promo video: a rose for Her and Her

09:34 - Musing on the meaning of a black rose

16:09 - Gaystradamus predictions based on released episode titles

16:32 - Ep 1: "Just Dunk Me"

22:49 - Ep 2: "Don't Get Eaten"

28:42 - Ep 3: "A Rainbow in Beige Boots"

34:06 - Ep 4: "It's Agony and I'm Ravenous"

41:52 - Ep 5: "Dont' get attached"

48:56 - We have a eureka moment

57:22 - Ep 6: "Oh Goody, I'm the Winner"

1:06:43 - Ep 7: "Making Dead Things Look Nice"

1:15:38 - Ep 8: "Hello Losers"

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We're back with part two, and the constant musing has not stopped. We're ecstatic that AMC has finally bothered to try and take our money, Candice is back on her color theory bullsh*t with the release of more flower imagery, and then... we discuss a rather curious article from the Queerqueue, in which the writer questions the validity of "The Smash". As you might imagine, this sends us into a rage. Please adjust your volume accordingly!

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - Merch finally spotted in the wild!

10:12 - The flowers from the photoshoot are real!

14:48 - The cast of Killing Eve channels Steve Jobs

19:04 - A Killing Eve calendar for clowns everywhere

21:17 - The Queerqueue, Villaneve, and anti-Sapphic propaganda

28:58 - Who or what is a Villanelle???

38:01 - A walk down the crowded lane of "provocative" het media

46:11 - The criminal under-sexing of queer women

50:30 - Appreciating the nuance in queer stories

58:18 - Another song is added to the Killing Eve playlist

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The content levee has been breached! Contributors large and small have been given the go ahead to publish their reviews and critiques of the final season of Killing Eve and it’s… information overload! The official account with their BTS, the fandom and their hilarious edits, interviews with different rags (but still, no mag cover 😩), merch that's magically appeared on the AMC website- all as we try to navigate this podcast. 

It took us hours, going far past dawn, but we did it! This is definitely our longest snack of the pre-season, and quite possibly the last. In this first part, we dive right into Revelations with a new article from Deadline, an ET interview with our favorite thespians, and discuss Villaneve's addition to EW's Top 100 TV Romances of all time list. EW's glaring omission of certain queer couples, leads to yet another one of our epic rants about queer characters in media, because we simply couldn't help ourselves.

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Chapter Marks:

00:30 - THIS IS IT!!!

06:19 - Revelations

06:38 - Deadline article with more BTS to breakdown

19:34 - More scenes with Fiona and Jodie confirmed!

26:48 - Villanelle and her quest of deferment

38:03 - A new line from Villanelle

41:42 - ET harasses Sandra Oh

50:37 - Villaneve makes EW's Top 100 TV Romances

1:00:02 - In which, this turns into an extended rant on queers in media

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We're back for part two of this SNACK, where we continue to muse on possible endings and whether or not we might see Eve in that gown in the very first episode. If it happens, what could this mean about the show, and will we even be able to handle it- TBD. It also seems Killing Eve wants us to think about death.. a lot. We've noticed and naturally had to do some yelling about the matter.

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - Will we get an uncertain ending?

08:42 - Will the gown be in the first episode

11:27 - Alternate Trailers from Canal+ & clips

18:14 - Gayo Correo

18:25 - Detta

21:34 - Danielle

31:57 - "Wide Wake"

49:45 - We're not ready for the premiere

51:32 - Ashley

54:17 - Fluer

1:06:19 - Spotted on Twitter/Tumblr

1:06:28 - The fandom spreads "official" Villaneve propaganda

1:07:57 - Villanelle finds god with Sappho's helps

1:09:02 - More fandom propaganda in #TCA

1:09:58 - Traveling the world with your favorite enemy

1:10:56 - We've seen all the "death" art you guys

1:11:52 - Final Takes

1:25:43 - Country Rundown + Outro

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Are you familiar with Mendelssohn’s Elijah? It tells of a time when God was pissed at man and sealed the heavens leaving mankind to function without their quenching waters. The steadfast held onto their faith while others despaired, and after a time, the rains returned upon the thirsty land. Sappho once again has come through for Her faithful denizens across the world by revealing not only clipped promos.. on no, but also BTS of the big 4 from Killing Eve! Join us for this snack as we dig into the said, the unsaid, and our desires for the days to come.

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - We're back with more promos!

15:06 - The only Correction

16:13 - Revelations

16:58 - An unexpected Revelation

21:20 - Deadline article

26:30 - Radio Times article

31:22 - ET Online article

39:35 - New videos + actual BTS!!!

39:40 - "That's Life"

41:19 - "They've come so far"

43:26 - "Favorite Moments"

45:34 - "Rest in Peace"

46:30 - "Smell ya Later

46:53 - "Take Your Secrets to the Grave"

50:20 - Breaking down the new promo photos

50:32 - "Bundle up Eve"

50:59 - "Lot's to Do"

54:44 - "What's in the envelope?"

56:34 - "New season new faces"

58:31 - "What were you favorite details from the trailer"

1:01:38 - Villanelle prays, Eve runs, and Carolyn waits

1:04:04 - "She knows too much"

1:06:33 - Hottie with a Body has a name

1:08:06 - Musings

1:08:21 - Musing on the Series 4 Poster

1:18:59 - "Rest in Peace" a theme

1:23:37 - Musing on updates from Unloved

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Here we are again, for part three of this ridiculous SNACK. How did we get here? Well, Villanelle on her knees for Eve, Villanelle getting slapped by Eve, and Eve choking out the Lady in Red are excellent reasons we think, for the extensive musing that has gone on. In this final installment Candice makes a frightening discovery about Faux Jafari, we discuss the theme of fire from the promos, and whether or not Eve will hook up with the Lady in Red.

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Chapter Marks:

0:31: Back at couples therapy

3:56: Faux Jafari and Eve's new jacket

12:35: Villanelle at the Cauldron of Christianity

14:24: Eve chokes a woman!!!

17:11: Villanelle in a suit again

19:41: Is it a Hot Medica do over?

29:28: A sapphic slap felt across the universe

36:17: The Killing Eve title card with the bus

38:19: Dissecting the burning in the promos

40:47: Portrait of a Lady on Fire parallels

47:50: The last scene of the trailer

51:58: When does the show start for the Lady in Red

53:11: Musings on Nadia and Rhian

55:32: Role play with the hottie with a body

57:30: A rant on boots and the merch for Killing Eve

1:09:39: We're finally done... THREE HOURS???

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We're back for part two of our frenetic review of the Killing Eve trailer that was just released. We continue to break things down, frame by frame, and theorize on the many plausible implications. Are Villanelle and Eve in couples therapy? Who gave them Martin's number, and is he ok? Is some assassin trying to kill Eve (again)? And naturally we continue to discuss the ever important topic of: DID THE SMASH ALREADY HAPPEN???

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Chapter Marks:

00:37: A baby Polastri theory about Villanelle

02:51: Queer Gretel and Gretel

06:12: A date, and a new color palette

10:14: More Candice Polastri color palette theories

14:36: Lets face it, Eve ruins lives

18:33: Eve Polastri in fucking couture!!!

27:23: The Final Obsession

32:51: Couples Therapy: Scorpion & the Frog Edition

35:16: Do the scorpion and frog hook up?

42:42: Making out with Saphho and Mary

48:18: Do we care if Villanelle hooks up

53:08: Another future victim for Villanelle?

55:08: Villanelle in another beautiful convertible

56:47: Eve is getting chased... will Dark!Eve rise?

59:52: Villanelle, confined spaces, and more violence

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As if Sappho herself heard our constant cries for signs of life, a countdown appeared on the Killing Eve official account which lead up to a two minute heavily clipped trailer that set the fandom ablaze! There were highs, and there were LOWS, but through it all, THERE WERE QUESTIONS! 

Join Candice and Terrence as they try to parse through matters seen and unseen for just a crumb of context for possible plot lines, missing hours, and the fate of all the boss ass ladies. We went in intending to record a snack bite, and instead ended up with a SNACK- a three part snack. Please see Sally and crew with any and all complaints. 

SPOILER: GAYSTRODAMUS SAYS #VILLANELLEONHERKNEESFOREVE2022 YOU HOES!

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Chapter Marks:

10:21: Disco transition to mayhem

15:51: Music sets the mood for the trailer

20:58: Villanelle in the woods & apparently in therapy

25:49: WTF did the smash really happen already???

27:19: Eve is jogging and she looks good

32:58: Carolyn Martens is still that bitch

39:45: Carolyn returns as Eve's dealer

42:43: Eve's alter to the 12 and to Villanelle

45:18: Potential reason Eve is taking this case

46:11: 1st Villaneve scene of the trailer!!!

47:08: Symmetry at the fish tank & musings on color

51:31: References to Baz Luhrmann's Romeo and Juliet

59:21: VILLANELLEONHERKNEES FOREVE 2022

1:02:51: A musing on "let" vs "led" and the implications

1:04:09: Quotes from the Queer ether about the aquarium

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In this final part to our Multiverse of Sappho series, we conclude the Gayo Correo segment by revisiting theories about Villanelle's boudoir habits and breaking down the myriad of photos that have leaked from the Killing Eve set. We also cover the fandom wide anxiety felt across the Twitter and Tumblrverse in addition to giving our final takes on what we expect so far.

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - Revisiting the "Villanelle is a Bottom" Thesis

07:41 - Noting the queer blossoming of Eve Polastri

12:30 - The new Killing Eve lingerie line

17:10 - Advice for watching series 4

18:47 - Reviewing the 50-11 photos leaked from set

32:02 - Looking backwards and forwards to the articles to come

35:43 - SPOTTED ON TWITTER/TUMBLR

36:02 - Villaneve friendship, a villain origin story

36:37 - Give us our promo photos you cowards!

37:59 - Laura Neal holds our fate in her hands

38:50 - Go girl @KillingEve give us nothing

39:14 - Fandom creatives filling the gap with beautiful art

39:57 - The frenetic hell of being a Killing Eve fan

41:39 - Tiktok users are making their own KE content

43:24 - FINAL TAKES

43:29 - Terrance Polastri chooses peace in the 4th dimension

46:04 - Candice chooses delirium and sapphic shenanigans

53:13 - Announcements + Country Rundown

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We are back for part two from the Multiverse of Sappho, to bring you the most ridiculous muses you've ever heard from us, as we await the first trailer. The articles sent us into a tailspin, but we've pulled ourselves out with delirious optimism for our favorite murderous pairing and are prepared to apply all of the clown makeup contour. We also get into some extremely thought provoking listener questions in the Gayo Correo segment.

DISCLAIMER: We take no responsibility for the unhinged nature of any of our musings. Please cc Sally Woodward Gentle.

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Chapter Marks:

00:41 - The Multiverse of Musings

03:11 - Elena calls in to check on Eve

05:02 - Eve and Carolyn begin a new chapter

07:59 - Hello from the other side, a Polastri muse

09:10 - Villanelle's new future with the Lady in Red

11:05 - Debtors are looking for Eve Polastri

13:36 - Eve plays a dangerous game with a new assassin

15:30 - Terrance adds to an already ridiculous muse

16:45 - Villanelle hears about a curious tape with Eve and a new assassin

17:24 - A simple request for Carolyn gambling

18:28 - Rejection leads to Villanelle's cosplay as Benedetta

20:39 - Villanelle's soul quest is still about Eve

22:50 - Eve uses misandry to get a meeting with Helene

25:13 - Another Villaneve love confession is on the horizon

34:58 - We know what we've seen, and we know what we deserve

40:57 - GAYO CORREO

41:20 - Sarah holding it down for New Zealand!

43:25 - Megan's eloquent dissertation on Killing Eve Part 1 of 8

46:55 - Pasta eroticism with Villanelle and Eve

50:05 - The Curious Case of Eve's Silent Queerness

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Hey hoes! It's us, we're finally back for our very first preseason SNACK and first episode of 2022, to talk about all things Killing Eve. The greatest sapphic clown show on earth, returns for its final season in February which is only a month away. You'd think we'd have extended trailers by now (we don't), or perhaps some grand marketing campaign providing insight into what might be in store (WE DON'T), but what we do have are articles. Articles and our delirious enthusiasm for Villaneve.

In this first part of three, we start by channeling our inner Disco Queen to get the vibes going. What does Laura have in store for us? Shall Dark!Eve continue to rise? Will our ladies finally #ManifestTheSmash??? We have so many questions, and even more expectations.

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Chapter Marks:

00:30 - We're back with "Disco & Delirium" for series 4!

09:52 - REVELATIONS

10:28 - TV Insider has hot takes on the final season

28:39 - Back from our Mental Health Break

29:03 - Deadline announces new cast members

46:03 - Terrence proposes a ridiculous plot twist

52:37 - TV Line ponders Villanelle's "higher calling"

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We are back in this bih for round two of our first preview for Killing Eve Series 4: Everything Ends (that slogan is ours, added for dramatic flare of course) the final season of this podcast and Killing Eve 😭. Time still doesn't feel real, nor the end of our favorite show, but we try to cope the best we can.

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - Back for part II of the madness

04:13 - Villanelle needs to go out like a G

08:42 - Gayo Correo

08:58 - Jana has a saintly encounter with Sandra Oh

11:36 - Tina sends news from Sandra Oh

17:29 - Lily inquires about a League of Their Own

23:46 - Crystal sends in some Killing Eve crack

32:19 - Victoria ponders Villanelle as a born again Christian

37:10 - Spotted on Twitter/Tumblr

37:21 - What if we never watched Killing Eve

38:02 - What if Killing Eve only had one writer

41:06 - In which we are David Lynch

41:43 - Killing Eve failing again at stopping spoilers

43:25 - Going to war against all spoilers

44:13 - Bloopers we will never, ever get

46:49 - Sandra sums up how we feel about spoilers

47:25 - Paying homage to the age gap

49:16 - What did Killing Eve and its fandom give you

50:51 - Is it time rewatch Killing Eve from the beginning?

53:56 - Announcing Killing Eve live rewatch with friends!

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Hey hoes! Yes it’s us, we’re back and already in full clown makeup contour. Do you ever casually surf on the internet hoping to Sappho that a sign from the heavens concerning your one true pair would manifest itself? Us too- but sometimes “signs” e.g. SPOILERS will just assault our eyes, without any warning, and that’s what happened last week.

Perhaps you already know wtf we’re talking about. Maybe you’ve seen the pictures. Either way, DO NOT play this episode if you’re still trying to avoid spoilers for Series 5. Stay in the light, you sweet summer child. 

For the rest of you down in the muck with us ☺️, join us as we muse and theorize on WHAT THEE HELL these photos could mean.

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Chapter Marks:

00:30 - Our final preseason!

05:50 - Revelations

06:02 - Did the end of Killing Eve get spoiled?!

11:41 - The Killing Eve official account is still trolling

12:26 - The tease, that teased, absolutely nothing

21:56 - Preview or prank? You decide

25:53 - Musings

25:59 - Spoilerly photos tell a tale

38:20 - Many lies and many truths in the Daily Mail

47:08 - Musing on these RIDICULOUS set photos

END OF PART I

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Ayeee, Happy Pride you hoes! We are in this bihh with our first official pre-season snackbite of series 4, the final season of this podcast and Killing Eve 😭. Some of you listeners hit up our inbox, to let us know that there were finally some on set images circulating around, and as you've probably guessed, we have several thoughts and feelings about it.

As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle

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Chapter Marks:

0:30 - Pride Party Intro!

7:06 - REVELATIONS

7:17 - New superstition for series 4

19:26 - MUSINGS

19:42 - Saudia chooses violence in the DMs

20:35 - On set shots of Eve Polastri finally emerge

24:46 - Additional photos of Eve complicate our theories

28:29 - Photos of Jodie reveal.....(fill in the blank)

29:37 - Camille Cottin photographed on set with a lady

35:16 - Eve Polastri gives body in additional on set photos

37:51 - Carolyn appears to be up to her old shenanigans

40:28 - Eve looks to be offered more of that good-good

42:41 - Eve Polastri has a new jacket, what could this mean??

50:20 - A trailer spotting hints at an old character's return

54:43 - More desperate wishes for an Elaina cameo

56:37 - A random twitter post about series 4 sends us into crisis

1:00:17 - Villanelle as Nun Benedetta, coming in series 4

1:10:41 - Outro + Country Rundown: Pride 2021 Edition

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Here we are with the 3rd and final installment of this edition of Misandry Mail Bag. In this final part we field more questions about Gentleman Jack Crack, bless ya'll with some originally composed music, inspired by Killing Eve sent in by a listener, and of course resume discussing the possibility of a Villaneve smash.

As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle

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Chapter Marks:

09:25 - A quick question about Gentleman Jack Crack

10:00 - Paige recommends Mr. Robot for the queerness

12:00 - Mars the composer, blesses us with KE inspired tunes

14:37 - Welcome Shannon to the Killing Eve fandom

17:32 - Ari comments on the final swan song season for KE

30:45 - Fluer welcomes us back to the land of the living

36:21 - Amber's been marathoning and we love it

45:57 - Detta has beef with Ridley Scott too

46:47 - Jess posits the smash vs alive and well

48:38 - And that concludes mail bag part 1 from the panini

51:46 - Outro + Country rundown

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To smash, or not to smash: that is the question that rages on. Welcome to part two of this Misandry Mail Bag special edition episode. We still can't believe so many of y'all wrote in to share your fears, hopes, joys, and frustrations, but we're so happy you did. We also get into old theories about Dark!Eve, Villanelle's assassin crisis, and whether or not Raymond will ever be mentioned again.

As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - Fluer sends in lingering thoughts on Raymond and Dark!Eve

8:56 - Rita asks about her long lost winnings

10:35 - Lila applies her clown makeup contour

23:57 - Sarah says hello and the top/bottom argument rages on

35:00 - Mel & Sue tell us their favorite quotes from series 3

40:55 - Belinda wants to know what's up with the infamous spec script

41:51 - Addressing multiple notes about the fandom drama

43:10 - Ashley reminisces on an iconic Carolyn read

43:39 - Camille has thoughts on our Gentleman Jack crossovers

46:08 - Samantha begins with a prayer: "my dear queers"

47:30 - A recommendation to watch 'Red' with Helen Mirren

48:16 - Jeff checks for signs of life

49:14 - Kirsten shows love and ponders Villanelle's murder sobriety

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Hey hoes, we are back! With the hiatus in full swing and extensive planning for what looks to be our final preseason of the series, in this special mail bag episode, we take a look back through all the notes and messages sent to our inbox over the course of the past year. We hope you enjoy the mini time jump back into the mania that was Killing Eve Series 3.

As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - Intro, we back in this bihh!!

04:56 - Revelations

05:07 - Sandra Oh has a very Polastri moment

08:21 - Killing Eve auctions, but still no official merch

10:34 - Sandra Oh is in another hit

11:00 - Gemma Whelan is booked and thriving

12:28 - Emerald Fennell stays winning

16:09 - Gayo Correo a.k.a. The Misandry Mail Bag

16:26 - Gabriella asks about loving the pain

17:51 - Monica sends her best regards

20:11 - Saudia reveals the audiobook voices of Eve and Villanelle

22:51 - Laura talks shit about Bear & Kenny's death

23:55 - Jodie Comer on the Happy, Sad, Confused podcast

24:42 - Jamie writes in from Trinidad and thanks us for the soca!

27:29 - AnnaMarie offers up some KE musings

31:59 - Freya asks about the smash and Eve's motivations

48:38 - Celeste is obsessed, and we totally get it

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We're back for part two and our musings! This week we try something a little different, and break down our Top 5 Moments from series 3, or Top 5 Disappointments for series 3, and most importantly, our Top Five Wants for series 4.

As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on social media. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below. Follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #DarkEveIsHere @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle

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Chapter Marks:

00:30 - Musings

01:16 - Top 5 Disappointments in Series 3

18:39 - Top 5 Moments from Series 3

36:55 - Top 5 Wants for Series 4

50:34 - Spotted on Twitter/Tumblr (Mini)

51:01 - Comparisons to the film 'I Care A Lot'

57:01 - A philosophical question, with an obvious answer

1:00:16 - Final takes

1:05:59 - Outro + Country Rundown

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Hey friends, we back in this biiihhhh!!!! It's 2021, and we know it's been a minute 🤣, but we're so thrilled to back. In part one of this mini snackisode, we correct a few legends and myths from last year, talk a bit about what we've been up to, casting rumors, as well as what we've discovered the cast has been up to during this extra long hiatus.

As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on social media. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below. Follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #DarkEveIsHere @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle

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Chapter Marks: 

00:31 - We back in this bih!

07:50 - Corrections

08:00 - So about that snackisode y'all

09:00 - The Trilling Eve that's yet to be

10:54 - The real release date for series 4

12:43 - Revelations

12:54 - Killing Eve begins shooting soon!

14:03 - News on Sandra Oh's The Chair

17:35 - Jodie is rumored to be in a new movie

22:22 - PWB is adapting Mr. and Mrs. Smith

26:45 - Kim Bodnia is headed to The Witcher

30:23 - Dame Walter in Digital Spy

31:35 - People are still writing bad articles about KE

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The bridge scene… THE BRIDGE SCENE! It’s fair to say we have a lot of thoughts and feelings about the bridge scene. In in this final part we break down the actions, reactions, beats, and exchanges of our ladies as we experienced and interpreted them. It all leads to that infamous walk during which the entire fandom held their breath. 

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Chapter Marks:

0:31 - Carolyn grants Konstantin clemency and calls off the hunt

7:14 - Villanelle chases after a very athletic Dark!Eve rising

10:44 - Villanelle and Eve have a real conversation about their past & future

19:34 - Candice Polastri's theory on why Eve wanted "it to stop"

24:40 - Eve expects a kiss, while Villanelle walks away

34:01 - Eve chooses Villanelle, and Villanelle chooses Eve

35:04 - Initial series 3 after thoughts from Terrance Polastri

43:16 - We need to see a member of Eve's family next season!

50:11 - Another passionate and angsty rant from Candice Polastri on series 4 wants

1:05:59 - Final Announcements

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As we continue our recap we say farewell to Rhian with a gladiator’s touch. Carolyn visits the Bitter Pill to investigate new intel on Kenny, and Eve ends up at Brideway Bets where she treats bribery like her phone passcode. Also when did Villanelle get everyone’s phone number and will we ever see what her contacts list looks like???

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Chapter Marks:

0:31 - Rhian talks too much trash and gets sent to Sparta

7:24 - Rhian's swan song & Villanelle's dilemma

13:49 - Geraldine writes and essay and Carolyn reads a blank page

19:26 - Tallulah Shark attempts bribery at Bridgeway Bets

22:54 - Bruce expects a stripper, but gets a not very nice lady

25:31 - Carolyn visits the Bitter Pill to drag the staff and get intel

27:34 - Deleted Moment: Carolyn notices remnants of Kenny

28:12 - Carolyn is allergic to Audrey's sympathy & Bear rambles

31:27 - Kenny's killer is revealed to be... KONSTANTIN!!!

33:38 - Eve bumps into Big Daddy K and plays keep-away

36:42 - Villanelle in Loewe arrives to terrorize the Bitter Pill

41:17 - Villanelle tells Konstantin what Eve says goes

43:31 - Villanelle expands on her legend of scissor hands

46:15 - Konstantin gets a call from Paul while Eve handles the tech

48:52 - Konstantin and Eve arrive to find Carolyn with a gun

52:58 - Everyone has questions, but Carolyn doesn't have the time

59:58 - Carolyn commands attention and reveals the truth

1:09:42 - Konstantin cries out but Villanelle is unmoved

End of Part II

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