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In this bonus episode, we're stepping up our game to two episodes a week, but it's not without its challenges. We are taking a break from our usual format to play some hilarious games we found at an op shop. "Watch Your Mouth," where we have to say phrases with a mouthguard.

We're back with a brand new season of We Will Always Have. This time, Chrissy and I are taking the golf cart to Canberra, where we're about to embark on a wild adventure. We're catching up after four months apart, and I'm feeling a mix of excitement and exhaustion. As we hit the road, we chat about everything from our personal lives to our plans for the day. We're heading to Parliament House, where we might just bump into some politicians, and we're staying in a unique accommodation that's got us both buzzing. It's going to be a day filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few awkward moments.

It deserves a re-visit! The time Chrissy needed to 'go' in an open home.

In this episode we go back to Mothers day questions on how well do Chrissy's son's know her and Christians issues with the golf cart. 

In this episode we go back to the day Christian & Chrissy tackled an escape room and celebrated national hydration day.

In this episode we go back to Christian & Chrissy's trip to Brisbane, where they ate dinner whilst dangling off the side of a building.

Chrissy and I debrief about her attending the 2025 TikTok Awards. THE NIGHT OF NIGHTS! 

In this episode we go back to Christian & Chrissy's fine dining experience and the most hilarious sponsorship ads.

In this episode we go back to the cruise and the memorable trip to Lombok.

The episode kicks off with a deep dive into a viral TikTok about a mother-of-the-bride attempting to wear a white wedding dress to her daughter's wedding. What follows is a rollercoaster of topics including an emergency bathroom situation that went viral, expensive impulse purchases, and the hosts' ongoing debate about their next travel destination.

Timestamps and Key Takeaways:

**4:30** - The viral TikTok breakdown: A mother-of-the-bride tries to repurpose a wedding dress against her daughter's wishes, creating an ethical dilemma for the designer.

**13:45** - The infamous bathroom emergency story that gained millions of views online, complete with audience reactions.

**19:20** - News about "Vertigo," the restaurant where they dined 17 meters in the air, and how their videos went viral.

**24:30** - Blue Mountains recommendations: Where to eat, shop, and explore during your visit.

**26:15** - Discussion about potential destinations for their next adventure, with Camera and Hobart topping the list.

**28:40** - Behind-the-scenes podcast talk: The financial reality of producing the show and potential sponsorship opportunities.

**31:20** - Teaser about an upcoming children's book project based on their adventures.

Ready for a laugh-filled escape? Join these chaotic travel companions as they share stories that are too good not to hear. Whether you're planning your own Blue Mountains getaway or just need some entertainment, this episode delivers both hilarity and helpful travel insights you won't want to miss!

In this episode Chrissy meets Christian's parents; her first mistake was bringing a gift for one, not both, and as expected, there were many more!

The only thing you need to listen to is at 11:19 when the Golf Cart is struggling. We were yet to realise that Chrissy was driving in 3rd gear for the entire trip...IN AN AUTOMATIC! if you know you know....listen to the earlier episodes and hear the moment I tell you about realising Chrissy really cannot drive. 

Friendship, Fame, and Ghosting: The Art of Social Escape

Ever wondered what happens when two friends get real about social anxiety, celebrity crushes, and the art of ghosting a party? This episode of "We Will Always Have" takes listeners on a hilarious journey through the Blue Mountains as hosts navigate everything from awkward Airbnb experiences to unexpected celebrity social media interactions. Their candid conversation reveals the uncomfortable truth about how we handle social obligations and the joy of sometimes just... disappearing.

The hosts dive deep into their contrasting accommodation preferences, with one defending the privacy of hotels while the other champions the unique charm of Airbnbs—despite a horrifying bug-infested experience. Their natural banter creates moments of genuine vulnerability mixed with laugh-out-loud observations about modern social etiquette.

## Timestamps & Key Takeaways:

**2:15** - Celebrity guessing game reveals surprising pop culture knowledge gaps
**10:30** - The art of ghosting: Why sometimes leaving a party without saying goodbye is the ultimate self-care
**15:45** - The rental crisis and Airbnb debate: Hotel luxury vs. home-away-from-home experiences
**19:20** - Horror story about a deceptive Airbnb listing with bug infestations and uncomfortable sleeping arrangements
**31:40** - Unexpected celebrity interaction causes cafe scene when Tanya Hennessy comments on social media

Whether you're a social butterfly or a self-proclaimed homebody, this episode will have you nodding in agreement and laughing at the all-too-relatable social dilemmas we face. Listen now to join the conversation about friendship dynamics, celebrity obsessions, and finding your comfort zone in uncomfortable situations!

Are you truly a good driver? Confronting driving habits, dog owners in cafes, and an embarrassing bathroom emergency that will leave you in stitches. The chemistry between these friends creates moments of pure comedy as they navigate winter in the mountains and debate everything from identity politics to the proper number of nuts in a Snickers bar.

Join us for a journey filled with stunning mountain views, real estate exploration, and the kind of authentic friendship that makes you feel like you're part of the conversation. The hosts' candid discussions about everyday frustrations and observations will have you nodding along and laughing out loud.

**5:30** - The driving intervention: speed limits, lane merging, and the GPS that "lies"
**13:45** - The passionate case against dogs in cafes and their insufferable owners
**19:20** - Open house adventures and the bathroom emergency that can never be lived down
**27:00** - Debating the number of nuts in a Snickers bar and other random facts
**31:15** - Discussion about the Logies awards show and changes in television
**36:45** - Identity politics, queer-baiting, and letting people discover themselves

Whether you're planning a trip to the Blue Mountains or just need a good laugh on your commute, this episode delivers honest, unfiltered conversation that will make you feel like you're hanging out with old friends. Listen now to experience the warmth, wit, and occasional bathroom emergency that makes "We Will Always Have" a must-listen podcast!

The conversation takes a sweet turn as they visit a beloved candy store in Leura, sampling everything from traditional musk sticks to imported chocolate and sour lemon bombs. But the real highlight comes at the end when a case of mistaken identity in social media comments leads to an uproarious late-night revelation that will leave you in stitches.

**00:00 - 05:30:** Celebrity guessing game "Who Am I?" featuring Elton John, Frank Sinatra, and Kristen Bell
- The hosts demonstrate their pop culture knowledge with quick-fire rounds of celebrity trivia

**05:30 - 09:45:** Discussion about birthday cards and Christmas traditions
- Christine admits to immediately throwing cards away despite previous guilt
- Reflection on how social media has changed greeting card culture

**09:45 - 17:20:** Visit to the iconic Leura candy store
- Sampling nostalgic treats like musk sticks and eucalyptus drops
- Trying trendy imported sweets including $20 chocolate from Dubai and Takis

**17:20 - 21:00:** The hilarious social media mix-up
- A follower mistakes Christine for Chrissy's mother in a comment
- The resulting middle-of-the-night hysterics become the episode's highlight

Ready for a laugh-out-loud journey through the Blue Mountains filled with childhood nostalgia, sweet treats, and friendship? This episode perfectly captures the authentic, unfiltered joy of traveling with your best friend. Listen now to experience the full hilarity of the "Christian's mom" moment that had both hosts in tears!

After an embarrassing bathroom incident at an open home Christian receives an email from the real estate agent. Christian introduces Chrissy to the worst home decorating show from the 90's. 

- 3:15 - The infamous castle open house bathroom incident that left one host mortified
- 12:40 - Celebrity guessing game reveals hilarious pop culture knowledge gaps
- 24:30 - The discovery of "Decorating Sense," a 90s show with questionable design choices including painted rugs and "sacred Indian prayers"
- 32:15 - Family streaming service password drama with a surprise phone call
- 37:20 - The shocking reveal of a narcissistic 21st birthday theme that required guests to create artwork of the host

Key Takeaways:
- Family dynamics create some of the most genuine comedic moments
- The hosts' ability to laugh at themselves makes even embarrassing stories entertaining
- 90s home decorating shows were apparently much wilder than we remember
- Sometimes the most self-indulgent ideas make for the best stories years later

Ready for a road trip filled with laughter, nostalgia, and the occasional mortifying revelation? Tune in now to experience the full episode and discover why these hosts will always have each other - even through bathroom emergencies and questionable celebrity knowledge!

Oh my god, I can't believe this happened! Join hosts Christian and Christine on an open home tour gone horribly wrong in a multi million dollar castle. When nature calls at the most inappropriate time, hilarity and humiliation ensues.

Picture this - an English Tudor castle backing onto a prestigious golf course, listed for a cool $2 million. Our hosts arrive eager to tour this unique property but things take a shocking turn when Christine gets an untimely case of the runs. Christian narrates the ensuing chaos as Christine scrambles to find a bathroom and make it out undetected. You'll be crying with laughter at this comedy of errors. A must listen!

2:30 - Arriving at the castle
5:15 - Touring the grounds
8:00 - Christine's stomach starts rumbling
10:30 - The search for a bathroom
12:00 - Christian distracts while Christine goes
15:00 - People start arriving for the open home
17:30 - Making a run for it

Key Takeaways:
- Always scope out the bathroom situation first when house touring
- Don't use the toilet at an open home!
- Christian and Christine's adventures never disappoint

Looking for a good laugh? Don't miss this hilarious episode - listen now!

Get ready for hilarious stories, candid conversations, and a deep dive into 1970s advice columns in this can't-miss episode.

Christine shares heartfelt memories of her mom and brother who recently passed away. She opens up about her experience with grief and the 'freak show' of emotions that comes along with it.

We also can't stop laughing as we attempt to guess which is longer - a giant salamander or an official tennis court?

Other highlights:
- Christine's favorite home cooked meals her mom Maria used to make (9:20)
- Finding a vintage 1972 magazine and reading absurd advice columns from the era (15:30)
- The shocking response a man gets when he sl*t-shames his girlfriend (21:00)
- A look at bizarre medical ads from the 70s (27:00)

This conversation covers the full spectrum of emotions. Don't miss the chance to time travel back to the 70s and get to know Christine on a deeper level.

Hit play now to laugh, cry, and walk away with a new perspective. New episodes every Tuesday - subscribe so you never miss out!

Christian forces Chrissy to risk her life by climbing on top of cable car dangling 270m in the air and Chrissy's son Charlie joins in on a game of 'would you rather.

In this episode the guys go into panic mode when confronted with an intruder, they visit another open home which Christian thinks is perfect for Grinder hook ups and a game of Would You Rather results in Chrissy not being able to look Christian in the eye for at least 2 weeks.

Christian gives Chrissy his credit card and tells her she can BUY WHATEVER SHE LIKES without looking at the price. They play an uncomfortable games of 'would you rather' and are approached by a man during their recording session at Scenic World and he does something they have NEVER experienced before or hope to again. 

Another 'trigger warning worthy' Would You Rather? They visit an open home that's seen better days -"buyers regret" and they become the least grateful riders of the Scenic Railway!

The hilarious duo is back with tales from their recent trips to Bali. Get ready for non-stop laughs as they recount their adventures navigating the streets of Bali, surviving disastrous early morning excursions, and of course, shopping for outrageous souvenirs.

Things take an unexpectedly intimate turn when Christine asks Christian for help removing her bra due to a frozen shoulder. Christian agrees, but only if she returns the favor. Their banter and candid conversation reminds us why we can't get enough of their unique friendship.

Key Moments:

2:30 - Christine describes getting recognized constantly in Bali for looking like Taylor Swift

18:45 - They debate whether Christine should get botox in Bali

32:00 - Christian gifts Christine a raunchy souvenir sign for her home

41:15 - Christine needs help taking her bra off due to injury - how will Christian respond?

Takeaways:

- Christine was overwhelmed by how aggressive street vendors were compared to her last trip
- Christian woke up at 3am to see the sunrise over the volcano but it was an epic fail
- They both scored crazy bargains shopping for souvenirs in Bali

Be sure to listen to the end to find out if Christian agrees to Christine's risqué request! This episode is too hilarious to miss.

Get ready for a hilarious and cringeworthy episode as the hosts go op-shopping in the Blue Mountains and share their finds and fails. From fake designer bags to hideous home decor, you'll be laughing out loud at their adventures in secondhand shopping.

The episode starts off with the hosts arriving at their Blue Mountains vacation rental and giving listeners a tour of the gorgeous cliffside property. After settling in, they engage in some friendly competition to see who can find the best bargain at local op shops. One host triumphantly reveals their new Michael Kors handbag, only to learn a deep secret. The other host shows off thier overpriced and questionably authentic Royal Dalton crystal frames. As they unpack their hauls, the ugly home decor and styling choices have the hosts in stitches.

Other highlights include:

[05:23] Hosts debate the ethics of reselling thrift store finds for profit

[12:45] A cringeworthy laundry room "makeover" reveal

[23:01] The hosts can't contain their laughter over bizarre sculpture purchases

From start to finish, this episode is chock-full of thrifting mishaps and laughs. Tune in to hear these hilarious friends banter and bond over their op shop fails. It's a must-listen for fans of pop culture, fashion, and funny "real talk" moments.

Laugh along during your commute or while doing chores - hit play now on We Will Always Have!

Chrissy's car makes an appearance (or should we say multiple appearances) in this hilarious episode recorded during their Blue Mountains adventure. Buckle up and get ready for the ride!

Join your hosts as they embark on season four of the podcast together in the chilly Blue Mountains. After a chaotic start involving Chrissy's inability to pick up her co-host on time, they finally hit the road. Their adventures include op shopping, playing silly games found in stores, and of course, the infamous Chrissy car noises. Get ready for laughter, mishaps, and the hosts' signature banter.

00:02 - Waiting at the train station for ages
07:34 - The Chrissy car is revealed
12:45 - Heading to Springwood
18:23 - Playing random op shop games
25:34 - Another car game
33:12 - The big car reveal

Key Takeaways:
- Chrissy's car is just as chaotic as expected
- The hosts have so much fun together even when things go wrong
- Their op shop games lead to lots of laughter

Get ready to laugh out loud and make sure you listen to the whole episode for the big car reveal! Chrissy's car noises will crack you up.

Chrissy and Christian dive into the chaos of parenting multiple children - from almost killing his brother to wearing the same 'get along' t-shirt. Grab a glass of wine and get ready to commiserate.

In this hilarious episode, Chrissy and Christian read listeners' questions about parenting dilemmas. Topics include managing kids with large age gaps, having a favorite child, and teaching kids manners. The hosts share outrageous stories from their own childhoods involving knife-chasing and forced "get along" t-shirts. Their banter and candid advice will have you laughing out loud.

Key Takeaways:
- Age gaps between siblings can make relating more difficult, but shared family bonds persist. Try involving kids in each other's interests.
- Favoring one child over others can damage self-esteem. Recognize all kids' strengths.
- Teaching manners requires patience - and following through on consequences.

Timestamps:
00:02:20 - Christian confesses chasing his brother with a knife
00:14:30 - Discussing parenting boys vs girls
00:21:00 - Christian models pink crocs with socks

Don't miss the parenting comedy hour - laugh along by listening to the full episode now!

Backseat driving, road rage, and tech support - we're going there in this juicy episode! Christian and Chrissy take us on a wild ride through their driving habits and family relationships.

The hosts chat about their driving quirks and pet peeves. Christian admits to being an aggressive driver while Chrissy aims to avoid confrontation at all costs. They discuss their parents' lack of tech savvy and how it leads to many frustrating phone calls. Other topics include indicators, merging lanes, and the lost art of the trucker thank you wave. There's also a hilarious prank Christian pulls on Chrissy in his art studio.

00:01 - Intro
02:15 - Chrissy is a backseat driver
04:30 - Road rage and pet peeves while driving
08:20 - Indicating and merging lanes
12:40 - Reverse parking tactics
15:30 - Dealing with parents' lack of tech skills
18:45 - Christian pranks Chrissy in his art studio
21:30 - Thoughts on Reddit

Key Takeaways:
- Chrissy helps her partner Ricardo drive by warning him about upcoming turns and traffic lights. Christian finds this annoying.
- They both dislike when people don't use indicators properly or merge lanes inconsiderately.
- Dealing with their tech-unsavvy parents leads to much frustration. Christian admits he sometimes ignores their calls to avoid helping them.
- In a prank gone wrong, Chrissy accidentally breaks a piece of Christian's artwork. Luckily it was a plant!
- Christian has risqué content on Reddit to promote his OnlyFans. Chrissy uses it for community discussions.

CTA: Want to hear Christian and Chrissy's hilarious driving stories and family dynamics firsthand? Tune into the latest episode of We Will Always Have to join the chaos!

Christine and Christian discuss controversial chocolate preferences, the pros and cons of online shopping sites like Amazon and Temu, relationship red flags like going through your partner's phone, and more on this fun and lively podcast episode.

In this episode of the We Will Always Have podcast, hosts Christine and Christian chat about a variety of topics while trying chocolate bars in Brisbane. They debate which chocolate bars are superior, with Christine loving Lindt and Christian preferring Cadbury. The conversation then turns to online shopping and sites like Temu, Wish, and Amazon. While the cheap prices are appealing, the hosts are conflicted about supporting these companies and discuss issues like dropshipping. Other topics include relationship red flags, privacy, and trust in partnerships. With their witty banter and opposing views, Christine and Christian make these everyday issues entertaining.

Timestamps:

3:55 - Trying and reviewing chocolate bars
11:20 - The pros and cons of sites like Temu and Amazon
21:30 - Relationship red flags and privacy

Key Takeaways:

- Christine loves Lindt chocolate, especially the white chocolate balls, while Christian prefers Cadbury bars like Cherry Ripe. They try Caramilk chocolate for the first time.

- Online shopping sites like Temu and Amazon provide super cheap prices but have downsides like poor quality items, privacy concerns, and lack of support for local businesses.

- Going through your partner's phone and not having separate bank accounts can be relationship red flags. Christine and Christian disagree on whether it’s okay to look through a partner’s phone.

- The hosts have great chemistry and fun, lively debates around these everyday topics.

Want to hear Christine and Christian's chocolate preferences, online shopping hot takes, and relationship advice? Tune into the latest episode of We Will Always Have!

The We Will Always Have podcast is back with hosts Chrissy and Christian exploring Brisbane! In this hilarious episode, the duo tries out an extravagant new restaurant, negotiates for caviar, and Christian tests just how far he can push Chrissy by having her read increasingly absurd fake ads. Their chemistry and banter make this a standout episode you won't want to miss!

Christian tricks Chrissy into reading a series of ridiculous fake ads to test just how far he can push her. The results are hilarious!

Chrissy joins Christian in his hometown of Brisbane. He takes her to an upscale restaurant called Fat Cow, where they indulge in a fancy meal complete with $450 caviar. Before their dinner, Christian tests Chrissy's gullibility by having her read fake ads he wrote, each one more absurd than the last. Chrissy initially believes them all, until the fourth ad about discount plastic surgery finally makes her question their legitimacy. Their dinner is filled with laughs and great food.

Timestamps:

2:30 - Christian explains his fake ad prank on Chrissy
5:10 - Chrissy reads the first fake ad for "Petrol Unlimited"
7:20 - Chrissy falls for the second fake ad, "Plant Insurance"
10:40 - The third fake ad for "Anchovy Flavor Party Pies"
13:30 - Chrissy finally catches on during the fourth discount plastic surgery ad

Key Takeaways:

- Chrissy will believe just about anything Christian tells her! She reads 4 increasingly absurd fake ads before finally questioning their validity.

- Their chemistry is on full display during the dinner scenes. The banter and laughs never stop.

- The $450 caviar experience at Fat Cow sounds unbelievable. It's a once in a lifetime splurge for the hosts.

- Christian expertly planned this prank on Chrissy, showing how far he'll go for podcast comedy gold.

CTA: If you love funny banter and want to hear these hilarious fake ads for yourself, be sure to listen to the full episode! Search for We Will Always Have wherever you get your podcasts.

Laugh along as Christian and Chrissy share their wildest business venture ideas that never quite took off. From glitter bath bombs to spoon ring making, these two have tried it all in hopes of striking it rich. But as they soon found out, entrepreneurship isn't as easy as it looks.

Get ready for some hilarious stories of failed attempts at Etsy businesses, soap making, and food tours gone wrong. You'll be in stitches hearing about the mishaps and mayhem behind Christian and Chrissy's countless creative pursuits. It's a bumpy and bizarre ride, but one you won't want to miss!

2:30 - Christian reveals he's been giving Chrissy the same tap water in different bottles for a taste test. Her reactions are priceless.

8:40 - Chrissy asks Siri an embarrassing question that leaves Christian shocked.

13:30 - Custom sticker reveal! Christian gifts Chrissy exclusive podcast merch.

18:45 - From glitter bath bombs to spoon ring making, Chrissy shares her endless failed business ventures.

25:30 - Christian also dabbled in candles, bath bombs, and jewelry making. But sore wrists and safety hazards soon put an end to his entrepreneurial dreams.

32:00 - The two imagine starting a food tour business...with a rickety old bus. What could go wrong?

Buckle up for a wild ride down memory lane as Christian and Chrissy reminisce on their most outrageous attempts at striking it rich. You'll be laughing so hard you'll cry. Don't miss this hilarious episode - listen now!

In this episode, Christian takes Chrissy to his local antique store, where they have a budget for a gift for each other. By the end of it, they are the owners of some crazy shit and decide they are now antique investors!

In this episode, Christian reveals his fear of death and the drastic lengths he'd go to to change the order of who dies first! And their first ever experience at Brookie's Cookies.

In this episode Christian reveals the accuracy of his Tarot reading and Chrissie goes to town on his so called 'garden'.

In this episode we brave the kids and head to Bluey's World, yes, as 2 fully grown adults kid free. And obviously it's always gripping podcast content to taste test THE BEST CHIPS on the market!

After getting into the groove of recording these episodes, we discuss the direction of where we want this podcast to go. Christian reveals to Chrissy he hates getting in the way of others, so she tests him by making him stand in the way in Woolworths. 

Christian needed to discuss Chrissy's obsession with the trash reality show and how vulgar it has become.

With Mother's Day on the way, Christian surprised Chrissy with a quiz involving her three sons! 

After eating a delicious meal, it was time to leave the 17m restaurant in the air by jumping off the side of the building. 

We have left Sydney behind and have had a few months in between recording sessions. We have reunited and are now exploring Brisbane. We dined atop the Vertigo Restaurant, 17m in the air. 

To finish up our second season of adventure let’s jump on a jet boat ride. We got the front seat and Christian’s fat ass potentially broke Chrissy’s rib.

I take Chrissy to her first escape room. It’s one of Australia’s scariest, with live actors in an abandoned hospital.

After an amazing $1000 a night hotel, it was time to try something a little more budget-friendly. We had heard great things about capsule hotels, so we tried one out. 

Chrissy surprised me with a nice swim! WITH SHARKS. We wandered into the Sydney Aquarium and then put on scuba gear and got in the water with lots of big, scary sea life…..and SHARKS.

It’s time to climb another Sydney icon, the Tower Eye aka Center Point Tower. The tower offers a walk around the perimeter and a glass cantilever walkway that drops 300 metres to the ground. 

After finding Chrissy almost dead I took us out to a fine dining experience. We had just climbed the Sydney Harbour Bridge and now we're rewarding ourselves with a $700 dinner. Something we have never experienced before and likely will never again….

Christian surprises Chrissy with a Sydney Harbour Bridge Climb. This sounds like a leisurely climb however it turns into something a bit more medical.  

Season 2 kicks off with a reunion at a bar and some espresso martinis. Let's go back down memory lane. We spent 16 days together on the cruise of a lifetime, even winning an award. We also discuss what the next season/adventure will entail. We are so excited to be back together and quickly realise we are both utterly useless one more so than the other. 

Join mates Christian Hull & Chrissy Hearn as they team up to bitch and moan about trying new things and experiencing life before their joints totally seize up and old age gets them. This season see's them take themselves way out of their comfort zone in Sydney. Not wanting to travel to far from home due to laziness they each surprise the other with some scary tasks. Think diving with sharks! Hear them debrief after each adventure and discuss their ailments in each episode.