Well, someone is feeling self conscious and she needs to apologise (did we learn NOTHING?). But seriously, are we STILL deep in sleep bullshit, like, still? Gem doesn’t have time for waiting till her kids can, well, look after themselves. What is the age you can pop to the shops, we wonder? And Revz is feeling the loneliness of solo parenting and it’s making her feel a little tender. But we got her, and we got you, DLs. Another Tuesday talking sh*t out with your fave besties. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

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Today's caller is wondering if she has made an irrevocable parenting fail. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

This weeks caller wants another baby but her husband isn’t on the same page.  Please vote for us: https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting

Revz has officially been a parent for 9 years today. Woah. That’s a while to still not be an expert. Gem is on holiday, it’s fine, we’re not that jealous, but we weren’t going to leave you hanging without us DLs, so we’re here. But, strap yourselves in, Gem needs to talk about an album. So make a cup of tea. And this leads to Gem’s unearthing of some feelings over text messages. Gem doesn’t have time for being a sweaty Betty but trying to move to a natural deodorant. So then we pick up a convo we’ve been having for a while; are soulmates real? Like are they? And if they are, are you actually with your soulmate, or was the timing of life wrong? And if you’re not, does that mean you’re not in “real” love? Obviously we don’t know. But this is a heated topic and we get deep into our opinions in and around this one, topics include; hitting rock bottom, unrequited love, writing a dream partner list and settling cos you want kids. So you know, chill.  — Last chance to Vote for us … https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting #notspon Gem: Hubert Bottom from Fella Swimwear https://www.fellaswim.com/ Revz: https://armchairexpertpod.com/pods/idina-menzel

This week's caller has a neighbour crossing a major boundary. Vote for us in the Australian Podcast Awards! https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting

Do you call your friends first thing on their birthday or do you (cough, Gem) call them on their birthday not knowing it’s their birthday and talking about some other sh*t? And how special are birthdays after the age of 21 anyway? Then, Gem’s kids FaceTimed her Dad with a surprise effect and it makes us wonder just how “bubbly” Australia is? And speaking of, Gem had an interaction that made her question same sex v co-ed schools, but Revz has questions. And then Revz doesn’t have time for a very specific, hyper “positive” instagram account that’s making her a bit (disproportionately?) ragey. Gem hard disagrees. Just another relatively unhinged Tuesday, besties. Love you!!  — Vote for us in the Australian Podcast awards! 🏆 https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting #Notspon: Gem: The Traitors UK on 10play Revz: Rebel Sport Under Armour shorts for kids

This weeks caller is hiding at the school gate after a mortifying night out.  Vote for us in the Australian Podcast awards! 🏆 https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting

So Revz did a staycay at a fancy hotel and met a Japanese toilet…hilarity ensues! Gem is hooked on one helluva drug called Parent Pride TM and she wants to talk about it (once Raffa is done saving the planet - thank you daycare). But really what kicks off today’s meandering deep and meaningful, is Revz’s regret over a smug comment she made to the pod team in the car. She’s wondering if it was a dickhead thing to say, but also, it sparks some really twisty, curly questions about marriage, relationships, cohabitating, combining finances, all the juicy sh*t! And we have some serious questions for you DLs, including but not limited to, what level of purchase do you have to “check” with your partner about..and other dilemmas. Happy Tuesday Queens, keep it rolling in the Facebook group!  — Vote for us in the Australian Podcast awards! 🏆 https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting #Notspon: Gem: Kmart Disco Light Revz: Cotton On Swimwear

This week's caller wants everyone to get along... is she dreaming? Please vote for us for Listener's Choice: https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting

We’re so in sync now it’s like we’re N’sync; thanks to the tour the sharks are circling. We have a whole lotta new DLs, so we asked you how to explain this show to newbies and you had some great answers (cos of course you did). We had a fun run in with a DL in Brisbane who had an interesting way of “trying to like” her husband which we get into. And then Gem doesn’t have time for being a sh*t mate when it comes to an RSVP and it gets us thinking about attachment theory (cos of course it does). Then Revz doesn’t have time for squirrelling on her sister but has a curly explanation that gem doesn’t buy.  Not spon:  Kate- We the Wild Plant Care: https://wethewild.co/ Gem- Plz vote for us for Australian podcast awards: https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting DL's favourite episodes: That's An Expensive Full Moon (w/ Crazy Lisa) D&M: The Au Pair  Sex in the Car Park, Not A Vibe Tallking Shit, Like Literally

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Back to regular programming and ya girls are sitting down for a good old fashion chat about life again. Things got shaken up in Gem household while she was on the road and she doesn’t have time for how little respect her kids have for…well… her. At least some sleep is being had but at what (emotional) cost? Then Revz is quite furious this week and she is not messing around calling it out. Strap yourselves in cos there’s a situation that went down while we were away that was not at all ok; and while the ending is a relief the process was pretty unforgivable. Big love DLs, we’re so grateful to be here this week and every week.  #Not spon: Gem: Clinique Take The Day Off Cleansing Balm Revz: Laneige Lip Sleeping Mask Vote for us as LISTENERS CHOICE at the Aus Podcast Awards:  https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting

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Today's caller has planned for 3 under 3 and needs a clap back.

We’re coming down pretty hard after the official BEST month in the podcast’s ( /our) life, Tour Month. We just can’t quite get over it and so we’re deep diving today; sharing with you what went wrong, what went right, the highs, the lows, the cheeseburgers, the murder motels, our best mate Guy Sebastian and the absolute best thing about the lot of it… the DLs! We’re sure one day we’ll come down off this cloud eventually, but today is not that day. Thank you to everyone who came to see us and for everyone who joined in online all over the world. Seems like yes, we CAN evolve.

Today’s caller wonders if she needs to run interference on two very ambitious Nannas.

It’s that time of year where we answer all your curly questions and this time we asked you to make them spicy. So you hit us up with all the things you’ve wanted to know and we were in a particularly forth coming mood, so we go deep. If there’s anything we didn’t cover, why don’t you just skate into the DMs? Happy Tuesday legends. We LYSM.  This episode is brought to you by Chefgood Code: NOTIME70 https://chefgood.com.au/?CLID=pod&v=NOTIME70&utm_source=off&utm_medium=pod&utm_campaign=OFF_POD_SPLIT-DEC_30A20A20A_CGQ32023_&utm_term=

Today's caller is wondering if she can do it better this time.

DLs we’re in Brisbane! And happy about it after a raucous and magical first show in Melbourne! And there are two types of people (well, two types of “show nails”) and we rep both. But Revz has made life very hard for herself, indeed. Iggy has climbed atop Consumerism Mountain, taking the title of King Stuff from Teddy. And so that means Gem just like, can’t take him to the shops? Gem does have time for her “odd one out” and Revz doesn’t have time for working out her parenting style from an ever growing list of dolphins and lighthouses and tigers, oh my. But we’re jazzed to be performing for our Queenslander DLs tonight so nothing can bring us down today! On stage or in your ears we’re so happy to be with you this Tuesday. Not spons: Revz: Clothing Clean Up Gem: Tina Heel from Sheike This episode is brought to you by Chefgood Code: NOTIME70 https://chefgood.com.au/?CLID=pod&v=NOTIME70&utm_source=off&utm_medium=pod&utm_campaign=OFF_POD_SPLIT-DEC_30A20A20A_CGQ32023_&utm_term=

Today's caller wants to know wtf is up with her toddler.

Morning legends! While we casually jet to Melbourne to see our Victorian DLs, we have a fresh ep for you! But first, Raffa has taken on a task that’s lightened Gem’s mental load and Teddy is loving a luscious rats tail. Then we show you a bit of how the sausage gets made to tell you Gem has forgotten how to be an actor, lol. But kinda not lol, cos it’s showtime. Revz is highly emotional about leaving the babies which is off brand and a massive surprise tbh. Gem is stoked to start sleeping through the night. Some fun not spons and then we don’t have time for this guys, we have a SHOW to do!! Not spons Revz: The Bear on Disney+ Gem: Garlic Prawns on pizza Honourable Mentions: Cheeky Quokka Co travel packing cubes: https://www.cheekyquokkaco.com.au/ Kmart shapewear This episode is brought to you by Chefgood Code: NOTIME70 https://chefgood.com.au/?CLID=pod&v=NOTIME70&utm_source=off&utm_medium=pod&utm_campaign=OFF_POD_SPLIT-DEC_30A20A20A_CGQ32023_&utm_term=

Today's caller wants to know if she can co-parent under the same roof or if that's a fantasy.

So, Teddy has discovered Gwen Stefani and that sh*t is bananas. Gem had a quote / meme / reel fall in her lap and it’s now her entire parenting philosophy. Revz loves it and is reminded of the time she negotiated her way out of maths for keeps. Cool story. Then Revz does not have time for a massive loss of innocence in the canteen line and Gem doesn’t have time for using up all her grandparent credit when she’s maxed out on childcare. TBH between the podcast and the live show, we’re both well and truly in the red. But onwards we march for another Tuesday with our besties.  #NotSpon: Gem: The Deepest Breath documentary on Netflix  Kate: Gro-To Sud Bud and Skin Wizard https://gotoskincare.com/pages/gro-to

Well it’s book week! But in other ball aches, Gems kids are all into the Lego (but more of that later). The live show has officially come to an end and no, we’re not ok. Luckily we have Back Stage Pass to obsess a little further on. But as for today, Revz wants to know how quick you reply to your emails. Like are they texts? Or are the postal mail? What’s the speed, here. And then we need to talk the colonisation of Mars, well at least Revz’ kids do. So what do you think about it? Would you go? What if a loved one got the call up? How would you feel? Then Gem needs some help with storage solutions for every minimalist parents nightmare… but never fear cos Revz has a not spon to save the day. Thanks for being here gorgeous gorgeous demure brats. We love our DLs so very much. Not Spons: Revz' Lego storage - https://www.instagram.com/p/C7kbUMDB09A/?igsh=MTE0Ym5tM2E3ZXc4cQ== Gem - https://ycljewels.com/collections/symbolism Revz - www.happyhairbrush.com.au - This episode is proudly sponsored by Chefgood. Click the link below and use code 'NOTIME' https://bit.ly/45YfVpb - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Today's caller needs a serious pep talk after a run in with a face.

First up, Raffa has changed her tune on something and Gem is pretty devo about it. Then we wanna know how often people are washing their towels. Like, honestly, how often. Cos we feel very different about it but we do love that hotel life. Then Revz doesn’t have time for people asking for a relationship diagnosis like she’s an expert (spoiler, she’s not) but we also kinda get it. And then Gem has a really big one today and it’s weighing heavily on her heart. We wade through together and unpick the many layered reality of the idea of a particular beauty truth. Happy Tuesday DLs we LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH. 

This week's dilemon involves sex selection (FYI it's legal in the US)

Gooood Morning DLs! Its Tuesday morning and we are starting out with a BIG announcement today, so buckle up! We have been busy, busy bees getting ready for the Tour (TM) but first we have an update on last week, a near car accident (!) and some serious hair cut chat. Yep, thats right, Gem bit the bullet and cut her kids kidnap hair and she had a weird, unpredictable reaction. Then Revz has the mirror firmly up in the form of her son’s “phases” which we argue over the real definition of and we have some bougie and TV watching #notspons to bring it all home.

This week's dilemon involves mansplaining... nuf said.

First up, Gem gives the update no one asked for and tries to rebrand something no one asked to rebrand. It’s fine, we love her for it. Revz regales us with a truly superb spew story and so we’re off to a queasy start, aren’t we? Then Revz doesn’t have time for the weirdness of being the unmarried woman at the BBQ, which sparks a convo about gender divides at Aussie get-togethers. Finally Gem had a park interaction that sparked some research and parental soul searching. It’s been a big week DLs, thanks for coming along for the ride. Gem's reference: https://childrensplaygarden.org/10-strategies-for-talking-to-kids-about-disability/ Not Spons: Gem: My Sibling Above https://wholeheartedly.com.au/collections/childrens-books Revz: The Iconic Returns Policy

Today's caller is flooded with all the thoughts about how her Mum friends think of her.

Ok so, don’t tell anyone, but making pizzas is an art. Like, don’t try this at home kids..for real. Gem has a new appreciation for the upper crust so stay tuned for her latest that-will-never-happen moment; ambitions of becoming a pizza chef. Then it looks like the time for haircuts might have come (praise be) and Revz is maybe a little too excited. But not so excited she gets distracted from calling out Gem, like she promised she would, on her work schedule. This takes us into quite an unexpected but important discussion about burn out. As a weird chaser, Revz is frustrated with knickers and we talk porridge and YouTube. Happy Tuesday DLs, we adore you. Revz mention: Yoga Nidra For Sleep and Rest https://insig.ht/Dm9Zcc6HjBb

This week's caller needs a pep talk from seasoned parents (who? us?) on how to toilet train her twin tornadoes.

We kick off today with a little beauty PSA about chrome nails for those playing at home and then, holy shit, we BOTH got Taylor Swift tickets and we don’t quite understand how ( #survivorguilt ). Gem had a truly seismic horrendous day and she’s got the receipts to show for it. You won’t believe how UN-cozzy-lives approved this story is. And Revz has been smacked down by a horrendous flu and it’s been a confronting time which does not at all match her hot girl winter™️ or birthday szn. Some semi-bleak not spons, but some rollicking lols for you all aswell. Happy Tuesday! Meg Maskell Fine Jewellery https://www.megmaskell.com.au/

This week’s caller has off vibes about her step daughter’s phone privacy. - Live stream the live show! Tickets here: https://live.wedonthavetimeforthis.com - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Today’s caller is looking for a needle in a haystack. 

We got a pass agg gift from Revz’ mum; Gem wants to know what the design is and Revz is dirty about storage. Gem had a weird incident at the beach involving a tourist which sent protective Dads on fire. Gem’s watching Parental Guidance and it’s making her think about having her kids online yet again which makes Revz pause at this new juncture of older kids. Then Revz has a bone to pick with the internet which might be a little cinematography-snob of her but she can’t stomach something going around and around. Gem is very reasonable about it which only makes Revz more annoyed. The mantra here is : “Let it go Revz, let it go.” Gem’s got a smart ass kid who’s weaponising her own wisdom against her and are we all exhausted? Spoiler alert; yes. Welcome to Tuesday. Not Spon: Gem: Recycled Mother Puffer Vest 2.0 from Cotton On Revz: follow @headonfirepod

This week’s caller is feeling all the mum guilt over second hand onesies.

Well, Gem’s theatre nightmares have started, and she’s sweating over getting up on a stage again. But it’s remarkable she’s dreaming at all since sleep has been non existent in her house. ENTER A BLUE MIMI UPDATE. Revz is completely confused by her Zoomer sibling's entire language system, like what is “yeet”, for real? Then Gem went and did the drama thing, are we still here for this? And Revz wants to know when we’re supposed to get “dressed” these days and when Elevated Slob™️ is just enough. We’ve also got some $8 cossie livs approved #notspons for you and a bunch of lols FOR FREE. Love you DLs ❤️ Get Your Live Tickets Here: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/tour Not Spons: Gem: My Very Hungry Caterpillar App Revz: Sucker Pops from Kmart

This week's caller need some tips on how to deal with her kid's drop off shit fit.

Welcome to our new podcast “Under The Sea” where we discuss the Little Mermaid for 147housr… JOKES! But give us 5minutes because we have more shit to say. Gem took Raffa to the cinema against her best judgement and was proved right by the mountain goat herself. But don’t worry she’s off to kindy to potentially teach them drama? #whatcouldgowrong. Isla did a thing and it made Revz aware of her internal competitive parent, does she have a lid on it as she thinks or is she full of shit? In the biggest news on the internet this week, Iggy lost blue Mimi, aka the right side of his face, but is Gem actually upset: an investigation. Then Revz doesn’t have time for her new found relationship and making up lost time with her Dad. All in all another fun filled week with your unhinged besties, love you long time DLs Not Spons: Gem: Lo and Co Revz: Brillo Body Butter

Today's caller wants to know how to navigate her friend's differing financial freedoms. Live Show Tickets Here: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/tour

Well straight up, Gem gets the best text message of her life (including GIFs) but it’s quickly followed up with a schooling on a weird (potentially outdated) term. Aaaanyway, Raffa is pumped about chores, Revz is absolutely nerd-fizzing on The Little Mermaid and Gem is keen to join the Disney train (but without kids). And then Revzy doesn’t have time for when Impossible Beauty Standards™️ tip into vanity judgement. She tried a new treatment and it’s reminded her that augmentation can mean more than looking good. And we look at that reoccurring question of if “normalising Botox” is irresponsible or not. Then Gem is feeling aggressively unfit like a pack-a-day smoker and it’s…confronting. Then we talk about if maternity leave is not just about time with the baby, maybe it’s time with ourselves?  Not Spon: Gem: @pantry_girl Revz: Coles 40% Choc Chip Cookies

This week's caller wants to chat about her monthly b*tch day. Live Show Tickets On Sale NOW: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/tour

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First up, we DON’T go on and on about the live show because, guess what, we have a whole other show for that in BACKSTAGE PASS (which is in your feed right, very now). So Gem gives us an IUD update that, well, no- actually, many people asked for! Then Gem has a story that sends Revz into a shame-spiral by osmosis when her overthinking takes a spectacular turn of events in the form of a text exchange. Terrible for life, amazing for all of us here in pod land. Then Revz still gets served dating app content on socials and she’s noticed a trend that is equal parts intriguing and alarming. And that’s a real capital T Tuesday folks! Thanks for being here, we adore the pants off you! Not spons: Gem: Tottie backpack https://www.tottie.com.au/products/the-travel-backpack-tan Kate: Amazon Powerbank https://www.amazon.com.au/gp/aw/d/B0BXX7FFZJ?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title

Yo, when was the last time you bought tissues? The 12th of Nevuary? Cos same, but betcha Mum does? We demi-announce the worst kept secret we’ve ever had (LIVE SHOWS!!) before dissecting the inclusion of cucumbers in the lunchbox and the joy factor of roll ups. Gem found out the hard way that her kindy educators are DLs. And now she’s Mrs Pranita, drama teacher. #facepalm. Then Revz is feeling like she’s had too much coffee but it’s not actually coffee it’s… the kids? Then we air out our most shameful parenting moments and they’re kinda identical, oops. Finally Gem had an absolute nightmare swim class and that’s enough whinge FM for, potentially, 6 months? Thanks for dropping by DLs. - Don’t forget to sign up to bestie bulletin and be the first to get the link for LIVE SHOW TICKETS!  https://view.flodesk.com/pages/624f95a9274c31b2fa76a29f - Not spon:  Gem: Still Documentary on Apple TV+ Revz: Saarde Room Spray

Today's caller wants to understand why boy mums cop massive insults.

Gem’s had a Pinterest makeover and she’s now essentially living in a display home. Hubs is banned from the for-show-only-bay-leaves, so, you can imagine how this chat goes. Revz is living a vintage vibe right now, and it’s making her laugh at the fact that she’s almost 40 and entering her second chapter. Gem went off the grid this week and after she went “foraging” (lol) she found something SHOCKING on her return. And this puts us in a tailspin about what kids are actually observing about our online lives. Then we talk about the absolute honour bestowed on the friend you don’t clean up for and the bestie who only knows you without a shred of make up. Are they the best friends we will ever have? Spoiler alert: YES! Another Tuesday with your girls, thanks for being here DLs! Not Spon: Gem: Go-To Nifty Fifty Revz: Weleda Skinfood