Explorez tous les épisodes du podcast Unsubs: A Criminal Minds Podcast
| Titre | Date | Durée | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Season 19, Episode 3: "Body Count" | 22 Jun 2026 | 00:38:57 | |
Housing market? Tanked. Civil liberties? Infringed. Tyler's hair? Still bad. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 19, Episode 2: "Cluster" | 15 Jun 2026 | 00:42:44 | |
| Season 16, Episode 5: "Oedipus Wrecks" | 26 Apr 2024 | 01:05:23 | |
There's this idea... about podcasts of a certain age... that we're not relevant... anymore... sexually... but we have gotten... so many Spotify reviews... Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3 Break | 06 Dec 2021 | 00:02:33 | |
LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS PRETTY PLEASE. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3, Episode 20: "Lo-Fi" | 06 Dec 2021 | 00:30:57 | |
Wish Hotch would liaise with me. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3, Episode 19: "Tabula Rasa" | 02 Dec 2021 | 00:37:09 | |
*Lana Del Rey Voice* Life imitates art. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3, Episode 18: "The Crossing" | 29 Nov 2021 | 00:40:48 | |
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| Season 3, Episode 17: "In Heat" | 25 Nov 2021 | 00:35:46 | |
Los Lonely Boys- come on the podcast! Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3, Episode 16: "Elephant's Memory" | 22 Nov 2021 | 00:32:48 | |
Maybe he painted his mirror black because he likes the song "Paint It Black"? Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3, Episode 15: "A Higher Power" | 18 Nov 2021 | 00:41:05 | |
Wash away my troubles. Wash away my pain. With the rain in Shambala. AH OOOH YEAH! Also don't sue us Three Dog Night. We love you. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3, Episode 14: "Damaged" | 15 Nov 2021 | 00:47:45 | |
Mac is afraid of logging, Abigail clowns around, and Jen from Wheels Up 30 is back at it again! Girlboss please listen to Jen's Podcast! Check out Jen's Insta. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3, Episode 13: "Limelight" | 11 Nov 2021 | 00:39:59 | |
Lots of links for you. Abbie's Deep Dive: Mashable.com and Vulture.com. Check out Celisia Stanton's Podcast Truer Crime. If you want more ethical true crime podcasts, we highly recommend you check out Criminal, Casefile, and OWD. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3, Episode 12: "Third Life" | 08 Nov 2021 | 00:38:59 | |
AY AY AY. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 16, Episode 4: "Pay-Per-View" | 25 Apr 2024 | 00:59:10 | |
Mac's mic broke! But the besties bought her a new one. We apologize for the audio and promise that episode 5 will be better. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3, Episode 11: "Birthright" | 04 Nov 2021 | 00:46:40 | |
It's not the Honky-Tonk we asked for, but it's the Honky-Tonk we deserve. Check out The Dream podcast! Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3, Episode 10: "True Night | 01 Nov 2021 | 00:35:30 | |
Frankie Muniz come on the podcast!!! Friend, pal, buddy, girlie, please listen to Jen's Podcast! Check out Jen's Insta. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3, Episode 9: "Penelope" | 28 Oct 2021 | 00:35:43 | |
Take a shot every time Mac makes a cheese joke. Follow Digs on TikTok and Instagram, and follow Genre Blind. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3, Episode 8: "Lucky" | 25 Oct 2021 | 00:48:49 | |
You guys. It's the Cannibal BBQ episode!!!! Follow Digs on TikTok and Instagram, and follow Genre Blind. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3, Episode 7: "Identity" | 21 Oct 2021 | 00:41:09 | |
RIP Sunflower McPladington. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3, Episode 6: "About Face" | 18 Oct 2021 | 00:34:14 | |
Abigail hates this episode but I love it SO THERE! Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3, Episode 5: "Seven Seconds" | 07 Oct 2021 | 00:34:57 | |
Don't (ahhaha). Okay but Frou Frou your cover of "Holding Out For A Hero" is incredible. We love you. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3, Episode 4: "Children of The Dark" | 04 Oct 2021 | 00:40:28 | |
Abigail learns about cell phone jammers and Mac talks about euthanasia. This episode has many mentions of pet deaths- we're sorry! We don't like it either! Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3, Episode 3: "Scared to Death" | 30 Sep 2021 | 00:42:31 | |
Mac learns how to pronounce "Oregon" and Abigail takes on phobias. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3, Episode 2: "In Name and Blood" | 27 Sep 2021 | 00:37:22 | |
Amigo The Devil "Dhamer Does Hollywood" and "Edmund Temper". Amigo come on the pod. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 16, Episode 3: "Moose" | 24 Apr 2024 | 01:05:25 | |
Follow Cat * Follow Jen * Follow Jay * If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3, Episode 1: "Doubt" | 23 Sep 2021 | 00:43:03 | |
We're back bitches!! But Mandy's about to dip. We're back and as unhinged and horny as ever. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 3 Updates | 23 Sep 2021 | 00:07:56 | |
Hey girl! We're done giving serial killers space. We're changing the way we do our deep dives and talk about serial crime. We're gonna start focusing on what we call "true crime adjacent" stories.
We talked a lot about Gabby during this episode, and since then there have been updates on the case and it has been solved. RIP. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 23: "No Way Out II: The Evilution of Frank" | 06 Sep 2021 | 00:36:37 | |
Justice for Rebecca!! Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 22: "Legacy" | 02 Sep 2021 | 00:44:17 | |
We almost done with Season 2 bitches!! Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 21: "Open Season" | 30 Aug 2021 | 00:40:36 | |
In which Abigail likes the challenge of a bear and Mac vows to never go outside ever again. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 20: "Honor Among Thieves" | 26 Aug 2021 | 00:39:35 | |
In which Mac discusses deli sandwiches and Abigail does a deep dive on tattoos. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 19: "Ashes and Dust" | 23 Aug 2021 | 00:45:35 | |
Hotch is feeling like a Bad Daddy in today's episode. Criminal Podcast, "American Fire" by Monica Hesse, and "How A Man's Sexual Performance Led To A Massive Arson Spree". Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 18: "Jones" | 19 Aug 2021 | 00:55:22 | |
Jen from Wheels Up 30 podcast is here and we are talking William LaMontagne Jr! Ugh his accent is so sexy I cannot handle it. Girl you should listen to Jen's Podcast! Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 17: "Distress" | 16 Aug 2021 | 00:40:21 | |
Ways to support our veterans:
Here's a complete list of organizations. Thank you for your service! Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 16: "Fear and Loathing" | 12 Aug 2021 | 00:43:37 | |
Abigail stresses about the length of MGG's nails and Mac quotes Reddit. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 16, Episode 2: "Sicarius" | 23 Apr 2024 | 00:59:30 | |
It's like his kink got turned inside out!! David Rossi is out here doing the real detective work. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 15: "Revelations" | 09 Aug 2021 | 00:38:38 | |
Climb aboard the Murder Train. “Vampires: Burial and Death” by Paul Barber. Paul come on the podcast! Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 14: "The Big Game" | 05 Aug 2021 | 00:40:54 | |
How I Met Your Mother please don't sue us!! Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 13: "No Way Out" | 02 Aug 2021 | 00:43:03 | |
Mac is obsessed with Keith and Abigail does a deep dive on the Toy Box Killer. To skip the Deep Dive, go to 37:29. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 12: "Profiler, Profiled" | 29 Jul 2021 | 00:37:18 | |
Hope Clooney is doing okay... Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 11: "Sex, Birth, Death" | 26 Jul 2021 | 00:50:31 | |
We miss you Anton! Please donate and support the Anton Yelchin Foundation. Also the Jeep Grand Cherokee gear shift video. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 10: "Lessons Learned" | 22 Jul 2021 | 00:38:13 | |
Jen from Wheels Up 30 podcast is here and we are... OBSESSED with her! Follow along with Abigail's Deep Dive: The Reid Technique. Fuck around and listen to Jen's Podcast!Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 9: "The Last Word" | 19 Jul 2021 | 00:49:01 | |
Mac hates Graphology and Abigail can't stop talking about Handsome men.
Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 8: "Empty Planet" | 15 Jul 2021 | 00:34:50 | |
Things get a little steamy in this episode! Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 7: "North Mammon" | 12 Jul 2021 | 00:32:52 | |
Cannot believe that we didn't say convoluted once in this episode. I love that sound effect. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 6: "The Boogeyman" | 08 Jul 2021 | 00:38:34 | |
STANDARD! Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 16, Episode 1: "Just Getting Started" | 22 Apr 2024 | 01:03:40 | |
We've decided to pause in our coverage of season 6, jump ahead 10 seasons, and start covering season 16. Because of peer pressure. ERICA! Come on the pod! If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 5: "Aftermath" | 05 Jul 2021 | 00:44:08 | |
Today Abigail and Mac have much excitement for Bebes. Much Bebes. Very Bebes. Wow. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 4: "Psychodrama" | 01 Jul 2021 | 00:39:17 | |
In which Abbie and Mac decide to start robbing banks but only for foreign currency. Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Season 2, Episode 3: "Perfect Storm" | 28 Jun 2021 | 00:43:36 | |
Did y'all know that Abigail's favorite true crime story is the Moors Murders? Abigail's Gnomes. Mac's Blog. We are not in any way associated with the show Criminal Minds, but sure would like to be. If you enjoyed an episode or recap, please consider making a one-time donation through Kofi or buying some Merch. Our Website has recaps of every episode we have covered. Matthew Gray Gubler, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU! | |||