In this special Veterans Day episode, we sit down with the incomparable Keturah Johnson—combat veteran, flight attendant, and International Vice President of AFA-CWA. As the first queer woman of color and veteran elected to serve in this powerful union role, Keturah shares her extraordinary journey from the tarmac to the battlefield to the picket lines. She opens up about her military service during “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” her fierce advocacy for trans rights, and the fight for visibility and equity in aviation.

This conversation is full of heart, truth, and power. We dive into what it means to wear the uniform—both in the military and in the skies—as a queer person of color, and how union activism is helping change the future of the flight attendant profession. Keturah brings receipts, realness, and the kind of candid insight that will leave you inspired (and maybe a little fired up). You don't want to miss this one.

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Episode Highlights:

[0:21] Introducing Keturah Johnson and why she’s the perfect Veterans Day guest
 [1:20] That time Keturah met Joe Biden at the airport—aviators and all
 [2:42] From catering planes to the National Guard—Keturah’s journey into the military
 [5:00] Deployed to Afghanistan: surviving combat under “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”
 [7:04] “Don’t clap for veterans—vote for them.” Keturah gets real about systemic neglect
 [10:57] Growing up in Kenya and how that shaped her global worldview
 [13:20] Losing her locks in the military and reclaiming identity through union activism
 [21:57] Fighting for uniform choice and pushing back from day one
 [24:22] Union leadership 101—stepping into power and demanding representation
 [27:44] Why diverse leadership matters and the power of being unapologetically visible
 [30:50] The importance of visibility through pins, pronouns, and showing up
 [32:47] Becoming the first queer woman of color elected to high AFA office
 [35:06] Dealing with respect and disrespect—how Keturah keeps going
 [38:24] Speaking up at work: real advice for taking action and using your voice
 [41:07] Building union power and the HRE committee’s biggest wins
 [44:43] Advice to new flight attendants: wear your pin and speak up
 [45:15] Keturah’s go-off moment—protect trans folks, respect veterans, and support women’s sports
 [46:29] Cross-Checked lightning round—window or aisle, Philly pride, and G Flip shoutouts!

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Have you ever wished there was a school for airplane passengers? Well, class is in session! In this episode, we're diving headfirst into the do’s and don’ts of airplane etiquette, straight from the galley to your ears. From overhead bin blunders to bare feet horror stories, we’re breaking down everything that makes us cringe—and laugh—when flying the friendly skies. And yes, we’ve got thoughts on your speakerphone convos and tuna sandwiches too.

We’re sharing real listener stories, our own in-flight drama, and hilarious personal experiences that highlight the bizarre (and sometimes brilliant) behavior we see onboard. If you’ve ever flown—or plan to—you won’t want to miss this crash course in sky manners. Bonus: You might just walk away knowing the true rules of the armrest game.

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[0:39] We kick off class—welcome to the school of airplane etiquette.
 [1:26] Rich shares a passenger meltdown over a tight connection... and poor decision-making.
 [4:58] Andrew's “everything went wrong” trip, complete with delays, storms, and missed trains.
 [9:04] We react to your listener-submitted etiquette gripes—starting with bare feet on bulkheads.
[10:50] Armrest rules, manspreading, and who controls the window shade—welcome to Sky Law.
[14:44] Speakerphone sagas, juicy convos, and when it's okay (maybe) to listen in.
[17:01] PSA: Stop yanking seatbacks to stand up—your seatmate’s neck will thank you.
[18:04] The overhead bin shuffle—get what you need before sitting down!
[19:25] Safety demo respect, headphone etiquette, and who deserves your “thank you.”
[22:02] Don’t poke the flight attendant... or touch us anywhere else either.
[23:06] The great overhead bin debate—move my bag? Drew says yes. Rich says... ask first.
[26:24] The etiquette of bathroom use—just don’t. Unless you must. Then spritz, please.
[28:01] Whispered convos, stinky food, and should you snore?
[29:26] Lavatory habits and tray table horror stories—we see (and smell) it all.
[33:29] The myth of “your” overhead bin and how to stop the tantrums.
[34:39] Don’t run to the front. Stay seated. The airplane is not a race track.
[36:30] Diaper duty belongs in the lav—not on the tray table.
[37:29] Galley Gossip: Eli’s panicked passenger and the mysterious “engine smoke.”

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Hey friends! We’ve got a special one for you today – joining us in the studio is none other than our amazing friend Heather Phillips! She flew in just for this, and we couldn’t be more pumped to have her with us. Originally from Knoxville and now repping the Windy City, Heather has a wild, inspiring journey from answering a newspaper ad at 19 to spending 12+ years in the skies and now thriving as an airline recruiter.

In this episode, we talk about all things in the world of airline recruiting. Heather shares her best interview tips, what recruiters are really looking for, and how being your authentic self might just be your biggest asset. Plus, we take a fun stroll down memory lane, talking bleach-soaked dorm rooms, and our number one tip for flight attendants in training.

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Episode Highlights:

[1:27] Non-rev travel hacks and the magic of StaffTraveler.
[4:22] Heather’s fearless leap into aviation – her first flight was to training.
[6:55] Transitioning from flight attendant to recruiter – how she made the jump.
[9:37] Why flight attendants wear all the hats – and why it matters.
[11:39] What recruiters really want – hint: it’s not perfection.
[15:13] Are you really being watched during your interview journey? Heather gives us the scoop!
[18:40] Do your homework – the importance of researching the airline before you apply.
[20:44] Representing your airline and aligning with its brand – the job is more than travel perks.
[22:31] Interview red flags and the surprising reason one candidate applied.
[26:27] How we met in training – pink polos, frosted tips, and flip phones.
[29:52] Dorm drama and Clorox wipes – Heather’s southern roots show up strong.
[33:16] “Calling and Cross Check” game – Heather’s lightning round travel faves.

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Hey friends! In this episode, we’re diving into a topic we get asked about all. the. time. — why does it seem like so many flight attendants are gay? We’re breaking down the stereotypes, the realities, and sharing our personal journeys as a queer married couple working in aviation. From uniform policies to cultural experiences, from the freedom of anonymity to the challenges of truly being seen — we get into it all.

We’re also talking about how this industry has given us the space to be our loudest, proudest selves and how it continues to evolve. Whether you’re queer and curious about flight attendant life or you just want to understand the community better, this convo is open, honest, and full of heart (and, of course, a few laughs). Buckle up, because we’re ready for takeoff.

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[1:55] Just in case you missed it — yes, we're married, and yes, very gay.
[3:00] Why flight attendant life is so appealing to LGBTQ folks.
[5:23] Letting your guard down and finally breathing free.
[7:24] Discovering culture and queer acceptance in cities around the world.
[9:11] The hidden side of anonymity in aviation.
[11:22] The evolution of gender presentation and uniform policies.
[13:21] Why comfort in your identity equals better job performance.
[14:55] Flight Attendant Friday — celebrating authentic representation.
[16:32] Travel broadens your lens — especially for queer folks.
[18:56] Breaking the mold beyond the old-school gay flight attendant stereotype.
[20:42] Ask A Flight Attendant: “Do you just turn around and go right back?”.
[23:29] The real answer and why your mom thinks you're vacationing all day.

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Ever wonder if you'd thrive wandering the streets of Paris solo or if you're better off swapping stories over cocktails with new travel buddies in Bali? In this episode, we’re soaring into the pros and cons of solo vs. group travel—from creepy stares at 35,000 feet to magical nights under the Eiffel Tower. We’re opening up about our own travel habits, biggest surprises, and a few hilarious (and slightly sketchy) stories from our journeys. We’ll also chat about how our flight attendant perks have shaped the way we travel, why we were originally hesitant about group trips, and what changed our minds. Plus, we share an emotional listener story that'll have you reaching for the tissues.

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Episode Highlights:

[1:00] - Drew gets creepily stared at by a passenger—and we try to unpack the serial killer vibes.
[3:25] - Rich's magical Paris layover and surprise encounter with Two Guys on a Plane fans.
[6:20] - Our initial fear of group travel and how Bali totally changed the game.
[8:00] - Why Drew's idea of "solo travel" really just means traveling with Rich.
[10:20] - The Airbnb horror story with chain-smoking hosts and red mattresses.
[13:08] - That time we maybe kind of almost got murdered in Greece… or not?
[15:42] - What actually made our Bali group trip so magical (spoiler: it wasn’t just the food).
[18:41] - Our hybrid travel style: freedom + structure = the perfect itinerary.
[22:06] - Spicy suckling pig, sweating through dinner, and trying new foods.
[23:00] - Feeling safe and supported: why group travel opens doors for everyone.
[24:06] - Built-in friends, low stress, and why you should travel with us.
[26:43] - Listener story: CPR at 35,000 feet and a beautiful reunion in the skies.
[28:21] - Shout out to our amazing community, Patreon supporters, and what’s next.

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What happens when two flight attendants fall in love at 35,000 feet? In this episode, we’re pulling back the curtain (literally) on what it’s like to date and build a life together while living the chaotic, beautiful, and always unpredictable life of flight crews. From long layovers to long-distance romance, we’re sharing our own story of how we met in the skies, made it work, and how our relationship has taken flight over the last 11 years.

We talk about everything from early awkward first encounters to joining each other on overnights, navigating different airlines, decoding each other's schedules, and what it really takes to make a relationship thrive when your "office" is in the sky.

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Episode Highlights:

[0:21] Kicking things off with our current flying schedules — surprisingly drama-free (for once!)

[2:47] Reflecting on an adorable couple celebrating 50 years of marriage—and realizing we still can’t do math on how long we’ve been together.

[4:00] The super awkward, super cute story of how we met on a plane (spoiler: there was clapping involved).

[6:09] How long-distance dating worked for us as two flight attendants in different cities—and why it was oddly easier than it sounds.

[9:04] The game-changing role of the StaffTraveler app and how it would’ve made our early dating days so much easier.

[11:02] Why dating someone who “gets the industry” made all the difference—and how we made time to see each other despite totally different schedules.

[14:12] The (very real) challenges of dating someone not in aviation—cue the classic, “Where are you now?” line.

[16:26] Our thoughts on how airline life actually strengthens our relationship and helps us stay intentional with our time together.

[21:55] On trust, independence, and communication—our take on why those matter even more when you’re both constantly on the move.

[23:29] A call to action: Are you dating in the industry? Flying with your partner? We want to hear your stories!

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Let's get into the good stuff—and by that, we mean the things that make our eyes twitch and our patience disappear at 35,000 feet. We asked you on Threads, “What’s something people do on planes or in airports that drives you absolutely nuts?” And wow… y’all did not hold back.

From people who act like the overhead bins are their personal closets to those who think the aisle is a yoga studio, we’re diving into some of the most hilariously frustrating behaviors that we as flight attendants—and fellow travelers—see all too often. Whether you’re guilty of a few or just want to laugh (and maybe cringe) along with us, this one is packed with ridiculous stories, relatable rants, and a whole lot of side-eye. Buckle up.

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[0:21] Spring break madness, school chants, and flights full of chaos.
[2:04] Our wildest recent flights—and yes, the passengers were singing.
[4:35] Introducing the “gate lice” and other boarding zone nightmares.
[5:50] Pet peeve #1: Backpack bin diggers and aisle blockers.
[7:38] Bed-size blankets and full pajama sets… in public.
[11:43] “Where’s baggage claim?”—While standing under the sign.
[12:32] Airport wanderers with no traffic flow awareness.
[16:44] The overhead bin drama: It’s not your bin, folks.
[18:11] Liquid confusion at TSA… it’s been 20 years, y’all.
[19:40] Phones on speaker, loud FaceTime convos, and the power of the hard stare.
[21:26] Aggressive passengers and why being nice actually works.
[23:21] Situational awareness: noise-canceling headphones ≠ ignorance pass.
[25:40] Why people walking barefoot on planes should not be a thing.
[28:15] Nail clipping, polish fumes, and the grossest things we’ve seen.
[30:00] Galley yoga and unwanted mid-flight interpretive dance.
[31:12] Escalator freeze-ups and people who block moving walkways.
[35:00] People leaving trash everywhere—don’t be that person.

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In this episode, we’re sharing the story that started it all leading us to a life at 35,000 feet. We’re rewinding the clock and taking you through our very first steps into the world of aviation. From spotting a newspaper ad to late-night wine-fueled job applications, our journeys to the jump seat couldn’t have been more different—but they both led us to a career we absolutely love.

If you've ever been curious about the real-life process behind becoming a flight attendant—or thought it was just about slinging drinks in the sky—this one’s for you. We’re peeling back the curtain on the interview process, training challenges, and all the reasons why we still can’t get enough of this high-flying lifestyle. Whether you're thinking of joining the skies or just love a good origin story, come along for the ride.

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Episode Highlights:

[0:26] Why we’re telling our own flight attendant origin stories.
[1:01] Andrew’s spontaneous jump into aviation thanks to a newspaper ad.
[3:43] Rich’s burnout moment, a couch, a glass of wine, and a whim job search.
[7:21] Comparing our totally different interview processes—paper apps vs. phone screens.
[13:36] The eye-opening realities of flight attendant training (spoiler: no, it’s not just drink service).
[16:59] Switching airlines: Drew’s leap from regional to mainline after a decade in the skies.
[20:39] What keeps us flying—the flexibility, the crew camaraderie, and the thrill of the takeoff.
[23:45] Our love for this life and why we’re probably lifers.
[24:44] How you can share your own flight attendant journey with us for #FlightAttendantFriday.

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Welcome back to Two Guys on a Plane! This episode is extra special because it’s all about YOU. We opened up our Instagram and let you ask us anything — and you guys did not hold back. From how we met, to our favorite layovers, our most unforgettable celebrity encounters, and even our weirdest finds in the seatback pockets... we’re spilling it all.

We’re soaring into flight attendant life, our personal travel hacks, favorite airports, and of course, plenty of hilarious stories along the way. Trust us, you’re gonna want to hear how a beer bath almost ended badly and why beef jerky might just save your next trip. Buckle up — this is a fun one!

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Episode Highlights:

[0:00] Kicking off our AMA and talking about the chaos that is flying these days.
[2:12] How we started Two Guys on a Plane and why our memes actually don't suck.
[4:09] The story of how we met (hint: someone was a commuter!).
[5:32] Our favorite Philly restaurants — and why you need to hit up Graffiti Bar.
[6:49] What we do when we're not flying: happy hours, hiking (sort of), and concerts.
[8:15] Favorite layovers (spoiler: it's not always the big cities!).
[10:59] Non-rev life hacks and why StaffTraveler changed our travel game.
[13:50] Favorite and least favorite airports — and why LaGuardia had a glow-up.
[16:20] Good trip with a bad crew vs bad trip with a good crew (easy answer!).
[16:34] Our favorite trip together — featuring beer baths and beach parties.
[18:22] Celebrity encounters: from Julianne Hough to Flavor Flav.
[20:37] Do flight attendants really have secret codes for passengers?
[22:38] Must-haves in our carry-ons (yes, beef jerky is essential).
[23:56] Our best jet lag survival tips.
[24:41] Why we couldn't pick just one destination forever (and wouldn't!).
[25:25] Favorite airlines to fly as passengers — it's like visiting family.
[26:11] Best and worst parts of being a flight attendant: it’s all about the people.

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Hey y’all, it’s Rich and Drew—your favorite flight attendants and meme-makers—and we’re officially bringing you behind the curtain (and out of the galley) with the very first episode of the Two Guys on a Plane podcast! This “pilot” episode is our chance to spill all the tea on how our now-not-so-little Instagram account went from cheesy travel pics to a community-driven platform full of memes, laughs, and heartfelt stories from flight attendants around the world.

We’re talking about where the name came from (spoiler: it’s more literal than you think), how our meme game got started (PowerPoint, anyone?), and the moment we realized that Two Guys on a Plane was more than just jokes—it was connection. We’re reflecting on everything from our Flight Attendant Friday feature to writing blog posts during COVID, and even what’s next for us (hello, group trips and podcast dreams!). Whether you’re a seasoned flyer or someone who just stumbled into our corner of the internet, this episode is full of hilarious memories, behind-the-scenes confessions, and a whole lotta heart.

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Episode Highlights:

[0:21] Kicking off the podcast—who we are and why we’re doing this.
[1:17] The very literal (and slightly ridiculous) naming process of Two Guys on a Plane.
[2:34] Why we started the Instagram account and what we originally thought it’d be.
[4:04] The meme that changed it all—and how PowerPoint played a starring role.
[6:15] Our collaborative meme-making process and the evolution of our humor.
[7:37] When we realized we were building more than a meme account—especially during COVID.
[9:27] The birth of Flight Attendant Friday and why those stories matter so much.
[11:43] Our comment section = constant comedy gold.
[13:03] The ultimate undercover moment when a coworker didn’t realize she was working with us.
[15:49] Is this what we thought Two Guys on a Plane would be? Not even close.
[16:58] What’s next for us? Group travel, podcasting, merch—and who knows what else.
[18:35] Wrapping up with merch, memories, and what you can expect from future episodes.

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Buckle up, jet setters! We’re Drew and Rich — two seasoned flight attendants with enough miles traveled and coffee stains to last a lifetime — and we’re pulling back the galley curtain on life at 35,000 feet. On Two Guys on a Plane, we’ll share everything from hilarious mid-air meltdowns and heartfelt cabin confessions to the wildest in-flight moments we’ve faced, with just enough sarcasm to keep your tray tables upright and locked. While we can’t promise to get you a free upgrade, we can promise insider travel tips to keep you on your flight attendant’s good side! Follow now, sit back, relax, and join us for your new favorite in-flight entertainment!

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Jet lag—it’s that relentless travel companion we never asked for but always seem to bring along. In this episode, we’re unpacking the reality of jet lag from the flight attendant perspective: what works, what totally doesn’t, and the hilarious and horrifying travel stories we’ve collected along the way. Whether you’re someone who swears by strategic napping or you’re just trying to make it to the Airbnb without puking into a canal (hi, Amsterdam), this one’s for you.

We’re also diving into TikTok travel trends, influencer airport fails, and the magic of “cart chemistry” on long-haul flights. Plus, we’re dishing out the best jet lag tips we’ve got—from hydration hacks to buffer day brilliance—and, of course, sharing one outrageous galley gossip tale involving a mystery mouse. Grab your melatonin (or maybe don’t), and buckle up for a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud episode that proves no one is immune to the jet lag struggle.

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Episode Highlights:

[0:21] – That burning passenger question: “How do you deal with jet lag?”
 [1:25] – Drew gets randomly selected at TSA and has thoughts on viral TikTok trends (spoiler: they’re not cute)
 [4:24] – Airport train TikTok chaos: SEPTA isn’t here for your influencer moment
 [5:48] – Meet "cart chemistry": when your inflight service partner is your soul twin
 [7:28] – Amsterdam anniversary trip: jet lag + weak stomach = canal drama
 [11:55] – Portugal panic: no sleep + no public bathrooms = street meltdown
 [15:12] – Rich’s Mrs. Doubtfire nap: the Christmas show he totally slept through
 [16:29] – The food trick that saved us: bringing your own sandwich
 [18:56] – Shoutout to StaffTraveler: how we survive the non-rev chaos
 [22:07] – Why grace and buffer days save our relationship (and our sanity)
 [25:50] – Sleep aids? Not for us. We’ll take strategic naps and caffeine instead
 [28:46] – Move your body? Sure—but not in the aisle, please
 [30:34] – Bali belly defeated: probiotics, prep time, and a 24-hour nap win
 [31:15] – Best advice ever? Always plan a buffer day
 [31:55] – Galley Gossip: a passenger tries to smuggle a mouse onto a plane. Yes, really.
 [34:49] – Big thanks to our Patreon senior mamas—your support means the world
 [36:13] – Sponsor shoutout: StaffTraveler—because non-rev needs a little help sometimes

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In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into one of the biggest debates in the airline world: regional versus mainline flying. Rich has always flown mainline, while Drew brings a ton of insight from his years working at a regional airline. So we’re unpacking the real differences in schedules, pay, camaraderie, catering (or lack thereof), and what it truly means to fly solo on a 50-seater.

Whether you're in the industry, considering becoming a flight attendant, or just a curious traveler, this episode is packed with behind-the-scenes perspectives and brutally honest takes on the pros, cons, and culture of both worlds. Plus, we’ve got a cringe-worthy galley gossip story that will make you rethink in-flight proposals forever.

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Episode Highlights:

[0:00] Kicking things off with flight attendant mood swings and summer flying chaos
 [4:05] Intro to today’s topic: the battle of regional vs. mainline
 [5:41] Drew breaks down what regional flying actually is—and how he stumbled into it
 [6:38] Flying solo: what it's really like to be the only flight attendant on board
 [10:13] The boarding pay debate and why regional FAs work way harder than they get credit for
 [13:24] DIY catering horror stories and building your own galley mid-flight
 [16:19] Mainline arrogance: why we need to stop looking down on regional crews
 [18:41] Seniority, choices, and finding the right airline “fit” for you
 [20:18] Why transferring airlines isn’t just a quick hop—it’s a full restart
 [23:25] Losing the camaraderie: how the industry has changed
 [26:19] Respecting everyone’s path in aviation—there is no one-size-fits-all
 [28:00] Travel benefits explained: how they differ between regionals and mainline
 [30:23] StaffTraveler shoutout and how it’s saved our non-rev lives
 [31:12] Galley Gossip: an in-flight proposal gone terribly, hilariously wrong
 [34:19] How to support us on Patreon and what’s coming next!

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Ever wondered what flight attendants really think about your in-flight behavior? In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into a spicy list of audience-submitted hot takes about air travel—and trust us, some of these takes had us howling, gasping, and nodding in agreement. From flip-flops in the lav to the eternal debate over seat reclining, we’re unpacking it all from 35,000 feet.

We also kick things off with a little summer flying catch-up—how we keep ourselves sane (and stylish) on those sweaty commutes, what’s playing in our AirPods, and how a killer playlist can make all the difference. Then it’s time to get into your opinions on everything from grooming on board to the infamous middle seat. Whether you’re crew or just curious, this episode’s got something for everyone.

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Episode Highlights:

[0:00] Starting off with summer vibes and how we survive commuting in a swamp
 [2:24] What's in our AirPods? (Spoiler: lots of queens and throwbacks)
 [4:35] Flip flops on planes? Absolutely not. Here's why.
 [6:40] Drew’s golden rule: if someone tells you to “ask the flight attendant,” the answer is probably no
 [8:53] Middle seat madness—do some people actually prefer it?
[10:08] Is reclining your seat selfish? We debate both sides
[12:03] The gross world of in-flight personal grooming
[13:57] Backpack behavior 101: do you need a license to carry one?
[16:13] The “board back to front” myth—why it doesn’t work
[17:43] Shower and deodorant before flying? Yes, please
[19:58] Window shade politics and why Drew’s keeping his open
[21:01] Shorts on planes and the emotional damage of skin-to-seat contact
[22:53] Why leaving trash behind is just not it
[24:28] Overhead bin drama—your backpack might not belong up there
[25:36] Please don’t bring a tuna sandwich onto the plane, we beg you
[27:20] No headphones? No thank you. Keep your audio to yourself
[28:28] Bare feet on seats and other airplane crimes
[29:32] The chaos of post-landing stampedes
[31:12] Leggings, crop tops, and why we don’t care what you wear—as long as you’re covered
[32:49] Six shopping bags and a Popeyes lunch? Let’s talk about it

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Ever feel like your flight attendants are just out to nag you? In this episode, we’re pulling back the galley curtain to explain why those “annoying” reminders—seat belts, tray tables, and stowing your bag—are actually life-saving safety protocols. From clear-air turbulence to last-minute emergencies, we walk through the real reasons why the little things we ask of passengers matter in a big way. Trust us, it’s not about being on a power trip—we genuinely care. We’re also sharing a wild in-flight story, including an unforgettable moment that had us questioning everything we thought we knew about carry-ons (spoiler: it involves a baby in an overhead bin). 

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Episode Highlights:

[0:21] Why passengers think flight attendants are “nagging”
 [2:13] The 90-second evacuation rule—and why it drives everything we do
 [3:58] Why seat belts matter beyond turbulence
 [5:32] Seat belt signs during cruise—yes, still important!
 [7:31] Turbulence is getting worse—and pilots don’t always get it right
 [8:12] Overhead bins, under-seat storage, and the chaos of loose bags
 [10:27] Yes, even pilots sometimes break the rules (and we call them out)
 [11:48] If you ask whether you can get up—then don’t listen—why did you ask?
 [13:09] Why you should actually pay attention to the safety demo
[16:29] We’re not nagging. We just want you safe.
[17:18] What Would Two Guys Do? — Drew’s wildest inflight story: Baby on an overhead bin. 

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This week, we’re beyond thrilled to welcome Sara Nelson, International President of the Association of Flight Attendants (AFA-CWA), into the studio. From wrangling a six-foot-seven passenger mid-flight to wrangling billion-dollar contracts at the bargaining table, Sara brings stories, laughs, and powerful truths about the airline industry you won’t hear anywhere else.

We talk about her nearly 30-year career, the moments that lit her fire for union advocacy, and why solidarity is the most important tool we have as flight attendants. You’ll hear about industry changes that impact your flying experience (and ours), how collective action has led to real wins like 10 hours minimum rest, and why flight attendants are so much more than “the girls in the back.” Buckle up – this one’s part hilarious, part jaw-dropping, and 100% inspiring.

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Episode Highlights:

[0:00] Welcome aboard & introducing the legendary Sara Nelson
[1:56] Sara’s wildest passenger story – a Vegas all-nighter gone very wrong
[7:52] The moments of solidarity that keep us flying
[8:30] How a snowy day, a phone call, and a pension got Sara into aviation
[14:00] Why flight attendants show up for each other in ways no one else can
[20:29] Early union work, strike lines, and becoming a loud voice for change
[24:36] 9/11, personal loss, and the fight against corporate greed
[29:09] What we wish passengers knew about our jobs today
[34:46] “We are the union” – how every FA can create change
[36:22] From the jumpseat to Congress: Sara’s unexpected path to leadership
[38:30] Building power across all unions – from baristas to auto workers
[43:41] The difference between power and control (and who really has it)
[49:30] Sara’s proudest win: the long fight for 10 hours minimum rest
[53:37] Advice to every new hire flight attendant
[55:53] Why that union pin matters more than you think
[56:59] Lightning round – layovers, snacks, playlists, and dream destinations

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Sara’s Instagram: @flyingwithsara 

Association of Flight Attendants-CWA, AFL-CIO: www.afacwa.org/ 

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Ever wonder what really goes down on a flight crew layover? In this episode, we’re pulling back the hotel room curtain and dishing on the layover life—whether we’re out chasing the best food spots or locked in our rooms with Netflix and snacks. From wild travel delays to postcard collections, this episode is a true behind-the-scenes look at the weird, wonderful, and sometimes downright chaotic world of flight attendant downtime.

We dive into what makes or breaks a layover (spoiler: it’s not just the city), the art of slam clicking, and why our favorite layovers usually involve crispy wings, hot donuts, or a great bookstore. Whether you’re a crew member or a curious traveler, this episode gives you a hilarious and honest view of what it’s really like when the cabin door closes and the crew hits the hotel.

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Episode Highlights:

[0:21] Layover life—are you a slam clicker or an explorer?
[0:53] Rich’s chaotic week flying through radar outages and unruly passengers
[3:11] Great layovers vs. great crews—what matters more?
[5:18] Slam clicking by default, but bidding for food (hello, Hat Tricks wings!)
[6:05] Rich’s dreamy brunch spot in Tampa and our mutual obsession with Oxford Exchange
[6:59] Flying just for donuts and pizza—we’ll travel for carbs
[8:59] Favorite layovers, comfy hotels, and what we really look for when we bid
[10:23] Least favorite cities and how hotel quirks can make or break a trip
[11:29] Slam clicking as self-care and why new hires need to embrace the recharge
[13:10] Hotel routines, Hot Logic meals, and checking for murderers
[15:37] Exploring vs. the gym—where we stand on post-flight movement
[16:40] Art, books, beaches, and finding joy in every destination
[17:51] Solo adventures, crew bonding, and the unexpected magic of good energy
[20:12] The postcard tradition—how Rich captures every layover memory
[22:21] First layovers, flight school nerves, and moments we’ll never forget
[23:38] Paying it forward—coffee, postcards, and taking care of each other
[24:14] Final thoughts: layovers are what you make of them—glamorous, gritty, and everything in between

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Ever wondered if you should be tipping your flight attendants? In this episode, we break down the complex world of in-flight tipping and gifting. We dive into what tipping means in our industry, the fine line between appreciation and expectation, and why a genuine "thank you" can go further than a $5 bill. We also share some of our favorite (and cringiest) experiences receiving treats, tips, and thoughtful surprises in the sky. We talk all things passenger courtesy, the psychology of gifting, and how the culture of tipping affects the airline world. Plus, Rich shares a wild layover story from a pilot friend in our “What Would Two Guys Do?” segment that had Drew in tears.

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Episode Highlights:

[0:00] - Should passengers be tipping flight attendants? Let's talk about it.
[1:22] - Drew's heartwarming layover story with a new hire who just gets it.
[3:25] - Rich escapes to Boston while navigating the non-rev jungle (and shares some StaffTraveler hacks).
[5:48] - We dig into tipping—why it’s complicated, appreciated, and sometimes awkward.
[10:03] - Comparing tipping vs. gifting: is one better than the other?
[12:00] - The problem with performative gifting—expecting upgrades or perks.
[14:25] - Creative and actually useful gifts that flight attendants love.
[17:19] - PSA: Be a kind passenger—sometimes, that’s more appreciated than any gift.
[19:13] - Take off your headphones and speak up! A rant about common courtesy in the cabin.
[22:54] - Story Time! A pilot’s hilarious confession about a misdirected, uh… delivery.
[26:04] - Keep your stories coming and a special thanks to our Patreon fam.

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Ever wondered how we flight attendants actually plan our lives around the chaos of air travel? In this episode, we're pulling back the curtain on the mystery of our schedules. From the strategies we use (or don’t) when bidding for monthly trips, to how our contracts shape our work rules, we’re breaking it all down in a way only two seasoned crew members can. And no, we don’t just work weekdays or fly the same routes over and over again. We’re diving into why one of us crams all the hours into just a few days, while the other is constantly swapping trips for something “better.” Plus, we wrap it up with a jaw-dropping listener story.

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Episode Highlights:

[0:00] Welcome aboard! Talking about schedule questions we get all the time.
[0:50] Our very different bidding strategies and why they work (or don’t).
[2:45] Drew’s high-hour strategy vs. Rich’s hunt for easy trips.
[4:24] FAA rules vs. contract differences—why every airline plays by its own rules.
[6:39] Are you a “bid right away” or “last minute” type? (Spoiler: Rich is chaos).
[10:39] The real reason Rich can’t quit flight attendant life.
[14:35] Flying 10-12 days a month sounds light, but here’s the catch.
[17:20] Canceled or delayed? The behind-the-scenes chaos you don’t see.
[20:20] Why “holiday busy” is real—but so is spring break and random weekends.
[22:17] Listener Story: The most unhinged in-flight couple we’ve ever heard of.

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Ever wonder what it’s like to fly the skies on a whim, hopscotching from one city (or country!) to another without a confirmed seat in sight? In this episode, we’re diving deep into the wild, wonderful world of non-rev adventures — the ultimate flight attendant perk. From unexpected detours to last-minute jaunts across the globe, we’re sharing our favorite standby travel stories and tips for how to navigate the chaos with humor and heart.

We’re spilling all the tea on the perks (and perils) of standby flying, including how we once jet-set to Paris for a croissant and how an Uber across state lines helped Rich hit his 50th state just in time. Whether you're a seasoned staff traveler or just curious about how flight crews make the most of their benefits, this episode is packed with laughs, travel inspo, and a healthy dose of galley gossip.

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Episode Highlights:

[0:21] Why we became flight attendants (hint: free flights)
 [1:09] The chaos of holiday travel and how to survive it
 [2:15] Drew’s uncle gets a rude awakening about buying standby tickets
 [4:48] Rich’s unforgettable birthday flight to San Juan and why crew love crew
 [7:45] The beauty of reciprocal travel agreements among airlines
 [8:39] Drew’s Boston-to-Vegas pivot: why winter weather can't stop a standby trip
 [13:01] Winning the non-rev game: rerouting through Vegas to beat the crowd home
 [14:50] How StaffTraveler saved our Minneapolis concert plans
 [16:21] The breakfast-in-Paris trip that almost derailed our wedding planning
 [18:50] Rich’s epic quest to hit all 50 states — including an Uber across the Dakotas
 [22:46] Our whirlwind 7-country vacation and why Egypt blew us away
 [24:03] Pro tips for newbie non-revs: buffer days, backup plans, and bathroom couches
 [25:00] Galley Gossip: The “cloud” coming from the engine that wasn’t

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In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into the chaos, comfort, and absolute craziness of spending the holidays as flight attendants—and we brought two of our favorite people along for the ride. We’re joined by our friends and fellow crew members, Bre ane Caleb, who have somehow managed to turn missed holidays, graveyard-view hotel rooms, and granola-bar “Christmas dinners” into some of the most magical traditions we’ve ever experienced.

Together, we talk about the wild layovers that shaped us, the unexpected friendships that kept us sane, and how creating our own traditions—like our now-annual Christmas market trips—has turned some of the hardest moments of the job into the ones we cherish most. Grab your glühwein, buckle in, and get in the holiday spirit with us.

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Episode Highlights: 

[2:01] Caleb’s legendary “baby gun” passenger story
 [4:22] Bri’s unforgettable mid-flight wetsuit moment
 [7:54] How we all randomly met (and re-met) in Budapest
 [9:42] Champagne in coach & the accidental birth of a friendship
 [12:18] Caleb & Rich trauma-bond on a truly awful layover
 [13:44] Holiday layovers from graveyards to granola-bar “dinners”
 [15:21] A senior mama turns Fourth of July into pure magic
 [17:12] The Christmas dinner that wasn’t free… until it wasn’t
 [19:16] How Caleb & Bri started their Christmas market tradition
 [20:55] Why slowing down at holiday markets keeps us coming back
 [23:04] The first market trip we crashed—Drew becomes obsessed
 [25:21] Caleb’s bar-fight scar (and why he earned it)
 [26:55] Keeping traditions alive even as seniority shifts
 [28:29] This year’s destination reveal: Innsbruck, Austria
 [29:58] Why small-town Christmas markets feel like instant community
 [31:31] Tips for junior crew spending holidays away from home
 [33:22] Drew’s go-to holiday hack: pack your favorite dish for a galley feast
 [35:40] BIG announcement: Our 2026 group Christmas market trip
 [37:15] Lightning-round cross-check with Caleb & Bri
 [41:05] Final thoughts & where to find more behind-the-scenes chaos

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In this episode, we decided to flip the script a bit. You hear us complain about passengers all the time—on the podcast, on the jumpseat, in the galley, everywhere. So today, we handed the mic to you: the passengers. We asked what flight attendants do that drives you nuts, and wow… you did not hold back. From safety announcements you swear are unintelligible, to overhead bin drama, to call bells, credit card pitches, bad perfume, and everything in between—you told us exactly how you feel, and we’re diving right into it.

Of course, it wouldn’t be a Two Guys episode if we didn’t get sidetracked ranting about our own recent flights, telling wild stories from the aisle, and laughing at the absolutely unbelievable stuff people do at 35,000 feet. And yes—we even squeeze in a round of galley gossip that may or may not involve a cowboy hat, Stampede Week, and a full-on swan dive in an airport arrivals hall. Buckle up… this one gets chaotic.

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Episode Highlights:

[0:02] Opening the conversation: what you hate about flight attendants
[1:22] Drew’s chaotic week: strollers, messes, and aisle-walking mayhem
[4:37] Rich’s “is that the last bag of chips?” galley encounter
[6:00] The guy who straight-up ate Drew’s salad
[7:10] Your complaints begin: announcements no one can understand
[8:54] Half cups of water and why it might be your doing
[10:39] Credit card pitches—love them or hate them
[12:14] Babies in the aisle and why bumps happen
[13:43] Overhead bin accusations: are we lying?
[15:44] Call bells: why we don’t always see them right away
[18:30] Trash collection etiquette and “you missed me!”
[20:03] Peanut allergies and misunderstood “lectures”
[22:01] Handling rude passengers when airlines won’t back us
[23:44] Bag lifting: what we legally can’t do for you
[25:17] Yes, you are interrupting our break in the galley
[27:02] Sweat, perfume, and the reality of polyester at 35,000 feet
[29:41] The gin-and-tonic eyebrow raise—when alcohol becomes a concern
[31:21] Bulkhead bins and why crew bags sometimes go there
[33:27] No photos of the crew—please stop doing that
[34:27] Loud galley talk on night fligh

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Ever think about the firsts that shape a career? In this episode, we’re taking a nostalgic stroll down memory lane and talking about the moments that made us who we are as flight attendants. From first trips and first layovers to the early chaos, nerves, and excitement that come with being brand new, we’re reflecting on why—despite the complaining—we really do love this job.

Along the way, we get real about turbulence, crew bonding, passenger moments that stick with you forever, and those times when flying reminds you just how lucky we are to do what we do. If you’ve ever wondered what flight attendants actually think about their jobs—or you just want a heartfelt, funny look behind the galley curtain—this one’s for you. 

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Episode Highlights:

[0:21] Taking a stroll down memory lane and why we’re talking about flight attendant “firsts”
 [1:00] Catching up on recent flying, vacations, and the irony of jet lag
 [3:24] Drew’s very first flight as a flight attendant—and being thrown into the deep end
 [5:53] Rich’s IOE chaos and realizing this career might always be a little unhinged
 [7:44] First real working trips, baby buses, and why some airplanes feel like home
 [10:23] Our first truly scary turbulence stories and why we nag about seatbelts
 [15:58] Passenger interactions that remind us we’re part of something bigger
 [20:33] First “wow” hotel rooms…and the ones with way too many bunk beds
 [22:51] Crew scheduling disasters and saying “no thank you” to a 4 a.m. phone call
 [25:57] Using flight benefits to do the impossible—like flying to Japan for lunch
 [31:23] The first time we really had to rely on our training
 [37:19] The moments that make us think, “God, I love this job”
 [39:01] Advice we’d give our first-day flight attendant selves

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Ever wonder how those wild aviation headlines actually come together, and what’s really going on behind the scenes when travel chaos hits the news? This week, we’re recording *on location* in New York City and flipping the script with someone who usually asks us the questions. We’re joined by consumer travel reporter Zach Wichter, and trust us, this one is packed with insight, laughs, and plenty of “oh wow, that tracks” moments.

We dig into passenger behavior, TikTok “travel hacks,” accessibility issues, and why everything in aviation always comes back to safety. From crazy inflight stories to how travel journalism actually works at USA Today, this conversation hits that sweet spot between informative and wildly relatable. If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at the seatbelt sign being ignored—or wondered why you can’t just move to an empty seat—this episode is for you. 

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Episode Highlights:

[0:00] We kick things off with real (and unhinged) aviation headlines that prove we can’t make this stuff up.
 [2:18] Zach shares a truly horrifying passenger story involving bare feet, armrests, and lifelong trauma.
 [4:00] We dig into how Zach accidentally found his way into aviation and travel journalism.
 [6:00] Talking flight anxiety, routines, and why knowing too much can make you a worse passenger.
[8:14] How aviation stories get written—breaking news vs. consumer travel advice.
[10:31] Balancing passenger outrage with airline reality (and why safety is always the subtext).
[16:55] TikTok travel hacks: why we’re not buying them and how they create more chaos than comfort.
[19:15] Hate mail, frequent flyer bragging, and what reader feedback really looks like.
[22:52] A deep dive into flight attendant history and why the role has always been about safety.
[28:11] Accessibility, damaged wheelchairs, and why airlines still aren’t doing enough.
[33:42] Why you can’t just move to an empty seat—and why this story struck a nerve.
[37:35] Disruptive passengers, post-COVID behavior, and why crews act fast now.
[43:36] Zach’s biggest passenger pet peeves (spoiler: seatbelts and headphones).
[45:43] Travel habits that actually make flying easier—no “hacks” required.
[52:05] Flight attendant pet peeves, favorite things

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So many people ask us, “How do I become a flight attendant?” and while the technical answer is simple—go to the airline’s website and apply—the real question is *what airline should you be applying to in the first place? In this episode, we take a step back and talk through everything you should seriously think about before you ever hit that apply button.

From airline personality and uniforms to bases, commuting, aircraft types, pay structures, and company culture, we’re breaking down the stuff no one tells you when you’re dreaming about this job. We also share a little winter flying chaos, questionable passenger behavior, and one galley gossip story that truly belongs on the no-fly list. If you’re thinking about becoming a flight attendant—or just love an unfiltered look behind the galley curtain—this one’s for you.

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Episode Highlights:

[0:00] Kicking things off with the big question: which airline actually fits you
[1:05] Welcome to Two Guys on a Plane and what really goes on behind the galley curtain
[2:00] Winter flying struggles, crew camaraderie, and why pilots should always offer coffee
[3:10] Banana hammocks, HR violations, and finding humor on bad flying days
[5:53] Why choosing the right airline before applying can save your sanity and seniority
[8:00] Legacy vs low-cost vs regional airlines—and what that really means for your life
[10:14] Bases, commuting, and realizing you don’t actually have to live where you’re based
[11:18] Uniforms, tattoos, sneakers, and how much personality you’re allowed to show at work
[14:03] Company culture, union vs non-union airlines, and why contracts matter
[16:37] Pay beyond the hourly rate: cancellations, training pay, and extra duty money
[17:00] Aircraft types, training intensity, and our favorite planes to actually work
[19:45] Trip length, layovers, route networks, and where you’ll really be flying
[21:00] How the application process works and what you need ready before applying
[23:14] Galley Gossip: a probation-era passenger encounter gone wildly off-script
[26:21] How to submit your own galley gossip and join our Patreon community

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February has us feeling reflective… and real. With Valentine’s Day just behind us, we’re discussing what it actually looks like to be married, both work as flight attendants, and somehow still like each other. People always ask us, “Do you ever even see each other?” And honestly? Sometimes… no! But we’ve learned how to turn that into our superpower.

In this episode, we talk about intentional time, opposite schedules, missed trains at the airport, and the tiny rituals that keep us grounded when life is anything but. From “just landed” texts to Etch-A-Sketch love notes, we’re sharing how we make it work—without pretending it’s always easy. If you’re navigating challenging travel schedules, long distance dating, or just trying not to let routine take over your seasoned relationship, this one’s for you.

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Episode Highlights:

[1:07] Why February has us talking love—and what it’s really like being married flight attendants.

[3:04] Winter flying struggles and the toddler who ran the cabin.

[6:20] The big question: how do we make this schedule actually work?

[8:25] Why absence keeps things intentional (and interesting).

[11:07] Months apart vs. six weeks together—finding the balance.

[16:38] Airport crossovers and five-minute coffee dates that save the day.

[17:24] Our purple door, Etch A Sketch notes, and Trader Joe’s love language.

[19:49] Mandatory texts: good morning, good night, wheels up, wheels down.

[22:06] Turning work trips into adventure (Lisbon chaos included).

[23:42] Galley Gossip: secret Tito’s, law enforcement, and a very messy landing.

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Hotels. The glamorous perk of flight attendant life… until they’re not. This week, we’re pulling back the curtain on what crew hotel life is really like — the good, the weird, and the absolutely unhinged. From “food beds” vs. “sleeping beds” to conference tables with no actual beds in sight, we’ve seen it all.

We’re also venting (just a little) about holiday passengers, airplane bathroom etiquette, and those deplaning sprinters who think row 37 is somehow first off the aircraft. Plus, in Galley Gossip, a mid-flight wardrobe change turns the aisle into a full-blown fashion runway somewhere over Kentucky. Buckle up. This one’s chaotic in the best way.

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Episode Highlights

[1:03] We talk holiday travel madness — once-a-year flyers, seat confusion, and why row numbers suddenly stop making sense.
[2:42] Drew goes full lecture mode on airplane bathroom etiquette. Tissues. Courtesy. Please.
[5:24] My rant: the deplaning sprinters who think common courtesy no longer exists.
[7:28] The glamour of hotel life — from rundown apartments to La Quinta feeling like luxury.
[9:31] Food bed vs. non-food bed. Office beds. Furniture that makes zero sense.
[11:38] The mysterious conference room hotel suite situation (yes, it happened).
[14:50] Accessible room surprises and asking the front desk for a “bathtub and shower curtain.”
[16:35] Naked hallway stories and why we need data on this immediately.
[17:22] Worst hotel offenses: bad beds, bad pillows, and impossible-to-find outlets.
[19:22] Connecting room paranoia… and Drew apparently opening the door on purpose.
[20:09] When your coworkers fight next door and security gets involved. Hotels: sometimes Jerry Springer, sometimes Marriott.
[23:25] To inspect for bed bugs or live blissfully unaware? We choose peace.
[25:39] Bathtubs vs. showers — and why soaking your feet in a sink may or may not be acceptable.
[28:11] Regional flying throwback: ordering pizza to the hotel before we even land.
[31:00] Galley Gossip: A passenger changes into a floral sundress mid-aisle and asks us if it’s giving Magic Kingdom or Epcot.
[34:32] We wrap it up and invite you to send us your wildest hotel stories.

Thanks for flying with us! If you laughed, cringed, or felt personally attacked by our hotel pet peeves, do us a favor: rate, follow, share, and leave a review. It helps more than you know. See you next time at 35,000 feet!

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In this episode, we’re taking you along on one of our wildest travel adventures yet—our group trip to Thailand. What should have been a smooth non-rev journey quickly turned into a chaotic travel saga involving snowstorms, canceled flights, last-minute tickets, and a four-hour Uber ride through a blizzard just to make it to the airport. Somehow, against all odds, we made it to Thailand… barely in time for the trip to begin. 

Once we arrived, though, the adventure really kicked off. From rooftop welcome drinks in Bangkok to tuk-tuk food tours, floating markets, long-tail boats, and even trying some questionable street food, the trip was packed with unforgettable moments. We’re sharing what surprised us most about Thailand, the highlights from traveling with our group, and a few lessons we learned the hard way along the journey.

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Episode Highlights

[0:00] Our “simple” trip to Thailand turns into a travel nightmare before we even leave the U.S.

[2:10] A snowstorm causes canceled flights, standby chaos, and a scramble to escape Philly.

[5:30] We abandon non-rev plans, buy tickets, and take a four-hour Uber to JFK.

[9:20] We finally arrive in Bangkok, meet our group at rooftop happy hour, and start the trip with a welcome dinner.

[11:20] Night one: night markets, an empty nightclub, and learning Bangkok nightlife starts late.

[13:00] Day two includes a cultural museum, a long-tail boat ride, and a new favorite Thai dish.

[15:20] A tuk-tuk street food tour leads us to exotic fruit and some very questionable snacks.

[18:10] The famous railway market and floating markets where vendors move their shops for passing trains.

[21:00] An unforgettable drag show featuring queens from Drag Race Thailand.

[24:30] We fly to Phuket and immediately start judging the airline service.

[26:00] Island hopping around the Phi Phi Islands with snorkeling and shark conservation rules.

[31:20] A “relaxing” day featuring Thai massages that absolutely wreck us.

[33:30] Our final night in Phuket exploring Old Town and night markets.

[36:00] We wrap up by sharing where we’re traveling next.

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As flight attendants, we learn so much during our new hire training and yet… there’s so much they don’t teach you! In this episode, we’re getting real about the stuff you only learn once you’re actually out there flying. From the chaos of adjusting to the lifestyle to the small habits that can make or break your experience, we’re sharing the advice we wish we had—and the advice you all brought to the table.

We dive into everything from protecting your peace (and your sleep), to navigating crew dynamics, to the little survival tricks that keep you sane at 35,000 feet. Whether you’re brand new to the job or years in and still learning, this conversation is packed with honest, hilarious, and surprisingly practical insights you won’t hear in training.

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Episode Highlights

[0:32] We kick things off with what training doesn’t prepare you for in real flight attendant life

[2:15] Drew shares why you should NOT make major life changes your first year

[4:01] I talk about the best advice I got early on—hydration and skincare actually matter

[6:15] Drew calls me out on my postcard obsession (and why it’s still worth it)

[7:07] We get into practical advice—shoes, swelling, and surviving long days on your feet

[8:15] We react to your advice: taking time off, saving money, and not losing yourself

[10:00] Genius hotel hacks—like not getting lost in endless hallways

[14:07] Early morning van ride etiquette… please just be quiet

[17:49] Let’s normalize doing absolutely nothing on a layover

[20:21] Finding your “thing” on layovers—food, coffee, running, or just resting

[21:28] Choosing your battles with passengers and knowing when to tap out

[23:07] “Snitches get stitches” and why crew support matters more than anything

[25:38] Don’t lose yourself—have a life outside of flying

[27:53] Know your contract (we mean it) and protect yourself

[31:08] Why flying with friends beats any destination

[33:42] Hotel coffee pots… just don’t

[36:14] When the job starts wearing on you—change something

[38:15] Health, safety, and why your ears and immune system matter more than you think

[42:11] Emergency snacks = survival

[47:48] The reality of money starting out and why savings matter

[50:27] Using your flight benefits to remember why you love this job

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We’re sitting down with Adriana Brauckmann—host of The Pre Nup Podcast — to talk all things weddings, travel, and yes… flying fears. From destination weddings and honeymoon trends to the chaos of bachelor and bachelorette parties, this one’s packed with stories, laughs, and some seriously helpful insights if you’re planning a big trip (or a big day).

We also flip the script and let Adriana grill us as nervous-flyer passengers. We get into turbulence, airplane mode myths, overhead bin drama, and what’s actually going on behind the scenes at 35,000 feet. If you’ve ever had questions about flying—or wondered how to make your wedding unforgettable without going broke—you’re gonna want to hear this. 

Episode Highlights

[0:46] We kick things off introducing Adriana and why this convo is the perfect mix of weddings + aviation

[2:23] Adriana shares a wild turbulence story that’ll make any nervous flyer sweat

[5:21] We break down turbulence—why it’s gotten worse and why you shouldn’t panic

[6:35] Adriana dives into how she got into the wedding industry and started her podcast

[10:16] We relive our own wedding planning chaos (yes, including handmade map flowers)

[15:15] Why the “little details” actually make or break a wedding

[15:52] Bachelor/bachelorette trips—fun bonding or totally out of control?

[20:41] Where couples are really spending money now (hint: honeymoon > wedding)

[24:05] Trending honeymoon destinations—including why African safaris are having a moment

[32:39] Destination weddings: smarter, cheaper, and way more personal

[39:21] Adriana puts us on the spot with nervous flyer questions

[40:24] Airplane mode—myth vs reality

[42:55] Why alcohol hits harder in the air

[44:32] The truth about airplane coffee (you asked… we answered)

[47:11] Why your “one pound overweight” bag actually matters

[48:43] Overhead bin chaos—why there’s never enough space

[51:01] How rare in-flight emergencies really are

[54:01] What flight attendants actually do during scary moments

[56:24] Our biggest passenger pet peeves (yep… we said it)

[1:00:30] How to instantly get on a flight attendant’s good side

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We’re switching things up and having some fun today—because honestly, sometimes you just need to laugh about the chaos that comes with this job. We’re diving into an aviation-themed game of “Would You Rather,” and let’s just say… some of these choices had us questioning everything from our travel habits to our sanity. From standby wins to airport meltdowns, we’re breaking down the realities of life in the sky in the most unfiltered way possible.

Along the way, we’re talking about flying in bad weather, the people who text us like we control the airline, and the little travel quirks we’ve picked up over time. If you’ve ever wondered what flight attendants really think about turbulence, crying babies, or sprinting through the airport—this one’s for you. 

Episode Highlights:

[0:47] We kick things off with why we love games and introduce our aviation edition of “Would You Rather”

[2:12] We talk recent flying experiences, dodging storms, and why staying home during chaos feels so good

[4:05] We vent about people texting us about flight delays like we run the airline

[5:20] Window seat vs aisle life—and why we’re firmly aisle people

[8:07] Good trip with a bad crew or bad trip with a good crew? Crew always wins

[10:28] Turbulence vs crying babies—our answer might surprise you (or not)

[12:43] Why flight attendants are actually terrible at packing

[16:05] The magic (and chaos) of non-rev travel and clutch standby wins

[18:16] Group travel vs solo travel—and how we completely changed our minds

[21:19] Lost luggage vs constant delays… both are brutal, but one hurts more

[28:35] That last-minute standby miracle leaving Thailand we’ll never forget

[33:07] Bachelorette parties vs school groups—pick your chaos

[35:49] Commute or move somewhere you hate? Easy choice for us

[37:05] Living out of a suitcase forever… honestly, we already kind of do

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How do flight attendants balance raising a family with an unpredictable flying schedule? And what is it really like to work at 35,000 feet while pregnant? Our guest this week, Brittney, shares her firsthand experience as someone who’s living both lives — flight attendant and mom — and she’s not holding anything back!

From working flights while pregnant (yes, it’s as intense as it sounds) to the reality of airline policies, she breaks down what actually happens behind-the-scenes and what most people don’t realize.

We also get into the hot topic everyone has opinions on: kids on planes. After years of seeing it all as crew, her perspective has completely changed now that she’s a parent, and it might change yours too. Brittney shares some of her best travel tips for traveling with kids on planes.

Plus, we talk about the emotional side of balancing this career with motherhood, the schedule chaos, the guilt, the support systems, and what it actually takes to make this lifestyle work with a kid at home.

Episode Highlights:

[0:00] Welcome to Episode #31!
[0:35] Happy Mother’s Day, amazing moms!
[2:20] Brittney’s wild inflight story
[7:51] How does an aviation super-mom do it?
[11:32] Juggling pregnancy & flight attendant duties
[17:00] Post-partum and pumping at work
[22:54] How did your viewpoint towards your career change?
[25:23] Brittney values her ‘alone time’
[26:24] Enjoying flight benefits
[28:41] You need the StaffTraveler app!
[29:59] Creating an effective system that works
[33:19] You cannot make promises 
[34:06] Transitions can be hard
[37:09] Advice for flight attendant moms
[39:55] Carry-On or Check It? 🤔
[46:59] Advice for traveling with kids
[47:37] Brittney’s chaotic family stories inflight
[51:26] Travel essentials parents should bring
[56:59] Oh crap! moment
[58:54] Brittney’s take on the trend
[1:02:19] Let’s play Cross-Checked!

And of course, we lighten things up with “Carry-On or Check It?” (A new segment!) and “Crosschecked!”, our always popular lightning round to close it out.

If you’ve ever flown with a kid, traveled while pregnant, or wondered how flight attendants manage a life outside the plane, this is one you don’t want to miss!

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Threads is our favorite social media platform right now! Why? Because we're able to share our most unhinged thoughts there…and apparently, they are very relatable! 

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We recently posted a poll on Threads and asked our audience, “Flight attendants, what is the most jaw-dropping thing you’ve ever seen a passenger do?” Surprisingly, we got a ton of interesting responses, and they didn’t disappoint. From sudden outfit changes to a tin foil hat, it’s like the wild experiences on the plane never stop!

Episode Highlights

[0:00] Welcome to Episode #32!
[0:46] Our very interesting poll question
[1:10] Drew’s ‘pretty good’ flying updates
[2:33] Rich's not-too-chaotic’ flying updates
[6:16] Diving into the passenger chaos!
[6:29] Crazy#1: Ma’am, this is not the space for that
[7:37] Crazy#2: Toilet problems & asking for help
[8:32] Crazy#3: Barefoot outfit changes
[9:55] Crazy#4: What’s with this passenger?
[10:51] Crazy#5: Here we go again…
[12:05] Crazy#6: Tray table over changing table
[13:23] Crazy#7: The ultimate chase
[14:24] Crazy#8: Patience is a virtue, not a cup
[15:44] Crazy#9: To lick or not to lick?
[16:25] Crazy#10: Nail biters
[16:57] Crazy#11: Port-a-NO
[17:48] Crazy#12: Both crazy and psychotic
[18:49] Crazy#13: Well, we can’t get mad at her
[19:57] Crazy#14: Colds, jeans, and germs
[20:39] Crazy#15: Call him, maybe?
[21:53] Crazy#16: Your soda is not there, Sir
[23:57] Crazy#17: The Aluminum Woman
[26:27] Beloved passengers, listen to Rich
[26:56] Drew has officially seen it all!
[28:15] Rich is (mostly) unbothered by the craziness

Watch us react to these jaw-dropping flight attendant experiences, share our own crazy experiences, and give some updates about our flight life.

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We need more good passengers on our flights! While people often think flight attendants are hard to approach, it’s actually incredibly simple. In reality, it’s the most basic acts of politeness and common courtesy that keep us flight attendants happy and grateful.

In this episode, we’re throwing some well-deserved love and appreciation to all the lovely passengers out there. If you're already that model passenger, or just looking to become a certified “flight attendant favorite,”—this is definitely a must-watch!

Episode Highlights

[0:00] Welcome to Episode #33!
[1:05] Gosh, we love you, (good) passengers!
[1:24] Drew’s new route & lovely flight updates
[3:50] Rich is keeping his cool
[6:15] All the things passengers do right
[6:33] Be nice and smile back
[7:15] Greetings go a long way
[8:12]✅️#1: Putting your suitcase away properly
[9:44]✅️#2: Being gracious during delays
[11:07]✅️#3: Packing efficiently and settling in quickly
[12:26]✅️#4: Saying ‘Please’ and ‘Thank you’ 
[12:57]✅️#5: Telling us exactly what you want
[14:05]✅️#6: Compliments over complaints
[15:04]✅️#7: Headphones off is a love language?
[18:34]✅️#8: Team flight attendant all the way
[19:46]✅️#9: Know your coffee, people!
[22:53]✅️#10: Parents making an effort
[24:58]✅️#11: Sure, I’ll switch seats
[27:15]✅️#12: Actually reading the safety card
[29:30]✅️#13: Acknowledging us
[31:12]✅️#14: Disposing of trash properly
[33:23]✅️#15: Only ringing the call bell when it’s urgent
[34:33]✅️#15: Waiting patiently when offboarding
[37:04]✅️#16: Not fighting us over uncontrollable circumstances

Watch us talk about the passenger green flags we love, share our own flight updates, and read through a wild galley gossip segment.

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Are flight attendants judging you? (Maybe, just a little). In reality, we are focused on your safety and on-watch for potential threats or issues that might arise onboard. 

In this episode, we’re reacting  to passenger red flags and how we “calmly” deal with them—from coping with rude remarks to managing a large group of rowdy adults. Trust us, a day in the life of a flight attendant is never short of drama and wild sights! A simple gesture of appreciation can completely change our day.

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Episode Highlights:

[0:00] Welcome to Episode #34!
[1:07] Are flight attendants judging us?
[1:41] Ask the Audience!
[2:05] Rich’s flight updates (Wait, WHAT?!)
[4:51] Drew is in passenger mode
[5:52]🚩#1: Intentionally slow boarders
[6:45]🚩#2: Tight connections
[8:30]🚩#3:  Your bag WILL NOT fit there, Ma’am
[9:21]🚩#4: “I know my seat”
[9:53]🚩#5: Water, please…
[11:21]🚩# 6: Ignoring the crew’s greetings
[13:17]🚩#7: Blaming us for a missed connections
[13:51]🚩#8: Telling us to smile more
[15:10]🚩#9: You need time apart…for like 7 minutes
[16:06]🚩#10: Use the bathroom before boarding
[17:45]🚩#11: A loud and rowdy group of adults
[18:36]🚩#12: Handing us trash as they board
[19:33]🚩#13: Pilot cards (not all airlines have them)
[21:10]🚩#14: Nope, we’re not doing that
[21:31]🚩#15: Moving other people’s bags 
[22:13]🚩#16: Hey Captain, don’t tap the fuselage
[23:30]🚩#17: “They” will take care of it
[24:23]🚩#18: Well, that’s rude.
[25:29]🚩#19: Alcohol first, really?
[26:27]🚩#20: Call button isn’t a toy
[29:03]🚩#21: Complaining about literally anything
[29:47]🚩#22: Enormous backpacks are not cute
[30:59]🚩#23: Status fliers & getting away with rules
[32:56]🚩#24: Aggressive questions
[34:19]🚩#25: Nonsense for free stuff
[35:51]🚩#26: Thinking that they’re funny
[37:15]🌟Fan comment: Why are people so feral?
[39:20] Let’s play Cross-Checked!

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