Explorez tous les épisodes du podcast Two Dicks in a Bar
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| Don’t ask what this episode runs on. Don’t ask! Please don’t ask. | 19 sept. 2024 | 01:45:11 | |
Politicians heat up the rhetoric, Israel steps up the spy game, a Dolphin gets a concussion, and the Dicks argue semantics! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support | |||
| The dicks go to sex therapy, then the debate. Huzzah! | 12 sept. 2024 | 01:21:53 | |
The debate episode! Just kidding, we have a sex therapist throw Josh a bone and give him a free session. Thanks Dr. Lovejoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support | |||
| If you love the podcast podcast updates, then this is the episode for you! | 05 sept. 2024 | 01:00:46 | |
While Mike’s away the Dicks talk ASMR, that is until our corporate overlords stole our power of choice . --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support | |||
| The Dicks talk tips and taxes, which should they cut? | 29 août 2024 | 01:16:19 | |
One Dick shares his kill list, one has never seen Grease, and one likes’em with skinned knees. It’s an episode. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support | |||
| The Dicks talk magic pills, Viagra honey, and boner bear gummies. Jump on board! | 22 août 2024 | 01:19:21 | |
Jesse gets deputized and goes out to do his civic duty…as a poll worker! What kind of shenanigans did he witness while performing this thankless job? Wait no longer, “Thanks citizen!” --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support | |||
| The List is dead! Long, live the List! | 15 août 2024 | 01:03:38 | |
Theme park highlights, Nate’s necrophiliac needs, & an Olympic recap. Tune in to see if The Dicks can get themselves over the pole! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesse403/support | |||
| Two Dicks on the couch? No JD! Off! | 08 août 2024 | 01:08:21 | |
The Olympics, The VP pick, and most importantly, Mike’s musical kill list gets recapped. Stay tuned! 
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| Kamala’s VP pick has been decided… Jesse! | 01 août 2024 | 01:30:45 | |
How many times can the Dicks circle back to the vice presidential pick before realizing, just like white guys, they don’t matter?
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| Think I might be looking for… Where is our money, Spotify?“ | 25 juil. 2024 | 01:13:51 | |
This episode is full of Foamy the Squirrel, Android versus Apple, and Kamala kebabs… enjoy! 
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| The Dicks take a shot at a recent tragedy and miss the mark. | 18 juil. 2024 | 00:58:32 | |
The Dick’s talk soccer! But only for a moment before shifting to shootings, project 25, J. D. Vance, and Mike’s latest addition to his hit list. Then Jesse unceremoniously cuts off Quiet Chris’s explanation of the meaning of life. Thanks Jesse.
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| Mike’s kill list on full display! Tune in. | 11 juil. 2024 | 00:57:41 | |
The Dicks discuss body swapping. Which Dick would rather be Colin Jost, and which would rather be Scarlett Johansson? Or are they both Jesse?
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| Starbucks, Dunkin, and Nazi train conductors… One has to be right. | 04 juil. 2024 | 00:58:42 | |
The Dicks lead you on a meandering journey through bad drivers, fascists, and your grandma. enjoy!
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| The Dick’s are excited to congratulate the Florida Panthers national championship win… Go Cats! | 27 juin 2024 | 00:58:57 | |
What do the Dick’s want to talk about tonight? Tomorrow’s presidential debates? No. Rank choice voting? Not for long. This week… We’re all about coming up second when you search “two dicks in a bar”!
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| Now that plants have intelligence, What are the vegans gonna eat? | 20 juin 2024 | 00:59:40 | |
This week, the Dicks give congestion pricing a double take, and tell Broccoli to fuck its feelings!
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| Kicking someone off the cast is easier than out of Jesse‘s adult campground! Or is it? | 13 juin 2024 | 00:57:16 | |
Hey Mr. Charlie Kirk, the dicks have slapped you across the face with the proverbial glove! Come on down and debate loser!
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| What!? Talk about Trump’s legal woes? No…not us. Us? Nooooo. | 06 juin 2024 | 00:58:47 | |
How many licks does it take until you finally kill someone that puts a non-citizen into the presidency?
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| F Billionaires, yay Memorial Day, and who left a shit in the elevator? Find out on this episode of 2 Dicks in a bar. | 30 mai 2024 | 00:59:20 | |
The Dicks discuss musical bingo, leaving belongings in elevators, and why caps on salaries should be implemented to save the human race.
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| Joe Rogan would listen to this podcast, if it was interesting. | 23 mai 2024 | 00:57:14 | |
Two Dicks times four are eight, if more dicks are what you need, this episode is for you. Come for the quantity, stay for the quality.
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| Mike’s back, labels for stupid people, and the tarot says there’s a debate in your future. | 16 mai 2024 | 00:58:29 | |
The Dicks are excited to reshape America! Get ready to learn the new voting system… let’s make A-town Amazing Again!
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| How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? tune in to find out. | 09 mai 2024 | 00:59:43 | |
The dicks are excited to dive into homelessness, the funniness of the “K” sound, and what Seinfeld thinks is funny.
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| Jesse‘s ready to run for office… Listen to those old episodes before they get erased. | 02 mai 2024 | 00:59:01 | |
The Dicks discuss Jesse‘s political aspirations, the college protests, the coming TikTok ban, huffing, abortions, self cutting… you know, a Fox News top 10 list of what’s destroying America
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| The Dick’s discuss unintended consequences but stick around for the polar bear pajama dance party. | 25 avr. 2024 | 00:59:24 | |
Are you a curious person? Do you want to know why golfers yell, “fore”? Why Dubai flooded? Why Dave got shot? Perhaps this IS the episode for you?
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| OJ dies, but we only want to chase Jesse‘s Sesac | 18 avr. 2024 | 00:59:49 | |
Lot lizards, Trump, and other things that suck up to Truckers
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| The Dick’s are excited to suggest a lane, stay in it. | 11 avr. 2024 | 00:58:13 | |
Artificial grass vs turf, DeSantis vs grass, and tick vs snake in the grass.
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| Ladies, don’t take it… Swallow it! | 04 avr. 2024 | 00:59:03 | |
The Dicks go deep into the R word, Oregon’s drug problem, and who does the best hand job.
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| To sell or not to sell? | 28 mars 2024 | 00:59:25 | |
Two dicks, talk dreams and try to figure out how to listen to each other.
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| For your consideration, the Dicks give you, the Jesse birthday episode! | 21 mars 2024 | 00:58:59 | |
Jesse gets distracted by Mike’s need for alcohol and his story suffers terribly because of it, but… We get drinks. Huzzah!
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| You are destined to listen to this podcast… or not. | 14 mars 2024 | 01:54:07 | |
Modern dating, tic-tok’s that kill us one day at a time, or there’s no free will. Best of luck either way.
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| The Dicks call out Joe Rogan, but not in a fighting way. Remember, patience is a virtue. | 07 mars 2024 | 00:59:26 | |
The hypocrisy of the two-party system and other rants. While Mike is away the Dicks will play.
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| Flower versus vape? This might be the decision between homelessness and sleeping on Jesse‘s lawn. | 29 févr. 2024 | 01:57:29 | |
Two out of three dicks agree, the world is leaving everyone behind. Two out of three dicks, agree, having kids is a waste of money. Two out of three dicks, agree, cast will eat your eyes out of your skull after you die. Pick one and invite your friends that disagree.
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| Designing your next Gloryhole? This episode is for you. | 15 févr. 2024 | 00:58:55 | |
Valentine’s Day suggestions, moral dilemmas, and the lowdown on Mr. Bean.
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| The Dicks talk so long they end up with a two-part episode? Son of a … | 08 févr. 2024 | 01:52:33 | |
The social studies episode? More like the dick said a few dirty words!
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| Censored? Not this podcast. | 01 févr. 2024 | 00:59:12 | |
Reforming schools, labor laws, mushroom trips, and anything else your child is involved in.
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| Ed reviews Tool as Jesse got reviewed. Guess who got one star. | 25 janv. 2024 | 00:58:22 | |
The Dick’s hear about Jesse‘s upcoming camping trip with the kids, and Disc Golf. Lots of Disc Golf. We’re sorry, too much Disc Golf.
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| Not all trips to New York include barhopping with a dead body, but this one does! | 18 janv. 2024 | 00:58:20 | |
Dad jokes, sports talk, and the Iowa caucuses, don’t worry, it gets better. Not much but better.
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| Looking for coffee or eggs? Then this is not the podcast for you. | 11 janv. 2024 | 00:58:46 | |
The Vagina Queen stops by and knocks us off our soapbox and onto the boxspring.
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| 2024 New Year new Dicks… Na! | 04 janv. 2024 | 00:57:45 | |
The Dicks realize people can’t read anymore, and that monopolies rule… No cap.
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| Come on in and have a seat, the Dicks are just about to get into…drugs! | 28 déc. 2023 | 00:59:08 | |
If you’ve ever been interested or curious about the mastication proclamation… Then get ready for the dicks, new segment, Dick tips!
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| Which Dick’s father used the popcorn bucket move on said Dick’s mother?! Welcome to the 2023 Two Dicks in a Bar holiday show! | 21 déc. 2023 | 00:59:07 | |
The Dicks are excited to bring in the holidays with discussions about corpse steam, kink shaming, and butt stuff. Can’t wait to see what 2024 brings.
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| Step aside, Meyer Briggs, the Dicks discover a new personality test. | 14 déc. 2023 | 00:58:56 | |
The dicks share their big five. Who’s neurotic, extroverted, or aborting things in Texas? Tune in to find out!
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| Welcome to the hundredth episode of Two Dicks in a Bar! Hope you survive. | 07 déc. 2023 | 00:56:46 | |
K holes, dive bars, and the Congress, all things, George Santos got kicked out of this week, on Two Dicks in a Bar.
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| Strap-on as the dicks discuss Build-A-Bear for adults. Ball gag anyone? | 23 nov. 2023 | 00:59:00 | |
The dicks get into a podcast discussing how an individual’s inability to face grief leads him to put his mother’s likeness into AI. OK, it’s not AI, it’s a large language model. Fine damn Jesse!
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| The origin of the monkey wrench and other things that are rocket sciency! | 16 nov. 2023 | 00:57:26 | |
The Dicks talk War Games, Tyson being wrong, Brett’s Comedy fiasco, and bisexuality with LEE!!
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| Marie Antoinette, Keanu Reeves, and the ever elusive sexual unicorn, who has the best catch phrase? | 09 nov. 2023 | 00:54:23 | |
Are you excited by robots, covered by the carcasses of dead animals? Then this episode of Two Dicks in a Bar is for you! Necro, robotics, obscure Keanu Reeves quotes, & a creepy Uncle story! This episode has it all.
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| The Dicks talk dating while naked, cat calls, and hand jobs. Cuz we classy yo! | 02 nov. 2023 | 00:59:29 | |
Everyone’s favorite, “Jesse’s podcast podcast update” brings catcalls to center stage before learning about Mike’s debilitating disappointment in the world’s degradation of appointment setting.
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| Hairy things show up… i.e. poor driving, celiac disease, & Marlowe | 27 oct. 2023 | 00:56:56 | |
The dicks are excited to welcome the new speaker of the house, and finally Jesse‘s cave of bones.
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| No one notices the gorilla when we focus on Suzanne Sommers selling thigh masters. | 19 oct. 2023 | 00:58:36 | |
Speaking of distractions, while we focus on the passing of summer, remember… If they ask for your information, they don’t have your best interest at heart.
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| Call the Mohel, the Dicks are cutting Florida. | 05 oct. 2023 | 00:58:47 | |
Lumpy pillow fights will soon decide the Speaker, since acting like children is the name of the game.
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| Scratching lapels, organic transitions, and sports! Wait, sports?!!? | 28 sept. 2023 | 00:57:02 | |
The Dick’s discuss the Dolphins latest win… Because you know they talk about manly shit, and… Have you heard about the mustachioed hunk Swift is dating? Oh, boy!
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| Danny and Russell are rapists…but not the Dick! | 21 sept. 2023 | 00:59:28 | |
If you aren’t feeling someone up in Beetlejuice, then what are you doing with your life?
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