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Bound to be some cracking advice from Lou in here.

First ep of year recorded on the last day of the previous year. So 2 days in were already out of date. Admirable.

All aboard the transfer train as me and Lou discuss how to use the 5 free transfers we’ve been given for the week. Abrupt end as per, Wylie missing as he was busy replacing me at my family Christmas party.

Sorry for the delay. Blame Baz and the boys.

Birthday episode for Wylie today, no presents from the big Norwegian  unfortunately.

I wasn’t on this one but I do know that our very first jingle was trialled. Let us know what you think.

Just a wee one today to give you the FPL fix you need during the international break.

The boys took a timeout from their pub sesh to join me for some FPL chat. Not all that much FPL chat in the end. Fun one to record, less fun to listen to I’d have thought.

Some actual FPL advice on this one, can’t imagine it’ll be any good but we have tried.

Liverpool are pony, is Joao Pedro as well? Some of FPL’s key talking points covered here

Discussing Lou’s calamitous Semenyo omission and a potential BB in GW8. Guest appearance from stinky stinky Pantlin.

Defcon monsters the topic of the day as well as respective wildcards from the two shit munchers.

One of us was recording this on a train, see if you can work out who.. also shout out Lou for getting up before 9am for the first time in his adult life.

Very ill prepared episode this one, our lead host and agenda setter was skiving from his duties.. so me and Lou took it over and offered up some topical political opinions and dodgy FPL picks if you have some midfield holes to fill.

I (Kai) wasn’t on this one, so have no idea what was spoken about. All I’ve been told is that they slag me off quite a lot, so bound to be worth a listen for that alone.

Full disclosure this episode was recorded prior to United’s shit show in the league cup.. will potentially be some different moves from the group.

After a false start last week we are finally able to welcome our third host to the pod as Mr Tovell proved his worth once more as the clear top scorer of the group. Was the Salah/Haaland double up the play? We answer this question and many more as we finally have a host with some FPL pedigree.

The guns have fallen silent. The stars have aligned. The great wait is over. Come listen. It will not be televised.