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You've really got to be careful what kind of folks you hang out with at school. You don't want to accidentally get sucked into a group of friends that...checking our notes here...shares the things they like with you. That would be bad right? It seems bad.

In this episode: The Top Tens, Extra Credit, BookTalk

If you liked hearing from Vince and Mariah here, be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

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Since Carter's on paternity leave, it's just the Two of Chunks today. Join us in this Oops, All Games episode for 66% of the thrills, 66% of the action, 66% of the humor you've come to know and love!

In This Episode: The Top Tens, The Wheel Of Movies (Not A Wheel), The Magic Thimble

Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

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It's Daddurday afternoon again, if only for a moment. And what better way to celebrate our favorite soon-to-be-dad than with two movies focusing on the unbreakable bond between father and daughter? The kind of love that defines a lifetime, changes you from the inside out, and most importantly, provides you with the most badass partner in crime fighting you can imagine.

In this episode: Air Force One, Kick-Ass

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There's not a lot that's still novel in this world. We've seen and heard it all. But what's that on the wind? A sound, like none before and none since, singular in its creation and sublime in its enjoyment. A whistle, unique for today. And it can be yours if you open your wallet.

In this episode: The Top Tens, Whatcha Streamin'?, The Era Of Adaptation

Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

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You ever think you know a lot about a person? Joan Cusack, in this instance. And then, suddenly, you realize you never knew them at all? You've fallen prey to a CusackAttack. You've been Jwnd. And the worst part? You recorded it all and put it on the internet.

In this Episode: Extra Credit, The Top Tens, Survivor 50 Finale

Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

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Quick! Don't think, just answer! What's the worst part about being sick? That's right, all the free time. Well don't worry. We've got a list for that.

In this Episode: The Top Tens, Prop Shoppers, Survivor 50

Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

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Doz is out for this one and he usually writes this part…so…we talk about Survivor and play some games. Also, Jordan had the best week ever? I don’t know. I miss Doz :/

In this Episode: Wild Hawgz, Prop Shoppers, Survivor 50

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We thought we'd try really hard on this one. You know, like actually try to do a really good job. Can podcasts win Emmys? Maybe we'll be the first. The academy has to respect and admire our hard-hitting journalism as it relates to Top Ten lists and Sonic The Hedgehog fan art, right?

In This Episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Survivor 50

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BUT now I use my hands. But NOW I use my hands. But now I USE my hands. But now I use MY hands. But now I use my HANDS. BUTT! NOW! I use my hands. Does that clear things up?

In This Episode: Synops-Us, The Top Tens, Survivor 50

Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

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What's a young lad to do when his mates have all come for a sleep-away holiday to his house? Why, raid mummy's biscuit tin, of course! But the fun doesn't stop there. He should consider adding a pillow fight, or perhaps a bit of time playing on his electronics, to his sleepover itinerary. Do it right, make a proper racket, and his mates will be absolutely chuffed. Bosh.

In This Episode: The Top Tens, Extra Credit, Survivor 50

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Climb aboard the Fartemis Toot and head to the stars with us as Spring Delirium continues! Our stated mission objective: discover the best science fiction movie through a series of increasingly more difficult head-to-head matchups. Why us, you ask? Why were your humble Podboys chosen for this historic task? Because it's easier to train a podcaster to talk about sci-fi movies than it is to train an astronaut to record a podcast. We're assuming.

In this episode: Spring Delirium, Pt. 3, Survivor 50

If you liked Gage on this episode, wait till you hear him play pretend. Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

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It's a special crossover episode of Two Chunks in the form of a behind-the-scenes episode of Imagine Dungeons! Take a listen as Carter walks you through each person's character creation process! Carter observes the differences in each person's methods, and uncovers a bit about how each real-world person bleeds through into their roleplay.

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Look! Up in the sky! It's a cool alien! It's a space ship! Wrong. It's us, up there in outer space, pitting film against film to determine which science fiction film is the...best? The strongest maybe? The winner. We'll go with winner.

In this episode: Spring Delirium, Pt. 2, Survivor 50

If you liked Gage on this episode, wait till you hear him play pretend. Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

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Spring Delirium is back, and it's truly out of this world! And actually, some of it's on this world. And then we guess there's some of it that's on a world somewhat like ours but in a fictional galaxy. And parts are on a world nothing like ours. Lotta worlds out there, we're realizing.

In This Episode: Spring Delirium, Zac Brown Presents The Survivor 50 Spearfishing Show

If you liked Gage on this episode, wait till you hear him play pretend. Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

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It's St. Patrick's Day (as this releases) and in the midst of our celebration, we're left with one question: which green guys are, like, real? Have any of them come true? If so, they're definitely the...best green guy? Top green guy? We like them, is what we're saying.

In This Episode: A Star Was Born, Blind Ranking, Survivor 50

If you liked Gage on this episode, wait till you hear him play pretend. Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

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We're checking in on Survivor 50! How are our teams doing? What's our overall opinion of this season? Have any of our Survivors perhaps put the "ass" in embarrassing due to a bathroom related oopsie? (Yes)

In This Episode: Survivor 50

If you liked Gage on this episode, wait till you hear him play pretend. Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

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Like the sun itself, the reality TV orobouros rises, shining and brilliant, endlessly consuming its own tail. The wheel ever and ever turns; the cycle has no end. As one excellent season of reality TV ends, another begins. A Traitor must Survive, and a Survivor must Betray. And most importantly, the overalls are back, baby.

In This Episode: Survivor 50, Traitors Season 4 Finale

If you liked Gage on this episode, wait till you hear him play pretend. Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

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Rules, much like storms, are meant to be broken. In 2026, three heroes will rise, and no storms or rules will stand in their way. They may have some trouble getting their words out this episode though. It's not a big deal! Everybody gets a case of "I can't talk too good on my podcast today" every now and then! Don't worry, they'll still break all the rules and storms you can think of!

In This Episode: Whatcha Streamin/Readin/Watchin/Playin, Synops-Us, Traitors Season 4

Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

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Survivor Season 50 is about to begin, and so is our all-new game of Survivor Football. It's like Fantasy Football, but Survivor. And the name is very good, in case you couldn't tell. Take a listen as we're joined by friend of the pod (and Imagine Dungeons DM) Gage for our draft and some pre-season chat. Survivors ready?

In This Episode: Survivor 50

If you liked Gage on this episode, wait till you hear him play pretend. Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

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What makes the perfect episode of reality TV? Is it a competitor who stays calm under pressure? A proxy war using other contestants as unwitting soldiers? Chess metaphors? This is the hard-hitting investigative journalism you come to Two Chunks for. And we won't rest until we find out.

In This Episode: What If RuPaul's Drag Race Came True, Avengers DoomAndGloomsday, Traitors Season 4

Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

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Hey, real quick. Name even one of the top four Kathryn Hahn movies on IMDb. Just one. That shouldn't be too hard, right??

In This Episode: Streaming TV Update, Brandon Sanderson's Cosmere On Apple TV, Fast Forever, Extra Credit, Traitors Season 4

Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

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Down here in the southern United States, we don't get too many snow days. But when they do hit, we're left asking the same question each time: "Now what?" If only there was a website containing a crowd-sourced and expertly curated list of activities we could choose from. Now open your eyes. That site's been here the whole time. Enter The Top Tens, with riotous applause.

In This Episode: Oscar Nominees Revealed, The Top Tens, Traitors Season 4

Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

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There’s been a murrrderr in ourrr podcast. And it’s yourrr job to find the murrrderrerr. Orrr, at least, to assess exactly how enterrrtaining each celebrrrity suspect would be if, hypothetically, this werre being brroaadcast as a rreality competition. Bonus points if they can rrrock the sweater-vest-no-shirrrrt combo. Those Rs are rrrolled, by the way.

In This Episode: The Top Tens, Traitors Season 4

Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

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There's no way around it. You're thirteen now. A fully grown adult. And it's time you start acting like one. You have to save your family. The core relationships in your life are broken, and you're the only one who can fix them.

In this episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Wake Up Dead Man

Make 2026 the year you listen to Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

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Join us in bidding farewell to 2025 and hello to 2026 the only way we know how: lists.

In this episode: Blind Ranking, Top 5 for 2025, Top 5 for 2026

Make 2026 the year you listen to Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

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As the year draws to a close, so too does our search for a new Mr. Christmas. And, we're pleased to say, we found him. One of incomparable holiday spirit, fit to sit the Mistletoe Throne, to hold court at The North Pole, and to remind us all of the power of love and family with the many movies he is sure to make. What's that? Hang on. That can't be right. He plays THE BROTHER in this one???

In This Episode: Blind Ranking, Finding Mr. Christmas Season Two, A Make Or Break Holiday

Be sure to check out Part Two of our Imagine Dungeons Christmas one-shot when it releases tomorrow!

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Our Christmas Hunks have endured a grueling holiday gauntlet this year, and only the most holly, jolly, and merry boys are left. Now, they must face their toughest challenge yet. Everything they have experienced, the depths to which they have pushed themselves, the blood, the sweat, the tears, and the tinsel — it's all been leading up to this: writing a poem for their moms.

In This Episode: Extra Credit, Christmas At The Catnip Cafe, Finding Mr. Christmas Season Two

Be sure to check out our Imagine Dungeons Christmas episode when it releases tomorrow! It's completely standalone, so you don't have to be caught up on the main story to enjoy it!

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We heard it through the grapevine that there's a juicy Finding Mr. Christmas episode to talk about. It appears that one contestant has bitten off more than he can chew. And if Jonathan is to have his pick of the bunch, well, let's just say that you can't make good wine from bad grapes. Stop eating the grapes. Oh god. Please. Stop. You have to stop.

In This Episode: The Top Tens, Christmas On Duty (2024's Finding Mr. Christmas Winner's Latest Movie), Finding Mr. Christmas Season Two

Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast! We think you'll really love it.

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We're still looking for him. Maybe we'll find him here, during our favorite episode of the season. That's right, it's talent show time. Can you solve a puzzle cube? How about sort-of-rap? Has the mighty hand of God itself ever curled you across a highway? You'll fight right in.

In This Episode: A Star Was Born, The Top Tens, Finding Mr. Christmas Season Two

Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast! We think you'll really love it.

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We thought we found him a year ago. But it was a false Mr. Christmas. A temporary charade, the machinations of a Yuletide charlatan. And so we search anew. Heavy is the head that wears the holly crown, so we've got to make sure these gentlemen are up to the challenge. By suspending them in the air and telling them to pretend to be a reindeer, apparently.

In This Episode: Synops-Us, The Middle, Finding Mr. Christmas Season Two

Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast! We think you'll really love it.

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It's hard to believe he's gone. Well, not like, "gone" gone. More like ascended. In a way, he's the opposite of gone. Because he's everywhere now.

The season two premiere of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, is out now! And thanks to Carter's sacrifice, you're ready to listen to it.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios and Ovani Sound.

Join Imagine Dungeons on Discord: https://discord.gg/CCk6dnvPQ

What if we could tell you, with absolute certainty, what you will do this Thanksgiving? Would you believe us if we told you? Even if it seemed impossible and unlikely? Or would you just want to skip to the part where we get the crew together to rob, like, the Louvre or something?

In This Episode: The Top Tens, A Star Was Born, Planning A Heist, Our Top Five Flicks

Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, before the season two premiere TOMORROW, November 5!

Quick! What film is cousins to history, has a sci-fi, contains but is not necessarily defined by action, and is the second highest grossing film of 2008? If you get this right, congratulations: you're now over-qualified to host this show.

In this episode: Prop Shoppers, The Middle, Dracula

Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, before the season two premiere on November 5!

After over eight years of podcasting, we finally caught it on a recording. Our first ever mistake. We're just as shocked as you are. We got thrown for a major "Boys" loop and totally beefed a blind ranking. We won't let it happen again, and we're committed to rebuilding the trust you have in the Two Chunks brand.

In This Episode: Blind Ranking, The Top Tens, The Lost Boys

Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, before the season two premiere on November 5!

It's not every day that you get to witness the birth of a new game in the wild like this. Really, when you think about it, it just takes some time. We're in the middle of the ride. Everything will be just fine. Unless you live in the 30 Days Of Night Alaska town. Then it will not be fine.

In This Episode: Synops-Us, The Middle, 30 Days Of Night

Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, before the season two premiere on November 5!

This Chunktober, we're asking the hard-hitting questions: Which artists qualify as pop princesses? What's the coolest vampire vehicle? And who decides what all these holidays even are anyway?

In this episode: The Annual Halloween Costume Guess Off, The Top Tens, A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night

Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, before season two releases this fall!

Don't look now! It too spooky! Too scary! Chunktober is our favorite time of year, and it's officially here. This year, our sixth Chunktober, is all about one ghoul in particular. We're focusing on those often lecherous, always leech-erous, blood-guzzling, coffin-slumbering, familiar-makers, garlic-haters. That's right, it's the month of the vampire. And this week, we're kicking things off with What We Do In The Shadows, our favorite (?) mockumentary.

In This Episode: A Star Was Born, Extra Credit, What We Do In The Shadows

Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, before season two releases this fall!

This is our solemn vow. You will never find even ONE other podcast that has ever dared to play the game we played today. The truths revealed are too bold. The wisdom unlocked, too profound. And the gulf between how good we thought we'd be at it and how good we actually are? Wide, man. Like, so freaking wide.

In This Episode: Viné or Brené, Upcoming Movie Talk, Planning For Chunktober

Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, before season two releases this fall!

Yam-hee-hwelcome to another fantastic episode of Two Chunks and A Hunk. Yam-hee-hit the links with us as we play jjjolf! Yam-hee-hazard a guess as we examine the ever inscrutable TopTens.com! And yam-hee-hahaha it up with us as we talk about Hot Rod.

In This Episode: jjjolf, The Top Tens, Hot Rod

Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, before season two releases this fall!

Surely we're not the first ones to tell you this. But you just can't. I'm sorry. You can't. We don't make the rules. We just follow them. And the number one rule? You can't drink bacon. Sorry. I know. You really really want to. But you can't.

In This Episode: Rank You Very Much, Extra Credit, Superbad

Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, before season two releases this fall!

Jump, jump, these streets are jumpin'. You read that right folks. We've got not one, not two, but 43 of the jumpiest streets you could possibly imagine. Sure hope none of our hosts did anything sneaky or against the spirit of any of our games before we welcome some undercover law enforcement onto our pod.

In This Episode: A Star Was Born, The Top Tens, 21 Jump Street, 22 Jump Street

Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, before season two releases this fall!

It's our first ever episode! We figured we'd start it off with some of the worst noises you've ever heard. You know, so you'd stick around! We hope you enjoy our brand new podcast! Stay tuned for episode two soon!

In This Episode: Blind Draft, Nikstlitslepmur, Pineapple Express

Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast before season two releases this fall!

You're here to see the doctor? I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that the doctor is in, and he'd love to see you. The bad news? He IS Doctor Bonk so, you know, be aware.

In This Episode: A Star Was Born, D&D Character Creation, The Top Tens, Game Night

Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast before season two releases this fall!

It's all comedy baby! The Top Tens? Hilarious. Extra Credit? Call the doctor, because your gut busted. Carter giving up immediately when he realizes he can't win a game? Nothing funnier, honestly.

In this episode: The Top Tens, Extra Credit, Comedy Movie Gauntlet

Now's a great time to catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast. No reason, really. Why? Did someone say something about another season? Couldn't be us, we don't know anything about that.

When we ask you to name the worst things about summer, you can't say the sun. You just can't, okay? Please, we're begging you. Stop and think about it. Don't say the sun.

In this episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Carter's Triple Feature

Last time they were here, we let them off easy. But this time? We're playing Extra Credit, the worst game in the world. We're joined this week by Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher, hosts of Blondies: Out Loud, and we're running them through a true Two Chunks gauntlet: they're undertaking the impossible task of playing Extra Credit, and then we're following it up by asking them to tell us The Top Ten Things To Do With Your Friends. After that, thoughts on Fire Island!

Thanks a million to our friends Hayden and Dax for joining us this week! Make sure to listen to Blondies: Out Loud wherever you get your podcasts, and give them a follow on Instagram (@blondiesoutloud).

In this episode: Extra Credit, The Top Tens, Fire Island

Carter's attempting a glitchless, no potions run of Two Chunks And A Hunk today. Jordan can't quite differentiate between the dream and reality. Doz uncovers the secrets of sequential nomenclature. And Matthew? Thank you, let's go.

It's week three of Summer Of Love: Sixual Healing, and you there boy, what day is it?? Is it Christmas? No, it's the day we talk about Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past.

In this episode: Extra Credit, The Top Tens, Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past

Remember Jordan and Carter from Two Chunks And A Hunk? You won't believe what the childhood stars look (and act) like now! Shocking! Even doctors couldn't explain it, until one day.....

Did you click "play" yet?

It's week two of Summer Of Love: Sixual Healing, and we're wishing we'd called it like Friendship Healing or Podcast Healing or something. This week, we're treated to the polarizing talents of Cher and Nicolas Cage in Moonstruck, a movie almost everyone loves.

In this episode: Blind Ranking, Wild Hawgs, Moonstruck

Come watch SUPERMAN with us! Take a listen to the ep or keep your eyes on our socials for more details!

We're in the presence of royalty this week as we begin Summer of Love. Nope! It's not Bolo Yeung, break out star of Bloodsport, Double Impact, and (presumably) at least one other movie. It's Prince Freddie (of the kingdom Junior), and he is here to remind us that She is, in fact, All That.

Welcome to week one of Summer Of Love: Sixual Healing. This week, we're getting our teen romcom on with She's All That!

In this episode: A Star Was Born, She's All That

By night they come. The teeth. Shimmering, effervescent motes of white against the eternal black. The teeth. A dental deity dancing distractingly, disastrously close. The teeth. A flash in the moonlight, a pearl-white smile. They shine. They sparkle. The teeth. Our least favorite romance movie cliche.

In this episode: The Top Tens, Planning Summer Of Love