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Happy Navratri! We wish you a merry Navratri? Sach has got his own opinions on what you should (or shouldn’t say) during this festival! Plus, we’re talking concerts, David Beckham I’m the absolute legend that Kej met! All I’m saying is “Adrieeeennne”

We absolutely love a live podcast… and the London Podcast festival has been our home for a few years now! It’s always great to do our regular nonsense chat with a load of you in the room with us! Thanks to everyone who came down for this recording… we’re talking about the summer, various concerts, events and life updates which include DIY and pets - Enjoy! 

We’re at Kanchans restaurant in Ilford for this one! Sach has been helping our culture to go viral, Kej has been with the rich and famous in LA (that’s Los Angeles, not Lallu’s Anonymous!) And I’ve got 99 problems and the bitch is one! We’re talking solar eclipse, KFC’s new naan burger and why none of my Gujarati community has ever told me the brilliant word for Melons! Enjoy this one (we did!!)… and we’ll see you on the 10th September for the live recording at the London Podcast festival (in King’s Cross)

Summer, summer, summer tiiiiiime (sing it like Will Smith people!) Yeah - the heat is on and so is the Brownload! We’re at the world famous Kanchans restaurant to share our latest events and life occurrences! We’re discussing the World Cup, should we move back to India (do they even want us!) and Saag flavoured chocolate… yep, you heard that right!

Also we're back at the London Podcast Festival 2026 on Thursday 10th of September back at Kings Place in Kings Cross! Get your tickets NOW! 

It’s been a while and there’s plenty to catch up on! There’s tales of travel chaos, running for flights and trains as well as heatwaves and even Garba on the runway! Plus there’s cannons and butter toast! It will all make sense when you listen to this weeks (longer than usual… but not as long as the last podcast) special edition of The Brownload!

Surprise! We’re back - well, sort of! We decided to have a little fling and a get together to catch up on the past couple months! Thanks to all the people who messaged and expressed their disgust, disappointment and upset over the Brownload pausing for a bit! This episode is for you! We’re at Kanchans restaurant having a long overdue life chat! Oh … it’s just like the old days!

Big announcement in this one… some of you may not like it! Make sure you listen to the very end! But before that… Sach is hanging out of his bedroom window, Kej is in full health and safety mode and taking his community service to new levels and I’ve experienced “real life” at the hospital and the cinema! Make sure you email us and let us know what you think about this episode! hello@thebrownload.com

Happy New Year you lovely people! Following Brownload tradition, we are giving you all the best bits of the “things we learnt” from 2025! We wanna say thanks for making this a great year for the Brownload - Here’s to more good times and lots more laughter for 2026!

Merry Christmas you filthy Brownload animals! We’re over at my Mum and Dad’s for this one and all of us are in full on party season! No prizes for guessing who’s had enough of the festivities already! Kej’s roast dinner doesn’t sound appealing and Priyanka Chopra is giving her other half secret desi medicines! Enjoy your holidays folks!

Lionel Messi has got everyone kicking off in Kolkata! There’s a new darts champion and he’s an “Apna”! Trump is suing the BBC, I’ve had incidents on the tubes and Kej is causing trouble with Jeremy Kyle! With Christmas round the corner, Uncle Sach is getting ready to treat his family… but it ain’t cheap!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Xmas jumper season is here and we are all trying to get our monies worth! I’ve been to an old school RnB Ball and had a great time! Sach is getting approached by certain “organisations” via the post! And Kej has got news of a new Kelloggs desi cereal!

We don’t do politics… but there’s a new budget that’s been announced and a whole lot of complaints! Plus Kej is getting abused, I’m destroying myself and Sach is actually really into the Xmas spirit! He’s even got an idea for all the self employed people this festive season!

Once we blamed Kej for the last couple of weeks of technical difficulties… We got onto Business as usual! I’m feeling very grateful that Sach is back at the wheel!! This podcast has got all the makings of a Guy Ritchie film… There’s talk of blood, people in scary masks, crime and theft! Who says we’re not in the Christmas spirit?

Just myself and Kej this week … the DJ is tearing it up in Dubai! 
Kej has officially become a whistleblower, I'm hanging with the best burger makers in the country, there’s a new superfood out there and guess what, it’s desi! 
Plus where do you put your pyjamas when you take them off!?

What happened to last weeks episode? Find out today! Plus, our former employer is in the news (again!) and whilst things don’t really surprise us, we had to have a chat about the recent activities involving Donald Trump and the BBC! We’re bumping into throwback celebrities and the robots are coming thanks to Elon Musk! This episode was recorded at Kanchans in Gants Hill (Ilford)… big up the team there (and Pete!) for a great munch!

It all started so well - Kej served up some homemade snacks, (Diwali leftovers) but as we get close to Halloween, Sach isn’t feeling the festivities! Rakhi Sawant is making the headlines and we are all checking out her amazing “Yamantitata”! I’ve been in Wales trying to understand people and Sach is relating to the Chinese and their new rules for influencers!

We are proper gutted that a whole load of Pizza Huts are closing down in the UK… So we are reminiscing about our early visits so this iconic place! There’s been a robbery in Paris, which is straight up like a movie story and Sumo wrestlers have hit London! Oh … and Happy Diwali everybody! 

With Kier Starmer visiting India… Kej’s colleagues are making curry connections! Sach on the other hand loves a sandwich but can’t be arsed with all these international variants! And I’ve had a rude awakening at a hotel where my dreams took over reality!

Kej and I have been to the curry oscars in London and Sach has been on a plane where he met ANOTHER weirdo! Nando’s have got new rules, Heinz have got new flavours for their baked beans and we are celebrating old school hymns!

What are Desis like with their kids on planes? Sach found out on his way to Dubai! Plus there's talk of Farage becoming the next PM… So where would we move to if we HAD to? Undercover food reporter Kej has been reviewing the new Dominos Paneer Pizza and I’ve experienced Oktoberfest in Munich and been challenged to battles by local Germans in nightclubs!

We’re all hanging out at Kej’s house for this one! We’re talking restaurants, birthday meals and celebrating with our mums! There’s also a little march that took place to help “unite Britain”… and we recreated a question that was asked to some of the attendees! And… following my date night with Kej… it’s only right that Sach and I have some “alone time”!

Live from the London Podcast Festival in King’s Cross… Kej and I had a little dinner date without Sach… who’s a little more concerned about a certain bus that’s going around! Plus we are talking weddings, Asian cooking shows and sleeping on your tummy! Massive shout out to everybody who came out to watch us live… You were a wonderful audience and gave us loads of laughs!

Sach has been at the two biggest desi events on the planet this weekend - Hear what he’s got to say about Arijit Singh in London & Breaking Borders in Malta! Kej and I have been suffering the tube strikes and the gloomy cold winter weather! Which got me going about wrapping paper! I mean, what’s the point! Kej has also got issues with useless glove boxes! Get ready for moans and groans and plenty of laughter too!

Start of a new term! The kids are back to school and your Brownload boys are back from their week off! We’re talking about all the flag action going on as well as Gordon Ramsay's new restaurant in Delhi as well as the new generation of adults who still need their mummy and daddy to sort out their problems… at work! Don’t forget - Our LIVE podcast is happening on the 12th September at Kings Place in Kings Cross London as part of the London Podcast Festival! Last few tickets left! Grab them now - all the details are on The Brownload Instagram page!

Another mad week in our world! I’ve been a tourist in my home city and watched a play which I know these two wouldn’t appreciate! Kej went to the first game of the season for his beloved Spurs hoping they’ll lift the cup and meanwhile Sach just wants to lift a decent mug! There’s a genius kid that needs celebrating and the things we learnt! 

Sach’s house is a crime scene, my hotel room was a potential murder scene and Kej is giving speeches about life to 80 year olds! Plus is there a heatwave going on or is this just “summer”? And there’s talk about Jaya Bachchan kicking off all the time as well as the rise in fake weddings!

What a cricket match to finish the test series! And Sach was there to witness India vs England! Kej has been head of entertainment at a family wedding and I’ve been to more dog shows and even got lovingly harassed… not by the dogs!

So much to discuss… There’s women’s football final, India versus England in the cricket (and that’s getting a bit spicy!) We even discuss politics with Modi & Trump in town along with Obama showing some pretty outrageous views regarding ketchup!

It’s all going off… cheating couples getting caught out at Coldplay concerts, Kej getting run over by an Indian on a bicycle, Sach and I have got supermarket issues and I’m offending old ladies! It’s South Asian Heritage month so we are doing our bit for the up-and-coming radio and podcast talent. There’s also celebrity filled garden parties… And a big boxing match from last weekend - Told you it was all going off!

The third heatwave of the summer has come and gone! Kej (and his ledge) reckon there’s another heatwave coming! There’s also been Desi's having massive picnics in the park, Sach has got news of a new (and bloomin expensive) salad at Pret and all the brown celebs were at Wimbledon! Was it for the tennis or for something else?

We’re coming at you from Vijays Virasat restaurant in Newbury Park (East London), and there’s plenty to catch up on! National anthems getting remixed, Priyanka Chopra picking her favourite food and India getting its very own Disneyland! Plus there’s news of our next LIVE podcast at the London Podcast Festival! Hope to see you all there!

Sorry Miss! We are late but we got there in the end! It’s been a mad week of festivals, rooftop parties and celebrity encounters! Sach has been sentencing people on jury service and Kej has found a certain toilet roll company guilty of crimes against Asian representation! (Again!)

This podcast felt a little dreamy! I’d had two hours sleep and was joining the boys for a spaced out chat! Luckily Kej & Sach were on good form! Sach has got a list of the best cities around the world for food and Kej has been putting brown into the Isle of Wight!

Recorded at The Willows Banqueting suite in East London, we are full on enjoying the heatwave! I’ve been discovering what men watch on the toilet, Sach is in the unusual spot of being at a wedding, but this time he’s NOT working and Kej is getting used to his new celebrity status! Plus we’re talking festivals and pizza!

We kicked off this podcast by trying out Sach’s Hairy Daddy! Go check out the Brownload Instagram right now to see that! Kej is back from Valencia and he’s excited about Apple’s update! (So sad!!) I went to Robbie Williams concert and also came across a miracle medicine from India which may not be legal - Shhh!

There’s a new chess champion and you guessed it - He’s Desi! So we had to talk about the uproar in the chess world! Plus there’s no stopping Indians when it comes to eating daal and rice! Not even the London Underground! Kej is bunking off and Headmaster Sach ain’t happy! Don’t worry - we have my little bro Simon Sandhu coming in to the rescue!

Recorded in front of a live audience in Harrow… This one was a whole load of fun! Genuinely want to thank everybody for coming out! It’s always great to meet our lovely listeners while we discuss our various issues in the world! Like Kej and his car, a new reality show for America and what the OCI cards mean for NRIs!!

After an awesome international Quiz night in Dubai, Sach and I have the low down on what went down! Kej has watched one of “his types of films” and wants us to get excited about it. There’s talk of the worst salad in the world and our take on the whole Gary Lineker events! (We have first hand experience!) And… as if that’s not enough... we’re getting ready for the live Brownload podcast in Harrow this Sunday (25th May 2025)

After a few technical issues… we are online! Sach is in Dubai and travelled in three times the style! Kej is on the hunt for a hairy Daddy and I’ve been getting way to close to men in the changing rooms! Plus I’m off to Dubai to host the first ever international Brownload quiz night! And don’t forget to grab your tickets to our LIVE recording with an audience in Harrow on Sunday 25th May, (limited spaces left!) head over to: luventertainment.co.uk NOW! 

The very fancy, fashion conscious Met Gala went down and they invited Indian people. If only they could all speak English, then Kej would be happy! Sach is doing his best version of 60 minute home makeovers with his lads and I’m kissing other broadcasters’ Dads! Plus there’s news of our next Brownload live in Harrow (London) with VERY limited seats! So get your £10 tickets now (all the details are on @thebrownload instagram) - See you there! 

It’s only right that when one of us complete a marathon… The other two take the piss out of him! Well done to Kej and all that… But he is walking like he poo'd his pants! And he’s not the only sporting sensation… We’re catching up on the 14-year-old IPL player and the Eubank / Benn fight! Plus it was National Sausage Day this week… And I did my bit for the cause! 

Kej questions if white people are more generous than brown people when it comes to donating! I think brown people have lost their way and are no longer serving desi food at family gatherings - And Sach has got a problem with metal thaal trays which all brown people love! We’re also talking bank holiday weekends, revision timetables and bank holiday shenanigans!

We’re all together in Kej’s pad talking Usher and his cherries… more controversial Sean Paul lyrics and there’s a group of celebrities in space.... And guess what - Sach couldn’t give a monkey’s!

Still on my holidays but checking in with the Brownload boys for a catch up! Kej is beaming with all the success of a fraudster! And Sach is just so over joyed with life right now! Can I cancel my return flights?

Man, I was jet lagged in this episode! Living my best White Lotus life - I’m in Thailand at the moment! Just in time for there to be a two week heatwave back home! Great! 
Sach has been out getting his first trim of 2025 and Kej went for a coffee and got a pleasant surprise!

This podcast is for the dreamers! Those that have had the conversation about what they’d do if they won the lottery! And we’re talking Blue Peter, Neha Kakkar (who’s feeling emotional on stage) and a situation involving lipstick on a man’s shirt from a woman who’s not his wife! But it’s completely innocent… hmmmm?!

Coming at you from Namaste Lounge in Uttar-lakri!! (Northwood in London!) I’ve had dramas in a restaurant… and my recent scan shows my hips don’t lie! Kej doesn’t know where to draw the line on his porridge let alone his first pint of Guinness! And Sach is feeling unsafe in the streets of a certain city! Plus… we find out what the best bread in the world is!

Imagine a cartoon about a crime fighting duo… based on Kej and Sach! I’d be the guy who sets the assignment! This podcast is the episode that gives birth to that idea!!! Also - After a few weeks apart, we’re all back together in the flesh at Kanchans restaurant in Ilford (shout out to the owner Pete!) Sach is also getting annoyed on the plane (again) and Kej is hanging around with cricket hooligans!

Well done Kej for turning up to the podcast! Super Sach has been awake for 24 hours and has travel stories from India and Dubai! Breaking news… I’m a local community hero! We’re talking about Presidents meeting and what to wear! Plus Conan O Brien is speaking Hindi… not very well! Plus there’s the things we’ve learnt!

Welcome back Kej! He’s been missing and Sach ain’t happy! What’s his excuse?  I’ve been in Finland, Sach is in Dubai so we’re all over the place at the moment! But - we’ve still got time to talk Trump, travel and crabs! Sorry this one came out a day late! #blamekej