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I’m gonna blame Kej’s joke! After that, this podcast turned into a bit of a rude one! It wasn’t supposed to be and I apologise in advance! But there's still plenty of chat about Oasis, festivals and how we used the phone back in the day!

This has gotta be one of the only podcasts we’ve recorded online in the morning - Felt like the breakfast show all over again! Sach isn’t too impressed with Chessington World of Adventures and I’m discovering new Desi food (which Kej and Sach knew all about, but never mentioned!) and Kej has got workmates that are more desi than him when it comes to karaoke!

It might be “coming home” but Sach and I are out and about for the first England match of the Euros 2024! I’ve had a couple of issues with members of the public, Kej ruined Fathers Day for his Dad and Sach has made a new discovery which is making him money! Enjoy!

We’ve got a new Prime minister … but it’s not the Desi one! Kej has done a half marathon and regrets listening to the Brownload through it! Plus Sach is noticing that the world is kicking off and people are rebelling everywhere and I did a voiceover to a new Netflix cartoon which inspired a new singing game! (If only we had a radio show to play it on!) And we’re talking Monopoly tactics as well as Japanese antics!
It’s packed full of laughs … so enjoy!

We’re all back online together! Kej is having a moan and a rant (so nothing new there!) and I’m feeling like a bit of a party pooper! Sach isn’t convinced about Bank holidays and the plan is for England to have more of them! Plus we talk about Saturday night telly and the return of a hit show! So get on your lycra leotards, grab your pogo sticks … 3, 2, 1 … hit play!

Kej is away so rather than let you down, it’s just the two of us on this weeks podcast! We didn’t miss him one little bit! (Okay okay … maybe a little!) We’re talking doubles and where our lookalikes might be, the Fringe festival and Sach has got Covid but hasn’t got Covid … if you know what I mean!

Is it gonna rain? Where are these mad floods? We’re ready and waiting … but in the meantime we discuss how we like our food at weddings, the rising costs of living and Sach doesn’t like it when Dhols are played over English songs! Plus there’s things we’ve watched and recommend as well as the little “nuggets” of new information that we want to share with you!

We're back and we were inundated with messages from angry Brownloaders for last weeks' no show podcast - The person to blame is revealed and a public apology is issued! Plus Tommy talks about his time in Canada, Kej brings a new sport (if you can call it that) to the table & Money Saving Sach has a tip for those price rises - Enjoy! 

Apologies in advance if anyone is reminded of their nightmare train journeys from this podcast! I had a testing time on my way back from Bradford to London! Kej jumped on the bandwagon and moaned about Tesco delivery and Sach is unhappy about people touching him in nightclubs! (I’ll let him explain that one!) Plus we’re talking about those Ranveer Singh pictures, Love Island and the big Neighbours finale!

This one goes down in history! Recorded on the hottest day in the record books … EVER! And we got a little heated in our discussion about new revelations from BMW! Is it me, or does their new idea not make any sense? Kej and Sach disagree with me! Plus there’s talk about Rishi Sunak and whether he’s Gujarati or not, sunbeds on holiday and my review of the new Buzz Lightyear movie! Email us: hello@thebrownload.com or message The Brownload on Instagram!

Is it hot enough for ya? With the heatwave going on, guess which one of us three has taken the time to do “fan research”? We also wonder if the country will be more Desi under Rishi Sunak as Prime minister and Sach was asked some pretty personal questions when he gave blood! Plus I’ve got painful memories from Canada’s Wonderland … maybe I should take a stand and boycott the place! Find out why!Hit play and enjoy

Get ready for another garage session! No, not Kej’s Bhangra Garage brunch idea again … a catch up in my garage! We’ve got breaking news on two Brown people leaving Boris! Sach is back from Dubai without anyone falling over infront of him and has anyone noticed how much spreadable butter costs nowadays! It’s a direct hit to the desi market - we love our butter! That and loads more - get listening!

Sach is away in Dubai on a trip - but he’s not the only one tripping! Kej is getting compliments from random old people as he goes running and I’ve been hosting “India day” in Milton Keynes where someone was serving shoulder pads … to eat! Plus it’s always nice to give compliments where they’re due so you’ll hear about how I tried to spread a little love at Macdonalds! Now get listening and go tell your friends to subscribe to The Brownload too! Cheers!

I did it! I took time out from my holiday with the lads to chat to the Brownload lads instead! I’ve got my tales of Portugal while Sach is filling me in on what I’ve missed back in the UK! Kej has been surrounded my people who don’t care about how bad they smell and with Fathers Day round the corner, I’ve been working on my Desi Dad jokes! Plus there’s news of our podcast now being on YouTube and don’t forget about our LIVE Podcast on Friday 14th September at Kings Place in Kings Cross! 
You can get your tickets here: 
https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/tommys-brownload-3/ 

The heat is on and we are in my sweaty garage … too close for comfort! Particularly as Kej has the lurgy! We’re talking sunbathing naked, eating without plates and bins that do sexy talk! Ooh wee! A massive thanks to everyone who’s been messaging us too! We love hearing from you: either slide into our DM’s on Instagram or email us: hello@thebrownload.com

The heatwave is here and so is the hayfever attack! (Or is it just a cold or even covid? - No one really knows!) We talk about robots now having feelings and birthday parties when we were kids, (well 2 in 3 of us celebrated them anyway!) Enjoy!

It feels like about a month and twenty days since we last saw each other! Great to be back in the garage again after a few weeks apart! Lots to catch up on about our holidays and time abroad, the Jubilee celebrations and an update on career developments for the woman who sells her farts! You only get important conversations like this on the Brownload!

There’s more to the humble thaal than what meets the eye! I love ‘em cos they’re nicely sectioned off pockets of food! So does Kej - we share the thaal love! Sach on the other hand, is a hater! Find out why! Plus we’re talking sandwiches, lottery winning and the things we’ve seen on the telly. This one’s guaranteed to put a doubley big smile on your face! Which is all well and good cos we’re not here next week (off on holiday to top up the brown in our load … we’ll be back in a fortnight to compare tan lines!)

Even though we technically lost at the Eurovision, we’re still feeling like winners! I’m not sure the new German burgers are winning me over though! Kej reveals the new Desi sounding supermarket and an app to help you make your way around a cheeseboard like a boss! Surely we need an Indian food equivalent? Plus, what colour is your front door and what does that say about you?

Travelling can be interesting! You can meet some right strange ones (particularly in London!) Kej and I had some unusual encounters while Sach is still on the mend! You can catch Sach in the next “Don’t delay, claim today” campaign! (Probably!)Plus you’ll learn a lot about your colleagues with Kej’s question and how you hold your phone says a lot about you!

It all definitely got a bit serious this week! Sach tells us why no-one is allowed to laugh, Kej wants to live in space & we talk about snitches at work! Enjoy! 

Hello lunchtime Brownload! Yes, the podcast recording schedule was a mess this week because of Kej's tour-bus life. We talk about food shortages (again!), the Queen's Platinum Jubilee & the thing everyone has been talking about this week... Twitter! Enjoy!  

It’s getting into wedding season so Sach has been Dj’ing non stop while Kej is getting annoyed at Gujarati ceremonies! I’ve got a dilemma which results in me lying to members of the public and there’s a nightmare bus tour lined up for one of us!

In a world full of fake news, made up facts and questionable stats, we are here to tell it how it is! You can take what you want from this podcast! People are watching their energy bills, Kej is watching marathons and clearly nobody is watching who’s getting vaccinated in Mumbai!

Hold on … I’m booking flights! And we’re done! Yes, that’s right, I’m the organised one out of me and my lads who’s put in charge of booking stuff! Plus Sach and I have been hanging out at shows, dinners and movie premieres sponsored by Kej! Jay Sean was in town with his sold out concert which Sach went to watch and Kej has got news of two new Mr Men characters!

Ok ok … I’m human and I messed up with my dates! We were scheduled to record this weeks podcast earlier this week but I double booked by accident! So after apologising to the boys, we got on to talk about TGI Fridays, Kej’s lunch failure and teetotal Sach is getting the beers in! Plus, there’s a Brazilian woman who suppressed her natural instinct and ended up in hospital! Find out how!

We had to discuss the thing that EVERYONE is talking about! That famous thapar by Will Smith! He’s now apologised but does that make it ok? I get jokes about my bald head all the time! I don’t hit anyone! As always, Kej has got his conspiracy theories and Sach wants a refund on everything he’s ever consumed by Will Smith! Plus Daler Mehndi is breaking new ground in a digital world, Sandwiches are changing their names and I talk you through how to complain in restaurants but in a nice way!

Is it me, or do people not dance around like they used to? Kej and I were performing solo routines over the weekend while Sach had a Thai woman walking on his back! And who takes snacks into a cinema undercover? We’ve got news for you! Another big Brownload bakwaas session coming your way!

I blame the chip butties! We did a food challenge just before this episode started and there was definitely something strange in the air! Kej has got issues with Bollywood stars at Football matches, Sach has decided to roam around the streets at night (for a good reason!) and I’ve got an idea for future married women who are yet to take on their husbands name - Only on the Brownload! Make sure you check our Chip Butty reel on Instagram: @thebrownload - and don’t forget to follow us if you aren’t already!

This week, we all went clubbing to the world famous Ministry of Sound where Sach was DJ'ing! Maybe it’s lockdown, perhaps it’s age but I just didn’t have the stamina to last the whole night! As well as reflecting on our big night out, there’s talk of the ultimate Butty’s and what your belly button says about you!

Change of venue for the podcast recording today - we’ve been relegated to the garage at my house but there’s one particular reason for it! Plus Sach is moaning about Planes, Kej is whining about his mains and I can’t pronounce names! Whatever you do, be careful trying to say “Sanjay Leela Bhansali” quickly … it’s Leela … nothing else! Drop me an email if we put a smile on your face when you listen to this one: hello@thebrownload.com

That’s right… it’s over folks! The Coronavirus rules we’ve been living by are done (but Covids not gone … just the masks and stuff!) Today is a moment in history! Plus we’ve had some epic storms across the UK, Kej is getting lairy in the swimming pool, Sach is too good looking for Covid and I’m laughing in the face of death! Hit play and enjoy the freedom of listening without being quarantined - and don’t worry, you’re immune from Brownload bakwaas!

Did I not mention that I’m going away? Oops - forgot to get my leave request in to the boys and so we had to record this podcast on Valentine’s Day (earlier than normal!). What a way to spend the most romantic day of the year! But at least we got to chat about the Super Bowl half time performance, whether we would go to prison and who could handle it? As well as the biggest Greggs in the country which can hold over 100 people! Bring it on! Plus there’s great shows we’ve seen on telly and the cinema and some wicked things we’ve learnt!

It’s been a while but we’re all back around my kitchen table to catch up about everything going on in our Brown world! I wanna dedicate this podcast to the incredible, one in a billion, megastar that is Lata Mangeshkar. Sad news about her passing - but we’re here to celebrate her career. Plus we’re talking student gigs, Neighbours and what kinda curry we’re most similar to!

Panic stations!! Red alert!! Bhaago!! My Instagram got hacked on the day this podcast was recorded and the reaction from everyone around me was as if an alien was trying to invade my chittur! So we had a discussion around that as well as how Sach and I are spooners but Kej can fork-off! Plus Sach’s secret has now been revealed by Mc Donald's and Kej is a bit “long in the tooth”.

Saturday 14th September 2024 - Put the date in your diaries folks! We are back at the London Podcast Festival and tickets are now available! So, we’re planning our live podcast around our dinner time of course! Kej & I have a bit of a mare regarding our date night together at the Royal Albert Hall and Sach is sharing his darkest fantasies which includes Shah Rukh Khan - I loved it, Kej wasn’t a fan!

Call me optimistic or call me naive but I’m hoping this is the last blooming podcast apart! Now that restrictions are lifting more so, we’re hoping to be altogether recording next week! But for now Sach is in Dubai playing football with his nieces cos it reminds him of playing football with Kej! 😂  And speaking of Mr Kej-itivity … I did my best to be optimistic about the future but someone came and did a pashab all over me! Plus, he’s got it in for cyclists too! So - get in lane, saddle up and jump on the Brownload bike!

You wanna look good? Make yourself more attractive? Well, it turns out the less you reveal, the better! Plus, we’re talking about 4 day working weeks, a couple who built a plane and the key to a long marriage!

Once Kej remembered he’s a grown man and stopped playing with his toy we managed to get on with discussing the big stories! What can’t Brits get enough of? What are Morrisons doing with their doodh? And the Queen is looking for a new kind of dessert - we offer our suggestions!

Happy New Year! “Something motivational” … bla bla bra! Yeah, I know that everyone is full of “promise” and “hope” at the start of the New Year - but we’re flipping resolutions on their head! Sach decided we should share the things we DONT want to see in 2022! Genius! Plus we’ve had lots of interesting messages from you lot and so we’re kicking off the year with a good ol’ laugh!

It's the last podcast of 2021! As the year comes to an end we've (Sach) put together an episode of some of our favourite & most random 'things we've learnt' facts from 2021! Hit play and relive the (sometimes) valuable knowledge the 3 of us have given over the year. Enjoy and we'll see you in 2022! 

After last years waste of Christmas, we are back together for our annual feast! And despite the nervousness going around - Boris has said it’s ok and that Chrimbo is going ahead! So: What shall I make for them when they come round? What will they wear? What are the rules to secret Santa? So many questions! Sach is laid back but Kej got his orders in early requesting certain food items! We caught up about all sorts including our festive jumpers and nibbled away like a crew of beavers at a feasting tables.

No no no … not me and not even a relative but I’m still jumping on the bandwagon! Big up Harnaaz Sandhu from India who is Miss Universe! We also get the lowdown on a present Kej got from Chris Evans and Sach is hallucinating and tripping out after his booster jab! Plus: What did happen to Lewis Hamilton & Max Verstappen? I’ve got the whole story in layman’s terms! It’s just like a buffet! Loads in this one! Enjoy!

That’s right, as the title suggests, Kej wants you to buy your own online Yacht! What the Meta is he on about? Plus we’re getting Christmassy, discussing cereal eating habits and those unexpected deductions on your pay slip - Hit play and enjoy!

Storms, new Covid variants and another restricted festive season - aren’t you glad the Brownload is here to cheer you up! Happy December folks! I’m feeling proper festive, sadly my two Gujarati brothers aren’t in the mood to party for Christmas! We analysed my Crystal Maze experience and Kej told us about his miracle desi recipe which could be the reason he got over Covid so quickly! Turns out … it all comes down to his parents and their “activities” … I won’t say anymore! Make sure you’re not mid way through eating or drinking when you listen to this one! Enjoy!!

Maybe it’s because I turned a year older, maybe it’s because we’ve all come out of a pandemic or perhaps Kej’s dumb ideas are finally wearing me down! But we are contemplating living on a man-made floating island! Yep, it’s a real thing! We’ve also got some advice for Boris Johnson failing his bumbling speech and some things we learnt that make you go “mmm … I never knew that!”

It’s official! We are BACK on WhatsApp! You think we would’ve learned our lesson but no! 😂 You can join the Brownload WhatsApp group (the link is in our Instagram bio). So, we’re chatting about that as well as Sach in Dubai, Kej’s new job application and me feeling like an old uncle!

I'm back from Dubai (via Scotland), Sach is getting over Covid & we find out that Kej is stealing things from The Brownload and passing it off as his own! We also talk alot about TV... Are you a fan of subtitles? And a new show about snow! Kej also has a new idea for a food subscription service... Hit play and enjoy!

After a week off (that’s right … only one week so keep your chuddies on!) we are back - well sort of! I’m in Dubai escaping the cold, Kej wants to live in a made up online world escaping reality and Sach is off his day job with a cold … escaping Kej! It’s a longer podcast than usual today as we discuss the Metaverse, Martian reincarnation and wedding buffet strategies! Only on the Brownload!

I’m in Dubai staying in a lovely hotel but if Kej had his way, I’d be sleeping in IKEA! Find out why when you start listening! Plus we’re talking about staff bonuses, Rolexes and saying “thanks” to the Spanx! What you waiting for? Press play and hang out with the badmaash Brownload boys!