Explorez tous les épisodes du podcast Therapy Gecko
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| “BEING AN ADULT IS AWFUL” | 03 Nov 2024 | 00:56:41 | |
A caller tries to balance parenthood, existential dread, and working at Applebee’s. Afterwards we hear from a caller trying to make things work in the Netherlands and a final caller attempts to explore the dense social scene of Flint, Michigan. Release the sewer people. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “WE RAN AWAY TO PORTUGAL” | 30 Oct 2024 | 01:04:54 | |
A couple living in Portugal reflects on why they left the US to build a new life together. Afterwards a caller reflects on her cottagecore journey, a caller feels like they’re living on new game plus, and a final caller tries to deal with chronic pain. Didnwbeodixbwbwuwhd. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I WAS JUST BITTEN BY A SNAKE” | 29 Sep 2024 | 00:58:15 | |
A man calls from the hospital shortly after being bitten by a venomous snake. I never catch the shrimp in my mouth at the hibachi grill. I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| TALES FROM THE TRAIL | 26 Nov 2023 | 01:04:15 | |
A caller shares stories from his time hiking the Appalachian Trail, including encounters with cryptids, trail diarrhea, bears, and bizarre interactions with people on drugs. Then we hear from a guy in Denmark struggling to feel things and a final caller whose sweat allergy has ignited a workplace lawsuit. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “MY PARENTS ARE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE” | 22 Nov 2023 | 01:01:35 | |
A 29 year old caller struggles to move out of his parent’s house due to feeling like he owes them some sort of debt. Afterwards a caller attempts to sabotage her sister’s adult entertainment career, a caller feels he is a better member of society when he’s intoxicated, and an acrobat gets concerned that their yoga pants are too revealing. You can eat dinner at 2pm. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “SHOULD I BE A STRIPPER?” | 19 Nov 2023 | 00:59:03 | |
A caller tries to decide whether or not to get back into stripping after taking a short hiatus to get clean from cocaine. Then a caller tells me how she wound up with an ankle monitor and reminisces about her experience going to Mexico with a stranger, and a final caller talks about why curing cancer is boring. I hope GTA 6 is good. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I AM A CUCK” | 15 Nov 2023 | 00:54:56 | |
An active member of the Adult Baby Community dives deep into his various kinks including being a cuck, despite how much of a loser it makes him feel like. Afterwards we hear from a famous internet critic and a recently hired railroader chats with me about his experience working on trains. There is nothing like taking a nap in jeans. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I GREW UP ON A RESERVATION” | 12 Nov 2023 | 00:52:28 | |
A caller raised on a Native American reservation tells me about his experience growing up around his family’s drug business. Then a caller has hesitations about meeting a guy from the internet who’s coming to stay with her for the weekend, and in a full circle moment, that very guy calls in to speak about his perspective on meeting the previous caller. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I’M A SCHOOL JANITOR” | 08 Nov 2023 | 00:58:50 | |
A caller captivates us with stories from his 10 years as a grade school janitor. We learn how the job has changed his personal life and also what a “reverse waffle stomp” is. Then we hear from a retired special forces operative trying to decide between staying with his family and pursuing his dream, and a final caller questions the difference between “hoarding” and “collecting” empty Mountain Dew bottles. Please don’t tap the glass of my terrarium. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I SLEEP WITH MY MOM” | 05 Nov 2023 | 00:59:36 | |
A caller reveals that he’s been sharing a bed with his mom into his 20s. He talks about immigrating to the US from Pakistan, whether Tinder is better or worse than arranged marriages, balancing traditional family values with his own individuality, and more. It’s a great call. Then a caller tells me how jacking off to the smell of pot pie somehow resulted in a neuroscience career that has him giving mice HIV and curing it with weed. Can you spot me fare for the bus? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I’M DISABLED AND TERRITORIAL ABOUT IT” | 01 Nov 2023 | 00:59:18 | |
A disabled caller describes his territorial attitude toward other people who are disabled. Should he befriend these doppelgängers or duel them? Afterwards a caller who personally worked for Paul Rudd tells us about some beef he has with him and a final caller realizes some flaws of the sex competition he’s having with his friends. Bury your phone in the dirt and see what grows. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “MY EX IS PREGNANT” | 29 Oct 2023 | 01:00:16 | |
A caller maintains a positive demeanor despite learning that his ex may be pregnant with his child. Later I talk to a caller about how we’ve both used AI as a therapist and the pros and cons of it, and caller tells me about the difficulties that come with being a touring saxophonist. I talk about the movie Soul a lot in that one. It’s a good movie. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “WE ARE FUCKED” | 25 Oct 2023 | 00:48:43 | |
A caller from the Czech Republic discusses his life long desire to dismantle the unsustainable socio-political systems of the universe while I try to convince him to calm down and look at a tree. The devil probably makes good deviled eggs. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| ANXIETY AND STUFF | 25 Sep 2024 | 00:45:10 | |
I ramble about the paradox of anxiety, and a caller tries to change their co-worker's poor hygiene. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I’M IN LOVE WITH MY CO-WORKER” | 22 Oct 2023 | 00:54:15 | |
A medical assistant calls in to figure out what to do about his intense attraction to his co-worker that he refers to as his “Work Wife”. Then a caller tells me how he’s eaten 1000 calories of Reese’s Cups every day for the last 12 years, and a final caller struggles with whether or not it was a good idea to tell her younger co-workers that aura readings are stupid. I like what you did with your hair today. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I’M NOT SURE IF MY FRIENDS LIKE ME” | 18 Oct 2023 | 01:00:30 | |
I wake up a caller who was trying to sleep, and we discuss his fears that his friends might not actually like him and how to proceed moving forward. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| ERIC ANDRE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO | 15 Oct 2023 | 01:11:35 | |
I am joined by comedian Eric Andre to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Eric is known for his hit comedy series “The Eric Andre Show” and has a new podcast called Bombing With Eric Andre on the iHeart network. We talk to a caller who’s entangled in a flakey romance, a Norwegian guy living in his mom’s basement, a truck driver who thinks I am very sad, an employee of the British government, and caller who we plan a historic dinner with. We also talked to each other about being Jewish, childhood, drugs, and a lot of other things. Whoever keeps egging my car please stop. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “MY COUSIN MARRIED MY EX” | 11 Oct 2023 | 01:03:26 | |
A caller tells me about the chaotic relationship he has with an ex who married his cousin, and may unknowingly be raising his child. Then a caller talks about growing up adopted from China and how that influenced her desire to illustrate children’s books, and a final caller explains how they reached out to a caller from a different episode and now they both ride motorcycles together. Flip a coin if you can’t decide. I am a gecko.
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| “I WENT TO PRISON AT 19” | 08 Oct 2023 | 01:03:33 | |
A caller tells me how selling drugs for his father while he was a minor resulted in him spending time in a state prison, and how he’s been able to turn his life around and dedicate himself to being a father at 30. Afterwards I talk to a musician who questions if he gave up his childhood to become a rock star and a final caller debates the pros and cons of art school debt. Does this bug bite look infected? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I AM A SPEED DEMON” | 04 Oct 2023 | 01:06:24 | |
A deaf man calls in to explain how boredom after sobriety has gotten him into driving his motorcycle dangerously fast down the highway. It was a really good call. I hope he finds something else to do. Then we transport to the streets outside a Burger King in Brisbane, Australia to talk to a person who is worried about spirits getting in their head and a very drunk guy who just got out of prison. I had a turkey sandwich for lunch today. I am a gecko. Full Brisbane video here. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “THE WAY I TALK IS RUINING MY LIFE” | 01 Oct 2023 | 01:01:54 | |
A guy calls in to talk about how certain conversational habits he’s fallen into are ruining his life. Then a caller questions if he smokes too much weed, a woman reveals the ongoing lie about her miracle baby, and a retired escort recalls on his many paid dates with older men. Can you validate my parking? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I HAVE ANGER ISSUES” | 27 Sep 2023 | 00:55:40 | |
After telling me that the smallest things set off his short fuse, a caller and I try to figure out where his anger is stemming from. Afterwards I talk to a caller about their fear of the sun blowing up and everyone dying, a caller becomes exhausted while working with kids in need, and a final caller tells me about how she is tired of being pulled into her best friend’s relationship. Tag. You’re it. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “WHY DID I CALL A LIZARD?” | 24 Sep 2023 | 01:01:33 | |
A father ponders why they have such an aversion to therapy that they have been driven to call my gecko show, I talk to a guy about the pros/cons of getting high in various aspects of our lives, and a pretzel chef disses her boss at the zoo she works at. There is expired soup in your fridge. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I KNOCK ON PEOPLE’S DOORS TO TELL THEM ABOUT GOD” | 20 Sep 2023 | 01:05:02 | |
A mormon calls in to tell me about the mission he’s being sent on to spread the gospel to Michigan. Afterwards a caller has anxiety about leaving for the coast guard in a month and a final caller details the intricate web of her multiple polyamorous relationships. I am banned from the Wal-Mart. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I’M SEARCHING FOR BIGFOOT” | 22 Sep 2024 | 01:01:19 | |
A caller talks about their quest to document Bigfoot and how it’s made them feel more alive than ever. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I’M A HEALTH INSPECTOR AND MY CITY’S FOOD IS GROSS” | 17 Sep 2023 | 00:57:31 | |
A health inspector keys me in on how 60% of their city’s food is gross, a caller tells me why she’s not going to her grandparent’s funeral, a caller dissects their one-sided attachment to fictional characters, and a final caller is very very confused about what a kink is. DM on Instagram (@lyle4ever) something you drew with a crayon. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “MY MOTHER IS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST” | 13 Sep 2023 | 01:11:59 | |
A caller is conflicted about their role as a caretaker for their paranoid mother. We discuss how they might be able to start anew. Afterwards we transport to Manchester, England to talk in real life with a clown enthusiast and a security guard. You can check out the rest of the Manchester interviews here. I am writing this from under the sea. I am a gecko.
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| THE WAYWARD COUSINS | 10 Sep 2023 | 00:57:31 | |
A caller tells me how he’s been put in charge of his teenage cousins against his will after their mom was put in jail. We also talk about how this would make a cool tv show. Afterwards a caller is kicked out of the house by her boyfriend and I review contemporary television with a final caller. What are you bringing to the office potluck? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| DANNY BROWN GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO | 06 Sep 2023 | 02:30:48 | |
I am joined by musician and podcast host Danny Brown to talk to people on the phones as geckos. Danny Brown is known for his killer hits from albums like “The Hybrid” and his recent collaborative album with JPEGMAFIA titled “SCARING THE HOES”. He is also a cool guy. We talk to a caller whose boyfriend is choosing Roblox over her, a solider who jerks off in pies, a man exhausted by his alcoholic coworker, and several other people too. I also talked to Danny about sober life and perspective and other cool things. Check out Danny Brown’s stuff here. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I THINK THE OLD LADY I WORK FOR GOT KIDNAPPED” | 03 Sep 2023 | 00:55:18 | |
A guy calls me in a state of panic that his elderly client may have been abducted by Johnny Depp. Afterwards a caller attempts to navigate a difficult relationship with the father of her soon to be born child, and a final caller explains how they’ve gotten how far they’ve been able to get in life by doing as little work as possible. Send your mother an email. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
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| “I CRASHED MY CAR WHILE LISTENING” | 30 Aug 2023 | 01:01:30 | |
Someone tagged me in a video once of a guy crashing his car while listening to this podcast, and in this episode that guy calls in. He opens up about his experience as a bounty hunter as well as the complex relationship he has with his kids and his ex. Here is a video of the car crash btw: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cqn0YHyptbT/ Afterwards a caller struggles with deciding whether they should live in North or South Dakota, and a recent college graduate wonders how to maintain friendships after college. The spiders in your house are free pets. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| THE JEWISH EPISODE | 27 Aug 2023 | 01:02:18 | |
A caller and I talk about growing up Jewish and also go deep into childhood anxieties that may have followed us into adulthood. This feels like the most I ever talked about myself on here maybe. Then we teleport to the streets of Perth Australia to talk to an aspiring zoologist who argues that trespassing should be legalized as well as a guy trying to be more upfront on dates. Perth is one of the most isolated cities in the world, with nothing but uninhabitable forests for miles in every direction. Yet people still manage to live there, walk around, talk to each other, and eat food. Check out the full video from Perth: https://youtu.be/iyMZVKj3Bss What is your WiFi password? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I’M ON EXPERIMENTAL MALE BIRTH CONTROL” | 20 Aug 2023 | 00:58:21 | |
An aspiring comedian tells me about the side effects they’ve experienced while being a paid volunteer for an experimental new male birth control. Afterwards a caller is morally conflicted after having a threesome with his friend’s crush, a caller struggles to have empathy in their intense line of work, and a caller explains why they farted in someone’s face. Don’t miss your train. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I AM A TROUBLED DELIVERY MAN” | 18 Sep 2024 | 01:02:29 | |
A UPS employee talks about workplace protest, rivalry amongst delivery drivers, and trying to have a good relationship with his daughter. Then a final caller and I talk about if you can always be happy or if you just have to suck sometimes. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| BEING A GECKO IN NEW ZEALAND | 16 Aug 2023 | 01:09:49 | |
This episode starts with two interviews I did on the streets of Auckland, New Zealand: the first is with a local bartender who talks to me about bad spending habits, moral quandaries, eating burgers, Kiwi life, and more. The second is an American transplant who I get into a really deep conversation with about the meaning of happiness. It was cool. I like talking to people in real life because I can look them in the face and tell they are real people. I sometimes think all of the callers are actors being paid to Truman Show me. Then we end with a caller who is exhausted by being the "mother figure" amongst his peers and wishes to walk the universe. Today is your birthday. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I NEED TO KICK MY EX OUT” | 13 Aug 2023 | 00:54:22 | |
A man stresses over whether or not to kick his ex-wife out of the house after financially supporting her and her kids for several months, while he also deals with a stalker ex-girlfriend. We talk about the various avenues of his life that have brought him to this point and what he hopes for his life in the future. This was a pretty intense one with a lot of layers to it. Leave a nice review for your local grocery store. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I’M KICKING MY ADDICTION” | 09 Aug 2023 | 01:03:47 | |
A 27 year old guy tells me about his experience battling an intense drug addiction. He explains the grey areas of getting sober, what’s given him dopamine throughout the difficult process, and how the folks of the drug world aren’t like how you’d expect. Then a mail carrier tells me about several altercations she’s gotten into with neighborhood dogs, and we talk to a caller who has far overbooked her schedule. I am going to go microwave some Tyson’s chicken strips. Tyson did not pay me to say this. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I MOVED FROM AFRICA TO AMERICA” | 06 Aug 2023 | 00:59:15 | |
A caller tells me how he moved to America after doing everything there is to back home in Ethiopia. He explains his culture shock, going from software engineering to working at 7/11, differences between Africa and America. Then a caller and I debate if eating a person is more ethical than eating an animal. So far so good. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I AM IN INSATIABLE LOVE WITH THE GEICO GECKO” | 02 Aug 2023 | 01:01:00 | |
A woman tells me about a complicated crush she has developed towards the Geico Gecko. Then a caller reflects on their next move after catching their brother stealing from them on a security camera. Finally I catch up with a return caller from the very first episode of Therapy Gecko. Drop everything and go stare at the sky. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I’M A LONELY GAMER BOY” | 30 Jul 2023 | 01:03:57 | |
A caller wakes up to his best friend and his girlfriend having sex at his place, causing him to wonder if he will be a "lonely gamer boy" forever. Then we revisit the concept of "gooning" - watching several screens of porn at once - with a guy who adopted the lifestyle during the pandemic and is suspicious that he might have an addiction. Finally we transport to the streets of Denmark where we discuss what makes Denmark the happiest place in the world, thoughts on America, and other stuff. Walmart at 3 am was a bad idea. I am a gecko. More Denmark stuff here: https://youtu.be/KrpeAuL-WIA Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I PLAY IN A NUDE VOLLEYBALL LEAGUE” | 26 Jul 2023 | 01:07:01 | |
A professional nude volleyball player tells me all of the ins and outs of what goes on at a nudist resort. No pun intended. Seriously. There’s a lot less sex going on than I thought. Then a caller tells me about his dating life after testicular cancer left him with only one ball. He also goes to the same college I went to and we make a lot of niche references to the various places that people smoke weed on campus. It’s a deep connection. Finally we transport to a park in Amsterdam to talk to a Dutch student filmmaker about messing with tourists, his thoughts on America, and life in general. Sorry. I am a gecko. More Amsterdam street interviews here: https://youtu.be/MZcCDDc4xEA Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I RAN AWAY TO JOIN THE CIRCUS” | 23 Jul 2023 | 00:53:06 | |
A former circus hand has torn feelings about the spontaneous life he used to live and the traditional life he has now at 44. Then I talk to a caller about his corroding relationship with his brother after the death of their father. Lastly we go to the Electric Forest festival in Rothbury Michigan to talk to a woman about talking to people (extremely meta). Electric forest video here: https://youtu.be/Be873Puo9wg Are platypuses real? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| HORROR STORIES FROM CHUCK E. CHEESE | 19 Jul 2023 | 00:55:59 | |
A man tells me his story of going from cleaning piss and shit out of the play tubes of Chuck E. Cheese to having his car stolen at gunpoint by a 14 year old. If you’ve ever considered working with children it’s the episode for you. Then a caller tells me about their relationship with whippets while inhaling a lot of them on the line, and a final caller reflects on his new role as a father. You are all invited to my bar mitzvah. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I’M 57 AND WORKING AT STARBUCKS” | 16 Jul 2023 | 01:12:02 | |
A woman shares her thoughts on being older than most of her co-workers at Starbucks and why she continues working there despite some negative experiences and a pending dream of running a business. Afterwards 2 amateur graffiti artists tell me how they defiled various billboards including one for an adoption agency which I guess is kinda messed up. Lastly we transport to the streets of Glasgow Scotland to have a very open conversation with a man who just left a detox facility. Decorate for Halloween and confuse your neighbors. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I WORK AT AN AUSTRIAN HOMELESS SHELTER" | 15 Sep 2024 | 00:56:50 | |
A caller from Austria talks about life working at a homeless shelter along with his personal dreams and stuff like that. Later a caller makes new friends by running pinball tournaments and a final caller attempts to tell me what New England is. I need to do laundry. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “I AM A DINOSAUR” | 12 Jul 2023 | 00:59:59 | |
One of my favorites in a while - a caller tells me how his mother stealing his identity resulted in him working as a puppeteer at a dinosaur themed amusement park. I promise it only gets deeper. Afterwards a guy at my live show in Portland admits an addiction to sleeping with managers of department stores. He has slanged across Target, DollarTree, PetSmart, and more. Go call an old friend. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| “TALES FROM AN UNDERGROUND SEX DUNGEON” | 09 Jul 2023 | 01:05:44 | |
A church worker calls in as she prepares to go to a BDSM kink party, a caller talks through a prostitute addiction that’s caused trouble in his relationships, and I talk to Elon Musk for 5 seconds. Then later we end with an IRL segment in Lisbon Portugal with two skateboarders who talk about their dreams and their thoughts on America. Don’t stare at strangers. Unless they’re really cool looking. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| DOMINIC FIKE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO | 05 Jul 2023 | 01:15:20 | |
I am joined by musician and actor Dominic Fike to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Dominic is known for his starring role in the show Euphoria, making music, and being a chill guy. We talk to a self-hating musician, a woman getting over a breakup, a guy starting an OnlyFans after getting fired from Target for stealing, a guy who probably died while we were on the phone with him, a woman mending her broken vagina, and more. More Dom stuff here: https://www.youtube.com/@dominicfike Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| BEING A GECKO IN DUBLIN | 02 Jul 2023 | 01:17:21 | |
I visited the sacred land of greenness to talk to people on the streets of Dublin Ireland as a gecko. Those people include a student who just graduated, a doctor to-be, a Irish-American getting in touch with her heritage, a man I go on a date with, the Irish Mark Zuckerberg, an art teacher reflecting on her mean students, a Russian-Irish woman stressed by her family dynamics, and a visual artist preparing for his first exhibition.
Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||