The boys give you their forward and ruck ranks with some mishaps and slip ups along the way... Enjoy Legends!

In the second episode of pre-season, the boys go through their top 70 (or 67 in Dave's case) midfielder rankings. Enjoy Legends!

It was another long weekend of fantasy footy as our premiums continue to disappoint. Will things ever turn around? Get your rundown right here, it's time for the weekend wash-up...

The boys will do well to avoid getting cancelled this week. It's an episode of tumbling ranks and a whole lot of raging, for your listening enjoyment! It's time for the weekend wash-up......

The title says it all. From Longmuir not wanting his players to get the ball, to Clayton Oliver's big week off, we send out our rockets for round 15 in this weekend's wash-up!

When 1800 is a great score, you know it's been a terrible week. We're all in need of a good therapy session, and it's time for the weekend wash-up.....

The easiest of the bye rounds is behind us, and boy were our captains fantastic! It's all ahead on the weekend wash-up...

The byes are here and best 18 is back. How did the boys fare? Find out on this week's episode of the weekend wash-up...

It was moving round this week, unfortunately not everyone was moving in the right direction.... It's time for the weekend wash-up!

Forget rookie roulette, this week was a round of premium roulette. Most of us lost. It's time for the weekend wash-up!

A certain somebody came back to ruin the boys yet again, this time in everybody else's team. A good week for most meant terrible scores for the wash-up, it's time!!

I didn't think it could get any worse than last week..... It did. At least it makes for some good content!!

The boys are back in 2025 and with some pre-season content (nonsense) for you! Jordan has been promoted to the starting lineup after a promising stint as a guest replacement last year as the boys discuss their very early defender rankings and debate any differences. Don't take these as gospel as they will change, enjoy legends!

There was carnage across the board in Round 7, hear how the boys went on as we spray those in need of a rocket. Don't worry, you weren't alone this week... It's time for the weekend wash-up!

Timestamps:

(00:00) - Intro

(07:00) - Scores, winners and losers

(18:00) - Tigers v Dees

(23:00) - Pies v Dons

(28:00) - GWS v Lions

(32:45) - Port v Saints

(43:00) - North v Crows

(50:10) - Cats v Blues

(56:00) - Freo v Dogs

(1:02:15) - Suns v Eagles

(01:06:30) - Hawks v Swans

(01:10:20) - This game sh*ts me

DPPs are here, but that's not what we're here to talk about. We're here to talk about one of the worst individual displays in recent memory! It's a corker this week, it's time for the weekend wash-up!

Matt and David are back again to recap Round 5 through the lens of two grumpy fantasy coaches!

Timestamps:

(00:00) - Intro

(01:30) - Scores, rank, and trade grades

(03:40) - Winner and Loser of the week

(10:20) - Dees v Lions

(14:20) - Dogs v Bombers

(18:30) - GWS v Saints

(25:00) - Blues v Crows

(29:40) - Suns v Hawks

(32:45) - Port v Freo

(35:20) - Cats v North

(40:35) - Eagles v Tigers

(44:05) - This Game Sh*ts Me

(46:00) - Trades

(47:20) - Community vents

Gather round saw us return to our best 22 players on the park, and it really separated the men from the boys. Find out who's who on this episode of the weekend wash-up.

The boys were feeling a little dusty again, but David's score saved the day! Some huge scores highlighted Round 3, of course they just weren't Matt's captain.

Two of the most hungover men in the country recap the weekends games and discuss their tragic fantasy football teams. What's not to like?!

(00:00) Intro

(02:15) Saints v Pies

(05:40) Crows v Cats

(08:15) North v Freo

(14:30) Hawks v Dees

(19:35) Swans v Dons

(22:25) Dogs v Suns

(25:00) Tigers v Port

(27:40) Eagles v Giants

(30:00) This game sh*ts me

(31:10) Scores, ranks and wrapup

We finally had some real fantasy footy to talk about, I'm just now wishing we didn't. A disastrous weekend for some, let's talk about it in the first official episode of the weekend wash-up!

Timestamps:

(00:00) Intro

(03:30) Blues v Tigers

(04:55) Swans v Pies

(09:15) Dons v Hawks

(15:45) GWS v North

(19:00) Suns v Crows

(24:20) Cats v Saints

(28:40) Dees v Bulldogs

(34:25) Power v Eagles

(37:25) Freo v Lions

(41:05) This Game Sh*ts Me

(45:25) Trades

The number one fantasy therapy session has made its way into audio form! Check out Matt and Dave's recap of a bizarre Opening Round with an eye on the real stuff to come next week.

Timestamps:

(00:00) - Intro

(03:30) - Sydney v Melbourne

(14:00) - Brisbane v Carlton

(18:22) - Gold Coast v Richmond

(22:10) - GWS v Collingwood

(27:00) - This game sh*ts me

(29:30) - Team reveals

(37:00) - AFL Crystal Ball

After the boys season concluded in typically shambolic fashion, they go over their team of winners for the year, and perhaps more importantly, the Losers team of 2024. Enjoy the year's final episode of the weekend wash-up...

In a draft matchup for the ages between the boys, Brent Daniels busted out one of the great performances to win draft finals across the country, and potentially shake up the top 100.

Hear about the weekend that was in this week's wash-up!

With two weeks to go in the season, the boys are counting down the days until the pain is over... It's time for the weekend wash-up!

It was another stinker week for the washup as R1 and R2 dominated again!! Hear it all and get your weekend recap on this week's episode now.

It was a huge weekend for fantasy coaches!!! If you owned the two best rucks.... Hear about it all on this week's episode of the weekend wash-up!

I'm joined by a special guest in David's absence as we post a couple of monster scores, but you know that won't stop us complaining on this week's episode of the weekend wash-up!

Matt fights through COVID and you guys fight through listening to his COVID in this week's episode of the weekend wash-up.

The boys sit down to discuss everything fantasy relevant, both good and bad, from the match sims over the past week as we gear up for some real pre-season action!

The boys deliver an early, dusty recap of gather round so far!

That’s another round in the books and you guessed it, it was another sh*t one. It’s time for your weekly fantasy therapy session, it’s time for the weekend wash-up!

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It was a freaky friday type of weekend with our premiums scoring like rookies and our rookies scoring like premiums, unpack all the nonsense in your weekly fantasy therapy session!

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After a dreadful round of fantasy, the boys get together for a Sunday night therapy session that I think we all needed! Enjoy.

Laughs, tears, meltdowns, cat noises and a massive washing machine. This post Round 1 therapy session had it all. It's a long one, so this session may need a few commutes to get through! It's rant time...

Timestamps:

(0:00-5:00) Weekend talking points.

(5:00-14:30) Scores + Loser of the week.

(14:30-22:40) Richmond v Carlton.

(22:40-32:10) Hawthorn v Essendon.

(32:10-41:30) Geelong v Fremantle.

(41:30-48:15) Sydney v Brisbane.

(48:15-55:45) Bulldogs v North Melbourne.

(55:45-1:00:30) Collingwood v Port Adelaide.

(1:00:30-1:08:20) Adelaide v St Kilda.

(1:08:20-1:17:40) Melbourne v GWS.

(1:17:40-1:23:00) Eagles v Suns.

(1:23:00-1:27:00) This game sh*ts me.

(1:27:00-1:29:00) Trades.

(1:29:00-1:35:30) Listener rants.

The boys sit down for their final episode of the pre-season with everything you need to know in the lead up to first lockout, plus some fantasy and footy crystal balls!

Pre-season is finally in the books, so the boys sit down to discuss all the takeaways ahead of the real games starting this week.

It was a great week to have a bad team, as plenty of top end premiums let down their coaches horrendously. Tune in for a much needed vent session with a few laughs along the way!

Dave is on fire and Matt... Well listen to the podcast to find out. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out how his week went!

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If ever there was a week to host a fantasy therapy session, it's this one! What a disaster.

A wise man once said that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Just wait until you hear what went down this weekend, this is a podcast worth tuning in for.

It’s time for a MUCH needed fantasy therapy session, it’s time for the weekend wash-up!

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It was a horror show from the boys this week, which just makes for great content! At least we have our big boy rucks back... It's time for the weekend wash-up!

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That’s another round of fantasy in the books and it’s safe to say I am completely over it. But some coaches are firing up so I’ll do it for you guys. It’s time for your weekly fantasy therapy session, it’s time for the weekend wash-up.⁠

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3 bye rounds down, 2 to go, and I’m just sitting here wondering what the hell I needed to score to get par! It’s time for your weekly fantasy therapy session, it’s time for the weekend wash-up!

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I thought this was supposed to be the easiest bye round?! I know some coaches are in need of a good therapy session and that’s what we’re here for, it’s time for the weekend wash-up!

Intro + scores - 0:00-4:30

Grade my trade - 4:30-10:00

Winners & losers - 10:00-18:15

Dogs v Hawks - 18:15-25:45

Adelaide v Brisbane - 25:45-32:45

Richmond v Sydney - 32:45-40:15

Geelong v Suns - 40:15-47:10

GWS v Port - 47:10-56:10

North v Eagles - 56:10-1:05:30

Carlton v Essendon -1:05:30-1:19:30

Dees v Pies - 1:19:30-1:25:00

This game sh*ts me - 1:25:00-1:28:30

Outro - 1:28:30-1:35:20

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The bye rounds are here, and all I can say is thank the lord for best 18s… That is if you had more than 18. It’s time for your weekly fantasy therapy session, it’s time for the weekend wash-up.

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There’s just one week of byes left and I’d say I can’t wait for it to be over, but I’ll miss this best 18 lifelines and the 3 trades per week! I bloody need all the help I can get. It’s time for your weekly fantasy therapy session, it’s time for the weekend wash-up!

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The bye rounds are over and I’d say thank god for that, but where have my three trades gone?! It’s time for your weekly fantasy therapy session, it’s time for the weekend wash-up!

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I think we all need to come together as a community here… Because what just unfolded over the weekend will scar many for years to come. Why do we play this game? I’m actually not sure, but in the darkest fantasy hours we just have to find a way to have a laugh. And get some things off our chests... Strap yourselves in, it’s time for your weekly fantasy therapy session, IT’S TIME FOR THE WEEKEND WASH-UP.

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Somebody needs to let our players know we aren’t dropping off scores anymore, that simply wasn’t good enough. It’s time for your weekly fantasy therapy session, it’s time for the weekend wash-up!

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The game is finally open and the weekend wash-up is back for 2026...

This intro episode is just a taster of what we have to come in our biggest pre-season yet, now get to making those early drafts!

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