A break from the usual Oldhammer programming for a piece of short fiction from the Turnip 28 universe by Black Library author Josh Reynolds.

Its not Oldhammer, but you could argue it has Oldhammer....roots.

We celebrate two years of the podcast with some micro fiction from the back of miniatures boxes...

For our special Christmas episode this year we are reading the entirety of the source book Waaagh da Orks ( sometimes described as Waaagh the Orks or just Waaagh Orks) Released in 1990 it was a unique work of pure background on the orkish race in the Rogue Trader era, featuring no game rules at all and establishing many of the concepts that are part of the background for orks until today.

It was later accompanied by two more books, Ere We Go and Freebooterz that provided rules and army lists for the orks, meaning that they had an incredible amount of rules and background compared to the next army, all of whom essentially had their army lists in White Dwarf articles.

I have edited out some bits of the book that are dependent on art or models, but this is essentially the whole thing. It's my longest reading as a result. Sorry.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

In this story from an anthology that was never published, a young Vukotich and his mentor encounter goblins in the woods and make a deal with a strange wizard.

Freedom in an owned universe article : https://pariedolia.weebly.com/nimh/oldhammer-lit-101

Awesome Lies on colour magic:

https://awesomeliesblog.wordpress.com/2023/10/29/the-colours-of-magic/

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Chain gangs, chaos and conspiracy with Genevieve and Vukotich.

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Orfeo faces greater dangers in the tunnels beneath Zaragoz and must also survive the Night of Masks.

Orfeo gets further into the web of intrigue and a lot more trouble.

Updated- 15/10 18:00 to actually edit a bit I failed to edit.

A storyteller captured in Araby tells the story of a strange duchy of Estalia.

The opening night is getting closer and so is something very nasty indeed.

Updated 17:00 17/9 to deal with a few audio issues and also having accidentally edited out 15 seconds that feature a vital plot point! No one can say this is a truly professional outfit.

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The play of Oswald's defeat of Drachenfels is underway, but the plot thickens...

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Updated episode 11.19 pm sept 2nd

We embark upon an adventure to defeat the Great Enchanter and, 25 years later, find a genius in much reduced circumstances.

The first in the serialisation of Jack Yeovil's most famous Warhammer novels.

Updated: at 21:26 August 20th to remove the wind sound that crept mysteriously into the recording.

A series of readings from short 40K fiction appearing in WD 106-131

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Check out Jordan Sorcery on GW Books: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtLvM2wCa9w

Its the novelisation of the game play of Realm of Chaos and it absolutely slaps.

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Awesome Lies link to Realm of Chaos 3: https://awesomeliesblog.wordpress.com/2021/04/22/lost-warhammer-realm-of-chaos-iii/

An assassin is sent on a mission that will requires some changes to her ability to change.

Roll Up! Roll Up! It's another weirdly bad story in a sort of generic fantasy setting from the Wolf Riders anthology!

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An Inquisitor and his retinue investigate a planet and begin to ask questions about who they can trust.

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Being in love with a wizard turns out to not be a simple as it seems.

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Hiveworld Imperial Guard at war in the jungle.

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EPISODE UPATED 13:00 May 20th because of weird thing with editing.

And updated again 24/5 to get rid of weird break the first edit casued

She was only a glass makers daughter....

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A visit to the Eye of Terror and a visit to Terra.

(Some of this episode is in stereo, so you might want both earphones in.)

In pursuit of a drug dealer across the old world. 

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Some people come to Wurtbad, are they up to no good? Yes, yes they are. Clearly....Join me in a reading and analysis of what is possibly the worst story in all of the short fiction collections we are covering. 

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Out searching the northern woods with Jack Yeovil.

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All of the longer fiction pieces from Realm of Chaos: The Lost and the Damned

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An Adventure in the Book Trade of Middenheim

Our first trip away from the Warhammer world and into space.

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https://www.polygon.com/23414657/warhammer-40k-anti-fascism-space-marines-capitalism-leagues-of-votann-hate

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The origins of the Hydra are revealed.

UPDATED- to remove the bits where I failed to edit out the sound i make to remind me to edit something out. I was very tired doing the commentary at the end.

Off the the Border Princes with Gotrek and Felix

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The first of our Gotrek & Felix explorations

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Ooh, Oh, How Far North Can You Go?

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A Mystery in Bretonnia.

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Marienburg Noir and the art of Pastiche... Humphrey Bogart is a halfling.

Medicine and Mutation in Middenheim.

Its Jack Yeovil time....Not Drachenfels, but a Drachenfels vignette. 

Welcome to Episode 1- To kick off our exploration of the world of late 80s warhammer fiction we are looking at zombie vs viking revenge tale The Reavers and the Dead.

Inquisitor Draco discovers something disturbing on the planet of Stalinvast.

Konrad ventures north and his first adventure comes to a violent conclusion.

Konrad's village has a bad time, then Konrad has a bad time, but finds a mentor and receives a history lesson.

A poor boy who has never left his village sees a beastman and so starts an adventure.

Brian Craig takes us off to another obscure part of the old world where chaos is at work.