The creators of The Offensive are back with Season Two of their groundbreaking audio drama, BOOM.

The first two episodes are out now, with new episodes released every Monday. 

Search 'BOOM' in your podcast app and subscribe. And if you want to get the whole series straightaway, for the first time ever you can purchase all six episodes ad-free for £6.99 with Acast+ here.

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Behind the scenes for The Offensive finale.

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Ashwood City clash with the local council over who's to blame for the collapse of the iBET stand. Meanwhile, Club Chairman Sir Patrick Nolan makes a momentous call on the club's future. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Matthew Malthouse as Tom Beattie

Darcey Ferguson as Leanne Potter

Natalie Green as Elaine Wright

Additional Voices:

Adam Jarrell

Joel Emery

Vanessa Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.

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Ashwood City take on Leeds United in the first league meeting between the two since 2004. Chief Executive Patrick Nolan has had to make slight adjustments to Dartley Park, in order to welcome the Premier League newcomers. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate  

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

John Brannoch as Colin Walsh

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Additional Voices

Joel Emery

Lynnette Shaw

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell 

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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Fresh from the International Break as well as the possibility of 'Project Big Picture', Patrick Nolan embarks on his own project as he attempts to put the final nail in the coffin of the Ashwood City Youth Academy, albeit with a little help from some friends in low places. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate  

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Additional Voices

Joel Emery

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell 

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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Following the decision to publish false positive COVID-19 test results for Kieran Broom and Kyle Francis-Clarke ahead of England duty; Chief Executive Patrick Nolan is now dealing with the fallout. Determined to get his fixture pile-up resolved, Patrick reaches out to an old ally of the club in an effort to force the hand of the football powers-that-be.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate  

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Rachel Teate as Dame Georgina Pitt

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Additional Voices

Joel Emery

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell 

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

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For matchweek three of the Premier League; Ashwood City take their perfect record to Craven Cottage. Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall and Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan, however, have other social commitments.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.  

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Following a bright start to the league campaign, Ashwood City now face Portsmouth in the second round of the Carabao Cup. Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall is charged with the task of securing an ambitious feeder club for Ashwood City. Patrick and Jess however are distracted by the latest new recruit...

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

John Brannoch as Colin Walsh  

Additional Voices

Joel Emery

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

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Premier League football returns as Ashwood City take on Crystal Palace in Matchweek 1 of the new season. With COVID-19 restrictions in place; Dartley Park remains closed to the fans. Chief Executive Patrick Nolan's endeavours to increase matchday revenue for the club lead him to a fan engagement initiative using cardboard cutout selfies to attend the fixture.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

John Brannoch as Colin Walsh  

Rachel Teate as Karen

Lucinda Shaw as Christine Williams

Matt Jansen as himself

Additional Voices

Joel Emery

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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It's the Semi-Final of the Europa League. Ashwood City take on FC Internazionale as the isolated tournament in Germany moves ever-closer to its climax. Once again, however, the mood in the camp is delicately poised to see the loan saga of Christian Akuffo resolved.

Adam Jarrell as Kieran Broom

Esmonde Cole as Kyle Francis Clark

Acushla-Tara Cupe as Dr Rachel Webber

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Isi Adeola as Christian Akuffo 

David Letemple Leroy as Antoine

Additional voices

Joel Emery

Casting Director:

Kirsty Gillmore

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery 

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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Ashwood's first leg in the round of 16 ended 1-0 to Ashwood in Wolfsburg back in March. Now, along with fellow UEFA Europa League competitors, they find themselves vying for a place in the Quarter Final held in Germany under strict quarantine conditions. 

Adam Jarrell as Kieran Broom

Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber

Esmonde Cole as Kyle Francis-Clarke

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Additional Voices:

Joel Emery

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell 

Episode written by:

Joel Emery 

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell 

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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Premier League survival hangs in the balance as Ashwood City take on Manchester United in the final game of the season.  

The Offensive will return at the start of the 2020/2021 season. Thank you for your continued support. Visit ashwoodcity.com and patreon.com/ashwoodcity for more. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison 

Esmonde Cole as Kyle Francis-Clarke

Lance Fuller as Dwight Hayes

Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber

Peter Drury as Himself

Additional Voices:

Joel Emery

Ant McGinley

Owen Maers

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery 

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell and Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

"Gravitated" by Edgar Hopp

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It's the final week of the season, and the battle for Premier League survival hits boiling point as Ashwood City travel to Villa Park. Can The Superwhites continue their run of good form under Interim Head Coach Matt Jansen in their penultimate game of the season? 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison 

Lance Fuller as Dwight Hayes

Additional Voices:

Jo Price

Joel Emery

Lucinda Shaw

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery 

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell and Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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Ashwood City Football Club are hit by the news that the fabled iBET Stand has collapsed. The club hierarchy and local council clash over who's to blame. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Joel Emery as Dan Watson

Additional Voices:

Thomas Mitchells

Natalie Green

Nalan Burgess

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.

Listener discretion is advised.

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Ashwood City travel to Goodison Park to take on Everton in one of the final games of the season. Off the pitch, however, things turn sour as Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall is forced to vacate his seat, due to the ongoing issues with Rob Jefferson. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Additional Voices:

Joel Emery

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell 

Episode written by:

Joel Emery 

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell 

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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Ashwood City take on Tottenham Hotspur under new Interim Head Coach Matt Jansen. Meanwhile, Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan and Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall explore their options for life in The Championship without in-form prospect Kyle Francis-Clarke.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Esmonde Cole as KFC

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

Additional Voices:

Joel Emery

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery 

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell and Joel Emery 

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

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The first match of the season in the post-Van Smit era sees fellow Premier League strugglers West Ham United visit Dartley Park. Will the 'New Manager Bounce' materialise and allow Ashwood City to gain three valuable points?

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Joel Emery as Dan Watson

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Rhys Tees as Rob Jefferson

Lucinda Shaw as Christine Williams

Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger

Lance Fuller as Dwight Hayes

Matt Jansen as Himself

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery 

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell and Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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Following an away defeat to Brighton and Hove Albion, the Ashwood hierarchy put the wheels into motion to try and turn the club's fortunes around. Negotiations with former coach Dan Watson however, hit a bit of a roadblock in the form of new representation for the fan-favourite. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Joel Emery as Dan Watson

Allon Sylvain as Eric Van Smit

Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger

Rhys Tees as Rob Jefferson 

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell 

Episode written by:

Joel Emery 

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell and Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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As the deal to bring home 'The Prodigal Son' Dan Watson edges closer, Patrick Nolan is A.W.O.L from the club offices. Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall leads the chase to find the missing Chief Executive.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Lucinda Shaw as Christine Williams

Allon Sylvain as Eric Van Smit

Lucy-Jane Quinlan as Grace Roberts-Dean

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell and Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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Ashwood take on Manchester City at the Etihad Stadium, with an already irritated Patrick Nolan arranging the travel to the game for his fellow board-members; Head of Communications Jess Tate and Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Lance Fuller as Dwight Hayes

Additional Voices:

Joel Emery

Nalan Burgess

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.

Listener discretion is advised.

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The Premier League has returned, as Ashwood City host Arsenal. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger

Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber

Allon Sylvain as Eric Van Smit

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Joel Emery as Dan Watson

With thanks to

Jon Champion

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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Something is stirring in the night...

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

Additional voices

Lucinda Shaw

Joel Emery

With thanks to

Jon Champion

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

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In a time of unprecedented government support for businesses, Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan has taken the opportunity to make the most of the tax-payer funded assistance.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Lucinda Shaw as Christine Williams

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Additional voices

Luke Moore

Lynne Shaw

Joel Emery

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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As a nationwide lockdown looms; Patrick, Woody and Jess make a final social outing in attending the birthday party of Arsenal Head Coach Mikel Arteta.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Lance Fuller as Dwight Hayes

With thanks to

The Price of Football Podcast

Kevin Day

Kieran Maguire

Guy Kilty

Directed by:

Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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As the football world reacts to the BBC's treatment of Gary Lineker, Ashwood City have a social media issue of their own

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Joel Emery as Dan Watson

Luke Stevenson as Gareth McAskill

Additional Voices:

Joel Emery

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.

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Football is at a standstill and in an effort to gain some positive online traction; Ashwood City have released a fundraising anthem during Sport Relief mistaking it for Red Nose Day. It's up to Jess Tate to handle the fallout from the controversial song.

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

Additional voices

Lucinda Shaw

Joel Emery

Directed by:

Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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Flying high off the back of a 1-0 win in Wolfsburg in the Europa League Round of 16; the Ashwood City players are taking measures to ensure they avoid being affected by the Coronavirus outbreak.

Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger

Adam Jarrell as Kieran Broom

Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber

Allon Sylvain as Eric van Smit

Directed by:

Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.

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As the authorities prepare their case against Patrick Nolan, old connections provide an opportunity to hinder the prosecution. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Rhys Tees as Rob Jefferson

Additional voices

Nalan Burgess

Joel Emery

Directed by:

Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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Ashwood City set their sights on Norwich and all three points as 19th in the Premier League take on 20th at Carrow Road. Woody however has bumped into an old colleague that could turn the fortunes of the club.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Joel Emery as Dan Watson

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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Ashwood City are in Basel, Switzerland for the second leg of their Europa League Round of 32 tie. In addition to already trailing 1-0 on aggregate, the side now have to deal with club captain Kieran Broom walking out on the team prior to kick-off.

Allon Sylvain as Eric van Smit

Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber

Adam Jarrell as Kieran Broom

Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Additional Voices:

Nalan Burgess

Joel Emery

Casting Director:

Kirsty Gillmore

Directed by:

Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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UEFA have been in touch with Ashwood City to confirm the use of Patrick Nolan in the promotional media for their latest campaign. The Chief-Executive however... has a few tweaks. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Directed by:

Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

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The Europa League returns as Ashwood City face FC Basel at home in the first leg of the Round of 32 tie. Tensions from the previous week have got unresolved as Kieran and Christian's relationship deteriorates further causing Dwight Hayes to step in.

Lance Fuller as Dwight Hayes

Allon Sylvain as Eric van Smit

Adam Jarrell as Kieran Broom

Esmonde Cole as KFC

Isi Adeola as Christian Akuffo

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Casting Director:

Kirsty Gillmore

Directed by:

Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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With yet another Premier League defeat, this time at the hands of Leicester City, Ashwood find themselves in turmoil as on-the-field pressure breeds contempt on the training ground.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger

Lance Fuller as Dwight Hayes

Nalan Burgess as Natasha Harley

Additional voices

Thomas Mitchells

Casting Director:

Kirsty Gillmore

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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Ashwood City are without a fixture and in an effort to fully embrace the Premier League winter break, the ownership have taken the team and staff to Florida for an extensive training camp to save their season. Patrick on the other hand is working on his own brand to save not just his season, but his reputation.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Nalan Burgess as Natasha Harley

Additional voices

Vanessa Emery

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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With the close of the transfer window, Ashwood City's attention returns to the Premier League and the visit of relegation rivals AFC Bournemouth. Patrick Nolan's attention, however, is focused on how to undo a personal faux pas. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Isi Adeola as Christian Akuffo

Additional Voices:

Joel Emery

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Casting Director:

Kirsty Gillmore

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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Stuck in traffic after the second leg of The Champions Fixture against PSG; Ashwood City Chief Executive Jess Tate questions Chairman Sir Patrick Nolan about rumours surrounding the future of the football club.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan 

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Additional Voices:

Joel Emery

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.

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Ashwood City are moments away from getting the Christian Akuffo deal over the line from Napoli. The new signing however has a difficult first demand upon his arrival at the club.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Lance Fuller as Dwight Hayes

Isi Adeola as Christian Akuffo

Rhys Tees as Rob Jefferson

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Lucinda Shaw as Christine

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Casting Director:

Kirsty Gillmore

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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Struggling Ashwood City have travelled to Molineux to face Wolverhampton Wanderers. Joining the Ashwood City hierarchy is Anaheim Sports Group's latest addition, Operations Director; Dwight Hayes. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Lance Fuller as Dwight Hayes

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

Additional voices

Jonny Blain

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Casting Director:

Kirsty Gillmore

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

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The Premier League returns after a brief FA Cup interlude. For Ashwood City preparations for the visit of Crystal Palace have been disrupted by the disgruntled 'Wayne'.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Additional voices

Lucinda Shaw

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

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Following a brutal festive period in the league for Ashwood City, it's finally cause for celebration as Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan is to receive an MBE. A celebratory party is arranged in a rare weekend without Premier League action.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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It's Christmas Eve and the Ashwood City hierarchy are spending it in Los Angeles. For Patrick Nolan, it's a chance to solidify his masterplan, whilst Jess and Woody are tasked with retrieving the player on top of the club's christmas list - Joshua Nakatomi. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Rhys Tees as Hutch Lewis

Additional voices

John Brannoch

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell 

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

The Offensive will return 06/01/2020 with a special F.A Cup Episode. 

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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The bail is set for Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan's release as his cooperation with the investigation ensures a problematic scenario for Anaheim Sports Group owner Hutch Lewis; whose trust in Patrick is coming back to haunt him.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Rhys Tees as Hutch Lewis

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Additional voices

Lucinda Shaw

Vanessa Emery

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

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It's the final game of the Europa League Group Stage and Ashwood City face Qarabag at home. In the lead up to kick off, the club hierarchy have arranged to shoot an advert.

Adam Jarrell as Chris Well

Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber

Allon Sylvain as Eric van Smit

Adam Jarrell as Kieran Broom

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

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A midweek Premier League clash with Everton is followed closely by Bournemouth away at the weekend. Chief Executive Patrick Nolan, however, is going to be absent from the visit to the South Coast as he is drawn back to Saudi Arabia at short notice. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Rhys Tees as Hutch Lewis

Additional voices

Nalan Burgess

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery and Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

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Ashwood return to Premier League action at Old Trafford. Sharing a car journey together en route to the game, Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan discovers that Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall has been hatching a plan.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

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It's Thursday night football yet again and Ashwood City are up against Rangers in Glasgow as their penultimate Europa League fixture sees them look to recover from their 4-0 defeat to Roma and their 3-0 domestic defeat to Leicester City. Last time out, Rangers boss Steven Gerrard neglected to shake Eric's hand, this time out Eric is looking to return the snub.

Thomas Mitchells as William van Ginkel

Nalan Burgess as Natasha Hardy

Allon Sylvain as Eric van Smit

Esmonde Cole as KFC

Adam Jarrell as Chris Well

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

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Ashwood City Chief Executive Jess Tate spends her 'day off' visiting both her doctor and an old acquaintance, who may know more about the future of the club than Jess does.

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Joel Emery as Dan Watson

Lauren Ingram as Fiona Weed

Additional Voices:

Joel Emery

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.

Listener discretion is advised.

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Ashwood City are concluding a brief warm weather training session in Saudi Arabia ahead of the next Premier League matchweek. With a player revolt behind them; Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan and Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall are looking for the remaining conspirators.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

Nalan Burgess as Claudia Seymour

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

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The Ashwood City hierarchy enter contract talks with former club captain Kieran Broom. After scoring the winner at the weekend away to Newcastle United, the Midfielder believes he holds all the aces as he attempts to orchestrate a potential return of the prodigal son, Dan Watson. Chief Executive Patrick Nolan on the other hand, has different ideas. 

* The Offensive will return on 24.11.19, after the International Break 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Rhys Tees as Rob Jefferson

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

Joel Emery as Dan Watson

Additional Voices:

Acushla-Tara Kupe

Lynnette Shaw

John Brannoch

Lucinda Shaw

Thomas Mitchells

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

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An emphatic home defeat to Manchester City has prompted an emergency Monday morning training session ahead of the Europa League home game v Roma... But a few senior players have other plans. 

Allon Sylvain as Eric van Smit

Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger

Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Rhys Tees as Rob Jefferson

Adam Jarrell as Kieran Broom

Joel Emery as Dan Watson

Directed by:

Joel Emery & Paul Waggott

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery 

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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