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Sunil Patel turns up to be offered a Scotch Prize Ball (Regency Innovation TM), asked repeatedly about working for Natwest, and finds out from an AI bot that his dad ran a pub, prompting a full on-air correction.

Harry sits down with crime historian Dr Angela Buckley for this week's themed deep-dive, Victorian Crime, and somebody nearly wins a round of Name the Celebrity Seed.

0:17 The Mechanically Reclaimed Meat Society (MRSA)

1:03 Introducing Scotch Prize Balls

4:01 Offering Sunil a Scotch Prize Ball

4:52 "Have We Met Before?"

5:05 The Radio Show About Living Forever

5:26 The Man Who Freezes Bodies

6:01 £130k for Full-Body Cryonics

6:38 Who Makes This Set?

7:14 How Cryonic Freezing Actually Works

7:55 "I'm Going to Say Scam"

8:07 Paying for Your Own Cryonics with Life Insurance

9:20 Is There a Halfway House for Frozen Guys?

9:25 Middle-Aged Men Freezing Their Dead Mothers

10:11 How Sunil Feels About AI

11:26 Mistaken for a Fred West Advert

11:49 Nationwide or NatWest?

13:01 Sarah's AI Biography Begins

14:57 "Not Much Clear Information About Me Online"

15:04 The University of Kent Honorary Doctorate

16:02 How He Drifted Into Stand-Up

17:28 Sarah's Grudge Against Charles the Robot

19:13 "Best Actor in That Nationwide Advert"

20:51 The Crypto Podcast and the 12-Year-Old NFT Millionaire

21:37 Pitching HasBucks: A New Cryptocurrency

22:24 What's Next for Sunil Patel

22:49 Starting Out on Radio 4's Weekending

23:43 The Trousers-Falling-Down Pitch Meeting

24:19 The Beans-Down-the-Pants Comedian

25:39 Twix Drop

26:04 Ad Break: Scotch Prize Balls (Full Advert)

27:18 Theme of the Week: Victorian Crime with Dr Angela Buckley

28:22 What Actually Was Victorian Crime?

29:34 Buzzers, Snow Dippers and Victorian Thief Slang

30:16 Crimes Against Property vs Crimes Against People

30:56 Policing Before the Police: The Bow Street Runners

31:44 Punishments: Capital Crimes, Fines and Transportation

32:17 Detectives in Disguise

33:24 Modern Pickpocketing (and Phone Theft)

34:17 Jack the Ripper

35:16 Why the Press Made Him a Legend

37:03 The Royal Family Conspiracy Theory

38:00 The Victorian Crime Hotbeds

38:37 Murdered in Your Own Bed

39:51 The Victorian Version of a Phone Scam

40:06 Prison Treadmills

40:54 Why Transportation to Australia Ended

43:20 Where to Find Dr Angela Buckley's Work

44:16 How Victorian Detectives Actually Solved Crimes

47:22 "Criminals Always Return to the Scene"

47:54 Are Criminals Getting Better?

48:24 Name the Celebrity Seed

52:31 Gary's Joke Corner

54:15 Butterfly In Blue Jeans

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Sara Pascoe turns up for old times' sake, gets grilled by not one but two Sarah's, pitches a Thursday Murder Club rival called The Wednesday Hospice Pickpocket Club, and has her own historic bankruptcy read out live on air by an AI bot with a long memory and no filter. We welcome Queensmith CEO Brett Afshar for this week's theme, Diamonds, and somebody ends up wearing a £185,000 ring.

0:17 Going Through My Dead Nan's Handbag

2:19 The Locket

2:45 Enter Sarah Pascoe

3:12 Licky

3:36 Catching Up: "Long Time No See"

3:50 The YFCs and the Boadicea Chariot Comedy Analogy

7:03 The Weirdos Book Club

7:13 Flight from Death Row and the Withered Twin Theory

8:38 Comedians Training Their Dogs

8:58 Amanda Lamb, Shepherd

9:49 Sarah's Verdict on AI

10:20 The U2 Album Everyone Hated

11:49 The Houseboat on the Strait of Hormuz

12:14 Turning Down Riyadh and Dubai

13:16 Enter the Other Sarah (the AI Bot)

16:02 You Must Be Joking and The Tomorrow People

18:38 The Belt That Made His Trousers Fall Down

19:16 Meeting Cariad Lloyd at University

20:11 The Wisest Thing Anyone's Said About Podcasts

24:19 The Participation Song

25:11 Would I Lie to You and the Lee Mack Rule

26:09 The QI Fee and the BBC Tartan

26:57 Hosting Have I Got News for You (and the Glue Prank)

28:31 Last One Laughing and the Case for Bob Mortimer

30:24 Should Roisin Be Allowed in the Room?

32:04 A Cigar and Her First-Ever Stand-Up Gig

33:07 Interrupted by a Deliveroo (For Greg Wallace)

41:44 Twix Drop (Possibly Poisoned)

42:20 Why AI Should Run on Sewage

44:16 Sacked from The Great British Sewing Bee

46:14 The Thursday Murder Club and the Hospice Pickpocket Pitch

50:50 Medievaloo

52:48 Theme of the Week: Diamonds with Brett Afshar

53:23 What Actually Is a Diamond?

54:34 How Diamonds Reach the Surface

55:36 The History of the Diamond Engagement Ring

56:43 Where in the World Diamonds Are Mined

58:47 How You Cut a Diamond With a Diamond

59:26 The Largest Diamond Ever Found

1:00:33 What Makes a Diamond Valuable

1:01:37 Carats, Explained

1:04:38 Trying On a £185,000 Ring

1:06:53 Blood Diamonds and Diamond Ethics

1:08:06 Lab-Grown Diamonds

1:11:30 Harry's Joke Corner

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Matt Baker - TV royalty, now knee-deep in mud - turns up straight off the train from Durham and gets sniffed out and confesses to the Great Nuremberg Pork Allergy Incident.

We're joined by underwater archaeologist Dr Peter Campbell for this week's themed deep-dive, Sunken Cities, and Matt is put through a bruising round of What Is the Velcro Singing?

1:20 Unfinished Business

3:29 Enter Matt Baker, Show Mascot

3:52 The Swiss Army Taser

5:02 Max the Cab Driver's Horse-and-Cart Trivia

8:22 Sarah the AI Bot Profiles Matt Baker

11:12 Gymnastics, Ballet

12:13 Attempting the Crab (Slipped Disc Warning)

14:08 Blue Peter, Meg the Sheepdog and the "Stolen" Dog

16:46 The Nuremberg Donkey and the Pork Allergy Origin Story

18:59 Every Blue Peter Presenter Ever

19:53 Countryfile, The One Show and "How Do You Sleep?"

20:45 Banned for Throwing Bread: One Show Memories

23:30 Casting Mary Berry as a Co-Host

25:01 Celebrity Showjumping for Sport Relief

26:03 Gary's Advert: The EPOK Pen for Pork Allergies

27:57 Theme of the Week: Sunken Cities with Dr Peter Campbell

29:11 What Actually Is a Sunken City?

33:01 Debunking Atlantis

34:38 Mapping the Nile, the Tiber and the Thames

36:17 Sonar Scanning the Riverbed

39:03 Where to Go: Baia, Italy

40:37 What Is the Velcro Singing?

43:34 Matt's New Caravan Pet Podcast

46:09 Gary's Joke Corner

48:46 Goodnight from The Harry Hill Show

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In the final episode before our summer break, we're joined by Bob Mortimer's co-host, comedy royalty, Paul Whitehouse.

Paul who gets sniffed, interrogated, and thoroughly background-checked by a passive-aggressive AI bot with opinions about Rick Stein—alongside Bat Conservation Trust director Joe Nuñez-Miño for an hour of sketch-show mega-nostalgia, dodgy fishing anecdotes, and enough vampire bat trivia to ruin Halloween forever.

If you've ever wanted to hear a bat expert calmly explain that echolocation is actually a bat's expensive last resort behind perfectly good eyesight, or witness Harry's own AI son get tased with a homemade "Swiss Army taser" made from a nine-volt battery before the theme tune's even finished, listen up.

00:01 – Steve Bartlett's Diary of a CEO

02:47 – Licky Learns the Hard Way What a Taser Tastes Like

03:08 – Welcoming Paul Whitehouse

04:06 – Retirement Pods, Coffins, and the Case for Downsizing Into the Garden

06:04 – A Solemn Tribute to Ted, the Gone Fishing Dog Who Never Cared About Anyone

07:43 – A Heron Impression Decades in the Making, Featuring Isaac Walton

09:08 – Salmon Spearing, Feargal Sharkey, and a Rare Moment of Actual Politics

10:11 – Sarah the AI Bot

11:34 – Harry's Boyhood Fishing Career: Zero Fish, Infinite Trauma

12:22 – Sarah Reveals Paul's Dad Worked for the Coal Board and His Mum Sang Opera, Somehow Producing Paul

13:11 – Les Dennis Gets Decked by Bob Mortimer in a White-Collar Boxing Ring

14:22 – Paul's Mum Left School at Fourteen, Which Somehow Leads to a Welsh Choir Tangent

15:19 – Paul's Mum's Voice Turns Up on a Gone Fishing Recording and Everyone Loses It Slightly

16:33 – Harry Enfield Plays Harry Hill With a Bald Cap and Weaponised Tear Ducts

18:36 – Peter Fincham's Terrible Beatles-and-Stones Covers Band Staring Down Gary Barlow

20:19 – Sarah Digs Up a Punk Band Called The Right Hand Lovers

21:26 – Paul Firmly Denies Ever Squatting, Actually Worked for Enfield Council

22:34 – Five Years as a Plasterer, Which He Genuinely Enjoyed

23:44 – Paul Goes Mute for Five Weeks at School, Returns Speaking Full Mockney

24:59 – Sarah Wraps Up With The Fast Show, Gone Fishing, and Playing Argus Filch

28:39 – Turning Down a Twix on Account of Type 2 Diabetes

29:45 – Defending The Fast Show's Famously Rubbish Title

30:18 – A Clause 28 Joke Delivered Entirely in Character as Loadsamoney

31:19 – Pitching Cartoons to the BBC and Mourning the Death of Sketch Comedy

32:51 – Johnny Vegas Texts Paul About a Whiskey Galore Remake and a Sketch Called Heroin Galore

33:39 – Why Broadcasters Will Fund Any Drama But Basically No Sketch Show

34:44 – A Fake Telethon Called Charity Innovatathon Featuring Trevor McDonald and a Liz Truss Coin Collection

37:40 – Theme of the Week: Bats, With Actual Expert Joe Nunes-Mino

39:04 – What Is a Bat, Actually? 1,500 Species and Counting

39:43 – The UK Has 18 Bat Species, One of Which Is Just Three Individuals Who Might Not Even Live Here

40:32 – Dracula Jokes, and a Firm Reminder That Spiders Are Not Insects

42:18 – Bat Sex Explained: Stored Sperm All Winter, Then an October Decision

43:08 – Maternity Roosts Operate a Strict No-Males Policy

44:02 – Horseshoe Bats Give Birth Upside Down and Catch the Baby Themselves

44:40 – Bats Apparently Need Flying Lessons Too, Courtesy of the UK's Bat Carer Network

45:51 – Myth Busted: Bats Can See Perfectly Well and Echolocation Is Just Expensive Shouting

47:54 – No, Bats Do Not Make Good Pets, Cue the Inevitable Vampire Bat Questions

48:19 – Vampire Bats Snack on Cattle Hooves and, Apparently, Sea Lions

49:14 – Some Bats Live to 41, Which Is Longer Than Most Marriages on This Podcast

50:24 – All UK Bats Are Protected By Law, So Please Stop Trying to Eat Them

52:14 – The National Bat Helpline 54:48 – Gary's Joke Corner

57:00 – Butterfly in Blue Jeans

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In this week’s episode of the Podscarf, we welcome legendary music producer Rick Rubin—who accidentally ruins our viewer retention stats before getting violently dragged off set—alongside Radio 1 DJ Melvin Odoom and Southwark Borough Fire Commander Daniel Capon for an hour of pure, unadulterated legacy media chat and safety protocols. If you've ever wanted to hear a group commander explain why you should never, under any circumstances, throw a bucket of water on a kitchen oil fire, or witness an adult man explain a legendary schoolyard Desmond’s impression that culminates in a smelly finger, listen up. -00:04 – Rick Rubin's Creative Process01:37 – Analyzing the Podscarf Stats: The Sudden Rick Rubin Retraction Dip02:27 – The Irish vs. Ghanaian Apostrophe Scandal with Melvin Odoom02:49 – Radio 1 Live Lounge Lore: Chilling out with an Enigmatic Harry Styles03:54 – Cantaloupe Melon Sugar: Harry Admits He Is Way Too Old for Current Music04:44 – Licky the Mascot Debuts an Elaborate Swiss Army Taser Dance05:58 – Selling Nine-Volt Batteries and Homemade Shock Equipment for £2006:31 – Misidentifying Greg Wallace and Stalking the Aisles of Home Bargains07:27 – Buying Eight-Foot Teddy Bears and Massive Boxes of Chewing Gum08:03 – CDJs vs. Vinyl: Embracing the Technical Demise of Creative Revenue09:29 – Sarah the AI Bot Offers a Fork Bump and Wants to Kiss Your FM10:10 – Biographies of North London: From Cricklewood to Seven Sisters11:06 – Minoring in Apple Trees: Learning How to Plan Content at Bedfordshire11:56 – A-Level Acting Failures, Clearing, and Stanning Trevor Nelson12:29 – Harry’s Trendy Habits as a Six Music Dad Who Secretly Listens to Gold13:15 – Student Radio Origin Stories and Trading Drama Classes for BBC Toast13:53 – Fired From Capital Radio: The Demise of the 2004 Playlist14:37 – Looking Out at the Aberdeen Museum of Steak while Evanescence Plays15:24 – Welcome to Funch: The 18-to-24 Female Focus Group Disaster16:49 – Chatting Rubbish vs. Real Work: Melvin’s Mum the Dementia Care Worker17:36 – Demanding Jollof Rice and Chicken 18:00 – Sarah Breaks Down the 2009 Kiss Breakfast Sony Radio Silver Award18:48 – Dick and Dom Bungalow Memories and Bleeding Love on a Miniature Guitar19:57 – The Nose-Flute Solo Experiment22:02 – Steve Wright’s The Slammer and Getting Your Foot on the Rung via Free Toast23:03 – Strictly Christmas Revenge and Scored Minuses on House of Games24:16 – Celebrity Take Me Out Lift Entrances and a Fake Date at a Holborn Bowling Alley25:27 – E4’s My Hotter Half: Using Mood Lighting to Make Over Ugly Couples26:12 – Naked Attraction Musings: Releasing Inhibitions and Boosting Ratings27:42 – SUV Entrances on Traitors and Marvin Humes’ Jungle Eating Warnings29:32 – GK Barry Pulls Out of the Show to Go to the Brit Awards30:18 – Gifting a Best Single Brit Award to an Incredibly Beautiful James Blunt31:12 – Rick Rubin's Hamburg Cutlery Shop Memory: Paul McCartney’s Missing Spoons32:00 – Making a Clack-Clack Sound on Cherry Bakewell with German Forks33:07 – Firefighting: Welcoming Daniel Capon (The D-Man) from Southwark33:38 – Surviving the 24-Hour Operational Officer Shift Patterns34:06 – Dispelling Misconceptions: 20,000 Fires vs. 56,000 Special Services34:38 – The Ultimate London Fire Brigade Statistic: Exactly Five Cats Rescued from Trees35:27 – Dripping Radiators and Calling 999 Because the Gardener Smashed a Window36:58 – Modern Prevention Safety: Utilizing Free Station Community Rooms38:39 – The Nature of Big Red Toolboxes and Fixing Things by Default39:22 – Cooking Left Unattended: The Demise of the 1970s Damp Tea Towel Protocol40:48 – Sixty-Second Station Mobilization and the Speed Efficiency of the Fire Pole41:08 – Harry’s 1976 Maidstone Scout Firefighter Badge Strike Trauma42:31 – Lithium-Ion Charge Safe Campaigns: The E-Bike Battery Threat43:22 – Containing Black Smoke Inhalation by Keeping Property Doors Firmly Closed44:39 – The Unsung Heroes of the LFB Control Room Network47:05 – Heartwarming and Heartbreaking Families: Working a 30-Year Career48:34 – Online Home Fire Safety Checkers for Vulnerable London Residents50:14 – GAME TIME: "What is the Velcro Singing?!"51:36 – Mistaking Leona Lewis for Little Mix Black Magic and Only Fools and Horses53:22 – Gary’s Joke Corner (Melvin’s Historic Desmond’s Impression)55:19 – Old African Sayings: Itchy Bums, Smelly Fingers, and Schoolyard Training55:34 – Butterfly In Blue Jeans"Melvin Odoom" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Melvin Odoom. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0.

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In this week’s episode of the Podscarf we welcome English stand-up comedian Angela Barnes and Tudor historian Adam Pennington to the studio for an hour of pure, unadulterated high-street nostalgia and medieval gore.Angela reveals how she used to operate as a suitcase-wielding, bootleg DVD library out of her dad's Great Yarmouth sex shop, and find out why the internal gases of King Henry VIII caused him to literally pop inside his own coffin.---00:00 – Gary's Basement Eggs and the Over-Tight Costume Crisis00:19 – Formulating a £30 "Corned Beef Spam Nut" Kit for Nostalgic Pensioners03:30 – Licky the Mascot Gives an Extravagant Face-Licking to a Married Woman05:11 – Turning 50: The 1970s Nuclear Survival Kit Tobacco Tin Lore06:39 – Waking Up to the Casualty Theme Tune 08:12 – Phoning in the "Angst" Tour and Saving a Life with The Archers09:51 – Podcasting for "Young" Pensioners and Failing to Sing Like Jeremy Hardy10:33 – Outsourcing Our Brains to Siri until We Become Sofa Blobs11:43 – Sarah the AI Bot Summons the Medway Posse and Bigs up Chatham13:20 – The Maidstone Anthem: Sex Shops, Golden Boots, and Prison Walls14:40 – High Street Slander15:22 – Checkers Model Shops and the Measurement Machines of the Golden Boot16:28 – The Stoned Anagram and Wes Anderson's Secret Mansion in Basted17:46 – The Caravan-Enthusiast, Naturist, Swinger Sex Shop Dad18:20 – Sharing the Pre-Streaming Suitcase Bootlegs Like the Original Pornhub19:22 – Amateur Dramatics as the Comic Fat Girl and Sudden Bereavement at 6020:21 – Emceeing Jack Skipper’s First Ever Jill Edwards Comedy Showcase21:13 – The Five-Day House of Games Sweep and Facing Social Media Trolls23:08– ADHD Hyperactivity and the Sussex University Synesthesia Study26:41 – The 19-Year-Old Brain Connection Realization and 10 Minutes of Stand-Up Material27:35 – Ad Break: Regency Foods Present Princess Anne Molds and complimentary Cremation29:19 – Adam Pennington Explains the Desperate Male Heir Mania of the Tudors30:39 – Holbein Portraits, Breaking the Papacy, and Banishing Catholics From Succession31:41 – A 400-Pound King Whose Gammy Leg Smelt From Three Rooms Away32:08 – Jude Law Spraying Feces, Pus, and Blood Perfume All Over the Firebrand Set32:48 – Illegitimate Lancastrians, Princes in the Tower, and the Game of Thrones War34:30 – Tenuous Bloodlines: How 78% of Britons Are Descended From William the Conqueror35:22 – Royal Imposter Syndrome and Beheading the Remaining Plantagenets36:19 – Whispering Chromosome Irony Into the Beheaded Ear of Anne Boleyn's Legacy38:00 – Fastidious Manners, Six-Foot-Three Strapping Youth, and Monastic Dissolution39:33 – Hiring a Sword Executioner Before Anne Boleyn Even Went to Trial40:27 – Heavy Petting in the Mid-50s: Catherine Howard and Jane Boleyn's Shared Fate41:25 – Knighting a Sirloin Steak and Hanging Out at Hever Castle42:26 – Ulcerated Leg Pain and Popping Open via Internal Coffin Gases44:08– Sarcophagus Re-Gifting and the 11-Strike Axe Horror of Margaret Pole45:10– QUIZZITY QUIZ: 53:08 – Gary’s Joke Corner54:57 – Butterfly In Blue Jeans"Angela Barnes" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Angela Barnes. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0.

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TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IF OFF! We're back. This week, Harry is joined by comedian, television presenter, and incredibly good-looking man Joel Dommett! Harry relives the claustrophobic nightmare of performing inside a giant furry suit on The Masked Singer (which he only did because Joel told him it would be "fun" ), and explains how he almost had a heart attack dressed as a Red Panda. Meanwhile, Joel reminisces about his teenage nu-metal band and the importance of a silent p.Friend of the Vodscarf, Professor Chris Lintott drops by to explain why Venus is an acidic holiday hellhole.00:09 - Giant Eggs in the Basement 01:15 - Behind the Scenes of The Masked Singer with Red Panda02:58 - Harry’s Secret Vocal Coaching & Professional Singing Defenses04:10 - The Ridiculous Secrecy: Hoodies, Visors, and Secret Cars05:06 - The Great Sloth Pronunciation Debate06:10 - Sixty-One and Dressed as a Red Panda: Harry’s Near-Death Experience07:50 - Human Chemistry vs. Thirsty AI Bots09:00 - Sarah the AI Bot Welcomes09:10 - The Last Days of Rome: Joel and Harry Dissect the National TV Awards10:04 - Trevor McDonald: The Comedy Killer12:37 - Angela Barnes Thinks Joel Is Too Good-Looking for Comedy13:58 - Joel's Nu-Metal Days14:48 - Crowd-Surfing at Your Own Funeral16:48 - The True Cost of Australia: Extra Camp Logistics17:28 - Joel’s Bristolian Acting Masterclass: Crashing Cars in Casualty18:36 - Former Doctor Harry Hill Wants a Guest Spot on Holby City19:34 - Tea, Biscuits, and Private Hospital Pillow Requests20:34 - Harry’s Mum Gets Knocked Down Dressed as a Keyboard22:36 - Regency Television Presents: Trevor McDonald Live From the Albert Hall24:33 - Theme of the Week: Venus (with Professor Chris Lintott)25:48 - Why Venus Is the Absolute Worst Vacation Spot in the Solar System27:19 - Lazy Astronomy: Stargazing From the Middle of London27:52 - Active Volcanoes and Being Bored on a Zoom Meeting28:48 - Sulfuric Acid, Flying Penguins, and the Runaway Greenhouse Effect31:14 - Venus: The Solar System's Monthly Service Station33:02 - The Planet of Love: Mythological Names and Diseases34:32 - The French Balloon Plan & Melted Russian Probes36:09 - Harry’s Dark Baby Joke That Never Lands37:35 - The Grand Finale: Celebrity Name the Seed!40:25 - The High-Stakes Guess: Britney Spears on a Chair vs. Joel’s Wife43:27 - Gary’s Joke Corner45:11 - Butterfly in Blue Jeans"Joel Dommett" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Joel Dommett. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0."

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In this week’s episode of the Podscarf we welcome Welsh comedic force Kiri Pritchard-McLean (who was spotted on a train trying to ignore Harry by aggressively speaking Welsh ) and University of Kent Music Hall expert Oliver Double to the studio for an hour of pure, unadulterated historical bawdiness and skincare science.Things get incredibly weird, incredibly fast. Watch as Kiri tries to navigate an absolute safeguarding nightmare involving Harry's fictional heir, Gary, and his filthy collar , witness Harry deliver his highly detailed skincare routine and we see the return of the ANDY BURNHAM.---00:00 – The Danbury Mint x Christian Labuta Flamboyant Shoe Collab 01:09 – The Cardiff-Glasgow Train Stalking Incident 02:59 – Fostering, Permaculture, and the "Angle Grinder" Dating App 04:20 – Licky the Mascot gets way too close to Kiri’s hair 05:49 – Chilling Deep Relationships with Chat GPT Therapists 07:09 – The Andy Burnham Dance 08:39 – Sarah the AI Bot offends the entire nation of Wales 09:32 – Dark History: The English Academics and the Block of Wood 10:22 – Sarah’s Biographical Slander: "Gloucester Born?!" 11:28 – The Vagaries of Animal Welfare Charities and Indoor Toilets 13:55 – Fart-powered Permaculture and Burning Your Own Effluent 15:23 – Harry’s Hyper-Intense 12-Step Korean Skincare Regime 16:38 – The Musty Flannel Incident ("Stop it mum, I can't breathe!") 17:09 – A Plant-Based Crisis: Sarah hands a Vegan a Twix bar 18:20 – Caroline Aherne being naughty in a cab22:20 – Theme Of The Week: Music Hall 26:40 – Charles Morton’s Canterbury Trick and the Shape of the Hackney Empire 27:57 – The Dignitas Reunion Dinner Incident (A Dignitary falls off the stage) 31:23 – Little Titch: Six-fingered Mittens and Big Boot Dancing 33:10 – Royal Variety Scandal: Queen Mary hides from a woman in trousers 34:29 – Sweating on stage with the Spice Girls and Jim Davidson in 1997 35:54 – Fanning Dad with a Kipper: The DNA of Early Stand-up Comedy 38:20 – Mechanical Funnels and the Financial Collapse of Wet Money 41:04 – The Glasgow Empire: Graveyard of English Comics and Fake Fainting 44:22 – John Major's Dad and the Great Music Hall War of 1907 46:04 – Joan Rhodes: Bending Steel, Tearing Phone Books, and Dominating at Scrabble 47:11 – Celebrity Name the Seed!52:38 – Gary’s Joke Corner 55:20 – Butterfly In Blue Jeans "Kiri Pritchard McLean" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Kiri Pritchard McLean. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0."

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In this week’s episode of the Vodscarf we welcome social media sensation Jack Skipper and Egyptian Egyptologist Dr. Arto Belekdanian to the studio for an hour of pure, unadulterated history and anti-comedy. Things get incredibly weird, incredibly fast.

Watch as Harry’s mum calls from a warzone just because she wanted to buy him some birthday pants from Debenhams, Sarah the AI Bot experiences a severe existential crisis before being miraculously cured by Dr. Pimple Popper, and witness Jack Skipper risking his entire reputation in the elite biscuit community by guessing the contents of rusted metal tins.

If you've ever wanted to hear an esteemed Egyptologist explain why Julius Caesar and Mark Anthony weren't just hooking up with Cleopatra for her looks, but rather her incredible conversational skills, listen up.

00:51 – Sarah's Lament

04:32 – The Croydon Crucible: Did Nando’s coatings and IKEA meatballs create Adele?

05:38 – The 21-pin SCART lead generation struggle

06:26 – Jack's masterclass in succeeding on social media (Hint: Don't make any effort)

09:03 – Spitting water into the bushes vs. the failure of the Top Boy title sequence

10:08 – Regretting the financial investment of buying wigs for TikTok

12:52 – AI Sarah returns! Cured by Dr. Pimple Popper

14:05 – The dark truth about Jack’s Australian tomato farm past

14:59 – Throwing bread at Germaine Jenas on The One Show

15:29 – Carpet Fitting 101: The knee-kicker stretcher and the landing runner dilemma

21:12 – Giving all your personal data to the Chinese government

22:01 – Hiding a Saturday comedy course in Brighton from your family

22:43 – Jack completely derails the interview by eating Harry’s Twix

25:30 – Lee Evans at the Fairfield Halls and missing the glory days of VHS

27:34 – The BBC weather forecast photo rejection

27:59 – Commercial Break: The Pub Carpet Pillow Collection

29:17 – Theme of the Week: Cleopatra

31:43 – Dr. Arto Belekdanian exposes the legalities of female Pharaohs

33:58 – Roman propaganda: Why history hates Cleopatra

38:31 – Coin portraits and taking the honourable way out

41:09 – Game Time: "Biscuits or Sewing Kit? How well do you know your tins?!"

45:07 – Jack completely embarrasses himself in front of the biscuit community

47:05 – Gary’s Joke Corner

49:32 – Butterfly In Blue Jeans

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In this week’s episode of the Vodscarf we welcome legendary documentary filmmaker Louis Theroux (after he accidentally walked onto set, why else would he be there?!) and Oxford astrophysicist Professor Chris Lintott to the studio for an hour of pure, unadulterated science and anti-comedy. Things get incredibly weird, incredibly fast. Watch as we attempt to save our nose-diving viewer retention graph by shouting random words at you, dive deep into the tragic family lore of Harry’s fictional heir, Gary, and witness Louis Theroux showing he is in fact Harry's number one fan. If you've ever wanted to hear an esteemed Oxford professor explain why aliens might just be a bunch of Venusian penguins standing around in their own poo, listen up. 00:00 – Fixing our terrible viewer retention graph (Kittens! Puppies! Sex!) 02:00 – Licky is a bit keen 03:25 – Gary reveals he is a 12-year-old incel 05:45 – Dark family secrets: Gary’s mum is in a secure institution 08:50 – Louis Theroux proves he is a Harry Hill superfan 13:15 – The Bald Cap Incident 15:40 – Sarah the AI Bot brings out the Twix bars 18:00 – An impromptu musical tribute to Catford 26:50 – The Theroux Bunch theme song 28:00 – Space Talk: Do aliens look like us? (The Theroux-Hill Theory) 36:10 – Professor Chris Lintott exposes Venusian poop penguins 38:25 – Louis met a man who chopped up 10 aliens 41:28 – Game Time: "What is the Velcro Singing?!" 43:28 – Gary’s Joke Corner (Louis tells a highly inappropriate joke) 45:15 – Butterfly In Blue Jeans "Louis Theroux" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Louis Theroux. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0.

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Alex Horne - comedian, creator, and the middle of three boys from Chichester - joins Harry to talk about loving school, his hard-hitting Goldsmiths student documentary about urban foxes, and whether the word "meat" was meant as a pun in Harry's new ballad. We also hear about a 24 hour singing challenge that accidentally lasted 25 and three quarter hours, why Alex's wife Rachel is in charge of his private pension, and a highly questionable "life swap" idea based entirely on dishwasher ethics.Architectural historian and seaside culture expert Dr. Kathryn Ferry stops by to celebrate Scarborough’s 400th anniversary and answer the questions that matter - did King George III actually say "bugger Bognor"? Why do pleasure piers have a habit of burning down? And would you buy the Brighton Palace Pier with Harry?Hit subscribe so you never miss an episode!Timestamps00:00 – Welcome to the Hill Show!00:36 – A Love Song for Ham01:36 – Meet Alex Horne!02:28 – Licky the Mascot03:45 – The Cheshire United Pig Mascot04:50 – The 25-and-Three-Quarter-Hour Sing-a-thon Error06:15 – Granola Chaos Backstage at Battersea Power Station07:18 – Dishwashing Debates & The Wife Swap Idea10:45 – Sarah the AI Bot Claims She Felt Scammed12:44 – Is Alex a Musician? (And the Son of a GP)15:25 – Goldsmiths, Urban Foxes, and a Guaranteed Distinction16:45 – Seeing Vic and Bob at the Albany Empire18:45 – Sarah's Breakdown of Alex's Sky News Career22:20 – Trying to Force "Honk" and "Pratt Digger" into the Dictionary24:35 – Meeting Ken Dodd & Leaving the Show to Get a Coat26:34 – Wafer-Thin Ham Product Recall Emergency28:40 – Taskmaster in the Children's Ward29:45 – The Traumatic Five-Foot Badger Story31:04 – Wafer-Thin Ham Preventative Nose Cages32:34 – The British Seaside ft. Dr. Catherine Ferry35:05 – Scarborough's 400th Anniversary & The Mineral Spring37:32 – Steamers, Trains, and Jane Austen Styles38:45 – King George V and the Truth About "Bugger Bognor"39:15 – Victorians, Bank Holidays, and the Invention of the Holiday40:00 – The Very First Pleasure Pier on the Isle of Wight42:50 – Buying Brighton Pier & The Fire Overheads44:54 – Pebble Ridges, Mud, and Catherine's Postcard Book47:45 – Name the Celebrity Seed!52:30 – Gary's Joke Corner: Identity Politics54:55 – Animals in Clothes Outro Song"Alex Horne" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Alex Horne. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0.

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Bridget Christie — comedian, writer, and the youngest of nine siblings from Gloucester — joins Harry to talk about leaving school at 15 with basically no qualifications, getting a four-star review in The Times, and why she keeps forgetting the plots of books she's just read. We also hear about a deeply chaotic Celebrity Millionaire with Al Murray, Chris Tarrant marching down a corridor with a ghetto blaster playing "Alice Who The F**k Is Alice," and Bridget's decision to commemorate all of this by painting him in the nude.Plus: Battersea Dogs Home's canine behaviourist Beth Bushkid brings in Pancake the pug (brother: Dumpling) to answer the questions that matter — can you teach your dog to go to bed when a fox turns up? Are dogs psychic? And what is a dog? Bridget also becomes the first person in the show's history to do something correctly.

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Adam Hills, the biggest comedian to come out of the home of the Sydney Tramway Museum joins Harry to talk about everything from surviving a five-hour bladder-testing royal ceremony to why AI comedy routines are getting a little *too* good for comfort.We also take a deep, chaotic dive into British history with archaeologist Dr. Erin Lloyd-Jones to uncover the truth about William Wallace. Did he actually wear a kilt? Did he paint his face blue like Mel Gibson? And what exactly is a "sticky end"? (Warning: it involves a lot of tar ).

Plus, introducing yet ANOTHER new game, "What is the Velcro Singing?" and check in with Gary's Joke Corner.

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Henning Wehn, Deutschlands größter Lacher, ist diese Woche bei Harry zu Gast. Außerdem erfahren wir alles über Uhren von dem Denkmalpfleger Alex Jeffrey.Henning Wehn, Germany's biggest laugher joins Harry this week. We're learning all about Clocks with conservationist, Alex Jeffrey."Henning Wehn" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Henning Wehn. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0.

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WE'RE BACK and Mummy Joe Lycett is in the studio for more of what you've come to know and love. Including a new AND exciting upgrade to Name The Seed.

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To wrap up Season 1, we're taking a look at some of our favourite bits as well as introducing The Harry Hill Show Choir (prepare your ears).Panic not though dear audience, we'll be back elevating your Monday mornings in no time with the return of Season 2 from 11th May.Let us know who you'd like to see in future episodes in the comments!

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In the season 1 finale, Harry is joined by old friend, the king of puns and one liners, Tim Vine .Our expert Tom Nancollas is teaching us all about Lighthouses.Saily - Download from the app store and use code HARRYHILL at checkout for 15% off! For more details: ⁠https://saily.com/harryhill⁠ ⛵

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Tom Allen is in the studio trying Harry's latest edible invention. This weeks theme is cucumbers with prickles, otherwise known as Cacti.

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Harry is joined by Channel 4's saviour Alex Brooker. This week, we're learning all about the bird that's dead, the Dodo."Alex Brooker" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Alex Brooker. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0.

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Harry is joined by renaissance woman, Self Esteem aka Rebecca Lucy Taylor to discover why she's dressing like him. This week, we're learning all about MARY QUEEN OF SCOTTS with Anna Turnham.

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Harry is joined by legendary poet and fellow doctor, John Cooper Clarke for some more surreal low level disruption. This week, we're learning all about FLIES.

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Amanda Lamb joins Harry in the studio. This week, we're learning all about the Day Of The Dead.

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Phil Wang joins Harry for lessons in afrobeat and more low level disruption. This week, we're joined by Professor Chris Lintott, Astrophysics and Citizen Science Lead at University of Oxford to discuss all things 'Big Bang' and melt Harry's brain.

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Eddie Kadi joins Harry for lessons in afrobeat and more low level disruption. This week, we're joined by the Natural History Museum's Prof Chris Stringer to learn all about Neanderthals.

Eddie Kadi tour dates - https://www.ents24.com/uk/tour-dates/eddie-kadi

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Laura Smyth joins Harry for more prolonged low level disruption. This week, we're joined by the Natural History Museum's Proffesor Chris Stringer to learn all about Neanderthals.

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Harry welcomes Ed Gamble to the pod-scarf to confront him about a dinner party invitation. Harry also teaches Ed the now world famous Andy Burnham dance. "Ed Gamble" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Ed Gamble. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0.

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CMAT joins Harry for more prolonged low level disruption, and this time, we're learning all things WINDMILLS."CMAT" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on CMAT. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0.

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Nish joins Harry in the studio do learn the new dance all the kids are talking about, the ANDY BURNHAM.

They also learn all things sweets from Andy Baxendale.

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Stewart Lee joins Harry in the studio for some prolonged low level disruption. They're joined by Matt Lewis to talk all things CASTLES.

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Hello there! It's me, Harry Hill!

I've got a new show, and this time, it's visualised, A VODSCARF.

Join me, my son Gary and Sarah the A.I Bot as we talk to a motley crew of comedians, celebrities and cultural icons, and if that wasn't enough we all learn together as we speak to an expert on stuff like the big bang, day of the dead, and even FLIES as part of our theme of the week! PLUS introducing the game everyone is talking about, Name The Seed.

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Listen in for an update on Harry and Gary's summer plans.

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King of Podcasts Adam Buxton is Harry and Gary's final guest as they wrap up season 2 of the world's first family friendly podscarf.

Adam tells us about how he and Joe Cornish self-produced the brilliant 'Adam & Joe Show' on Channel 4, their XFM days, and why his wife could learn a lot about Adam by listening to his chart topping magnificent podcast.

Make sure you go out and buy a copy of Adam's excellent new book 'I Love You Byeee' at www.adam-buxton.co.uk or wherever you get your books.

Not only did we learn all about Adam, but thanks to British zoologist and author Lucy Cooke we learnt all about sloths. Find out more about Lucy and links to her social media at www.lucycooke.tv

Harry’s on his New Bits & Greatest Hits tour right now so head to harryhill.co.uk to find out where you can see him live. 

As Gary works on new jokes for season 3, we want to hear from you on the show so please send in your jokes, TV theme tunes lyrics, or maybe you have a minor irritation you wish to share?

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Comedian Ivo Graham is with Harry and Gary this week for a thoroughly polite encounter featuring awkward silences, mild discomfort and many laughs. How did Ivo’s brother end up trouserless in a layby? Why is Ivo having cold water trouble? How does Ivo almost bring Harry to tears?

Listen to find out and you must get Ivo’s book ‘Yardsticks For Failure’ which can be found here and also if you’re off to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival make sure to see him live (and at all other times). Find all Ivo’s dates at www.ivograham.com

Emma Young aka The Cheese Explorer takes Harry and Ivo on a journey through the wonders of cheese. Learn more about Emma and find her book at www.cheeseexplorer.com 

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Chef and gadget tinkerer George Egg join Harry and Gary in the studio. They chat about his wonderful new book Snack Hacker, and why his kitchen doubles as a workshop plus – the weirdest thing he’s ever cooked in a hotel room.

Harry, Gary and George learn all about cloning and Dolly the Sheep from Sophie Goggins, Senior Curator of Biomedical Science at National Museums Scotland. You can visit learn more and how you can visit Dolly at www.nms.ac.uk

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Harry welcomes American ventriloquist Jeff Dunham for a chat about timing, touring, and the art of arguing with yourself on stage. Jeff explains how with a suitcase full of puppets he’s became an international comedy star, while Gary takes notes on the competition.

Jeff is coming to the UK, head over to www.jeffdunham.com to catch him and all his characters.

Jeff, Harry and Gary were joined by Alan Wright from the Lancashire Wildlife Trust to tell us all about slugs. Are they our garden friend or foe? Make sure if you’re ever nearby to visit and see all the work they do - www.lancswt.org.uk

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Harry picks up renowned artist Gavin Turk for a drive through suburban memories, from his jeweller Dad’s workshop to school days that didn’t quite sparkle. Plus, Gavin takes on Name The Seed with mixed results.

Find out more about Gavin’s work at www.gavinturk.com

Cows are our theme of the week, and a huge thanks to Rachel Porter from Cow Management magazine for answering our questions… even if they were a bit basic.

Harry’s on his New Bits & Greatest Hits tour right now so head to harryhill.co.uk to find out where you can see him live. 

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The brilliant Irish comedian and actor Deirdre O'Kane join Harry on this episode! They discuss her journey from stand-up stages to television screens and stories from her childhood in Drogheda, Ireland… Sarah The AI Bot also has a demand.

For Deirdre's latest tour dates and projects, visit deirdreokane.net

Dr. Sheila Kanani MBE tells us all about Venus for our Theme Of The Week. She unravels the planet's scorching secrets and its significance in our solar system. Discover more about Dr Sheila and her books here.

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Exclusive! Harry is joined by the one, the only, Easter Bunny!

The Easter Bunny has taken time out of their busy schedule to answer your questions. 

We also learn about some amazing Easter traditions from Mediaeval times with brilliant historian Helen Carr. If chocolate isn’t your thing at Easter maybe treat yourself to Helen’s latest book here. 

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From one third of the sketch group Pappy’s, to co-host on Radio X with Ed Gamble, to the joke writer on many of the best shows on TV. Harry’s guest this week is the brilliant Matthew Crosby!

Why is Beckenham the centre of comedy? Does Matthew pick the ultimate entrant to the Virtual Graveyard? Can he Name The Seed? Listen to find out!

We learnt all about squirrels this week thanks to Molly Frost from the Lancashire Wildlife Trust.

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Join Harry as he takes pop’s most energetic twins, Jedward, through their time on X Factor, Simon Cowell coming around to them, and former Prime Minister Gordon Brown apologising to them. As they’re twins Harry also tests if they posses any psychic powers!

We keep to the Irish theme as we learnt all about the Blarney Stone thanks to Blarney Castle’s Paul O’Sullivan. Find out more, including their amazing gardens full of dangerous plants at blarneycastle.ie

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Harry and Gary chat with master ventriloquist Paul Zerdin about his journey from failing GCSEs to winning the 10th series of America's Got Talent and how it’s not easy to be lots of different characters.

Pau’s on tour later in 2025 so head to his website now to get yourself some tickets and to meet his cast of characters - www.paulzerdin.com

Do you know about Mudlarking? Well you will after this episode as we learnt all about it, and a new forthcoming exhibition at the London Museum - www.londonmuseum.org.uk/whats-on/secrets-thames

You might have heard in recent shows Harry’s clues to where he’s on tour… a little less work is to visit harryhill.co.uk to find out where you can see him near you! 

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Harry is joined by the wonderful Natalie Cassidy, who you’ll know as Sonia Fowler from EastEnders. They chat about all things acting, from life on Albert Square to the ups and downs of growing up in the public eye and Sarah the A.I. Bot has a song just for Natalie.

Thanks to Giles Bristow from Sufer’s Against Sewage for telling us how brilliant the UK's beaches are and what we need to do to protect them from sewage!

Follow Natalie on Instagram now and whilst you’re there you can find links to all of her podcasts in her bio - www.instagram.com/natcass1

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Harry, Gary, and Sarah the A.I. Bot are back, and this week they’re joined by the brilliantly funny Jamie Demetriou creator of Stath Lets Flats, and you might have seen his face pop up in Fleabag plus Hollywood hits Barbie, Paddington 2 and Cruella.

Jamie chats about growing up in a comedy-filled household, with his sister — comedian Natasia Demetriou - and how it all led to him bagging four BAFTAs. Plus, author Lindsay Littleson dives into this week’s theme: the Titanic! Find out more about Lindsay’s work at lindsaylittleson.co.uk

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Harry’s on his New Bits & Greatest Hits tour right now so head to harryhill.co.uk to find out where you can see him live. 

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Producer Neil Fearn

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We dive into the life of Harriet Kemsley!

Comedy is in Harriet’s blood, or it could merely be her dyspraxia? She’s a wonderful stand-up and has been on '8 Out of 10 Cats' and 'Roast Battle'.

Harry and Harriet talk about all of her many podcasts, why she believes her cats should go in the Virtual Graveyard and how growing up on a farm wasn’t ideal for her health.

Check out Harret’s podcast Desert Island D*cks here, the episode with Harry here and keep an eye on her website to see her live - harrietkemsley.com 

A big thank you to Lily Johnson from History Hit who told us all about Joan Of Arc. Lots of fascinating things to read and listen to at - www.historyhit.com

Harry’s on his New Bits & Greatest Hits tour right now so head to harryhill.co.uk to find out where you can see him live. 

We always want to hear from you on the show so please send in your jokes, TV theme tunes lyrics, or maybe you have a minor irritation you wish to share. 

Send them via voice note to harry@arewethereyetpod.co.uk and any that feature will be sent an Are We There Yet? badge. 

Website: www.harryhill.co.uk

Instagram: @mrharryhill

YouTube: @harryhillshow

Producer Neil Fearn

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Tom Davis AKA Big Tom D takes a trip down memory lane, sharing tales from his childhood and the time he had to apologize to the head of Sony with Harry plus, Tom might have revolutionised cooking with his Silly Thing.

When did the Vikings come to Britain? Where did they come from? What did they smell like? Just a few questions we have answered as we learn all about Vikings thanks to Andrew Woods from the York Museum Trust.

Harry’s on his New Bits & Greatest Hits tour right now so head to harryhill.co.uk to find out where you can see him live. 

We always want to hear from you on the show so please send in your jokes, TV theme tunes lyrics, or maybe you have a minor irritation you wish to share. 

Send them via voice note to harry@arewethereyetpod.co.uk and any that feature will be sent an Are We There Yet? badge. 

Website: www.harryhill.co.uk

Instagram: @mrharryhill

YouTube: @harryhillshow

Producer Neil Fearn

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Our first 'Sir' on Are We There Yet? as we throw the studio doors open to the Turner Prize-winning artist and cultural icon, Sir Grayson Perry.

You might know Grayson from the world of art, his lockdown TV show or, more recently, as Kingfisher on The Masked Singer.

Grayson tells us all about being a Knight, his teddy Alan Measles and he shares his talent via Harry’s Silly Thing. Grayson is going on a live show tour which you can get tickets to now - www.fane.co.uk/grayson-perry

Given Grayson’s disguise on The Masked Singer, we also learn all about Kingfishers as our theme of the week as we’re joined by zoologist and wildlife tv presenter Megan McCubbin. Buy Megan’s wonderful book here!

Harry’s kicked off his New Bits & Greatest Hits tour so head to harryhill.co.uk to find out where you can see him live. 

We always want to hear from you on the show so please send in your jokes, TV theme tunes lyrics, or maybe you have a minor irritation you wish to share. 

Send them via voice note to harry@arewethereyetpod.co.uk and any that feature will be sent an Are We There Yet? badge. 

Website: www.harryhill.co.uk

Instagram: @mrharryhill

YouTube: @harryhillshow

Producer Neil Fearn

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Harry is joined by the one and only Ross Noble!

The master of improv and chaos, we find out all about Ross’s life in Australia, his silliest thing and Ross upends the heavily formatted nature of the podscarf and brings his own game to play. Later in 2025 Ross is returning to the UK and you should go and see his show! Head to www.rossnoble.com for your tickets.

Andy Warhol is our theme of the week with friend of the show, Ruth Millington. And as always we recommend checking out Ruth’s brilliant book - This Book Will Make You Artist and visiting her website - ruthmillington.co.uk

Harry (and Gary) hit the road with his New Bits & Greatest Hits tour. Get your tickets at harryhill.co.uk NOW!

We always want to hear from you on the show so please send in your jokes, TV theme tunes lyrics, or maybe you have a minor irritation you wish to share. 

Send them via voice note to harry@arewethereyetpod.co.uk and any that feature will be sent an Are We There Yet? badge. 

Website: www.harryhill.co.uk

Instagram: @mrharryhill

YouTube: @harryhillshow

Producer Neil Fearn

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All enquiries: HELLO@KEEPITLIGHTMEDIA.COM

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Comedian Fatiha El Ghorri joins Harry for a rowdy episode about being banned from a mosque, defying stereotypes as a Muslim woman, and what it was like growing up as a true cockney and how her and Harry’s have a special bond.

Together Harry and Fatiha learn all about the unknown history of cats and humans thanks to author Kathryn Hughes and you can get her book Catland now!

Harry (and Gary) hit the road with his New Bits & Greatest Hits tour. Get your tickets at harryhill.co.uk NOW!

We always want to hear from you on the show so please send in your jokes, TV theme tunes lyrics, or maybe you have a minor irritation you wish to share. 

Send them via voice note to harry@arewethereyetpod.co.uk and any that feature will be sent an Are We There Yet? badge. 

Website: www.harryhill.co.uk

Instagram: @mrharryhill

YouTube: @harryhillshow

Producer Neil Fearn

A 'Keep it Light Media' production

All enquiries: HELLO@KEEPITLIGHTMEDIA.COM

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The ONLY Gladiator with his name in the entire universe, we welcome Legend onto the podcast to tell us about life behind the lycra! 

How did Legend aka Matt Morsia become the UK’s favourite Gladiator? What sport did he compete in before Gladiators? Which of the Are We There Yet? team could be part of the show?

We also learn all about the wonderful world of dolphins thanks to Samantha Blakeman from the National Oceanography Centre!

Harry (and Gary) is on tour across the country in 2025 with his New Bits & Greatest Hits. Get your tickets at harryhill.co.uk NOW!

We always want to hear from you on the show. 

Your jokes, TV theme tunes lyrics, or maybe a minor irritation you wish to share. Send them via voice note to harry@arewethereyetpod.co.uk and any that feature will be sent an Are We There Yet? badge. 

Website: www.harryhill.co.uk

Instagram: @mrharryhill

YouTube: @harryhillshow

Producer Neil Fearn

A 'Keep it Light Media' production

All enquiries: HELLO@KEEPITLIGHTMEDIA.COM

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One of Britain's finest comedy talents from starring in Little Britain with David Walliams to Shooting Stars with Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer it was our pleasure to welcome Matt Lucas onto the show.

What happened to Matt as a child that meant he lost his hair, and did that mean he needed to be funny? How did he start out in comedy as a youngster? Are he and David a more famous duo than Ant & Dec?

Make sure you follow Matt on Instagram to keep up to date with all his funny projects from writing to TV to films and beyond!

** Harry and Matt chatted before Christmas so this is a little bit like visiting your Nan after it’s all over and getting a special surprise bonus present **

Harry (and Gary) is on tour across the country in 2025 with his New Bits & Greatest Hits. Get your tickets at harryhill.co.uk NOW!

We always want to hear from you on the show. 

Your jokes, TV theme tunes lyrics, or maybe a minor irritation you wish to share. Send them via voice note to harry@arewethereyetpod.co.uk and any that feature will be sent an Are We There Yet? badge. 

Website: www.harryhill.co.uk

Instagram: @mrharryhill

YouTube: @harryhillshow

Producer Neil Fearn

A 'Keep it Light Media' production

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