The one where the Trashmasters delve into cube drafting with guest cohost Tye, discussing the intricacies of designing a cube, optimal strategies, and sleeve recommendations. They also cover the differences between static and triggered abilities and how to make cards feel essential within a cube's unique format.

The one where the Trashmasters discuss what happened at RC Charlotte, why Sophie missed it, and delve into various tangents including the kidnapping of Roger Rabbit, neurotypical vs autistic interactions, and Linux setups. They also analyze how certain decks performed, the emotional aftermath of RC failures, and provide humorous anecdotes from their trip. Diana Taurasi's retirement and LeBron James' dedication to basketball make a notable appearance, alongside the importance of avoiding hasty decisions post-tournament disappointment.

The one where the Trashmasters discuss the importance of fostering community growth through playtesting, contrasting attitudes in learning, and how to manage negative player environments. Andy shares his frustrations with local attitudes while reflecting on positive and negative experiences at weeklies — punctuated with a little therapy session and some humor about Sophie’s absence and near universal human disdain for BD's Mongolian Grill.

In the Magic Podcast ecosystem, the competitive podcast topics are especially heinous. In Lexington, the mildly interested idiots that talk about this shit are part of an elite unit known as the Goblin Trashmasters. This is them talking about what type of magic player you want to be and how to do an autopsy on a game of magic. Bum bum.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about format whiteboarding, express a distaste for the concept of "Natural Talent" and cover some tough questions about Butt-Rock while discussing the worst music fandoms out there.

The one where one of the Trashmasters is missing, so special guest Ashley fills in and we talk tournament structure, and how to help someone break into competitive magic. There's a reasonably long aside about the existence of the Shoah in the Disney's Pixar's Cars universe. CW: Questionable casting choices are made.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about the origins of the Pioneer format, Lord of the Rings leaks, and the unfathomable power of the Onceler's sex appeal.

The one where the Trashmasters talk Legacy bannings (because Anthony has trouble letting go) and the difference between luck and variance and how you may be impeding your own growth.  There's also a pretty foul bit about ugly babies in the middle, there.  You should probably skip it.  You won't, though.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about the decks of PT Phyrexia and the Pioneer format as a whole.  They also talk about some preview cards for March of the Machine and the Snapewives.  Those topics are not related.  Actually, the Snapewives aren't related to anything, except maybe NCIS?

The one where the Trashmasters have opinions about assholes, like everyone...  or however that saying goes.  They also tee up for the upcoming Pioneer RC season.

The one where the Trashmasters talk all about Rakdos Midrange in Pioneer and celebrate the return of the Pro Tour.  Hear our predictions made before the PT, right after the PT.  Find out if we were right, dumb, or both.

The one where the Trashmasters talk modern again, focusing in on the Elemental incarnation cycle.  They also cover the recent change to the RCQ system and WNBA free agency for some reason.

The Trashmasters take a meander through the meanderiest format in all of Magic:  Commander.  We don't play a lot of commander, so we called in the big guns to give us the run-down.  Special Guest Ashley Muhm.

The one where the Trashmasters engage in a lively debate over whether 'sauce' refers to Dimir midrange or something more culinary. A detailed evaluation of Dimir tempo/midrange deck in Standard ensues, with discussions about key cards like Kaito, Faerie Mastermind, and enduring curiosity. They cover various matchups, including Golgari Midrange, Mono White Control, and the struggles against red aggro. There's plenty of banter, wild stories, and gushing about favorite cards as they navigate the current meta trends and card synergies.

The one where the Trashmasters talk Phyrexia, All Will Be One right in time for prerelease!

The one where the Trashmasters talk rival tribe Merfolk with the Master of the Pearl Trident,  himself, Nikachu!  They also talk about sleeves.

Merfolk Discord (fishCord) : https://discord.com/invite/urWr2Mv

The one where the Trashmasters talk about tilt, and how to address a losing streak with their 3-step system.  1. ) Are you being ROTy? 2.) Find your Value, 3.) Focus on Your Value.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about New School and Anthony hyperventilates to Kyle about Grixis in Standard.

The one where the trashmasters talk Phyrexia spoilers, then have a chat with Nicholas DeMichele to help us with Grinding Breach in modern, but also movies.

The one where the trashmasters talk about the state of the RCQ system, and wax poetic on bluffing in magic.

The one where the Trashmasters pretend that they're smart and discuss an article by Ashe on practicing in magic, "How Bad Practice Makes You Worse at Magic" and relate it to the Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis.  Then they play a guessing game called Future Sight where they figure out each others' picks for up-and-comers in various formats.

Kyle's Pick: Haywire Mite

Anthony's Pick: Abundant Growth

Article Link: https://shuddermtg.substack.com/p/how-bad-practice-can-make-you-worse-085

The one where the Trashmasters talk tournament prep, specifically selecting a deck.  Also, they talk to Jordan Green about Green Tron in modern. 

Tron Primer: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1v75s5bDKQLT7aaBGto7QLebDTHB6sTznzzaGG8OFUz8/edit?usp=sharing

The one where a Trashmaster tells you what he's doing here.

The one where the Trashmasters discuss key strategies for preparing for an upcoming standard event, including understanding the meta, managing card availability, practicing effectively using tools like Arena, and ensuring you have all necessary materials ready for the event day. They also dive into the dynamics of group preparation for major tournaments and insights on focusing on objectively powerful cards for competitive play.

The one where the Trashmasters dive into the intricacies of standard control decks, discussing concepts of mana efficiency, the balance between card advantage and card selection, and the significance of inevitability in securing wins. They also touch on aspects of playing against and with control decks, the impact of extraction effects, and explore practical tips for managing time and interactions in matches.

The one where the Trashmasters discuss cheating in various forms, from marked cards and palming to drawing extra cards. They explore common scenarios, how to recognize them, and how to protect yourself from being cheated.

The one where the Trashmasters dive deep into Gruul prowess decks. They analyze mana bases, key card choices, and common play patterns, emphasizing how to make optimal plays and avoid pitfalls. They also discuss matchups against other prevalent decks in the current meta, touching on the importance of understanding the core components that make Gruul decks work.

The one where the Trashmasters dive into recent Standard results and methods to avoid financial pitfalls while playing Standard, with added commentary on music, AI, and politics.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about the concept of Pis Aller, share personal anecdotes related to challenging Magic situations, and delve into the daily struggles of dealing with medication shortages and bureaucratic hurdles in healthcare.

The one where the Trashmasters discuss the upcoming Standard season, including mechanics and interactions, specific card choices and strategies, and various deck archetypes. They bring back host emeritus, Kyle, to talk about various midrange decks, including Overlords and Golgari Ramp, and talk in depth about analyzing some of the crazier individual card interactions that can make or break your season.

The one where the Trashmasters reflect on the end of the Modern season, sharing their thoughts on notable events like the WNBA coaching layoffs, Tina Turner musicals, and cringe-worthy tournament mishaps. They dive into meta discussions, expressing their frustrations with card bans and Modern Horizons reprints. The episode wraps up with nostalgia and a look ahead to the upcoming Standard season, filled with predictions and expectations.

The one where the Trashmasters discuss being responsible with language on the internet, the repercussions of online shaming, and the importance of verifying facts before joining online discussions. The episode also features humorous commentary on various figures and situations, and ends with reflections on a recent going-away party for Sophie.

The one where the Trashmasters dive into the impacts of recent changes in competitive formats, the wild scenes of NYC celebrations during the WNBA finals, and the emotional ride of New York Liberty fans. They discuss the potential future of Standard and Modern, the discontinuation of Pioneer, and the persistent dominance of Standard. There's a humorous debate on the value and future of notable cards like Lightning Bolt and Shieldred, reflections on player burnout, affordability of decks, and funny moments from store championships and encounters with celebrities.

Audio Credit to Maiya the Don:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e74UxPxA9TQ

The one where the Trashmasters discuss the importance of maintaining mental health and balancing competitive play during RCQs, and emphasize taking breaks to avoid burnout. They also cover niche internet personas, the costs of multiple RCQs, frustrations of game day incidents, and the significance of emotional and technical gameplay assessment.

The one where the Trashmasters delve into energy mechanics, strategic deck choices, and evolving gameplay strategies. They discuss Anthony's accurate predictions and travels for the WNBA playoffs, the adaptation of Energy decks, and key interactions within challenging matchups. Alongside personal anecdotes, they explore effective removal, timing nuances, and the impact of format shifts.

The one where the Trashmasters explore the design of the new Duskmourn set, celebrating its thematic coherence and homage to horror themes. The podcast takes a spooky twist as Kyle returns from the narrative grave, adding his take to the genre-rich set discussion and making predictions on the ongoing New York vs. Vegas WNBA playoff series. The team also fondly discusses how horror tropes are flawlessly tied into the gameplay mechanics and why that's a key element to the captivating design of Duskmourn.

The one where the Trashmasters discuss the concept of the 'right' play versus the 'correct' play in games, highlighting how knowing outcomes can differentiate the two. Sophie and Anthony talk about RCQ updates and shoutouts, the Indiana Fever’s playoff heartbreak, and the latest in their personal RCQ journey. They dive into play imperatives, the potential banned status of 'The One Ring', and the semantics around decision making.

The one where the Trashmasters delve into linear play patterns, reminisce about RCQ experiences, discuss jargon intricacies, critique popular deck strategies, lament mill deck encounters, and plan a Kung Pao movie night.

https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/feature/linear-strategies-2014-12-29

https://articles.starcitygames.com/articles/whos-the-beatdown/

The one where the Trashmasters emphasize being a good opponent, focusing on communication, respect, and politeness. Sophie and Anthony share anecdotes, including experiences with considerate players, frustrations and delightful surprises in tournaments, and reflecting on memorable game experiences, such as a notable match against a Kess, Dissident Mage and an amusing encounter with a 'round one burn guy.'

The one where the Trashmasters emphasize good etiquette and community support at your local game store (LGS). They discuss respecting LGS employees, maintaining hygiene, participating in events, proper transaction practices, and the importance of adhering to rules, particularly in avoiding tournament fraud and understanding the severity of IPG penalties.

The one where the Trashmasters discuss the return of a host, Andy, and dive into recent bans and format changes in Magic: The Gathering. They cover the bans impacting Pioneer and Modern, with key cards like Amalia, Sorin, Nadu, and Grief getting the axe. They analyze the consequences for decks, the biggest winners and losers, and the potential need for more bans. The hosts also talk about their favorite cards and how to discuss bans constructively.

The one where the Trashmasters discuss the nuanced topic of 'divorcing' your local game store, including the valid and invalid reasons for doing so, and how to address issues with your LGS.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about getting ready for RC Charlotte, discussing everything from card choices, gameplay prep, to lodging and travel logistics. If you’re gearing up for a regional championship, this episode covers all the essentials to ensure you’re well-prepared and stress-free, or as stress-free as you can before you play 2 days of the highest-stakes Magic of your life.

The one where the Trashmasters dive into the topic of Modern Burn, recounting humorous personal anecdotes and unfortunate mishaps. They discuss the deck's history, evolution, and challenges it faces in the current meta, highlighting key cards like Goblin Guide, Monastery Swiftspear, and Lightning Bolt. Sophie, an avid Burn player, shares her fondness for niche cards such as Shard Volley, while Anthony provides his perspective on the deck's viability. They also touch on alternative recommendations to replace Burn for new players looking to break into Modern.

The one where the Trashmasters do a send up of the Good Place. Sophie awakens in the "Good Season" with the memories of the last few weeks of her previous season lost. Andy, the mastermind of the Good Season, takes Sophie through some of the most memorable moments of the past season on The Goblin Trashmasters. Sentient Database, Anthony, pops in (in the most horribly literal interpretations of that phrase) to help out and playback these memory clips.

Thanks for sticking with us through another memorable season and we're looking forward to many more <3

The one where the Trashmasters talk about the upcoming Modern RCQ season, focusing on the current dominance of the Nadu deck and its anticipated ban. They discuss potential alternatives and strategies, like Gorio's Vengeance, and share personal goals for improving their gameplay. The team humorously explores their excitement for post-Nadu Modern, highlighting their favorite cards and future aspirations.

The one where the Trashmasters reflect on the Pioneer format as they bid farewell to it, discussing meta changes like the rise of Amalia and the decline of Phoenix. They tackle the RCQ season's challenges, including local store issues and player experiences while sharing insights on deck choices for the upcoming RC. The team celebrates a community member's milestone, invites others to share achievements, and offers coaching in exchange for Uncrustables. The episode is filled with humorous banter, meme creation, and a playful guessing game on top Pioneer cards.

The one where the Trashmasters delve into the topic of shuffling and randomization in Magic: The Gathering. They discuss the inefficacy and potential cheating involved in pile shuffling, the human struggle with understanding randomness, and the issues with digital shufflers like Spotify and Arena. They emphasize the importance of proper shuffling techniques and habits, particularly in tournament settings, and the consequences of biased shuffling.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about their grievances with TCG Player, the challenges with its shipping and grading guidelines, and the frustrations of ordering cards through it. The episode includes personal anecdotes and nightmare stories involving TCG Player, highlighting inconsistencies and detailing alternative sources for buying and selling Magic cards.

The one where the Trashmasters focus on the importance of taking care of oneself at large Magic events, discussing best practices for physical and mental maintenance. They delve into personal routines to optimize performance, such as staying hydrated, eating properly, getting enough sleep, and wearing comfortable clothing. They also emphasize the importance of mental breaks and having a support system. The episode further includes their fantasy draft for Pro Tour Amsterdam and a card guessing game centered on the most exhausting cards for long tournaments.