Lyrics:
Necrotizing Fasciitis/Necrotizing Fasciitis/So much pain/ React or be slain/ Necrotizing Fasciitis
Necrotizing Fasciitis/Dissolving don’t delight us/Pain out of proportion
I need a limb abortion/All from a sore shin!
I’m on the lookout when I see soft tissue/Is it going fast? Are you sick? I asked.
It feels like’s it’s a shark beneath the surface/The fascia elevator is at their service!
Oh no doc, is it do or die!?Why yes, TBH, lucky I’m your guy
Piptazo, Vanco, Clinda after cultures/ toxins swarming like in, like mini super vultures
What kinda mean bug got me through this wound?/First type’s a party cracking bubbly; stay tuned
Type two a hitman - strep pyogenes on your knees/ Or maybe Vibrio from the ocean seas!
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Call the surgeon in the middle of the night/Hey good sir could you join the fight?
What is the meaning of disturbing my slumber?/To Save a life. Glad you had my number!
CHORUS
When the surgeon arrives patient has less pain (of course)/ Is it effects of sepsis to the brain?
When I push he jumps not off the stretcher/Cutaneous anaesthesia is a late sign, I conjecture!
Youre a genius, hah, to the OR tomorrow!/Uhh good sir, but that could end in sorrow
Perhaps you could deign to operate stat/Steel and faciotimy would save him like that (snap)
We wheel him quickly down the hall/A little levofed makes his pressure not stall
Cut the leg theres necrotic goo/ compartments are relieved two by two
Thank you docs for saving my life/Everyone lauds you cept the ex-wife