Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach longs for the days of the Sussman era and getting scammed. Anything goes at the airport. Biscuit rankings. Self checkout protocol. Where would you put a third arm? Patreon Exclusive: New Major Sports + Sandwich Breads COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Do you feel more qualified than some of your friends for their jobs? If basketball was invented tomorrow, would it become popular? Why does Paul Boehl only have one pair of underwear? All those questions answered, and so much more. Patreon Exclusive: We start our post-apocalyptic cults COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lightning hit the Gas Plant, so we're podding shorthanded today. The Bear has been renewed for Season 5, and we must once again investigate TV shows that insist on sticking around for too long. First celebrity crushes, choosing three fingers to lose to fireworks and a terrifying stuffed crust pizza from Australia. Patreon Exclusive: All Free For The Fourth COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wosny Lambre is out with a DNP so it's Zamin ElHarper coming to you on this fine Wembsday. Lavar Ball is Big Baller Back and we missed him so damn much. Was the world a better place when Lavar was constantly on the airwaves? We've got major ownership turmoil in the association, as Marc Lore and A-Rod forgot to include a No Take Backsies clause in their contract with Glen Taylor. Meanwhile, two mortgage brokers turned owners that attended Michigan State have mad beef as their teams clash in the desert tonight. My third eye tells me someone already discussed this over a year ago... Patreon Exclusive: Joel Embiid is back! What does that mean for the 76ers prospects? Doc Rivers is questioning the Milwaukee Bucks 'road professionalism', and we break down his comments in incredibly descriptive detail. Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Zach has taken his relationship with Meta AI's chimp art generation to the next level What's your favorite brand of seltzer and flavor? How is Jon Taffer taking over the seltzer space? What outfit would you wear if when you passed away, you were stuck wearing that fit for eternity? What Sitcom would you like to live in and which character would you be? When did Smokey the Bear go through his glow up? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Did Diddy do it or didn't he? Wos guides us through the latest turbulence with Sean 'Puffy' Combs and we discuss Young Thug's incarceration, Meek Mill protesting too much and 50 Cent's sheer delight at the downfall of his enemies. The Jontay Porter situation has called into question the league's relationship with gambling and how the cost benefit analysis only favors minimum players. The Los Angeles basketball teams are fighting for their playoff lives right now, and had some interesting postgame quotes this week. D'Angelo Russel called the Lakers "unpredictable" while coach Ty Lue declared that the Clippers' identity is "soft". Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! The Warriors are in danger of falling out of the play-in due to the surging Rockets, and the freshly extended Steve Kerr is on the hot seat for not playing Stephen Curry enough. Also, Chris Paul was ejected last week for calling Tony Brothers a Tik Toker. We give you our Underdogs Fantasy Combination of the day. Sam Brock made an appearance on the Today show and is desperately in need of the services of the Law Offices of Amin Elhassan. Patreon Exclusive: March Mildness? Why this year's chalky tournament and watching games during the day isn't quite as cool as it used to be. Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdogs Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie & Mayes with Anton Ham & Clay Manges Zach is still obsessed with having AI render chimpanzee art. Eden's flight rant: Why aren't there more direct flights from New York to Vegas?? Would you eat a bad meal your significant other made? Underdogs Fantasy Combination of the day. Why are men so concerned about Gray Hair? Patreon Exclusive: Zach's second encounter with Sexy Johnny. Will there be a third? Sign up for Underdogs Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. We're halfway through the week, but still not even close to done talking about Amin's follow through and subsequent Spin Alley campaign of excuses. JJ Redick and LeBron James have teamed up to provide the nerdy X's and O's analysis sorely lacking from the podcast space. When did LeBron change his public feelings about Steph Curry? Why is Draymond so salty about being left out of this venture? How does Lamar Odom enter the conversation? We give you our Underdogs Fantasy Combination of the week. D'Angelo Russel is now the Lakers Franchise Record holder for three pointers in a season and coach Darvin Ham has given him a green room. Patreon Exclusive Segment: Alex Rodriguez and Marc Lore had a hiccup in their purchase of the Minnesota Timberwolves, according to Glen Taylor. Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdogs Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Coach Tray's competitive fire has been awakened as he describes his team's thrilling game that came down to the wire in the Nike Homecourt Classic. Wilson Chandler calls the experience 'The Closest Thing to NBA Basketball'. Kyrie Irving and Bam Adebayo delivered clutch Game WInners on Sunday. Do you work on that shot? After weeks of denials, the NBA officially announced that there have been "officiating focuses" outlined by the League that impacted a decreased in league scoring. If you missed this update, it's because Woj tried to sneaked it out in a Friday Night News Dump that minimized the severity and failed to credit Tom's referenced statistics. Patreon Exclusive: Amin Elhassan floats in to break down his filmed jump shot and follow through that created such a stir on social media, only someone of his tremendous character and personality could have taken it in stride. Produced by Anthony Mayes Sign up for Underdogs Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie, Mayes & Anton Ham We have found Eden's new career: Redesigning podcaster backgrounds to make them more aesthetically pleasing. Zach hasn't RSVP'd to Mo's wedding, which launches a thorough wedding discussion Mayes had a Stefon level experience last weekend. San Francisco's Hottest Club is Bar Part Time. What do you forget to pack when traveling? What celebrity would have the best restaurant? Zach and Mo gives us the down low on their barber, who may or may not believe in Lizard People. Patreon Exclusive: The Love is Blind Reunion served to further embarrass some members of the Season 6 cast. Would you rather live in a house with actual ghosts haunting it, or cockroaches? If you want to hear the full mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are blessed by the floater, Amin Elhassan, dropping in. Aaron Rodgers is on RFK Jr's short list to be his running mate, followed by Connor Roy, Jesse Ventura and the rest of the Predator call sheet. Well known charming asshole Isiah Thomas went on Draymond Green's podcast and spun such an incredibly impressive web of Iies, we try to parse the most believable statement. Michael Finley shared an anecdote from Mavericks Practice that leads to our new segment: Spin Alley! Wos spins the story for Grant Williams, while Amin rebuts in favor of Luka Doncic Anthony Edwards torched the Clippers for 37 points once Kawhi left the game, exploiting mismatches and declaring it a statement game. Patreon Exclusive: Glen Big Baby Davis has explored some interesting new career options, and he doesn't care what his fans think. Produced by Anthony Mayes If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Rudy Gobert, 4 years after serving as the canary in the coal mine of coronavirus, continues his costly crusade against NBA referees. He's directly responsible for a T-Wolves loss to the Cavaliers and a $100k fine from the league for his truth telling. The banged up Knicks and 76ers produced a throwback, 90s era final score as Phildelphia triumphed 79 - 73. Rick Pitino reveals he was privy to a Basketball Illuminati meeting where the decision to boost scoring through free throws was made. Why did Dominique Wilkins and Deion Sanders both leave Atlanta in early 1994? It might be because of questionable business partners at Club 21. Did Charlie Villanueva invent sports twitter? Tray disagrees with Richard Jefferson. What are the politics on ejecting fans from an arena? Patreon Exclusive: Jeannie Buss and Linda Rambis cozy up to LeBron on International Women's Day. The Kobe statue includes a full box score from his 81 point game littered with typos. Produced by Anthony Mayes If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Mo and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ballers, Playmakers & Sleep Scores Zach returns with another edition of Coffee Shop Chronicles Does a warrant work for a vampire cop? What is acceptable food to eat while driving? Patreon Exclusive: French Fries & Honey I Shrunk My Pet COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes Zach wants to program a movie channel and we read some Amin texts live from the Bayou. When is it too early to eat lunch food? What should be the cutoff for breakfast? Paul Boehl has a question that's really a veiled attempt to talk shit about American bacon. Zach has a potentially shocking admission. If your pet could talk, what would their voice sound like? The best Curb Your Enthusiasm episode of the season so far. If you died in a movie, what would your last line be right before your death? 30 Rock is an extremely underrated show. Patreon Exclusive: Love is Blind, the politics of watching a show with a partner, Real Housewives Reunion and Dune 2 If you want to hear the full mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Wos aka Big Tex aka The Haitian Howdy has returned from his wedding weekend in Austin, TX to describe his experience at the honky tonk. What to make of Jayson Tatum's struggles in the clutch and it's implications for a make or break Celtics season. Alperen Şengün dropped 45 points on Wemby and called out his lack of strength. Ben Simmons agent is taking accountability for not finding the right non-surgical options to get his career back on track. Wos gives Bronny some advice. Patreon Exclusive: Zion is holding the dunk contest hostage. What would be the ideal dunking quartet? Produced by Anthony Mayes If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Courtside Tray continues his residency at The Mecca with two visits last week. 39 year old LeBron declares that he has nothing to say to 18 year old LeBron and that everyone wanted to see that kid fail. Draymond and the Warriors implemented an interesting strategy to let Jaylen Brown fire at will en route to a 50 point Celtics blowout at the TD Garden. Are we celebrating Caitlin Clark's accomplishments, or are we part of the 'well actually' contingent pointing out the Pete Maravich context? Patreon Exclusive: Kevin Durant is facing more consistent double teams and it's putting pressure on his Phoenix teammates, especially with Devin Booker out the next couple weeks. Are double teams taking the fun out of the game? Produced by Anthony Mayes If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Realtor Marketing, Creating a Murder House and Love is Blind You can only choose one:  Potatoes 🥔 or Tomatoes 🍅? How long into dating someone does breaking up with someone over the phone become unacceptable? Katie gives us the origin of the phrase 'Basket Case' Patreon Exclusive: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Breakdown Things you can't do no matter how hard you try. Trader Joes Cultural Appropriation. If you want to hear the full mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are blessed by the floater, Amin Elhassan, dropping in. Zach introduces the guys to Love Is Blind, the sensation sweeping the Netflix Nation, and we mourn the loss of the great Richard Lewis. Monty Williams took aim at the league, the officials and the New York media in a fiery press conference. Was he justified? Dame is bored in Milwaukee, looking up fight videos and missing his family. Amin has recently learned about the financially exploitative world of AAU basketball firsthand and imparts lessons from the outspoken basketball parents. Patreon Exclusive: Draymond talked to Taylor Rooks about how the Poole Punch video was a calculated attack against his sterling character. Rudy Gobert explains how Victor Wembanyama reminds himself of... himself. Produced by Anthony Mayes If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! It's been a testy time in the NBA, and we run through all the fights and fracases that broke out in the last week: Charlotte took exception to the Warriors taking a layup and Draymond gives Grant Williams some advice Dennis Schroder shoved Mike Conley after a late 3 pointer Scuffles broke out after Kevin Love wrapped up Zion with a hard foul Wake Forest stormed the court with Kyle Filipowski caught in the mix Cam Newton kept his hat on throughout a brawl at a public event We also learn about Tray's junior college coach, Ed Madec and break down his Sports Science clip. Patreon Exclusive: Amin joins Tom to discuss the Clippers rebrand with new nautical themed design elements. Then we react to the breaking news about Phoenix snagging the 2027 All Star game. Is the Amin Plan in full effect? Produced by Anthony Mayes If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mayes, Katie & Anton Ham The etiquette of getting coffee for your office and why you shouldn't do it anywhere near Zach. Prime Follow Up: What is Amazon suggesting Mayes should buy? It's Reverse Lent! What are you binging for 40 days? What are the ideal proteins for Burritos, Tacos & Quesadillas? Patreon Exclusive: How many episodes should a TV series or season be? Eden thinks all shows should tell a complete story. Do you break up or get broken up with? If you want to hear the full mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Zosny pod is super sized after the All Star Break! Zach Harper & Wosny Lambre are joined by Amin Elhassan & Tom Haberstroh to run down some of the most fraudulent moments in recent NBA past: Lebron didn’t know about the potential Warriors trade until we did The Doc Rivers bundle, including that he told the Bucks ‘I don’t understand why you’re [firing Adrian Griffin]' Giannis claiming that he doesn’t watch tape or basketball Draymond's reenactment of Adam Silver convincing him not to retire Adam Silver congratulating the team with the most points at ASG Jayson Tatum saying he’s the best player in the NBA Karl Towns putting up 50 in the All Star Game and losing by 20+ Patreon Exclusive: Wos & Amin's Indianapolis experience behind the scenes, battling the elements, meeting AJ from the Backstreet Boys, JuJu Gotti's savvy and the 'White American Hooper' draft. Produced by Anthony Mayes If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Mayes recounts a memorable people watching experience at a comedy show last night. Eden seeks council about how to deal with friends who are plan-extenders and how to properly excuse yourself from a social setting. Zach has a new best friend named Sexy Johnny that he met during the Superb Owl. Curb Your Enthusiasm delivered a classic episode last week. Patreon Exclusive: Could you date someone with your pet's name? How far into a relationship do you cancel your Netflix? Is Valentine's Day an overrated commercialized holiday? And then in the process of convincing Mayes to get Amazon Prime, Neon Signs take over the rest of the podcast. If you want to hear the full mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper turns to noted Jets aficionado Wosny Lambre for guidance on how to be a depressed football fan following a crushing Super Bowl Loss. The Warriors tried to trade for LeBron James before the Trade Deadline?? And don't forget about Daryl 'D-Mo' Morey's history of bold trade inquiries. What is Kyle Kuzma trying to build with the Wizards? Better fit: OG Anunoby on the Knicks or Gordon Hayward saddling up to the Thunder? And we decode Spencer Dinwiddie's parental analogy for why he chose the Lakers. Patreon Exclusive: Draymond Green eviscerates 'little guy' Jusuf Nurkic on his podcast. Plus Wos gives his thoughts on this week's Cinephobe, 'Blue Chips' Produced by Anthony Mayes If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Mayes and Papa Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Papa Mayes joins from his summer vacation to break down meeting Zach and Eden in person, and provide his insight on his son's wedding. Best Mods to a BLT. Which world quadrant has the best food? What happened to commercial jingles? Patreon Exclusive: Was TV better before streaming & Greek Gods? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are Coming Home! Mayes is depressed about the 49ers losing another Super Bowl. Everyone has been comparing Patrick Mahomes to Michael Jordan, but what NBA player has an identical resume? We discuss the Usher halftime show and Swizz Beats being cucked in front of the largest audience since the moon landing. Despite the Trade Dudline, there were still NBA teams that improved, like the Mavs, Knicks and Suns. Why did the Hawks, Lakers and Warriors stand pat? Patreon Exclusive Segment: LeBron keeps lying and Courtside Tray details his trip to Madison Square Garden featuring appearances by Tracy Morgan, Spencer Dinwiddie and Mark Cuban. Produced by Anthony Mayes. If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Missing laundry items and Zach's flooded apartment. A sudden development at Karma, and no we're not talking about the brunch menu. Teslas see ghosts in cemetaries and Eden's review of the Apple Vision Pro. Sandwich talk! Including the Sandwich Alignment Chart. Love Question about Valentine's Day Patreon Exclusive: All Fantasy Everything live show in Phoenix If you want to hear the full mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre celebrate their birthdays and talk about the debut of Curb Your Enthusiasm's final season. Should the NBA restrict the trade window to a set period like they do in soccer? Or would that force ESPN to actually have to discuss basketball instead of rumors and cap machinations, and cause a ceasefire to the possibility of a Woj-Bomb at any given moment. We discuss the brand spankin new LED court that will debut for All Star Weekend, check in on the Ben Simmons hype train and Kyrie's comments after returning to Brooklyn. Patreon Exclusive Segment: 50 Cent has removed the Ja Rule Curse from the Minnesota Timberwolves and Zach has made a conscious decision to believe in the Clippers. Produced by Anthony Mayes. If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are Coming Home! Tracy Chapman joining Luke Combs for a Grammy's performance of Fast Car prompts an interesting discussion about the second life songs can get these days and how music is an emotional time machine. With the Trade Deadline looming, should the Warriors trade for Lauri 'Bird' Markkanen? Should the OKC Thunder cash in their chips for win now type player? New York City is buzzing about the Knicks and Jalen Brunson as an MVP candidate. Are they the NBA's version of what happened with the Detroit Lions this season? Patreon Exclusive Segment: Dr. Brian Sutterer weighs in on the unclear language surrounding the media coverage of Joel Embiid's injury diagnosis. Produced by Anthony Mayes. If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Mayes, Emily, Mo, Katie & Dammond Johnson Mayes unveils his group project theory for all interpersonal social dynamics. What is your go to snack under the influence? First crushes and the silly things we did to get their attention. If you want to hear the full mailbag, check out the patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre stayed up late to catch LeBron's late night emoji tweet ⌛️, and are here to interpret just exactly whose time is up. You've heard that Joel Embiid and Tyrese Haliburton are in danger of missing out on awards, but was the responsibility on the Player's Union to prevent us from getting here? A spicy Detroit Diss Track will never see the light of day, Amin Elhassan may have blasphemed with his latest costume, and is a Steph Curry / Sabrina Ionescu shootout necessary? Produced by Anthony Mayes. If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards welcome Amin Elhassan to Mondays, even though he's not a capricorn, hasn't come home and might be headed to Turkey. In the wake of the scoring eruptions from Luka, Embiid, Booker and KAT, is defense gone? Is that a good thing? Tray sees both sides of the issue. Joel Embiid hasn't played in Denver since 2019 and is in danger of being ruled ineligible for his second MVP, but there's another player's money that Amin is more concerned about. Tom has a scorching hot take in light of the NFC Championship game. Produced by Anthony Mayes. If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes The crew shares their experiences with road rage, frustration with people zippering, and Eden's troubled past on the road. Except for Zach, who despite rage in his everyday life, is chill on the road. Favorite slang words or phrases in other languages? Behaviors you found out what was weird later in life. Grocery store habits and curiosities. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 90210, Melrose Place and other 90s trash television. If you want to hear the full mailbag, check out the patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are together once again on the Wednesday show with 'floater' Amin Elhassan. The Bucks fired Adrian Griffin despite being 2nd in the East. Could you have seen this coming if you were paying attention? Can Doc Rivers prescribe a cure and make the Bucks championship contenders? Why and how did CNN get the scoop ahead of Woj and Shams? The Miami Heat acquired the scariest, terriest guard in the NBA. Produced by Anthony Mayes. If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony Mayes brings in Jason Madison to discuss the best of television in the last year. Why did we wait til January 2024? Because The Curse and Fargo hadn't wrapped up yet. Honorable Mentions at 6:02 I Think You Should Leave, How To With John Wilson, Beef, Slow Horses, Reservation Dogs Dear Mama 16:09 #10 Dave 25:15 #9 The Last of Us 33:02 #8 Righteous Gemstones 44:37 #7 Poker Face 48:23 #6 The Curse 53:32 #5 Abbott Elementary 1:10:02 #4 Fargo 1:13:21 #3 Barry 1:16:11 #2 The Bear 1:24:27  #1 Succession 1:31:46 Hijack, The Bad Batch & Winning Time 1:38:12 The Black Shows that got Axed in 2023 1:47:23 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ A discussion about AI leads to a quick Mountainhead review, which seamlessly transitions into talking about Mo's dad's pantry. Do you think your favorite movie or tv show has already been made? Dill or No Dill on collectible popcorn buckets. Patreon Exclusive: Embarrassing purchases & Dave the Diver COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards unite for the inaugural Monday edition of the OG Podcast. Kevin Durant wants to be included in the GOAT conversation. What is holding him back from reaching that level? Then Ben Aronson joins the program to discuss the collapse of Sports Illustrated and the greater media landscape. Produced by Anthony Mayes. If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes with Enrico Guizzardi joining us from Rwanda What bizarre request would you make for your funeral? Katie's been preparing for this question for a while. Saltburn review! We had the whole panel watch the movie so we can discuss Barry Keoghan's squinty eyes. If you want to hear the full mailbag, check out the patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew assembles to debate ordering movie theater popcorn via postmates. How much are you willing to pay for Flavacol? What are you getting too old for? What do you refuse to spend money on? Can anyone beat Post Malone at beer pong? Bubble tea has evolved, and while The Rehearsal is over, the House of the Dragon has just begun. Zach Harper, Eden Liu, Jerry, Emily Sargo, Mohammad Shirdel and Mayes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Mailbag crew has returned for another thriller. Zach Harper, Eden Liu, Emily Sargo, Dammond Johnson and Anthony Mayes are here to tackle the most pressing issues in podcasting. Zach is concerned about Russia, primarily the alternate Russia from the tv show 'For All Mankind', but also the remote town of Tiksi and October Revolution Island. Then everyone assembles their heist crew from a particular set of restrictions, and when they attempt to establish three laws in their own countries, things quickly fall apart. Also, why are we wasting resources reanimating dead spiders? Don't we have better things to do? Finally Walter 'Papa' Mayes joins the show for a spoiler filled discussion of the Jordan Peele film Nope after about the 1:40:00 mark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach has returned from his Bachelor Party in Vegas and has stories to share about Momofuku's Fried Chicken and Caviar and the dangerously attractive woman he encountered at the pool. Emily Sargo paired two concerts together this week and shares her experience from The Weeknd and Rage Against the Machine. Anton Ham brags about how much delicious food he's been eating lately. Mayes dives into the archives to ask a question about utensils that really just points to one key weakness in his cutlery game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jade returns from his mailbag hiatus to give an update on Greyson's smashed iPad and report back from his summer Bear Safari in Connecticut before immediately turning around and leaving for Cape Cod, Zach checks in from Vegas, Jerry joins the show to ask a pertinent love question, Emily Sargo enjoyed Nope, and Mayes continues to hatewatch Westworld and consolidate the essence of the story down to bite size pieces for Eden. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach and Mayes return to discuss what alcoholic beverage they would love to have just a phone call away. Just who exactly is Johnny Carson? How many texts without a response is the limit? TFM Crew investigates. Why is Nathan Fielder such a seductive genius? Zach and Mayes try to convince Eden to check out The Rehearsal. Westworld ""Is Back"" according to respectable people on the internet, but Mayes tells you why it's still a Hatewatch. And finally, do snakes poop? You'll have to tune in to find out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily Sargo wonders how Idris Elba can be so hot, but yet be a bad kisser, and the gang speculates on who else fits that description. Eden Liu won't stop spamming the group chat with chicken cutlet sandwich porn. Darlene Bereznicki is starting to develop a new character for her act thanks to a prompt for a variety show, where she inhabits the persona of a teenage Australian boy. Anthony Mayes wants to end microtransactions once and for all. Then finally Dammond Johnson joins the show and we talk about Thor Love and Thunder. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mayes is back from Pittsburgh, and he can't wait to tell the gang what he witnessed. Darlene Bereznicki had trouble adjusting to the siesta schedule in Spain, and Eden Liu & Emily Sargo describe their experience with the delicacy that is omurice. Later on Eden saw the new movie The Black Phone and Mayes breaks down the fourth season of Westworld, which takes place 7 years in the future. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Friday Mailbag with Jade, Eden Liu, Mariano and Zach Harper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠ After a prolonged back and forth, Mayes prys a dad joke from Papa Mayes. We investigate everyone's stripper name and whether they would get along with their clone. Parallel parking, too many tacos and putting in effort on the first date. Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Eden, Mayes and Emily close out the week with all the important topics you've been dying to know about. Who are you supposed to tip and how much? What's going on with Shavlik Randolph? Why was the third season of Barry so god damn good? Which way of consuming cannibis is superior? What on earth is Corned Beef and where can I get some? The answers to all these questions and so much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join us for a special edition of 'After Dark' with Ethan Strauss as we celebrate the release of his first book 'The Victory Machine.' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Friday Mailbag with Jade, Zach Harper, Eden Liu, Darlene, Emily and Anthony, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices