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This ain't your dad's 50th episode celebration. Join the hosts of the Forever DMs as we celebrate the full release of 50 episodes! Thank you for listening to this point, and we hope you continue to enjoy our episodes to come!

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We Cummus

We Saw

We Conquered

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Heave, ho, for Lore Mountain is where we must go.

Curious what's going on in this brand new messed up world Evin cooked up for us? You don't need to wait too long to find out what lays ahead in this brand new adventure as the crew learns of their mission, explosives are launched, and tumbles are had. Get ready for a whole lot of proper nouns coming up in The Forever DMs!

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Not soon long after the epidemic on Yggdrasil, a new anomaly arises that challenges Hoon, Natasha, and Connie. But besides a new anomaly, our group faces the consequences of Hoon's actions and measure their paths going forward. This arc is sure to split the party, and split some ends. Join us in the brand new arc of The Forever DMs!

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The plague is over, but for our folks back on Yggdrasil, there's work to be done and live to be saved. Ashe is at the peak of his game, Alistair has a bad book choice, and Hoon knows something is afoot with Connie. You'll come back and laugh at that last one after you listen to this special epilogue edition of The Forever DMs!

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What is the purpose of time if it is not to countdown towards it's own end?

What is the purpose of space for it not to measure how far it can go before it can no longer expand?

What is the purpose of those random buckles that hang from backpacks?

Join us in the thrilling conclusion of this Forever DM's arc, Sins of the Past, where our heroes discover the true identity of the one behind it all, and are forced to overcome all odds that have been stacked against them.

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Back again baby! The crew finally reaches their destination, a dreadful tower that continues to scream "tacky". What will be discovered within, and who will park Charon? Find out in this episode of The Forever DMs!

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Welcome back to another thrilling episode of the Forever DMs! In this episode, we return once again to Willow, Fred, and Dr. Natasha. Will our heroes be able to survive long enough to receive update from Yggdrasil? Or will they be buried beneath these sands with untold dangers, dooming the multiverse? Find out on this episode of The Forever DMs!

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Returning our sights back on Yggdrasil, the remaining survivors tend to their tree in need, doing damage control, and learning new vital information that if not shared with the ground team, will lead to utter disaster. Follow Ashe, Alistair, and Hoon as they deal with new realizations, and old problems come anew. Join us this episode on The Forever DMs!

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Flying Tortle Man- By The Dockettes

In a town not far away,

Lived a tortle who loved to play.

But not on land or in the sea,

This tortle soared, wild and free.

He's a flying tortle man,

With a shell like a glider's plan.

Up in the sky, he takes command,

Flying high, across the land.

With wings stretched wide, he'd take flight,

Underneath the stars at night.

People marveled at the sight,

Of this tortle taking flight.

He's a flying tortle man,

With a shell like a glider's plan.

Up in the sky, he takes command,

Flying high, across the land.

Through clouds and over hills he'd roam,

In the sky, he found his home.

With every flap of his wings so grand,

He'd soar above the promised land.

He's a flying tortle man,

With a shell like a glider's plan.

Up in the sky, he takes command,

Flying high, across the land.

So if you're feeling down and blue,

Look up high, he might pass through.

A flying tortle, quite the sight to see,

Bringing joy and wonder, soaring free.

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Welcome back to the Forever DMs, your uncle's favorite podcast! It's true go ahead and text him.

In this (non)Award Winning episode, Willow finds herself sinking further and further into despair from the influx of fey buffoonery. Meanwhile, Fred incorrectly diagnoses someone with a severe mental illness within 90 seconds of meeting them and somehow still manages to befriend them. The good Doctor loses her night's work of jarring, and gets some new swag at the crew's latest stop. Join the fun in this episode of The Forever DMs!

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In this episode of the Forever DMs, the gang finds the nicest looking place on this world yet! Which isn't saying much! A dire encounter might have long term consequences, and may be a lead into a new discovered symptom from the illness born of this world. What will they uncover, and how will they continue forward? Find out in this episode of the Forever DMs!

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You didn't ask, and we delivered anyways! Another episode of the Forever DMs is here! The crew fights back against the undead hordes, as the rules of this new world begin to settle into their minds and bodies. Dire circumstances lead to pressure that threatens to blow at the slightest misstep, like offering a lollipop instead of a cookie. How will our heroes(?) start their journey when they're already exposed to the monsters that await them? Find out here on The Forever DMs!

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Welcome back to a brand new year of your favorite(?) DM's! After a long hiatus thanks to the holidays as well as a great deal of significant life developments (positive!) we have returned marking ONE WHOLE YEAR of releasing content into the internet void! If you're joining along now, welcome and thank you dearly! If you've been around awhile, also thank you dearly but also wow really? You got past my editing from the first few arcs? You're a demon, and I for one offer you my soul.

In this new adventure, all of existence is put in jeopardy as a being has opened an infectious portal right to Yggdrasil. The gang of Fred, Willow, and Natasha get their gear and set off to find a way to cure the Patient Zero realm, and save the multiverse. Tacky necromancers, sickly environments, and my favorite part, zombies galore will find you this episode! Hop in and buckle up, for a new Forever DMs adventure!

PS "Freaks" is actually the junk master Usulo Arrowstick from Arc 3. Eli mixed them up and I didn't have it in me to rerecord a whole thing for the gag so... there ya go

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Oh boy. Oh jeez. Oh shucks.

Folks, this episode is HEAVY. A whirlwind of emotions come from an epic climax of not only the story in Lupelis, but the entire first 'Season' of our podcast. We want to thank you all dearly for making it this far into our wild adventure. But that aside, you are in for a treat of an episode. With the battle beginning, all our heroes can do is their best. Will it be enough? Will it be just enough? Or will they fall in this truly captivating final fight? Listen in to this explosive finale: Dusk of Mortality.

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In this 2 part thrilling season conclusion, the heroes must come to grips with an accelerated plan that has left them out of position for the coming evening. With the loop closed, mortality hangs ever present over the heads of everyone. Death's pressure no longer suppressed by the knowledge of an imminent reset, the crew recognizes their possible fates and how they can manage to leave this world either better or worse than how they found it. Join us, in this staggering conclusion of Lome Ahone 2: Lost in Lupelis, from the Forever DMs!

Shoutout to Eli's dad.

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Driven to the edge of madness, the crew is forced to put their final plan in action. Will their investigations allow the gang to go through this loop seamlessly or will there be splinters in the day to come? With pressures rising, you'll just have to listen to find out on The Forever DMs!

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Returning where we left off, the gang puts into action a plan to fight back against the raiders of Lupelis. In this action packed episode, experience explosions epitomized, ghost gal galore, and more! Will the crew solve the loop after this brutal battle, or will their goals go unachieved once again? Discover this and more on The Forever DMs!

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Truly the most professional podcast there ever was, The Forever DMs continues this week with a brand new loop and a wild amount of new information. At some point we decide to actually do things and face the world I swear, just get past all the nonsense. Discover the new plans and the shifting priorities this week on The Forever DMs!

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In this beast of an episode, the splinter is investigated, Alistair and Q have a comedy-action movie adventure, and Hoon creates the most magnificent Tiny Hut. As the heroes(?) get ever closer to finishing this loop for good, choices will have to be made in the multiple single day ahead.

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A new loop, a new same day! With the sunrise brings questions to the forefront of morning discussions and plans are made to answer them. Alistair and Hoon head over to the local inn The Whispering(withheld) Wood, while Q confronts Avra on why the loop continued. Discover mimosas, allies, and more on this episode of The Forever DMs!

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Get ready for an action packed non-stop adventure! The crew go off into the woods to find the Chris's to warn them of the upcoming raid on the village. Things escalate further and further as time on this loop runs closer and closer to it's end. Will the gang stop the loop and save Hablas in time? Or will there be only bruises that don't exist in the morning? Find out on The Forever DMs!

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We're back! After a several week hiatus, The Forever DMs are happy to return to the world of Lupelis where the loop keeps loopin and the Hoon keeps Hoonin. New clues present themselves and a (possible) ally reveals themselves. The source of the loop is (possibly) discovered, and all the crew has to do is succeed in saving just one boy. But Alistair has morals so it's a bit more complicated. Join us and listen now!

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The first day in the fine hamlet of Lupelis, our heroes of Yggdrasil attempt to get their heads on straight as they adapt to their surroundings. Hoon inspires the next generation, Alistair gets spooked over a buff kobold, and Q adds mediator to his list of professions. Join us on the first loop of many, and discover the mystery surrounding this seemingly normal world!

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Take a seat and then take a seat and then take a seat and then take a seat and then take a seat and then listen to the beginning of Evin's Arc and a new chapter in the book of the Forever DMs. A world caught in a moment is a mystery to be solved, and requires the assistance of three of Yggdrasil's finest, Alistair, Q3, and Hoon. Will they be successful or will they find themselves stuck forever in their cycle? Find out this week on The Forever DMs!

(Warning more horrific typewriter content to be found within. Please advise.)

Intro and outro Music by Lexin_Music from Pixabay

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In the climactic conclusion of Cam's chaotic chapter, the group comes to terms with the ethics of what it means to work on behalf of the World Tree.

If you had the chance to let the end never come, would you be willing to begin again?

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No creative tie in to the world this time gang. Instead its just me, Cam, talking to you, the listener, about how we screwed up (except Evɛn). I know it is unbelievable, but hear me out. We explain it pretty quickly in the first 8ish minutes. Long story short, I didn't get the master file and everyone had personal audio issues I could not fix. So here we are, a week later, with a summary of the episode done in complete Forever DMs fashion: where we spend 10 minutes discussing cartoons and then eventually poorly describe what hour and thirty minutes you all missed. Anyways, next week is the finale. So that will be cool. Seeya there!

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Welcome back to another thrilling episode of The Forever DMs! In this episode, the crew decides to retire and settle down in Florida. Its bright sunny skies, beautiful beaches, delicious Cuban food, and fascism all around! Kidding (not about the descriptors). They actually psychotically decide to set course for a mysterious artifact that may just be the secret to fixing this timeline, and moving on to the next. Will they accomplish their goal? Or will they decide to go to the happiest place on earth? (You know what I'm talking about, I just wanna make sure we aren't sued.) Find out this episode!

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This episode of the Forever DMs is brought to you by therapy! If you have suffered through any problem through your entire life, you may benefit from sitting down and talking about it. Call 1-800-THERAPY today, that is 1-800-THERAPY today.

The crew finds a place to rest after their encounter with a dreaded Splinter. As they find refuge in a strange new place, new allegiances are found, while others hold their ground. Find out what happens and listen now!

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Aerialtime Law dictates that all members of any vessel taking part in the expansion of Piercer Corp be aware of the dangers that may lay ahead of you in your employment (voluntary or otherwise) with us. Please note that during travel there is a slight chance to run into possible dangers that include: fracture of space/time, hallucinations, wormholes, meteor clouds, instant death, and possible fragments of unending potential gone rogue. We thank you for your time here with us at Piercer Corp, we love you [NAME]!

Paragon Monsters Concept: https://theangrygm.com/return-of-the-son-of-the-dd-boss-fight-now-in-5e/

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Back with a vengeance, The Forever DMs continue with a 3 way party split this episode! Listen in as Alistair recreates that one tense conversation you've had with a teacher that obviously didn't like you but had to keep professionalism because they didn't have tenure, we discover more about Ashe's past that is in no shape/way/form depressing, and Fred blows your mind. What will happen in this exciting new episode? Find out now!

We had some issues with Tom's audio being lost for the initial ~15 minutes. Please excuse the audio quality and be thankful with me that the audio wasn't lost to the void completely, thank you my kings/queens/royals.

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A long time ago in a timeline far, far, down the branches of Yggdrasil...

EPISODE IV SEVERAL DUELS OF SEVERAL FATES

(insert non descript, free-use fantastical theme song)

It has been less than 36 hours since the arrival of YGGDRASIL'S CHOSEN in this new world. As our heroes continue their fight against the loathsome, evil corporation SKY PIERCER. During their journey, they were swept up in a Privateer Tournament in order to gain more freedom and understanding of their enemy(?). Old rivalries end in bloodshed, and new romances bloom on the battlefield. THE FOREVER DMS continues here...

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Welcome back to The Forever DMs! On this episode, the crew pass the orgy pits and head straight into battle anime tournament arc style. Get ready for the freak show and be prepared for new faces to reveal themselves as we discover more of this world and what it truly means to be "employed" here. (Can you tell that Cam is anti-capitalist yet?) What does Piercer Corp have in store for this tournament, and what is there to be gained on completion? Listen in to discover all this and more!

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Welcome back to The Forever DM's (TM and Copyright by the Piercer Corporation)! We here at Piercer Corp are honored to be your one and only choice for continued survival of civilization. We're sure you have many questions for us, and we are so excited to answer all of them as you start your journey as part of our family! Before we answer them, please note that Piercer Corp retains the right to rewind time in order to change our answers in the future. With that said, let's get started with your onboarding process! Please listen to this short 90 minute audio presentation featuring some of our newest non-permanent contract workers Baluster Downspout, Ashe, and Fred Cookie, then fill out the 50 page introductory quiz to get started! Remember, Piercer Corp loves you and if you don't feel that love ITS YOUR FAULT!

Trigger Warning: Suicide depicted at 46:45. To skip over the depiction and immediate aftermath, skip to 47:47.

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Welcome to the third arc of The Forever DMs, this time featuring Cam as the DM! The tree has grown and so to has it's people. As a new head of the table takes it's place, what world awaits us in the time to come? Discover what it means to have your Head in the Clouds in this newest chapter of our story!

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Here it is. The finale of Bráithre Caillte. Eli can no longer haunt any of you with images of messed up genetic hivemind/clone animal hybrids. Or confuse you with backwards, upside down, language and action. You're safe now. But to gain that safety, you must first traverse the dangerous path that is this chaotic coda. You must see for yourself the inhumanities that await in this arc's conclusion as we all had to live through it. Good luck.

(It's actually a great episode so my doomer writing shouldn't put you off. If it did, then good we didn't want you anyways.)

((We did, please come back.))

Enjoy this climactic episode of The Forever DMs!!!

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Another day, another battle... Horribly scarred, twisted, and stricken with the grief of war our heroes grieve for the tragic losses of life around them in an unrelenting, and brutal setting. Naw I'm messing with you all, our characters don't give a rat's a** about any of the violence around them, and in fact, thrive in this penultimate episode of our latest arc here on The Forever DMs! How will all of these forces clash, and who will come out on top? Don't flip that channel, instead kick off those crocs and sip on some water because you probably haven't had enough today, and join us on our adventure!

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Welcome back this week to another thrilling episode of The Forever DMs! Our heroes(?) rise again to a new threat: chaotic and unrelenting violence. How will they confront the battlefield in front of them, if at all? What will become of Natasha's dentistry certification if her only patient is to die? Will Willow willingly welter with wisdom? Will Connie earn their Lord Commander title after all? Find out as we near the end of Eli's arc and inch ever closer to the next adventure!

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In this episode of The Forever DMs, our crew finds a brand new source of whackiness in this wasteland Eli decided to unleash upon this world and all others. Research is done, conversations are had, and fire is made. Join us this week on another exciting adventure!

Please note, this may appear twice in your feed. This is due to us swapping podcast hosts and the new one requiring a reupload of this episode. There is no difference between the one you see here or the other one you might see as well. Thank you for your understanding, and enjoy the episode- Cam

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Rejoining our heroes from that nightmarish last episode, we find them reeling from the consequences of dentistry. Not long after, it's off to the races as we march to the source of the Topsy Scurvy and the anomaly the crew was sent to fix. Discover this and more on this week's episode of The Forever DMs!

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In this episode of the Forever DMs, our sorta-heroes finish getting themselves settled in at Mole HQ. A night of shenanigans lead to a series of cataclysmic events that change Doctor Natasha Legasova eternally. How will the crew reckon with the consequences of their actions? What even were their actions? Tune in to "Cavity in the Caverns" to find out!

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Welcome back to another thrilling episode of The Forever DMs! In this episode, our multiversal crew decides the only way forward is down. Worming their way into this world hasn't been easy, but Natasha, Connie, and Willow are making it work as best they can with as many of their teeth intact as possible. 

Also, Murph, feel free to DM us about that NADDPOD guest appearance, Eli and I (Cam) will do whatever it takes. Whatever. It. Takes.

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In this completely normal episode, the Yggdrasil crew does not find out any new information regarding this totally functional, sane world Eli created. There is absolutely NO progress whatsoever in the story, and no new characters are introduced who own a clockwork monkey with patches of mismatched fur glued to it. Dinosaurs also cannot talk. Don't tune in this week for an average experience!

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The Forever DMs return with brand new characters in a brand new setting created by a (not actually) brand new DM, Eli! Listen in as a new cast of chaotic characters create a creative collection of crazy catastrophes, and we discover a new world that immediately gives some major red flags. How will our protagonists respond to a world as goofy as they are? Find out in our first episode of The Forever DMs second arc, Bráithre Caillte!

Big shoutout to friend of the Podcast, Jessy, for their contribution of the Juggler feat! Listen to her podcast: Dice, Drinks, and Discourse! 

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Join The Forever DMs as they clash against Qhigdos, Corrupter of Flesh, in a nail-biting finale! The walls are closing in, and little avenue remains on this journey for Ashe, Q, and Hoon. Will they emerge victorious, or will there be a price to pay for their dismissal of the horrors they have seen thus far? Find out on this thrilling conclusion to our first arc!

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In our penultimate episode of The Frozen Terror, our heroes have submerged themselves into their environment and finally get some answers right from the source. Discover these answers for yourself here!

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In this episode of The Forever DMs, we find our heroes picking up with an explosive start. A grenade a week in the making blows up, the gang makes a few friends, and Hoon is still justifiably scared out of his mind. Join us as we adventure further into The Frozen Terror!

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Join us as the Yggragroup enters the mysterious bubble discovering a hidden city. What monstrous secrets await them as they explore THE FROZEN TERROR! In this episode Q was not embarrassed about his love life, Hoon discovered wet dirt, and Ashe babysits his two (Intelligent?) companions. Horror, adventure, and yeah maybe a few laughs, await!

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**ATTENTION BEFORE YOU LISTEN**
Due to a loss of native audio, this episode had to be reconstructed and reedited from scratch. There are a variety of audio technical issues that are apparent throughout the episode. To avoid these skip on to the next episode, there will be a recap (as always) to catch you up on a few things you may have missed. Thank you for your understanding!

The Frozen Terror continues to terrify! The crew makes contact with life and discover even more information regarding the mystery set before them. Q discovers some spicy drama, Hoon has a nervous tick, and Ashe is done with both of their antics. Join us this week on The Forever DMs!

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We join our group of adventurers Ashe, Hoon, and Quincy, as they explore a new world full of mystery, intrigue, and horror. The trio rummage through a nearby camp as to uncover any clues as to their purpose here, the giant bubble off in the horizon, and just exactly how you can fit a corpse in a file cabinet. Listen to discover the fruits of their inquiry!

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