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Mickey's in Santa mode, looking quite plump, With festive ears perched on his jolly round rump, The park's packed with tourists in matching red sweaters, Wallet-draining magic that couldn't get better!

Fake snow falls sideways in subtropical heat, Overpriced churros - a sugar-filled treat, Kids screaming with joy (or perhaps just pure rage), Disney's Christmas chaos is center stage!

Princesses prancing with tinsel and cheer, Selfie sticks wielded like weapons, oh dear! One turkey leg costs more than my first car, But who's counting? We're making memories - har-har!

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Turkey Legs and Dolewhip while spying on Native Americans from the Liberty Belle Riverboat, what are your family traditions for the eatiest drinkiest, nappiest holiday this side of Tomorrowland? and what is a Thanksgiving without Villains and rants about influencers, well listen in to hear ours.

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Jollywood Nights or Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, which shin dig of 2024 is gonna get your toes a tappin and your wallets a waving. to discover all the holiday huffabaloo we brought back friend of the show and trendsetter of tinsel Magical Hijinx (Demi) (@magicalhijinx) Demi is always the first to know and shes here to let us all in on all the holiday happenings of these two fiesty festivities. so throw on your favorite spirit Jersey, stoke the screensaver of fire, and curl up like pluto as we get all Holiday hootenanny up in your ear holes. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, Seaworld, Jollywood Nights, MVMCP, Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, Shamu, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

We are trying something new and listening and roasting our previous coverage of The Hall of Presidents, just in time for you to mop up your tears, or excitedly raise your hands in the air and wave em like.... a polaroid picture. Join your very favorite 40 some odd old white robots in the spirit of electoral electrification. how well did we do the first time? gotta listen in to find out.

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What's better than Pirates of the Caribbean? How about cruising the Bermuda Triangle on a floating city with shows, go-carts, casinos and oh so many bars. Adriane tells all about the Norwegian Joy and her recent boat ride into the great blue yonder. How was the Cruise ship Buffett, and what exaclty happened on the Lido deck? you gotta listen in to find out.

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This week the terrific twosome reunites with a long-time friend of the show and gets into the weeds with the newly announced LLPP : Lightning Lane Premiere Pass, what is it, why is it, and how am I going to afford it???. Adriane and Ryan are so excited to welcome Monika (social_barbi / @fake_gwen) who knows so much more than us about this spaghetti mess of options that Disney has released upon the world. Is it going to make everything smooth and easy.... your guess is as good as ours!! Then we hop on over for an epic discussion about all things Epic Universe.  Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, disney adult, fandom, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

Today... were back with an all new adventure. Join the drunk duo as we head on down to the eathernet eatery to wax poetic about all things themepark. Today we share all about Adriane's fall trip to dirty south, get down to earth and real with you our favorite fans and discuss what weve been up to...  To find out, you just gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Trip Report, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Today we head on down to the hyper hooch hovel, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Ryan and Adriane take a break from our never started vacation to chat up our thoughts on the offerings from the 2024 D-23 Event that Disney held in Anaheim. Did Santa Joshy bring us everything we ever wanted, or was there some coal in our Disney Parks stockings... listen in to hear the tea spilled all over the Rivers of America 

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Today we head on down to the eathernet eatery to wax poetic about all things themepark. today we share some big news about the future of the show, get down to earth and real with you our favorite fans and discuss some quirky happenings in the world of Dis...  To find out, you just gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Trip Report, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Can you smell what the castle is cooking? well we do, and to smell all the best and worst around central Florida, we needed to bring on a professional. were Happy to have Airik creator of Mortimer and Company candle company maker of the Happiest Scents on Earth (@mortandcocandles , https://www.etsy.com/shop/MortAndCo). Whether it is churros, the grand Floridian lobby, or the smell of ancient Rome on fire, they have all of your favorites. We learn all about making candles, smellitizers, brominated water, body odor on the monorail, and all the best and worst. wanna learn, just listen in.

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Today we head on down to the chocolate milk microchip, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Ryan tells Adriane all about his trip to the sweetest place on earth, Hershey Pennsylvania, and the theme park where chocolate flows like the salmon of Capistrano Hersheypark. the brainchild of factory man and chocolatier Milton Hershey. So will the massive coasters turn our stomachs or will that happen with the enormous milk shakes ....  To find out, you just gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation,Hershey Park, Hersheypark, Echo Dell, Indian Echo Caverns, Hershey gardens, Zoo America, Trip Report, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Today we head on down to the hyper hooch hovel, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Ryan gets sloshy with his brother Eric chattin up our thoughts on the rumored offerings from the 2024 destination D-23 Event coming up in Anaheim. Maybe we will get some of these goodies promised last D23 maybe we get some all new fantastic technological marvels, or maybe they spend 45 minutes talking about a big boat and slapping themselves five for a copule new country bear songs and trip to a salt mine... listen in to hear the tea spilled all over the Tomorrowland Terrace 

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If you savor premium steaks, fresh seafood and 90s interior design check out this New England-style steakhouse. We did, and we're here to spill the sirloin. Today we are joined by a Drunk Distory favorite with Sun Splash Waterpark in Cape Coral Florida's own Hollie Reed (@queenmumhollie) (@sunsplashcc on IG/ @sunsplashwaterpark on TikTok), will this high price house of hamburg be a hit or will this boat sink to the bottom of the briny deep, you have gotta tune in to find out!

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Today we head on down to the cafe du motherboard, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her summer trip to the happiest place on earth. Where she were lucky enough to take a trip down the bayou with a special preview of Tiana's Bayou Saltporium. And she wasnt alone, and either are we this week we are pleased to welcome back to the show Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari), a great friend of the pod, and a guest on some of our most popular episodes. He also happens to be the nicest mickey shaped beignet eater, this side of Louis bouncin' belly. This is a two - in - one parter so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and then through the channeling of cosmic rewind and an audio delay, we get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down....  To find out, you just gotta listen in.

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When I see a Smellephant Fly.... I run for cover. This week were getting into the three ring of it all as we run away to the circus and discuss all that is Storybook Circus, from the fake trains and planes to the real trains and plains, we will talk about it all. and then there is the Smellephants on Parade; Disney's newest mash up IP and sponsorship opportunity to impart its imprint on the kingdom . will we be grabbing cotton candy or spilling peanuts on the ground, only time, your ears, and the ringmaster can know. see ya under the big top.

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Sizzling grills ignite, Chef's dance in gleaming steel light, Teppanyaki delight. EPCOT's fan fave, Teppan Edo is on the menu today. This group sit-down dining experience has us getting our komonos on, and stretching our kawaii muscle with all the delicious delicacies of the land of the rising sun So will this entertaining eatery have us giggling with our hand over our mouth, or will this loud lounge have us stumbing in our Geta ( those are the cool wooden platform shoes, see... we both learned something today), to find out ya gotta listen in.

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Today we're back at it. Headin' back on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week the twosome of tarot are back in the world showcase to continue our best day ever walking around the lagoon, they will share their favorite thing to eat, drink and do at each of the pavilions, were doing Italy through Mexico this spin round. So will they go right or left leaving world celebration? ....  To find out, you just gotta listen in.

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Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week the twosome of terot revisit the world showcase showdown and start a best day ever walkin round the lagoon, they will share their favorite thing to eat, drink and do at each of the pavilions, so will they go right or left leaving world celebration? ....  To find out, you just gotta listen in.

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Today we head on down to the microbit brewery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week we are all about that relaxed fit. Adriane and Ryan talk about the stresses of a first time dis vacation?, We discuss the deepest of deep dives , viral sensation rockin the internet, the 4 hr starcruiser review you tube by @JennyNicholson, whats all this hype all about??!!! we will have to find out. Then we get all sappy in an in memorium for Richard Sherman, the musical mystro behind much of our nostaligic love for disney tunes. This is a really fun episode, but you don't have to believe me, just listen in to find out for yourself.

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Today we head on down to the Lithium Ion Lido Deck, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks and cruise ships. This week we flip the script and Ryan tells Adriane all about his recent stomp around the studios and sail around the seas of the Caribbean. We get into all the goods, bads, and uglies of the MSC seashore and its 7 night sail around the land of pirates and pucca shell necklaces. Ryan Tells all about Atlantis, the seven waterfalls of Rio Damajagua, and the best damn mojito, this side of the plead for statehood. and now you get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down and we spare nothing in this two-in-one parter....  To find out, you just gotta listen in.

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From the day we arrive on the podcast

And, blinking, picked up our drinks

There's more to know than can ever be known

More to drink than can ever be drunk

There's far too much facts to take in here

More to find than can ever be found

But the gates rolling high

Through the castle spotted sky

Keeps great and small on the endless pal around

It's the circle of Drunk Distory

And it moves us all

Through Dark and the Ride

Through faith and love

'Til we find our place

On the path unwinding ( to G-Flo)

In the hidden mickeys...

The circles of life

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Today we head on down to the microbit brewery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week we are all about that relaxed fit. Adriane and Ryan try a new nationwide Dolewhip social media trend, does it hold up to our refined palates?, we will have to taste the magic to find out. Then we answer some listener mail about doing a down and back to Disney in one day, and we wrap up with a couple of Disney news articles. This is a really fun episode, but you don't have to believe me, just listen in to find out for yourself.

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Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her recent romp around the mouse house. and this time she brought a friend in to spill the tea. We are psyched to welcome back to our little slice of Cinderella; Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari). He was recently on telling us why he's a Disney Adult. Now we get to hear how he does Disney, right from the magic Mike's mouth. This is a two - in - one parter so we get to hear all about the pre-trip plans and then through the channeling of cosmic rewind and an audio delay, we get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down and we spare nothing....  To find out, you just gotta listen in.

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Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a life-consuming copious amounts of churros and Dole Whips way past adolescence. This week’s guest is Demi (@MagicalHijinx); she is a fantastic friend of the pod and a tip/review queen for the theme park world. Through her many social media pursuits, she is out there doing the hard work, and making the confusing endeavor of these Vay Cays something that is simple and understandable. As a late-stage Disney Adult, Demi sheds some light on what it is like to become obsessed without all that sticky nostalgia gumming up the works. We are pleased as Polynesian Punch to find out all about what makes her omnimover operate. Come listen and find out!

Only the Grid knows why frisbees and neon go so damn well together. stride over your ever so uncomfortable light cycle and get ready to see the future in all of its daft punkiness. Today we ride Tron: Light Cycle Run. Will this neo-futuristic test track of new Tomorrowland send us victoriously through the cybernetic cacophony or will its seats have us in sweats and make us cramped at the idea of digital sports that don't involve Pokemon. your guess is as good as ours, you'll have to listen it to find out!

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There is an old Swahili Proverb that says;"He who eats another man's food will have his own food eaten by others." . and that goes double when you are talking about the bread service at Sanaa at Animal Kingdom Lodge Kidani Village. From the epic art to the wild views, this restaurant with the heart of Africa has got big things in a small package. So will this bite sized bistro make it to the top of our charts or will the hide away location have us searching for this restaurant like a lion stalking his prey on the plains ya gotta tune in to find out Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining, Animal Kingdom, Bread Service, Mojito, Wildebeest, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Jiko - The Cooking Place, Boma - Flavors of Africa, Mara, Tiffins, Tusker House, Yak and Yeti,, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week were all about that relaxed fit. Adriane and Ryantalk about some upcoming events, we talk through some big disney news articles as of late and jam out to some listener mail and posts. its fun for the family, but with swears, so maybe the whole family that is cool with hearing us talk dirty about the adult side of the themed out world. what's it all about?...  To find out, you just gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Trip Report, Peltz for President, Iger, cruise control, price hike, surge pricing, annual passholder, club 33, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a life-consuming copious amounts of churros and Dole Whips way past adolescence. This week’s guest is Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari), a great friend of the pod, and a guest on some of our most popular episodes. He also happens to be the nicest DVC points slinger this side of the Frontierland shooting gallery. We are over the fake rocks of Batuu to find out all about the mouse running around Mike's mind. Come listen and find out!

It's been Four Years since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
not so long since you laughed at me
Saying, "Get that together, come back and see me"
welcome to our Four Year Aniversary Show, filled with fun and games, surprised animatronic guests and a whole lot of Disney Debauchery. Saddle up, kick back, and Enjoy!

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Arrr, ye scallywags! Hoist yer Jolly Roger and prepare to plunder the depths of hilarity today with the Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage at Disneyland! We be sailin' through the seas of imagineering as we recount the antics of Nemo, Dory, Tony Baxter, and their motley crew of underwater misfits. From fish tacos to landlubber shenanigans, we be splicin' the mainbrace and servin' up a barrel o' laughs. So grab yer grog, polish yer hook, and join us as we set sail on a rollicking adventure through the high seas of Disney magic! Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, 20,000 leagues under the sea, Jules Verne, the nautilus, subs, beatles, yellow submarine, pirates, deep, ocean, Disneyland, Aneheim, MCU, Douglas Adams, Towel, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

Welcome to the Jungle, sha na na na please take a moment to adjust your volume and let the two skippers with the yippers take you to the far-off land of Orlando to a little bistro in the bush in the Kingdom of Magic. Today we're gettin our feast of beast on as we eat all about Skipper Canteen. Adventerland's punny eatery with a design towards the sublime. listen up as we're gonna point out some of my favorite plates…. That one… this one… oh and this one is good too, mmmmmm. remember absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, so tip em back and if your like our friend Mufasa, as for your zebra on the rocks.

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Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a life consuming copious amounts of churros and Dole Whips way past adolescence. This week’s guest a is VERY good friend of the pod, in fact, She’s such a good friend it’s almost like She’s permanently a part of the Dark Ride family! But we’re not telling you who it is here, you’ll have to tune in to find out ;)

Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her Fab Feb trip to the happiest place on earth. Birthdays and rain delays This is a two - in - one parter so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and then through the channeling of cosmic rewind and an audio delay, we get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down....  To find out, you just gotta listen in.

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Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Put 'em together and what have you got
character dining costing you a firstborn child.

We're headed to Cindy's house for a little amuse bouche and a princess parade the likes of which you've never seen. Unless you have perchance been to literally any other parade at Disney cause then you have seen this many princesses. Or maybe if you have been to Fairytale Hall. Or if you have found yourself waiting in line for one of the 700 or so meet and greets around. Ok, so maybe the princess part is plentiful, but have you ever snapped a cute selfie with snow white while scarfing a steak? Well, look no further cause at Cinderella's Royal Table, the evil stepmothers are taking a back seat to these prix fixe princesses. These ladies of the realm have brought along autograph books and somewhat French cooks, so they can show off their debonaire. So, will this ultra-deluxe sit-down character dining experience have us donning our glass Nikes while loosening our belts, or will this pricey princess cavalcade make us feel like we were all turned back to pumpkins? ya gotta tune in to find out! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining,Character Dining, EPCOT, Cinderella, Prince Charming, Gus Gus , Jaque, Ariel, Aurora, Jasmine, Rapunzel, Briar Rose, Snow White, Walter White, Skylar White, Anastasia, Drizella, Moana, Anna, Elsa, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, steaks, cheddar soup, poutine, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Get your dogsled and mukluks ready cause we're venturing into the great white north to lineup for a mickey, kick out the hosers, and chomp down at some chops at EPCOT's Le Cellier Steakhouse. This deluxe sit-down dining experience has us getting our lumberjack on, stretching our Molson muscle with all the delicious delicacies of the land of the maple leaves. So will this hockey toothed meat loving adventure erupt like a keener kerfuffle full of medium rare ribeyes, or will this poutine routine make us feel like saying Sorry, I'd rather have ketchup chips, ya gotta tune in to find out Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining, EPCOT, Canadian Pavillion,Canada far and wide, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, steaks, cheddar soup, poutine, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a life consuming copious amounts of churros and Dole Whips way past adolescence. This week’s guest a is VERY good friend of the pod, in fact, he’s such a good friend it’s almost like he’s permanent a part of the Dark Ride family! But we’re not telling you who it is here, you’ll have to tune in to find out ;)

When your galactic generator has gone missing and you can't afford to hire Captain Marvel, there is only one team you can count on.. In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune.  If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire, The A-Team. and if they arent available, try the Guardians of the Galaxy. were getting our spin on today as we head to EPCOT and ride Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind Will this spinning omnicoaster make us scream for xandar or will be left in the dark There’s only one way to find out! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, space, rocket, groot, star lord, Gamora, Drax, Mantis, GOTG, James Gunn, Marvel, DC, Comics, MCU, Douglas Adams, Towel, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this episode, get ready to get your 90s aesthetic on with Walt Disney World Swan and Dolphin Resorts. this resort has big geometry energy and a location to make you dream of the original dreamfinder riding on the honey I shrunk the kids' bee at MGM Studios. Will this amenity and transportation-heavy dynamic dual hotel provide all the beanie babies and tamagatchis our drunk little hands can hold, or will its over-the-top aesthetic take it to the bottom of the blockbuster movies return slot.  There’s only one way to find out!

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Today we head on down to the banana bread bakery, to doo the doo, unloose the caboose, water the grass, drop a deuce, punish the porcelain, build a log cabin, or any of your other favorite euphemisms for bodily functions as we sit down to check our phones and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan do some listener mail call and with a special request talk all about where to pop a squat in the most magical restrooms on earth. So which are the golden thrones and which of these John crappers are just plain shitty? Listen up and you'll get the scoop on where to poop. That and soooooo much more on this very special episode of Drunk Distory Presents: The Dirt Slide. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Tangled Toilets, Galaxy Edge Refreshers, Moaning Myrtle Bathroom, Restroom, Mens, Womens, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

Were starting off on a good foot for twenty four and were so glad that you are along for the ride. tune in this week to talk planning in all its fun and frustration. welcome to the future, drunk distory style. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, Trip Planning, vacation plans, touring plans, crowd calendar, tips and tricks, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

All the uppers and downers of a year well spent. Grab a glass of champagne and come joint the territorial twosome as they do a deep dive into emotion and see what pulls at the heart strings. Adios 2023 bienvenido 24.

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On the First Dismay Of Disney, my true Love gave to me; A podcast from a bar seat.

Hi there and welcome to the Drunk Distory Holidaze. Join your favorite two churro eaters on a discussion of what 2023 gave us and what things we would like more of in 2024. This is part of our loose fit year-end collection and if you are extra naughty this year, Ryan may even sing you a little song at the end. Happy Holidays you dizzy disnerds.

This week the terrific twosome get serious and tackle a recent mean mouse policy change that has some of the Disney community quite upset. Adriane and Ryan have invited two fantastic guests to discuss the recent banning of third party tour guides on property. We welcome Monica (@BarbiNoE / @fake_gwen) and Johnathan (@jonofakepants / @tiktokjono) to help shed light on their recent experience. This ep gets a bit serious, but it is a serious topic that is affecting a bunch of people and their voice should be heard. After the ep if you want to read more about this here are some links. And if you want to check out their killer band you can find Subliminal Doubt here: https://linktr.ee/subliminaldoubt?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=d3dbd592-952c-4861-8850-91850fdb00cf As Always, Thanks for listening, and I hope your holidays are merry and bright. https://www.inc.com/will-swarts/disneys-ban-on-third-party-tour-guides-is-a-tough-lesson-for-small-businesses.html https://insidethemagic.net/2023/11/disney-world-ban-unfair-third-party-guides-jc1mmb/ https://www.washingtonpost.com/travel/2023/12/11/disney-world-third-party-tours-banned/ #disney #disneytourguide #disneydrama #disneyworld #disneyland #disneytea  Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, disney adult, fandom, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her Holidazed trip to the hap hap happiest place on earth this side of the nut house. This is a two - in - one parter so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and then through the channeling of cosmic rewind and an audio delay, we get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down. The terrific twosome also talk holidays, Jollywoods,  sea world and bountiful bounding. Will the ho hoe holiday vibes of Shamu and the studios make up for being misled under the mistletoe?...  To find out, you just gotta listen in.

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What would you do with your best day ever if it was decided by chance? Well, today through the magic of Rock Paper Scissors we're gonna see what A & R would do when put to the task. Whose day will take the Mickey waffle? you gotta tune in to find out!

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Like a fresh coat of paint on a squealing pig, the Mouse in the house is redecorating for the seasonal festivities and we want to talk about all those Holiday Overlays. If we know anything, it's that we are unable to talk tinsel without ranking Rudolf's redesign, so we are setting up a competition of coveralls. let the great holiday overlay hoedown commence! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, queues, tournement, Bracket, Overlay, Holiday, Thanksgiving, Christmas, It's a Small World Holiday, Haunted Mansion Holiday, Jingle Cruise, champ is here, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Twas the Night before Jollywood , when all through the studios

Not a reservation was made, not even a Derby hat

The DJs were spinning top 40s while we queued without care,

in hopes that a Gertie cookie soon would be there;

We're talking Jollywood Nights Event at the studios this week, so grab your holiday finery and get ready to deck the halls as we discuss if this is worth it, or do you work it.

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Today we head on down to the processor pub, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about where to have a quickie in the studios, when your director tells you to "take a hot 5", head over to one of the 9 fast food favorites to scarf sustenance with the stars. Join the dynamite duo as they talk all about hotdogs and tachos and where to get the best of em while you're craving some tinsel town on your tastebuds. So whether you are partial to seafood rolls with a view of a 109-year-old dinosaur or a detached droid callously cooking hunks of meat via a turbine, we've got you covered in pizza rat toppings and a side of churro dust. What's your ranking of all the Studio's quaint and quintessential quick service establishments? Listen up and you'll hear all about ours. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining, quick service dining, Backlot Express, Docking Bay 7, Woody's Lunch Box, Dockside Diner, Catalina Eddies, Fairfax Fare, ABC Commissary, Baseline Tap House, Ronto Roasters, PizzeRizzo, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

What do you get when you mix the Oregon Trail with family friendly antics and Dicks Last Resort ? Well, you get the quietest little cafe in the wilderness. Among the sweeping totems of the Wilderness Lodge Resort's lobby, If you listen closely to the spirits of the Pacific Northwest wood, you can hear the subtle sounds of the elusive ketchup caller. This rare breed will call ever so lightly through the air, "WE NEED KETCHUP!" and then the forest is a buzz with frenzied movement. and just as quick as the commotions started, they wain and once again the clang of fork on skillet can be heard through the forest of Formica tables and chairs. From skillets to 90s decor, we're taking in all the colors of the wind at Whispering Canyon Cafe. Will the fun time antics of cast member's guest retribution be all we can eat or will these bottom-less skillets and milkshakes have us ready to burst like a geyser? ya gotta tune in to find out.

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Welcome Foolish Mortals to the next installment of The Dark Ride's annual Haunted Mansion Halloween special spooktacular. We are your hosts, your podcast hosts! Our episode begins here, in this streaming device, where you will hear an aura of foreboding facts while sipping some ghoulish delights. This year we are mixing it up with a Hollywood spooktacular as we ride movies (oops wrong park), from Eddie to Pepe and everywhere in between we are here to find out all about the 999 ghosts of the haunted movies. So don’t close your eyes and don’t try to hide or a silly drink may sip by your side. Could this ghostly podcast actually make us love the haunted mansion movies, or is it just your imagination? Hmmmm, there’s only one way to find out!

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