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"A time when desire still had to be worked for..." Matthew Berry and his Commanders lead us to tipping your private car drivers, the greatest trilogy of all time, Tommy Lee's pixelated penis, and Stephen A.'s strange walk into the White House. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Like a lighthouse for a coast that's already washed away..." Chris Cote is on the verge of making a seismic decision regarding his future, but he still wants to talk to his family. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You know what, Mike Ryan? I might F with you." HUT ONE. HUT TWO. AND YOUR WIFE'S GONNA LOVE IT, TOO. HUT ONE. HUT TWO. SHOW ME THE MONEY. Today's cast: Amin, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Baseball season might be over, but the Pitch Clock isn't! Join Jeremy Tache, Chris Cote and Roy Bellamy as they go through the names of the all-time greats, and square off in a trivia showdown naming each MLB franchise's all-time home run leader. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Week 10. The season has flown by like it always does. The Chargers are done. The Texans are done. The Browns are almost done. And somehow Aaron Rodgers has the Steelers in first place in the AFC North. If they can beat the Bengals, then a Super Bowl is in the picture.  And if the Bengals win, then a Super Bowl win is in the picture. Over in Las Vegas, we’ll get our first look at Fernando Mendoza. How will he do? Our friend Joey Mulinaro stops by to say Hoosiers great will lead Vegas to a playoff spot! That’s crazy talk. But is it crazier than everyone picking the Chargers to win it all ten weeks ago? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They had to include feet in the headline." There's a Thursday Thunder. There are flowers. There are jokers. There are no polls. And, for that, Zaslow falls on the sword. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I only say that to brag." Zaslow claims he is always sincere, but our Celebrity Prognosticator finds that a little hard to believe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"When a brother with three gray shirts makes a video talking to you, you should be very afraid." Jerry Stackhouse once finished playing a basketball game, put on a suit to talk to the media, and then took off said suit to beat a dude's ass. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Any time you can get Rob Reiner and a penis pump..." Amin's spitting game at the soon-to-be ex-wife of the ex-NVIDIA CEO. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You have the tongue of a 7-footer." Zaslow is headed toward a sleep-divorce, Tony got some freaky news, and Amin is living the 5 o’clock shadow life. Today's cast: Zaslow, Amin, Roy, JuJu, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Seems as if the only place in America where Republican strongholds didn't get flipped was in Florida. Billy Corben talks about the midterm results with Axios senior political reporter Marc Caputo. Plus, Elaine de Valle from Political Cortadito joins the show to talk about how Miami Dade County's supervisor of elections Alina Garcia's conflict of interest affected Florida's 27th congressional district race between Maria Elvira Salazar and Eliott Rodriguez. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dane Cook made millions making millions of people laugh - until he discovered his own brother stole millions from him. Dane opens up about the family betrayal that cost him more than money, and the humiliation and heartbreak behind one of comedy’s most unlikely cautionary tales exposed in his Netflix documentary, “Funny Money: The Dane Cook Story”. Dane also shares his meteoric rise from selling CDs out of his trunk and making it big on MySpace to having a panic attack on a bench outside Rockefeller Plaza and missing his shot at SNL. Pretty funny, right? Dane doesn’t shy away from all the chaotic headlines and finding purpose now after years putting everything back together. Get tickets to Dane’s 2026 tour at DaneCook.com and stream “Funny Money: The Dane Cook Story” only on Netflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

“If my grandfather had three wheels, he’d be a tricycle.” Jeremy Taché reflects on losing the Pitch Clock tiebreaker, and JuJu counts down his top five most second-hand embarrassing sports moments. Oh, and did the show have a trade yesterday? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

“I’m getting Jan 6 vibes...”Jessica Smetana checks in to discuss Miami vs. Notre Dame, catch vs. not a catch, and the CFP rankings. Meanwhile, her new segment “Can You Guys Mansplain Something to Me?” debuts with Connor Hellebuyck and the Devils sitting him in Winnipeg. Amin shares a bagel problem that needs solving and a new TV show called “Can You Hide Shaq?” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

“Oh, did I say Hulk Hogan?” Diana Russini returns with a new show, and the crew debates how it will be received. Then Zaslow quizzes Greg on DC characters while the crew reacts to James Gunn’s exit from DC Studios. Plus, Kirk Cousins reunites with the Vikings at the NFL trade deadline, and Greg unveils key declarations from the founding charter of Coteville. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

“Please throw that curveball again.” The Pitch Clock tiebreaker plays out at Tamiami Park, with Jeremy Taché on the mound, Chris Cote at the plate, and a lot of opinions from the studio. Then the crew breaks down what did (or didn’t) happen between Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum before Sixers vs. Celtics. Then, Mike Ryan and Jeremy take on the NASCAR championship race at Homestead. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

“Well, what the hell is a ranking step?” Tony is training as EP, and the crew reacts to Miami dropping to No. 7 in the College Football Playoff rankings. Malik Willis is out for at least four games and we prepare for the Pitch Clock tiebreaker showdown between Chris Cote and Jeremy Taché Today’s cast: Zaslow, Greg, Amin, JuJu, Roy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Yo Zaslow, you lookin all regal." Is there any penalty more deflating than an ineligible man downfield? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'll show you talkin race, alright." 7x NASCAR Cup Champion Jimmie Johnson joins us in the studio to discuss the upcoming final race of his career at February's Daytona 500, his car collection, and, of course, the worst part of life. Plus, does the diva wide receiver still exist in today's NFL? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It would be dissapoing if they don’t interact at all." With the NFL Trade Deadline approaching, Hawk proposes the show makes some cross-podcast trades. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

“This is well-timed: I gotta go take a crap." It's time to introduce the latest and greatest NFL playoff ranking sweeping the nation: The Zaslow Football Playoff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He's not a super high compete guy." After Pablo's feature in GQ, the Jaguars going all-in, Doc Rivers issuing a strange apology, and Carson Wentz's MNF disaster, Greg has one question: What ever happened to cuffs on pants? Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Andrew Austin Wyatt Hawkins, Roy, Amin, Chris, JuJu, and Zaslow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Week 9 is in the books. And it felt like we survived it instead of enjoying it. The Browns game was brutal. The Giants needed JJ and Jameis to beat Joe Milton. JOE MILTON!? But amid the garbage, we have the NFC North. That’s a truly dominant collection of teams. It’s wild to think the Green Bay Packers at 6-3 are in last place. Or that Caleb Williams can throw 4 picks and still win a game. Or that the Lions can simply game manage their way to the Super Bowl. What a time to be alive! Our friends Ten Day Tony and Nick Kostos join the show to break it all down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Leaking oil from the ear." Before we update today's Polls, a confusion over the name 'Dana White' has us reliving some of the more laughable political moments of the last decade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I did not say, 'low IQ.' I said, 'He doesn't have a super high IQ.'" Amin delivers his Weekend Observations from our Green Screen room without Dan noticing. Plus, we're stacking stupid on top of stupid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I don't know. Anyway." Dan has questions about the 49ers and their potential reunion. Also, there was a good Holy War, and news breaks about the 24-team playoff in the middle of the hour, so we get better breaking news than whatever Zaslow was doing with his breaking news last hour. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Who feels worse?" As we attempt to sort through Dan's thousands of observations from the football weekend, we need some help from the Divine (Deablo). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Look at me: are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?" Elijah Lofton definitely made that catch, but he also might not have, unless he did, but, of course, it may not have been a catch, but it seems like it was, and also looks like it wasn't. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER MISTER LISTER!" After Matthew Berry delivers his best fantasy football info, Mister Lister takes the show by storm. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Give my best to Brother Leeman." We might have other topics to cover, but let's be real: all that matters here is the rivalry coming up this weekend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Courtesy of, of course, the New World Order..." Brother Amin leads Dan's dream podcast: a Local Hour featuring fear. Fear for local teams and local teams only. Today's cast: Brother Amin, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Our friendship will not be locked out." Yeah, yeah, yeah, Adnan has info on what to look for as we inch toward 2027, but more importantly: IT'S A SHOWDOWN FOR THE AGES. CHRIS. JEREMY. A SEASON-LONG TITLE ON THE LINE. CAN CHRIS PULL OFF THE SEASON-TYING WIN AND FORCE AN ON-FIELD SHOWDOWN? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s the best of times. It’s the worst of times. Best: it’s elimination Saturday in the SEC. Worst: it’s sad times in Miami for Malachi Toney. Mike Ryan Ruiz gets into his feelings to explain what Toney’s injury did to his beloved team. Then we hop in the DeLorean for some time travel. (Our flux capacitor is on the fritz, so apologies ahead of time.) Just know Ten Day Tony is here to chat the classic NFC East matchup between the Cowboys and whoever is playing for the Eagles these days. And that Baker Mayfield will need more than game management against the Bears. But please pump your brakes on all the Chicago Super Bowl chat. There are like 14 teams left with a legit shot to win it all this year. Even the NFC North’s last-place team, the Green Bay Packers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I don't know if you heard the word on the curb..." Tony and JuJu are destined to pull their hamstrings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm going to the dentist." Dan gets really angry about the Nicholas Cage-John Madden movie not being more of a Christian Bale-Al Davis movie for some reason. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Something happens in this hour that will get a member of the Shipping Container off the show. Tune in to find out who." Dan wants to partner with Ben Collins, CEO of The Onion and the formerly Alex Jones-owned Infowars, to sell Hog Water. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Who shrunk the reaper?" Something happens in this hour that will get a member of the Shipping Container off the show. Tune in to find out who. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Full disclosure, I did not take that into account." There are no Women's Clubs on Greg Cote's plantation. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Beto O'Rourke walked so James Talarico and Gina Hinojosa could run... and win in Texas. This powerful conversation isn't about politics though - it's about humanity, empathy, and the hope that connects all of us. Recorded on August 3, 2023, days after the passing of Dan's brother, David "Lebo" Le Batard, Beto O'Rourke opens up about the recent loss of his younger sister, Erin, and seeking solace in their shared struggle to navigate through their grief. How do we say goodbye to those we love so deeply, that have shaped who we are and continue on through the pain to honor? The two also reflect on the startling fight for survival all around us, from migrants rights on the border to the relentless strength of parents and families of tragic gun violence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"We made it up." Mike Ryan's new impression wins an award, as does the City of Plantation for finally honoring Greg Cote. Is the eraser at the end of a pencil intentional obsolescence? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"We thought red meant Dale Earnhardt and blue meant the other fella." We have another Substack controversy brewing, but don't worry, Greg Cote will still be a shitty friend next week. Mike Ryan unleashes a new impression that might be one of his best. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I would have assumed Nick Wright was a pencil fight champion." After Deion Sanders reveals he might not know the names of his own players, we find out whether Greg Cote knows the names of some of his co-workers. And after Nick Wright floated the idea, the gang dives deeper into the possibility of Lamar Jackson ending up in a Miami Dolphins uniform next year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"This was a total and utter and historic repudiation of the party in power." America won last night, but Florida did not, and Nick Wright's political predictions may be better than his football predictions. He also has a beef with Chris Cote that gets buried once he realized Cote pulled a power move on him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I always felt like if I rubbed it too hard it was gonna break in half." Will Billy Corben be one of seven people at a City of Plantation commission meeting tonight as Greg Cote receives a proclamation? What is the world's best pencil? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You know about that Tuesday?" JuJu shields his joy in a salute. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Dan, what do I say here?" We're lowering the standard for Journalism during this hour, and Zaslow plays a game with Hawk that, let's be real, probably should've been rehearsed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"When it's hard, it's good." Jim Harbaugh takes over the Useless Sound Montage, Hawk puts JSN in perspective, and Dan is mesmerized by Yandy Diaz's arms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm supposed to wear myself out for the team? What team?! No. No, what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna look out for myself, and I'm gonna get mine." Planes, trains, and mouthpieces. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I think we just need some Drano." Andrew Hawkins is here, so that normally means we're only discussing race, violence in football, or ESPN, so it's time to talk about a White basketball player, a Black employee getting caught in a flood, and takes being stolen from both Jewish and Black members of the show. Today's cast: Dan, Hawk, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Tony, and Zas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What in the ever-living hell just happened? Our best guess is we’ll look back on this week as the wildest week of the 2026 season. Think about it: Baker Mayfield won a game against his arch-nemesis Kevin Stefanski without completing a single pass. That’s the first time a team has blanked a team solely on the ground since the Steelers beat the Bears in 1945. Then Gardner Minshew II pulled up like Aragorn in jorts to beat the Cowboys in Texas. Somewhere Mike Leach is smiling down from above. And we haven’t even gotten to the Ravens dying in Buffalo, the Broncos outsmarting Andy Reid at the goal line, and the Lions pulling out some Canadian Football League moves to beat the Vikings. Absolute bonkers week. Ten-Day Tony and our NIL signee Nick Kostos are here to get it all on record. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices