Episode #593: Bryan & Krissy are joined by Mayim Bialik (The Big Bang Theory) and they get into acting, child fame, podcasting, science, and Jeopardy. Blossom, Beaches, and Big Bang Theory What happened at Jeopardy? A lil’ bitchin and complainin’ Mayim’s late start in acting A show about a girl! Bryan’s armchair expert moment Being a famous child A late science bloomer Feldman & Haim Human nature AI hype Sounding 90 Going back to acting Keyboard warriors Getting fired from Jeopardy Bodily autonomy Mayim Bialik’s Breakdown Hyperbaric Oxygen chambers Special Guest: Mayim Bialik Watch “Mayim Bialik’s Breakdown”: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTOocPnDh2YQZZwh86K2OxA Listen To “Mayim Bialik’s Breakdown”: https://www.bialikbreakdown.com/episodes Follow Mayim on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missmayim/?hl=en Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com \Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode #592: When you start getting older, you’ll find yourself at the doctor constantly, and listening to The Commercial Break while you’re at it! Bryan’s getting poked and prodded A trip to the doctor and the lab The million dollar lab Krissy was WRONG The chimp lady Krissy demolishes Bryan’s logic Spooky moment! Tom Cruise is on the roof The universal cat distribution system had chosen the Greens! TCB Fact Check: the captain of the superyacht that sank was NOT from Below Deck, but Below Deck’s Captain Sandy commented on it (and he also looks like Captain Jason and is from NZ…it’s confusing) Petition to force Bryan to watch all of Below Deck Renting a boat…or a superyacht Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode #583: Bryan talks penises He needs a deep dick fake Rafa’s biohacks Shakti mat Krissy’s a napper IDINA MENZEL, BROADWAY STAR OF WICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rush Szn Gap Decades Lockers! Daddy Caputo Blue will keep the frat boys away Bryan saying “on fleek” Bryan’s algorithm Earthquake noises in Bryan’s house A graduation card mix up Mr. Green the creep! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy discuss The Great Kate Photo Debate, DND, Slack work channels , slacking-off and shucking responsibilities and the woman leaving voicemails on Bryan's Ring doorbell! *** TCB wants YOU! we want want you to join us on the show to Ask TCB, to tell us your stories or generally banter with the team. Text us and let us know you'd like to join! TCB DISCORD : Join the after show chat! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy pop off about Popoff! Thank you to Hannah Berner  Bryan’s meditation app scam The ol’ Toyota Previa Phantom of the Opera to murderer pipeline Kings of Leon Peter Popoff & his miracle holy water The Popoff sex position Liberal use of the word touching Mrs. Popoff giving the SOS signal You got that pizzle water? A divine chiropractic treatment TUNE IT UP The down home healing water party This is some of the shadiest scamming we’ve seen We’re calling! To Be Continued… Therapy & psychics Bryan’s Bitching LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’ve got another TCB Infomercial today with Tom Papa, a student of the craft & break-baker extraordinaire…and extremely successful comedian, writer, podcaster, etc. Netflix is a Joke Bryan’s kids are actually listening Gotta get those affairs in order! Pandemic pursuits? Tom’s trattoria hater Breaking bread The highly sophisticated digital scam our children are running The podcast life Late night vs. social media Tom on socials Tom Papa’s inspirations He’s a student of the craft! Feeling like a 25 year old Ask TCB Live! TOM PAPA: tompapa.com Breaking Bread With Tom Papa Tour Info We’re All In This Together…So Make Some Room LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy go down the rabbit hole of relationship deal-breakers! Sharp tongue bryan Missing your flight for starbucks It’s the train ride for me Relationship dealbreakers Miscommunications Extreme cheapskate marriages? Jeff’s gonna have the time of his life! The Beast of Howell Mill! The Naked Boat Seeking Sister Wives Krissy’s like a moth to a flame! The Ultimate Ick: podcasting LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy discuss that new sweatpant feel and some "fun" experiences for kids. Optimist’s Spring Bryan & Krissy’s beastly baggage Bryan’s walmart sweatpants He’s travelin’ light Glasgow’s Willy Wonka exhibit Highway robbery of the average consumer 4 year lockdown/TCB anniversary From covid, to war, to political turmoil! Barefoot soccer on legos Sports that aren’t sports Gambling on Disney? Fact or crap We should have a TCB game Two male whales having sex Pizzles LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Who needs security and code words when you can be double cheeked up on a Tuesday like Bezos? Bryan & Krissy cover hot dog yelling, the best burgers, co-sleeping, and other nonsense. Juan won’t leave us alone! What's your hot dog vendor shout? The Braves Nut Thrower Bryan’s Fav Burgers Dire’s (Memphis fried burgers), Fred’s Meat and Bread (Atlanta Krog Street Market), & Culver’s (butter burger) Sleeping in a different house from your spouse A live sound machine Cuddling all night is uncomfy Bryan is mad about other people napping because he chose to have children Watching TV while driving??? Getting busted by your kids Self driving cars Bezos is his own security Code-word: yuckles! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hannah Berner (icon, legend, giggler) joins Bryan & Krissy to gab about what it’s like being the queen of tiktok & comedy. Krissy’s back from Jamaica Hannah Berner is joining us! Hannah wants you to jerk off and cry at the same time Des was voted off the island Having an old husband Younger men are like puppies She knows she dont know Hannah’s the queen of Tiktok Netflix Is A Joke show Netflix special! Her previous life as a tennis player Being mean is LAME! The algorithm & the internet Hannah’s favorite interviews Find Hannah: https://hannahberner.com/ Tour info Tiktok Instagram Berner Phone Giggly Squad Stay tuned for Hannah's Netflix special, coming later this year! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy want to save you from the Kale Cult, but they want to induct you into the cult of Love Is Blind… Insane in the brain! “Milky” Wendy’s surge pricing It’s dynamic! Fuck around and find out Hannah Berner interview coming tuesday Blair Socci is on Theo Vonn! A band called Llorona’s turn in the spotlight Bryan’s victory V The Kale Conspiracy Love is Blind Jimmy & Jessica Big Ball Jimmy LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s Leap Day! Bryan & Krissy get back in the studio to discuss Jamaican adventures & hot tips from Sad Zan. Krissy went to Jamaica Bryan’s Jamaica weed cruise ship story Krissy & Jeff have got connections on the island Zan is back! The spiritual art of seduction He's having an A Ha! moment Women have arms Nothing like a good airport book store An on stage mid life crisis He might be tanking here Take the info right into your balls The laughing is…interesting Fun fun talk talk laugh laugh! The depressing Ron Burgundy LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Things get silly as Christina joins Bryan for a discussion about the Hinge lawsuit and a few Ask TCBs. The Hinge (Match Group) lawsuit False advertising & the gamification of dating apps Meeting people irl Being too slow for the run club Toe shoes Christina is a chatty runner Christina is a liar she has dated people she met in person lol Be more nosy! Asshole bleaching ads Krissy’s drinking on a beach in Jamaica An Ask TCB (& Christina) We are concerned! Communication is key! Get your nut Does Bryan believe in ghosts? Do we actually have listeners? Listen to Christina’s show here Bryan got slutty Our favorite sponsors & guests Live shows? Roe v Wade LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode #582: Bryan's bringing out the mama/baby/Blue drama, but he fears his future in the crypt. No more Olympics 🙁 RayGun the breakdancer The Closing Ceremonies Tom Cruise Anchovy mouth 2023/2024 has been tough for us! Bryan’s mom & her long term rehab center QVC addiction Bryan’s elevator troubles Tales from the crypt! Dog karma Barking Blue Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Reggie Watts joins Bryan & Krissy today…let the weirdos unite! Show me your ankles A BBC prank! We fooled another one… A muppet newsflash! Reggie’s unique sense of humor Growing up in the 80s Max Headroom Hackers Pop culture & experimentation The James Corden Show First chair/second chair Robitussin Ketamine, K-holes, and Kratom Reggie’s essentially a chemist Making love on quaaludes Shoe horns! We’re gonna do newbrews together LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Astrid joins Bryan in the TCB Studio for a chat about their multicultural marriage and household…and how she makes the best hallacas in the game! Marriage Miles Astrid’s MacGyver Dad A multicultural marriage So You Married A Gringo… The hardest things to get used to Hispanic stereotypes Venezuelans don't have a physical stereotype other than that they are beautiful Astrid hates Star Wars! Venezuelan conversational talents Spanish-english and english-spanish difficulties When Astrid talks shit about Bryan in Spanish, it’s probably about how he’s a baby Bryan is a drama queen and that’s on that Blue slander! Love <3 <3 <3 LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Brad Williams joins Bryan & Krissy for TCB Infomercial! Brad Williams joins TCB Cocaine Bear The Chris Jericho Rock and Wrestling Rager At Sea Wrestling culture & drama Growing up as a little person Comeback central Preparing for the world that is rather than the world that should be How Brad got his start Brad’s upcoming tour Watch Brad’s special here Brad’s instagram https://www.bradwilliamscomedy.com/ LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tina joins Bryan to discuss phobias and review Teresa Saputo's newest TV venture. People have phobia...which ones are rational? Teresa Caputo's new TV show is EXACTLY like her old TV show. Who is still believing this human??? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan takes us through some of his recent life dramas, and gives his opinion on Pete Davidson's new material. People having public sex? Edging The EVOO coffee Wifi drama at Starbucks Bryan’s new ploy to save money Bryan’s not an outside dumper We have a new phone number 212.433.3TCB Bryan is giving crotchety Bryan went to see Petey D! Things were very strict at the show A weird and disgusting room Bryan has a soft spot for Pete! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan got a massage, and while he might have asked for hot stones, what he got instead was the Scuzzy-Guy Special. The Superbowl is over! Bryan got a massage Another weird experience for Bryan Don't be weird about the glutes! The warmer the room, the lower the balls She needed protection Bryan’s masseuse had to be very brave Phone.com sold our phone number! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy discover that the key to being a man is to never be sorry & to use your beautiful thrusting energy! Man moon circle Retirement drugs! Word of the Day… Tiktok music drama TCB MUSIC! Reggae-Tony Not a penny more for Bryan John Anthony is turning a corner? Zan Perrion on what it means to be a man It's your chakra or whatever! The whatever chakra is getting wild Your dick energy is failing SOCIETY Yuckles Clown School & Dating Class! You're top heavy NEVER BE SORRY You need that beautiful thrusting energy Top O’ The Creep Heap LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan’s all charged up with nowhere to go… He and Krissy are discussing their never-ending quest for content, WWE, and Bryan’s villain origin story. Joe Rogan If Bryan was high he could do a LOT of content Word of the Day! Circumstellar: surrounds or revolves around a star South Park Why aren’t we going back to the moon? We’re back to the grammys Bryan’s going to see Petey D! WWE Vince McMann The Rock, wrestling drama, and death threats? No recess for the kids? Catholic school Bryan’s villain origin story It’ll be on your permanent record! Put your OnlyFans on your car! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy talk with Joanna Hausmann (comedian, head writer, podcaster, etc. etc. etc!) about all things Venezuela, being a weird girl, and working for Disney.  Parent-teacher conferences They know about TCB… Joanna Hausmann is joining us today We are big Joanna fans! TCB Infomercial Joanna’s telling the weird girl truth Returning (or not) to Venezuela Venezuela whatsapp groups Venezuela is in their China era The Venezuelan birthday song Joanna’s internet humor start Attack your interviewer! Joanna’s getting us into Disney Find Joanna on instagram @johaus and on her podcast, Hyphenated (find her linktree here). LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In a post-Grammys haze, you might just find yourself angling for a ticket to 33P, live at the exclusive venue Shady Okra Retirement Community! Content, content, content, baby Bryan hate-watches instagram influencers Krissy got a new pen Blarney! The Commercial Blarney: It’s Bonhomie! Bryan’s pretend performances paid off Woodystock vs Woodstock SUNNYSIDE UP! 33P Band Reunion? Dead people Bryan is anti-nipple…kind of Something’s off about the Grammys Bryan volunteers to host the Grammys next year Shady Okra Retirement Community Bryan apologizes Best to Creed? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For two guys who are so online, Bryan & Sam Morril have some of the internet’s worst takes (yeah, I’m talking about Twisters & Glen Powell, the star of Spy Kids 3). Bryan tells other people’s bits (again) First of all Bryan, Glen doesn’t even take his shirt off in Twisters.  Sam’s morning show bit Bombing at corporate gigs Bryan the self proclaimed ass licker Working the room Casinos Vegas (the airport of cities) Dating a yapper Interior decorators Mom slander Being your own boss Starting podcasts during covid Special Guest: Sam Morril Watch “You’ve Changed”: https://www.amazon.com/Sam-Morril-Youve-Changed/dp/B0CVX14P2K Follow Sam on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sammorril/?hl=en Sam On Tour: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From Hoadley’s sexy olive oil based marriage, to Bryan’s Russian Doll jizz drop, these two really have it all.  NextDoor must be stopped! Zuckerberg apologizing? Word of the day! What’s going on with people and planes? It’s always the Florida flights… Keep Bryan Green next to other guys on the plane The coke nail healers of yore Send us stories! John Munroe is a monster Disney isn’t as fun anymore Disney Cruising Half Song Hoadley & Jizzy Jeff’s House of Horrors Bryan’s upcoming jizz test He’s got a one finger dick The Russian doll jizz drop LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What’s the most traumatic thing that can happen to you on vacation? Getting two twin beds, of course. Welcome back to the tinfoil hat people The Blue & Juan Show! Taylor Swift political conspiracy theories? Bryan’s grasp on the English language is fair to middling… Guys, it’s quotidian, not quintinian! If you can’t remember the Word of the Day, was it a success? The i am rectangular guy was held up by armed rebels in Africa Bryan & Astrid’s ill fated trip to Paris Shoutout to Stacy from Travelocity While Bryan & Astrid loved Paris, Producer Christina feels the need to provide some balance, as she refers to Paris as Ass Paris, because she thinks Paris is ass. Bryan tells us a horrifying travel story Nutella crepes LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're might be quotidian, but we're also awfully bonhomie! Bonhomie Bryan We have a new word of the day! The Quotidian Break That's ~*~*~amazing*~*~* Bryan is blown away by the idea of an oil mask for your hair Teaching kids to pack Zuckerberg & social media It ain't easy being teen The horrors of NextDoor A Dear Abby moment Bryan has a confusing family tree! MAFS Spoilers! Bryan should watch RHOSLC LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome back to TCB Minus, where you can see one of the most concerning Christian family sitcoms ever on tv! Pauly Shore and Richard Simmons are fighting? Bryan’s Pauly Shore cig story TCB playing at the flooring conference Hambone & Hoadley! Family First How many people got saved? Fire By Nut Bare bottom spanking! The Lord vs college! Rascal Flatts If you can't major in bare bottom spanking, we don't want it! Of course they bring the gays into it Things are taking a turn… The town crazy got let inside LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy have got the giggles today, as Bryan tells Krissy about his recycling center drama, spoilers, and an Ask TCB. The heart wants what the heart wants… Gigglin’ Word of the day! Bryan’s recycling place Bryan & Krissy tried to be builders Fights at the recycling center Bryan’s on a stakeout True Detective spoilers Happy Valley Bryan’s a big picture guy! We’re going Mayan Calendar! Ask TCB Can she fuck her (former) stepbrother? Sign a petition! What music are you putting on? Neurolink & apes Elon’s in our brains… We don't want our thoughts known! That’s private! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Spiritual gurus are everywhere these days…so you should come to our special retreat. It's only $299! Smartless is moving to sirius for $100 million Kids at adventure play places Bryan taunting children! Spiritual gurus! Psilocybin therapy Gurus gettin’ sued God complex & regular man complex The Everglades Peni Retreat, where Bryan will heal you Quantum leaping into different realities Realities where thongs abound That's manifesting, baby Seeklocybin It’s actually very NOT LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Krissy is back in action after a bout of laryngitis, and Bryan has to catch her up on the chaos of the Green household. Bryan really messed up on Friday’s episode… He was wrong about the Chiefs (of course he was) Bryan, we know you are secretly obsessed with Taylor Swift Bryan and Krissy, the Ying Yang Twins As your producer…I cannot abide procrastination! A bloody bath time at the Greens’ Bryan does not know anatomy, but he does know he’s scared! Bryan’s youngest is a genius baby Baby straitjackets?! Baby crack The Atlanta weed scene Stabbing a man in a weed-haze TCB casino robbery? If you’ve left us a voicemail, Bryan mixed up our phone numbers so we’ll get there! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Krissy is sick, so Christina joins Bryan in the TCB studio for an episode full of ass burps, Mormons, and staring deeply into people’s eyes. Bryan’s destroying his instrument! Christina is a Known Asshole Zyn pouches Go suck a Zyn, bruh Tucker Carlson…or Tuckle Cuckle? Smokin’ cigs in high school? “Having the poots” You can’t just be farting on the plane Bryan’s addicted to chapstick Deepfakes Bryan’s giving people relationship advice?! Housewives drama Mormon mommy blogger Jesus PROVIDES!!! Religious trauma LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tina says farewell to TCB by talking all things Smokey, smoking, and wiping. Tina is leaving TCB Bryan’s always wrong A legislator is attacking the furries! Twisty relationships Let the brain run that train Smokey’s ‘gasms Some more of Smokey’s slutty lyrics “I fit in there” Old people should get drugs on demand! Normalize partying at a certain age Allergic to cocaine? Tina’s doing keto at taco bell How to wipe? Why can’t you guys just use a bidet? I told you so –Christina Bryan needs a phone holder on a bidet Ashtrays in the bathrooms Bryan & Tina lament being a smoker in today’s world LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Picture this: a baby…in your ass uterus…with lots of hair…and no bones for 3 years. You’re welcome. Stanley Cups and Cabbage Patch Kids MURDER! Can we get Daddy Keith to do our intro? Shoutout to Allison! Bryan & Krissy are wilding out on dayquil today Cryptid/Cryptic pregnancies? Pregnancies that last from 14 months to 7 years Mama’s lost her marbles we think Would you like to feel it? A baby hair ultrasound? NO bones babies! We want to hear from the daughter “Because I’m dumb” LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode #580: You gnome what they say, the little man in your bedroom at night is just an alien here to protect you and also maybe to have sex with you. Aliens! The old ITV crew Thank you to Gina Gershon Now that Bryan has Peacock, I petition to force him to watch Below Deck A pole vault punch 90’s ITV alien show Out of this world orgasm Smells like team spirit… Is she going to outer space or just dreaming? Work it out on the gang bang Who is Ian The Octopus Man? It’s lovely to imagine Cat Gran? Bryan’s sleep paralysis experience Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy sauce it up in the soon-to-be murphy bed sex room/studio and answer a complicated Ask TCB. Hoadley’s Naked Kitchen Let’s play a game! Never Have I Ever Naked Twister Bryan, stop humping the ground! Bryan’s gonna get kicked off the airlines The TCB studio could be a sex room A murphy bed in the studio? Ask TCB! Entering the dating scene…messsssy! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Who wants to marry a dead guy? This isn’t Ghost, Theresa! Bryan & Krissy bring back the bullshit peddler herself, Theresa Caputo. It's cold! SNL…who’s gonna take over? The Emmy’s Anthony Bourdain Bryan regales us with the winners HE would have chosen Who could win the amazing race?! Jeff Bridges’ near death experience Theresa Caputo Today of all days! This shit is the same every episode… Does Bryan actually say darling? Oh Theresa…you’re being bad now! A whack in the head helps her out every now and then The bullshit peddler herself LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.    To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

He’s taking the ladies back to the Lion’s Den…or at least to the car, because sometimes that’s the better option. Bryan & Krissy listen to Adam The Liar’s tips on how to close. We’re rich in QueefCoin Rorschach test Piñata drama Adam The Liar…he’s fighting the War On Men Their special terminology They can’t close! The hazards! Tiddily Tick Tuesdays Spear, Sin, and Lion Just get them drunk an they’ll tell you all their secrets For god’s sake don’t let her sober up! It’s all about the PREP Don’t let her perceive you! That’s a lighting boner Nothing like making your friends clean your house for you Keep your friends close, keep your condoms closer Adam The Liar is staying true to his name LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Game her, give her a grand, and you’ve got a same night lay on your hands! Adam The Liar gets absolutely wild and Bryan & Krissy rethink their sign off. Naptime blues Our show, it’s violent and inappropriate! Queefs! The Star Wars Edition! He’s got blow-nose on a conference call We’re thinking about merch (slay) Bryan is a fool...BYEEEEE! NOW GIT! The early days of TCB Adam The Liar! The old pick up artist community, you know! PUAs unite! The hazards of closing You! Got! Gamed! SAME NIGHT LAY An unexpected squirt! “Michael Anthony” Bryan it's John Anthony Lifestyle how dare you forget LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy talk with comedian Rosebud Baker about being a democrat, her life as an SNL writer, and her many traumas.  Krissy’s here! Shellin’ peanuts Big baseball mouths The skin is the best part Rosebud Baker is with us! Verified Stand-Up, Ep. 1 Them kids are ruining Christmas Rosebud turning democrat Becoming a stand-up comedian Bryan trying to slay the vocab game with “subversive” All the bad things happen at once SNL Sketches that never made it Having a dark sense of humor We love Rosebud!! Shoutout to Pam! Watch Rosebud's episode of Verified Stand-Up Find her on instagram and tiktok LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Git to gittin’ and git yerself a gasm! Bryan & Krissy are talking Smokey Robinson (not the bear), Mountain Monsters, and Onlyfans empowerment. Krissy had a stomach bug Barfin Piggyfronting sticker mishap Smokey Robinson’s “Gasms” It's all about the ‘gasm Finally! We said something funny! Mountain Monsters Go on and git!!!!! If you don't git it, Bryan, git out! THERE’S A MONSTER ON CAMERA It’s low budget, but we’ll take it They didn’t even get attacked That dang bell… Two “verginas” Bryan Green, A Total Perv And that’s on onlyfans empowerment! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Questionable hand me downs, phantom sperm pain, and a trip to Tucky has Bryan & Krissy squealing wih laughter this episode. Bryan loves a British comedy But he doesn’t get the jokes The thousand pound sisters Bryan’s household is worse than he thinks He's having a come to jesus Astrid makes homemade pinatas?!?! Incredible The hypocrisy of it all Bryan’s phantom sperm syndrome Recommended EPMs POISON JIZZ Cum courier Bryan bought a pocket pussy And that's on being non returnable The world’s most horrifying hand me down  Mountain Monsters! We’re goin’ to Tucky The closet in the cornfield? Heavy sighs from Huck We gotta roll out, boys LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy are actively alienating both Bryan and our audience by talking about...you guessed it...poop transplants. Co-Chiefs of Chuchas! The Three Kings Settlers of Catan & the miserable board game guy Bryan’s lawyer’s sex room Hillbilly Horror Stories Vitamins, supplements, and cleanses (it’s January…but we don’t buy it!) We <3 Pulp Bryan’s spreading misinformation again Steroids Bryan got a colonic? Just gonna leave some info from the Mayo Clinic here A homemade fecal transplant?! Poopshakes This took a real turn… Can you treat mental illness with a fecal transplant? The body is mysterious I’m cured! Time to sing and play guitar! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're starting off Season 5 in the only way we know how...it's Frankie B! It’s Season 5!!!! Covid Christmas Castle Bryan’s having a midlife crisis I only take BitShit We love our listeners and appreciate you for sticking with us for so long Bryan got scabies once? Astrid knows best AS USUAL BROTHA To get women, you gotta *get* women There’s our Frankie! Ever heard of being genuine? Don't try to impress them I love frankie’s use of “frickin” He’s a “fluencer” How's your relationship with Christ? An upshot of Frankie’s balls to start the year 50 Shades of Gray for Bryan The Creep Frankie’s battery is low (camera) Hello pretty lady! Frankie says tough love   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get your new year’s workout on girliepops, and don’t forget your iStrings and your flamboyant exhales. Last episode of Season 4! Bryan’s entire family got COVID He’s a frequent flier at the doctor’s office Overdramatic parents We blame gustavo! The old goose egg Dan Rather Who watches the nightly news? The streaming wars Apple tv is doing it right The jury, westworld, and SPACE! Get in the good car, kids! Bryan goes to the gym to watch his shows Bryan’s airpods got washed Bryan’s hip with his corded headphones The gym bros Let's sharpen up the gym etiquette in 2024 What are we getting rid of in n2024 The treaty! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode #579: It's a TCB PCB 30A kind of day! Storytime with Bryan proves entertaining once again. Snoop & Flava Olympics TCB in PCB 30A Bryan’s beach access foibles Steeplechase Trying to wrangle kids on vacation An ill fated beach vacation The slingshot Bryan sleuths on his vacay neighbors Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We've got another collection of our best segments, as Bryan is still living in a COVID hellscape. So, join us as we revisit Bryan's ball in Vegas, carplay torture, and a "porn again" preacher.  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan remains quarantined from the gift of C-19 gifted to his whole house by Santa! The interview with Felicia Day is revisited as one of the favorite episode of Season 4! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan finds himself in the middle of his own "C-19 Lockdown" as the whole house catches the ick. In lieu of a new episode, the most listened to episode of TCB Season 4 is revisited. Steve-O joins Tina and Bryan to discuss clown school, ass clowns and Mike Tyson on blow! More new episodes coming this week. Season 5 starts January 16th 2024. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices