Explorez tous les épisodes du podcast The Cojo Tapes
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| SEASON FINALE PART 2 - Candlelight Vigil for Kim Kardashian in Vatican Square | 31 Oct 2025 | 00:56:58 | |
It’s the BIG JUICY SCANDALOUS season finale of season 2 of The Cojo Tapes podcast!! We do it raw here…we call it bareback gossip! Lube up and get ready for hot topics: The Marchesa of Fomo Kim Kardashian misses the Vogue World: Hollywood event setting tongues wagging about a possible case of Malaria or a coma, Meghan drops a new scented candle which smells like Gwyneth’s vagina on a steamy summer day in Montecito AND Nepo babies are rounded up and sent to the Alligator Alcatraz in Brentwood, CA | |||
| SEASON FINALE PART 1 - Bush is Back & I Don’t Mean Laura | 31 Oct 2025 | 00:27:57 | |
It’s the sizzling season finale of season 2 of The Cojo Tapes jammed with rants galore and the latest hot topics: Keith Urban & Cojo shampoo each other’s hair and take a bubble bath together, Bush - as in bountiful furry kitties - is back and Cojo is joining a monk order in the Himalayas so he never has to hear about Kris Jenner’s facelift again | |||
| The Global Labubu Bonfire (with a side slab of Austin Butler) | 22 Aug 2025 | 00:26:02 | |
Did Lucifer and The Chinese team up to create the hideous Labubu bag charm (tracking device included)? How Kim K caused the great Okayama Blackout of 2025, say a prayer for Austin Butler AND Beware of Margot Robbie | |||
| What do Harry Goldenblatt’s Prostate & Taylor’s Feathers Have in Common? | 15 Aug 2025 | 00:27:14 | |
Call the fireman with granite pecs & bulging biceps to put out the blaze created by this week’s HAWT TOPICS! Cojo starts with a loving tribute to And Just Like That…HARRY GOLDENBLATT’S PROSTATE KILLED THE FRANCHISE! PLUS all the cheap sh*t fan-made Taylor Swift merch, Kim’s IQ skyrockets and sorry girls, bling is out! x Cojo | |||
| Inside Harry Styles’s man bag: vibrator, lube & cantaloupes | 25 Jul 2025 | 00:18:16 | |
The latest on Harry Styles’s foray into the sex toy biz, Madonna and battered fish and fishnets, Liam Neeson’s BBBBBD energy (intel courtesy of 3 Irish queens) AND JLo gets loud and lewd! x cojo | |||
| Help me Madonna, I’ve been artistically castrated! | 18 Jul 2025 | 00:30:52 | |
There’s a time to really let it all hang out and this is the episode where Cojo goes all out - think verbal freeballing! The live version of this show was banned from TikTok and it’s time for a summit with Madonna about artistic freedom, censorship and Gaultier cone bras. Tea is also spilled on Jennifer Aniston, Sydney Sweeney, Khloe Kardashian and Connor McGregor’s private parts. Listen if you dare! x Cojo | |||
| AJLT’s Aidan Shaw - Lucifer in Birkenstocks | 11 Jul 2025 | 00:36:04 | |
Cojo on satanic Aidan, Shawn Mendes’s Door Dash driver strip show, Kim’s turn at Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf?, Jlo’s Leotard over Lithuania tour AND the orgasm echoing all over Malibu Canyon | |||
| Glitz & T#ts - Welcome to the Wedding of the Year | 27 Jun 2025 | 00:45:39 | |
Join Cojo in Venice as we take in the splendor - Camel Toe Khloe in leopard! Kim in Snakeskin! - of the wedding for the ages. PLUS: celebrating International Banish the Birkin Day, the Billy Ray conspiracy theory AND Jason “The Grower” Kelce goes from thimble to torpedo in his itty Speedo | |||
| You can munch on Meghan’s edible flowers again | 20 Jun 2025 | 00:16:46 | |
This week’s sizzling hot topics: Meghan restocks and bowels are moving again in Montecito, Kim’s solo freak off (with free A/C & HBO), Madonna’s pimps Norman Bates’s mother’s style PLUS Brad’s boy band audition and Ellen’s sheep orgy | |||
| Sabrina Carpenter gets on all fours (and she’s not looking for her keys) | 13 Jun 2025 | 00:29:43 | |
It’s Cojo’s Lollapalooza of Hawt Topics featuring Sabrina’s rags to raunch tale, Hailey Bieber’s billion dollar g-string, Meghan’s new “hospitality” service, Blake’s coat of many crayons PLUS who is the mystery actor with the sandblasted face?? | |||
| Is Kylie “445 cc’s”Jenner the Albert Einstein of our Time? | 06 Jun 2025 | 00:18:33 | |
Grab your life jacket as we spill oceans of tea on this scintillating episode! Is Kylie Jenner the Albert Einstein of our time? Does 445 cc’s = mc2? Blake’s drastic measures to connect with Tay (even it means hitting a Hell’s Kitchen tattoo parlor at 4 am), Angie’s dual personalities AND Sydney Sweeney gets intimately acquainted with a squeegee | |||
| Introducing the Travis Kelce Back Hair Rug at Wayfair | 01 Jun 2025 | 00:26:23 | |
Cojo’s dream man is part tight end and part gay yak, Lindsay takes the Cojo Polygraph test, JLo’s chintzy AMA wardrobe by the best bedazzlers in the Valley, Meghan mulls a fashion line AND Brad Pitt goes Only Fans | |||
| Halle Berry is more Oiled Up than a Jiffy Lube 5000 Mile Special | 16 May 2025 | 00:12:57 | |
All hail to the new Hollywood Queen of TMI: Halle Berry, Cannes bans naked dresses but hosts a global hookers summit, Kim Kardashian’s F You diamond trend PLUS JoJo Siwa pops some vitamin D | |||
| The Met Gala Special starring Halle’s privates & Henry Cavill’s member | 09 May 2025 | 00:22:01 | |
It’s fashion critic Cojo’s uncensored, smutty practically Only Fans content Met Gala Fashion Review Spectacular! B.Y.O.S. (bring your own scalpel) starring Madonna, Halle, Sabrina and live from the asylum Pam Anderson. | |||
| Is Blake Lively’s bronzer bust the Chernobyl of Spray Tanning? | 02 May 2025 | 00:18:31 | |
Blake leaks, Meghan Markle’s pink slip, Liz Hurley ditches half of the British parliament for Billy Ray, Anna’s Kim problem and so much more! | |||
| Cojo in Space feat Hung Aliens & Katy Perry | 18 Apr 2025 | 00:21:58 | |
Fashionista Cojo grabs his Prada crossbody and blasts into Space on the Rainbow Origin…weightlessness feels just like being in a sling! Plus scorching hawt topics: Blake Lively steals Caitlyn Jenner’s septuagenarian sex kitten look, Paris Hilton hits Coachella in pubic hair couture AND the spirit of Chelsea of The White Lotus appears | |||
| I’d Rather Have Ambien Sex - The Oscars Drowsy Dress Code | 03 Mar 2025 | 00:24:35 | |
A spit roast party with Danny DeVito and Shrek would beat being parked on the red carpet among the terribly prim Shades of Westport fashions at the 2025 Oscars. Join Fashionologist Cojo - and his gleaming fangs - for his Oscars Fashion Special episode starring Ariana, Demi, Cynthia, Halle, Emma, Zoe & MORE. | |||
| Even the Monkeys were Turned On by Patrick Schwarzenegger | 21 Feb 2025 | 00:15:56 | |
And naked men shall inherit the Earth - Cojo’s tribute to Patrick Schwarzenegger PLUS Kim Kardashian morphs into a Sumo Wrestler, Beyoncé is Donatella’s doppelgänger, Madonna is locked in her bathroom AND the Hollywood facelift settling process xoxo cojo | |||
| Taylor vs Blake - The Ultimate Style SmackDown! | 14 Feb 2025 | 00:39:33 | |
Who is the winner of the style battle of all time? Is it Taylor and her thigh high pleather hooker boots or Blake The Bead Making Queen aka the walking Janis Joplin Hologram? PLUS Hugh comes out as…Australian, Bieber’s 101 looks for a lobotomy AND Kim gets the Nobel Prize! It’s all here on a FRESH ep of The Cojo Tapes | |||
| Cojo’s Golden Globes Fashion Autopsy | 08 Jan 2025 | 00:27:03 | |
Holy toe tags! It’s fashion critic Cojo’s raw, uncut and embalming fluid-doused take on Golden Globes fashion starring Nicole Kidman, Demi Moore, Cynthia Erivo and Kerry “where’s the gay toga party?”Washington. PLUS, Selena Gomez channels Laura Bush floating through the Rose Garden in a sea of taffeta and mumsy Pamela serving Dr. Jill! | |||
| Fur Pie a la Mode | 20 Dec 2024 | 00:47:19 | |
It’s Cojo’s star-studded Style Special featuring The Cojo Awards (live from | |||
| Beyoncé-o-Rama! Podcast & After Show | 13 Dec 2024 | 00:39:20 | |
It’s the extended director’s cut of The Cojo Tapes starring a Beyoncé more decked out than the Rockefeller Christmas Tree, Jlo moonlighting as a cocktail waitress, the Ben Affleck Bro Fashion Moment, the Kardashian booty backlash and Nicole Kidman serving Granny Couture. BONUS: Podcast & After Show | |||
| The UK Penis is Different from Yours & Mine | 06 Dec 2024 | 00:28:24 | |
It’s the Supersized Scandal Episode featuring Harry Styles & his wonky penis, Heidi Klum & Leni star in 2 Girls 1 Strudel, Demi & Angelina battle Chronic Long Hair-itis & all Cojo wants for Christmas is Goop’s Sex Pillow | |||
| The Dax Shepard Ca Ca Pee Pee Network | 22 Nov 2024 | 00:18:47 | |
It’s the Cojo Tapes No Celebrity Bathroom Questions Zone! Join me for fun, frolic and a fashion forensic accounting on Lindsay Lohan, Pam Anderson & Sabrina Carpenter PLUS The Bride of Frankenstein Facelift AND lovemaking tips from Kim and Optimus x coj | |||
| Meet Mr. & Mr. Anderson Cooper | 15 Nov 2024 | 00:19:24 | |
Join fashionista Cojo as he slices and dices his way thru the latest hawt topics including: Ariana Grande’s new Toddler’s & Tiaras Collection, Khloe’s Lavender & Landfill-scented “Calabasas” bath beads, Kate & Wils’ ultimate aphrodisiac PLUS an exclusive invite to Ricky Martin’s bottomless mimosas brunch! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 | |||
| Gwyneth, Duct Tape & Homemade Jam | 08 Nov 2024 | 00:16:19 | |
Join me for this ep’s blazing hawt topics 🔥🔥🔥🔥 featuring spiked tea on Gwyneth’s hermetically sealed vagina, Blake & Kim setting red carpet fashion back 50 years, Ben Affleck’s caveman paws PLUS Chris Martin pops in with a puppet show x cojo | |||
| All I Want for Xmas is a Jared Leto Plaster Cast | 02 Nov 2024 | 00:15:40 | |
The ultimate Jared replica, Florence Pugh’s nipple ring fiasco, Katy Perry & the Anaconda PLUS the nepo baby backlash | |||
| To Britney with Love (and a side trip to Diddy’s) | 26 Oct 2024 | 00:20:33 | |
SEASON 2 PREMIERE! Join uncensored Cojo on his anti-BS crusade with what is probably - and proudly - the filthiest celeb style show on Earth! Hot topics include: the real deal Britney Spears, what Pam Anderson has in common with the Manitoba bald eagle PLUS Diddy confuses Cojo for a Chick with a D*ck!! | |||
| Naked | 24 Jul 2024 | 00:11:53 | |
SEASON FINALE: The Naked Episode. Join Cojo & best bros Ryan & Hugh at a men’s only clothing optional spiritual retreat in Taos, NM. Recorded in the meditation garden, Cojo & co pray & chant for the badly dressed on the red carpet. The healing, cleansing experience climaxes with 500 men wearing nothing but Birkenstocks participating in a saging ceremony for Emma Stone, Florence Pugh & Katy Perry | |||
| Below the Gucci Belt - Going South with Glen, Jared & James Bond | 19 Jul 2024 | 00:16:52 | |
Men’s Fashion Special/All Male Revue XXX starring Anderson Cooper, Jared Leto, Glen Powell, Barack Obama & Gavin Newsom (aka Hot Dom Daddy) | |||
| Cojo’s Hot Boy Summer Guide starring Theo James & a Genetically Modified Cucumber | 11 Jul 2024 | 00:12:58 | |
Theo’s Speedo sensation, Court & Demi’s meat locker naps anti-aging secret, expressing Glenn Powell’s glands AND Camilla’s HUGE fashion faux pas | |||
| Katy Perry, Flesh-eating Zombies & the Dawn of the Fashion Apocalypse | 28 Jun 2024 | 00:13:38 | |
Bianca Censori takes a bite out of Katy Perry, JLo is the hush hush next Bond Girl, join the FREE EMMA movement AND are Jared Leto & Billy Ray the same person? | |||
| LIVE from the Lollapalooza of Inbreds..it’s Cojo at Royal Ascot! | 20 Jun 2024 | 00:14:45 | |
Join Coj at Ascot for an exclusive chat with Camilla about pocketbooks & porn PLUS Ben’s prison break out, Henry Cavill’s trouser snake, the Friends cast exposed AND the mold violation velveteen dress Adele hasn’t taken off in 3 years | |||
| Taylor’s Wedding Dress Revealed? The Art of Macrame Couture | 15 Jun 2024 | 00:14:44 | |
F#ck NDA’s…The Sweet Tea on Tay’s likely bridal, SHOCKER: JLo is as warm as fuzzy bedroom slippers (the La Lopez you don’t know) PLUS Nicole Kidman’s fashion miracle AND Shania’s emergency fashion conservatorship | |||
| I Have Fendi Espadrilles Older Than U: Demi & Joe’s Friction Fire | 06 Jun 2024 | 00:20:11 | |
Demi teaches Joe Jonas a thing or 2 (& puts him in traction), Hollywood’s Best Mustaches from Henry to Khloe, Diving with Kim PLUS Secrets of Sex & the City from the fashion critic once dubbed “The Fifth Sex & the City Girl” | |||
| Like a Virgin..in Sparta: The Archeological Frenzy over Unfiltered Madonna Pics | 29 May 2024 | 00:13:50 | |
Prying open Madonna’s (lock) box, Jlo, Ben & Cargo Shorts - A Love Triangle AND victorious Lenny Kravitz topples The Hammaconda | |||
| Stinky socks vs Schiaparelli: Ben & Jlo’s fashion irreconcilable differences | 22 May 2024 | 00:19:19 | |
You’ve been served…Men’s Wearhouse 3-pack flannel shirts aplenty & dozens of scuffed size 16 Nike Dunk Lows PLUS an exclusive first look at Selena Gomez as Lady Bird Johnson, Cher & Cojo’s Chrome Hearts PJ’s slumber soiree AND Taylor Swift’s hickey deconstructed | |||
| Nipples over Nigeria: Meghan’s Maxi Takes Flight | 16 May 2024 | 00:17:59 | |
It’s the Duchess of Sussex County NJ & her 1-ply maxis, a valet-less Harry forced to wash his own privates PLUS Taylor vamps it in Versace, the Miss Nepo Baby Beauty Pageant AND the Cojo/Jared conspiracy theory | |||
| Toddlers & Tiaras Redux: Cojo’s Met Gala Fashion Spectacular | 08 May 2024 | 00:14:16 | |
Let’s all go to the Met Gala with so many reality tartlets and sluts on hand you will feel like you’re at a 818 Tequila launch at the Saddle Ranch PLUS attack of the Walking Labia & Keith Urban teaches us how to do an updo | |||
| Love & thongs from the Duchess of Barstow | 01 May 2024 | 00:19:41 | |
Meghan’s thongs to tiara’s odyssey PLUS Billie Eilish’s Hello Hogwarts possessed schoolgirl style, getting into Jon Bon Jovi’s pants, essential fashion tips for Hollywood social climbers AND requiem for Anne Hathaway’s wardrobe | |||
| The New Gilded Age: Titty Formal & The Met Gala | 25 Apr 2024 | 00:16:10 | |
Go big or go home on fashion’s biggest night, Madonna & her Bidet - A Love Story, Bieber’s gonads save the world PLUS strawberry-scented lubricant with love and kisses from the Duchess of Bakersfield | |||
| Welcome to Roachella | 17 Apr 2024 | 00:17:30 | |
Dissecting the slutty cowgirl craze, the powerful Birkin No, Merkin Yes Movement PLUS Hailey Bieber, Megan Fox, Harry Styles, topless Dame Judi & 1001 lovemaking positions with Jared Leto | |||
| Dressing for the Fashion Apocalypse | 12 Apr 2024 | 00:18:19 | |
Put on your special protective glasses as we take a purely scientific look at the rarest of sights on the LA landscape: 100 % real boobs (courtesy of Sydney Sweeney) + Oprah, Cher, Kim and Kylie! And…the His & Hers facelifts trend 🔪 | |||
| Live from Calabasas Fashion Week! | 03 Apr 2024 | 00:15:31 | |
Going through awards season withdrawal? Fret not you fab fashionistas because Cojo is Live from Calabasas Fashion Week with Kim, Kourt, Gwyneth & The Countess of Camel Toes! Plus: Taylor’s style & the Dad Bod Awards! | |||
| Beyoncé Exxxposed! | 27 Mar 2024 | 00:20:38 | |
Landing on Beyoncé’s airstrip + Nicole Kidman & goats, Anne Hathaway & Chucky & practically sharing a heartbeat with Anderson Cooper! It’s the most brazen & bodacious The Cojo Tapes yet! “I’ve never had so much fun with fashion since the leather quilted chain bag was created” - Colette Chanel (Coco’s third cousin removed) | |||
| The Ballad of Britney Spears | 20 Mar 2024 | 00:13:58 | |
Up close with the real Britney + Madonna defrosted, Hugh’s musk & a visit with the Duchess of Sacramento…Ep 3 of The Cojo Tapes is the ultimate boldfaced name bacchanal! | |||
| Cojo’s Oscars Fashion Spectacular | 13 Mar 2024 | 00:10:36 | |
Jump on Cojo’s magic carpet as we swoop over the Oscar’s red carpet and break it all down…a bit rah rah and a bit brutal, natch. We are anti-gushing and brown nosing and darn proud of it! xo cojo | |||
| Hollywood Can’t Dress Darling | 06 Mar 2024 | 00:16:42 | |
On June 17, 2010 TV fashion personality Cojo was secretly recorded at the Chateau Marmont’s Bungalow 3 spilling all on Hollywood - a seething, breathtakingly brutal takedown of the A-list set according to those present. The tapes were presumed lost until they were recently discovered at the bottom of Jared Leto’s hair products drawer | |||