Today Matty is joined by comedian and friend Jon Turkel to discuss the life endeavors of a Florida Jew.

Today Matty is joined by his dear friend and stand up comedian Colt McNeely to discuss several different escapades

Today the illustrious JT Kelly joins us to spill the tea on all the super top secrets!

Matty and Niko duel it out in the long-awaited chess match for the milk mile. They talk about social media peeves and play rock-paper-scissors too. The first 30 minutes is the chess game, so it's definitely better suited for watching rather than just listening.

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Matty invited Niko to the pumpkin patch. A punishment is created for the chess bet. They talk Halloween movies, socially unaware people, and fake kidnapping.

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Matty and Niko join comedian/filmmaker, Evan Lopez in his backyard in Kyle, TX. They talk about Armie Hammer, Santeria, and which animals they think they could kill in a fight to the death.

Follow Evan on instagram, go to his website, and watch/listen to his podcast, Seven Minutes in Evan, where Matty and Niko have both been guests.

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Santa Clarita Valley legend, Clint Como joins Matty and Niko to close out his weekend visit in Austin. They talk about Adam Levine, entering the algorithm, and the history of "scoo"

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Matty and Niko sip on Topo Chicos

Matty is wearing a short-sleeve hoodie. Niko is wearing an Astroworld T-shirt. They talk about cancelled celebrities, The Crocodile Hunter, and hijacking airplanes.

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Matty and Niko early in the morning

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The sun is setting as Niko tells Matty about his substitute teaching horror stories and car accident. Matty tells Niko about the Manti Te'o documentary and receives an impromptu phone call from his mom.

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Dean Stanfield is an Austin-based, stand-up comedian and outdoorsman.

Check out his weekly shows at The Creek & The Cave in Austin and Barrels & Amps in Georgetown

Watch his new show, "Welcome to Texas"

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Matty and Niko eat a Kit-Kat. They talk about "The Fourth of July" movie, Lex Fridman, The Bachelorette, and more.

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Nothin but the dogs in the pound today. Matty and brandon take a seat and break it down.

Matty and Niko talk about road rage, Andre The Giant, fixing your dog, She-Hulk and more.

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Matty and Niko talk Pokemon Go and the Austin comedy scene, and discuss The Most Hated Man on the Internet documentary on Netflix.

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Matty and Niko are in the backyard talking about cults, animals in movies, being homeless, cussing, and more. Matty's landlord tries to pull a fast one.

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Matty and Niko talk coffee pet peeves, women's sports, and fine dining.

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Matty and Niko ditch the fire wood for a candle. They talk about grizzly bears, black widows, and prom.

The fire is barely lit, and the smoke is a problem, as Matty Stu talks about his trip to California for his buddy's wedding and a comedy show. Niko talks about watching Matt's dog, Roy.

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The fire is barely going as they talk about farm animals, car crashes, and senior pranks. A drone flies over.

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Matty and Niko are recording in the Pedernales Station Studios at Monk's Jazz Club. Matty watched Niko's puppy while he was in California.

Brandon Legendre is an Austin-based comedian/podcaster/writer from Orange County, CA. Collin O'Meara is an Austin-based comedian from Philadelphia, PA. They are the cohosts of the food show, Your Last Review.

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Phill Garcia and captain weight join the pod to find out WTF is going on.

Matty was the victim of a hit and run. Niko and Matty talk future presidents, little league baseball, and more.

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Matty and Niko welcome their first guest, comedian, Ellis Aych.

Watch Ellis regularly on Kill Tony and follow him on Instagram, Tik Tok, and YouTube: https://linktr.ee/ellisaych

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Matty and Niko are wearing bucket hats in the backyard. Niko got a puppy. Matty pitches debate topics, and they go through their phone notes.

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Matty Stu hates Trader Joe's. The fireplace was a bad idea. It gets way too hot with the A/C off, as Niko and Matty talk about love, dating, and fishing.

Sorry for the technical difficulties. Audio gets messed up on several parts for a few seconds.

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Matty and Niko talk about revenge and their shit lists. Aaron Rodgers and Jaden Smith stayed at Matty's hotel. Matty tries to finish filing his taxes.

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Matty and Niko talk about their first hater, germaphobia, reincarnation, urban dictionary, and pooping your pants.

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Matty tells Niko about his new job as a valet. Niko tells Matty about his loud neighbors.

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Matty and Niko talk about weddings, baboons, sex, and more. Matty also tells Niko the story about his run-in with the cops as a kid.

Matty and Niko talk about Matty's first comedy show production, The Batman, and the slap heard around the world.

Niko tells Matty about his trip to Colorado. Matty tells Niko about the leadup to his first comedy show production and calls Ellis Aych to promote it. They also talk about boners and peeing in public.

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Just the dogs in the studio this week. Matty and Brandon talk about Ingrid’s Anthem and Matty’s afternoon from hell.

Matty and Niko try to keep the fire going as they talk about cold weather, living in Austin, cryptocurrency, the U.S. Navy, and hunting.

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Austin’s own Comedy photographer Taylor Thompson joins Matty on the dog days of summer.

The temperature is up and the squirrels are dying. But fear not, animal detectives Matty and Brandon are hot on the case. Tune in. Please.

Comedian Anthony Papally joins Matty as he recounts is encounter with Roseanne.

Today It’s just Matty and Brando breaking down the motion of the ocean. The fellas gleefully ring in the summer as they settle deep into discussion and courageously face the truths of mankind as we know them to be

Comedian Jack Timmons joins Matty to jolt through the headlines and brush up on American history

Comedians LeMaire Lee and Brent Reed join Matty to get him ready for the Pro Wrestling Circuit!

Comedians Nat Rogachevsky and Scott Fillmore join Matty in the dog pound to divulge top level secrets and discuss the obvious physical glow up all three of them are having.

Comedian Jake Ricca joins the pod as he and Matty discuss the dos and fonts of wedding season.

Comedians Christoph Jean and Jake Ricca join the boys to spread the good word and dissect the inner workings of mankind.

The boys are reunited to discuss the Presidency of JFK and the conspiracies that surround him.

Matty is joined by the comedy correspondent himself Jake from Joke WRLD! Jake just got back from Dave Chappelle’s new club in Yellow Springs and is now fully engulfed in the Austin Comedy Scene!

Comedians Jack Timmons and Grant Adcock join the kennel to talk hibachi and really get to the bottem of humanity.

The boys are back in town. Press play