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A new employee asked what food he could eat in the fridge, but when he was told he could eat none of it and was supposed to bring his own lunch, he just couldn’t comprehend. He was fired a month later for stealing chloroform.

A nurse tells about a girl who had a pin in her mouth, and then accidentally sucked it in where it got temporarily lodged in her throat, dislodged, then lodged in her bronchial, requiring major surgery. Another kid was running with a toothbrush in his mouth, ran into something, and almost punctured an artery. I also read comments that might make you tear up or cry.

I read about various devastating events in history. One of the events commented was about the Indonesian mass killings of 1965-1966, which were large-scale killings and civil unrest that occurred in Indonesia over several months, targeting Communist Party of Indonesia party members, Communist sympathisers, Gerwani women, ethnic Javanese Abangan, ethnic Chinese and alleged leftists.

Someone comes across two ladies fighting over some underwear in a communal laundry room. One of them calls her boyfriend who comes in screaming bloody murder while wielding a gun. A man is hired for a specific job, but when he starts working, the foreman asks him to do all this extra stuff, and then tells him he has to stay until late into the evening. He quits on the spot.

A man stops on the side of the road for a smoke late at night and a dark figure appears next to him. The figure asks him to call the cops because he almost just committed suicide. Another man parks his truck on the side of the road only to be awakened by a strange noise coming from the back. What he finds is not what he expected.

A girl gets fired for dropping a bowling ball on the foot of a complaining patron. Another girl complains she’s feeling unwell on her first day at work, so they say she can go home. She immediately starts filling a basket with alcohol in front of the manager for a party she’s having. Needless to say she was fired.

A commenter says after working really hard on his pinewood derby car and winning 3 rounds in a row, another dad at the competition “accidentally” drops it while handing it back to him. While at a sleepover, a kid gets sent home for being too loud after choking on some water and coughing.

A couple has the woman’s name tattooed on the man’s butt after only knowing each other for just a couple weeks. An older man, who has never been tattooed before, asks for a black widow to be put on his nether region. One guy asks for a heart tattooed on his anus.

A young man discovers a little land mine while playing soccer with some friends and almost loses his life. Another swims in a canal of toxic chemicals. Someone is tasked to scare away some bears with a whistle, and then chases one.

OP and his wife move back to her hometown where she reconnects with her close male childhood friend. OP comes home from work one day to find them cuddling on the couch. OP gets upset, but his wife makes him feel guilty for being angry. What would you do if you were put in this situation?

In today's episode, we hear about interesting and gross facts about the ancient world. If you thought ancient romans used disposable leaves or something to wipe clean after the bathroom, boy were you wrong. We also hear about anceint funeral traditions from Madagascar, and how their deceased loved ones were celebrated.

A poster flips off a bunch of people for honking at him, but at the end of the street realizes he’s going the wrong way. Another poster gets angry that a driver is going super slow and is about to honk, but once they get a better look at the car ahead, they realize it’s a hearse driving after a funeral.

The OP tells about what has happened to him when he stopped sleeping the amounts he should have. His brain began to create memories that didn’t actually happen and he even ended up in a psych ward after hallucinating.

A few of the posts read: there was a legend in a small town about the “Slap Ghost” who would randomly slap men on their way home from the bar at night. Another legend is told about a boy who died in a school boiler room, who for years has been moving the door handle and a chair which hasn’t been moved since the incident.

A poster complains about a nasty bug in their bed that continued to stab them over and over again. When they finally checked to see what it was, it turned out it was just a sewing needle. Other funny tidbits about weird high school kids.

A man accidentally donates his mom and asks if he can come get her. Two months later, they find her again in the store and call him to come get her. One man finds a dead bat, a switch blade, a pocket watch containing radium, and an 18th century wolf trap.

One patient yells to his brother to check if the doctors stole his dick. Another patient tells her boyfriend how dreamy he is and cries when he leaves the room. After a doctor inserts a camera into a patient’s butt, she suddenly turns to him and tells him how much he must succeed with the ladies.

How would you feel if you moved across the world for someone and found out they were cheating? OP details his story of moving to the US from Australia for his GF only to find out she was cheating. In another post, OP and his business partner end up having a one night stand turned into accidental pregnancy. We also cover a post about a relationship issue that occurs because of a new tattoo that OP's boyfriend got that is unattractive for OP.

OP asks for our opinion on his current relationship dilema. Was he wrong for kicking out his girlfriend for hating his dog? There's more to it than just hating the dog, listen to the story then leave a review with what you think.

While walking with his mom, this OP hears a strange whistle coming from a river. A couple years later he hears it again. After moving to a new state and going many more years without hearing it, he hears it yet again and this time gets it on video.
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Two little girls are found in wheelchairs at Disneyland who just recently became orphans. They were in a terrible car accident with their mom, who died instantly, and their father, who, unknown to them, later died from his injuries. This poster makes it his number one goal to brighten their day.

The OP keeps receiving random notes reminding them to do specific things from a stranger, but they can’t seem to figure out who is doing this. They set up a camera and later come to an unsuspecting cause.

One woman has a unique use for her own breast milk. Another person shoots 10 darts at their light switch, misses all of them, and proceeds to sleep with the lights on. One commenter uses their laser pointer to get the cat to close their door at night.

The OP tells about someone who calls in and freaks out about him not being able to send over his password through email due to company policy. Another story tells about a terrible nurse they had to deal with.

A couple of the posts read: One girl was “caught” injecting something into her arm and immediately expelled for doing drugs, no questions asked, when in fact she was just taking her insulin for diabetes. Another student was suspended after freaking out because he was told that math homework is more important than his grandmother’s funeral.

An entitled man calls in demanding help with his printer. He doesn’t seem to understand what a screen-share is and continues to hound the IT person with complaints as the IT person tries to help.

One man calls in wanting to know how to access text messages, but not his own. He wants to know how to access texts of other people illegally. Another caller demands a refund because his cell service was turned off for 20 minutes.

A supposed mother of a college student calls in demanding the password to log in to her son’s online account because he had forgotten it. After speaking with her actual son, the IT guy discovers she was lying. Her displeasure escalates.

In today's episode, we have a special guest and cover multiple stories within r/relationshipadvice.
This subreddit can get crazy, so buckle up and prepare yourself for a pretty wild ride. One story tells of life-changing deceit coming to light, another of a very deep dark secret kink of OP's wife.

The OP loves all their coworkers, except for one man with whom the CEO seems to have a great relationship. He hired this man’s wife, who struggles a lot with the job, but because of the relationship they have, there don’t seem to be any repercussions. How should they deal with this situation?

The OP is in a tricky situation. She has very luscious hair and makes her living through modeling, but her boyfriend’s sister has cancer and in support, her whole family has shaved their heads. They’re demanding the OP do the same, but her livelihood depends on her keeping her hair.

The OP, a man getting close to retirement age, has found his children, who now have families of their own, living with him again. The house is constantly alive and rowdy, making it hard to concentrate or get things done. He needs a solution to this newfound issue.

The OP is given up as a child, whose parents didn’t care at all for her, but cared a lot about her siblings. She left a bad home when she was 17, and has taken care of herself ever since, eventually becoming very successful. Her biological parents start claiming credit for her success and she is looking for help on what to do.

The Original Poster has been dating her boyfriend for a few years who has recently found out she has a lot of money. He begins to act strange, making many demands. She commits him to secrecy, but he breaks her trust and now she must decide what to do about him.

The OP studies hard and goes through graduate school. Meanwhile she is mentored by one of her professors, who everyone has the hots for. After her graduation, he unexpectedly asks her out, catching her off guard. She goes to the Reddit community for some advice.

OP’s boss was a real piece of work. Turns out nobody liked him, so OP decided on a plan to start recording audio every time his boss was around, which in the end really played to his favor. Another story is told about a good manager who was temporarily replaced by a tyrant who threw everything out the window to do things his way.

This man’s brother, out of anger, played a “prank” on him without his knowledge. Years later, he is still feeling the painful effects of what his brother chose to do.

The OP is told that her boyfriend is cheating on her. There is no evidence he’s cheating, but her roommate insists that he’s cheating and that she must break up with him. All hell seems to break loose as her roommate continues to try to convince her.

The OP tells about her husband, who has a terrible allergy to lactose, but just won’t stop consuming it. Will all the tooting, her marriage is greatly affected and being around him is becoming unbearable.

An entitled man complains about various issues in his room and demands a room just for himself. Unable to meet his demands, he is refused this request. His company later finds out what had happened and he gets fired.

After settling down for the evening, the OP receives a visit from the FBI. They ask for his cooperation, and then they wait, ready for a man who turns out to be very dangerous.

A man calls in demanding some information, but is unable to receive it due to its confidential nature. He flips out, not realizing that the person he’s speaking to is the son of the foreman. Another OP gets yelled by a security guard for trying to go to work.

The OP’s neighbor sells their farm to an HOA for mini mansions. They receive multiple complaints about their farm ruining the view of the homes and even go onto their property, threatening to fine them for not complying. Having been the owners of this farm for 4 generations, they receive sweet retribution when lawyers get involved.

A Karen tells two kids they can't order anything after their dad, the head of the establishment, tells the kids they can order whatever they want and can just put it on his tab. The lady growls at them, telling them to leave before finding out who their father is.

A man comes into Subway asking for a sandwich, and then proceeds to ask for an absurd amount of a certain condiment. A pregnant woman is known as the olive lady. A customer calls the OP apologizing profusely and sobbing for writing down her order wrong.

An employee shoplifts from the store at which he works, the same place that has all his information. The OP was called N-word after she was accosted for help on her day off. A hispanic lady asks for 20 feet of material, but has no concept of what 20 feet is, even after it’s explained to her.

OP’s mother complained about her father all growing up. Any time they didn’t have food or money to buy the things they needed, she just blamed it all on him. Finally, after dealing with her mom’s complaining for years even through college, the truth came out.

A crazy mother comes in unnecessarily demanding her daughter not be held back and throws an adult tantrum in front of a class of young students and a 21 year old teacher.

The OP, being only 5 feet tall and having a very young face, tells of how she was mistaken as a student and reprimanded by the teacher while being a teacher’s aid.

OP’s grandma kicks out their mom when she was young, and now things are better between them and the grandma denies she ever did such a thing. She finds a petty way to get her back. Another poster has a debacle with some hooligans in the street and uses pepper spray in an original way to get them.