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Andrew had an incredible Sunday filled with yard sales and football, but even that couldn't compete with the true pleasure he's been experiencing at his local home goods store. Luke had a surprisingly good time in Portland's most frivolous alleyway before running into a friend/celebrity. And they discuss the story  of a man who pepper-sprayed someone for using their phone in a movie theater. 

Luke sat down to watch the new HBO version of the Howard Stern show last night and has a lot of thoughts. Andrew's gearing up for what might be the best yard sale adventure of his life. They also discuss the Hyrox champion who pooped all over the place during her competition. And a listener needs some advice after a bathroom-related incident during a work call. 

Andrew has a huge mea culpa that he cannot wait to air out at the beginning of today's show. Plus, Luke might actually be official over the Howard Stern show for reasons Andrew can empathize with. And Luke is enjoying the online spectacle as Macklemore emerges as an unlikely hero after Ed Sheeran's tour dropped him from the bill. 

Luke gets some clarity on both the animal he saw on the riverbed yesterday and the animal he saw on his hotel's logo. Meanwhile, Andrew had an encounter outside his house that he won't soon forget. 

Luke joins the show from his future home of Stowe, Vermont, where he made friends with a woodchuck yesterday. Or maybe it was a beaver. Or was it a muskrat? Plus, Andrew's dreamscapes are expanding to include TBTL listeners, and that seems like a dangerous game. 

Luke is in Vermont after learning that Florida's lawnmower races aren't really about lawnmowers anymore. Meanwhile, Andrew is toughing out an old fashioned head cold -- they likes of which he hasn't had in a long, long time. 

Luke and Andrew finally catch up on this week's exciting Seahawk's Seahawks game and, of course, the State Of The Text Thread. Meanwhile, Luke is in Orlando, where his concierge is catching him up on the latest King of the Hill happenings. And Andrew engages in some *light* larceny during the show. 

Luke is on his way to Florida, but before he catches his flight, Andrew has him take the New York Times' dialect quiz to see how well the data can pinpoint where Luke is from. 

Andrew found himself shocked halfway through a conversation with someone whom he *thought* was a sales rep yesterday. Plus, he and Luke are more and more amped for the new Nathan Fielder documentary about Elizabeth Holmes. 

Luke discusses how his love of sitting intersected with his trip to the Oregon State Fair yesterday…and how a Red Dawn-esque dance routine killed the vibes. Plus, Andrew announces several upcoming Ten meetups in the latest installment of the TBTL Community Calendar. 

Luke and Andrew both had public appearances scheduled for Friday, and they check-in to find out how everything went. Plus, Luke's gearing up for a fun Labor Day at the fair. And Nathan Fielder reveals a new documentary he's been secretly working on. 

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Luke is doing stand up comedy in front of thousands of people tonight, and he is very nervous on a number of levels. He and Andrew discuss the damage that human urine is causing on Mt. Everest -- and whether or not that also applies to their own backyards. 

Andrew is excited to reconnect with his and Luke's former colleague on the radio tomorrow. Luke is enjoying his new iPod more than he thought he might. And they're both trying to use MapQuest after Google Maps (once again) fails to have any integrity under the Trump regime. 

Luke bought something off the TikTok store that is both exciting and -- if he's being honest -- not particularly useful. Andrew has an update on the Seattle grocery bagging competition after accidentally doing some journalism yesterday. And they discuss the music rights case between Stella Lefty and Noah Kahan -- and how the internet is reacting. 

Andrew is frustrated in his attempts to track down the details of a local grocery bagging competition. He also got a discount on the biggest sausage ever sold west of the Mississippi. Meanwhile, Luke is getting a lot of heat in the comments section of a TikTok video. And a listener offers great advice on washing machine maintenance. 

Jon joins the show so he and Luke can open the special packages that listener Summer sent to them. Plus, Luke is obsessed with the story of a scammer who convinced his victims that he was a professional NFL player. Jon highly recommends the new show Lanterns, while Luke highly recommends the old show Bored to Death. And Andrew explains how his kitchen almost caught fire over the weekend. 

The seasons are juuuust beginning to change, and Luke and Andrew have differing feelings about that. Plus, Andrew is 5 months into dog ownership and is now ready to start doling out  advice. And Luke has to solve a pizza shop-related mystery in order to win an argument with his daughter. 

Luke and Andrew discuss how they are the polar opposites when it comes to home ownership. Luke has also been catching up on Hard Knocks and really enjoying it. Meanwhile, Andrew is playing dangerous games with his computer drivers.  

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Luke and Andrew discuss all the coverage they've been seeing and hearing about Dolly Parton and how it's touching and inspiring them. They also talk about Luke's uncomfortable relationship with the 2026 Seattle Mariners and an uncomfortable moment Andrew had at the ballpark the other night. 

Jon joins Luke and Andrew for a special "Save the Date" announcement regarding TBTL's 5000th episode celebration. They also celebrate the fact that they're officially better podcasters than Megan and Harry. And they learn the  incredibly sad news that Dolly Parton passed away at age 80. 

Luke accidentally found himself staying in a hotel with ties to a cult. He and Andrew also discuss some of Mitch Hurwitz's lesser known projects and a Richard Dreyfus vehicle that should have never, ever seen the light of day. And Luke has found a way to look at life through rose-colored glasses; All he had to do was purchase special glasses. 

Luke and Andrew review Forbes' top twenty list of the highest paid podcasters. They are not on the list. Yet.

TBTL Friendo Phyllis "P-Fletch" Fletcher joins the show to talk sandwiches, invasive medical procedures, and Andrew's secret desire to have a pedicure in an underground location. Plus, listener Carolyn sends in some TBTL archival tape that ended up being quite prescient, and Andrew proves to be the hero that he's always considered himself to be. 

Luke and Andrew discuss their dislike of people using foul language in text, only to edit themselves with asterisks. They also hear from listeners who want to weigh-in on Andrew's tissue issue. And Luke receives a TBTL pitch that's just too good to ignore. 

Luke and Andrew share some seasonal recipes before turning to a special, listener-generated Skyjinx segment. One listener needs advice after an airlines jerked them around, while another has a story that has Luke and Andrew on the  edge of their seats. 

Luke rushes into the studio after dealing with a appliance emergency that could have been so, so bad had he caught it any later.  Plus, Andrew shows off all the special incense he just got in the mail. And a special TBTL Friendo is featured in a long-awaited edition of What's In The Box?

Luke and Andrew run some Google experiments after Andrew received an alarming search result regarding hamburgers. Also, Andrew still can't seem to maintain a successful  relationship with a phone scammer, no matter how hard he tries. 

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Genevieve joins the show to discuss her undying love of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and why she feels the world deserved a sequel. She and Andrew also try  their hand at a "Sounds of Seattle" quiz created by a TBTL listener famous for his audio work.  

Luke and Andrew discuss two amazing pieces of modern technology: A batting cage computer that lets you virtually face any MLB pitcher, and a toilet seat that can tell you if you're at risk of a heart attack. Andrew only wants one of these things. 

Luke and Andrew watch an umpire age in almost-real time with some help from the geniuses at Jomboy media. Plus, a listener email prompts Luke to go toe-to-toe with a professional Dr. Seuss narrator to see who does it better. 

Luke and Andrew stumble on a mystery regarding TBTL and Luke's old NPR show, The Bryan Park Project. And speaking  of Bryant  Park coincidences, they have a very apropos edition of "What's In The Box?!" to share. 

Luke has a shirtless encounter with a door-to-door salesman while Andrew develops a fast-moving relationship with a telephone scammer named Luna. They also discuss Russell Wilson and Tony Romo's respective futures in the broadcast booth. 

Luke and Andrew discuss some funny shenanigans going on in major league baseball lately, including a pitcher who leaps and laughs with the best of them. Plus, Luke pits Andrew against Ben Affleck in a battle over turkey names. And a community theater production is cancelled after a surprising culprit starts sending in fake threats. 

Luke's night at a humble political fundraiser lifted his spirits. He and Andrew also discuss last night's debut of Hard Knocks, which did not disappoint in the cringy pun category. And Andrew learns that his dog, Lucy, has something common with Luke, and that might prove to be a problem. 

It's election day in Washington State, and Andrew has a very unusual connection to one of the candidates. But does that mean he should vote for him? Plus, Luke is excited about the debut of HBO's Hard Knocks tonight, which features the Seahawks this season. They also try to get to the bottom of a This American Life rumor that Andrew has been spreading for decades. 

Luke made a promise to himself while mowing the lawn this weekend that he immediately broke…and it came along with some property damage. He and Andrew also discuss modern vacuum technology, baseball pedantry, the price of chicken on North Aurora, and the unfortunate state of baseball in 2026.

Luke "opened the doors of perception" last night just long enough to appreciate the brilliance of the Roku screen saver. Meanwhile, Andrew made a phone call that might have gotten someone in really big trouble, and he doesn't know how to feel about it.  They also discuss the Internet's obsession with some "canoodling lawyers" and Tim Robbin's unfortunate appearance on Joe Rogan's podcast. 

Andrew is obsessed with the fact that a law enforcement conference is at the heart of the biggest news story in Seattle this morning, for obvious reasons. He and Luke also sing as much of the Diane Warren song catalog as they can remember. And they discuss the bizarre update on a 7-year old story involving eBay targeting a couple of independent journalists with macabre deliveries. 

Luke and Andrew visit an arcade supply store website and put together a wish list that includes pop-a-shot basketballs, mini footballs, and something called "Pop It For Gold Extreme." They also celebrate the Mariners' very unlikely win over the Dodgers yesterday, and they hear from Tens of listeners who are joining the Odyssey Discourse. 

A movie shoot involving Emma Stone at Citi Field forced baseball players to change their uniforms, which somehow prompts Luke and Andrew to closely examine Mark Wahlberg's (alleged) daily schedule, which involves long breaks for snacking and very short breaks for golf. Plus, a story about a "beloved pizza chain" in an actual newspaper has "bunk journalism" written all over it. 

Luke finds himself at the losing end of a John Oliver joke on Last Week Tonight and feels the need to defend himself. Plus, Andrew feels a bit vindicated regarding one of his Movie Theater Hot Takes. And Luke and Andrew try to stay focussed since they're also releasing today's show as the first episode of TBTL TV. 

Luke joins the show from Las Vegas, where he found himself on the edge of his seat talking to a former mobster. Meanwhile, Andrew is excited to see his "studio dog" dreams come true. 

A mixup at the airport leads to some interpersonal drama for Luke. Plus, Andrew realizes something that happened to him last week may have changed him forever. 

Luke and Andrew discuss the new Odyssey movie, which Andrew is excited to see this weekend, though he's confused why it's a target of conservative ire. They also discuss Luke's lost pen and the undercurrents it represents, and they list notable Kent State graduates and famous men named Dave. 

Luke and Andrew are back at their respective studios, where they're looking back fondly at an action packed week filled with baseball games, bar tabs, secret sausages and, of course, leaping frogs. Plus, a listener has another good Dave Story,  and Luke and Andrew have competing views on some Kalshi news. 

Luke, Andrew, and Jon check-in from the Valley City Frog Jump competition, where they gently encourage their frog, Dave, to make them proud. Plus, Andrew learns some shocking information about his childhood from an old grade school classmate. 

Luke, Jon and Andrew wrap up their TBTL-a-Thon week in Valley City, Ohio, with a call-in topic that Andrew and the listeners do *not* approve of. They also discuss the latest details on the cyclosporiasis outbreak, now that officials have figured out the source of it. And they make their final plans for the big Frog Jump on Sunday. 

Luke, Jon and Andrew continue their broadcast week from Andrew's old elementary school in Valley City, Ohio, where Andrew says he's  DONE with Wordle after his experience with yesterday's puzzle. They also discuss the all-soup restaurant near their AirBNB in Ohio City. And they take calls from listeners who share their stories about the Daves they know.  

Luke, Jon and Andrew check-in after spending the night at a frog pond, searching for their champion. They also hear stories from callers about  small animals they've adopted over the years. And Luke has been taking some notes about life in Ohio City,  where they are all staying. 

The TBTL-a-Thon continues from Valley City, Ohio, where Andrew has a disturbing update on his lost package of recording equipment and Luke is worried about the salad he ate last night, given the outbreak of a diarrhea-causing parasite in these parts. They also take calls from listeners, including one who has a story about love and Pizza Hut.