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We have a finalized TAICon schedule! Plus Spoon fallout, and air tight Dave Grohl joke and a fucked up sports betting story. I wanna be your monkey wrench baby….

BMo is riding solo with a sick sex brag, domestic challenges and the return if the bomb. Plus an “is this something” that will leave you infertile.

Listen, this episode was supposed to be about drafting the new Circa millions teams, bUT the last 15 mins will keep you from sleeping tonight.

New equipment. Same shitty audio.

Fobes gives his thoughts on the DNC, Hootiefest At the Foubtain Bleu and Pete Rose back again. Plus could Fobes’ mom be coming to town and we're rapidly approaching mooching season. Trump is scheduled to implode on Oct. 9.

Relax, it's about ping pong.

Today tony and BMo discuss the Olympics, bad dad's, and Tony's extensive knowledge about diving scoring. Plus TAICon is about to get a lot more competitive! #FatOlympics

Brian was an unassuming guy, a librarian by trade with a love for the quiet. His days were filled with the soft rustling of pages and the gentle hum of fluorescent lights. But tonight was different. He had always been fascinated by the supernatural, so when his friend handed him an old vinyl record claiming it was cursed, Brian couldn’t resist. “It’s a rare Tony Bennett album,” his friend had said with a mischievous grin. “But play it after midnight, and you’ll summon something… unusual.” Brian shrugged it off as a joke, but his curiosity got the better of him. That night, just past midnight, he placed the record on his turntable and set the needle down.

As the needle crackled to life, the smooth, familiar voice of Tony Bennett filled the room. But something was off. The tempo slowed, the pitch dropped, and soon the crooning turned into a haunting moan. Brian’s heart raced as a thick fog rolled into the room, seemingly out of nowhere. Before he could react, the fog condensed into a figure—an old man in a suit, but with decaying skin and lifeless eyes. It was Zombie Tony Bennett. Despite his ghastly appearance, the zombie was still impeccably dressed, crooning in a deep, gravelly voice that sent chills down Brian’s spine. “I left my heart in San Francisco…” Zombie Tony sang, but the lyrics were distorted, twisted with the voices of the damned.

Brian was frozen with terror, but as Zombie Tony continued to sing, he noticed something strange. The creature wasn’t malevolent, just… lost. With every note, it seemed more sorrowful than terrifying. Brian gathered his courage and approached the specter. He spoke softly, telling the zombie how much he loved his music, how it had touched the lives of so many. To Brian’s amazement, Zombie Tony’s eyes softened, and the fog began to lift. The room brightened as the song ended, and the zombie’s decaying form began to fade. With a final, melancholic note, Zombie Tony Bennett vanished, leaving Brian standing alone in the silence of his living room, his heart pounding, yet oddly at peace.

TAI and Beer Engine Bod together? Why again? 

We discuss TAICON events (sort of), alt right beer, and a game that was taylor made for BMo…So how did he fuck it up?

Is a fitting title for a president who sometimes seems to mistake the Oval Office for a cozy nap corner. With his frequent verbal slip-ups and moments of confusion, it’s like he’s navigating his presidency in a perpetual state of groggy bewilderment. Biden’s speeches often feel like a game of political Mad Libs, leaving listeners scratching their heads and wondering if he’s still sleep-talking. Whether he’s mixing up countries, misplacing his thoughts mid-sentence, or reminiscing about stories that may or may not have happened, Biden’s dream-like state adds a quirky, almost surreal twist to the highest office in the land.

Today's show delves into how Canada gets it right, how Mencia is responsible for Rogan and only seasoned pros bet the All Star game. It's a man's world!

Spoon’s life is never dull. We dicuss adult diapers, secret siblings and fucking married women. Plus the hottest new sitcom of the fall season.

It's BMo solo, and he's discussing the finer points of podcast audio, taicon dates and Soul Asylum. Plus raising a serial killer and when real estate gets sexy.

Fobes is sick and just finished cleaning up shit. This should go well. 

Topics include a boring breakdown of the Las Vegas real estate situation, Tony is booked for America and remembering Troy's fetishes.

What do you mean summer camp is closed!?

We rehash Indy Steve's crazy story, the truth behind Drop Bears and the downtown debate rages on. Plus these kids today don't even know what boredom is! I'll show you a common brown snake…

My man is OLD SCHOOL.

Indy Steve makes his debut to talk about catching his ex cheating, how he confronted her and why he chose to live stream the whole thing. Plus some advice for Brian as he searches for his third ex wife. 

Who would stand up this dime piece?

BMo recaps his last year living alone, why trauma is a turn on, and a posthumous happy birthday to Tony Bennett. Plus a break from the apps and the pop star that can save us all. 

It's even gayer than it sounds. 

Topics on the day include Fobes gloating over the Trump convictions, weird shit happening at expensive dinners and the worst vegas tip of all time. Plus Finger blasting the world and hummus talk. Enough with the guitar jams. Just play Jeremy.

Fucking kids today.

Topics on the day include Brian's new career, why Vegas sucks and will SFYL be in attendance for TAICON 24. Plus more honorable mentions that you can shake a stick at. You known what they charge fie margaritas in this place?

BMo finds himself in another app fiasco, Tony's American wish list, and claw hand jobs. plus everyone's favorite party game, is this a deal breaker!

Topics on the day include a newfound belief in astrology, a breakdown of the laughlin trip and the trouble with social media comedy. Plus, more dating woes and Brian's dick chunk. That's really funny…

Taicon dates revealed! Plus, I think fobes is here…

Shit happens. TAICON24 discussions intensifies. Vote for dates and events. Plus what does fobes have to eat to get your donations!? Never meet your heroes.

Dude played a mean bass. Topics of the day include college basketball weirdos, locking down Taicon 24 and marrying a two headed lady. Plus a game that will make all of 80s NBA fans lose their minds. Whatever happened to Jimmer?

Anyone else jerk off watching Love Boat?

Topics on the day include purging childhood dreams, Spoon’s AI homerun and trauma dumping on dating apps. Plus woman trying to avoid murder and Springsteen 2024. God there's a lotta dick talk again.

In this episode of "Alien Avocado Toast: A Close Encounter with Breakfast," hosts Chad and Mandy explore the mysterious world of extraterrestrial cuisine. From probing the secrets behind intergalactic avocado toast to deciphering the complexities of space pancakes, join them on a cosmic culinary adventure like no other.Tune in as they interview renowned UFOlogists, discuss the latest sightings of breakfast-themed spacecraft, and debate whether aliens prefer their eggs scrambled or sunny-side up. Plus, stick around for a special segment where they attempt to recreate an otherworldly recipe using only ingredients found on Earth.Warning: This episode may cause an uncontrollable craving for interstellar brunch and a newfound appreciation for the versatility of avocados.

The only thing missing is a smoke lounge. Topics on the day include jackpot tipping, robot fights and kind of celebrities. Plus repping your favorite porn site and mooching off a mooch. 

And other women who think B MO is hot. 

Today's episode discusses the initial swiping process, dive bars vs hipster bars and why catholics love suffering much. Plus, why does he tall about gay sex so much?

As Brian stands at the precipice of his new search for love, he needs a guide, he needs a guru, he needs…a dirt bag.

Eric joins the show to help BMo with tips on how to spot red flags in dating profiles, the secret to the same day hookup, and creating a profile when you hate yourself. Plus how to avoid getting married and remember, if they don't like kids, hide the car seat. No need to consumate!

You guys fuck with Tagament? 

Today's solo BMo show only contains mild trauma. He talks about the genius of Dave Attell, early onset acid reflux and believable dating app profiles. Plus a dad bod addition of, Is This Something. 

It's a other Brandt Tobler show! We talk money in comedy, hooliganism, and being just one step away from the golden carrot. Plus his next never before heard story. Do yourself a favor, follow brandt On YouTube and let's blow up his new special!

It's a superbowl preview show so we invite in…Tony? We do a recap on B Mo’s trauma, CBS’ tutorial of Australian slang and Tony is still suffering from the PLANdemic. Plus 5 minutes of football props and 20 minutes of Taylor Swift props.

As we request less Fobes, more Brian. Careful what you wish for people, I bet you thought this would be a good thing. 

The show gets off to a somber start as fobes laments the loss of his father, but don't worry, it soon turns into strippers food halls and potential taicon events.

Today's show is a deep door into patch's endorsement deals, how to fry an egg, and the proper process to clean your ass. Plus the real dirt behind Fobes’ tanking of the the football contest and y2k exposes only fans. 

Everyone's favorite sports analyst is back to break down all 18 weeks of the football season and the Circa millions contest. Take it away Spoony Keiper Jr!

We were going to skip this one, but hey, we love the fans. Could taicon 24 ne a reality? I dunno, Let's get Tony here and try to marry him off to an old lady in mesquite. Plus reality shows that haven't aged well, a new Chappelle special and what do Australians do on Christmas. They probably decorate their trees counter clockwise.

Wanna kill 30 mins? Ask Fobes what he thinks about Vegas influencers. We get updates on F1, the Fountain Bleu and Durango Station. Plus a football update and distinguished Cal alums. I'll meet you at the gaping hole!

Listen, recording shit is hard. We'll release the rest….sometime.

Turns out everything you ever thought about Tony's home town Is entirely true! Griff returns to the show to discuss the wildly successful Beer Engine pod-con, including exotic disease ridden birds, a snack taste test, and a glimpse inside of Tony's craft house. Plus a game comes out of nowhere, and it's fine because Brian wins. 

I don't know poetry, but I know what I like.

Singer/songwriter Jack Johnson (the other one) makes his return to catch us up on his life. The last 10 years has taken him from Boulder City, to Melbourne and finally Nashville. We talk music, comedy and of course there are some awkward silences, but I promise you don't want to miss the end.

Trust me, it's a thing.

We get am update from Spoon on both the Circa millions and Tai football contests, how the giants said the 3rd string team AND fans to Las Vegas, and a roommate update that will keep you up at night. I hope I'm not leaving a snail trail….

Calm down lady, it's middle school flag football. 

Today's show features music festivals, expired candy and why you should never tell a billionaire they're funny. Plus, a mental image of Tony you won't soon forget. Can I interest you in a busty sandwich?

It's our monthly update on the Circa Millions contest plus the weirdest sex story you've ever heard. Does thos taste like arsenic to you?

In the middle of an ordinary Tuesday afternoon, John’s phone suddenly went berserk. It wasn’t the typical beeping or buzzing; it was as if his smartphone had indulged in a night of heavy drinking. The screen displayed a dizzying array of flashing colors and bizarre symbols, leaving John perplexed and a tad amused.

Desperate to regain control, John consulted online forums, seeking advice on how to sober up his intoxicated device. Hours turned into a comical tech-savvy battle, but eventually, he managed to restore his phone to sobriety, at least for the time being.

Later that day, John received a cryptic message from a friend that read, “It’s our monthly update on the Circa Millions contest.” Curiosity piqued, he discovered it was a thrilling competition offering a chance to win a life-changing fortune. His mundane day suddenly took an exciting turn as he decided to dive headfirst into the contest.

As John continued to navigate through this whirlwind of events, he couldn’t help but wonder if the odd message, “Does this taste like arsenic to you?” was a coded message or simply the result of a misdirected text. The day had taken an unexpected and surreal turn, and he couldn’t wait to see where the bizarre journey would lead him next.

On today's show we talk fast food spread sheets, Fobes the superspreader and playing the mooch long con. 

And other weird shit they do in Australia. On today's show we discuss the only acceptable McDonald's menu items, a review of Universal Studios and and why boating at the lake is a death wish. What do you mean you don't have any shoes?

It doesn't mean what you think it means. The SFYL guys are back and they are a shell of their former selves. These days it's all about pumpkin spice recipes, which bidet brand is the most reliable and of course, who's on team Taylor on the Swift/Kelce romance. He better not break my sweet angel's heart.

It's not just for vag anymore. 

This week we get our first update on the Circa millions contest. After three weeks it the Boners or the Moochers? Here's a hint, the answer is gross. Plus an old school degenerate night involving strip clubs and taking your employees to the Green Door. 

Nothing says Atlantic Coast like Cal…

On today's show we talk aging rock stars, flood warnings every 15 mins and U2 pop up concerts. Plus, letting go of fomo, casino hacking scandals and mode F1 bullshit. I need green door door info, STAT.

Is that a white Russian?

Today's episode is a recap and breakdown of our last two guests, two very different kinds of geniuses. Plus meat flavored chips, breakfast cocktails, and why no one feels bad for the people at burning man. Ive never felt like more of an outsider.

He's a fucking legend. 

Brandt Tobler makes his return and fills us in on the last 10 years. From his stint in LA to finding a home in Denver. His constant goal of impregnating a woman, and how comedy gets harder as you get older. Plus some bombshell stories from his famous friends and his latest stint in casino jail. 

Sometimes you go so deep into a character. On Today's episode,Spoon shows up what real commitment to a bit means. B-mo and Fobes square off in a live draft for their Circa million teams. All I can say is that team SFYL is gonna be mad for real. Plus in Vegas news, why is everything reported in Las Vegas a complete catastrophe?