Colin is back! Colin is looking the sexiest he's ever looked and he has a sense of gratitude for his friendship with Penelope. Penelope and her incredible boobs are looking tempting while Kate and Anthony's on-screen chemistry continues to sizzle and keeps us interested in this series. 

Ashley Madison is a website for married people to meet and sleep with other married people. It's a genius idea, but everything changed for the company in 2015. I talk about what topics I wish the series had given us more background information and updates on. Overall, this is a must watch series as far as I'm concerned. Keep it away from your spouse though because the way how memberships at Ashley Madison have probably soared since this series was released?.... SMH.

After Emilio Garcia, an initial Megan Thee Stallion stan, got fired, he's suing the Houston Hottie. Emilio says Megan had sex with a woman in front of him and two other people in an SUV. He also says she underpaid him and fat shamed him. Megan isn't lying when she raps about how much of a freak she is, but this is shocking and gross.

Rachel Lindsay says that she wanted to get a prenup but her estranged husband Bryan Abasolo did not. Rachel says she believes Bryan made more than $16k in 2023 because he gets paid for social media posts. Rachel says she has regrets and she wants Bryan to move out. She says they didn't spend much tie together when they were married and only had one date each month? I hate fake couples, don't you?

Armie Hammer downplays the severity of the brutal vivid language he used in the disturbing text messages that he would send women, allegedly. Armie hasn't spoken on his cannibal scandal since it broke years ago, so he appeared on his friend's podcast, "Painful Lessons" to try to give us selective amnesia about what took place. Armie remains an entitled brat who hasn't held himself accountable for his attrocitites, based upon what I read about his podcast interview. I haven't listened to it yet and I'm not so sure I will. What Armie allegedly did still disgusts and frightens me. 

Source, Rollingstone: https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/armie-hammer-addresses-cannibalism-accusations-1235040877/

Ben Affleck has been spending time with ex-wife Jennifer Garner in the wake of his alleged split from Jennifer Lopez. In 2021, Ben told Howard Stern he was so unhappy in his marriage to Garner that he would "drink a bottle of Scotch and fall asleep on the couch, which turned out not to be the solution." Three years later, he's single again. Is he going to blame Garner for his sorrow? JLo needs to stop getting married. This is one of the most embarrassing Hollywood splits of all time and I fell like Jennifer Garner's group chat must be hysterical. Why couldn't the original Bennifer make it work a second time around? Nelly and Ashanti are thriving, why couldn't Jen and Ben get it together for the sake of their ego and public image? Jen is officially a punchline.

Anyone else wondering what the Netflix effect on infidelity website Ashley Madison did for subscriptions?! It's a genius concept - married people hooking up with married people. I review the shocking Netflix documentary, which chronicles the site's success and scandals. I feel like Ashley Madison should cut Netflix a fat check because I have a feeling the website has had a steady influx in traffic and an uptick in memberships since the eye-opening documentary was released. Do you know anyone who has used the site? I wanna talk to some Ashley Madison members. Now I'm curious.

Brittany Cartwright has finally seen the light and she wants to separate from Jax Taylor, real name Jason Cauchi. It makes me sad that it took Brittany pretty much a decade to accept that Jax will always give her so much less than she deserves because Jax isn't boyfriend or husband material. I hope Jax was telling the truth when he Tweeted that Brittany has been sleeping with someone else for the past 4 months. I recap the last 6 episodes of "The Valley" in this episode.

I don't know if Scheana Shay wants to keep her job or not, but this certainly isn't a good way of going about it. Scheana throws Vanderpump Rules executive producer Alex Baskin under the bus. I don't care what threat Scheana received, she's always on the wrong side of history and she chooses the wrong people to support. Lala will be done with her soon. What a mess.

Tom Brady appears on "The Pivot" podcast today where he says that he would not want to be roasted again because it "affected" his kids and they are the people he cares about "the most in the world." I do not disagree with anything Tom said about the Netflix roast. Roasts are brutal, if he weren't so attention starved, he wouldn't have signed up to do it! His kids are thriving, and will always thrive. This is bull**it.

Emilio Coochie's legal name is Emilio Garcia. He's currently in a long term relationship with a cis man. Is he a broke barb? That would explain why he's going for Meg's money. He claims Megan Thee Stallion had sex with a woman in front of him and two others, fat shamed him, underpaid him and began treating him poorly after he witnessed her hookup. We have questions like WHAT KIND OF SEX was Megan allegedly having?!?!?!?!?!.... We get into everything in this episode.

I enjoy watching Jax on my screen because I think he's a dumb annoying idiot. Fans are annoyed that Lisa is pretending to be oblivous to Jax and James performing at Sur together. Who is writing the scripts for this show, allegedly? Brock and Scheana have some real moments. I think I know why Ariana is so happy this week, Ally seems thrilled that Jax and Katie argue, and Sandoval reminds everyone that Scheana was "the other woman in a relationship" once. Brock's booty has a cameo and Brock stands up for his wife before she storms off. I was seated and highly entertained!

Baby Reindeer has a very satisfying ending, but before we get there we find out if Donnie ever gets reprieve from Martha, we meet his lovely and protective parents and we find out if Martha is actually a genius mastermind. She is "a lawyer" afterall, LOL. I'm so sad that this series is over.

We hate that Tom Sandoval has hurt Ariana Madix so deeply, she carries a lot of anger inside of her. With time, she will be so thankful her relationship with Tom ended. Producers, allegedly, forced her to interact with Sandoval, which made for great TV. I stan Ariana and we all need to live vicariously through her epic glow up. Mad respect, honestly. Living legend status. This is a recap & 2 cents episode about Ariana's rise to borderline mainstream fame and success, hidden in a Vanderpump Rules season 11, episode 10 recap.

Love is Blind has areas of improvement and we reveal what should change about the popular series, but will it? We believe it might. Love is Blind is set up to make couples fail and ratings soar. This episode has spoilers! Don't listen if you haven't watched season 4 episodes yet! UPDATE: I recorded my recap for episodes 1-5, but I will release it on Thursday instead of today. It's past 1am/ too late for me to listen and add time stamps. (4:59) The Bachelor franchise is the worst (7:12) My issues with Love is Blind, the premise and its execution (9:42) What viewers want (16:30) Unseen and unheard (19:46) Trash proposals

Chelsea Blackwell and Jimmy Presnell constantly fight on Love is Blind season 6. I reenact the "clingy" fight and the "You were gone for an hour without me" fight. Chelsea is trash. People who hate themselves should not be in relationships, or sign up for a dating show! Everyone needs therapy, but some need it more than others #ChelseaBlackwell #LoveisBlind, #LoveisBlindS6 Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

Jessica Vestal is the mom of a 10 year-old daughter. I think Jimmy dumped Jessica for 3 reasons (8:18). Jess is the most conventionally beautiful contestant in the show's history! I'm not a fan of Jessica and I explain why! She ate with that epi pen quote, but she has issues. She's THIRSTY. Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

We give it to you raw. There isn't much to like about Kenneth or Laura. I hate thtat people seem to think Laura's behavior is okay. She's insufferable! Principal Kenneth Gorham got engaged to Brittany Mills and everyone was rooting for them, until Kenneth saw some dolphins and got his phone back. He was checked out! Next, I talk about Laura Dadisman being verbally abusive to her fiancé Jeramey. I'm glad Jeramey got payback. Sorry, not sorry. I also mention Amy and Johnny, two people who don't want to have anything to do with birth control. Love is Blind season 6 is unbelievable! WTF. Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

Love is Blind season 6 contestant Chelsea Blackwell nearly broke Twitter when she said people tell her she looks like Megan Fox. Correction: Irina of season 4 said that she's a bombshell - Zack is the one who said Irina looks like Megan Fox. Keep Megan's name out of your mouth if you aren't a 10! And don't ask your Love is Blind matches what they look like. That's cheating AND you still may not be attracted to them. Chelsea is case in point! Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

Izzy Zapata outs himself as a sexist jerk, Chris outs himself as a jerk, Stacy can't do makeup or dress right, Aaliyah and Taylor looked gorgeous, Nick and Vanessa did better but still have room for improvement...

This season of Love is Blind is easily one of the worst in the shows history. What a shame. We're only one episode away from finding out which couple gets married. Also, Uche is the worst.

Love is Blind season 5 gives us JP, an idiot who says he doesn't want his fiance wearing makeup. It also gives us Uche, who won't leave Lydia alone, and Chris, an innocent doormat. SMH! Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pvalleypodcast

Love is Blind is supposed to feature beautiful love stories, but season 2 was filled with the worst couples I've ever seen, deadass. Netflix should have just found a new cast and showed us those people! I talk about each and every trainwreck couple in this episode! Hope you enjoy. 

Episodes 3 and 4 take things from disturbing to extremey unhinged as Martha continues to stalk and Darrien does things that should have him sitting in a jail cell right now. Who is the real Darrien? I can't seem to find his name online.

I watched Renaissance and I was shoccked to learn that Blue Ivy is the one who asked her mom if she could tour with her and perform during the Renaissance world tour? Blue is still in school, but Beyonce toured during the summer break. Is Blue a talented dancer? She has huge footsteps to fill. Enormous. 

The Traitors US season 2 finale and reunion really sucked and I feel like most fans, if not all fans, of the show will be upset about what happened. They shouldn't have to write down names in front of the other players, especially when Trishelle has such a long name. It makes it way too obvious! What happened at the end of season 2 was backstabbing at its worst. This is what happens when you cast has beens. Team MJ, for ethical reasons only. Team Sandra, for strategic reasons. I hope they bring Sandra back next season.

The name that MJ wrote down is finally revealed to us. We are happy with MJ's decision. Reality TV royalty Phaedra Parks is at the roundtable having to defend herself because Dan ruined everything for her. In the end, I agree with how Phaedra played this game (in this episode) and I explain why. Sidenote: Sandra better win this sh*t! Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

This show is getting hard to stomach, but I still love it so much. I won't be deterred, even if I'm feeling like I'm watching Fear Factor. Sheree Whitfield doesn't like bugs y'all! Phaedra Parks puts her trust in Kate Chastain of Below Deck. New alliances are made and bonds are shaken up. We live for this show! Instagram, Twitter, TiktokEpisode 8 of The Traitors US Season 2 was Fear Factor, with another name. Sheree Whitfield doesn't like bugs y'all! Phaedra Parks puts her trust in Kate Chastain of Below Deck. New alliances are made and bonds are shaken up. We live for this show! Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

It looks like we may have a couple on this series! Phaedra and CT look like they may make it Instagram official one day! How you doin? The Traitors had one big surprise this episode. That surprise keeps one player in the game who was almost guaranteed to be voted off. Who will be voted off next?! Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

The Traitors season 2 continues to deliver some of the best reality TV of all time. Who goes home? Who should go home? Kate is a great addition to the show, but we're Team Phaedra and Team Peter over here. Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

I go over all of the madness in episodes 1 through 4 of season 2 of Peacock's series, "The Traitors." Team Phaedra Parks! Recap starts around (4:18). * Sorry for the click sounds. That was my laptop... Maybe don't listen with ear pods/ headphones in... I also adjusted the speed - it's too fast toward the end, but overall the episode sounds better because it's a little faster. Who will be voted out next?! Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

You don't want to sleep on the mind blowing chaos that is Netflix's "Twin Flames" documentary. It's one of the most shocking documentaries I've ever seen. Love is not worth what the Twin Flame Universe cult members are going through! I thought I had seen it all, and then I watched this docuseries. Big yikes. Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

The Ultimatum is one of Netflix's better shows because of the trainwrecks that are featured on the series. Lisa and Chris and Roxanne and Antonio are some of the worst couples in Netflix history. They also saved The Ultimatum season 2 with their antics. Why didn't Trey defend Riah at the reunion? Why was Vanessa Lachey trying to get Roxanne to get married on the spot? Lisa isn't hormonal now, so why did she get a pass for insulting Riah? Let's get into it already!

I've got some tea on Jake & April (thanks to another podcast) and I weigh in on all of the couples! Colby & Madlyn (6:57-12:14) April & Jake (12:15-17:22) Alexis & Hunter (17:23-19:01) These b*tches always have bad reunion hair (19:02-20:50) Lauren & Nate (20:52-25:23) Rae & Zay (25:25-29:33) Shanique & Randall (29:38-33:32) Madlyn & Randall (33:43-34:26) Jake & Rae (35:03-38:14) Jake exposes April, said she had a sneaky link while the show was filming.

Richard Gadd, writer, actor and comedian, plays himself (Donnie) in Netflix's breakout hit "Baby Reindeer." Richard was stalked for years by a fat Scottish woman, brilliantly played by Jessica Gunning. You don't want to miss this memorable series. Here's are review of the first two episodes.

Whew chile, Simon Leviev gets me tight! The scammer behind Netflix's The Tinder Swindler had me quaking, and I have questions. We aren't victim blaming, we need to hold Simon's feet to the fire for being a heartless sociopath, allegedly. First of all, who is Simon's baby mama? Is Pernilla lying about sex with Simon? How big is Simon's package and what is his sex game like?...

Meghan Markle being treated poorly is complex and multilayered. British people and British media hate that she's American, an actress, Black, and older with Prince Harry, a man they watched their entire lives and whom they want to protect. I'm not going to reduce the issues Meghan faced down to racism alone. I also discuss the disgusting comments a UK writer wrote about Meghan, Harry complaining about being yelled at, where the f**k is Meghan's black family members, do H&M want to dismantle the monarchy, should they attend Charles's coronation? I'm getting into it in this stream of consciousness episode where sheets on my bed were making background noise early on, sorry. Happy New Year!

Rachel Leviss, aka Raquel Leviss claims she has every right to get a restraining order. This woman is too old to be incapable of making her own decisions. You know Rachel was told to pursue protection against Scheana when it's not like Scheana would ever want to be around Rachel again. Sigh. Lala is fake af, she wants to start a podcast for side chicks and so much more!!!!!!! (13:27) Rachel comes for everyone (13:57) Rachel vs. Angelina (16:50) James allegations (21:47-24:00) Bethenny tries to get Rachel emotional (27:18-29:57) Rachel and Bethenny don't know what HIPPA laws are (30:52 - 31:43) Bethenny needs a conservatorship (35:16 - 39:37) Rachel is upset she didn't profit (40:44 - 43:58) Rachel hates Lala, as she should. (44:00-48:13) Rachel isn't worth as much as Tom and Ariana (48:16-49:47) No contact policy (49:50-51:37) Lala's IG DM (52:11-54:52) mistress podcast

She took her time on this one, but Rachel Leviss is finally speaking out on Scandoval. Rachel made bad decisions and paid the price for them. Bethenny Frankel, of course, is trying to capitalize on Rachel's affair by allowing her to give her first interview. The only problem is, Bethenny didn't do any research first. The mistress formerly known as Raquel slams Ariana and Tom Sandoval's relationship. I haven't heard my hot takes anywhere else!! What do you think of what I have to say about the PR fiasco that was Rachel's first post-Vanderpump Rules reunion interview?!?!

Prince Harry hasn't had enough therapy, and therapy can only help so much when you've been through what he's been through. He has no loyalty. We're baffled by his penchant for giving TMI. Prince Harry's Spare memoir shocks the world with scathing revelations no one with self-respect, or empathy for their family, would reveal. Some say Harry, who is clearly paranoid and jealous, is a narcissist. Others say he's bipolar... (7:03) Meghan should run. (11:05) Prince Harry is Kanye with red hair. (12:52-19:08) "William's advanced baldness is alarming." (21:53-24:13) Harry's obsession w/ Meghan & his "archnemesis" brother. (24:15) Prince William is sexy for throwing hands. (27:29) Harry's frostbitten penis. (29:07) Harry's book was 800 pages. (31:32) Harry sells out his Dad. (33:04) Prince Harry is in a permanent state of anger. (36:32) Harry & Meghan are being used.

The first two seasons of "You" on Netflix were pretty great. And then there was season 3. We're giving podcast updates + we're talking about how progressive "You" on Netflix is: Anti-vaxxers are anti-logic, bisexual men are sexy, interracial couples are no big deal, non-monogamy can work, oral is for women, and psycho b*tches have to go! (10:22) bisexuality & open marriages (4:43) sexuality on You (27:00) Sherry and Cary (31:01) Victoria Pedretti is an icon (36:16) What You gets wrong (38:38) Joe's toes (39:19) What will happen in season 4 & season 5? 

This is where we got off of the And Just Like That train. It only gets worse and I can't watch a series that disappoints me because it's one of the worst I've ever seen. 1) Consent isn't sexy?/ 2) Miranda's an Atheist/ 3) Che Diaz sings/ 4) Che's pilot/ 5) Miranda blows up her life 6) Bobby Lee's wife/ 7) Charlotte's bad kids/ 8) "What's a paper towel machine?" - trans rabbi/ 9) Croissant cosplay/ 10) Carrie's no advice "advice podcast".

And Just Like That is exhausting because it cares about being woke more than its characters. I hate this show. The ratings must have tanked. (0:13-2:24) Rant about "You can't be that white woman who just writes a check" (3:42) Where's Carrie's book? (5:00) This show gets everything wrong & is ageist (8:48) Why tf don't we see Miranda surprise Che in Cleveland? (13:34) Why doesn't Seema have any friends? (16:37) Carrie was the worst (18:45) Miranda craves some Che & is Meg Ryan (23:10) AJLT is disgusting to say the least (25:23) Steve is the sweetest guy in NYC (28:23) Seema's new boo

Before we get into And Just Like that, I talk about how entertaining and hilarious Nicki Minaj's Instagram Live was. She has some of the best ones! * I accidentally called Che "she" instead of "they" a few times (9:00) Cheanda is a fantasy (11:30) What kind of sex is Cheanda having? (14:57) Miranda is losing her mind and her eyelashes (15:40) Has Seema saved AJLT? (16:43) Carrie aka ma'am (19:59) - It's great that Charlotte "still" blows Harry (24:40) Che's f*ckboy 101 lessons (26:55) Is Miranda a sociopath? (29:15) Che Diaz's podcast disappears

Miranda and Steve were a great couple, but he isn't good enough for her anymore. Miranda gets out of the kitchen and into bed where Che Diaz, who is "really good at sex," ruins her life and makes her fall in love. Professor Naya continues to freak me out because she clearly has no friends or family. Why can't Carrie hookup with her podcast producer? At least we're here for Carrie and Peter's second date. Enjoy. * I apologize for the audio quality. I need to switch back to the microphone I bought. (3:14) Miranda runs into her professor AGAIN (5:00) This show is all about depression and struggles (6:30) Miranda enjoys sex with all her clothes on (7:26) Charlotte doesn't know how to take down the patriarchy (11:00) Let's unpack why Carrie and Peter vomited on the street (12:54) What do I have to do to get Carrie's body? I stan! (14:20) Miranda has no chill, what a mess!

Ariana Madix cries hard about Tom Sandoval and Rachel Leviss. Rachel is currently suing Ariana, which has to sting so bad. Ariana is still trying to deal with the betrayal and she's forced to live with Sandoval - she bought a new house though! Scheana has made a fool out of herself again, always on the wrong side of history, and Lala should have gone onto the reunion with some type of plan because she's a dumb clown. Sandoval did finally seem genuinely sorry about what he's done to Ariana. 

Miranda tries to rewrite the rules, claiming that "a finger" doesn't constitute an extramarital affair. We discuss. I also go in on the sexist, but hot, plastic surgeon who thinks men are superior to women. Thanks for your patience. I hope you enjoy this episode even though the audio quality isn't so great for a few seconds at a time as the episode progresses. Hang in there. I had fun recording this one. (0:39) The costume department needs to donate their paychecks (2:44) Miranda's professor has no friends??? (5:55) Miranda's masturbation scene. No one in the writer's room said this is weird??? (7:20-12:09) This show is designed to make women hate themselves! Rant about the sexist plastic surgeon!!!! (13:22-15:30) Is a finger sex?! I don't think so. #andjustlikethat #satc

Che Diaz changes Miranda's life. Miranda sounds like a wounded animal. (1:16) Miranda is too bold for an addict (3:20) Rock would never IRL (5:38) Brady's girlfriend's HUGE contradiction! (7:34) This show is too woke WITHOUT A PLOT (9:05) Cheanda = Che + Miranda. You heard it here first! (11:06) Cheanda's first "sex" scene (13:05) Why can't we see Carrie having fun????

The actress who plays Che said that her character on "And Just Like That" was performative. We couldn't agree more. The series itself is a woke performative laughing stock actually! (5:10) Charlotte tries to rent a black friend (6:48) Brady's girlfriend is trash (10:30) Give Seema a spinoff (12:07) Naya & Miranda as besties is bulls*it (14:55) Carrie grieves for 30 seconds

Chris Noth is a big reason why Sex and the City was successful. We love him on this show, what his character evolved into. And Just Like That is trash. We get into whether or not Carrie is behind Mr. Big's demise. (1:10) X, Y and Me podcast "jokes" (6:50) Big's gift to Natasha Naginsky (7:55) Carrie's sex joke (8:45) Did Carrie kill Big? (10:31) Carrie doesn't know her own phone number (11:27) The only funny scene in the entire series (11:52) Steve cheats when he doesn't get laid so...? (16:15) Che's "comedy concert" (18:40) Carrie is so rude to Charlotte