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3:50 Riley Reid’s Dress Stuns the Boys
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14:36 Sliding Into Celebrities DMs, Group Sessions, Numbing Spray
20:57 DVD vs Streaming
24:51 Trevor’s Weird Club Experience
36:17 Production Studios, McDonalds, Eating With Your Hands
43:50 First Kisses, High School Hook Ups
1:01:00 Politicians, Fashion Trends, Justin Bieber’s Celebrity Power
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2:25 Divorce, Perfume, Pheromones
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25:08 Crushes, Teachers, High School
30:23 Church, Nobel Peace Prize, Pledge of Allegiance
35:54 Programmed by the System
46:52 Chill Parents vs Strict Parents
56:06 Living in the Moment
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The boys riff on the ideal Fourth of July food, rodent boyfriends, dudes flexing at FedEx, and Beatlemania but for the World's Ugliest Dogs.

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The boys are joined by comedian Hannah Berner to riff about how everything’s an ick, the perils of shower anal, and why every guy should be eating more fish. They also help a listener with the rules of porn in relationships and review each other’s Wikifeet pages.

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The boys take it back to school — they try to remember how many oceans there are and how to do long division. They also determine that silent motor boating is unacceptable, try to figure out a good gift for Mark Cuban, and hear from a listener that had an inappropriate interaction at a hospital. 

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Trev watched Milf Manor, so the boys riff on that and some other truly insane TLC reality shows, plus doing the sex with coffee breath, and getting jerked off by a pedestrian. They also hear from a listener that claims they drive the ultimate fuckmobile.

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The boys are joined by the man, the myth, the gecko - Therapy Gecko. They wax philosophical about their insecurities,  the healing power of jokes, whether this is all a simulation, and what we can all learn from gooners. They also hear from a listener that has an interesting way to jerk it in the family home and get Lyle’s professional opinion on incest.

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The boys riff on how Trevor met Machine Gun Kelly, why sperms are just like otters, and how hard it would be to wake up in 1921 and try to make money. They also hear from a listener who got an interesting proposition from a friend and his wife and decide that jerking off in the garage is peak sad. 

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The boys investigate why Jack spent $200 of podcast money on Iggy Azalea’s Onlyfans, riff on the difficulties of getting p*ssy pics at the gym, and hear from a listener about a dude that acted weird after cumming.

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The boys set up shop in the Brazzers booth at the 2023 AVNs to riff with an all-star team of guests: Abella Danger, Cherie Deville, Alexis Fawx, and Therapy Gecko. They learn what actually goes down in Vegas hotels during the convention, who Abella’s biggest awards competition is, how a gecko beats its meat, and why the best squirters drink pedialyte. 

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The boys riff on the macroeconomics of being horny, how young Trev had an ongoing relationship with a stuffed gorilla, and how Jesus could got hoes at a Christian university. They also hear from a listener that had a bad time in Japan.

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The boys are joined by Yung Gravy and Lisa Ann during AVN week to get the scoop on their relationship, discuss the pros and cons of morning jerk offs, and find out whether or not Gravy bangs like a pornstar. They also hear from a listener that has the key to the ultimate nut. 

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The boys riff on the best exotic pets, saying thank u after sex, and how Trev had an insane birthday party. Plus wild shroom thoughts, the perils of sucking your own dick, and why not to get advice from a guy in sweatpants at the strip club.

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The boys riff on the Hawk Tuah woman and how fast the internet moves, Michael tries to sell Trev on fox tail plugs, and a listener writes in about a voyeur in his neighborhood. Plus House of the Dragon is just House of the Inc*st and one time Michael got JO’d to at a library.

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The boys review Michael's old modeling photos, wonder why moms were always trying to set you up with their friends' kids, and hear about Michael's holiday wet dream. They also hear from a listener that had a weird hookup and then pick out some men's lingerie. 

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The boys dive deep into Pornhub’s 2022 Year In Review and riff on the top stars of the year, which states had the horniest searches, and how Hooters can use the data to rebrand for Gen Z. They also hear from a listener that got an interesting nut off and try to figure out if Jesus was laying pipe or not.

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The boys get deep with a long conversation about true love and finding "the one", but first they riff on the funniest thing to hear after sex, doubling down on numbing cream, and how Michael got so horny he forgot how to use a computer. Plus we hear from listeners about great Christmas gifts and the worst way to lose your virginity. 

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The boys are joined by the legend Nick Swardson to riff on embarrassing yourself in front of Snoop Dogg, why the Blockbuster CEO still has beef with Nick, and how the blue ladies in Avatar could get that work. They also hear the story about Nick’s first Comedy Central special and help a listener with a Christmas present for her boyfriend.

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The boys riff on listener questions about GILFs, vasectomies, and standing out on dating apps. They also discuss the insane way Michael jerks off in the bathroom and hear from a listener about shaving your ass for a cougar.

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The boys riff on 3AM sex propositions, hanging out with your neighbors that have heard you doing the coitus, and how Jack probably has CTE. They also share some of their very early stand-up material and hear from a listener whose boyfriend got really offended about coming too quick.

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The boys try to figure out the best way to close porn on a flight, decide that libraries are just public goon caves, and hear about how Trev got 50 Shades of Friendzoned. They also give a listener some bro code advice and learn that sometime Michael beats it to ads. HUH??

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Trev discovered the secret to making women cum? The boys get into that, plus cumming so hard you gotta go to Home Depot, sad holiday meat beating, and a listener story about a run-in with a MILF. Science.

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The boys plan out some birthday sex, debate if Trev jerks off like a psychopath, and react to AI generated portraits of themselves. They also hear from a listener with a cum eating fetish and wonder what the worst dirty talk is. 

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Michael loses his shirt, Trev yells about Cleveland, and the boys embrace bean bag vibes. They also riff on Michael’s recent college show and hear from a listener that might be into clowns.

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Dr. Phil (Adam Ray) sits down with his sons to give advice to Stiff Socks listeners, but first the boys sit down with the legend Adam Ray to talk about watching p*rn on planes, MTV’s dating show golden era, and getting rejected by Paul McCartney.

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The boys riff on the best thanksgiving foods to use in the bedroom, how to get laid in your hometown, and how everytime you cum it’s draft day.  Theo Von also stops by to discuss what kind of truck his dick would drive, and the boys hear from a listener who cried during a BJ. 

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The boys riff on how Trev is the Brian Scalabrine of sex, failing to cum in a dream, and running errands after coitus. They also hear from a listener with an interesting JO method and learn that Michael wants to raw dog an alien.
 
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The boys riff on People's Sexiest Man Alive 2022 announcement, dating Kylie Jenner, and whether or not a Minnie Mouse costume is hot. They also help a listener with some sex-with-desserts advice and hear a couple of Coptin GeGe impressions.

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The boys are joined by adult performer Angela White to riff on why libraries are so hot, what happens when you cum too quick in the blowbang, and how Angela has a plan to make you fail No Nut November. They also help a listener exploring cuckoldry and debate the age old question: Whose cum is it really? Find more of Angela at https://www.AngelaWhite.com

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The boys riff on how Trev almost pulled a Michael in a deli, why getting dressed after sex is the right choice,  and how paper bag fuckin' is WILD. They also hear from a listener whose girlfriend has a super special talent.

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They boys riff on Trev’s changing nipple color, Megan Fox’s extremely hot halloween costume, and doing good deeds to get hoes. They also hear from a listener that had a bad anniversary and pick which ancient erotic art they could use to get a nut out. 

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It’s spooky season, so the boys are here to riff on the sexiest halloween costumes, Trevor’s bad taste in candy, and why Michael not be the only person on Earth that’s attracted to zombies. They also hear from a listener that works at a haunted house and learn how to jerk off with just your imagination.

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The boys riff on the weirdest things they've ever put their dicks in, the difficulties of watching porn with your girlfriend, and then react to Cherdley's recent boxing match. They also get into another Michael Flight Fight and hear from a listener that did some risky vacation banging.

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To celebrate the 3 year anniversary of Patreon, the boys invited a psychic in studio to give a tarot card reading. The results were... chaotic. Is someone trying to fight Michael? Is someone else trying to bang Trevor? Let’s see what the future holds.

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The boys are joined by the legend Tana Mongeau to talk about how Trev met Tana on the worst night of her life, why women love fall so much, and why Stiff Socks should be the new creative directors for Tana’s Onlyfans. They also hear from a listener with a staircase fetish and try to figure out why Michael’s so into post-nut shopping.

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You know her, you love her, it’s Hannah Berner. The crew discuss competitive oral, why it’s correct to be afraid of New York City teenagers, and how to find good d*ck on craigslist. They also get psychic pet readings for Greta, Pluto, and Butter PLUS decide that a Stiff Socks x Giggly Squad live show would have the hottest audience in all of America.

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The boys discover a new genre of porn, wonder what it was like to fuck a flapper in the 1920s, and learn about the great dildo lawsuits of the 17th century. They also plan a nice relaxing evening for Trevor and hear from a listener that turned into an accidental bull.

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The boys discover the Wim Hof Method of jerking off, determine that getting road head might actually be the safest way to drive, and try to figure out why Fleshlight wants you to bang your Jeep Wrangler. They also hear from a listener about having sex with clothes on and demonstrate once and for all the correct way to pee. 

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The boys riff on the best places to find wholesome hoes, how MILF's be knowing, and how Michael got extremely frustrated at a cell phone salesman. They also hear from a listener who had a long road trip and decide that the T-Mobile Sidekick was the most fuckboi phone of all time.

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The boys are joined by Trevor’s dad to riff on his unconventional “birds and the bees” talk, going with the homies to a porn theater, and the lengths you used to have to go through to find some tits. They also talk about what Trev was like as a kid and when he knew Trevor would make it in comedy.

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The boys riff on how Trev dipped his toes into some goth porn, Michael flipped the script on POV porn, and how parents always knew what “how long will you be gone?” meant. Plus Michael designed a goon cave and Adam Levine might lose his adderal brand deal. 

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The boys riff on an insane Megan Thee Stallion cameo in She-Hulk, get an update on how Michael bangs too loud, and wonder if xanned out dogs can rap. They also hear from a listener about clapping cheeks in a bounce house and try to quiz Trevor on some classic movies.

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The boys riff on Michael’s hiking trip to Seattle, talking dirty with your neighbors, and getting milked at the lactation station. They also hear from a listener that had a run-in with a stuck vibrator and weigh in on the controversial reddit post about regrettable sex playlists.

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The boys riff on a lady that married a train station, discover that Michael might have money in his walls, and scientifically determine if Trevor would actually have a rack. They also hear from a listener about a pregnancy scare and find out how to get sucked off by a Tesla.

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The boys riff on Trevor’s new car, Michael running out of lube on vacation, and how to compliment a cooter. They also hear from a listener that made a big change after the pandemic and try to figure out who the GOAT of getting laid is.

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The boys learn some basic sex ed, discover the world’s largest didldo, and riff on mediocre nuts. They also wonder if electricity is bad and hear from a listener that fucked up some dirty talk.

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