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Catherine, James, and Wasuf execute plans poorly and focus on the wrong things. Daddy Trip is so hot and dirty. Brucke doesn't know how to slap. And no matter how bad things get, Eva just keeps rolling.

Brucke and Aset try to out-evil each other. Everyone else? They pretty much just sit and watch.

Brucke has delusions of grandeur, Catherine gets high AF and suddenly feels ready to conquer the Nazis on her own. Wasif and James just want some tasty food. Your podcast hosts would settle for something as simple as being able to keep their own names straight.

James gets smacked. Catherine speaks loudly and slowly. Aset likes guns. Brucke plays the Nazis greatest hits.

Unlike our "heroes," these nazis know how to have a good time. Nothing like home movies to get the party started!

Catherine and James are the worst. Kathy and Mary get annoyed and stop wondering why there was only one season of this show. But on occasion, Wasef is amusing.

Meeting new aliens is hard. Figuring out the stargate is hard. Wearing pants is hard. Life is hard.

The professor gets thrown through the gate, Catherine kicks butt, and Nazis argue about which side is their good side. Spoiler alert: Nazis don't have a good side.

Did we need a movie to wrap up the Ori? Seeing as we didn't know that the Ori were still a problem, we're not sure we did. Also, there's replicators because why not? But not those Pegasus Galaxy replicators. The Milky Way Galaxy ones that are exactly the same. At least it's better than the series finale. Way better. But that was a pretty low bar.

Tripp Tucker and Catherine Langford get into trouble with some Nazis but the Enterprise and Indiana Jones are nowhere to be found.

We leave Atlantis celebrating a bittersweet victory over the replicators. There was a lot of troubleshooting, a little bit of Teyla, and one hand in a forehead.

Atlantis is Lost In Space with only seconds of relief between crises. Nanites not only regrow hair, but style it as well! Meanwhile Sheppard and Zelenka reenact scenes from LOTR, but in space! Everything seems dire despite Weir's new coif, but the team has an idea...

The IOA decides to make a pre-emptive strike against the Replicators. Since those always go well, everything on Atlantis is totally fine. There was definitely no retaliation and nobody was forced to abandon the planet.

Holy Hannah! It's the end of SG-1! And nearly the end of this podcast! We promise to not make it feel "unending," unlike this episode.

You know what you get when you hang out in dank, dark tunnels? Death. Monsters. Michael. Maybe don't hang out in dank, dark tunnels. And maybe don't accidentally create supervillains that bring you monsters.

How quickly can the team tie up a bunch of loose ends, including loose ends that really didn't need to be tied up? The rush to the finish continues with Goa'uld, Ori, and apparently Tok'ra.

The only thing worse than a wraith is a soggy, starving, angry wraith whose lonely because she ate all her friends. But now she's got plenty of new friends in the form of Team ShRRT and for some reason Dr. Weir. And it's even harder to stay lonely when you're inhabiting someone else's mind.

Vala's crappy dad shows up to scam the SGC, everyone on Earth, AND his own daughter. Lam's crappy dad uses her to set up a dinner with her mom/his ex. Yay...family?

All of Atlantis gets a day off. Rodney and Weir hang with their love interests. Ronon and Sheppard do some bonding. Teyla hangs with a friend. Nobody wants to go fishing with Beckett. Not even Lorne and Zelenka. Oh well, there's plenty of time for that next day off...oh.

After a powerful Jaffa nemesis we've never heard of kills some other Jaffa, Teal'c recovers from his injuries and goes on a revenge quest. This all takes anywhere from several weeks to several years. Who knows?

A very selfish man strands Team ShRRT on an old space station with a very desperate man and little chance for survival. Will they get out of this? Who gets to save the day this time? Why does the air flow the wrong way?

SG 80% is bad at being terrorists. Their hostages are bad at being hostages. The government leaders are bad at listening to science. And the one security guard caught in the middle of all this is bad at being a security guard. It's an episode full of ineptitude.

The super cool game we suddenly learned Sheppard and Rodney have been playing for years with no previous hint is not a game at all. They've been messing with people's lives! Who would have guessed the Ancients were arrogant assholes and not awesome gamers? We would. We would have guessed that.

Mitchell and Vala get their cliche on at his high school reunion. Dr. Lee is the coolest guy at the conference. Daniel nerds out in a library. It's all fun and games till someone gets killed. Actually, it's still kinda fun and games while people get killed.

Standing on a pedal stool, Rodney learns he has more in common with the ancients than he thought. Special powers, big appetites, oh my! The team races to find a relevant thing for Teyla to do and Ronon is also there!

SG-80% is surprised that Daniel is a prior. We're surprised that they're surprised because he sounds exactly like Daniel. Daniel is surprised that no one trusts him. Everyone is surprised that he's surprised at this. No one is surprised that Woolsey sucks.

What's better than an episode featuring one unlikeable character? An episode featuring two unlikeable characters! Lucius is back and he continues to suck, but at least he's not drugging and taking advantage of women this time. Kolya's back too! But he sure would have been better off trying to retake the genii rather than obsessing over one dude from Earth.

Sam finds herself in an alternate universe where everything is terrible. Teal'c is incommunicado, Vala's in jail, Mitchell's a paralyzed alcoholic, Other Sam has exploded on the SGC walls, and Landry is in the middle of establishing himself as dictator. But for all this terribleness, there is one glorious, fantastic difference. Hammond still runs the SGC! He does bow down to power-hungry President Landry, but we'll ignore that and just enjoy seeing him again.

It starts like a ghost story, it ends like Star Trek IV, and has some kind of solar flare disaster movie in the middle. This episode may not know what it's trying to be, but we know that we like it.

In yet another generic medieval village, there is yet another face off with a prior. And up on an Ori spaceship, they try once again to convert Vala. But this time it's Tomin who seems to be changing his tune. That doesn't make up for all the many people he's ordered to be killed. But maybe it's enough to help Vala and SG1.

Niam Cat has survived his joint from space, as one would expect from a toaster pastry feline that shoots rainbows. But when he's more awake that Weir and Rodney expected, he dashes all their brilliant plans to save the day. But it all works out in the end though, and if there's one thing we learn from this episode, it's that if you disobey orders, you get things you want.

It's Merlin! Finally! But that was a lot of hype for a sleepy guy who died shortly after being revived. At least our special friend Daniel was able to hang on to some of Merlin's memories. Elsewhere, Sam and Ba'al need to work together if they ever want to get everyone home. Team Sa'al?

The humans rescue a boatload of Ancients who kick everyone out of Atlantis only to be overrun by Replicators. Our heroes must then trick a nerd and sacrifice some wee baby turtles in order to save Atlantis.

Ancient Aliens, AI Robots, and intergalactic travel are all believable, but we draw the line at actual dragons. Also, we learn that the real sangraal is the enemies we picked up along the way.

Good thing Teyla's around to DD when the rest of the team goes on a bad trip off of wraith mind fumes. Shepherd fights Taliban, Ronan chases after non-existent wraith, Rodney gets fake catastrophic readings, and Becket sees dead people. Only Teyla can save everyone from the chaos.

It's an episode full of pain. Pokey rings, torture sticks, the betrayal of supposed friends, and a bunch of names that sound too much alike.

What's better than one McKay? Two! Unless you're in that parallel world they're destroying. Then the solution is clearly three McKays!

If there's anything worse than having amnesia or waiting tables, it's having amnesia AND waiting tables. Luckily Vala has finally endeared herself enough to SG1 (and especially Daniel) that the team is willing to put themselves at risk to get her back.

Sheppard learns that the only thing worse than a wraith actively feeding on you is Kolya AND a wraith that that's actively feeding on you.

Jaffa and Earth people are apparently not able to play nice when it comes to ownership of a new, shiny, abandoned Ori ship. Meanwhile, Inara has apparently been watching lots of Star Wars and is back to show us all the new tricks she's learned from Darth Vader.

It's episode 200 of SG1! Or 197, depending on how you count, or episode 244 of this podcast, or the 5-year anniversary of Stargatezing! So many ways to count how great this episode is (for a change).

Dr. Cameron and Dr. Beckett! Weir is caught between two bad doctors! Will her emotional support O'Neill help her make the right choice?

Team ShWRRT meets the replicators. But they're not really replicators. They're just different nanobots that were invented by different people that happened to evolve in exactly the same way as the other replicators so that they have identical powers to the foes we're familiar with. As Kronk would say, "Whoa, what are the odds?"

What happens when you muck around with alien technology that you don't understand? Interdimensional, mutation-causing space worms, obviously! They should have known better than to use those Sodan cloaking devices.

Explosions, team bonding, an arrow to the butt - what more could we want from an Atlantis episode?

Everyone get's to play with some Ba'als. Can you handle two Ba'als? What about 12 Ba'als? Or more? There's enough Ba'als to go around. Ba'als, Ba'als everywhere but not a single person named Dick. Go figure.

Things take a problematic turn when the writers don't stop to think about how gross it is to write an episode about a guy who basically drugs a bunch of women to get them to marry him. And when Mary has too many beers before recording, the political filters come off...

Who doesn't love a cross-over episode? Rodney is working with Sam and Mitchell, Weir is working Daniel and Vala and...Morgan le Fay? Sheppard is around too, with a supply of lemons in his flack jacket. Totally normal.

The team on Atlantis betrays Michael (and all his wraith pals) again, and now they've got a couple hundred elves to look after. Not too surprisingly, since the effects of the retrovirus are not permanent, things go very, very badly. But on the bright side, despite some in-depth questioning, the Doctor, er, Woolsey decides to let Weir keep her job despite some terrible choices lately.

It's permanent nap time on Vagonbrei but SG1 wants to stay up and play with science and lizards. Who wouldn't?! Vala wants to play, too but Landry first wants to make sure she can play nice with others...