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Tactics Ogre: Reborn Part 3 - I'm Big Slubba02 Sep 202401:58:53


Square Roots - Episode 429
There's so much sports talk at the end of this episode. You've been warned. But otherwise on this episode of Square Roots we make our way through Chapter 2 in Tactics Ogre: Reborn! Jim, Vanessa and Matt are doing the chaos path, meanwhile Johnny is doing the Lawful path on Let Us Cling Together, which he may or may not regret.
Also:
- Matt Has All The Powers Of A Cellphone Now
- Deborah! I'm an Ogre!
- Always On The Short List
- Pete Gallagher With The Eyebrows
- Feet & Pet Pics Tier

This Week:  Finish Chapter 2!
Next Week:  Play through Brigantys Castle in Chapter 3!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Tactics Ogre: Reborn Part 2 - That's The Ronwey26 Aug 202401:31:59

Square Roots - Episode 428
Are you ready for a sublime experience of RPG tactics? What I got for you this week is a quick li'l episode of the Square classic Tactics Ogre, and you don't have to practice Santeria to understand that this means Vanessa had to call in sick. But that's okay! 
Also:
- New Thing Matt Hates: Steam Charts
- The DreamCast: Improvising Beastie Boy lyrics
- A Life Sized Hank Hill Cutout
- Who Doesn't He Think Are Weiners?
- Why Are We Friends With Him?
- Gastophone the Murderer

This Week:  Finish Qadriga Fortress in Tactics Ogre: Reborn / Let Us Cling Together!
Next Week: Finish Chapter 1!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Fallout 3 Part 2 - It's Fan Art24 Jun 202402:20:58

Square Roots - Episode 419
Oh boy, there's more Fallout 3! And this time we meet Three Dog, aroo aroo aroooooo! Then we go on a caper to get a radar dish off of a lunar lander. Plus we save a boy from some ants, probably. And meet some rangers! 
Also:
- The Legend of Zelda: Mysteries of Magic
- Johnny Mixes up CDI and 3D0
- They had to sit on the Gore Bags
- Cheesy Eggs Are So Gay
- We've Never Met

This Week:  Complete Those! and help Three Dog fix Galaxy News Radio!
Next Week: Reunite with Daddy! And do Tenpenny Tower and steal the declaration of independence. 

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Ōkami Part 4 - The Story of a Guide Named Brady03 Oct 202202:17:10

Square Roots - Episode 334
It's the story of a podcast named Square Roots! Which was bringing up four twenty somethings of its own! Some of them have hair of none, just like their fathers, and they were all alone!

Also we're playing more of Okami in this penultimate episode, fight some bosses, uncover some crimes, meet some fish, do some sidequests, and play far too much of a terrible bullshuit minigame.
Also:

- That Stupid Fish Orca!
- Johnny In A Garbage Can!
- The Voyager Theme Dirge!
- Finally, A Ghost Ship!
- More Vore!
- The Space Helmet Argument!
- Warner Herzog Impressions Are Hard!
- Issun Needs To Stop Ruining The Game!
- Big Long Glass!

This Week: We clear out the Dragon Palace!
Next Week: We finish Okami!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Ōkami Part 3 - The Bone Diaries26 Sep 202201:42:49

 

Square Roots - Episode 333
Welcome to the erotic thrills of the most sensuous of late night syndicated TV shows, Square Roots Presents: The Bone Diaries. We haven't cast it yet but I assume it will have David Duchovny. But also! We play Okami and defeat the big boss, Orochi. But wait... why does the game keep going?
Also:

- The Hacking Police Uniform
- Minnie Mouse Is A Menace
- The British Are Less Greasy
- Understanding Godhood
- That Chef Really Wants To (CENSORED) Orochi
- Creepy Lips Like a Twizzler
- Vigorously Stimulate Orochi's Bell
- Time To Go To The Bone Zone

This Week: We vanquish the boss of the Moon Cave!
Next Week: We clear out the Dragon Palace!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Ōkami Part 2 - An Amazing Person Slash Bird19 Sep 202202:30:17

Square Roots - Episode 332
It's an episode with a... fluctuating cast, but we don't let that experience this downright canine chunker! There's dog fights (but the good kind), a fire cow, a soft boi bird boi, landscape puzzles and so much more! 
Also:

- Vanessa, Mother To Us All
- A Week of Almost Too Hot Amounts of Gaming News
- Movie Open Source
- Thick Zangief
- Johnny's Worst Mila Kunis Pun
- Squadala!
- One Praise For Every Minute

This Week: We clear the Gale Ruins!
Next Week: We vanquish the boss of the Moon Cave!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Ōkami Part 1 - A Circle Looks Like This: O12 Sep 202201:59:23

Square Roots - Episode 331
Vanessa might hit peak sassy in this episode, and that's great. This chunker encompasses a heck of a lot, even if some might think it just involved walking down a hill. There's the peach lady, the orange guy, a boar balancing on a bomb, a bear balancing on a crystal, a little bug guy, a missing dog, and Johnny making the same game mistake three times over 17 years.
Also:

- Vanessa is the Champagne of Peninsulas
- Johnny Deleted His Track, Everyone Point At Him
- Tilda Swinton on the Whiteness Scale
- Matthew Getting Edged By Text
- The Terrifying Return of Baby Fresh Eyes
- Fail Son Susano

This Week: We defeat the boss of the Tsuta Ruins!
Next Week: We clear the Gale Ruins!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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The Wolf Among Us Part 3 - That Was When Pigs Knew How to Jam05 Sep 202201:55:51

Square Roots - Episode 330
Mysteries are solved, like who killed Faith and Lilly - but other mysteries go on. The Wolf Among Us ends on a satisfyingly ambiguous note - but did we enjoy the game overall? Or were we too railroaded into decisions and situations? Listen and find out!
Also:

- A Little Thrusting Music
- The G Stands for Great
- Vanessa Can Cancel Any Man
- Tell Me More About These Sex Idiots
- Vanessa Melted Her Dishwasher
- Sweet Virgin Nicotine Lips
- So Much Bigby Lore

This Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us episode 5!
Next Week: We reach the forest in Okami, probably - the vote ends in 16 hours!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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The Wolf Among Us Part 2 - Robocopped by the Tweedles29 Aug 202201:48:24

Square Roots - Episode 329

Oh boy! We find a mysterious head and this leads to all sorts of new adventures. And we've got so many cops here on Square Roots; Vanessa is the good cop, Johnny is the silent / bad cop, Jim is the grey cop, and Matthew is the vape cop. In episode 2 and 3 of The Wolf Among Us we meet interesting people and there's a mystery to be solved. An adventure is unfolding, so why not get involved?
Also:

- Johnny's Truly Outrageous
- Game Scom
- They Cannot Afford Timothy Chalomet
- The Pirate Bluebeard
- Sliding into Third

This Week: We finish episode 2 and 3!
Next Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us episode 5!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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The Wolf Among Us Part 1 - Let's Just All Lower Our Standards22 Aug 202202:03:12

Square Roots - Episode 328
It's a low energy episode today because, frankly, it's just too hot here in the northern hemisphere. We can't wait for fall. But in the mean time let's go on some sweaty Toontown adventures! We explore The Wolf Among Us by Telltale Games and try to solve some crimes!
Also:

- Do Bob and Marduk kiss?
- Stiffly Weird and the Case of the Missing Ghost
- "It's Me, Blorko!"
- Harvest Valley
- Teen Raider
- Sorry, Bree
- Don't Snoop
- Bufkin Neutral
- Nolan North Mythology

This Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us: Episode One!
Next Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us: Episode Three!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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South Park: The Stick of Truth Part 3 - Johnny Is So Good At This Game, and Everyone Clapped15 Aug 202202:14:56

Square Roots - Episode 327

Johnny knocked that Abortion minigame out of the park, and definitely wasn't stuck on it for twenty minutes on stream getting madder and madder. He won it the first time, Vanessa said he was the best boy at video games, Trudeau gave him a medal, and everyone clapped.
Also:

- Vanessa ReTruths the President
- I Love the Teens
- We All Have to See Mike Myers's Hog At Some Point
- Vanessa's Mao Tse Tsung Vibes
- Honouring the Wishes of the Prince of Canada
- Women Be 'Bortin'
- Clitoral Stimulant

This Week: We Finish the Game!
Next Week: Vote Today! Poll ends Monday evening!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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South Park: The Stick of Truth Part 2 - A Wolf, a Mongoose or Gay Bear All Night?08 Aug 202202:01:57

Square Roots - Episode 326
Our hosts seem to be warming to South Park just in time for alien testing, Nazi zombies, appealing to the Goth kids, and finding out the truth about Cartman! Is Cartman not actually as good a dude as he claims?? Find out as we complete Day 2!
Also:

- Combination Pizza Hut Taco Bells
- Johnny is bad with controller mechanics, part 2
- Are bad tutorials a bit?
- 2014 Funny
- That's What Straight Relationships Are Like
- Johnny's Boomer Humour


This Week: We Finish Day Two!
Next Week: We Finish the Game!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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South Park: The Stick of Truth Part 1 - Urine: The Fart of the Front01 Aug 202202:26:02

Square Roots - Episode 325
You asked for it, you get it: this week your Square Roots pals start South Park: The Stick of Truth! And... some of us really like it? A lot? Especially one who you think wouldn't like it at all? Yeah, that one!
Also:

- Matthew Refuses to Go to a Used Game Store
- No Matthew Life Spoilers
- Recasting Taskmaster USA
- Too Hot to Dance
- Spork & Clork
- Benny Hill Racist is Pretty Racist
- Vanessa is a Ray of Sunshine

This Week: We Finish Day One!
Next Week: We Finish Day Two!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Fallout 3 Part 1 - A Vanessa Curated Fallout 3 Experience17 Jun 202402:18:35

Square Roots - Episode 418
So it's now time for a new game! Huzzah! And it's a Fallout! This time we venture to the Capitol Wasteland and everyone is excited to leave the vault and see the world outside. But also Johnny is a magician and Jim has discovered the joys of Andraste's command prompt.
Also:
- VR Chat Is For Furries
- The World's Original Virtual Reality
- Walking On Uteruses
- The Fallout Stepdad Mod
- A Greyer Shade of Brown

This Week:  Complete Blood Ties and find out where your Dad went in Megaton in Fallout 3!
Next Week: Complete Those! and help Three Dog fix Galaxy News Radio!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Kingdom Hearts III Part 5 - Vanessa Is Familiar25 Jul 202202:30:37

Square Roots - Episode 324
Whoa! We finished Kingdom Hearts III forever! Does that mean everything in Mickey's Kingdom is happy forever? What about Xemnas?! What happened to Sora? So many questions.
Also:

- Bugs are a Natural Enemy for Toys
- Toot toot?
- Jim is a Slut for Powerwashing
- It's just like that one Live song
- FURRY! FORCE! FOUR!
- Every Master Xenahort Voice Actor gets Norted
- Ansem is Xemnas's Xenanort
- Chereth Cutestory
- Living Will, Probate, Death Certificate Fight the Heartless Tornado
- Metal Gear Style Death Monologues
- Terra's Himbo Energy
- Nothing about Dark Riku is Important

This Week: We finish the game!
Next Week:  Something about South Park: The Stick of Truth I guess!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Kingdom Hearts III Part 4 - Everything is Crabs18 Jul 202202:37:53

Square Roots - Episode 323
It's a divisive chunker of Square Roots this week: are the Pirates of the Caribbean and Big Hero 6 worlds good? Bad? A bit of both? We navigate carefully talking through the Pirates movies, try to figure out if the Big Hero 6 movie is a secret Disney classic, and note how Sora seems to be given busy work while literally everyone else is busy with actual plot stuff.
Also:

- Pirates of the Cah-ra-be-un
- Comrade Vanessa
- Short Jim
- Interfering with Democracy
- Butte Talk
- Has Bill Nighy Actually Been in Love?
- Wolverine's Hot Dad
- The 30 Rock / 3rd Rock Error
- Powerwashed With Kingdom Hearts Lore
- Saved By Goopy White Ropes of Nobody

This Week: Pirate in the Caribbean and go to San Fransokyo!
Next Week:  We finish the game!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Kingdom Hearts III Part 3 - This Podcast Will Be Used as State's Evidence11 Jul 202201:56:34

Square Roots - Episode 322

Oh boy! Johnny gets to experience Frozen in the best way possible: chopped up into Kingdom Hearts cut scenes. The gang heads through Frozen land AND the generic industrial corridors of Monsters, Inc. in a very PS2 style chunker of this Disney Slash Final Fantasy mashup.

Also:

- Up Yours, Woke Moralists!
- Something Called the Unraveled 
- Sora Amnesia Argument
- Four People Inside Sora's Heart, But We Can Only Name Three
- Vanessa Hates a Heffalump
- Gatekeeping Labyrinths
- Let It Go, but the Luba Version
- Olaf Inflation Fan Art

This Week: Monstropolis and Arendelle!
Next Week:  Pirate in the Caribbean and go to San Fransokyo!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Kingdom Hearts III Part 2 - You'll Know When To Wear Your Pink Bob Wigs04 Jul 202202:09:35

Square Roots - Episode 321
On this action packed slammer of an episode, the Square Roots Gang run through two very awesome game worlds: The Kingdom of Corona and Toy Box! That's right,  you'll get to relive the events of Tangled AND Toy Story.
Also:

- The Clussy Talk
- A Jay Leno Looking Monster
- Coat Corner
- A Train Guy, But For Boats
- Spaceman Bud and Rancher Wooly from Toy Time
- Famous Toupées
- You've Got A Pal I Know

This Week: We vancquish The Kingdom of Corona and Toy Box!
Next Week:  Monstropolis and Arendelle!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Kingdom Hearts III Part 1 - Creepy Dolls With Human Skin27 Jun 202202:12:26

Sadly this entire podcast crew is lost due to never having played Birth by Sleep. Except Jim, who did play it. But voters are never wrong! So we here at Square Roots are listening, and we're playing the very first chunker of Kingdom Hearts II!

Also:

- Megan Mullally's Charmed
- Jim's Kingdom Hearts III Flip Flop
- Uncontrollable Gummi Ship Related Shuddering
- Why is Sora Flexing All The Time Now?
- If Sora Hates Gravity Why Is Donald So Crabbity?
- Trying to Define Pete and Malificent's Relationship

This Week: We play through the first visit to Twilight Town in Kingdom Hearts 3!
Next Week:  Toy Story world and Tangled World!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Xenogears Part 10 - Rules Are Fake, The Listeners Have Chosen Anarchy20 Jun 202201:56:49

Square Roots - Episode 319
HOLY CRAP WE FINISHED XENOGEARS! It's over. It's finally over.
Also:

- Space Cheese
- Hot Nonsense Simulator
- Person of Criminality and Island Time
- I'm a Deus
- A Real Girlfriend Mommy
- A Lot of Green Goo Tubes
- Using the Power of Love, and a Gundam
- The God Children of Xenogears
- Vanessa's Berenstain Universe Moment


This Week: We finish the game! FINALLY!
Next Week:  We play through the first visit to Twilight Town in Kingdom Hearts 3!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Xenogears Part 9 - He Was a P8nter Boy13 Jun 202201:28:37

Square Roots - Episode 318

See you later, boys! After you listen to this fantastic, svelte, economical episode of Square Roots! Gather around as we sit in chairs and JPEGs of stuff they didn't have time to make plays on a giant square behind us!
Also:

- Everyone's Playing Pirates
- The Adventures of Fake Paul
- I Keep Saying It's a Fountain Scenario!
- Fei's Full Frontal
- The Chair Oriented Portion of Disc 2
- Elly Gives the Monsters A Good Talkin' To

This Week: We reach Paradise, Ed McMahon!
Next Week:  We finish the game! FINALLY!

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Xenogears Part 8 - Dave Matthews Gave Paul COVID06 Jun 202202:41:47

Square Roots - Episode 317
Will we be learning about what the title of this episode means and how it applies to friend of the podcast, Matthew's coworker Paul? Maybe?! *wink*

On this episode of Square Roots Johnny ponders quitting this game, which means it's Rogue Galaxy levels of frustrating. On the plus side they do get to visit a Space Mall, there's a ton of reveals, and... Soylent. Plus Solaris explodes and we totally forget to mention it. Look, there was just a lot of stuff this episode, okay?

Also:

- Kliving Room
- A Quest For Subs
- The People in Vanessa's Brain
- Lady With The Guys
- Johnny Just Keeps Saying Billy Crudup
- What would you do with person dust?
- Backstage with Super Buff Jim Breuer
- Ramsus's Marsha Marsha Marsha Scene
- Double Orphaning!

This Week: We finish Disk 1!
Next Week:  We reach Paradise, Ed McMahon!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Xenogears Part 7 - C-chu-lu Mythos30 May 202201:24:55

Square Roots - Episode 316
Please excuse the error we had today where Jim's computer ate the level up and hot gaming news for this week!
Fei stops waking up in prison and starts a global journey on sea, land and air in this wide scoped episode of Square Roots! Lots of robot fights, a couple of obnoxious dungeons, and so many Gavel Ministry meetings you might just get annoyed with Johnny's re-enactments!

Also:

- Cyberbulling Floor Sitters
- The Hunt for Intelligent Horses
- Bart's Evita Balcony
- The Only Thing That Gets Johnny Through this Game is the Brain Boys
- Bad Underwater PS1 Caves
- Lil Terra the Tube Tot
- Big Chunky Pac-Man Fish

This Week: We destroy all three of Solaris's gates!
Next Week:  We finish Disk 1!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Xenogears Part 6 - Ouchie Wow Wow23 May 202202:31:42

This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount!
Buried cities! Robot guns! People bullets! Reapers, or -Wels-! All this and more in today's Square Roots! We're heading towards the end of Disk 1, and things are just getting more dramatic. Will Fei get out of his Cloud coma? What's the nanomachine Terra all about? Can we get even more Brain Guys scenes?

Also:

- Is Vanessa Canon in the Callista Flockheart Protocol?
- The French Version of New York Police
- Noita Sounds Like Murder If You're A Gangster
- The Sky Is Full of Balls!
- The Third Worst Dungeon in Square Roots History
- Billy's Sex Work Proposal
- Pink Eye: Is It Poop Eye?
- Matthew's e-Stim Corner
- Everyone Loves a Pontiff
- On The Streets of Santa Monickerrrr
- Another Case of Too Many Sephiroths
- Wild Tonal Shifts

This Week: We reach the floating city of Shevat!
Next Week:  We destroy the three gates!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 12 - You'll Sit In Your Room And Read Dealing With Dragons Until You're A Feminist10 Jun 202402:38:01

Square Roots - Episode 417
It's the end of Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth and ALL OUR TAKES ARE SO HOT! Was this game good? Bad? Did it stick the landing? What the hell happened? Listen and find out!
Also:
- Love Yord Fandlar
- Long Pants Get Real Hot
- Chadley Is The Architect
- Aerith Did A Sliders
- A Pride Portal
- The Shell Houses Were Iconic
- Aerith's Throat Tattoo

This Week:  Finish Final Fantasy VII Rebirth!
Next Week: Complete Blood Ties and find out where your Dad went in Megaton in Fallout 3!

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Xenogears Part 5 - A Friends IKEA16 May 202202:02:29

Square Roots - Episode 314
This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount!
On this week's Tummy Talk, we get to the floating city of Thames, surprisingly while conscious. There we play lots of bullshit minigames, talk with the drunk citizens, rescue a little girl, and get into a whole lot of mech on mech grudge matches. But with Fei out of commission can Bart, Elly and Citan get to the bottom of what the heck is a Reaper?

Also:

- A! Man! Of! The! Sea!
- Fei's in a Cloud Coma
- Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
- Vanessa's Insane Scaped or Escape Game
- Nothing Much Happens

This Week: Fei gets to the Thames!
Next Week:  Fei reaches the floating city of Shevat!


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Xenogears Part 4 - Fei Wakes Up In Prison09 May 202202:04:46

Square Roots - Episode 313
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This week on Square Roots we plunge deeper into the complex world of Xenogears! After waking up in prison, Fei finds himself knocked out, waking up in prison. After suffering a strange defeat in the prison battling system, he wakes up in prison. Can he escape?!

Also:

- Fei Wakes Up in Prison
- The Weird English Use of Prom
- Blanka's Battle Boys
- Is Beastoid a slur?
- Walter the Robot
- Fei Wakes Up in Prison
- Citan MAY be a bad guy
- Gazel Middle Management
- A Dramatic Reading

This Week: Fei wakes up in the D-Block!
Next Week:  Fei gets to the Thames!

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Xenogears Part 3 - Eye Carumba02 May 202202:24:35

Square Roots - Episode 312

This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount!
Johnny and Matthew are rewarded with their Xenogears diligence with some of the best Gundam style ship destruction in Square roots history! As Fei and Bart's attack on Aveh fails there's the kind of anime complication that Johnny loves.

Also:

- Vanessa is a Chocolate Cake Gal
- Johnny is the Taste Alpha
- Batman's Death Toll
- Snapping the Yggrasil
- Is Grahf a human?
- Hot sprite abs
- Get Behind Me, Citan!
- Pince-ers versus Pinch-ers

This Week: Fei wakes up in the D-Block!
Next Week:  Fei gets to the Thames!

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Xenogears Part 2 - Coming Original25 Apr 202202:01:36

Square Roots - Episode 311
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It's a two-hander as Matthew and Johnny push some big boulders and make their way through the confusing caverns of Xenogears. LOVE the little teeny tiny map characters! LOATHE the terrible camera! LIVE the experience of taking half an hour to figure out how to leave a room!
Also:

- A Clear Misunderstanding Of How Moisture Wicking Works
- Ranking Hottest Fish Men
- Johnny's Ball Hair Tight Five
- Nisan Altima Magic
- Edging Someone On


This Week: Fei rescues Margie and brings her back to the Yggrasil!
Next Week:  Fei wakes up in the D-Block!

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Xenogears Part 1 - The Climate War of 202318 Apr 202202:13:48

Square Roots - Episode 310
That's right! This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount! We promise next week's commercial will be... more succinct.
This week on Square Roots we dive into the space fantasy anime that is Xenogears. There's lots of religious imagery. Lots of swinging crosses. Accidental village melting. And big Gundam punchies!
Also:

- Just what is Angel Dust?
- Johnny's Chronic Elden Ring Problem
- More JRPG Bingo Cards
- Timothy's Himbo Energy Tragically Cut Short
- Dan, the Creepy 40 Year Old Child
- Correct Usage of Well Endowed
- A Young, Suave, Hip Doc Brown

This Week: Fei defeats Bart in combat and falls into the cavern!
Next Week: Get Margie back to the Yggrasil!

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Final Fantasy Tactics Part 6 - Chocobo Funeral Drive-By11 Apr 202202:19:18

Square Roots - Episode 309
Holy crow! We all finished Final Fantasy Tactics! Does this mean we're all pro gamers now? There was no Andraste or anything. Heck, Matthew and Johnny even got Cloud for some pointless reason, as well as War of the Lion's Balthier.
Also:

- Next Game Announced!
- Monkey Ireland!
- Blaidd Gaslights Johnny at the Taco Bell!
- Letters Too Big To Read!
- Surprisingly A Bad Human Guy Turns Into A Big Monster!
- Falling Over With Sadness!
- I Come From A Cosmic Tinderbox!

This Week: We finish the game!
Next Week:  You Defeat Ramsus and Miang!


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Final Fantasy Tactics Part 5 - I Am the Chosen One, He's Just My Brother04 Apr 202201:59:36
Now that we're over the Wiegraf Hunt, it's full speed ahead plowing through the first half of Chapter Four of Final Fantasy Tactics. There's a whole lot of vampirism, oodles of bad guy cutaways, and adorable sprites spewing blood after being assassinated.
Also:

- Happy April Betrayals
- Fred Baddecisions and Lady Realgamer
- Ramza's Cakes
- A Lot of Lucavi Talk
- The Mask was the Killgrave of The Mask
- Plus Ten Gravy
- A Ranking of Cids
- Reverse Cowboy

This Week: We recruit Meliadoul!
Next Week:  We finish the game? Maybe?!

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Final Fantasy Tactics Part 4 - Ein Fluffeldonks28 Mar 202201:43:51

Are you ready for the toughest boss fight in the game? Maybe the toughest boss fight in Square Roots history? Because we are, and friends, Belias The Giygas gets it. In this chunker of Final Fantasy Tactics we march towards Riovaynes Castle and somehow manage to pick up two new party members along the way? Will we use them? Probably not?
Also:

- When you possess something smaller than a human it will explode its body!
- Gushing with ghosts we know are ghosts!
- Switcheroo Princess
- I AM COME
- Let the Bodies Hit the Floor, Verse 2


This Week: We finish Chapter 3!
Next Week:  We recruit Meliadoul!
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Final Fantasy Tactics Part 3 - Belias Dick Energy21 Mar 202201:40:37

Uh oh. Pack the little ones off to bed, because we're a little spicy on this salacious episode of Square Roots: A Rashomon Podcast! So much happens in this chunker of Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions as we try to make sense of which million characters is important, defeat a demon with a mouth tummy, and so much more!
Also:

- Horny Columbo!
- But there's also bunny MEN!
- What Matt Does When There's Text on Screen! (NSFW)
- Oogie Boogie Demon!
- Alma's Super Awesome Invincibility Spell!
- Wiegraf wants a Treat?
This Week: We clear out the Orbonne Monastery fights!
Next Week:  We finish Chapter 3!
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Final Fantasy Tactics Part 2 - She's the Andraste of These Twelve Dudes14 Mar 202201:42:20

Hooray! We're all back, and there definitely were no arguments edited out of this episode! Instead, we're playing the first chunker of Chapter 2: that's right: you get to find out all sorts of secrets about the Princess! You keep bumping into Delita for some reason! Ramza is a grown up now and he's mad!


Also:

- No arguments whatsoever!
- Matthew denies the existence of both TMNT 2: The Arcade Game *and* TMNT 3: The Manhattan Project!
- Fred Savage as Delita, Macaulay Culkin as Ramza!
- Matthew's Racing Stripe Beard That Goes From 0-69 in 2 seconds!
- Nothing is argued about, ever!
And so much more!

This Week: We rescue the "Princess" from Golgoda Gallows!
Next Week: We finish the three fights in the Monastery in Chapter 3!

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Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 11 - Vanessa Has a Number She's Looking to Hit03 Jun 202402:36:10

Square Roots - Episode 416
Either this chapter has a HUGE CHANGE THAT PUTS EVERYTHING INTO A BRAND NEW CONTEXT or it has A VERY MINOR CHANGE THAT DOESN'T REALLY CHANGE ANYTHING and depending on who you listen to you may feel it's one or the other. So what is it? You'll have to play through Chapter 13 to find out!
Also:
- Advent Children: Scotch and Kotch
- It's like Sharpening A Pencil
- The Return of Leslie, The Boy With The Hat
- The Irish Riddler
- Miss Remember

This Week:  Finish Chapter 13, Where Angels Fear To Tread!
Next Week: Finish Final Fantasy VII Rebirth!

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Hot Gaming News Special Episode07 Mar 202200:56:39

So... it turns out that Johnny was the only one really up for recording this week. Instead of doing a one hander, Johnny and Vanessa hang out and do a quick Hot Gaming News spectacular!


This Week: ...
Next Week:  We "rescue" the "princess" from Golgollada Gallows!

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Final Fantasy Tactics Part 1 - Nobody Nose28 Feb 202202:01:55

Alright! We're now onto Matthew's Official Favourite Game of All Time: Final Fantasy Tactics! We're playing War of the Lions, but you can play whatever version you like, depending on if you like your translations Classic or Extra Spicy. There's plenty of talk about classes, class, and classiness this week!
Also:

- Not Every Moustached Man is Brian David Gilbert
- Hugh Can Dance
- Matthew's Pleasant ASMR Robot
- Watching Dad Shows
- Robot Insurance
And so much more!
This Week: We finish Chapter 1!
Next Week:  Golgollada Gallows
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Dragon Age II Part 7 - Low Effort Post21 Feb 202202:21:28

We wrap up Dragon Age 2 with a surprise: everyone finished the game! It's a BioWarey miracle! But who lived? Who died? What was this week's Hot Gaming News anyway?
Also:

- Walter Goblins
- Miss McPoogle
- Awkward Kissing Angles
- Some Language Infomercial I've Never Heard Of
- My Dock Is Dry, Baby
- Vanessa's Confusing Contest
This Week: We finish Dragon Age 2!
Next Week:  Defeating Milleuda (For Realsies)!


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Dragon Age II Part 6 - Square Roots Doghouse14 Feb 202202:17:46
Uh oh! Jim's in the dog house after a computer related episode eating. But we truck on with Episode 302: The Revenge! In it we look at the DLC for BioWare's Dragon Age 2. Also:

- Top Bottoms of the Tower
- Larry's Pandemic Haircut
- Janica's Blue Warden Team Makes it to Regionals
- Reacher's Floppy Hog
- Another thing Johnny pronounces wrong
- Beefy Boy Fountain
This Week: We finish the Felicia DayLC and Legacy!
Next Week:  We finish Dragon Age 2!
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Dragon Age II Part 5 - National Lampoon's Kirkwall Vacation07 Feb 202202:01:47
One mage with a challenge: lose it! One crazy week to make his sexy dream a reality. That's the 1980s sex comedy that is one part of one quest today as we cover the beginning of Act III in Dragon Age 2. Also:

- BioWare's Ominous Tilty Cam
- A 3D Puzzle Made of Meat
- Johnny Joins the PC Police
- A brief appearance by Carol Channing
- Far too much Hot Gaming News
This Week: We complete the Act 3 Companion Quests
Next Week:  We finish the Felicia DayLC and Legacy!
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Dragon Age II Part 4 - Vanessa's Stifleverse31 Jan 202202:20:02
THREE HUNDO EPISODES! Even though Jim is still on location this episode is chockablock with Jim related Sqaure Roots Trivia to celebrate this arbitrary milestone! In this episode Hawke's mom gets a new look, you take a quick trip to the Fade, Fenris the Wooby touches peoples hearts, and so much more! Also:

- Vanessa's Star Fox Shipping and Anthro Mating Rules
- Mother Loves Mister Castle
- Feynriel's Anxiety Dreams
- Jim Related Trivia Fest
- FRIDGE. THAT. MOM.
This Week: We finish Act II.
Next Week:  We complete the Act 3 Companion Quests and Felicia DayLC
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Dragon Age II Part 3 - An Apology to Sweden24 Jan 202201:39:33
In this chunker of BioWare's Dragon Age II we start with a heartfelt apology to Sweden. We promise to never again mention The Normal Chef. It's a two hander with Johnny trying his best to host as they tackle Varric's Tale. Also:

- The Hottest Hot Gaming News in a Decade
- Gum Songs
- Everyone's a Celebrity in England
- Aveline's Dating Skills
- Eluvian Repair Kits
- A Lot Of Stuff Happening, Also Nothing Happening

This Week: We complete The Long Road, Mirror Image, Dissent, Black Powder Courtesy, and Prime Suspect!
Next Week:  We finish Act II.
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In this chunker of BioWare's Dragon Age II we start with a heartfelt apology to Sweden. We promise to never again mention The Normal Chef. It's a two hander with Johnny trying his best to host as they tackle Varric's Tale. Also:

- The Hottest Hot Gaming News in a Decade
- Gum Songs
- Everyone's a Celebrity in England
- Aveline's Dating Skills
- Eluvian Repair Kits
- A Lot Of Stuff Happening, Also Nothing Happening

This Week: We complete The Long Road, Mirror Image, Dissent, Black Powder Courtesy, and Prime Suspect!
Next Week:  We finish Act II.


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Talkin' Age with Mark Darrah21 Jan 202200:50:20

Jim and Vanessa talk to Dragon Age II's executive producer, Mark Darrah on the creation of Dragon Age II as well as the state of the industry.


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Dragon Age II Part 2 - I'm A Deadus, I'm a Deadus17 Jan 202202:14:31

Get Deep Roads deep into Dragon Age II with us in this spelunking episode of Square Roots! We recruit Isabella, don't recruit the Qunari mage, and at least for one of us a party member dies! Also:

- I want sonic to help me put on underwear
- Vanessa's Felicia Day Beef and Felicia DayLC
- A 10 Minute Cullen Chat
- Croissandra With A Side of Sour Cream
- A man with some kind of gutters
- It Was Sassy Frassy

This Week: We complete the Deep Roads Expedition!
Next Week: We complete The Long Road, Mirror Image, Dissent, Black Powder Courtesy, and Prime Suspect


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Dragon Age II Part 1 - AKA Ted Donker10 Jan 202201:57:26
Everyone is here for the start of Dragon Age II, a game that is still widely available to play but figuring out how to get the DLC to work takes some doing. Still, has BioWare's divisive installment of Dragon Age improved with time? Or are its limits still as frustrating as ever? Who is Ted Donker? Find out the answers to these and much more on this week's Square Roots! Also: 

- Maybe Too Much Hot Gaming News?
- No One Knows What Ever Crisis Is
- I'm Here To Kill Chaos
- We Just Rag On Neelix For Like Ten Minutes
- Adam Scott Chat
- An Embarassment Of Floppy Haired Woobies For Vanessa

This Week: We recruit all five extra party members in Dragon Age II! Except Isabella!
Next Week: We complete the Deep Roads Expedition!


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Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 10 - The Michael Emmerson VR Experience27 May 202402:32:25

Square Roots - Episode 415
For once the game has some respect for you as you have to search for Dio and a stuffed robocat on this music-filled episode of Square Roots. Aerith drops her single, Jessie does interpretive dance, and Don Corneo's hype men bring early 90s bad TV commercial rapping realness.
Also:
- The Horse Heresy
- Blah Blah Blah Versus Crab Claws
- ...Beehicle?
- Motorboat Yon Tiddies
- Vanessa Tuba Heckles Wedge's Funeral
- Like Something On Modern Family
- Oh, Chadley's in this?
- Francis Ford Coppola Weird Dracula Levels Of Hot Armour
- No Fam, She Was Not Lit


This Week: Finish Chapter 12, A Golden Key!

Next Week:  Finish Chapter 13, Where Angels Fear To Tread!

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Square Roots New Year 2022 Extravaganza!03 Jan 202200:49:37

Hi! COVID wrecked our efforts to put out a Dragon Age II episode this week, but we do have a very special end of the year episode for you all to enjoy instead!

This Week: We celebrate the end of 2021!
Next Week: We recruit all five extra party members in Dragon Age II!


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Metal Gear Solid Part 2 - GFH: Glasses Floppy Hair29 Dec 202101:35:33

NOW WITH 90% LESS CHIPMUNK VOICES!

You probably saw this one coming: it's a two hander! Johnny and Matthew dig through the second disc of Metal Gear Solid, with Johnny finding it brisk and fun and poor Matthew feeling like it takes forever. But you've got some iconic boss fights, weird jokes, and completely reconstructed cut scenes between the original PlayStation version and the GameCube Twin Snakes. Also this episode:

- Muscle Milkers
- Metal Gear as Metroidvania
- Matthew Can't Handle The Master Miller Twist
- Gemome Soldiers
- Johnny Can't Stop Saying Les Enfants Terribles
- Two Games In A Row With A Shirtless Wrestling Match
- So Many Fake Outs
- This Game Is Twins and Liquid Is the Danny DeVito

This Week: We finish Metal Gear Solid!
Next Week: We recruit all five extra party members in Dragon Age II!


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Metal Gear Solid Part 1 - Those Legs Are Connected To A Butt20 Dec 202102:03:40

Sure, it's not an RPG, but Konami's Metal Gear Solid IS a classic. And on this special holiday season of Square Roots we venture with Snake to Alaska, pretty close to where Santa lives. We try to make sense of the metal gear lore, talk about neuropeptides like we know what they mean, and Vanessa writes in an analysis of Meryl's big acting scene.
Also this week:
- Trashing the PS Classic
- Twin Snakes Versus The Original
- Has Kojima Ever Talked To A Woman?
- Those Legs Are Connected To A Butt
- "Nanomachines"
- Boomer Tigersoft

This Week: We finish Disc 1!
Next Week: We finish Metal Gear Solid!


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