Sponsored by Burns, they are toasty.

The trainers stop back in Univerna to pick up some info before racing off to try the mountain pass while the weather holds. Along the way to the mountains they experience some calmer pokemon encounters, learning new things about how pokemon interact with each other. They also encounter the darker side of pokemon and do their best to help.

Sponsored by technical issues, we did not have any this time

The trainers wake up to the sounds of hoofs and find themselves in the middle of a race. Afterwards they make it to Univerna and quickly make new friends. They learn about some cool new pokemon that they had never seen, and a journey into the mushroom forest goes better than expected.

Sponsored by Mornings, they come early

The faster we go the faster we go, and if we go faster than we must go faster still. Other boats stand in the way of or victory and we must get them out of our way. The rats also grow and quickly become almost too powerful.

Sponsored by Auspicious Redistricting Exchange, your castle is in another castle

Our Atrocity of Exalts prepare to face off against Mithras. They evacuate London, expand the borders of their hell on Earth, and send Rowan on a mission to fetch them Stonehenge.

Sponsored by Pentex, the quaint 90s saturday morning cartoon villains that pale in comparison to what real life corporations have been up to

Our Atrocity of Exalts meets back up with End of Sadness at their favourite place - the 20 Fenchurch Street building. They discuss the weird magic that is in the air and confront Millie about what is her deal. Mithras’ grand plan and the location of his Reliquary are finally revealed. Everyone makes a pinky swear not to change their minds when they will inevitably confront him.

Sponsored by Left Behind, a Gary Stu fanfic for the christian in your life

Our Atrocity of Exalts enjoy their break in the aftermath of the great London rapture. Rowan checks out his new brewery, Layla gets Unlawful Carnal Acts back together, Rigel gives lectures in the Mars University of Doissetep, and End of Sadness realises they messed up somewhere…

Sponsored by Last Christmass, when giving organs was still trendy

Our Atrocity of Exalts celebrate their victory with their fellow Mages. End of Sadness gives everyone a parting gift as they are ready to get their Arc online, but not before giving their Circle a tour of The Hell of Other People.

Sponsored by the year 2022, trying too hard to outdo 2020

Our Atrocity of Exalts celebrates the new year the only way they know how - by fighting supernaturals and giving the Tower of London an acid wash.

Sponsored by Morbious, it’s morbin’ time!

Our Atrocity of Exalts finally come around to dealing with their Nephandi problem, but not before they do a quick tour of the Tower of London. Rowan meets a few of his friends from this and the other dimension.

Sponsored by Roads, some are better than others.

Description: Well boat travel was super safe. So how about we try cars.

In this game we use a house ruled version of the Wildsea system. Austin plays the Firefly, Bev plays Willow, Dylan plays Netto, Ian plays Rocky, and Jonathan plays Ben.

Sponsored by London Man Van, vans for your mans

Our Atrocity of Exalts does an eviction on a new Tremere Chantry they acquired and runs into a few surprises along the way. They get their moving van loaded up with all their ill gotten gains of books and magical artefacts and decide to drive it to Mars.

Sponsored by Traveling, are we there yet?

Description: We go on a fun boat ride.

In this game we use a house ruled version of the Wildsea system. Austin plays the Firefly, Bev plays Willow, Dylan plays Netto, Ian plays Rocky, and Jonathan plays Ben.

Sponsored by houses, the first demons humanity bound

Our Atrocity of Exalts decides to interrogate some prisoners in the Don’t Close Your Eyes Room. Xavier spills the beans as to why he has it out for Rigel and his parents, rats out Mithras couriers and gets a quest from End of Sadness. Lydia explains why she got herself involved with the leeches.

Sponsored by Spelling, we don’t do that here

The race continues and other racers start to get in our way. Will it be neck and neck or will it be neck and headless racer. We also find time to tell an old story while the waves race by.

Sponsored by cyborgs, turns out they are just Mages that are way into cyberpunk…

Our Atrocity of Exalts deal with time cops. But as they are sovereign citizens, things don’t go well. Layla goes to rescue her friend Patty and to explain to her all the supernatural stuff that she’s about to have to get to terms with quickly.

Sponsored by the bootstrap paradox, best avoid infinite recursions

Our Atrocity of Exalts deal with the aftermath of the Gamma Cave raid. Vampires are called in to prostrate themselves. But before the dust settles our Atrocity starts cooking a decoy clone and their time heist to save Patty is officially underway!

Sponsored by Oceans, water but salty.

Description: We fix a boat.

Sponsored by Mage Wonder Crafting, a perfectly balanced system even when you remove all limitations, trust me!

Our Atrocity of Exalts gives Owl an intervention when Rowan meets his better half. End of Sadness prepares to launch their Arc project when Typhon is rudely interrupted. Just as Layla opens up to Rigel about her tragic backstory they have to go to rescue their friend and cultists from a raid.

Sponsored by Places, it’s where you go.

Description: We find a tunnel and think it is smart to go inside.

In this game we use a house ruled version of the Wildsea system. Austin plays the Firefly, Bev plays Willow, Dylan plays Netto, Ian plays Rocky, and Jonathan plays Ben.

Sponsored by Organization XIII’s Round Room, a perfect place to nort a boy

Our Atrocity of Exalts are back in London but now they have to contend with some multiverse crossover as one of them turns into a Getimian. They investigate an incursion of Spring-heeled Jacks and check out Rowan’s new hanging spot.

Sponsored by Directions, we take them.

Description: We take a detour and find FUNgus.

In this game we use a house ruled version of the Wildsea system. Austin plays the Firefly, Bev plays Willow, Dylan plays Netto, Ian plays Rocky, and Jonathan plays Ben.

Sponsored by A Wrinkle in Time, not for old men

Our Atrocity of Exalts and a 90s angel fight cyborgs, werewolves and mages in their quest in the Hollow Earth back in the past to stop nazis from killing the Dragon Kings and ascending into heaven on a rocket ziggurat! Just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder, it just keeps going. It’s time to set things right, purge the evil from the land and help a friend get back home. There’s just one wrinkle to contend with…

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Sponsored by Houses, some are found in trees.

We find snacks and all is good.

In this game we use a house ruled version of the Wildsea system. Austin plays the Firefly, Bev plays Willow, Dylan plays Netto, Ian plays Rocky, and Jonathan plays Ben.

Sponsored by The Hell of Boiling Oil, a good way to dispose of a nazi

Our Atrocity of Exalts continue their quest in the Hollow Earth back in the past to stop nazis from killing the Dragon Kings and ascending into heaven on a rocket ziggurat! This isn’t a sentence we thought we’d be saying when we started this game, but here we are! The fight starts with a sizzle of acid and escalates from there!

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Sponsored by Messes, they are sticky

The race begins and we speed away. Don’t blink or you will surely miss us. This is a five episode mini series we recorded over a two day hangout.

Sponsored by Growth, it is something pants do.

Description: A young group of teens learn the world is ending/restarting? In our standalone prequel to our Wildsea Leaves in The Jungle campaign we play a group of teens surviving the start of the Verdancy. With Austin as our Firefly and fun animal companions to protect us we push the Wildwords system in odd ways while having tons of fun.

In this game we use a house ruled version of the Wildsea system. Austin plays the Firefly, Bev plays Willow, Dylan plays Netto, Ian plays Rocky, and Jonathan plays Ben.

Sponsored by Journey to the Centre of the Earth, which would be cooler if it featured more Exalts!

Our Atrocity of Exalts are on their quest in the Hollow Earth to go back in time to stop nazis from killing the Dragon Kings! They seek out a bunker with a time portal that will take them back to 1942, where they can assemble an army of fomori velociraptors and assault the nazis before they can complete their plan!

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Sponsored by Four Loko, why didn’t anyone warn John Chambers about it?

Our Atrocity of Exalts are beseech by their Sidereal mentor. Only they are bad enough dudes to go into the Hollow Earth and save the dinosaur people that live there! With the help of slightly drunk and highly caffeinated Owl Spirit, an old-timey Etherite scientist and safari helmets they set out on their adventure!

But before the dinosaur people will accept their help, Rowan has to fight to the death with their champion! Will he get a cool new skin to wear as a Lunar, or will Sam get to make a new character? Either way, a cool dinosaur will join the party!

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Sponsored by Bigger Anner, the Bigger Luke of Anners

Our Atrocity of Exalts decides to celebrate Halloween by going to the Highgate Cemetery and meeting with the resident undead - the Camarilla and Anarchs of London. Rigel upstages everyone by presenting a lovely gift. Vampires and Exalts mingle in this Elysium mixer, and some secrets get uncovered.

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Sponsored by Strobe Looning, all the cool kids are doing it, why aren’t you?

The other half of our Atrocity of Exalts gets to have their adventures. Rowan delivers his gifts to the Owl Spirit, while Layla confronts her tormentor, Andrew Parker.

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Sponsored by time travel plots, they will always teach you a lesson

Our Atrocity of Exalts is a little lighter today, so they decide to do a pub crawl with the cool kids of London - the local Mages. As they do, they hatch a plan to do a time heist to save Layla’s best friend. But first, they need to test their theories! Time for some smooth jazz time travel!

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Sponsored by initiative rolls, turns out doing them diligently is important!

Our Atrocity of Exalts decides to have a cool fight with some vampires in a temple. It goes badly for one of the groups, can you guess which?

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Sponsored by revenge, would you like some?

A ticking time bomb! Our rebels set out to confront Steelhead on a ringworld station that will soon be obliterated by a supernova. Can they stop him and escape in time? Will they have the strength to stop General Skywalker as well? Can Void keep his dark instincts in check before they get everyone killed? Find out who lives and who dies in this final episode of Spiders and Snakes!

Sponsored by Followers of Set, if you’re looking for bad vampires to punch, you came to the right place

Our Atrocity of Exalts gets educated on the matters of Mages, pumps a vampire for juicy vampire gossip, and End of Sadness decides to enforce their trademarked symbol some Setites thousands of years ago decided to infringe on the copyright of today.

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Sponsored by Kyber Crystals, because explaining how magic swords work is very important

Slave mines! Our rebels set out to save as many people as they can from the tomb world of Jedha. They confront Tora only to find out how fragile the Spiders and Snakes Alliance really is. What does Skywalker need all of those Kyber Crystals for?

Sponsored by Comcast Xfinity, it's not the best choice, it's the only choice!

Our adventure came to an early end due to the Exalted Demake combat engine so far being a bit out of tune. We discuss what problems we faced and brainstorm some possible fixes for what we’ve experienced. Once the system gets another balance pass we will probably come back to this game, but for now, that’s all from our Atrocity of Exalted guinea pigs!

Sponsored by 20 Fenchurch Street building, London’s prototype Archimedes’ Heat Ray

Our Atrocity of Exalts has to deal with shadows from Rowan’s past, as his former boss, Miss Felicity Butler, turns out to be still after him and a Nephandi to boot. Now it’s up to them to stop her evil rituals from making London a shittier place than it currently is.

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Sponsored by Rogue One, where did the opening crawl go?

A cracked planet! Our rebels make their way to the Jedha System only to find it was mutilated by the Empire. Will they find any survivors? What dangers lurk on the surface? And what exactly does Spiders and Snakes Alliance want from this tomb world?

Sponsored by Museum of London, featuring only a significant amount of stolen artefacts

Our Atrocity of Exalts decide to spend a night at the museum, but instead of it being like the movie, it unfortunately involves a lot less somewhat alive dinosaurs and a lot more supernaturals trying to steal things, only some of them being our players.

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Sponsored by Redline, because live action is too slow

Off to the races! Our rebels will need to compete in a Life Day Death Race to secure their rights to Maul’s belongings on the Kleptocratic Utopia of Nar Shaddaa. Do they have the need for speed? Will they go fast enough to defeat Racer X? How many racers will survive the Death Race? Let’s find out!

Sponsored by Club Aquarium, come for the drinks, stay for the pool smell and everything that comes with it

Our Atrocity of Exalts is back in London and they are up to no good. Rowan meets his friend the Owl Spirit. Layla looks for her nemesis, Andrew Parker. End of Sadness grows their cult. Rigel talks with his parents. Then they work together to find the perfect gift for a friend. It would be wholesome if it didn’t involve Four Loko…

Sponsored by Fallout 2, because caps are a silly idea

Playing god! Our rebels explore the various project Kamino scientists have to offer. They learn of a group of Mandalorians being harvested for their biological distinctiveness. They have to once again confront the Despot of Mandalore!

Sponsored by Boleskine House, it has seen some things

Our Atrocity of Exalts goes on a field trip to Loch Ness because they just need to know if Nessie is real. They also decide to investigate the area’s other notable legend, that of a famed occultist - Aleister Crowley.

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Sponsored by Werewolves Of London, the first thing that comes to mind when you think oWoD in London

Welcome to our next game of Exalted vs World of Darkness. The game takes place in London, 2021 (we ignore the pandemic issues entirely just FYI), where an Atrocity (mixed group) of Exalts have converged and are about to impose themselves on the supernaturals of the city and beyond.

You can read the backstory short fiction of Layla over at https://www.patreon.com/posts/city-of-bull-god-63945085 , and learn why Toreadors are not the foppish pushovers everyone makes them out to be.

This game is a collaboration between A Pair of Dice Lost and Sponsored by Nobody. You can find our podcasts at https://apairofdicelost.podbean.com/ and https://sponsoredbynobody.podbean.com/ . You can find Exalted vs World of Darkness Revised over at https://holdenshearer.wordpress.com/2021/10/26/exalted-vs-world-of-darkness-revised/ .

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Sponsored by the slum world of Kamino, going downhill since the end of the Clone Wars

Balance upset! The five person triad is out of orders and emotions flare! Our rebels decide to capitalise on this disunity by visiting the once great world of Kamino to meet with its ruling families and secure a Republic-era project.

Sponsored by de-aging software - because re-casting actors would just confuse the weak-minded

Crime lords! Our rebels seek out a desperate alliance with the Hutts. To secure it, they will have to defeat their nemesis… in a Laser Tag Death Arena! Will they find the missing huttling? What does Maul need demon blood for? What exactly is the Orange Fermented Fizzy Drink made out of? And what is the Starkiller Project? Tune in to this episode of Spiders and Snakes to find out!

Sponsored by phlogiston, the fire essence of oil.

Our Atrocity of Exalted guinea pigs take a break from being murderhobos and decide to investigate the source of cheap wagyu steaks and lobster rolls. Will they find out if one person can really eat all he can eat? They also investigate the source of a miracle drug that has been hitting the streets and keeping everyone hooked on being healthy and full of energy. Will they stop such cheap and affordable medicine from being available to the public? Let’s find out!

Sponsored by Mr X, he will give it to you

Unlikely allies! Our rebels are on the lookout for a Clone Wars veteran strategist as they run into the Spider and Snake alliance gathering Mandalorians as slaves. What is the despot of Mandalore looking for? Will the rebels be able to save everyone?

Sponsored by Carbon-Freezing, a cool trick that got copied so many times…

Monsters in the deep! Our rebels are stuck in an icy tomb. What awful creatures will they disturb in hopes of getting it out of this planet?

Sponsored by Wampas, the bigger Furlings

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Frozen tombs! Our rebels get debriefed on the sorry state their insurgency is in before venturing into the frozen wastelands of Hoth in search of ships and Mandalorian allies. What they find, however, are dark forces of the Spider and Snake alliance!