Explorez tous les épisodes du podcast Smack Talk City
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| The Sheep Never Met the Lion & Dan’s Great Puberty | 29 May 2026 | 01:27:17 | |
This week on Smack Talk City, we uncover the greatest act of podcast theft since someone first put two microphones in front of two idiots and called it content. Apparently Joe and James from Fact Up have taken one look at our carefully crafted format, unplanned waffle, half-remembered facts, questionable animal knowledge, occasional Office references and the general sense that nobody knows where any of this is going, and decided to build a whole podcast around it. Rude, frankly. We’re not angry. We’re just disappointed. Once we’ve dealt with the obvious intellectual property crime, we get into Britain’s inability to cope with any weather that isn’t mildly disappointing, Southwest Trains turning a short journey into a hostage situation, dogs with poor communication skills, school proms, leavers books, and the profound mystery of whether fish actually like to swim or are simply trapped by biology. There’s also a deep philosophical dismantling of the classic “lion doesn’t concern itself with the opinions of sheep” quote, mainly because we’re not convinced the sheep ever met the lion in the first place. Then, naturally, we end up reminiscing about school, cheap beer, playground swings, and Dan’s frankly unfair puberty. Also featuring: sweaty trains, trash swans, bunk light bills, Steve barking, and the brutal truth that some people simply win puberty harder than others. Warning: Contains sausages, swearing, nostalgia, and absolutely no measurable personal development. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Pie-Identical and Presidential | 17 Apr 2026 | 01:05:58 | |
This episode of Smack Talk City serves up pies, whisky, political insanity, weird stories, and the usual sideways descent into absolute nonsense. From Trump to wild boar encounters to the philosophy of sausages in bread, very little is sacred and even less stays on topic. Where are wild boar being sausagefied? Do let us know!! #getamongstthemeat | |||
| A Vampire Came to Tea in a Nob Rocket | 18 Apr 2025 | 01:14:27 | |
Vampires, do you invite them in or do you say no thanks. A bit like a Jehovah witness that only works at night. In this weeks episode we discuss the benefits and non benefits of inviting a vampire into your home. Would you choose immortality knowing there's no going back or would you choose garlic bread to keep them at bay. Also Jeff Bezos is charging £500k for a ride in his nob rocket. Worth the money or not? And are you an astronaut if you take a ride in this thing? STC #thunercock1 #getamongstthemeat #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Where Ancient Curses Meet Modern Madnes - Yer bunch of Fopdoodles | 28 Mar 2025 | 01:10:39 | |
From Sumerian insults to claimed psychic and telekinetic ninja abilities and the questionable hygiene of eye-pissing toxin relief, Smack Talk City dives headfirst into the weirdest corners of history and fantasy. Prepare for laughter, bewilderment, and maybe a little existential dread. #getamongstthemeat #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Vaginal Fizz & The Fermi Paradox | 14 Mar 2025 | 01:19:07 | |
Tonight we discuss how far has the human race actually come. Some believe in shakra stones, crystal skulls and the power to heal with zero touch. Others believe this is BS, where do we sit? And could we be looking in the wrong place for alien life or maybe they just don't want to come down here. Oh and have Viennetta ice creams gotten smaller? Welcome to Smack Talk City #getamoungstthemeat #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Shag / Marry / Cruse | 31 Jan 2025 | 00:54:13 | |
In this episode James puts Leo in an uncomfortable position, not force fed leaves over sausage, but three ladies from very mixed backgrounds, very different looks and differing ages. One, he has to have a night of passion with, the next he has to put a ring on her finger and the last he has to spend a whole year at sea on a cruse. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Don't Share Your Chicken With a Dwarf in Nandos | 03 Jan 2025 | 01:06:33 | |
We're Back for the New Year, sorry. Brace yourself for an unfiltered, no-holds-barred episode where we dive into the bizarre, the hilarious, and the downright questionable. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Biscuit Heroes you Celebrate | 13 Dec 2024 | 01:20:14 | |
We're back with another round of biscuits and delve deeper into the best Christmas chocolate. Its Heros vs Celebrations, but what would you keep, what's being thrown back in the sea and what would you change. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| The Best Spy Animals | 15 Nov 2024 | 00:51:36 | |
Eventually we get to the subject of the podcast but not before we discuss some UFOs sucking off farmers, biscuit of the week and drop in the usual Partridge references, 12" plate #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Swerve Kanga and Skank Vage | 04 Nov 2024 | 01:08:09 | |
In this weeks episode we discuss the worst stationary, Jesus crackers that turn into beef jerky and play countdown. And Leo pitches the Chicken F%&ker 5000 in Dragons Den. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Battle of the Biscuits | 25 Oct 2024 | 01:12:42 | |
We're back, so grab a cup of tea, coffee or your favourite beverage and be prepared to listen to two guys put the world of biscuits to rights in this epicode of Smack Talk City. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Random Ramblings for an Hour | 20 Sep 2024 | 01:03:12 | |
No fixed topic this week, just the ramblings of two middle aged fools talking random goings on throughout the week. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| The Manosphere Has Never Seen Rocky IV | 20 Mar 2026 | 01:11:26 | |
We wandered bravely into the strange digital wilderness of the manosphere, incels, and looksmaxxers and reached one simple conclusion: These lads have clearly never seen Rocky IV. Because if they had, they’d know the answer isn’t jawline analytics, fake alpha posturing, or spending six hours a day discussing “male value” on the internet. The answer is simple: We also tackled one of the most important self-defence theories of modern times: Can a fight be ended instantly by getting naked? This led us to the creation of a brand-new combat principle: A shocking, confusing, psychologically devastating tactic designed to leave your opponent thinking, So if you enjoy chaos, bad logic, accidental philosophy, mockery of internet masculinity, and two grown men seriously discussing nudity as a viable combat de-escalation strategy, this one’s for you. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Love is Blind and Sasquatch Hunting | 14 Sep 2024 | 01:22:55 | |
In this weeks episode we break down and discuss the Netflix phenomenon of love is blind. Have we connected on the next level or do you want to hunting sasquatch in the woods? #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Six Bottles of Blood and Blind Date Auditions | 03 Sep 2024 | 01:14:28 | |
In this episode Leo recalls his tale of getting stabbed and drained by the health practitioner. And we discuss what a phone audition for Blind Date would look like #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Captain White Bread and the Cat Litter Tray | 27 Aug 2024 | 01:12:00 | |
In this episode we discuss we discuss Captain White Bread who refused one of our hosts entry into the RAF intelligence core. And how to deal with a non Buck Rogers toilet that has the flush power of a leaky tap. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| No One Wants to Wipe The Honey Monsters Arse | 15 Jul 2024 | 01:00:54 | |
As per usual we're back for another week of total pointless chat fuelled by whiskey and not much between the ears. Everything from the retirement home for cereal charters of years gone by to does Leo butcher butcher choke out deer after taking their photo. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Is STC Worse Than Love Island? | 04 Jul 2024 | 00:47:25 | |
We've been busy and away for a while but here's a question. What's worse Love Island or this podcast? No vote, but we'll let you decide. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Cockart and Selling to Bill Buttlicker | 27 May 2024 | 01:02:58 | |
Our podcasting can only be described as getting worse. Listen or don't but be aware if you do you're not getting that time back. In this weeks episode we are trying our best to contain our excitement before our trip mountain bike to Wales. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Mazdas and Worst Inventions in History | 27 May 2024 | 01:14:33 | |
Strap in, sit back and prepare for another venture into the world of Smack Talk City. We tried to have a subject but honestly this was more random discussion than actual deep discussion around a particular subject. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Coffee, Bat Nipples and Five Minute Hollywood Blockbusters | 15 May 2024 | 00:57:52 | |
In this weeks episode we discuss our love for all things coffee and how the Aeropress is awesome and how we had to turn George Clooney away from our crew here at STC. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Horror Movie Fighting and Survival Tips.......... Kind Of | 08 May 2024 | 01:06:17 | |
In this weeks episode we ramble about our usual weekly goings on and delve into the world of horror films. How would you fight or deal with an antagonist such as Freddie Krueger or Chucky? #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Area 51 Man in a Monkey Mask | 25 Apr 2024 | 01:07:27 | |
This week we delve into the reasons behind the shroud of mystery behind Area 51. Is it magical metal shapeshifting objects with dwarfs found at a crash site or was this simply a top security area for American aircraft testing away from the eyes of the Soviets? #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Caveman Sausages on Subscription | 06 Feb 2026 | 01:08:07 | |
Back for 2026 like a rash you can't get rid of This week we delve into illness that doesn't exist and how the future is shaping up with new technology that fixes no problems people have ever said they have Strangely no vegans were harmed during this episode
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| Conspiracy Therories PT2 - The Kennedy Assassination | 10 Apr 2024 | 01:18:38 | |
On the 22nd of November 1963 in president John F. Kennedy was assassinated while visiting Dallas Texas. In this episode we discuss some of the outlandish and some of the not so ludicrous theories as to who was responsible for the shooting of the American president. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Conspiracy Theories PT1 | 03 Apr 2024 | 01:12:36 | |
This week we delve into the possibility of life on other planets, submarines responsible for ship sinkings before they were invented and is Bruce Lee really dead? #getamongstthemeat | |||
| She's Single, Burn Her | 15 Mar 2024 | 01:12:16 | |
Are you tired of the mundane 9-to-5 grind? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a touch of the supernatural in your work life? Look no further! The office of the Witch Finder General is hiring, and we want YOU to join our spirited team! #getamongstthemeat | |||
| The Worst Way To Go | 08 Mar 2024 | 01:19:50 | |
The loose topic in this weeks random conversational adventure is the worst ways to die. As usual we go down random rabbit holes and off topic with this pointless podcast. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Purging with Simon and Tony | 01 Mar 2024 | 01:21:53 | |
This week we debate the best animal companion to have if the purge were to come into affect. What beasty is best to keep the attackers at bay while being your life long buddy #STC #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Room 101 | 24 Feb 2024 | 01:18:05 | |
In this weeks episode we debate the items we're throwing into room 101. As per usual expect the uneducated opinions of two fools who know no better #STC #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Polar Bear Yo Sushi and RIP Carl Weathers | 17 Feb 2024 | 01:26:27 | |
This week we delve into some weird news stories on the internet. Everything from uncle Chen the marathon smoker to the man who fell into a 40 metre hole in his kitchen. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Wizards, Psychics and Negotiators......... Useless in a Traitors Round Table | 09 Feb 2024 | 01:13:40 | |
In this episode we catch up on our usual weekly activities as well as discussing the second season of UK Traitors. If you haven't seen it and still want to know the outcome, spoiler alert we reveal the results. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Your Country Needs You | 02 Feb 2024 | 01:12:39 | |
With the threat of Russia looking to potentially invade a Nato country we delve into the possibility of conscription. Will the snowflakes of todays country be able to handle a stint in the military? #getamongstthemeat | |||
| 2 Scoops and Bears in Space | 26 Jan 2024 | 01:10:38 | |
This week we celebrate the return of Gladiators to tv but the question on everyones mind is, where is Wesley 2 Scoops Berry? #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Spider Erections and the Sausage Dentist | 31 Oct 2025 | 01:00:46 | |
In this week episode we're landing on Halloween. We discuss the best creatures around during Halloween. Camo skeletons, wandering spiders who love a bit of man meat or vampires that are miserable and sparkle in the sunlight. Happy Halloween, trick a vegan with a chicken bite for us this year and we'll send you a STC mug
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| Rum Drunk and Lost in Tesco | 19 Jan 2024 | 01:17:58 | |
One of us is sober and drinking tea, the other has been on the sauce and is running on fumes. As per usual expect the usual pointless conversation on topics such as Tesco workers who lack hygiene to losing your family in the supermarket while hunting down the pauperdoms. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Dating Advise - Meating in the Middle? | 12 Jan 2024 | 01:03:55 | |
In this episode we discuss some dating dilemmas, our advise in what you should and shouldn't do and Leos dating horror story. Plus the usual trash talking we come out with week on week. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Stroking an Anti Tank Mine and a Drive By Gone Wrong | 05 Jan 2024 | 01:11:00 | |
We're back for a new year to talk about all the things we did over the festive period, the over indulgence, the gifts and the present my dog gave me on Boxing Day. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Chris Rocks Christmas Hand Job on Friday | 24 Dec 2023 | 01:19:39 | |
Its Christmas and what better way to spend it than to listen to us whilst travelling to your grandparents or favourite auntie to retrieve your Christmas goodies. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Liquid Meat, Hot Swollen Badgers and Bikes | 23 Dec 2023 | 01:45:04 | |
We're like the fly that you can't seem to quite swot or the accident claim hotline that keeps calling your mobile that won't f**k off. In this episode we have our usual catch up on the weeks activities followed by a mountain bike trip down memory lane. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Three Pints and Kitt the Jungle Truck | 15 Dec 2023 | 01:02:50 | |
This week we kick off with a walk down memory lane reminiscing on days gone by when PS1 games were, and still are, ace and we didn't have a care in the world. Followed by three tales where Leo tries to slip the truth past James. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Gravity Sandwiches And A Gravy Surprise | 08 Dec 2023 | 01:08:52 | |
We're having another round of pork pie spotting as James tests Leo on his stories. Some are true, some are false but all are weird. There's also an Advert from this weeks sponsor Navy Gravy and a chat about The League Of Sausage Elders. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| The Truth is Out There...............Somewhere | 01 Dec 2023 | 01:04:26 | |
In this weeks episode James tries to convince Leo of three differing subjects each with three related facts, only one of which is factually correct. Can Leo see past the bluster and fiction spun to him in a way only designed to throw him of the scent of the truth? Or will he make it past the BS to make it to the known? #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Chat GBT Top Trumps | 24 Nov 2023 | 01:11:17 | |
This week we delved into the world of AI to build us the ultimate most useless pack of top trump heros. As usual expect us to go off piste and down rabbit holes with our take on usual pointless conversation from Val Kilmers vocal cords to martial artists cooking up chee balls. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Blob-squatch, invisible dogs and Nessie's in-laws | 17 Nov 2023 | 01:18:50 | |
Finally some solid evidence that blurry blobs exist! #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Bloodsport, Bonfires & Bad Ideas | 18 Sep 2025 | 00:56:43 | |
ames and Leo take a swing at the tall tales of Frank Dux — the so-called underground fighter who supposedly racked up 56 knockouts in three days, kicked at 72mph, and trained with a master no one can prove even existed. Was he a martial arts legend… or just the greatest bullshitter since crop circles? From tearing apart Bloodsport’s “true story” claims to imagining Dux karate-kicking wheat into alien patterns, the lads go full throttle on nonsense. Along the way they spiral into Chuck Norris jeans, IKEA body-hiding strategies, serial killer bonfires and spunk-blocked drains. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Take Your Pick | 10 Nov 2023 | 01:04:23 | |
We're back and this week we discuss the choice you're going to make given two options. Some are gonna be tame and an easy to decide, others are going to require deeper thought and having to chose the lesser of two evils. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Got The Runs! | 03 Nov 2023 | 01:19:56 | |
Join us this week on a journey across the country. Get your wigs and charity shop dresses ready as we run away from a helicopter and make Vlad the Impaler cry. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Fingerlongers and Crotchless Bee Suits | 27 Oct 2023 | 01:07:04 | |
This week we delve into the world of the some of the worst inventions we could find online. From the down right useless, utterly ridiculous and completely pointless, aside from the Fingerlonger because you could point with this, kind of, so it doesn't fall under the category of pointless. #getamongstthemeat | |||
| Agony Uncles | 20 Oct 2023 | 01:00:40 | |
Agony aunts and uncles can try and help people figure out their problems, consider their options, point them to places that might help them further, discuss potential solutions. However, not everyone will be in a place where they are ready to hear this advice and not every agony uncle has any experience or expertise to offer sound advise. #getamongstthemeat | |||