In this episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel try to keep their sanity discussing the AFI top 100 film from 2002 Master of Disguise. A movie where Dana Carvey plays a spy? And there's lots of fart jokes...and I can't take it anymore.

During the discussion your hosts struggle to find meaning and good in the world while talking about fart jokes, terrible impressions, non-sensical editing, and lose their damn minds. Listen and enjoy their misery as they go through each subject no matter what.

0:00:00 - Intro

0:16:12 - Master of Disguise backstory

0:18:00 - Master of Disguise walkthrough

0:50:35 - Do they know what they're doing?

1:25:10 - Turtle Club

1:43:43 - Reaching a breaking point

2:10:31 - Shelf Life Verdict

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Hello, Shelf Life podcast listener. On today's episode if you choose to accept it is Kevin and Rachel discussing the first of the reboot of what became a long running spy movie series with 1996's Mission: Impossible. A movie where Tom Cruise runs around a lot and does campy spy stuff.

During the episode your hosts discuss inappropriate work relationships, incompetent spy organizations, physical media storage, and what happens if they don't accept the mission? Listen and enjoy to find out if Mission: Impossible has shelf life.

0:00:00 - Intro

0:08:40 - Mission Impossible backstory

0:20:00 - Mission Impossible walkthrough

1:20:08 - A dinner at Dr. No's Sushi restaurant

1:58:40 - Hunt on the run

2:09:05 - The NOC heist

2:43:50 - The speed train

3:07:50 - Shelf Life Verdict

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It's re-run season at Shelf Life. In this Short Cut episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel review one of the greatest matches of all time at one of the blandest shows of all time with Bret Hitman Hart vs Stone Cold Steve Austin in the fabled I Quit match from Wrestlemania XIII.

For the full episode on Wrestlemania XIII see Volume 5 episode 17.

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A quick little intro episode of Shelf Life to give a bit of background on how your cohosts will be covering this much maligned genre of pop culture and how they came to be fans of the squared circle. They'll discuss why wrestling, when wrestling, and what wrestling in this short bonus before they hop into the Royal Rumble.

If you're hesitant or not sure about the genre, give it a listen before heading into the walkthrough of the Rumble or future wrestling episodes.

In the first episode in Volume 2 of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel discuss Jerry Zucker’s paranormal romance thriller Ghost from 1990. A movie where Patrick Swayze gets revenge for his murder disguised as a romance. 

During the show, your hosts discuss attractive jobs, pottery, culinary selections for a funeral, and sing poorly. Listen and enjoy to find out if Ghost has shelf life. 

0:00:00 - Start of podcast

0:10:31 - Ghost backstory

0:34:16 - Ghost walkthrough

3:09:13 - Shelf life verdict

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Your podcast hosts have been hard at work getting ready for the next Shelf Life episodes. Oh yes, that’s right…We’re BACK! This next season of Shelf Life will have thrills, chills, spills, moonsaults, lots of knife play, will they won’t they tension, foul language, paranormal revenge, and we will be grabbing for those golden rings all through the journey. See subjects to be covered below.

Shelf Life Volume 2 Subjects:

• Ghost (1990)
• The Royal Rumble (1997)
• The Office Season 1 (2005)
• Superman (1978)
• Congo (1995)
• Sonic the Hedgehog 1 & 2 (1991 & 1992)
• South Park Season 1 Part 1 (1997)
• The Outsiders (1983)
• And the MAIN EVENT…Halloween (1978)

Make sure to collect all the Shelf Life episodes in Volume 2 coming to you soon!

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We're back! And to kick it off we have the trailer for Shelf Life Volume 2! Get a small taste of what is in store this season on Shelf Life.

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It's that time of year! Grab a more environmentally friendly milk or nut juice and your favorite cereal because we are innovating once again with the 1st Annual Shelf Life Munch Madness Tournament. That's right folks, we are getting into the tourney spirit with a twist.

Kevin and Rachel pit food brands flavors or styles against each other to crown the annual Munch Madness Champion. In this inaugural tournament, they look to crown the breakfast cereal champion with 24 different cereals vying for the title. So fill out those brackets and enjoy this special episode of Shelf Life.

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On this special bonus episode of Shelf Life, Kevin makes Rachel guess what the Phantom Menace characters role in the movie was by name.

Just having a little fun with it and decided to post as a special for Season 1 of Shelf Life. You can find all of the first season of Shelf Life wherever you found this or wherever podcasts are available.

If you enjoy, let us know and we can try to have a little something once in a while for each volume along the way.

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In this Short Cut episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel talk about the 13th episode of The Simpsons - Some Enchanted Evening. They also rank the first season's episodes.

During this part of the full episode, your hosts discuss the infamous background of this episode, Unsolved Mysteries, and how to take down a babysitter bandit.

For the entire episode from the first season, see Shelf Life Season 1 Episode 9, The Simpsons Season 1 Part 4. Two episodes of The Simpsons are covered.

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In this Short Cut episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel talk about the 12th episode of The Simpsons - Krusty Gets Busted. They also rank the first season's episodes.

During this part of the full episode, your hosts discuss cancel culture, celebrity worship, and solving mysteries.

For the entire episode from the first season, see Shelf Life Season 1 Episode 9, The Simpsons Season 1 Part 4. Two episodes of The Simpsons are covered.

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In this Short Cut episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel talk about the 11th episode of The Simpsons - Crepes of Wrath. They also rank the first season's episodes.

During this part of the full episode, your hosts discuss French art, Albanian history, and American freedom of choice.

For the entire episode from the first season, see Shelf Life Season 1 Episode 9, The Simpsons Season 1 Part 3. Three episodes of The Simpsons are covered.

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In this Short Cut episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel talk about the 10th episode of The Simpsons - Homer's Night Out. 

During this part of the full episode, your hosts discuss comic book insert purchases, stag parties, and get into a debate about kicking spouses out of the house.

For the entire episode from the first season, see Shelf Life Season 1 Episode 9, The Simpsons Season 1 Part 3. Three episodes of The Simpsons are covered.

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It's re-run season at Shelf Life. In this Short Cut episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel discuss the tenth episode of series 1 of Doctor Who, The Doctor Dances. The conclusion to the epic 2 parter of the Doctor and Rose's adventure in WWII.

For the full walkthrough of Dr Who series 1, check the back catalog it is all over the place starting in Volume 3 and going through Volume 5.

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In this Short Cut episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel talk about the 9th episode of The Simpsons - Life on the Fast Lane. 

During this part of the full episode, your hosts discuss onion rings, singing wait staff, and bowling trophies.

For the entire episode from the first season, see Shelf Life Season 1 Episode 9, The Simpsons Season 1 Part 3. Three episodes of The Simpsons are covered.

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In this Short Cut episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel talk about the 5th episode of Seinfeld - The Stock Tip. They also rank the season 1 episodes. 

During this part of the full episode, your hosts discuss picking pets over love interests, Superman, and go on a tangent about people talking at the movies.

For the entire episode from the first season, see Shelf Life Season 1 Episode 7, Seinfeld Season 1 Part 2. Three episodes of Seinfeld are covered.

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In this Short Cut episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel talk about the 4th episode of Seinfeld - The Robbery.

During this part of the full episode, your hosts discuss the social contracts of offering stuff, proper coin flipping procedure, and choose for it.

For the entire episode from the first season, see Shelf Life Season 1 Episode 7, Seinfeld Season 1 Part 2. Three episodes of Seinfeld are covered.

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In this Short Cut episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel talk about the 3rd episode of Seinfeld - The Stake Out.

During this part of the full episode, your hosts discuss architecture, going to a birthday party without a gift, and play a game of Scrabble.

For the entire episode from the first season, see Shelf Life Season 1 Episode 7, Seinfeld Season 1 Part 2. Three episodes of Seinfeld are covered.

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In this Short Cut episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel talk about the 2nd episode of Seinfeld - Male Unbonding

During this part of the full episode, your hosts discuss plutonic breakups, turkey rolls, and going somewhere if they don't have to talk.

For the entire episode from the first season, see Shelf Life Season 1 Episode 7, Seinfeld Season 1 Part 1. Two episodes of Seinfeld are covered.

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In this Short Cut episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel talk about the first episode of Seinfeld - The Seinfeld Chronicles

During this part of the full episode, your hosts discuss picking up signals, handshakes, and making sandwiches at midnight.

For the entire episode from the first season, see Shelf Life Season 1 Episode 7, Seinfeld Season 1 Part 1. Two episodes of Seinfeld are covered.

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In this Short Cut episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel talk about the history of and their background with Seinfeld.

For the entire episode from the first season, see Shelf Life Season 1 Episode 7, Seinfeld Season 1 Part 1. Two episodes of Seinfeld are covered.

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In this Short Cut episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel talk about the fourth episode of The Twilight Zone - Sixteen Millimeter Shrine. A story where an aging actress becomes a fan boy for her own movies and wishes to live in the past.

During this part of the full episode, your hosts discuss elongated cigarette holders, over the top acting, and the issues with nostalgia. Listen and enjoy to find out if Sixteen Millimeter Shrine has shelf life.

For the entire episode from the first season, see Shelf Life Season 1 Episode 6. A full 4 episodes of Twilight Zone are covered.

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In this Short Cut episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel talk about the third episode of The Twilight Zone - Mr. Denton on Doomsday. A story in the old west where a drunk tries for redemption.

During this part of the full episode, your hosts discuss Western tropes, tonics, and the rules of dueling. Listen and enjoy to find out if Mr. Denton on Doomsday has shelf life.

For the entire episode from the first season, see Shelf Life Season 1 Episode 6. A full 4 episodes of Twilight Zone are covered.

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In this Short Cut episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel talk about the second episode of The Twilight Zone - One for the Angels. A story where a man tries to trick death into killing a little girl instead of him...wait I may be misremembering that.

During this part of the full episode, your hosts discuss old timey salesman, how to negotiate with death, and colloquialisms. Listen and enjoy to find out if One for the Angels has shelf life.

For the entire episode from the first season, see Shelf Life Season 1 Episode 6. A full 4 episodes of Twilight Zone are covered.

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It's re-run season at Shelf Life. In this Short Cut episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel discuss the last episode of the first season of Parks and Recreation, The Rock Show. An episode where the gang goes to Andy's rock show.

For the full walkthrough of Parks and Recreation season 1 from Volume 5, see episodes 14 and 15.

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In this Short Cut episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel talk about the first episode of The Twilight Zone - Where is Everybody. A story where a man is thinks he's alone in the world and can't remember who he is.

During this part of the full episode, your hosts discuss how they'd get by in this scenario, the parallels to the recent pandemic, and how much breakfast cost in the 50's.

For the entire episode from the first season, see Shelf Life Season 1 Episode 6. A full 4 episodes of Twilight Zone are covered.

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In this Short Cut episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel talk about their history with and the roots of The Twilight Zone.

For the entire episode of from the first season, see Shelf Life Season 1 Episode 6. A full 4 episodes of Twilight Zone are covered.

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It's the 2nd part of the Main Event of Shelf Life Season 1. In this episode, Kevin and Rachel conclude their discussion of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. They've made it to Tatooine and now they'll be there for a while.

During the show, your hosts discuss the economics of Tatooine, the jedi's questionable recruiting techniques, how to get elected to the intergalactic senate, and would it be better if Sidious was pulling a "Devil's Advocate" with Ani? Listen and enjoy to find out if Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace has shelf life.

Intro - 0:00:00

The Walkthrough continues - 0:02:04

Shelf Life Verdict - 2:13:40

Season 1 conclusion - 2:18:30

That concludes the first season of Shelf Life. We don't like to ask this much, but all mighty algorithm does. If you liked the show and the season, please rate and /or subscribe wherever you get this podcast as it could help to move it up the chart to be found by even more fans and will help you know when season 2 is coming. Or don't... it's your life I won't tell you what to do.

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In the main event of Season 1 of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel discuss the beginning of the beloved classic series with George Lucas’ 1999 film Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. A movie where a trade dispute between a maybe private company and a planet, leads to the downfall of democracy.

During the show, your hosts try to figure out what's going on, do bad impressions of aliens and George Lucas, how much the hype affected the fans reaction, and how incompetent are the jedi. Listen and enjoy to find out...well listen to this and part 2 to find out if The Phantom Menace has shelf life.

Phanton Menace Backstory - 0:21:00

Phantom Menace Walkthrough - 0:51:45

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Oh boy! The Main Event season finale of Shelf Life season 1 is quite the episode(s). Yeah, there's a lot to get through, it's going to be a two parter.

So, get ready to discuss pod racing and intergalactic politics when Shelf Life takes on The Phantom Menace.

While you wait for it to drop, here's a preview/outtake of the discussion. Enjoy, subscribe, and stay tuned as the Main Event is almost here.

In this episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel put in the last disc of the box set in and conclude their discussion of the first season of The Simpsons.

During the episode, your hosts discuss chocolate ice cream, old fashioned slide shows, unsolved mysteries, and rank the season 1 episodes. Listen and enjoy to find out if The Simpsons season 1 has shelf life.

Included in this episode: 

Krusty Gets Busted - 0:00:00

Some Enchanted Evening - 1:07:23

The Simpsons Season 1 Shelf Life rankings - 1:59:00

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In this episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel are back in Springfield to get further into the first season of The Simpsons.

During the episode, your hosts discuss singing wait staff, stag parties, butcher the French pronunciation of famous paintings, and the proper technique for dipping an onion ring. Listen and enjoy to find out which episodes of The Simpsons season 1 have shelf life.

Included in this episode: 

Life on the Fast Lane - 0:00:00

Homer’s Night Out - 0:52:35

The Crepes of Wrath - 1:36:19

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In this episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel try to uncover the identity of Keyser Soze as they discuss Bryan Singer’s 1995 film The Usual Suspects.

During the show, your hosts discuss the Looney Tunes, Dr. Doolittle, unreliable narrators, can a movie get cancelled, and who exactly could be Keyser Soze. Listen and enjoy to find out if The Usual Suspects has shelf life.

A discussion about the star and director (if you want to skip) - 0:16:50 - 0:27:32

Usual Suspects backstory - 0:27:33

Usual Suspects walkthrough - 0:39:45

Shelf Life Verdict - 2:53:11

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One episode wasn’t enough for the first season of Seinfeld. In this episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel continue their talk about nothing with the rest of Seinfeld season 1.

During the show, your hosts discuss importing and exporting, movie theater etiquette, the need for quoning someone, and shootsing or is it choosing for it all. Listen and enjoy to find out if Seinfeld season 1 has shelf life.

Included in this episode: 

The Stake Out - 0:00:00

The Robbery - 0:50:40

The Stock Tip - 1:36:05

Shelf Life Verdict - 2:25:45

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In this episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel talk about nothing as they discuss the first season of Seinfeld. 

During this episode, your hosts discuss bees, picking up on signals, how you should greet people, and what is the proper platonic relationship breakup method. Listen and enjoy to find out if Seinfeld season 1 has shelf life. 

Included in this episode: 

Seinfeld History - 0:14:23

The Seinfeld Chronicles - 0:28:48

Male Unbonding - 1:28:11

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It's that time of year! It is time once again for the madness, The MUNCH MADNESS!

Kevin and Rachel pit food brands flavors or styles against each other to crown the annual Munch Madness Champion. In this tournament, they go to the roots and pull out the potatoes to determine the best way to eat the potato. I dunno volume 5 was long, we are keeping it simple. So fill out those brackets and enjoy this special episode of Shelf Life.

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In this episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel get sucked into and begin their discussion of The Twilight Zone. 

During this show, your hosts discuss browsing around an abandoned town, logistics of an indoor duel, selling trinkets to the embodiment of death, and how not to burn bridges. Listen and enjoy to find out which episodes of The Twilight Zone have shelf life. 

Included in this episode: 

Twilight Zone History - 0:11:33

Where is Everybody - 0:28:14

One for the Angels - 1:12:14

Mr. Denton on Doomsday - 2:09:24

The Sixteen Millimeter Shrine - 2:55:58

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In this Short Cut episode, Kevin and Rachel discuss the 8th episode of the Simpsons, including the logistics of hauling around a giant statue's head.

For the full episode which includes 4 Simpsons episodes, see Shelf Life Season 1, Episode 4: The Simpsons Season 1 Part 2.

For those that want to portion out their dose of Shelf Life, Short Cuts are here. For those that like the long haul, nothing to hear here as you got your fix earlier this season.

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In this Short Cut episode, Kevin and Rachel discuss the 7th episode of the Simpsons, including how to capture animals and credit scores.

For the full episode which includes 4 Simpsons episodes, see Shelf Life Season 1, Episode 4: The Simpsons Season 1 Part 2.

For those that want to portion out their dose of Shelf Life, Short Cuts are here. For those that like the long haul, nothing to hear here as you got your fix earlier this season.

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In this Short Cut episode, Kevin and Rachel discuss the 6th episode of the Simpsons, including videogames and Lisa being sad.

For the full episode which includes 4 Simpsons episodes, see Shelf Life Season 1, Episode 4: The Simpsons Season 1 Part 2.

For those that want to portion out their dose of Shelf Life, Short Cuts are here. For those that like the long haul, nothing to hear here as you got your fix earlier this season.

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In this Short Cut episode, Kevin and Rachel discuss the 5th episode of the Simpsons and Homer's bullying advice.

For the full episode which includes 4 Simpsons episodes, see Shelf Life Season 1, Episode 4: The Simpsons Season 1 Part 2.

For those that want to portion out their dose of Shelf Life, Short Cuts are here. For those that like the long haul, nothing to hear here as you got your fix earlier this season.

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In this Short Cut episode, Kevin and Rachel discuss the 4th episode of the Simpsons, and why all the characters are acting not quite like themselves.

For the full episode which includes 4 Simpsons episodes, see Shelf Life Season 1, Episode 3: The Simpsons Season 1 Part 1.

For those that want to portion out their dose of Shelf Life, Short Cuts are here. For those that like the long haul, nothing to hear here as you got your fix earlier this season.

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In this Short Cut episode, Kevin and Rachel discuss John Henry and Homer's quest for more safety.

For the full episode which includes 4 Simpsons episodes, see Shelf Life Season 1, Episode 3: The Simpsons Season 1 Part 1.

For those that want to portion out their dose of Shelf Life, Short Cuts are here. For those that like the long haul, nothing to hear here as you got your fix earlier this season.

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In this Short Cut episode, Kevin and Rachel discuss Kwyjibo and standardized testing.

For the full episode which includes 4 Simpsons episodes, see Shelf Life Season 1, Episode 3.

For those that want to portion out their dose of Shelf Life, Short Cuts are here. For those that like the long haul, nothing to hear here as you got your fix earlier this season.

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In this Short Cut episode, Kevin and Rachel discuss the first Simpsons episode, including gift shopping habits and mall Santa training.

For the full episode which includes 4 Simpsons episodes, see Shelf Life Season 1, Episode 3.

For those that want to portion out their dose of Shelf Life, Short Cuts are here. For those that like the long haul, nothing to hear here as you got your fix earlier this season.

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In this Short Cut episode, Kevin and Rachel discuss their history with The Simpsons and how The Simpsons started.

For the full episode which includes 4 Simpsons episodes, see Shelf Life Season 1, Episode 3.

For those that want to portion out their dose of Shelf Life, Short Cuts are here. For those that like the long haul, nothing to hear here as you got your fix earlier this season.

You can stream or purchase today’s episode subject by looking here for availability: The Simpsons Season 1 - watch full episodes streaming online (justwatch.com)

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It's re-run season at Shelf Life. In this Short Cut episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel discuss the first episode of the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon. The origin story of everyone's favorite mutant, teenaged crime fighters takes shape in this part of the walkthrough.

For the full walkthrough of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles season 1 from Volume 6, see episodes 10 and 11.

It's the first Shelf Life Fantasy Draft!

It's that time of year for fantasy drafts and to celebrate, your podcast hosts bring you a special episode of Shelf Life. Join Kevin and Rachel as they select a scenario from the Wheel of Fantasy and draft characters from Season 1 of Shelf Life. Which host will have the better team when it's all said and done? Who will get the #1 pick? What will the scenario be? I clicked on this and they haven't mentioned sleepers or busts once, what gives?

Listen and enjoy to what will hopefully be an annual tradition to merge some of your hosts favorite things, drafting and pop culture characters!

What did you think of the concept, the teams, and did you try your own drafts at home? Let us know by contacting the podcast at shelflifethepodcast@gmail.com

For those wanting good fantasy football advice, you may not get it here but rest assured Kevin and Rachel have a few championships between them so they know what they are talking about (no bragging) but all advice on how to survive the scenario is tongue and cheek and should not be taken into account on draft day. Unless someone in your league overlooks taking George Costanza in the middle rounds.

The opinion, beliefs, and viewpoints expressed by the characters portrayed by those on the podcast are tongue and cheek meant for entertainment purposes only.

In this episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel are turning the pages and opening the comics section of the shelves with Mark Millar and Steve McNiven’s 2008 graphic novel Old Man Logan.

During the show, your hosts discuss fast food in the post apocalypse, working for super villains, super powered jeeps, and lots of gory ultra-violence. Listen and enjoy to find out if Old Man Logan has shelf life. 

Chapters in this episode: 

Chapter 1 - 28:08

Chapter 2 - 1:00:00

Chapter 3 - 1:18:52

Chapter 4 - 1:36:14

Chapter 5 - 1:48:45

Chapter 6 - 1:56:57

Chapter 7 - 2:15:42

Chapter 8 - 2:32:48

Shelf Life Verdict - 2:49:23

You can read or purchase today’s episode subject by looking at Marvel Unlimited, your local library, or shopping here for availability: Wolverine: Old Man Logan - Google Books

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Your podcast hosts pause the journey to discuss comic books as a genre and how they plan to cover them. A short mini episode for the uninitiated and those that are experts but want to know what and how it may be covered on the show.