Thia week Amie and Natalie discuss Support Kangaroos and interior seams finishes.  Also, there is a debate about another name for a Narcissus flower.  As always, thanks for joining us while you make, sew, knit, crochet, quilt, drive, work, cook, exercise, or whatever you do while you listen! xo Amie nad Natalie

Another quick one, folks.  Amie and Natalie quickly catch up between packing orders and picking up kids.  When will we have more time for real discushs and nonsense you ask?  Next week, for sure!!  Thanks again for joining us each week!  We love to join you while you make, drive, work, exercise, quilt, sew, cook or whatever else you do that keeps you busy all day and night.  xoxox, Amie nad Natalie

This week Natalie and Amie talk about cleaning cutting mats, making raincoats, cookie pockets and the consistency of a lemon meringue pie.  We are so glad you stopped by to join us.  We hope you have been sewing, making, and enjoying life!      xo, Amie and Natalie

This week, Amie and Natalie talk about Amie's experience getting a pdf pattern printed at a copy shop.  Also, EPP or English Paper Piecing as an on-the-go sewing project is discussed, as well as quite a few tangents.  Thanks for joining us each week, we're so happy you stopped by!

This week Amie and Natalie quickly discuss the possability of making some overalls.  There are a ton of tangents and giggles and probably a bunch of stuff that should have been edited out.  Thanks for joining us while you sew, quilt, knit, cook, work, exercise, do chores or drive.  We love having you with us!

This week Amie and Natalie discush a halloween quilt and a quilted, soft vinyl witch hat.  Natalie is reading a Stephen King novel and Amie is reading Oona Out of Order by Margarita Montimore.  We are about to start knitting since the weather is turning colder.  We are so happy to have you join us while you sew, quilt, knit, crochet, work, drive, run, walk, do laundry, cook dinner, commute or whatever else you do while you listen.  Thanks for joining us! xo, Amie and Natalie

Amie and Natalie are recording outside on one of the last days that will be warm enough to do so in Wisconsin.  Our audio will be better next week, promise!  Discush this week includes why to use #hashtags and @tags in Instagram posts as well as a quick debate about the difference between ma'am and ma'm which leads into a discush about mammograms.  Sorry, not sorry!  We are so glad you are joining us while you sew, quilt, knit, work, drive, or whatever you do while you listen.  Thanks for joining us! xo Amie and Natalie

Sorry we missed a few weeks, we've sure missed you and we'll be back later this week with a brand new full episode.  Here's a little something to keep you company until then!  Enjoy!! Oh, and please DON'T MIND THE COUPLE OF SWEAR WORDS.

In this episdode, Amie nad Natalie catch up after a few weeks apart.  Amie is disgruntled with the difference in the measuring lines between her cutting mat and ruler.  Natalie is disgruntled because someone is buying pdf sewing patterns form designers nad then reselling the pdfs, illegally.  They also discuss where silk, honey and webs come from, in a little outtake.  We're so glad you join us while you sew, quilt, work, drive, cook, garden, exercise or whatever else you do while you listen! 

Our motorcycle sound effect comes from www.zapsplat.com ENJOY!!

*discush = discussion*

In this episdoe, Natalie asks what would Amie make given all the time, resources and patience in the world?  Plus, the unveiling of a new sound effect... hint... It's SO MOTORCYCLE!  Join us while you sew, quilt, cook, drive, make, work, commute, or whatever you do while you listen.  We've been waiting for you! Sound effect obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

In this episode, Amie and Natalie talk about pattern pieces for sewing projects.  We had a two week break due to a death in the family, back to school, The Great Wisconsin Quilt Show and recording troubles.  We are so happy to be back to sew and chat with you!  Thanks for joining us too!

In this episode Amie and Natalie discuss different interfacings, but not in depth.  There is also talk of getting a stationary motorcycle like a mechanical bull for safe rides.  We hope you will join us this week while you sew, quilt, work, eat, exercise, drive, garden or whatever you do!  We are so happy to have you here!

Amie and Natalie have a quick catch up sesh after Natalie returns form Mexico.  Next week we'll be back to normal.  Luv ya, byeeeeeeee 

In this episode Amie and Natalie discuss quilt sizes and how big is "too big" to have it longarmed.  We also talk about chooosing a quilting pantogram and what certain designs remind us of besides orange peels and ornaments, oh my!!  Join us for a casual discussion and lots of fun!  We hope you'll tune in while you sew, quilt, eat, excercise, work, drive, walk the dog, or whatever else you do!!  We're here for everyone, not just quilters!

This week Amie and Natalie just talk... ENJOY! And thanks for listening, as always!  We will be back next week with more sewing content and more laughs.  We'll be waiting for ya! Mentioded in this episode: Gadget Cushion pattern by Quiltsmart

This week Amie and Natalie talk about their preferred methods of sewing on quilt bindings.  As usual there will be plenty of balderdash (senseless talk or nonsense)!  We are so happy to have you join us while you quilt, sew, drive, work, exercise, do laundry, garden, cook, bike, or whatever else you do.

Amie and Natalie discuss the meaning behind some zen quotes and tie up some loose ends, questions, comments, and suggestions from "readers".  We love having you all, our loyal Seams Funny Guild Members, join us each week while you quilt, sew, make, bake, work, drive, exercise, or whatever else you do while you live your life!  Thanks for showing up, we're so happy to have you with us!

This episode was almost the ep that never arrived.  Amie and Natalie discuss sew alongs and a bunch of tangents.  Thanks for joining us and keep tuning in to hear more about a possible Seams Funny Sew Along and more exciting plans that are in the works!  Listen while you quilt, sew, work, eat, garden, exercise, drive, do laundry or whatever!  We love having you join us!!

Snippetsode 3 is presented for your enjoyment while you drive, sew, quilt, work, do laundry, exercise or whatever you do while listening! Enjoy your time with us, we always enjoy our time with you!

In this, our second Snippet-sode, Amie and Natalie discuss how unexpected things can be exciting if you keep the right mindset!! And Amie is looking forward to receiving a new seam roller from Modern American Vintage!!

Snippet-sode 1 - A quick episode with more to come!  Enjoy while you sew, quilt, make, work, drive, fold laundry, make dinner or whatever you do!!  Thanks for doin it with us!

This week Amie and Natalie do what we do best, we noodle around a bunch of nonsense and keep thigs upbeat.  We're so glad you're joining us and don't worry, we've sprinkled a bit of sewing chit chat on top! Listen while you sew, quilt, knit, crochet, work, drive, evercise, garden, fold laundry or almost anything else... but please don't listen in the shower!

This week Amie and Natalie will invite you to sew a bucket hat with us!!  Use any pattern you want, there are a bunch of free tutorials as well as some low-price, more detailed patterns for purchase on-line.  We are not sponsored and we're not selling patterns, we just want to sew with you!  So, join us, each and every one of you!!  Beginners, quilters, bag-makers, knitters, crocheters, makers of all kinds... are encouraged to jump in!  It's just a fun idea we had, no presh (no pressure)!  Thanks for joining us!

Well, this week Amie and Natalie discuss their favorite sizes of acrylic rulers, a couple of teasers about the upcoming retreat that we are planning for our listeners and just spend a lot of time noodling around a bunch of different topics.  We're so glad you are joining us while you do whatever you do.  Sew, quilt, make, cook, work, clean, commute, exercise, eat, etc.  xo Amie and Natalie

This episode was a late bloomer.  Due to "reasons" (mostly cuz we couldn't get our act together) we had to delay this episode release by a day.  We discuss Stok cold brew coffee, the new season of Alone (TV show on History Channel), the Luna pants pattern by Made by Rae, Reversible Hobo Bag pattern sew along by Mrs. H, the Ruby Star Society Summer Quilt Along (Perfect Picnic Quilt) and a great bundle for this QAL by Hummingbird Lane Fabrics, the Sorento Bucket Hat pattern by Elbe Textiles, and Folkwear sewing patterns   Also, apparently there is a half-snail-half-leaf creature that Natalie tries to explain to me and all I want to know is does it have a slime trail or feet.  Feel free to listen while you work, drive, sip, sew, quilt, knit, crotchet, garden, fold laundry, run, walk or eat bonbons!  Enjoy xoxox

Amie and Natalie meander around many topics this week.  Have you ever tried to print large scale pdf sewing patterns before?  And what do these crazies do to make sure they are gettin accurate seam allowances when they sew and quilt?  You can buy things to help you… but what else?  Also, Amie is now enchanted with Google Pronunciations.   Also discussed:  Recent movie, show and book recommendations.  It's not just sewing chit chat this week, folks!  Please enjoy while quilting, sewing, eating, driving, working, exercising, or whatever you like to do! xoxox

In this episode Amie and Natalie talk about their ideas of proper machine maintenance.  Several iterations of the word "maintenance" are used incorrectly.  Quilters Select rulers are mentioned because they were recommended by a reader, and Amie shamelessly begs for a freebie to try.  The proper pronunciation for Toblerone is also googled and most-likely botched.  Listen while you work, sew, quilt, bake, drive, or eat!

MENTIONED IN THIS EPISDOE:
Stitch Supply Co. sells these quilt binding spools 

Quilters Select Rulers - maybe a review will be in our future?

Amie and Natalie discuss their favorite sewing tools and rehash the Shakespeare or Jesus disagreement, with a slight twist.  Listen while you sew, quilt, drive, work, garden, bake or whatever you do all day!  Working, quilting, sewing, and driving are our favorites!

What do we say here?  Amie and Natalie talk about a lot of tidbits this week.  Sewing and quilting take a back seat to just general life musings.  We do sew a lot, but sometimes we just need a break and there's not as much to talk about.  Stick with us though, we record in person next week! 

This week Amie and Natalie talk discuss the lovely scent that Ruby Star Society fabrics have when you press them.  In addition, Natalie talks about armpits and their not-so-lovely scent.  Also discussed, a quick run-down on All The Directions of directional fabrics.  It makes a difference when cutting and laying out pattern pieces, wheather it is garment sewing, quilting, or bag making.  If you sew, you need to know about directional fabrics.

This week Amie and Natalie tackle not talking about not being "mean girls" online.  Also, there are some scant tips on taking quilt photos.  

Hey "readers", many of you have asked for our favorite Indie (Independent) Sewing Patterns (think small business, not big box stores) because we mentioned it in Episode 1 and then never boomeranged back to say what they were.  Nineteen episodes later, we finally hula hooped around and we are doing a little wrap up for you on our favorite garment patterns for when you want to sew something tried and true.  Most, if not all, of these patterns are available in Natalie's shop: SewHungryHippie She ordered them just for you, so go check it out! MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE: Free Range Slacks by Sew House Seven The Remy Raglan by Sew House Seven The Romie Gathered Dress and Top by Sew House Seven The Cleo Skirt, The Trillium Dress and the Rose Pants by Made By Rae Linden Sweatshirt by Grainline Studios Ali Sweatshirt Pattern by Sew DIY Mission Maxi Dress by Jamie Christina  Hudson Pants by True Bias

This week Amie and Natalie talk about the stolen/hacked Instagram account deluge and why 2 factor "authentification" can help.  Ya, it's wrong, we know!  Also, when you want to sew something easy, what is a favorite make that you can always go back to?  The project that always works, that you can always count on, that is easy and makes you happy evertime is a great cure for when you just want to make something but don't know what.  We discuss our favorite sewing projects to re-make!  They are tried and true favorites AKA makes and re-makes.  From patchwork quilts to Zen Blocks and shopping totes to PJ pants, everybody has their favorite!  Thanks for joining us!

In this episode... Amie and Natalie discuss taking a quilt to the movie theatre as well as how you to take a length of fabric from a bolt.  If you want to sew with a piece of fabric off of a whole bolt, do you cut it or rip it off the bolt?  Also, Natalie has taken up shopping on Ebay for old crocheted afghans and gets a surprise in the mail.  We hope all of our American readers/listeners have finished their tax filings and can get back to sewing, quilting and all the making!

We're doing it!!  We are planning a RETREAT!!!  And we want you to join us LIVE!  Details have not been released but email us at SeamsFunnyPodcast @ gmail.com if you want early details and announcements!  Just say something like I want early retreat info, and send.  Also, this week we discush a bunch of other nonsense and tomfoolery.  Enjoy and as always: Thank you for listening and joining us while you live your life!  Listen while you eat, sew, make, work, knit, crochet, craft, workout, drive, do laundry, commute or anything else you do while you listen. xo Amie and Natalie

This week Amie and Natlaie discuss Wendy's Frosties, corruption, the anatomy of a zipper, what to sew a pair of bib overalls out of, doors vs. wheels as it relates to spools vs. bobbins, Wordle and a myriad of other sewing adjacent topics.  There are also a bunch of non- quilting and non- sewing related topics tossed in for good measure!  Enjoy!  

In this almost double-long episode, Amie and Natalie really go off the rails as far as tangents and chit chat.  Please forgive!!  We discuss a lot of random stuff since we are finally back to in-person recording!  We do toss in a segment about sewing garments with quilting cotton.  Remember, we're not here to teach you stuff, we're here to hang out and we're so glad you're joining us!

Amie's Zen Blocks pattern is linked here if you want to sew your own set of pattern weights. www.tansydesigns.com

In this episode, Natalie and Amie have a quick run-through of saying no to sewing requests.  Natalie uses the word "ergonomic" correctly this week!  Natalie's sister, Kat, sent in an email asking how the ladies find time to sew and quilt with kids.  And last but not least, the idiom "how the sausage is made" is discussed in terms of Natalie's husband spooking around while an episode is made.  So, is the episode the sausage?

This week, Amie and Natalie discuss seam rippers.  There are so many different kinds and different ways to use them.  In addition, serger sewing machines as well as pins and thimbles round out the conversations.  National Quilting Day is Saturday, March 19th, 2022.  It is traditionally the 3rd Saturday in March. Natalie is hoping to find some time to sew, while Amie is still working on making panels for a quilt coat.  Thanks for joining us to chat, sew, quilt and make!

In this episode, Amie and Natalie catch up on reading some listener emails.  We don't have much sewing to discuss but we find plenty of nonsense!  Next week we'll be back to recording in person! 

In this episode, Amie and Natalie talk about their current sewing projects.  In addition, because they are recording remotely again this week, the ladies forgot that they were recording and thought they were just talking on the phone.  This lead to unscripted examples of just how authentic this podcast is.  You can't make this stuff up, folks.  Hey, we never promised you'd lern anything here, just that you'd have fun! SHOW NOTES: Natalie's trouser pattern recommendation:  Sew House Seven - Free Range Slacks "Give good advice, but don't follow it." makes its THIRD appearance on the show.  This may become merch and should be treated as trademarked. @canyousewthisforme is the account on Instagram that posts people's run-ins with crazy sewing requests Walk the Line - is the movie about the life of Johnny Cash

In this episode, Amie and Natalie talk about tips for removing Foundtion Paper Piecing papers after quilt assembly.  A listener, Cynthia @rainydaysquirrel on IG, has written in and shared her suggestion for Sewing Snack Grabbers(tm) which we, in turn, are passing on to you!  Natalie is perplexed by a meme and Amie has to explain the rules of tennis in order to clear things up.

SHOW NOTES:

FPP = "Foundation [Paper] Piecing is a method of patchwork piecing that uses a paper or fabric foundation to stabilize a quilt block during construction. When using a paper foundation, the paper is removed from the block either at the completion of the block or at the completion of a quilt top." via www.thequiltshow.com

June Tailor Perfect Piecing Foundation Sheets ( <---link to June Tailor) also available locally around Madison, WI at Blue Bar Quilts These are non-affiliated links.  We are not sponsored by nor get anything for these recommendations.  We just love the product and the shop!

"Give good advice, but don't follow it." makes its THIRD appearance on the show.

In this episode, Amie and Natalie discuss a mystery item in Natalie's vacuum cleaner.  We ask for listeners to submit their own favorite household item with dual usage in the sewing room.  And lastly, Natalie is mending a quilt that she has loved to pieces and wants to know how she should start.

SHOW NOTES:

The Walking Dead Quilt is a pattern called "Maxine Dot Quilt" by @JessicaQuilter on Instagram.  The pattern is for sale on her Etsy page.

In this episode, Amie and Natalie talk about a life hack (it's an app) for saving passwords.  A negative review has arrived for the show.  What better way to celebrate it than to read it into the show!  Also, after the social media drama and "hot takes" surrounding quilt coats and what some people in the quilt community think they may or may not be made from, Natalie and Amie weigh in on the issue and the tone that was used throughout.

This episode was recorded separately using our phones, so adjust accordingly.  Sew and make while you listen!

SHOW NOTES:

NONE

In this episode, Amie and Natalie talk about their favorite local quilt shop (LQS) Blue Bar Quilts, in Middleton, Wisconsin as well as supporting small businesses that may not be local to you.  Also discussed: current projects... sewing, baking and otherwise.  This episode was recorded separately using our phones, so adjust accordingly.  Sew and make while you listen!

SHOW NOTES:

Blue Bar Quilts in Middleon, WI (click the link for their website)

Treelotta Fabric + Craft Studio in Englewood, CO (linked) 

Cottoneer Fabrics located in CA, online only with GREAT photos! (linked)

Well, Amie and Natalie discush many non-sewing things this week.  But also, we talk about some sewing things.  Enjoy while you Live Your Life TM.  Thanks for joining us! xo Amie and Natalie

In this relatively shorter episode, Amie and Natalie talk about safety in the sewing room when handling rotary cutters, pins, irons, lighters and the like.  Favorite take-out (aka To-Go-zees) options in and around Madison are also discussed.  Due to unforseen circumstnaces, there is not the customary amount of nonsense.  You decide if this is better or worse and let us know via email or on IG.  Sew and make while you listen!

SHOW NOTES:

"Give good advice, but don't follow it." makes its second appearance on the show.  This may become merch and should be treated as trademarked.

In this episode, Amie and Natalie talk about proper snacks whilst sewing and reply to a listener's email and her question about pricing your handmade confections.  In addition, there are plenty of tangents and more than the customary amount of nonsenses.

SHOW NOTES:

Babybel Cheese:

The cheese in the red wax is the ORIGINAL flavor.  It is also available in Mozzarella, Gouda, Light, White Cheddar, and Sharp Original.  Sorry Natalie, theey do not have Havarti flavor.  You can see the colored waxes here.

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French Translations:

Ce soir - tonight

S'il vous plait - if you please

Mercie - thanks

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Fluid ounce vs. ounce via differencebetween.net

In its simplest possible explanation, a fluid ounce (abbreviated as fl. oz.) is used to measure fluids while an ounce (abbreviated as oz.) is for dry measurements. ... One pound (abbreviated as lb.) is equal to 16 ounces. It is hard to overlap or connect the measurements of a fluid ounce (volume) to an ounce (weight).

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Soak and Flatter via soak.com

Their ironing spray is divine!!  I (Amie) use the lundry soap to block my knitting, not the Flatter ironing spray.  I have used the ironing spray in the past as well.  10/10 would recommend!!

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Season of Love from RENT:

The correct lyric in the opening song for the musical Rent is: 525,600 minutes.  This refers to the number of minutes in a year (60x24x365)

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quilting quilts quilt sewing sew crafts craft make making makers modern

In this episode, Amie and Natalie talk about sewing and alterations requests and how to say no to them.  Also, there is a lengthy discussion about whether to pre-wash fabric or not depending on where you bought it and what you will be making.  In addition, there are plenty of tangents and the customary nonsense.

SHOW NOTES:

The song Comfortably Numb is by: Pink Floyd, not Nirvana as Natalie led you to believe.

Amie has made between 10-15 quilts and Natalie has made 450 or so.  She wanted this ammended but I refuse.

The word that Amie was searching for for nearly 45 minutes was SIZING, which is not the same as starch.  Thanks Mom for reminding me!!  See info below via americandrycleaner.com

Q: What’s the difference between starch and sizing? Can spray starch be used in place of sizing?
A: Starch is used to stiffen fabrics such as shirt collars and cuffs, while sizing is used to add body, “crispness” and “hand” to garments. Starch is vegetable-based (it’s formulated from wheat, corn or rice), while sizing is a resinous solution that can be either vegetable- or plastic-based.
Because starch doesn’t satisfactorily adhere to thermoplastic fibers such as polyester, manufacturers often blend a plastic-based sizing agent and vegetable-based starch to impart stiffness to the synthetic fibers.
Starch and sizing alike can be added during the wetcleaning or drycleaning process, or they can be sprayed onto garments during the finishing process.
When starch is applied in place of sizing, the garment can become overly stiff, crease easily and wrinkle before and during wear. Because sizing adds body to fabric, it makes garments easier to finish, reduces wrinkling during wear, and keeps pleats and creases sharp.

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In this episode, Amie and Natalie talk about a plan to drink a gallon of water each day after buying matching water barrels online.  Also, listen to their new obesessions, like pin cushions and chocolate chips.  They've saved the best for last and discuss a very pressing matter: ironing vs. pressing and all that it entails.

SHOW NOTES:

The machine that Snoop Dogg hawks for making carbonated water at home is called the SodaStream.

The stick that we keep refering to as the "half hump" is actually called a Strip Stick.  Our apologies for that.

The movie This Is Spinal Tap is available for streaming on many services at this time.

Spinning seams will be discussed on a later episode, but can be googled for more information.