0:00 Intro 0:07 Break up worthy 2:58 Splitting the bill 5:38 The house 9:12 Family dinner 12:41 Date 14:57 Reproductive coercion Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

0:00 Intro 0:06 Straight to jail 4:03 Not lying 12:38 Reverse gazumped Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

0:00 Intro 0:08 Meeting in labor 4:43 Not the mom 11:00 Scam alert 13:31 Abuse 15:25 Comments Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

0:00 Intro 0:09 Big debt 6:36 Racist and evicted 13:45 Terrible landlord Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars Hey kids, how would you like to travel out to some old dude's farm and spend your entire weekend hauling heavy bails of hay up to the top of a barn... for free?! I know, it sounds too good to be true. It's so nice of this boomer to give kids an opportunity to do back-breaking labor for the incredible price of $0/hour. Honestly, it would be rude to turn him down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents Apparently, a couple of scientists used Covid's DNA to compose a song, which OP shared with one of his friends. The friends entitled mom was stupid enough to believe that Covid can be transmitted through music. So, she calls up OP to scream at him and his mother for raising such an irresponsible child. OP, I'm surprised you didn't cough at the Karen over the phone. Maybe that would've scared her off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works at Starbucks under a truly obnoxious boss. One day, OP shows up to work really early to pick up tips, and notices something unusual going on in the back alley behind the Starbucks. OP's boss is carrying shipments of food into the coffee shop, but he mysteriously puts one of the boxes of food into a strange vehicle, which speeds off. OP does some investigating and realizes that the boss is stealing food from the store that he can sell it at events such as sports games. OP then reveals the crime in a truly spectacular fashion! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Rpghorrorstories In today's episode, OP is a charming and attractive fella who decides to start a D&D game with a couple of friends. These friends also know that OP is in a relationship with his girlfriend. That doesn't stop the two girls in his D&D group from coming up with a plan to tempt OP into cheating on his girlfriend. One of the players sneaks off into OP's room and presents herself to him in full catgirl attire, and then gets upset when OP kicks her out of the apartment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a married woman trying to care for her child while her lazy husband sits around and watches Netflix all day. Money gets tight, so OP decides that paying for baby food is more important than paying for Hulu, Netflix, Amazon video, and other streaming services. Her husband gets pissed off at OP for taking away one of his only joys in life, and calls OP a butthole for her selfishness. What do you think? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has a couple of obnoxious neighbors who try to pressure OP into paying for a brand new fence between their two properties. They refuse to contribute any money to the fence, so OP takes some creative liberties by constructing a massive concrete wall that would put the Berlin Wall to shame. Oh, and he made sure to point the ugly side of the wall towards his neighbor's house! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole OP has an incredibly toxic mother-in-law who is always snooping around in OP's home and interfering with her private life. She even steals OP's engagement ring under the pretense that she's getting it cleaned. OP decides to turn the tables on her mother-in-law by telling her that the ring is cursed! OP's grandma performed an ancient Brazilian ritual on the ring to curse anybody who steals it. The mother-in-law is so dumb that she believes it, and the ring suddenly reappears the next day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a sound technician at a recording studio. He has a rather interesting interaction with a expert producer who wants him to complete a rush order. The situation is a little fishy, but OP is a professional so he does his best to make his client happy. A few days later, the hotshot millionaire who was bankrolling the production shows up, and then it becomes clear how OP helped to destroy a millionaire's business. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars Ladies, have I got the perfect opportunity for you! This choosing beggar is looking for a free place to live. You'll have to feed them, clothe them, and basically provide for all of their needs -- completely for free! Oh, and one important thing: you'll also need to breastfeed this person and just in general act like you're their mommy. You'll have to do all of this for free! What an absolute deal! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's post, OP is a young teen who has vitiligo. OP goes on vacation with her family and has a truly unfortunate encounter with a Karen at the beach. The Karen says that OP is traumatizing her child because of OP's skin condition. When OP plays at the beach, this Karen is dumb enough to think that OP is contaminating the entire ocean with her vitiligo. Imagine scolding a child who isn't even yours just because they have a skin condition. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

0:00 Intro 0:09 Walked out 3:36 Affair 7:15 Fetish 8:48 Comment 8:55 Older women 11:56 Stinky 15:30 Comment Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Tinder Are you looking for love? Well so are these folks, including some of the biggest red flags to ever hit the dating world. This one girl says that she's a nympho, but she also straight-up admits that she's a "master manipulator." How dumb would you have to be to date someone who proudly says that about themselves? It's like a giant red flag factory 🚩 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole OP is stuck in a shitty situation, so to speak. For some reason, her husband hasn't figured out how to wipe himself, so all of his underwear is covered in disgusting stains. And despite this, her husband has the audacity to criticize OP about her feminine hygeine products. OP blasts her husband by saying, "I'll do a better job of disposing my pads when you start wiping yourself better!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/TIFU In today's episode, OP does vet work. A friend approaches OP and asks if she can provide a remedy for a constipated horse. OP happily makes apple-crunch snacks laced with extra-strength horse laxatives. She sticks the snacks in the fridge... and later her roommate discovers the tasty treats. He eats about 3, and accidentally poisons himself with horse laxatives. Let's just say that the roommate has to spend the rest of the day glued to the toilet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP inherits a house from a deceased family member. OP's cousin, who's a single mom, shows up and expects OP to literally just hand over her house, completely free. Even OP's relatives are asking OP to sign over the house because single moms have such a struggle. Do you think OP is the butthole for refusing to hand over a literal house for FREE? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is stuck in the middle of a vicious parking dispute between two tenants at an apartment complex where he works. One of the tenants makes the terrible mistake of screaming at OP, so he happily maliciously complies by moving their parking space next to a dumpster surrounded by an angry cloud of wasps. Enjoy getting stung every time you go to your car, jerkface! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's husband has started online therapy sessions. At least... he says that he's doing therapy. He spends hours and hours locked away in the bedroom every single day, and whenever OP comes into the bedroom he flips out and gets angry at her for disrespecting his privacy. Is it normal for someone to spend like 5 hours in therapy every day? Or is something else going on here? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a teacher who has to deal with an absolute monster of a student who constantly harasses and bullies the other students. No matter what OP does or says, the bully's mother refuses to believe that her precious little angel is doing anything wrong. So when the mom says "prove that my son is breaking the rules," OP is more than happy to comply with some video evidence that results in the son getting expelled from school! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Antiwork We've all had day where getting out of bed and dragging yourself to work feels like pure torture. If you're feel frustrated about your job, these posts will give you a bit of hope. We've got stories of workers standing up against their corporate overlords and oppressive work policies. Have you ever wanted to tell your boss to shove it? These people did exactly that! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance I feel like teenagers are the best at malicious compliance, aren't they? In today's story, OP had to split household chores with her lazy older sister. The older sister kept slacking off, forcing OP to do extra chores. So, when it was OP's turn to do half the dishes, she did exactly that and washed 50% of each individual dish, so there was no way for the lazy sister to escape her responsibilities. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP is a young babysitter looking for work. She interviews with a Karen who seems to imply that she wants OP to join her in the bedroom. Karen intentionally lied to OP about how much money she was going to make. It turns out that the babysitting job includes cleaning, childcare, and "satisfying" Karen in the bedroom for a measly $5 per hour. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP's neighbors run a car restoration shop out of their garage. The neighborhood Karen and her spoiled son decide that they want to buy the garage property so they can build a house. When the car mechanics refuse to sell their garage, Karen and her son become enraged! They call the cops on OP and claim that he is doing illegal crimes without any evidence. Unbeknownst to Karen, the mechanics had installed security cameras, which reveals that Karen was lying to the cops, so SHE got in trouble. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP suspects that something fishy is going on in his bedroom while he's out. He decides to set up a hidden camera in his bedroom. He's shocked to discover that his roommate is passionately hugging girls in his bedroom while he's out. He confronts his roommate with the evidence, and his roommate calls OP a giant butthole for secretly recording him passionately hugging. Is OP the butthole in this situation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP has a manipulative cousin who is doing everything he can to get his rich grandfather's inheritance. The cousin tricks OP and the grandfather and gets OP kicked out of the house. OP gets revenge by setting a trap that he knows the cousin is too greedy to possibly resist. The cousin gets caught red-handed stealing jewelry from his grandparents, which invalidates his claim to his (possible) $1,000,000 inheritance! Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/TIFU In today's episode, OP recalls a story from his teenage years when he was hanging out in the woods with his buddies during Halloween. OP and his friends becomes spooked when two people approach their campsite, so they run to hide in the woods. OP eventually decides to scare off the newcomers, which results in an absurd series of events that ends with the entire town believing that the forest is haunted by ghosts! Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a young teenage girl living with her widower father after her mother passed away. Her father keep making OP do all of the chores that the mother used to do. Meanwhile, the father doesn't make OP's brother do any extra chores at all. OP starts to feel like she's becoming her dad's replacement wife, so she finally takes a stand and shuts her father down. He gets upset at her, leaving OP to wonder if she's the butthole in this situation. What do you think? Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a young daughter who is diabetic, so she needs to eat snacks at regular intervals to keep her blood sugar levels up. One of her teacher banned snacks in the class room, despite the fact that this violates federal law. OP warned the teacher about the snack policy, but when the teacher refused to comply OP has to escalate by reporting her to the principal. The teacher got fired as a result, leaving OP to wonder if she took it too far. Is OP the butthole here? Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's video, an entitled Karen thought that zoo signs don't apply to her. So when Karen ignored a warning sign that said "Sit behind the yellow line," the zookeepers saw an opportunity for malicious compliance! Karen, I hope you brought your raincoat, because you just entered the SPLASH ZONE! A zookeeper tells a command to the lion, who turns around and gives Karen a full body spray! Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars Are you looking for a job? Well boy do I have the perfect job for you! If you're college educated, you have the amazing opportunity to watch FOUR young boys for the incredible rate of $1 per hour! You'll have to pay for your own meals and transportation, of course. That's only fair! LOL, good luck lady. If anybody is willing to watch your kids for $1/hour, they're definitely not the type of person you'd want hanging out with your kids. Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents OP has the mother-in-law from hell! OP has children, and her mother-in-law seems to think that just because she's a grandparent, she has the right to come and take the kids whenever she wants, even if OP disagrees. OP turns down her MIL's request to take the kids, so her MIL flips out and begins a day-long harassment campaign. She shows up unannounced, camps out in the parking lot outside of OP's house to spy on her, and harasses OP and her husband. She even threatened legal action! Imagine being so entitled that you think you're entitled to another person's children! Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge OP is a peaceful homeowner who has a couple of young kids who like to play on the street. Some jerk in a truck keeps speeding down OP's street, risking the lives of both him and his children. He tries to get the guy to slow down, which just makes him speed even more. So, OP decides to set up a clever little trap by filling orange cones with cement and rebar. When the driver tried to run over the cones, he was in for a big surprise! Download the GetUpside app and use Code "Slash" to get up to 50¢ off per gallon on your next tank of gas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP's boss gets Covid conveniently right before a giant deadline at work. The boss leaves OP and all of his coworkers hanging for months. Later, OP notices his boss in the trailer for an upcoming reality TV show. He quickly looks up when the episode filmed and discovers that his boss lied about being sick so that he could go on the reality TV show. OP concocts an elaborate plan to reveal his lie to the entire company! Download the GetUpside app and use Code "Slash" to get up to 50¢ off per gallon on your next tank of gas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/F-youkaren Do Karens hate everything? I mean, who hates T-Rexes? I thought it was a universal law that everybody had to love T-Rexes. They may be the coolest animal to have ever existed. Well, this Karen decides that a giant T-Rex statue in a McDonalds parking lot is an affront to her sensibilities and it must be removed at any cost. What do you think? Should the T-Rex stay up, or should we feed the Karen to the T-Rex is some sort of ritualistic sacrifice? Download the GetUpside app and use Code "Slash" to get up to 50¢ off per gallon on your next tank of gas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a woman who endured a double-mastectomy's. She's also an avid swimmer who swims at the local swimming pool. The pool manager go on OP's case because she wasn't wearing a tank top without a bra while swimming. OP carefully read through their policy and discovered that the rules don't explicitly state WHERE the bra has to be worn, so she wore it on her head. They quickly changed the policy after that! Download the GetUpside app and use Code "Slash" to get up to 50¢ off per gallon on your next tank of gas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Rpghorrorstories In today's episode, OP is a charming and attractive fella who decides to start a D&D game with a couple of friends. These friends also know that OP is in a relationship with his girlfriend. That doesn't stop the two girls in his D&D group from coming up with a plan to tempt OP into cheating on his girlfriend. One of the players sneaks off into OP's room and presents herself to him in full catgirl attire, and then gets upset when OP kicks her out of the apartment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is a teenage girl who was sick at home. She was resting in her bed while family friends were visiting. An entitled brat walks into her room, so of course she kicks him out -- she's sick, after all! A furious entitled mom bursts into OP's room and then actually tries to spank OP. This wasn't OP's mom who spanked her -- the entitled mom was a guest in their house, and she thought it was a good idea to spank the homeowner's kid! Download the GetUpside app and use Code "Slash" to get up to 50¢ off per gallon on your next tank of gas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has a boss who's OBSESSED with racing. The boss forces all of his employees to attend a go kart racing company event so that he can beat all of his employees in the race and feel good about himself. The boss forces OP to go... but the boss isn't aware that OP is a competitive go kart racer. OP absolutely destroys his boss in the race, embarrassing him in front of the whole company! Download the GetUpside app and use Code "Slash" to get up to 50¢ off per gallon on your next tank of gas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars It's November, so you know what that means! It's time for entitled Karens to demand that strangers buy Christmas presents for their kids! What? You don't want to buy presents for kids you've never met? What's wrong with you! Are you some kind of monster?! You're going to RUIN THEIR CHRISTMAS! The choosing beggar in today's video asks Facebook to supply free toys for her kids, and she actually gets upset when people try to help her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Askreddit Have you ever had a terrible job interview? Your experience probably doesn't come close to these AWFUL interview stories. We've got a story from one guy who was literally locked inside the building and couldn't escape. The interviewers called him to scold him for not showing up on time, and he had to beg them to let him out. Another person showed up for an interview at a school, and the teacher at the school were wearing blackface 😲 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works for a toxic boss at a hair salon. She knows that her boss is screwing over her workers to make more money, so she decides to play a dirty trick on her manipulative boss. She tells a clever lie to the local gossip, so of course the rumor makes its way to the boss's ear. The rumor tricks the boss into giving OP a huge raise, resulting in an extra $40,000! The boss was too stupid to realize that she was being played into giving OP extra money for nothing! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/TIFU In today's story, OP is a young woman who happily married the man of her dreams. During their wedding, OP introduced her single dad to her new husband's single mom. The parents immediately hit it off and started dating. Eventually, they got married too! This means that OP accidentally got married to her own step-brother. Oops! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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r/AmITheA**hole For some reason, all of the women in OP's family are incredibly toxic. They prank, harass, and tease other women who join the family. So when OP decides to marry the love of his life, his family members decide to "prank" OP's fiancé by them all showing up to the wedding wearing white. OP kicks them out -- every single one of them. They get upset at OP and his fiancé because they can't handle a "simple prank." Is OP the butthole in this situation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance If this subreddit has taught me anything, it's that you should be extremely careful when you say, "So sue me." A real estate company learns that lesson the hard way when they refuse to remove OP from a no-renters list, which makes it extremely difficult for OP to find housing. They tell OP "so sue me," so that's exactly what OP does! The judge blasts the real estate company's lawyers for their incompetence and order them to comply with OP's request immediately. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices