In this episode a lot of things would have been really cool if it were not for the stupid, stupid dice that have a special algorithm which is clearly designed to benefit the DM. Whatever…

In this episode we follow along on the maiden voyage of the SS Keraptis. So sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. The ship takes ground in a death trap room of an evil evil guy, with Esmerelda and Carrie too. The battle master and his blades. The Barbarian. The Cleric and the ranger Jade here in Keraptis' tower.

In this epic season finale, our results driven DM goes above and beyond. He really exceeds expectations. He proves his ability to implement innovative strategies that drive his friends and his wife to the brink of death. Good thing he has his resume up to date.

While the party continues to explore underneath the ruins, they play hide and seek with an orc, find out that warts are chewy like gummy bears, and realize that a pile of rubble is sometimes just a pile of rubble.  

In this episode the party continues to discover new things in Harpshield’s dungeon. Acey discovers inter-dimensional travel, Weezy discovers an interesting smell, Ray Ray finds a lovely snack, and Cullen taps a fresh keg.  

In this episode our heroes level up as they fight the creatures that inhabit the darkness underneath Harpshield Castle...Oh, and Jake cries.  

Join us as our party heads to the Harpshield Castle Ruins in search of ancient treasure. Only to find it already occupied. Why is D&D so hard? 

Listen in as our heroes are unsuccessful at every desperate attempt to take a rest. Why? Well, we're not sure. Perhaps it's because the DM enjoys torturing the players.

Join us as our party finishes up in Julkoun by searching for more goblins and any survivors. Want to take a brisk canoe ride? Don’t forget to pack a towel.  

In this episode things go from bad to worse. Don’t think that’s possible? I dare you to listen.  

Join us as our heroes try to liberate Julkoun from its goblin oppressors, and Jake continues to blame the DM and Oghma for all his bad rolls. It's complete chaos, but in an action packed we're all gonna die sort of way. 

In this episode our heroes finish their underground exploration, and Esmir has a bad experience with a well and a cow. It's complicated. Above ground, our party realizes that the best laid plans are still dependent on dice rolls. Cue moaning and groaning.  

Just when the party thought it was safe... Well it's not, and they begin to suspect that the DM is trying to kill them.. 

In this episode we learn a lot of things. We learn about the least debilitating of debilitating effects. We learn about what type of guts are Esmir's favorite type of guts. We also learn that there is a difference between praying and just asking a god for a favor. There is also a lot of fire and blood. 

Join us as our party explores underneath Julkoun, spends the night in a cramped pantry, and Jake stains his skivvies. Don't judge, adventuring is hard. 

Join us for another exciting episode as our party scouts and infiltrates the city of Julkoun. The goblins don’t take too kindly to uninvited guests interrupting their break and their boss has to intervene.  

Join us as Jake learns the true meaning of enchanted forest and the party learns new information about what’s going on. We also see what Elrick does to people he doesn't like. None of It’s pretty.  

Join us as our party “meets” new and interesting inhabitants of the western heartlands, loot their corpses, and question the motivations of a squirrel.  

Listen in as our party explores Daggerford, meets its citizens and invades their privacy.  

Another adventurer joins the party as our heroes make their way to the town of Daggerford. What awaits them in the troubled city? 

Probably trouble and definitely a tavern.

In this week’s episode we find ourselves in the grand kingdom of Cormyr where our would be adventurers learn of the Sword Coast's dire need of help and are called to action!!!

In this episode we meet an evil Red Wizard. More importantly however, we debate the difference between a meat shield and a tank. Query how much more stuff Esmir can put in her bag of holding. And once again, find some loopholes in Jakes code of ethics.

This episode could be a good episode, could be a bad episode. Listening to it may or may not be a 100 percent waste. You should skip this episode if you suffer from Hydrophobia, or you just want to be a Debbie Downer. 

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In this episode our party delves into ethical topics such as informed consent, consequentialism, and atonement. Many arguments are made and questions unanswered. Like, is stealing always wrong? Is redemption always possible? And, why don't bad guys ever practice tap dancing? Yup, things get pretty deep.

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In this episode the party does not encounter red eyes staring at them from the darkness, a three headed hydra, a zombie beholder, or a minotaur. Esmir does get some more apartment shopping in, and there is also a short history lesson about the earliest known writing system used by scribes in ancient Mesopotamia, the Sumerian Cuneiform dating back to 3500BCE………ZZZZZZZZZZZ.

This episode is a sort of hybrid genre piece. It's part supernatural action adventure loaded up with the overused trope of the sexy librarian. It's part docudrama about a mental health disorder that involves being unable to resist the urge to steal. Oh, and there are hints of a really popular fantasy role playing game.

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In this, our 100th episode, all is quiet. Esmir helps herself to some more of the Floshin Estate amenities. Jake finds more books that he can't read. Cullen feeds the DM with logic. We also revisit the endless debate over which way doors should open. Yup, all is quiet.

In this Three is Company meets D&D episode, a.k.a. Shenanigans with blood, a lot of stupid stuff happens. Esmir gets pissed off, Cullen gets irritated, and there is a lot of confusion. But on the bright side, there are almost no mayonnaise references… almost.

This episode is pretty much all about mayonnaise. Sure, Jake does come back from being a bird, and there are a lot of zombies and shadows. There are also some uncomfortable innuendos and a cool Ronnie James Dio homage. But really its just about the mayonnaise.

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In this episode, no genre is left unturned. It starts off like a Hollywood blockbuster, then quickly morphs into an 80's action show. There is a long HGTV episode of "Let's Build a Death Boat" followed by an homage to a 1960's sitcom. Yup, something for everyone.

In this episode we learn more about mythological undead corporeal revenants created through the reanimation of corpses, AKA Zombies. For example, everything is edible to zombies, but they do not like to share their recipes. Some zombies are quite well dressed, and you can not defibrillate a zombie. We also learn a great way to get out of a "zombie situation"…it's not what you'd expect.

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In this episode we learn the secrets of elven room perfuming techniques, what the other "B" word is, and how Fantasy Grounds really feels about Cullen. We also watch as our intrepid heroes wrestle with a serious moral quandary. Mmmm? Some of them more than others.

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In this informative episode we learn about an ancient general named Patton as well as how to properly fold skivvies. We learn that Esmir and her horse can get quite ornery. Jake, once again, learns that he has a bag of holding. We also learn too much about how much weight Cullen can carry. We do NOT learn how to properly tie a Slip Jimmy… Is that even a real knot?

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This episode is all about having a good time. It's filled with music, beer, games and prizes. Even though there are assassins after our party, a gruesome murderer is on the loose, and the threat of a siege on the town, it is clearly the perfect time to have a festival. Nothing bad could possibly happen.

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In this episode we explore several narrative devices and the clever use of puns. We ponder the socially acceptable amount of times you can invite yourself over to someone's house, as well as good marketing strategies for revamping a religion. Our special guests are Pat Benatar and Travis Bickle, and a little magical elf who makes condiments.

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This episode is a little bit murder mystery with a splash of the home shopping network. There is quite a bit of deducing and absolutely no discounts. There are some tips on how to NOT get framed for murder as well as some edgy wizard garb. There is also a theology lesson which my arguably have a tad bit too much innuendo.

In this episode our party continues to NOT enjoy their day off. However we do learn a lot about misty bad guys, like what kind of batteries they run on. We also learn about the advantages of gem incrustations on improvised weapons, and what an electrums worth of skivvies might look like. Oh and there may or may not be a Glen Campbell cover.

In this episode we bring to light some items that may be missing from the handbook. Like a skill that lets you know whose guts a creepy lady in the ethereal plane is holding. A way to shoot a firebolt without setting anything on fire. And a rule for who can decide if you're scared enough to soil yourself. Yup, it's that kind of episode.

In this whodunnit episode we explore the nature of actions and consequences. We discover the difference between Isildur's Bane and homemade drug paraphernalia. We also confirm that the DM is in fact a controlling, manipulative and vengeful overseer…..I mean really, really nice guy.

In this "teachable moment" episode we learn the difference between feeling bad and feeling guilty. We also explore the upside of pissing off the right people, like getting your own festival and having a sizable bounty on your head…. Wait, is that an upside? 

In this episode we are not promoting the use of smokable herbs as performance enhancing substances. But if you are possibly doing the last fun thing you will ever do, it might be worth a shot. Or you can just use the laws of physics. Whatever…

In this travel episode Cullen becomes immortal, kind of. Jake get's a memory enhancer, not really. Esmir spots some underwater ninjas, nope! There is an "Apocalypse Now" moment, they wish. And Father Guido Sarducci makes a cameo appearance. This part is actually true.

In this episode we witness the lore of "Those Guys" in the making. Esmir tries out some new intimidation tactics and may or may not maim someone. Jake makes an unusual suggestion which may or may not involve making out with a rat. And Cullen….. Well lets just say Cullen eats a LOT of pickles.

In this action packed episode our heroes have an unforgettable night at the Sticky Pickle. Jekk runs around in his skivvies, Esmir starts a pickle religion, Cullen takes his boots off for more grip, and Jake, well let’s just say Brian has vowed to never play on a Saturday again.

In this enraging episode, things get a little uncomfortable and then they get a little weird. Then things get a little more weird before tapering off to something somewhat normal right before the sticky encore. Have your lighters ready.

In this episode we spend some time in between weal and woe. There are vague gods, gods in bread form, Boots and Cats, policy clarifications and panther rides. Oh, and a few perfectly good 80's hits may or may not get ruined.

In this cinematic episode we learn how to properly conduct a super hero shot, cut together a traveling montage, and direct a wholesome cooking show. We also revisit the horror genre, which begs the question, "Does the DM really hate the players?"

With Season 4 ready at the gates, we thought we'd take a moment to refresh your memory on the where's, why's, how's, and what's of Those Guys' third season. Of course they're in great despair over the loss of their companion, Elric of Albion, yet they've managed to pick up their heads and hearts to continue fighting the good fight. So click one of the links below and give a listen to what Cullen McGregor called "...a fine bit o' adventurin' for the lads and lassies." Jake thought season 3 was, "Absolutely wonderful, you see." And Esmir called it, "Amazeballs with splashes of glitter and spritzle-spratzles."

We can only hope you're enjoying this as much as they are!

In this architecture themed episode we learn about places over which you should never build a stronghold, and how to flip an old fortress into something more fun. There are lots of decorations, artwork, niches, staircases, and deep dark holes with impenetrable and eerie silence. Oh and someone may get immolated or emulsified.

In this not so fun fact filled episode, we learn a few of the cons to making a deal with the devil. We meet some hellish concierges and their not cool bosses. Nana and Papa show up as well as a guy named George. And the party finds themselves caught between confusion and pain, pain, pain….