Alf and Reilly are back and they're coffee creaming on TV, maybe possibly falling in love, and taking a shot of cream.

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Alf and Reilly are back and this time they're getting ooey, gooey, and delicious with the Paw Patrol squad.

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Alf and Reilly need someone to take their side as they fail to make it on broadway.

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This week Geoff and Reilly get blacklisted, become sketch artists, and return an ice cream, all while reading reviews on EREWHON. 

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This week on Review Revue, size matters, Geoff and Reilly have another bad Christmas, and get kicked out of a Karaoke bar while reading reviews on Karaoke Machines! 

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This week on Review Revue, Geoff and Reilly exercise their 2nd amendment rights and mix flavors, all while reading reviews on KINETIC SAND. 

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This week Geoff and Reilly perform a sting operation, become angry little babies, and illegally diagnose for chlamydia. 

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This week Geoff and Reilly read reviews on PLAIN WHITE TEES and have spanking trauma, get into litigation, and wear Jeans made by Levi himself. 

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This week on Review Revue, Geoff and Reilly enjoy some Really Hot Sauce, perform a play, and get a work place injury.

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This week on Review Revue, Geoff and Reilly rename Google, perform the best scene in the history of the show, and social climb. 

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This week on Review Revue, Geoff and Reilly prefer Tarzana over Mar Vista, make a bowling ball sick, and find a rich husband, all while reading reviews on BOWLING ALLEYS. 

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This week on Review Revue; Geoff and Reilly are joined by third-timer Daniel Rashid as they read reviews on WATERTOYS and misunderstand the assignment, acquaint themselves with their neighbors, and reconsider their marriage. 

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This week on Review Revue: Geoff and Reilly explore the many intricacy's of PASTE while buying school supplies, giving each other the talk, and paying too much for a commodity. 

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Reilly and Alf are joined by comedians Amanda Lifford and Ann Maddox as they attract the wrong crowd in this special guest episode of Review Revue!

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This week on Review Revue: Geoff and Reilly make some questionable decisions, mourn their granny, and stay at the Ritz, all while reading reviews on Florists.

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This week on Review Revue, Geoff and Reilly break up over a missed delivery, get shipped through the panama canal, and file a complaint, all while reading reviews on EDIBLE ARRANGEMENTS.

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This week on Review Revue, Geoff and Reilly read reviews on Custom Framers and create their greatest work yet, drop in on their framer, and try to make a new friend. 

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This week on Review Revue: Geoff and Reilly read reviews on Foreman Grills and don't bother opening the box, get divorced, and miss some important deadlines. 

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This week, Geoff and Reilly read reviews on READING LIGHTS and dabble with PAing, go to prison, and neglect their child. 

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Geoff and Reilly read reviews about Guitar Center, buy some refurbished gear, and record a Grammy award winning jam. 

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This week Geoff and Reilly repel their loved ones, get easily impressed, and express their less than appropriate sentiment towards cats, all while reading reviews on CAT CAFES.

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This week Geoff and Reilly read reviews on the Museum of Sex and learn a few things about hygiene, success, and game development. 

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Geoff and Reilly are back with some more reviews so sit back, relax, and grab a Sunny Delight while the revue crew join a focus group, investigate more crimes, and pitch a film. 

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This week Geoff and Reilly check into and check out reviews on Days Inn while making some calls, bullying a vagabond, and getting swindled on the internet. 

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It seems today that all you hear is Alfred singing intros while Reilly asks for themes. But where are those good old fan submissions on which we used to rely?

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Geoff and Reilly read reviews on Sleepytime Tea while visiting walking in their brother's shadow and chatting with their therapist. 

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Online comedy sensation Ed Jones joins Reilly and Geoff while they read reviews on Salsa Classes. 

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This week on Review Revue; Geoff and Reilly inherit a business, make a new friend, give a celebration of life speech, and read reviews on PERFUMERIES. 

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This week on Review Revue; Geoff and Reilly unbag some existential dread during a press conference, try some home-made Cajun cooking, help a young child transition to being a successful adult, and read reviews on ZIPLOC BAGS. 

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This week on Review Revue, Geoff and Reilly check out Sephora, and rank some numbers, drink some garnish, and visit a medium! 

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This week on Review Revue, Geoff and Reilly visit the renown and prestigious Starbucks Reserve and do a little jig, have dream premonitions, and get a little drunk on the job.

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This week on Review Revue; Geoff and Reilly read reviews on LAUNDROMATS and publish a book, never let go of their youth, and try to get through Ellis Island.

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This week on Review Revue, Reilly and Geoff get fired, eat rice out of a bag, try to take out a bank loan, and read reviews on STRESS BALLS.

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This week on Review Revue; Geoff and Reilly read reviews on CROCS, fail upwards, and forget basic motor skills. 

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This week on Review Revue: Geoff and Reilly read reviews on MULCH, pick it up and toss it, and are interviewed as real people not actors.

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Alf and Reilly are back and they forgot to bring an extra super soaker while simultaneously taking a blast to the gut.

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On this episode of Review Revue, Geoff and Reilly go on reality television, follow in their father's footsteps, and buy shoes for a wedding. This and more while reading reviews on J.CREW. 

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This week on review revue Geoff and Reilly crave that sweet, sweet cream, marry a widow, rate non-italian food, and commit even more crimes, all while reading reviews on Menchie's Frozen Yogurt. 

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This week the gang reads reviews on Carnival Cruises and perform a twist on a classic John Cage piece, get their 20 stuck in the money machine, and have a presidential debate. 

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This week Geoff and Reilly read reviews on BRIEFS and discuss their weird age gap, get kicked out of poker night, and get back together. 

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Comedian Michael Burns joins Reilly and Geoff to explore reviews from a restaurant from down under (Tampa, Florida) That's right, Outback Steakhouse.

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Years in the making! This week on Review Revue; Daniel, Reilly, and the top-sheet-expat try returning some bedsheets, rapping a eulogy, and becoming a baby. All this and more whilst reading reviews on SHEETS... TWO! 

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This week on Review Revue: Geoff and Reilly read reviews on SUGAR CEREALS and experience true freedom, a questionable business venture, and being the man in the house.                                                                                                                                        Follow at:                                                                                IG:@reillyanspaugh & @geoffreyjames                                                                              Twitter: @reilecoyote & @GeoffBoyardee                                                                     

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Geoff and Reilly fittingly kick off the new year by reading reviews on sheets, hosting the hottest new game show, filing police reports, and trying wool out for size. 

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This week on Review Revue; Reilly and Geoff read reviews on SWINGSETS and film a successful documentary for the wrong reasons, enjoy profiting off endangering children, and buy real-estate in Ann Arbor.

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It's finally here! Part two of the 2021 Reviewies;  On this episode of Review Revue, Reilly and Geoff reveal the fan voted TOP 4 episodes of 2021.  

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Alf and Reilly do a dumb dumb and visit a sex club in Berlin.

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Lyrics if you want to sing along I guess.

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Oh well her name is Frahny Rosen

And shes got a special trait

Yeah I know she must be chosen

And if not it must be fate

What I’m bout to be exposing

You can see it on her face

It’s this itty bitty feature filled with dignity and grace

Yeah it’s her nose, her smeller, her sniffer, her sneezer

My past present future yeah I call it Ebenezer

The other kids might see it and’ll feel the need to tease her

But its only cause they’re jellou, everybody wanna squeeze her

Touching that little baby ball on your nose

Makes me feel it in my body from my head to my toes

You could tour the whole country, you’d be selling out shows

Just as more people see it popularity grows

They’d be standing in line, waiting for hours

Coming in from other countries and be leaving it flowers

Telling all their friends about their magical encounters

And just after one touch they’d swear it had superpowers

Imagine that your holding a marble in your hand

But the outsides made of velvet and the insides made of jam

A heavenly relationship like God to Abraham

And we’re just all beholders cause we’re in the promised land

Now I could go on describing the best feeling in the world

But you really should be striving on your on to find this girl

Ask her for a favor, tell her what you know

That she holds the keys to feel eternally aglow

And you too might just be rhyming what for years we’ve all been pining

That her nose is what you’re finding up under the mistletoe

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