Explorez tous les épisodes du podcast Retrograde Amnesia: Comprehensive JRPG Retrospective
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| Lunar: Silver Star Story | E53: Raiding the Unmentionables (Socks) [Epilogue] | 03 Nov 2025 | 02:03:48 | |
The game is over but the game is not over. One our final episode for season seven, we're smelling the ocean on the breeze, losing all MP, putting faith in our strength, spending our brains out, affirming Ghaleon's insanity, declaring Jessica Day, requesting an adult, creating an open door policy, realizing Luna has no idea what the hell Ghaleon was trying to do, starting Jessica's domestic education, causing weird vibes, engaging in scat play, talking to Kyle too many times, raiding Luna's unmentionables, and realizing Victor made the game (multiple interpretations). Season 8, featuring Phantasy Star IV: The End of the Millennium, starts next week! 00:00:00 Slop Children
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| Lunar: Silver Star Story | E52: Idealism is Undefeated [Althena's Fortress, Part III] | 27 Oct 2025 | 01:14:43 | |
I am disgraced yet again. Season seven continues with us listening to a death rattle, making sure the Ocarina is in Alex's pocket, assigning jealousy as a motive, dumbing ourselves down for women, desecrating her sanctum, fighting for the ones we love, getting a little action, wishing for stronger hints, realizing girlfriend might be a bomb, confirming girlfriend must stay god, winning with the power of idealism, telling a lady that we're destined to be together, mutating after turning evil, censoring nudity, and receiving permission for Wheaties. Just go home and resign yourself to mankind's fate (another episode). 00:00:00 Please God Let It End
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| Lunar: Silver Star Story | E43: Victor Ireland Made Me Say a Slur [Talon Mines] | 25 Aug 2025 | 01:12:22 | |
What's up pixel perverts? Today we're blighting the surface for undesirables, rapidly switching discs, realizing the guards can hit, scraping metal out of the dirt, locating the only doctor in the world, experiencing goblin poetry, refusing to serve drinks to miners, dreaming of D Block, goofing into a slur, beating the prisoners, staring down a moral choice, changing hearts and minds, rushing the goblin narrative, playing with piss, and producing an unforgivable font mistake. In the absence of god you must have medicine. 00:00:00 Clair Obscur
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| Xenosaga | E20: Central Bottom Hole [Kukai Foundation, Part I] | 08 Jan 2024 | 01:04:43 | |
Hey, who's an illegitimate son? Maybe it's us, maybe it's you, maybe we're inserting the Durandal in the bottom hole, wondering of space flower cities are common, as you know'ing to oblivion, finding another palm tattoo guy, A-posing like an asshole, hinting at an anime ability, debating beach anxiety, admiring a soviet pistol, failing to comfort Shion, proposing a chaotic chaos theory, brining a screen to the beach, challenging DNA, freaking out at thunder, and wondering if the madman made more emulators. Fuck it, I guess. 00:00 All the Downloadin' | 01:53 Intro | 04:13 Approaching Kukai Foundation | 09:09 Gaignun Kukai | 16:25 Gaigun + Jr Office Chat | 25:13 Sad Sack Shion | 28:17 Launch Pad | 30:32 Beach Day | 33:41 Kevin Dissociation | 35:38 Beach Bastards | 46:35 Gaignun Calls Helmer | 54:08 Goodbye Beac\h | 56:26 Real Net | 01:00:55 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get early access, ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod Cohost: cohost.org/retroam E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Xenosaga | E19: Identity Diffusion, the Eternal Dilemma [Durandal, Part II] | 01 Jan 2024 | 00:56:37 | |
Identity diffusion: the eternal dilemma. Diffuse your identity with us as we're wondering if child robots are programmed to hate a biological dad father, running like a big goober, bombing a pick-up line, discovering a gambling-addicted populace, begging for dig-b abuse, stealing signage, considering a fan club, telling Momo that robot fireflies are good actually, entering the Pinocchio zone, and throating the military balance. The truth that exists here may have been a bit too much for her. 00:00 New Chris | 03:00 Intro | 04:58 Where's Momo? | 09:31 Dock | 12:25 Residential Area | 25:14 Bridge | 27:51 Hangar | 30:26 Park | 43:32 Further Exploration | 45:27 Real Net | 50:32 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get early access, ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod Cohost: cohost.org/retroam E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Xenosaga | E18: The Bodies of Jesus Christ and His Superstars [Durandal, Part I] | 25 Dec 2023 | 01:09:32 | |
Will feeling pain make me complete? Complete your own pain and listen as we're not supplied for a gnosis attack, freaking out on the bridge, dialing up the KOSMOS contemplativeness, talkin' bout momma, scanning transfection course, deciding it's Kevin's hand at work, failing the yearly review, wondering if computer mom has a virus, falling into a hell void, exposing the devil hand, telling our friends where we keep dangerous items, showing off our emulators, concocting a perfect Kukai Foundation real-world analog, reducing to salt, and insulting the biological father of our future robot girl girlfriend. No cum, just satan. 00:00 Marathon Recap | 03:15 Intro | 05:13 Asymmetrical Space Bridge Panic | 11:28 Technobabble Word Salad World Championship | 16:36 KOSMOS' Gnosis Eradication Methods | 23:37 Pleroma Check In | 25:19 Durandal Bridge | 32:28 Miltia Flashback | 36:09 Zohar(s) | 45:46 Betty | 56:34 Real Net | 01:05:50 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get early access, ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod Cohost: cohost.org/retroam E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Xenosaga | E17: Ethical Consumption [Cathedral Ship, Part II] | 18 Dec 2023 | 01:04:48 | |
I alone can take humanity to its next natural state of evolution. Together alone, we're inducing a tilt-shift effect, defining PS2 ladder controls, going to the mall, curing women's diseases with herbs, softening the hardness of mother, running a doomed op, hallucinating wife and child wife, meeting Hamburger Hook, suffering the ultimate sense of peer rejection, getting anime crucified, going Gargoyle Mode, living with contradictions, embracing the arts, lusting after the great reset, failing to develop any hobbies, feeling left behind, and finding the greatest solace in slowly fading away. Everything is the Third Impact. That's how anime works. 00:00 Intro | 02:56 Cathedral Ship Exploration | 12:45 Dirty Zohar | 14:28 The Ballad of Andrew Cherenkov IV | 17:53 More Cathedral Ship Exploration | 24:33 Golden Zohar | 37:11 The Ballad of Andrew Cherenkov V | 44:09 The Beach of Nothingness | 53:28 Existential Crisis | 56:23 Real Net I 59:38 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get early access, ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod Cohost: cohost.org/retroam E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Xenosaga | E16: A Miserable Pile of Nucleic Acid [Cathedral Ship, Part I] | 11 Dec 2023 | 00:56:48 | |
Why? Why not joins us as we're sleeping in our work clothes, steaming the breath, defining "ghost shit," foreboding ominously, penetrating the space column, spreading the Hilbert Effect to Ultra Wide, estimating our 10K times, staring down a door, honoring goldfish, becoming a brand new person, igniting the forehead glyph, fetishizing the aquarium, adopting a husband, denying a legacy, suggesting Demolition Man sex, dehumanizing the remixed man, slaughtering a clone, and reclaiming garbage for villainous objectives. I've always wanted to be a type Z man. 00:00 Intro | 03:19 Port to Miltia | 04:01 The Ballad of Andrew Cherenkov I | 09:54 Shion's Grayscale Zone | 12:57 Elsa in Hyperspace | 15:59 Cathedral Ship Arrival | 19:52 The Ballad of Andrew Cherenkov II | 24:04 Exploring Cathedral Ship | 29:03 The Ballad of Andrew Cherenkov III |47:25 Margulis' Dog Rescue Program | 50:27 Real Net | 54:05 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get early access, ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod Cohost: cohost.org/retroam E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Xenosaga | E15: This Game is Apolitical [Dock Colony] | 04 Dec 2023 | 00:58:22 | |
Are you enjoying life? We're certainly enjoying reading the obvious signs of an apolitical game, inventing more things to haunt Cherenkov, cleaning to impress men, dunking on Allen, hiding the fish detector, threatening members of the military, turning and coughing, weighing ourselves, making it weird in the basement, getting our asses kicked in an alley, activating the forehead glyph, rejecting nanosurgery, lying about secret forehead ankh powers, detesting this old body, and wondering why women can't work on me. It's because of those good for nothings that I live like this now. 00:00 Intro | 02:57 Elsa at Dock Colony | 07:16 Ygdrasslin' the Elsa | 14:31 Dock Colony Exploration | 19:27 Dock Clinic | 25:34 Talk To Me | 30:24 The Adventures of Andrew Cherenkov | 31:32 Lower Dock Colony | 35:40 Cherenkov Debrief | 41:43 More Adventures of Andrew Cherenkov | 44:06 Yggdrasslin the Elsa II | 46:05 Real Net | 49:49 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get early access, ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod Cohost: cohost.org/retroam E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Xenosaga | E14: Don't Sext Your Kaiser [U-TIC Battleship] | 27 Nov 2023 | 01:06:30 | |
Pierce me with your hatred. Pierce your ears as we're referencing The Wizard of Oz, activating false memories, introducing a southern belle and a goth princess, making a sword into a spaceship, suspecting Momo's abduction was an inside job, wondering if —they— will come, determining Albedo's whole deal, debating AWGS vs mech, killing the Woglinde again, engaging condition zebra, subchanneling to a high velocity cannon, foreshadowing T-elos, meandering through a dungeon, plugging a cable into our heads, jacking into everything, and pondering the combination of short man syndrome combined with large guns. Penetrate the port side and prepare for combat. 00:00 Intro | 03:25 Enter Jr. I 15:16 Aboard the Durandal | 19:16 Margulis' Manipulations | 31:26 Jr and Mary: Salvagers | 36:18 Durandal vs UTIC | 40:57 Jr's Mission | 52:16 Sisterly Data Transmission | 59:07 Real Net | 01:03:11 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get early access, ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod Cohost: cohost.org/retroam E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Xenosaga | E13: Anime Moment of the Lord [U-TIC Attack] | 20 Nov 2023 | 01:07:07 | |
There is no need to divert more personnel to this location. At our location, we're figuring out if Andrew Cherenkov is a character, performing sick tricks in the space column, skittering off the column wall, avoiding obligations for either a tunnel shooter or a crane game, counting on Allen, recognizing Chaos' interest in souls, misunderstanding Boost, wondering if Hammer and Tony will ever make out, assuming Naruto has anything to do with this, watching Hammer's shit roll downhill onto Allen, revealing government secrets to a government secret, referencing boogers, debating the ethics of robot gratitude, throwing the ship out, and committing insider trading. The current situation shows that I can manage without the help of others. 00:00 Intro | 06:01 Flyboys and Flygirls in the Space Column | 16:05 Ziggy and Momo in the Cargo Bay | 25:09 Rescuing Ziggy & Momo | 37:26 Ziggy & Momo Meet & Greet | 41:09 Family Dinner Night || 47:33 Elsa Tour | 56:35 Real Net | 01:01:22 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get early access, ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod Cohost: cohost.org/retroam E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Xenosaga | E12: The Wrath of Jesus [Still on the Elsa] | 13 Nov 2023 | 00:55:08 | |
We have scenarios, so we have to have keys. The keys to this episode include disappointing the real human robot child, wondering where the Y Data is hidden, sealing off space, realizing there is an even higher council, hiding the map from Tony, receiving correspondence from Kazuya, performing the wrath of Jesus, wondering if the UNM lady is a robot, slamming the brakes on a spacecraft, playing hardball with Shion's boss, offloading busywork to Miyuki, and reminding Allen that he is made of shit. Technically, you are a man, so you need to be more careful. 00:00 Intro | 02:29 Area 66, Rupen Sector | 04:24 Council of Fucked Up Guys II | 15:27 Elsa Catapult Conundrum | 28:18 UMN Chat | 32:11 Ziggy Is Maverick | 34:53 Shion x Miyuki Zoom Call |44:49 Real Net | 49:15 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get early access, ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod Cohost: cohost.org/retroam E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Xenosaga | E11: Eating Neatly [Back on the Elsa] | 06 Nov 2023 | 01:02:34 | |
Now, where does the real you exist? As we exist, we're applying the rules of characters to our characters, sharing curry instead of a campfire, noting the lack of estrogen as applied to sexist stereotypes, sleeping with food, witnessing Allen go down in flames, crawling with mutants, directing eyeballs, throwing guns all over the bed, rubbing couches for secret items, potentially pulling a Shinji on a sleeping robot, killing everyone, firing an invisible arrow from an invisible bow, failing to execute the sleeping robot, capturing the Elsa's screaming hole, exercising the habit of pulling a gun, and explaining how we're definitely soldiers and we go where we're told. Girls won't like you if you're so annoying. 00:00: Intro | 02:57 Character Game | 07:12 Dinner At The Elsa | 11:11 Cleaning Up Dinner | 20:54 Elsa Exploration / Hot Plate | 27:18 Chaos Looks At KOSMOS | 29:16 The Night KOSMOS Went Crazy | 39:23 Cherenkov Looks At KOSMOS |42:04 Exploring Elsa Basement | 47:44 Shion Chats With Cherenkov | 56:34 Real Net | 59:28 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get early access, ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod Cohost: cohost.org/retroam E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Lunar: Silver Star Story | E42: Pooter Retained [Embarking to the Frontier] | 18 Aug 2025 | 00:53:05 | |
You're prisoners of foolish ambition. You're consumers of the pod, an episode in which we're smelling so sweetly, waiting for Kyle to say it, finally realizing what we should have known, using ass-beating thoughts as a coping mechanism, fighting out of duty, living in the present, becoming a character, deploying a maximally appropriate sound effect, executing the double betrayal, leering at a bromide, refusing to pay for our own engine, demanding more out of Dyne's past, justifying Nash's actions, having a power that cannot be measured, and preserving the pooter. Nothing matters now. 00:00:00 Infinite Pause
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| Xenosaga | E10: The First Dad Game [Pleroma] | 30 Oct 2023 | 01:01:25 | |
Machines like you exist to be used. Machines like us exist to talk about entering the Android Discourse with Margulis and Momo, requiring mommy to take us back to the lab, aborting any reasonable attempt at stealth, burying cult figureheads in child robot brains, merging our cult base with its previous religion, unrealty'ing a mere phenomenon, decoding Pleroma, baptizing our new daughter with her selected name, loving the back toss, passing the Life Recycling Act, buying our son a robot dog, slipping off pipes, deploying a mobile Hilbert Effect, and cutting through smoke. What happens after that, god only knows. 00:00 Intro | 02:07 Hello Momo | 06:51 Ziggy Infiltrates Pleroma | 12:28 Ziggy x Juli |16:03 Ziggy Looks For Momo | 30:09 Ziggy Finds Momo | 36:00 Ziggy Flashes Back | 39:12 Ziggy and Momo Escape | 49:55 Ziggy vs Margulis | 53:49 Ziggy Escapes Pleroma | 56:16 Real Net | 59:09 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get early access, ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod Cohost: cohost.org/retroam E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Xenosaga | E9: 2000 F*cked Up Guys [Elsa, Part II + SOCE Meeting] | 23 Oct 2023 | 01:05:21 | |
It's the same for me. It's just something I can do. What you can do is listen to us talk about double-momming Allen, wondering if Captain Matthews cuts Chris' lawn, seducing Shion with wine, firing 9MM bullets in space, excelling over others in one specific skill, going full Gendo Ikari, hearing Willhem introduce more vocabulary words, introducing another masked man mystery, watching a planet disappear, preparing Plan 31, sitting in obelisk chairs, talking about Councils of Fucked Up Guys, donating our bodies to Ziggurat Industries, requesting the deletion of neural memories, and being brought back to life against our will. We are the ones who determine life or death. 00:00 Anime | 01:17 Intro | 02:38 Woglinde Crew Meets Elsa Crew | 15:19 Gnosis on the Elsa | 24:30 Dämmerung | 32:53 Pleroma | 40:22 Fifth Jerusalem Orbit Tower | 58:07 Real Net | 01:01:57 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get early access, ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod Cohost: cohost.org/retroam E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Xenosaga | E8: Meta Gel [Elsa, Part I] | 16 Oct 2023 | 00:56:20 | |
Let's meet the space junkers. Let's also make sure we're owing money to the Kukai Foundation, presenting as another nerd class, warning others of our addictions via head-based apparel, disrespecting space corpses, expressing interest in space necrophilia, punching a spaceship window, trying to make meaningful contact with someone, shitting in a refrigerator (???), deploying the authority hand, threatening suicide to compel to robot into action, manifesting an anime boy, touching a lady's shoulder, and fighting chaos with order. KOSMOS and chaos are opposite things; thank you ButtCoin. 00:00 Intro | 03:17 The Elsa | 14:38 KOSMOS In Space | 28:29 Escape Pod Madness | 38:39 chaos | 47:07 Escape Pod Rescue | 47:54 Real Net | 52:36 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get early access, ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod Cohost: cohost.org/retroam E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Xenosaga | E7: A Finitely Bound Realm [Gnosis Attack, Part III] | 09 Oct 2023 | 00:56:56 | |
KOSMOS has the capacity for being sassy. We don't, but we're debating the rules of Gnosis-touching, engaging the Hilbert Effect, cutting sausage goblins, fiddling with the menus, demanding our deaths mean something, wondering of Asimov's laws of robotics apply here, death rattling "Feb," once again seeking god in the machine, typing on the computer while the world ends, wondering when physicality came back to games, reporting in to a Scenario Guy, laughing like Bryan Fury, and riding an escape pod doggystyle. Your life has meaning. Death does not. 00:00 Intro | 02:57 KOSMOS Enters the Chat | 14:51 Woglinde Evacuation | 21:18 Zohar Hangar Showdown | 24:45 Post-Virgil | 38:27 Still Evacuating | 40:51 Woglinde Explodes | 45:14 Real Net | 51:29 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get early access, ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod Cohost: cohost.org/retroam E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Xenosaga | E6: Baphomet Feet [Gnosis Attack, Part II] | 02 Oct 2023 | 01:05:50 | |
The company says we can't free the slaves. While you're in our company, we're pounding human meat into bloody shit, violating privacy agreements, sucking a Gnosis out the airlock, dying like it's our job, moving randomly, citing divine intervention, running around like an idiot, looting a dead man's key, going awol during battle, going down with the ship, faking death to escape death, suffering fuel Eric explosives, citing facts and logic as we kill fake real people, and resigning from life with a whimper. Oh well, I'm going to die anyway. 00:00 Zohar: The Book of Splendor | 02:05 Intro | 03:34 Gnosis Attack | 08:15 KOS-MOS Wakes Up | 15:53 Surviving The Woglinde | 20:18 Shion & Virgil | 32:47 Gnosis Attack More | 40:14 Zohar Chamber Evac | 42:45 Shion & Virgil II | 59:14 Real Net | 01:03:13 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get early access, ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod Cohost: cohost.org/retroam E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Xenosaga | E5: Crestfallen Coffee Face [Gnosis Attack, Part I] | 25 Sep 2023 | 01:09:33 | |
Cosmos is pronounced differently than KOS-MOS. This time we're treating DME addiction as a casual hobby, jamming to the Seraphim Sisters, wondering if Realians deserve equal rights, not delivering the sexy murder robot project on time, hiding a mysterious phone call, acquiring the M.W.S., video chatting with a mysterious bad guy, indulging in the old ways to spite our sister, wishing this wouldn't happen again, distorting space time, suffering an assault from ancient space fish, and standing on spaceships like Gundams. An incident like that will never happen again. 00:00 Twilight of the Idols | 02:21 Intro | 03:52 Woglinde Tour IV | 10:57 Woglinde Bridge | 28:26 Return to the Realian Lab | 29:44 Enter Margulis | 38:09 Jin Uzuki | 44:09 Shion's Nightmare | 49:07 A Series of Alarms | 01:03:11 Real Net | 01:05:01 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get early access, ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod Cohost: cohost.org/retroam E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Xenosaga | E4: A Weird, Shakespearean Creeper [Realian Lab] | 18 Sep 2023 | 01:13:21 | |
Better safe than curry. On this episode we're diagnosing problems with Realians strapped to inversion tables, writing Realians off as infants, equating fables and proverbs to myths and legends, driving free will out of a machine, finding ourselves addicted to the consumption of body tissue, moralizing cannibalism, referencing some kind of disaster in Miltia, locating Mr. Driller, investigating planetary disappearances, thinking about Ninja Assault, playing tag money matches, and hanging out in a hangar. You're the same as us humans, you just happen to be born differently. 00:00 Intro | 03:08 Realian Lab | 20:02 Enter Luis Virgil | 34:19 Realian Lab II | 41:47 Woglinde Tour IV | 57:47 A.W.G.S. Hangar | 01:02:02 Real Net | 01:07:49 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get early access, ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod Cohost: cohost.org/retroam E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Xenosaga | E3: God is Decentralized [Woglinde, Part II] | 11 Sep 2023 | 01:12:31 | |
Who is the most human character in Xenosaga, and is that individual even human? To figure that out, we're chatting up our Vector co-workers, diagnosing Allen's patheticness, discussing Jung's origin of all shit, refusing to ask out our boss, confessing sins while we beat up our subordinates, reminisce enduring thoughts, ding-crossing with a ghost girl, slacking off because of bimbos, referencing multiple "incidents," and committing to fix the Realians outside of union rules. Don't have feelings about your science robot. 00:00 Intro | 05:07 Vector Lab | 08:50 Exploring Vector Lab | 17:03 Woglinde Tour I | 24:34 Lab Goofs | 29:35 Zohar / Vanderkam | 33:42 Kevin! | 39:31 Zohar Freakout | 44:57 Woglinde Tour II | 49:00 Allen Finds Shion | 57:40 Woglinde Tour III | 01:02:01 Real Net | 01:06:39 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get early access, ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod Cohost: cohost.org/retroam E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Xenosaga | E2: Dancing Around to Move the Sh*t of the Universe [Woglinde, Part I] | 04 Sep 2023 | 01:17:04 | |
Can robots experience emotions? Can we? Listen to use try as we're advancing time by 40 centuries, obscuring facial details, losing our minds in technobabble, looking for scientific evidence of the human soul, dancing around to move the shit of the universe, entering virtual reality, reluctantly wishing our robot weapon was our real friend, entering U.M.N. Mode for some tips, seeing enemies on screen, generating blood smoke, kicking off our sci-fi game in an industrial wasteland, holding R2 to walk, witnessing a ghost child, gating out of space, and diving into Cherenkov's eccentricity. Pollyanna is a not a crewmember of the Woglinde. 00:00 Intro | 02:56 4000 Years Later | 21:21 Encephalon Training | 45:38 Encephalon Drone Upgrade | 50:02 The Hilbert Effect | 55:01 Lab Debrief | 1:00:02 Woglinde Bridge | 01:10:03 Real Net | 01:12:34 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get early access, ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod Cohost: cohost.org/retroam E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Xenosaga | E1: Let the Saga Take You [Introduction] | 28 Aug 2023 | 00:59:17 | |
Hi. Welcome to season five of Retrograde Amnesia. As we let the Saga take us, we're talking about when and where Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille zur Macht came out, observing the will to power, establishing Xeno-links, finding inspiration in pornography, resolving to finish the soundtrack, treating cut-scene length like a threat, losing to Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball, socking the doorknob for spoilers, agreeing Xenosaga was the most important thing to ever happen, forecasting an existential crisis, inserting a zohar key in a zohar shape, and observing the light from the nether. You've read the document, now play the game. 00:00 Intro | 04:13 Release Information | 09:42 Development Team | 20:20 Promotional Media | 24:15 Contemporary Reviews | 28:27 Memories and Expectations | 44:17 Intro Cut Scene | 53:45 Real Net | 57:20 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| INFINITE PERFECT 004: Performance Violence [Mutant League Football + Mutant League Hockey] | 16 Aug 2025 | 00:54:58 | |
Mutant League Football and Mutant League Hockey were convergence points across gross out children's toys, gratuitous video game violence, and those who dared to dream up sports games for kids who weren't especially interested in sports. But is it bad when the toilet produces more than it consumes? Eric thought about this for the last five months. It's the fourth episode of Infinite Perfect. 00:00:00 Violence | |||
| Suikoden II | E43: You Can Just Leave [Finale] | 21 Aug 2023 | 01:24:29 | |
This the final farewell. On our final episode for season four, we're closing the loop on a humiliated Lucia, owning the shit out of Han Cunningham, licking the carpet, rattling death over Seed and Culgan, thinking killing is a good thing, breaking up with my adopted kid and dead wife, filling our pockets with stolen death coins, crumbling the palace, denying the responsibility of creating a new country (Riou Country), escaping all forms of responsibility, purchasing some mannequin piss, returning to the promise rock, refusing to fight Jowy, waving off murder crimes, accepting a death ruse, and stalking my ex from afar. Fate is not unchangeable, you can just leave. Join us next week for season five, Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille zur Macht. 00:00 Last One | 00:40 Intro | 01:40 Sacking L'Renouille | 07:28 Han Cunningham | 11:54 Seed & Culgan | 15:40 Goodbye, Jillia + Pilika | 21:25 Leon Silverburg | 26:40 Riou Lives | 27:32 After The War | 29:51 King Riou Ending | 32:15 Good Ending | 35:20 Jowy | 46:26 Nanami | 50:54 Character Endings | 01:11:43 Real Net | 01:16:08 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Suikoden II | E42: All F*ckers Reporting for Duty [The Siege of L'Renouille] | 14 Aug 2023 | 01:01:14 | |
Would you like me to sheathe Odessa in you? While the boys hot me up in the mouth, we're taking a ton of baths, waxing heads, foreshadowing Kelley, observing a knight paradox, suffering rune exhaustion, stabbing my wife in the stomach, sloshing water around, betting the farm of a fire card, cutting promos as the world burns down, dispatching Viktor on a dirty job, calling off the sacrifice play, shedding gun blood, insulating the populace from politics, and returning to our hometown. Living people have the pain of living. 00:00 Birthday Pickles | 03:07 Intro | 04:21 Bath Scenes | 09:32 Clive/Elza Muse | 14:57 Rockaxe Check In | 17:26 The Weight Of War | 20:00 Blood Sacrifice | 25:06 The Fire Card | 31:35 Fire War | 38:38 Major Battle: L'Renouille | 42:42 Sajah / Clive Finale | 50:29 Tenzan Pass | 51:00 Kyaro | 53:11 Real Net | 55:24 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Suikoden II | E41: Riding the Rails to Totalitarism [Retaking Matilda] | 07 Aug 2023 | 01:03:02 | |
Since we are risking everything, it's a big gamble. Risk your time and listen to us rejecting a cruel unicorn's thesis, peer pressuring Kiba into death, completing group math problems, receiving the divine power of destiny, yarring, merging for the kill, forging citizen soldiers, combining Capture The Flag with murder, invading Rockaxe Castle, double-ko'ing a battle, separating from the main party, suffering from Rune addiction, dodging bolts with critical input timing, forgiving signs with hungry friends, prioritizing the flag, and letting everyone console our weepy protagonist. Anyone unwilling to die should leave now. 00:00 Fighting Chris | 01:24 Intro | 03:55 Sierra x Siegfried | 07:00 Kiba's Suicide Run | 12:18 All Hands Meeting | 19:23 Ygg'castlin' | 21:13 Liberating Matilda | 23:14 Matilda Debrief | 28:26 Matilda Invasion | 34:49 Riou x Jowy X Gorudo | 51:04 Nanami | 53:51 Sorry, Riou | 56:09 Real Net | 59:51 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Suikoden II | E40: Fully Destiny-Pilled [Retaking Muse] | 31 Jul 2023 | 01:10:07 | |
It makes my heart soar like an eagle to see your face again. Hear our voices again as we're debating pregnancy, switching Greenhill's music, loving a lady like a sister, locating some lost clay, reuniting the musical trio, recruiting another cave-dwelling misanthrope, reuniting the two best dandy fops ever made, saving Pesmerga for last, living by the way of a level 14 sword, containing truth inside of lies, marching the troops outta here, listening to Jowy's idiot plea to run away, cleansing the stain of defeat, telling girls what they look like, letting some of our guys get eaten by magic wolves, and seeking the Third Impact. Our friendship is what's truly precious. 00:00 Star Wars Hotel | 03:48 Intro | 05:31 Pico | 13:41 Jude | 19:05 Alberto | 20:42 Mazus | 23:59 Vincent | 29:36 Pesmerga | 33:14 Genshu | 38:46 Ninja Village | 40:24 Muse Invasion Meeting | 43:40 Jowy's Gambit | 51:50 Major Battle: Liberating Muse | 54:23 Golden Wolves | 01:00:41 Real Net | 01:03:03 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Suikoden II | E39: Why is Yuber? [Retaking Greenhill] | 24 Jul 2023 | 01:02:08 | |
I am your death. With the rest of our life, we're confronting an invader, casting earthquake in my bedroom, visiting the narcissist garden, choosing to fight, waiting for battlefield reports, returning the Greenhill's forest, pleading ignorance over a severe war crime, deferring the sins of the father, assigning Yuber to the rune police, teleporting to hell, keeping Teresa's promise, knowing the Knightdom would submit to fascists, deciding it all with a cook off, making a fucking mess in the kitchen, tearing up a recipe, rolling credits, and looking to a sword for inspiration. I owe nothing more, farewell. 00:00 Second Atheist | 03:38 Intro | 04:42 Lucia! | 08:54 Situation Explanation | 10:00 Muse/Greenhill Battle | 14:31 Staying Behind | 17:55 Greenhill Invasion | 28:28 Greenhill Showdown | 33:10 News From Matilda | 35:08 Hai-Yo Finale | 48:55 Tessai | 53:18 Real Net | 57:52 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Suikoden II | E38: Succession of Dogmen [Recruiting] | 17 Jul 2023 | 00:58:15 | |
I vow to aid you with all the strength in my worthless hands. After pissing all over Neclord, we're adding eight consecutive stars of destiny to our army, never cracking a smile, founding a coven, concealing true feelings for Anabelle, disservicing worms, recruiting a literal kraken, practicing kraken monogamy, swearing to Georg that we won't give up, developing a presence, literally pushing Gantetsu around, diverging into a new dog, switching to a new aggression, wishing Riou could join the circus, making mother sad, impregnating Yoshino, and allowing Flik closure for Odessa…at the expense of Nina. Watch and see how a brave man dies. 00:00 Season 5 Winner |02:46 Intro | 04:56 Hauser | 07:15 Sierra | 10:08 Jess | 12:26 Gijumu | 14:19 Lo-Wen | 15:49 Koyu | 17:28 Marlowe | 18:59 Kahn | 20:15 After Neclord | 21:32 Abizboah | 25:43 Georg Prime | 30:58 Gentetsu | 34:32 Boris | 40:18 Night Time Reflections | 52:54 Real Net | 55:11 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Suikoden II | E37: The Sin of Tricking Me [Neclord and Not Running Away] | 10 Jul 2023 | 01:08:27 | |
Now is the time to destroy the demon. As we reset reality, we're declining the temptation of abdication, breaking our sister, following orders into hell, acting on bad information, soft-locking inside Gustav's house, tunneling with Neclord, stating the need to seal a soul, shipping Sierra and Klaus, tricking promising youngsters, hating the self that cannot die, ethically sucking off, assembling a golem out of sprites, cutting a promo on Neclord, confirming Jesus, lamenting the zombies' effect on local commerce, and witnessing Jess accept humility. The sin of tricking me is a heavy one. 00:00 Season 5 Update | 02:09 Intro | 03:24 No, Nanami | 05:00 Jess: Idiot | 11:46 Mine Accident? | 16:44 Crom & Kahn | 21:14 Tigermouth & Sierra | 27:44 Crom Meeting | 35:10 Abandoned Mine | 41:47 Neclord: Showdown | 53:24 Post-Neclord | 01:00:39 Real Net | 01:06:36 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Suikoden II | E36: I've Had it with Lords [Running Away] | 03 Jul 2023 | 01:03:04 | |
When the need arises, it's these muscles that will come in handy. On this one we're calling into Coast to Coast AM, rendering Jess a surly dickhead, accusing town guys of being creeps, reliving Annabelle's death, watching Leknaat have a stroke, learning that kids shouldn't kill people, abandoning ship with Nanami, leaving shit in the hotel room, allowing zombies to engulf dirt towns, living for true meaning and promises, killing off a Star of Destiny, slapping the shit out of Riou, retreating to a log cabin, acting like we never did our dumb selfish bullshit, demanding bath, and pretending like all of this never happened. I've had it with lords. 00:00 Season 5 Semifinal | 01:30 Intro | 06:08 Jess Shits Up The Joint | 13:26 Decompressing with Leknaat | 16:42 Nanami's Breaking Point | 24:10 Running Away to Cron | 30:09 Running Away to Tigermouth | 32:13 Georg's Ultimatum | 37:10 Jowy's Tummy Ache | 39:08 Riou vs Peers | 47:26 Rewind Bad End to Crom | 52:07 Real Net |56:03 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Suikoden II | E35: Items are Nouns [Tinto] | 26 Jun 2023 | 01:04:47 | |
Speak with your fists while we talk with our mouths about running an obstacle course, gathering intel from mountain bandits, observing the town well, conjuring a bicycle, bringing water for it, refusing to pay for another meal, brandishing Window Sets, reading every available town item, unionizing mine work, hauling the dirt away, learning the secret of scroll making, smoothing out Tinto's political situation, commenting on arm size, telling Marlowe he's not up to the job, and questioning the necessity of a vampire-zombie ethnostate. The place where god lives is so filthy. 00:00 Season 5 Games Pool | 06:35 Intro | 08:27 Drakemouth Pass | 10:05 Lampdragon Bandits | 13:36 Tigermouth Village | 20:50 Crom | 22:26 L.C. Chan | 28:12 Tenkou | 34:23 Tinto | 42:16 Raura | 47:06 Gustav's House | 54:34 Fucking Neclord | 56:55 Real Net | 01:00:40 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Suikoden II | E34: Ill-Feeling Left [Return to Muse] | 19 Jun 2023 | 00:57:36 | |
This is a gift from my heart, I hope it will help with throwing down over the Sindar, spreading rumors of peace, becoming old enough to get lost, regressing portraits, adapting nuclear bomb logic, pumping Jowy's dialogue into Teresa, denying Jowy anything and everything, using Pilika as human collateral, stacking up war crimes, having ill-feeling left, realizing Neclord has resurfaced in Tinto, allowing Lester to restore Hai-Yo's confidence, tickling Gremio, validating onomatopoeias, calling in pregnant mom favors, and finally receiving a toilet confirmation. Eat a bowl of it, and you'll burst with happiness. 00:00 Season 5 Games Pool | 05:29 Intro | 07:23 Killey & Loralai | 09:41 Coronet 11:40 Muse Peace Conference | 20:51 Rescue | 26:15 Pilika Bait Debrief | 29:15 Koyu's Debacle | 37:50 Hai-Yo vs Lester | 40:59 Gremio's Special Stew | 43:39 Drakemouth Village | 49:24 Real Net | 53:05 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Lunar: Silver Star Story | E41: Her Ass-Butt in the Water [Dragonmaster World Tour, Part II] | 11 Aug 2025 | 01:11:04 | |
I wanna see some skull. Down in that bone zone, we're coming up with magic city protection spells, wearing villain attire, contemplating infinity, making mother look so afraid, seeking the emasculation of self, crying in baby poop, dropping trou, becoming an honorary citizen of Lann, wearing an everybody magnet, loving Whitney Houston, building machines to travel underwater, talking to everyone everywhere, beautifying our bodies, and laughing like Beavis to make it through a bit. Take off that silly costume and go away. 00:00:00 Reptile
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| Suikoden II | E33: You Got Some Complaint Karen? [South Window, Radat, and Kuskus] | 12 Jun 2023 | 01:05:01 | |
If it's in your mouth, it's good. And what's in our mouth? How about sightseeing in South Window, wondering how Max got even worse, trying to pay for food with songs, farting through our stomach, singing silence, following the trail of the Sindar, selling out Alex, slapping Alex, remaining drutherless, recruiting a Riou impersonator, dancing with Karen, solving another conflict with a cookoff, examining defeat, marrying children to each other, presenting a peace treaty, fumbling the sacred moonbird recipe, and assuming Jowy's intentions are genuine. Face me in the kitchen. 00:00 Season 5 Games Pool |04:58 Intro | 06:15 Maximillian | 10:17 Annalee | 16:02 Killey | 24:43 Hoi | 32:39 Karen | 39:56 Hai Yo vs Gyokuran | 44:15 Culgan's Offer | 55:22 Hai Yo vs Retso | 01:00:15 Real Net | 01:02:27 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Suikoden II | E32: My Republican Throne [Tir McDohl Quest] | 05 Jun 2023 | 00:51:12 | |
Whether it's a gift from the heavens, or simply destiny, I don't know. What I can tell you is that we're realizing Shu pulled a move from The Art of War, sleeping for a week, demanding Simone bark like a dog, allowing Antonio to pep up Hai Yo, appealing to Gremio's weakness, witnessing the soul still burning inside of Tir, getting a little kid abducted, hatching out of a worm, stepping back from the republican throne, gentling ribbing our war buddies, shooting our shot with Cleo, acknowledging the pain of home, replaying Suikoden 2 to correct a typo, and feeling satisfied with our adventure into the past. Walk your road unafraid. 00:00 Season 5 Games Pool | 04:37 Intro | 05:59 Luca Decompression | 11:06 Groggy Morning | 15:44 Hai Yo vs Antonio | 19:44 Gremio + McDohl | 24:51 Rescuing Ko | 31:12 Tir Returns to the Palace | 34:35 Tir Returns to his Friends | 36:20 Tir Returns Home | 40:07 Farewells | 45:02 Real Net | 47:55 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Suikoden II | E31: The Human Power of This Human Monster [Luca Blight Battle] | 29 May 2023 | 01:09:05 | |
I want to believe I am brave enough to accept fate. Until then, destiny entails massaging Luca's ego into self-destruction, surrounding dog units with man units, sharing a face with Luc, realizing Tsai is an ugly deadbeat dad, getting our life together, caring about breeding, designating ambush positions, winning a war battle way too early, thirsting for blood, creating three tactical units, preparing our eyes for darkness, violently arrowing dudes to death, beating the holiest of shit out of Luca, 1v1'ing Luca No Items Firefly Tree, giving a world class villain death speech, and getting married again. The thirst that scorched my flesh is disappearing. 00:00 Season 5 Games Pool | 03:12 Intro | 05:21 Highland Camp | 07:00 Ridley's Been Ambushed ! | 12:52 Castle Business | 14:30 Tsai'd Quest | 20:25 Highland Camp | 22:41 Strategy Meeting | 26:27 Major Battle: Luca Blight | 31:36 Hai Yo vs Ryuko | 34:46 Intel | 38:03 Luca's Night Raid | 46:49 Luca's Firefly Tree | 55:45 Victory Assembly | 56:48 Coronation |01:00:44 Real Net | 01:05:50 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Suikoden II | E30: Blessed White Lady [Recruiting] | 22 May 2023 | 00:53:53 | |
With you, I think I'll be able to hear many new sounds. Listen close as we're relearning about the Gate Rune War, realizing Badeaux has the shine to him, listening to the heart, wondering if everyone here only has three fingers, defending a good monster, taking up two slots, feeling the charge between Valeria and Anita, defining "maiden" for a pervert fantasy horse, blessing a white lady, recruiting a werewolf, learning more about The Group, getting Harmonia into the theater of war, piercing Flik's cold hard shell, and gathering once more with our circus friends. You cannot separate the world into people and monsters. 00:00 Season 5 Games Pool | 03:53 Intro | 05:37 Old Book Vol 7 | 07:38 Badeaux | 12:18 Connell | 15:16 Ayda & Feather | 23:18 Anita & Valeria, Round 1 | 26:06 Sigfried | 31:30 Bob | 34:47 Hai Yo vs Bashok | 40:21 Pre War Battle Meeting | 41:36 Night Time Reflections | 47:38 Real Net | 49:40 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Suikoden II | E29: Portraitless Fools [Toran Republic] | 15 May 2023 | 00:57:08 | |
I would like to sound good to me. If that sounds good to you, we're getting rid of various portraits, observing replica Tir clothes, forging an State with you, dropping dots like Humphrey, recognizing special boy eye glimmer, picking between Kasumi and Valeria, borrowing the Blinking Mirror, frittering time and money away, picking up Lorelai off the street, making 50,000 potch from Celadon Urns for Gordon's ass, reading Sonya Shulen's diary, suffering the noblewoman's laugh, embarrassing a ninja, and denying the crunch of time. Take my idiot son with you. 00:00 Saturn | 01:38 Intro | 03:05 Toran Border Patrol | 04:45 Gregminster Palace | 08:32 Throne Room | 17:26 Kasumi & Valeria | 22:00 Sheena | 27:27 Exploring Gregminster | 44:22 Rokkaku Hamlet | 49:44 Banner Village | 50:34 Real Net | 54:19 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Suikoden II | E28: A Dismal Backwater [Banner Village] | 08 May 2023 | 00:58:19 | |
Gentleness has becoming a sin in this world. Handle us with care while we're finding Sheena up to his old assaults, boiling water at high altitudes, setting aside time to wack off, feeling inspired by the Toran Republic, pushing that inspiration into admiration, picking Freed Y to form an alliance, climbing rope for celadon urns, reflecting on Lord Granmeyer's folly, getting Clive shot to shit, meeting another dandy fop by the river, recruiting a narcissist for the war effort, traversing another chirpy forest, confronting monsters again, stumbling into a secret ninja village, and knocking at the gates of a beautiful golden city. It makes me feel good to make something dirty clean again. 00:00 Trivia | 01:41 Intro | 03:45 Sex Pest Sheena | 19:26 Castle Level 3 | 24:23 South Window | 27:00 Radat / Clive Incident #6 | 35:00 Banner Village | 37:49 Simone & Lebrante | 45:10 Banner Pass | 48:08 Rokkaku Interlude | 48:43 More Banner Pass | 49:49 Real Net | 53:29 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Suikoden II | E27: Married, Knighted, and Blighted [Battle Against Kiba] | 01 May 2023 | 00:56:11 | |
Content warning (sexual assault) from 22:29 to 25:46. I love a good challenge, it's what keeps me going. As we go into battle with no strategy, we're respecting our opponents, alienating the dog race, getting married and knighted at the same time, recognizing the wine of fealty, poisoning a blood beverage, rearranging units, performing racism as a ruse, equating ceremonial decapitation to a waste of resources, accepting a lesser strategist, aging 56 years in 37 years, killing Barbara in the kitchen, identifying a Mortal Kombat crossover, and trying to stop the mortal peril of high-level chef competitions. To lead, you must first die in your mind. 00:00 Understand | 02:35 Intro |03:56 Kiba and Klaus, Round 1 | 09:20 Bad Habit | 12:02 Wedding-Regicide | 25:46 Shu's New Plan | 29:30 Kiba and Klaus, Round 2 |35:46 Kiba, Klaus, Welcome To The Resistance | 45:10 Castle Exploration | 48:59 Real Net | 53:45 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Suikoden II | E26: A Twenty-Five Second Rapture [Return to Muse] | 24 Apr 2023 | 00:56:32 | |
What's wrong, don't you think it's beautiful? As we try to control our emotion, we're witnessing a doubled-headed spectral wolf suck souls off, projecting filth, distrusting illegitimate blood, blinking out like a Mad Gear gang member, telling Knight Father of war crimes, debating a knight's honor, quitting my job, getting my boys to quit their job, pulling Leon out of the ether, suddenly deciding Riou is too important, watching a chef commit suicide for a cake recipe, loafing off, denying a monster devoured everyone, and pretending to be friends with our enemy. I resign myself to your disgrace. 00:00 Food Time | 01:37 Intro | 03:35 Sacrificial Feast | 06:05 Luca & Jowy | 10:15 Ghosts of Muse | 14:19 Muse-Matilda Border | 15:49 Rockaxe | 23:45 Milotov and Camus Quit | 29:51 Green Hill Passage | 32:10 HQ Check In | 34:31 Jowy's Gambit | 39:11 Yggcastlin' | 44:54 Radat Recon | 50:51 Real Net | 53:40 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Suikoden II | E25: Tremendous Beating of Wings [Rockaxe Town & Highway Village] | 17 Apr 2023 | 01:01:21 | |
If you're lying, they'll kill you. In our search for truth, we exploring cop land, blowing off a mustache, refusing to sing a song, abandoning our milk slinging duties, rejecting army recruiters, filling Kent's head with dragon fantasies, beating up a harpy, listening to a tremendous beating of wings, finally hearing about Lord TcDohl, finding a big egg in a gravy pool, christening Bright, helping Miklotov remain inconspicuous, forcing while resisting, debating clockwork knights, and preparing to enter Muse. It wouldn't be a betrayal to have a new dragon. 00:00 Battle Rap | 02:24 Intro | 03:39 Rockaxe | 10:45 Clive Incident #5 | 13:16 Highway Village | 28:32 Mount Rakutei | 38:13 Egg | 46:17 Humphrey & Futch | 51:29 Muse-Matilda Border | 55:05 Coronet Check In |55:49 Real Net | 57:34 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com
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| Suikoden II | E24: The Secret Beneath Her Lips [Matilda] | 10 Apr 2023 | 01:04:59 | |
Whack to your heart's content. After we pickle up, we get down to employing a new voice, founding and then quitting the Jeanies, losing sheep in the woods, picking up a healthy chick, depositing books in the library, checking suspicious characters, washing GenGen in a wooden basket, recruiting even more children, making one of them a groupie, telling my lunatic boss I want to marry his sister, beating the fuck out of hideous pastel elves, reacquiring Viki, establishing a base, submitting to another fascist, refusing to save innocent lives, and disobeying Knight Law. I have to see it with my own eyes. 00:00 Pickles | 02:37 Intro | 05:28 Jeane | 09:11 Yuzu | 14:46 HQ Check-In | 22:22 Teresa, Shin, Nina | 29:07 Jowy's Gambit | 33:40 Team Meeting | 38:54 Path To Matilda | 46:21 Knights Into Knightdom | 49:09 Leknaat | 50:54 Gorudo vs Refugees | 59:27 Real Net | 01:02:52 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com | |||
| Lunar: Silver Star Story | E40: A Rubber Band and a Stick of Butter [Dragonmaster World Tour, Part I] | 04 Aug 2025 | 01:24:11 | |
Shut your sass hole, buddy. From our sass holes we bequeath denying god's light from the Frontier, showing off our new clothes to everyone in the world, learning more about Alex's Dad's Son's Sister Girlfriend, failing to show love in action, doing weird shit with butter and rubber bands, foreshadowing Nash via doomerism, continuing the denture saga, discussing tortoise turds, telling the same stories over and over, forgetting everything, and receiving the gift of anime. If you're going to try and swindle the masses, at least make sure to have the details correct. 00:00:00 The Ivalice Chronicles
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| Suikoden II | E23: The Skills Engraved Upon My Soul [Greenhill, Part II] | 03 Apr 2023 | 01:06:26 | |
This guy knows what time it is, if you know what I mean. If you get what I'm saying, we're rescuing Fitcher from the townies, inciting violence to prevent worse violence, feeling the pull of destiny on Nina's love of Flik, hearing a skittering ghost, finding a hidden passage through a secret door, discovering a cabin in the woods, m'ladying out of control, getting hype as fuck for my spider sword, turning refugees on citizens, searching for humanity, killing cops in front of school, delivering hero dialogue, threatening suicide, passing and failing Teresa's speech checks, creating a belief circle, performing an anime knockout gut punch, questioning Jowy's motives, and diving deeper into conspiracies. We cannot forgive you, ghost! 00:00 Dragoon Promo | 01:38 Intro | 03:53 Fitcher vs Mob | 07:55 More Nina | 11:00 Ghost Hunt | 15:16 Greenhill Forest | 19:10 Teresa's Flashback Cabin | 28:40 Goodbye School | 30:34 Jowy | 34:15 Escaping Greenhill | 42:19 Teresa Must Live | 49:02 Jowy II | 53:53 Jowy III | 58:35 Real Net | 01:01:37 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com | |||
| Suikoden II | E22: Larry, Vomit, Spew, and Pipichan [Greenhill, Part I] | 27 Mar 2023 | 01:05:01 | |
I'm thinking about what to drink tonight. While we pretend to be students, we're making up aliases, desiring more flying squirrel friends, aspiring to own a warm hearth, perverting thine eyes, tee-hee'ing with Jeane, fantasizing about taking classes, admiring a wad of hair on a man, immediately blowing our cover with Emilia, declaring our regularity, inspecting Nanami to gain a competitive advantage, harassing local business owners, bumping in the night, and loving a sword instead of a teenager. Eric held a boxed Fox Mulder action figure for the entire episode. 00:00 The Atheist | 02:43 Intro |07:04 Getting into Greenhill |12:16 Welcome to Greenhill | 20:19 Nina vs Pervert | 23:30 Exploring New Leaf Academy | 31:21 First Day of School | 39:45 Nina <3 Flik | 44:31 Beautiful Morning | 46:56 The Incident at the Inn | 51:54 Ghostory | 57:40 Real Net | 01:01:41 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com | |||
| Suikoden II | E21: Dirt Fetishist [Even More Recruitung] | 20 Mar 2023 | 01:07:31 | |
For us, the forest and village are one. As that unification increases our power, we're mistaking Elza's identity, looking to get stronger by beating ass, busting up a puzzle, recruiting another gardener, accusing Tony of being a dirt fetishist, upgrading from house to tent, entering the jam vs butter rivalry, regressing Tengaar to damsel status, dispatching Hix on a bullshit quest, realizing that bullshit is real, henpecking for life, stumbling into a wild ass cooking minigame, devaluing human life, getting Sonic references out of our system, and concocting a school days plot. It's anime. It's war. It's all the same. 00:00 Pickle Juice | 01:46 Intro | 02:59 Clive Event #4 | 05:41 Forest Village | 17:69 Kobold Village | 27:50 Unicorn Test | 34:19 Unicorn Woods | 39:06 Hix & Tengaar | 45:28 Real Pigeons | 46:04 Cook Off | 53:46 Shu's Green Hill Gambit | 01:01:51 Real Net | 01:05:06 Outro Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com. Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com | |||