Explorez tous les épisodes du podcast Relatively Blonde
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| Relatively Blonde Trailer | 21 Oct 2024 | 00:01:41 | |
Cousins, Jade and Lorri welcome you to Relatively Blonde and give you a quick run down of what to expect. | |||
| Meet the Blondes | 24 Oct 2024 | 00:43:25 | |
For the debut episode of Relatively Blondes titled “Meet the Blondes,” cousins Lorri & Jade introduce themselves and share the story behind their fun, lighthearted podcast. You’ll get to know their personalities, how they became the dynamic duo they are today, and what listeners can expect from future episodes. They dive into hilarious “blonde moments” sent in by listeners, share their own funny mishaps, and tackle juicy dilemmas from their audience with their signature blend of humor and real talk. It’s a fun, relatable kickoff filled with laughs, advice, and plenty of blonde energy! For the full visual episode - https://youtube.com/@relativelyblondepod?si=Dhq-FDCc2aoiP3Jy Make sure to follow us on our socials 👀 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/relativelyblondepod/profilecard/?igsh=MjhwNGJ6ZTh6ZDhk Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast Email any questions or dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com🎙️ | |||
| Blondes breaking down BODY IMAGE : Diet Culture, Self Confidence & our experiences! | 01 Nov 2024 | 00:43:57 | |
In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive into the complex world of body image. From personal experiences to societal expectations, they unpack what it’s really like navigating self-esteem in a world that’s often hyper-focused on appearance. They get candid about their own journeys, insecurities, and how they’re learning to embrace confidence from the inside out. Whether it’s social media pressures, self-love tips, or the struggles that come with growing up blonde in a beauty-obsessed culture, Jade and Lorri bring a fresh, honest perspective to the conversation. Make sure to follow & subscribe us on our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod | |||
| Back to our Blonde Roots Ft the Dads | 20 Dec 2024 | 01:15:36 | |
In this special episode of Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri sit down with two very important guests—their dads! Together, they dive into hilarious family stories, share embarrassing childhood moments, and uncover the lessons (and laughs) that shaped their lives. From behind-the-scenes tales about raising these blondes to their dads’ unique perspectives on family dynamics, this episode is full of heart, humor, and a whole lot of dad energy. Tune in for a family-focused conversation that’s as entertaining as it is relatable! Follow us on our socials 🎙️🫶🏽 Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod | |||
| Exposing our deepest fears, where to kiss your family members and we got our first hater? | 13 Dec 2024 | 01:07:07 | |
In this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite cousin duo, Jade and Lorri, take a deep dive into their jungle nightmares. From what critters they’d absolutely refuse to handle in the I’m a Celebrity jungle, to the most irrational fears they’d confess to Ant and Dec, this episode is packed with laughs. They also spill some hilarious personal stories about unexpected wildlife encounters and tackle a fresh batch of listener dilemmas, offering their trademark mix of honesty, sass and hilarity. Submit your juicy dilemmas for future episodes at relativelyblondepod@gmail.com, and don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe! Instagram - @relativelyblondepod Tiktok - @relativelyblondepodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod | |||
| Spa breaks, surprises and putting our gran in a coma | 06 Dec 2024 | 01:11:01 | |
Welcome to Relatively Blonde, the podcast where cousins Jade and Lorri bring you a mix of laughs, life updates, and a whole lot of randomness. From rating spa breaks to sharing unexpected surprises and diving into the kind of offbeat chats only family can have, this is your new go-to for fun, unfiltered conversation. Whether you’re looking for some lighthearted banter or just a break from the chaos of everyday life, pull up a chair (or a mud mask) and join the fun. Relax, unwind, and embrace the blonde logic—no matter your hair color! Follow our socials! 🩷🎙️ Instagram - @relativelyblondepod Tiktok - @relativelyblondepodcast YouTube - @relativelyblondepod | |||
| Granny Annie talks being a wag, only fans and a place called Johnstone | 29 Nov 2024 | 01:01:14 | |
In this hilarious and heartfelt episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri welcome their very first guest—none other than their iconic Gran! From her glamorous days as a WAG (that’s Wives and Girlfriends of footballers, for the uninitiated) to her unfiltered thoughts on modern trends, Gran brings wisdom, wit, and plenty of laughs. Jade and Lorri give her a crash course in OnlyFans (her reaction is priceless) and put her in the hot seat to answer listener-submitted questions. Prepare for family banter, surprising revelations, and a whole lot of fun. Tune in for a multi-generational chat that proves sass and style run in the family! Follow our socials! Instagram - @relativelyblondepod Tiktok - @relativelyblondepodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod | |||
| Exposing old posts, hear me out and our death row meals | 22 Nov 2024 | 00:50:59 | |
In this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite blonde cousins Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the chaotic world of exposing old social media posts—from cringey captions to questionable outfit choices, nothing is off-limits (not even their own timelines). Then, they spice things up with a game of Hear Me Out, where they debate absurd yet odd celebrity crushes that you didn’t know you needed answers to. Finally, the duo ponders the ultimate question: what would their death row meals be? Join the laughter, hot takes, and a healthy dose of blonde logic on this week’s wildly entertaining episode! Follow our social media! Instagram - @relativelyblondepod Tiktok - @relativelyblondepodcast YouTube - @relativelyblondepod | |||
| Icks, Guilty Pleasures & Bonnie Blue | 15 Nov 2024 | 01:00:24 | |
In this episode, cousins Jade and Lorri spill the tea on all things cringe-worthy and secretly satisfying. Join these two hilarious blondes as they dive into the world of icks, guilty pleasures, and the awkward moments we all pretend never happened. From bizarre turn-offs to the weird stuff we can’t get enough of (even if we’re a little embarrassed to admit it), no topic is off-limits. Expect unfiltered chats, unexpected confessions, and lots of laughs as Jade and Lorri share their brutally honest takes and invite guests to join the fun. Tune in, embrace the cringe, and get ready to laugh at yourself—because let’s be real, we all have our icks and guilty pleasures. Follow us on our socials Instagram - @relativelyblondepod Tiktok - @relativelyblondepodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod | |||
| Friendships, Girlhood & being stuck in an lift with Simon Cowell | 08 Nov 2024 | 01:02:39 | |
In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive into the beautiful, complex world of girlhood friendships. From their own childhood memories to the lifelong bonds they’ve formed along the way, Jade and Lorri explore how friendship shapes who we are, challenges us, and lifts us up. They discuss everything from the highs of inseparable BFFs to the heartbreak of growing apart, and how each friendship taught them something new about themselves. Tune in for laughs, nostalgia, a celebration of the friends who feel like family and of course some funny stuff too. Make sure to follow us on our socials! Instagram - @relativelyblondepod Tiktok - @relativelyblondepodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod | |||
| Abortions, Mummy Pig Up the Duff and Keanu Reeves | 21 Mar 2025 | 00:43:00 | |
Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde—the podcast where wit meets chaos and no topic is off-limits. In this episode, they dive into the unexpected world of Peppa Pig (is she secretly running a monopoly?), tackle the heated abortion debate with their signature mix of thoughtfulness and humor, and swap hilarious personal stories that will have you crying (from laughter, of course). Buckle up—this one’s a wild ride! Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| Mounjaro & Aesthetic Drama Ft Nurse Leah | 14 Mar 2025 | 01:05:24 | |
In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri sit down with the fabulous Nurse Leah, a seasoned expert in aesthetics, who gives them the lowdown on everything from Mounjaro to the latest in facial enhancements. Nurse Leah spills all the tea on the aesthetic industry, sharing her insights on trends, treatments, and the drama that comes with it all. Plus, she reveals what she would do if she had the chance to work her magic on Jade and Lorri’s faces! Get ready for a fun, informative, and slightly dramatic conversation you won’t want to miss. Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| Belly buttons, unsolicited cookies and tanning with gravy? | 28 Feb 2025 | 00:54:28 | |
In this episode of Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri break down why their last recording was, frankly, a snooze-fest—despite having the funniest day ever (minus the exact hour they hit record). They also dive into Claudia Winkleman’s elite tanning hacks, the absolute betrayal of unwanted cookies, and a completely unnecessary discussion about belly buttons. It’s chaotic, it’s unfiltered, and this time… it’s actually entertaining. Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| Asteroids, Haters and Tomato Sauce Bottles | 21 Feb 2025 | 00:59:06 | |
Jade and Lorri are back with what might be our most boring episode yet—or so we thought. From deep-diving into the mysteries of asteroids (should we be worried?) to uncovering the unexpected brilliance of the Tomato Sauce Bottle Theory (trust us, it’s a thing), we somehow manage to make the mundane weirdly entertaining. Plus, we take a moment to chat about haters—because what’s life without a little unsolicited critique? Buckle up for another chaotic yet relatively blonde conversation. You might just learn something… or at least get a laugh out of it. Follow our socials 🩷 TikTok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for full visuals 👀 For audio listen on Spotify or Apple Podcasts💋 | |||
| Finger Sniffing, Valentines Day & Chat GPT Roasts Us | 14 Feb 2025 | 01:05:40 | |
Love is in the air… or is that just the scent of pure chaos? In this Valentine’s Day special, Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into all things love, laughter, and absolute embarrassment. From hilarious Valentine’s Day memories to the art (or crime?) of finger sniffing (yes, it’s as weird as it sounds), no topic is off-limits. And just when they thought things couldn’t get worse, ChatGPT delivers a roast that leaves them questioning everything. Whether you’re a hopeless romantic or just here for the cringe, this episode is packed with cousin banter, laugh-out-loud moments, and some very questionable love advice. Tune in—you won’t regret it (or maybe you will). Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Visuals! Spotify or Apple for Audio! 🩷 | |||
| We’re Back! Potatoes, Love Island and Jade is homeless? ? | 07 Feb 2025 | 01:02:42 | |
We’re back, blondes! Season 2 kicks off with your favourite cousins, Jade and Lorri, catching up on all the chaos that’s unfolded since last season. Jade has somehow ended up homeless (??), we have a lot to say about Love Island, and we get weirdly deep into a debate about out-of-date potatoes. Expect laughs, questionable life choices, and the usual unfiltered nonsense. Grab a drink and let’s get into it! Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| Season 1 Finale : Xmas Edition Ft Our Dads | 27 Dec 2024 | 01:00:26 | |
It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and for the season finale, Jade and Lorri are bringing their dads to the mic for a festive family affair! In this Christmas special, the cousins sit down with their dads for a heartwarming and hilarious chat about holiday traditions, dad jokes gone wrong, and family memories that only get funnier with time. From the dads’ best advice (that they probably don’t follow) to uncovering who’s really behind the Christmas chaos, this episode is packed with laughter, love, and a whole lot of holiday cheer. Grab your cocoa and join the Relatively Blonde family for a season-ending celebration you won’t want to miss! Follow our socials ❤️ Instagram - @relativelyblondepod Tiktok - @relativelyblondepodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod | |||
| “I’M FALLING FOR MY FRIENDS FIRST LOVE” + Mickey Rourke CBB & Razor Trauma | 18 Apr 2025 | 01:06:46 | |
This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri are back with their signature mix of real talk, pop culture, and hilarious chaos. They’re breaking down the latest season of Celebrity Big Brother—from wild house drama to unexpected alliances. Jade dishes on the infuriating moment someone dinged her car door (and yes, we’re mad too), while Lorri gets a little deep sharing the moment she knew her husband was The One. Plus, if you’ve ever suffered from the dreaded shaving rash, you’ll want to take notes—these girls have tried it all, including some seriously extreme methods. Grab a drink, press play, and prepare to laugh, cringe, and maybe even tear up a little—it’s all just part of being Relatively Blonde Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| The poo bandit, foot fetishes & is porn cheating? | 11 Apr 2025 | 01:06:40 | |
This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are back with a chaotic cocktail of convos you didn’t know you needed. Lorri’s son has invented a terrifying new game involving… hidden poo (yes, really), and things only get weirder from there. We wade into the world of foot stuff, ask the age-old question: is watching porn cheating?, and unpack two juicy listener dilemmas that left us both SHOOK. Buckle up—this one’s a wild ride. Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| “MY STEPMOTHER IS HARD ON ME” - Jade on BGT & Becki Jones leaving TikTok?! | 28 Mar 2025 | 00:59:05 | |
Relatively Blonde is the go-to podcast for laughs, real talk, and a little bit of chaos with cousins Jade and Lorri. In this episode, they dive into a tricky stepmother dilemma, reminisce about Jade’s Britain’s Got Talent days, and chat about Becki Jones’ unexpected TikTok departure. Plus, plenty more gossip, stories, and unfiltered opinions along the way. Grab a drink and get ready—because nothing’s off-limits! Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| Baby Jobie, Katy Perry going to space & Jade was robbed | 24 Apr 2025 | 00:54:17 | |
Welcome back to Relatively Blonde, where cousins Jade and Lorri turn everyday chaos into comedy. In this episode, Jade shares the wild story of her car getting broken into—because apparently, not even her glove box is safe from 2025. Then things take an unexpected turn (as they always do) when the girls dive into the news that Katy Perry might be going to space. Is it a PR stunt? And finally, we meet a baby named Jobie—and let’s just say, it sparks a very Relatively Blonde discussion on baby names, nicknames, and how people come up with this stuff. It’s unfiltered, a little unhinged, and full of cousin energy. Grab a coffee, pop in your earbuds, and come join us! Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| Cringe Influencing, Scottish karaoke & Lorri opens up about autism | 01 May 2025 | 01:09:28 | |
In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the world of cringe influencing dilemmas. They also share a hilarious story involving Scottish karaoke and a very unexpected song choice. Things take a heartfelt turn when Lorri opens up about her experience with autism, breaking down misconceptions and sharing her personal journey with warmth and honesty. It’s chaotic, candid, and totally Relatively Blonde. Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| Molly Mae, Bridal Party Drama & Scottish Magpies | 15 May 2025 | 01:15:04 | |
Cousins Jade and Lorri are serving blonde energy and big opinions in this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde. They’re breaking down Molly Mae’s new documentary (spoiler: emotions were felt), calling out Sabrina Carpenter’s Met Gala hair for not quite hitting the mark, and sharing a chaotic Scottish magpie story that has no business being that funny. Plus, things get real when a bridal party dilemma sends them into full debate mode. It’s unfiltered, it’s unhinged, and it’s totally blonde Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| A creepy father in law, clitty litter & man bags | 22 May 2025 | 01:16:06 | |
In this episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite blonde cousins, Jade & Lorri, this final episode of Season 2 is nothing short of wild. We’re talking clitty litter (yes, you read that right), unpacking the mystery of man bags, and diving into a jaw-dropping creepy father-in-law dilemma that’ll have you screaming “Nope!” at your headphones. Expect laughs, overshares, and the kind of brutally honest convo that only two related blondes could deliver. Buckle up—this one’s a ride. Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| We’re back for S3 : Chris Brown, Selling Bath Water & Lads Holiday Cheating? | 10 Jul 2025 | 00:51:45 | |
The cousins are back! After a break, Lorri and Jade return for season three of Relatively Blonde and they’ve got plenty to catch up on. Expect their signature candid conversations, witty banter, and unapologetic takes on all the hot topics and headlines they missed while they were away. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the opinions, or just to feel like you’re catching up with your own family, Relatively Blonde is your go-to listen this season. Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| ChatGPT, TikTok Bans & Spa Scandals | 18 Jul 2025 | 01:00:05 | |
The blondes are back! In episode 2 of season 3, cousins Jade and Lorri return with their signature mix of laughs, opinions, and relatable chats. This week, they dive into the world of AI and ‘prompt theory’, unpack the unexpected drama of head spas (yes, really), and much more. Pull up a seat — it’s the catch-up you didn’t know you needed! Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| “I FOUND HIS EX’S ASHES IN HIS CAR BOOT” | 25 Jul 2025 | 00:48:07 | |
This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive into one of their wildest episodes yet. From the dilemma of a boyfriend who’s driving around with his ex’s ashes in the boot, to a chaotic story about getting hacked, nothing is off-limits. They also unpack the madness behind the show My Strange Addiction, and Jade shares what happened when she got a psychic reading on TikTok Live while going through a breakup. It’s unfiltered, a little unhinged, and full of the kind of stories that make you laugh, cringe, and question everything. Just how we like it. Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! - https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/ Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| “I FOUND A VOICE MEMO OF HIM PRACTICING OUR BREAK UP?” & A WHOLE LOT OF NOSTALGIA | 01 Aug 2025 | 00:53:49 | |
This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Lorri and Jade take a nostalgic trip down memory lane — from password journals to dodgy MSN statuses — in a themed episode packed with throwbacks, childhood memories, and “remember when?” moments. But it’s not all rose-tinted… They also dive into a jaw-dropping listener dilemma: a girl finds voice memos on her boyfriend’s phone — and it turns out he’s been practising how to break up with her. Is that calculated or considerate? Lorri and Jade have opinions. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed. Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! - https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/ Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| Toxic rings, Q&A & Soft Girl Things | 07 Aug 2025 | 01:10:24 | |
Welcome back to Relatively Blonde — the podcast where real-life cousins Jade and Lorri overshare so you don’t have to. In Episode 5, we’re answering your juicy listener questions, spilling on toxic friendships, unpacking what it really means to be in our soft girl era, and yes… we’re talking cursed engagement rings. It’s unfiltered, a little chaotic, and very us. Grab a drink and get comfy — let’s get into it. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed. Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! - https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/ Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| Lies, Jobs & Sunbed Shop Shockers! | 14 Aug 2025 | 01:09:34 | |
This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive head-first into the chaos. From someone lying to their fiancé (yep, the drama is real), to moral dilemmas we can’t quite untangle, to our thoughts on Princess Andre making headlines – nothing is off limits. We’re swapping stories about the weirdest jobs we’ve had, and, in true Relatively Blonde fashion, things take a turn… let’s just say it involves a sunbed shop, a very unfortunate accident, and a lot of bleach. Expect laughs, oversharing, and a healthy dose of “did they really just say that?” energy. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed. Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! - https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/ Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| Taylor Swift, Fainting in Nandos & Jade got a house! | 21 Aug 2025 | 01:02:22 | |
This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri serve up pure chaos with a side of peri-peri. From the mystery of an onion boil to someone fainting mid-Nando’s, no story is too ridiculous. They chat Taylor Swift, the trials of dealing with unhinged men, and the excitement (and stress) of buying a house — all while celebrating a huge milestone of hitting 15k followers. As always, it’s unfiltered, unpredictable and undeniably blonde. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed. Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! - https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/ Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| Weddings, Navigating your 20s & POOR PAUL POTTS | 28 Aug 2025 | 00:50:29 | |
Cousins Jade and Lorri are back on Relatively Blonde with another round of unfiltered chat. This week we’re spilling on all things weddings (the good, the bad, and the bridezilla moments), taking a nostalgic trip back to the golden days of X Factor and poor Paul Potts, and sharing the highs and lows of trying to figure out life in your 20s. Expect a mix of laughs, honesty, and those “same, bestie” moments that make you feel a little less alone. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed. Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! - https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/ Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| Jade going bald, getting over an EX & Glasgow Scran | 11 Sep 2025 | 01:00:55 | |
This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade & Lorri are diving into it all — from Jade’s bald era (yes, really 👩🏼🦲), to the highs and lows of getting over an ex, and of course the only thing that heals all wounds… Glasgow scran. Expect laughter, oversharing, and a few food recommendations you’ll want to try straight after listening. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed. Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| Proposals, Pyramid Schemes & “Pick me” Grannies | 18 Sep 2025 | 00:57:59 | |
Cousins Jade and Lorri are back with another unfiltered Relatively Blonde catch-up, and this week it’s as chaotic as ever. From navigating toxic friendships to exposing pyramid schemes, we’re spilling it all. We dive into wild proposal stories, cheating brides, and even the drama of double-SIM cheating. Add in some messy holiday chaos and you’ve got the perfect recipe for laughter, gasps, and “did that actually happen?!” moments. Grab a drink and get comfy – this one’s full of twists. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed. Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| Swingers, Bush Knickers & Fake Babies | 23 Oct 2025 | 00:47:49 | |
The blondes are back — and we’re talking about everything you probably shouldn’t. 👀 In this week’s episode, cousins Jade & Lorri dive deep into the world of swingers (accidentally, we promise), Kim Kardashian’s bush knickers scandal, the mystery of fake babies, and Molly-Mae’s brand new documentary. It’s chaotic, unfiltered and full of belly laughs — basically, classic Relatively Blonde behaviour. Expect tangents, hot takes, and the usual dose of blonde logic that makes absolutely no sense but somehow still works. 💅🏼💭 Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed. Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| Spicy Burgers, Haunted Fridges & FaceApp Fails | 31 Oct 2025 | 01:00:10 | |
It’s spooky season — and the blondes are back with possibly the most random episode yet. 👻 Join cousins Jade & Lorri as they dive into a viral spicy chicken burger that took over TikTok, a fridge that literally sounds like an elephant (yes, really), and why people are eating like they live on Mount Everest. 🏔️🥔 From baked potato debates to FaceApp horrors, it’s an episode full of unhinged laughs, weird discoveries, and the kind of blonde logic that makes zero sense but feels so right. 🎙️ Expect chaos, carbs, and cackles — your Halloween treat from the Relatively Blonde girls. Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| Celebrity Traitors, Lily Allen & Mortician Confessions | 07 Nov 2025 | 01:09:30 | |
It's cuffing season - and the blondes are back with another rollercoaster of an episode 💅 Join cousins Jade & Lorri as they unpack Lily Allens latest headline moments, imagine themselves in the Traitors Turret 👀 and dive into workplace confessions that will make you rethink that career choice 😉 Of course, no episode would be complete without a few fresh dilemmas from you lot - and these ones? Absolutely WILD. The girls are dishing out advice and opinions with theit signature blend of chaos and cackles. ❤️🍷 🎙️Expect unfiltered opinions, unexpected tangents and a whole lot of "did she really just say that?" energy - its another week inside the weird and wonderful world of Relatively Blonde! 👱♀️👱♀️ Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Episode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio! | |||
| Alan Carr, Scottish Slagging & Salon Scandals! | 14 Nov 2025 | 01:02:22 | |
It’s cuffing season and the blondes are back again with another absolute rollercoaster of an episode 💅✨ This week, cousins Jade & Lorri dive into everything from Alan Carr’s latest chaos to a dilemma where someone gets criticised simply for being Scottish (aye, we’ve got thoughts 👀). We’re also unpacking the wild world of salon scandals, the madness of concert ticket wars, and of course — a brand new batch of your crazy dilemmas that had us HOWLING. You girls do not hold back 😭💗 🎙️Expect unfiltered opinions, unhinged tangents and the usual “did she really just say that?” energy — it’s another week inside the weird, hilarious and slightly delusional universe of Relatively Blonde 👱♀️👱♀️ Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram – @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok – @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube – @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts – for audio! | |||
| Glesga Nature, Tiktok Drama & a Lesson on Keeping it Kind! | 21 Nov 2025 | 00:56:07 | |
The blondes are back this week with another chaotic, cosy and completely unhinged episode of Relatively Blonde 💅✨ Jade and Lorri dive straight into the Britney Millar online scandal, the Caroline Flack documentary and even a full chat about Glesga nature which somehow turned into one of the funniest parts of the episode 🌧️🌲 You’re also getting updates on previous dilemmas including the ones everyone has been waiting for along with our must watch TV recommendations for your next binge session 👀📺 🎙️Expect unfiltered opinions, unexpected tangents and plenty of “did she really just say that?” moments as always. Another week inside the mad hilarious and slightly delusional universe of Relatively Blonde 👱♀️👱♀️ Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes | |||
| Irrational Fears, Global Warming & How to be Confident | 28 Nov 2025 | 00:58:27 | |
This week, Jade and Lorri are spiralling (in the best way). From their most ridiculous irrational fears to answering your juiciest dilemmas, the girls are covering it all with zero filter. They’re also getting a bit deeper, chatting about the chaos of navigating your 20s, the climate anxiety that comes with global warming, and how to show up with confidence even when you’re crumbling inside. It’s funny, relatable, a bit unhinged and totally Relatively Blonde. 💕🎙️ Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes | |||
| Dating Naked, Primary School Memories & Sister Squabbles | 05 Dec 2025 | 01:08:22 | |
This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are catching up on the madness starting with Rylan Clark’s wild new show Naked Attraction: Dating Dressed and their brutally honest thoughts on the concept of dating… completely starkers. They also take a trip down memory lane with classic primary school memories and share some hilarious sister-style squabbles, from petty fallouts to full-blown drama. Unfiltered, nostalgic, and a little bit feral. Just how you like it. 🎙️ New episodes every week. Don’t forget to follow and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes | |||
| P Diddy, Conspiracy Chaos & A Truly Disgusting Dilemma!! | 12 Dec 2025 | 01:03:41 | |
The blondes are back and things are getting wild. This week Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the chaos, from the latest headlines surrounding P Diddy to some seriously unhinged conspiracies that have their group chats on fire. And just when you think it can’t get any messier, they read out a listener dilemma that is truly disgusting. Like, we wish we were exaggerating. Expect unfiltered opinions, outrageous theories and the usual Relatively Blonde blend of chaos, cackles and cousin energy. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes | |||
| Livi Purcell : Henry Healy's, sisters in the city & going viral (PART 1) | 19 Dec 2025 | 00:55:55 | |
This week the blondes are joined by a very special guest — the one and only Livi Purcell. From influencing Glasgow’s obsession with spicy chicken burgers to her time on The Agency, Livi has truly taken the city by storm. In Part 1 of this juicy two-part chat, Jade and Lorri sit down with Livi to talk viral moments, influencer life, unexpected fame and what it’s really like to become a local icon without even trying. Expect laughs, chaos and behind-the-scenes tea you won’t hear anywhere else. 🎙️ New episodes every week. Follow and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes | |||
| Livi Purcell : Delulu, Conspiracy Theories & Lily Allen (PART 2) | 26 Dec 2025 | 00:49:20 | |
The chaos continues in Part 2 with Glasgow’s favourite girl Livi Purcell. This week Jade and Lorri dive into all things delulu culture, the wildest conspiracy theories doing the rounds, and their shared obsession with Lily Allen. From unhinged opinions to deep chats about confidence, content and everything in between, this episode is a full-on ride with three girls who never hold back. If you loved Part 1, get comfy — it only gets better. 🎙️ New episodes every week. Follow and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes | |||
| WE'RE BACK!!! Traitors, Chippy Drama & Blondes Uncut! | 09 Jan 2026 | 01:07:47 | |
The blondes are back for 2026 and kicking off the new year the only way they know how — with full blown chaos. In this episode Jade and Lorri dive into some unexpected chippy drama, your juicy dilemmas, and their thoughts on the latest season of The Traitors. They also spill all the tea on their brand new Patreon BLONDES UNCUT, the unfiltered behind the scenes version of the pod you didn’t know you needed. New year, same cousins, even more chaos. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content : https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink | |||
| StripperTok, First Time Filler & Losing Our Theme Tune?!? | 16 Jan 2026 | 01:01:40 | |
The blondes are back and somehow even more unhinged. In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack the devastating loss of their theme tune, discuss Mr Hanky, and share their latest thoughts on The Traitors obsession. They also get into Cullen skink (don’t ask), Strippertok, your juicy dilemmas, a heated ABBA vs Queen debate, and of course… Botox chat. Same cousins, same chaos — just with fewer theme tunes. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content : https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink | |||
| Love Island Takes, Listener Questions & A Wild Dating Dilemma | 23 Jan 2026 | 01:05:52 | |
It’s a new week and the blondes are back and diving headfirst into absolute chaos.In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack all things Love Island, spiral over Matthew Morrison, and revisit the Woodlands disaster of 2007 (yes, that one) 😂 They also answer your juicy listener questions, tackle a truly unhinged dating dilemma involving a father and son, and generally question every life choice along the way. Same cousins, same chaos - just with worse decisions and even fewer boundaries. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content : https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink | |||
| Family Feuds, Molly Mae & Men Past Their Prime 🫣 | 30 Jan 2026 | 01:02:42 | |
It’s a new week and the blondes are back, once again choosing chaos over peace 💁🏼♀️ In this episode Jade and Lorri get stuck into Molly-Mae behind it all, unpack the Traitors final like it’s a crime scene, and attempt to understand what on earth is going on with the Beckham family 👀 They also debate age ranges in dating (with very strong opinions), discuss the rise of old shaggers, and dive into your juicy listener dilemmas that prove men are still… men. Naturally, several spirals occur. Same cousins, same chaos - just hotter takes, messier dilemmas, and absolutely zero growth. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋 | |||
| Ball Busters, Wedding Food & Elvis is ALIVE?!? | 06 Feb 2026 | 01:08:35 | |
Another week, another episode, and the blondes are back doing what they do best - absolutely nothing calmly 💁🏼♀️ In this episode Jade and Lorri talk ball busters, the strange appeal of hurricane shots, and dissect wedding food like it’s a personal attack on their wellbeing 👰🍸 They also unpack the Grammys red carpet looks, question whether Elvis is actually alive and well, and dive headfirst into your listener dilemmas that once again confirm we are living in a lawless society. Naturally, several spirals occur... Same cousins, same chaos - just worse decisions, unhinged theories, and absolutely zero growth. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content: https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋 | |||
| Love Island, Lucy Letby & Panty-Infused Vodka | 13 Feb 2026 | 01:07:02 | |
It’s a new week and the blondes are back, once again choosing chaos over peace 💁🏼♀️ In this episode Jade and Lorri get stuck into the Lucy Letby case (because of course we had thoughts), unpack the latest Love Island drama like seasoned villa analysts, and react to Molly-Mae’s pregnancy news in real time 👀 They also discuss getting banned from TikTok Live (iconic behaviour, allegedly), debate the ethics of panty-infused vodka (yes, unfortunately that’s a real sentence), and spiral into the dark corners of Tattle Life. Naturally, several opinions are formed. And shared. Loudly. Same cousins, same chaos — just hotter takes, deeper spirals, and absolutely zero media training. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋 | |||