This week Tiernan is joined by the brilliant Adele Cliff who helps to answer Doggy Lover Woof's very grim question about eating poop.

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Ted Hill returns to Radio Nonsense inbetween captaining a ghost ship to give Tiernan assistance in answering Banana Joe's politely asked question about rainbows.

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Adam Kay and Henry Paker join Tiernan to answer Marce's amazing question about zebras, and also talk about their new book Dexter Proctor - The 10 Year Old Doctor. Plus a competition to win a copy of the book!

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'Why don't cars fly?' is this week's question from Not Sus. Hatty Ashdown takes a few minutes away from her coughing and wondering what is in her attic, to give us her wisdom on the matter.

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An Axolotl Named Daren asked this tricky question this week 'How do you tell a blind man what colours are?' Luckily very funny and partially sighted comedian Tom Skelton was at hand to answer, inbetween his busy work of training whales to sing.

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Rachel and Ruby of Shelf join the podcast despite their very presence together endangering the entire planet on account of how giant they are. Luckily they answer Carick123's question 'How do you commit human eye watering?' before it all goes wrong. Meanwhile at CC4K HQ: Tiernan has a mystery to investigate.

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A continental episode this week as Marcel Lucont joins the podcast - even if he's not sure he wanted to - to help answer this week's question from Jenny: 'Why do some annoying grown-ups, when you ask them for a drink, why do they fill your cup less than half-way?'

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'Why are baboons bums so bbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiggggg and rrrrrrrreeeeeeeedddddddd?' is this week's big bum question from Chrissie the Sheep. Abigoliah Schamaun has found time in her busy podcast interview schedule to explain all. Back at CC4K HQ, it won't stop raining indoors and Tiernan is fed up.

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'Who let the dogs out? Who who who?' Asks Theo aged 7. Expert on all things to do with dogs and letting them out Thom Tuck joins Tiernan to help ask this mega important question.

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It's the annual Radio Nonsense Halloween special! This year Tiernan has a very special guest answering all of your Halloween Qs. That's right, its Tour Guide Dracula (who is definitely not John Henry Falle the Storybeast. Nuh uh. No way) who is talking to us direct from Transylvania. Happy Halloween!

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Georgie Morrell takes time out of her unbelievably busy schedule to answer ???'s question about why unicorns are called unicorns, which means one corn and not unihorns as they have one horn. Back at CC4K HQ Tiernan is waiting for the Autumn leaves to fall.

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'There is a Mother's and Father's day but why isn't there a children's day?' asks Ned. Tiernan managed to get Mr Fibbers to take time from his very busy schedule of printing off the internet to answer this important question. Meanwhile at CC4K HQ, Tiernan is inventing podcasts for horses.

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

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Iszi Lawrence returns to the Radio Nonsense podcast to answer Emmett's very good question about 'why are flats called flats when they aren't flat?' Meanwhile Tiernan can't work out why CC4K HQ is so very quiet.

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

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Lizzie Daykin, pickle defender, joins Tiernan this week to answer Mollie's important question about grass vs spinach.

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Phil O'Shea from the very funny Soup Group joins Tiernan to answer Smash A Bash's question of 'Do rhino's fart on lions?' And at CC4K HQ Tiernan is stuck in a month of Sundays.

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'Who had the first EVER baby?' Asks Bella. Ben Van Der Velde knows and luckily he's on Radio Nonsense this week. Meanwhile, Tiernan accepts an invite from the Comedy Club 4 Lids.

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How many farts would it take to fill up a hot air balloon? Asks John The Chip. A question that I can't believe science hasn't answered before. Luckily Ada Campe returns to the show to help out.

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While Tiernan is stuck on hold, Toussaint Douglass joins the show to take time away from his custard cream empire to answer a question from Aimee who wants to know 'What happens when galaxies collide, will our planet explode into poo?'

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'Why are bees always angry?' asks Millie aged 174 farting gorillas. A big question and one that can only be answered by very funny poet Joshua Seigal inbetween getting in trouble for making cat pancakes. Back at CC4K HQ, Tiernan knows its back to school for everyone.

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

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Charlie George answers all the questions you might need to know about poops and beaches, such as just how many poops would it take to fill up the sea? As asked by Theo aged 6.

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While Tiernan is away this week, Tiernan gets Paul Duncan McGarrity back on the show to answer an all time important question, impress us all with whispering yodels and divulge the secrets of golf ball messaging services.

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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'Why is gold not man made?' asks Aden, aged 8. Who better to help with this than Helen Duff with her expertise on roller skates but for your bum? Meanwhile at CC4K HQ, Tiernan is bored.

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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Howard Read and also Howard Read join Tiernan to answer a highly tricky, and perhaps philosophical question from Jasper: 'When Am Jellyfish?'

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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Tiernan tentacles from the Comedy Club 4 Squids has sent in a question this week and Charlie Vero-Martin kindly takes a break from her important work on shoes for shoes to answer it.

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WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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Another little out of office message while Tiernan is on holiday. Normal Radio Nonsense will resume in September.

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Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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The very funny Sami Abu Wardeh joins Tiernan on this week's Radio Nonsense to answer the ultimate question: 'What is your favourite chip flavour?' As sent in by Linda, but no, not that one.

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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Does poo poo poo poo poo poo poo? That's this week's question from Stinky Jack 2.0. Thankfully Olaf Falafal is the man to know such thing and so Tiernan gets him on the podcast to talk poos, the difficulties of growing musical instruments and all about his cheese magnet powers.

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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Brad, a girl, has sent in two very urgent questions on bike gears and the beginnings of language. And so, Nat Luurtsema joins Tiernan on Radio Nonsense to answer all.

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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Andrew O'Neill joins the show to help answer Luke's question about who the first person born in the world of cake was. Meanwhile Tiernan discusses walnuts and some of your emails.

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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'Is it socially acceptable for a dog to fart?' Asks Lua. Javier Jarquin leaps to the rescue with his superb animal whispering and gnome renovation skills. Meanwhile, Tiernan is trying to work out just what to call all of you listeners.

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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Ola Labib joins the podcast this week to help answer Elliot's query about just where his pizza has gone. Meanwhile, at CC4K HQ, Tiernan is wondering what he wants to be when he grows up.

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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'Why do monkeys eat bananas? And how do they peel them?' asks Cooper. Luckily Stephen Halkett joins Tiernan because he knows the answers, even though he has no clue what spin classes are. Plus Tiernan's trying to make a new catchphrase.

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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The very funny Eleri Morgan joins Radio Nonsense to answer Sir Poopington Fartworthy's questions on why Lego doesn't do big bum pieces and why you never hear famous people farting. This episode comes to you from the special location of the Comedy Club 4 Myths.

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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Why do you burp? And do party poopers poop? Asks a totally legitimate camel. The very funny Sikisa joins Radio Nonsense to answer all and regale us with tales of being an expert yak whisperer.

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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Several of you have written in asking how you make a podcast. Good question. Tiernan has zero idea so Matt Kirshen joins him on the podcast to tell him how you make one, while also discussing his expert head patting and being a ghost dentist.

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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A little out of office message while Tiernan is on holiday. Normal Radio Nonsense will resume in September.

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Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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This week's show has two questions on bee bottoms and cat burps, all brilliantly answered by improv expert Ruth Bratt. Meanwhile, Tiernan has rhinitis but can't see rhinos anywhere.

PLUS: A COMPETITION!

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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Joe Wells joins Tiernan at CC4K HQ to answer questions about soup eating soup and to deliver wisdom on pigeons and whispering at chefs. Plus: WE HAVE NEW THINGS! LOOK AT THE NEW LOGO AND...

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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'Why doesn't poo talk anymore?' asks Tobin and luckily Yuriko Kotani is on the podcast to help answer that, questions about macaroni cheese and enlighten us all with Japanese lessons and insights on silence. Back at CC4K HQ, Tiernan is trying to solve a mystery.

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by Cal Prendergast.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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Everything gets answered on this week's show featuring writer and comedian James Campbell who deals with queries on vampires, elephants and flip-flops. Back at CC4K HQ, Tiernan has sparrow concerns.

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by Cal Prendergast.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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Bilal Zafar joins the podcast to explain all about his campaign to make pears take over from apples in, well, pretty much everything. Plus he kindly answers questions from Keziah and Willow about why dogs bark instead of saying treeeeeee and why Lego so small.

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by Cal Prendergast.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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Ed Petrie returns to the podcast in-between running his sandcastle walrus orphange, to answer questions from many emoji rainbow cat and Beatrix about houses eating you and butter flies. And back at CC4K....BEES!

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by Cal Prendergast.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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A very, very serious episode this week. Sort of. Athena Kugblenu returns to Radio Nonsense to answer some very important questions from Eli about talking animals and mice world domination.

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PopJam: ComedyClub4Kids

Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by Cal Prendergast.

If you enjoy Radio Nonsense and would like to support it, while also avoiding all the adverts that are never relevant for kids anyway, why not join the Radio Nonsense: Linda Edition tier for a small fee per month? You can sign up right here: https://plus.acast.com/s/comedyclub4kids.

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This week, Bron and Sean at brilliant improv group Comedy Sportz join Tiernan to answer questions about chickens and dry water, while talking about Pokemon, disappointing mountains and the Monkees.

Comedy Sportz Manchester do kids shows too! Find them here: https://www.comedysportz.co.uk/

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Matt Highton returns to the show to answer questions on trousers, yaks and of course why are farts smell so much. Meanwhile Tiernan is at the real Comedy Club 4 Kids and they aren't happy about him copying their name.

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The podcast returns after Tiernan's short break trying to train his pet stone to do, well, anything. And what a return! Radio Nonsense is joined by Alison Spittle to answer Layla's (aged 8) questions about farts and sunflowers.

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Kit Sullivan joins Tiernan, sometimes on the record and sometimes off the record, to answer questions about glow in the dark birds.

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Its Chrrriiiiiisssstmaaaaaaaas! And so here is a special Chrriiiisssttmaaaaaassss Raaaadddiiioooo Noooonssseeeeennnnseee episode featuring none other than the head Christmas honcho himself Father Christmas who joins Tiernan to answer all of your festive questions. May your Christmas be smelly and bright!

Father Christmas may or may not be played by Howard Read. Ahem.

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Bethany Black takes time off her busy schedule receiving Nobel Prizes for making the most inappropriate noises at the worst times, to answer questions from Elijah about colourful cats and one from Eden about poo greetings. Also some advice from Tiernan about elves on shelves.

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'What if you sneezed poop?' asks Millie because she is disgusting. Luckily Matt Green is the perfect person to answer such a question and even luckilier he's on the podcast this week to answer it. Back at CC4K HQ, Tiernan is having some soup.

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