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I got a tiny mayo. You've got questions. We talk about both of those things. AND MORE

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Hell yea gang we've got two returning guest - one from a few months back, one from close to the start of RFTB and it turns out they've been together the whole time?? We're joined by Luke Taylor and Katy Fishell and we hear the lovely story of how they met and then an absolute rollercoaster of questions. Buckle in.

Thanks again to Luke and Katy for joining us, check out Stores podcast and the Lukeman stream and keep an eye out for Katy's upcoming book!

And thank you for supporting the show and hey you can support us more and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/rftb DO IT DO IT NOW!!!

This episode begins with an expression of despair so unfortunately that makes it evergreen for our times. A non-specific "what a time to be alive" at the jump could mean any of the things that necessitate a victory in our times. We love you and you are STILL AN INCARNATION OF THE DIVINE LIGHT

*Original Description* 

"Magic cards, chicken in the oven, making things you care about, reasons for living. Keep your head up, we love you"

I stg it was 4? Man idk how numbers work. I don't want to spoil it but I'm getting good as hell at this.

We also hit some good questions from the box and it gets sincere. Real twofer. 

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We are delighted to welcome Gary and Kaye from such podcasts as Watch Out for Fireballs, Bonfireside Chat, and many many many (many) more! They share with us a pair ot delightful embarassing stories and then we answer your questions! Also! Donovan called in sick so Audrey's beloved partner and Data Transfer cohost is here to fill in!

Your brother cut you off because you're critical of his new AI-based career. Do you have a responsibility to build bridges? | How do date a pornstar without getting jealous (spoilers, it's about how you deal with the jealousy you *will* feel.) | Grandma offered to cover a financial shortfall. How many times should you have refused it before accepting? | Most fuckable Dr. Who monster??

A great thanks to Gary and Kaye for joining us! Check out their myriad works here!
https://duckfeed.tv/

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https://data-transfer.castos.com/

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We love you! Keep on keepin' on out there!

We're both moved, we're back, we're hittin the woah. And we're answering your questions!

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Man's international now! First trans-atlantic episode we hit a good number of questions and have a lil bird talk. That's what's up.

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Whazz good sorry it's late we love you!

We talk about Adam Carolla quite a bit, specifically how bad he sucks. Also we recount a lot of the Man Grate ads with Norm MacDonald.

We're moving life is hard but we do love you a lot.

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Howdy gang, I don't know how we got here but we got to a pretty good amount of questions

Howdy gang we found another Radio Free, we're joined this week by Forrest and Emily from Radio Free Multiverse! We talk show name and embarassing dating stories and then bam it's your questions!

Thanks again to RFM for joining us! Find em at https://radiofreemultiverse.com/ and watch live at http://live.radiofreemultiverse.com/

And thank you for listening, get some bonus eps and support the show at patreon.com/rftb

We are joined this week by musician Anne Helen Wells for her first appearance on Radio Free Tote Bag! She shares a truly shocking embarassing dating story that takes us well aback and helps us answer your listener questions!

Enby I'm hooking up with sucks at fucking, how to I navigate this? | I am aromantic and my partner is not. How do I make this arrangement feel more equal? 

Walk it out!

Check out Anne's stuff below!
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Also, thank you for sticking with us for 400 episodes! It goes completely unremarked upon in the episode but I just wanted to mark it here. That's a lot of friggin episodes!

We are joined this week by our friend MaryMary! She has many wonderful projects and shows coming up, ehck out her linktree below for more information! 

MaryMary Linktree

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Thank you for listening and check out our patreon at Patreon.com/RFTB where for $5 a month you can get a bonus episode every week as well as hundreds in the backlog. WHAT R U WAITIN' 4?

Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo are u tryna be a Five-Girlfriends Jones?? What about trying to get people to understand that you are, in fact, open for business? Well we have the episode for you!

Josh Boerman joins us for a fantastic conversation with many laughs and excellent turns of phrase, you know how we do. There's much discussion of karaoke.

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It's scrombled week here in Toteland so we're unlocking a bonus that is absolute fire. We'll be back later this week with a new main feed episode (god willing and the creek don't rise.) For now, please enjoy!

Hop in the minivan gang, we're on a Frasier roadtrip with returning champ Tom Harrison from Anime Sickos and Genius Night! It's a very Winnebago ep of Frasier and so we talk roadtrips for a while and then get into it.

Also there was a bar in Cincinnati that had a damn chimp so we end up talking about that too.

Thanks again to Tom for joining us, go listen to Anime Sickos wherever you listen to us!

And thank you for supporting the show we love you

Howdy team, we're back once again with the renegade podcast T for Tote Bag power to the people.

Take sapiosexual out of your bio on The Apps, btw. It's got connotations. 

Anyway! A listener wrote in with a damn essay and we discuss at length. Then- well, it's gross. You just gotta listen. I feel like we handle it with some aplomb.

Thanks for hangin' out with us! If you liked what you heard here, check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/RFTB where for $5/month you can get a bonus episode each week!

We love you, have a great week.

The Make-Believe Bride - Teeheeee hohohoho haha


Sorry it's late, I had to do karaoke w coworkers and I hate being alive rn woooo

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We are joined by our good homie Kayte to talk about tongue numbness and ice cream. Y'know like a sichuan pepper? It's like that. 

Enby friend is changing the pronies on the weekly and getting salty when you can't remember. What do? |  Folks still going to church and you left that behind. How do you get them to not be upset when you tell them you're not going anymore? 

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Tender Subject
Fangs for the Memories

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DonoHell

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DJ 0-Pix

What's up gang we're back this week with Korla and for some reason I got stuck on the book Running Out of Time. But we also answer a good bunch of questions, and that's Podcasting.

Thanks again to Korla for joining go listen to Data Transfer and Post Ponies

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We are joined by streamer extraordinaire h_dubb to discuss the Bee Gees and the ways in which the human body can fail the bajingus-havers.

Find their excellent variety stream at https://www.twitch.tv/h_dubb

Find Donovan's fantastic variety stream at https://www.twitch.tv/donohell

Find Audrey's marvelous DJ stream at https://www.twitch.tv/dj0pix

Find Audrey's other stupendous podcast at https://data-transfer.castos.com/

Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/RFTB where for 5 dollars a month, you can get a bonus epsiode every week as well as over 250 in the backlog!

What's up gang we're joined this week by our homie and yours, Marcos from Homie Vulgaris podcast. We catch up and then answer your questions and there are definitely no stupid bits at all!

Listen to Homie Vulgaris wherever you listen to us!

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Horror and comics author Gretchen Felker Martin joins us for a rollicking conversation about horror of many types. Then, your questions!

Shitty neighbors- what gives! | Ludes: A History | Endometriosis- FUCK!! It sucks!|

Follow Gretchen on Bluesky! https://bsky.app/profile/scumbelievable.bsky.social

Buy Gretchen's most recent novel Black Flame from local book sellers in your town!

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Check out Donovan's stream! Wednesdays at 9:00 PM Eastern at https://www.twitch.tv/donohell

Jam out to Audrey's DJ stream Tuesdays at 10:00 PM Eastern at https://www.twitch.tv/DJ0pix

We beefed recording last week but you freebos are eating good this because this is an absolute heater of a patreon ep. We check in with Frasier and our homie DBJ and laugh A LOT.

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This week we're joined by streamer extraordinaire and Frayzh newbie DeadBlossomJesse for a top tier episode.

This week we're joined by streamer extraordinaire and Frayzh newbie DeadBlossomJesse for a top tier episode. Just listen to it it's real good. We also discuss a bunch of non-sequitur nonsense and discover Jesse's hatred of the vile Rugrats.

Thanks again to DBJ for joining us find them on Twitch and Youtube @DeadBlossomJesse

Open wide we're flipping a shrimp into your mouth! And a classic ep!

We're talkin about some heavy stuff at the top, skip the first 20 minutes if you want to avoid much discussion of MORTALITY.

Then burgs, air fryer and Fromsoft games. Then, your questions!

Friends won't get off the dating apps! | Baddy at the workplace, what do? | Partner showed me a video of an old man wearing an oxygen mask jerking off, is that... what? 

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I need to get Danny Brown some Ethel Merman records real quick, can anyone help me do that?

We are joined this week by our favorite married librarians, Justin and Jay from the Librarypunk podcast! We discuss a great many things as well as your questions and follow ups!

A follow up from a listener with poly troubles | A listener is struggling with preoccupied attatchment from their partner and wondering if their taking too much from the relationship.

Check out Libararypunk at Librarypunk.gay
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Check out Data Transfer here!

This is hot stuff! We're stoked to be joined by musician/youtuber/streamer Pat Finnerty this week, this episode was a blast. We talk about Pat's history with dating as a musician and comedian, making pierogis with grandma on the first date, and The Snub. Then we try to answer your questions!

Thanks again to Pat for joining us - find him on Youtube @pat_finnerty and watch What Makes This Song Stink, might be my favorite channel I'll say it.

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and more that's Patreon.com/rftb!

Good Qs this week on a rip roarin classic rftb i love you

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Our original segment Truth or Ruse returns, and it's stronger than ever before. Strap in.

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Yoooo it's late af, like half a week late, we're gonna get our damn release schedule downgraded again aaaaaaaaaaaaaa it says biweekly on Apple Podcasts noooooooo it's supposed to say weekly aaaaaaaa

Anyway, it's all wacky, it's all scary and we are once again sending our love across the void into your hearts. Squirrel-in-Torpor-Dono.

~Q BOX CONCERNS THE FOLLOWING THIS WEEK~

Am transfemme, not out to family, asked to be pallbearer. Hey, uh, that's a masculine role and the clothes and the responsiblity! | Two friends of mine are thinkin' about having the less attractive friend use the hotter friend's pics on dating apps to catfish women into talking to him. How do I get them to not do this incredibly stupid thing? | Bublé Correction (yes, I did google his name and then ctrl+c ctrl+v the é) which leads us to talk about that type of dude for a while.

Thank you very much for listening, we love you very much. If ya like this, you should see our Patreon at THIS LINK CLICK IT

An old bonus in which we talk about seasonal depression and some other stuff

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In which we talk about games and then your questions and one of the questions relates to game. SPORTSMANSHIP IS KEY

New year new episode new returning guest what's up gang we're joined again by our friend and yours Kassidy Norman! We catch up on dating stuff and then it's your questions also I got stuck on Baggu for like 20 mins I'm sorry.

Ho ho ho it's boutta be the dang xmas week and what better gift than a new episode of RFTB with a rad new guest? No gift is better! We're joined this week by streamer @slowpukeLIVE for some incredible stories, some not incredible draccent work, and some of your questions.

Thanks again to Caitlin for joining us! Go follow her on Twitch @slowpukeLIVE she is excellent

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and more that's Patreon.com/rftb!

In which we blast through the question box backlog and talk about the Janet Jackson shows where she put uncs in a damn cross and made their soul come out of their body! Real ham and egger!

Video we referenced: Janet Jackson - Would You Mind Live Washington DC

Thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and more that's Patreon.com/rftb!

What's up gang we've got Tony Boswell joining us once again this week so you already know it's a great ep! We catch up with Tony and get a dating life update and then it's question time.

Thanks to Tony for joining us, we love him and you should check out his show and socials @wordisbondtv

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and more that's Patreon.com/rftb!

yoooo no main feed this week because RETAIL HELL and FAMILY GATHERINGS

Please enjoy this deranged episode from last year around Thanksgiving.

Heyooo we're blasting through the backlog today to get to some questions we've missed! They were good ones we're sorry! Check it out and give us some updates if they're you!

Thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and more that's Patreon.com/rftb!

Big discussion ep big time itsa goodun sorry we're late but hey the oldest wine is the best or whatever those people say!

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RETURN TO DRYNESS! What's up we're blasting through questions this week but I don't think we beat the Wiz record. So hit the griddy, grab your million dollar ceramic pumpkin, crack open a warm one, and join us on this THRILLING EP!

Thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and more that's Patreon.com/rftb!

Howdy folks, heavy news this week as I talk about at the top. Rest in peace to our friend Mo, I've linked a video of his here about the flagging community in San Francisco and processing grief. It's a really beautiful piece that I want to share in his memory.

Love, Loss, and Flagging

Then, we've got a great ep this week as we're once again joined by Brian Alford from The Worst of All Possible Worlds. We're all pretty wiped, we talk about Brian's recent move and the slog of assembling furniture, and then it's your questions.

Thanks again to Brian for joining us, go listen to The Worst of All Possible Worlds wherever you listen to us, they're incredible.

Thank you for listening ❤️

New week new guest! We're joined by Frankie from WizWorldLive who does something no guest has done before - make us answer more than 2-3 questions. We get like six it's CRAZY! We also talk about Frankie's show, Ren Faire stuff, and more.

Thanks again to Frankie for joining us, find his stream on Twitch @WizWorldLive

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and more that's Patreon.com/rftb!

How about Scott Baculum? Great ep this week, we're joined by returning favorite DeadBlossomJesse - Streamer! Podcaster! Funny guy! We catch up with Jesse on moving to LA, getting back in the dating world, and baculums. Then it's your questions!

Thanks again to Jesse for joining us! Check out their stuff at https://twitch.tv/DeadBlossomJesse and on the Stores podcast with another great past guest, Luke Taylor!

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and more that's Patreon.com/rftb!

Listen it was stuck in my head I'm sorry! To make up for it we're blasting thru questions in the backlog this week and there's some gooduns lemme tell ya!

Thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier bonus series and 200+ eps in the backlog that's Patreon.com/rftb

What's up gang, we're joined once again this week by the one of a kind FrankJavCee! We catch up, we get a dating update, we talk about like 100 other things and then it's your questions!

Thanks again to Frank for joining us, go follow him pretty much everywhere @FrankJavCee and keep an eye out for new music releasing the rest of the year!

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and more that's Patreon.com/rftb!

What's up gang we're joined this week be an Anime Sicko, it's Tom Harrison. Oops it's a gamer chat at the top bc Hades 2 is out and then we get some stories from Tom. And then? Questions!

Thanks again to Tom for joining us, go listen to Anime Sickos wherever you find us and if you're in Chicago come see Genius Night at Cafe Mustache!

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and more that's Patreon.com/rftb!

Whoops I posted the wrong description first. Heyooo it's hot attic week and we're join by the inimitable balljihad from the h_dubb stream. We talk about "where that name come from", a one of a kind "how I met my wife" story and then it's full on reverie time talkin old internet. Then, your questions!

Thanks again to BJ for joining us, go check out the h_dubb stream at twitch.tv/h_dubb if you haven't!

And also go check out Dono's new stream every Wednesday around 8pm CT at twitch.tv/DonoHell

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and more that's Patreon.com/rftb!

Yoo this one late as hell! Extendo Mode tho!

Just Audrey and Andrew cuttin' it up big style, lots of fun, good chat. Do it up!

Real ham-and-egger this week (am I using that right?) it's just the hosts and we're blasting thru the question backlog! But not doing a great job because they're some real thinkers we end up talking about a couple for a long time. Including:

Sick of being pigeonholed as a Big Mommy | Drug drama in relationship | And more

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and more that's Patreon.com/rftb!

What's up gang sorry we're late but hey it's a banger ep! Ptak returns, now a dad and a personal trainer and so we're catching up, we're learning about Cool Alex and fatherhood, and we're answering your questions!

Thanks again to Alex for joining us, go check out coolalextraining.com if you want some personal training with the legend himself. All comedy aside Alex is strong as hell and knows what he's doing and is just a good dude, you should train with him!

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and more that's Patreon.com/rftb!

You could listen to one main episode of Radio Free Tote Bag every day for a year and not repeat.

That's pretty cool!

Dono is in the Land of the Blarney so Korla is filling in! We have a blast and Audrey mostly reads listener compliments accidentally but also that's at thing she kinda needs these days! We got that summertime sadness weh!

Korla and Audrey do some cultural analysis re: dating apps and enshittification coupled with atomization and capitalism and encourage a listener to do the right thing re: someone who's real into them that they're just not that into.

The Torment Nexus but for getting dicks in your butt. LFG!