This one is wild out the gate gang, we are joined by Marcos from The Ain't Shit Show and many of the best Western Kabuki episodes. We talk experiences in the Craigslist personals, absolutely wild encounters, and Marcos' relationship history before getting into your question:

Dating while living with your parents | Partner seems to be using their autism as an excuse to be shitty to you | Afraid you're becoming an incel

Thanks again to Marcos for joining us, find him and his show on socials @Aintershow!

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb, plus our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and more that's Patreon.com/rftb!

Lotta sponsors on this ep! Fruit (Eat It Up!™), Olivia Newton John, and the dark chocolate bar Dono ate beforehand and so we're gettin wacky. We're joined this week by post extraordinaire Katie Tightpussy, formerly of Twitter now mostly of Bluesky! We get the ol embarrassing dating stories and then it's question time:

Dating as women for the first time as a newly out gay woman is stressing you out! | Things are going great but you have no one to share life with - what do you do when your relationship needs are specific and you're having no luck?

UPDATE FROM KATIE: "The caramel was good"

Thanks again to Katie for joining us! Follow her on Bluesky she's excellent @juicysteak117.gay and on Letterboxd at KatherineTea

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and more that's Patreon.com/rftb!

Alright listen Audrey drank several beers and Dono napped right before this, I don't know what to tell ya. But wait we're joined this week by Ash from the Horror Vanguard podcast! Who is now out as trans! LFG! We catch up, Audrey takes a bird ID quiz, and then it's question time:

Relearning how to have sex after gaining the ability to orgasm for the first time | Another scorcher | How to stop being an over-apologizer | Another response to the crankin' it in the toilet survey

Thanks again to Ash for joining us, listen to Horror Vanguard wherever you find us!

Welcome to AA! The hottest halloween and letter A themed game show on the web! And we've got special contestant Alex Ptak returning to the show to face off against Audrey in a battle for the A-ges. Place your bets, settle in, and also we answer questions like always:

Feeling like the odd one out in the friend group after a spooky cabin trip | Is it weird for 27yo to be attracted to 35yo lady?? | How to date a skinwalker? | Trying to help your friend Dennis who's batting out on the apps cause it's getting annoying to hear him complain | Ever start a relationship with someone you only met online at first?

Thanks again to Alex for joining us, an absolute treasure. Check out his many shows but especially his new program Quorators, investigating the queries on Quora.com

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Ok due to a mixup at the scheduling factory and also the "our personal lives" factory this ep got big delayed but goddamn it is worth the wait because what a banger. We have Aaron Thorpe back with us! We catch up on Aaron's dating life, Liz Truss, and nuclear annihilation before answering your listener questions:

How to get into group sex with your partner? | Getting people to stop violating your personal space and boundaries | How to handle anxiety when it hits | How to sext without sounding corny or overdoing it? Does that even matter? | A listener tests some open mix material smh

Thanks again to Aaron for joining us! Follow him on Twitter @borgposting and check out his writing and podcasts they're fantastic!

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Just chill! Seems easy, but takes effort. Luckily for us and our question askers we've got relaxation expert Nate aka @Vrunt back in the studio with us! We catch up, talk partner cohabitation and couples' costumes, and then we answer your questions:

How to relax in the face of a monolith of stress | A follow-up to the cumming too fast question - now it's the opposite problem! | Getting into being naked online? | Is it normal to feel like your partner is used to you?

Thanks again to Nate for joining us, extremely good dude and an extremely good Twitter follow @Vrunt

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Howdy buckaroos we've got Maria back with us this week and we're rip-roarin to answer your questions, check em out:

How to better support your friends with mental health challenges | Encountering a penis for the first time, how to broach the subject of not being experienced without causing dysphoria | A listener skit

Thanks again to Maria for joining us! Follow her on Twitter @Sandernista412

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Whelp, that intro could've used a couple more test runs but what are ya gonna do? Welcome aboard gang, another week on the Tote Train and an extra special one on account of we have Alex from Haus of Decline joining us! And since Alex was on the bonus last time we gotta hit him with the classic embarassing dating stories ask before going completely off the rails and then hitting your questions, here's what we've got:

Bit of a TW for suicide on this first one - we address a concerning message in the question box | A fat gay misanthrope - can you find love? | Audrey's go-to opening message for dating apps is apparently working for a listener | Catching feelings for a close friend | Venting about a recent ex who doesn't use soap (stinky)

Thanks again to Alex for joining us! Find him, his work, and his show on Twitter @hausofdecline it's all extremely good and hey Dono's on a recent ep!

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! 

Squirt is pee apparently but honestly who cares. Oh hey I didn’t see you there! It’s RFTB, we’re reading some news at the top, and we’re stoked to have Aiden Arata back with us this week! We catch up with Aiden on her recent engagement before getting into your questions:

Partner is being super weird that you, a NB person, are wearing a suit to a wedding | Bag-el or bay-gel and a ruse | Therapist has set you up with a friend - is this ethical? Is it weird? | Poly but a new partner is trying to demand all your time - how to navigate

Thanks again to Aiden for joining us, truly one of our favorite people and we’re excited every time she’s on :) Follow her @AidenArata on Insta and Twitter for very good stuff

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

AHHHHH pardon the musical screaming I was having a bad time! Fully stood up by a therapist like an hour before this, we hate it. But we are stoked regardless because we're hanging out with Sophie and Frannie from Girls Like Us, returning champions and all around wonderful folks! And so we all talk bad therapy experiences before performing good therapy by way of answering your questions, here's what we've got:

Advice for moving 1500 miles from home | New partner, things are going well, except that they want to check on their dang dog twice a week? | LIGHTNING ROUND | What color will we never dye our hair? | Workout albums | Compliment exchange?

Thanks again to Sophie and Frannie for joining us, we love them and you should check out their pod and follow them on Twitter @GirlsLikeUsShow

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

You heard me right, I'm the Queen now! Save me or whatever! Welcome one and all and what a week to record this one. Luckily we've got Jake Flores back in the studio with us to discuss the fallen monarch, his dating life, and your questions! Here's what we get into:

Trying to get a vanilla partner into some kinky shit that's important to you! | Should you go to a wedding when the bride is directly working to destroy the planet? | Feeling like you look like shit in every picture you're in | Do reddit hookup subs actually work? What even are they?

Thanks again to Jake for joining us! Follow him on Twitter @feraljokes and keep an eye out for upcoming tour dates!

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! This week it's a banger episode with Low Culture Boil's Amber Rollo so get in there!

Hoowee we're excited this week on account of we've got Alex Goldman of Reply All with us! We discuss Alex's feeling after the end of the show and loss in general. Then, your questions!

We've inspired an LDR between listeners! But how to stay connected from afar without spending too much money? | Partner's got a oral fixation goin that's ending up with them spittin soggy cotton balls during sex | Sandwich artist inquiry | Does BF have a praise kink or is he just lookin for praise generally? | Partner only wants to talk about surface level stuff (or maybe there's another factor here) | Joyfriend? | How to fall back asleep

Thanks again to Alex for joining us, you can follow him on Twitter @AGoldmund

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Howdy gang we're here, we're clear, we're recording a podcast with friend of da show Olive aka @old_lotion! And she's introducing the show, what is this upside down world? No it is merely the hub of good times known as Radio Free Tote Bag and it's an extra good time this week! We talk about dissociation, whether Dono should get a moped, and hear an embarassing dating story from Olive before getting into your questions:

Worried about a casual relationship with someone in your friend circle | Can you date poly people as a non-poly person? | Wanting to adopt a cat but bf is allergic | A terrible cigaruse | Partner bailed during your manic episode but now claiming they want to come back now that you've recovered? (hate this) | How does Dono keep that ass huge??

Thanks again to Olive for joining us! Find her on Twitter @old_lotion she's great people!

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff like Discord access and stickers! Wow!

That's right, we hear the blues a-callin! You got us to our Patreon goal and, as promised, we're doing a bonus series on Frasier! Audrey's seen it multiple times, Dono's never seen an episode, and we're watching and discussing.

THE FIRST TASTE IS FREE! Subscribe to our Patreon for more hot Frasier action and bonus RFTB episodes each week at Patreon.com/rftb

What's crackin' Tote Land!

It's Audrey here with a special lil thing for your ears!

Friend of the show, partner of the me, Korla and I have been cookin' up a new show called Data Transfer and I'm so excited to debut it on the RFTB Main Feed!

It's a transfeminine reading of the Digimon Adventures anime, starting from the very beginning, which is where you are now! Look for weekly episodes over at data-transfer.castos.com in the future, but for right now you can listen to the first ten episodes!

We're gay, we're trans, we're in love and we're gonna talk about what it looks like when Greymon fucks.

Big announcement week! Audrey is dropping a new podcast and Dono has two cats in need of adoption! DM us if you're near Chicago and want sweet cats!

In other big news, we've got Amber Rollo from Low Culture Boil with us! We talk Love Island and FBoy Island with Amber before hearing an embarassing date story and Dono learns what a meetcute is. And then? Question time!

Surrounded by friends who you love with partners who you don't love - is there anything to be done? | Partner quit drinking, getting back into it responsibly and you're supportive but anxious | Wedding venue cancel, MIL trying to guilt fiancee into making it an intl destination wedding | Finally feeling ready to date seriously again but having trouble navigating some hangups | Which Chapo is best love expert | A really lovely update from a really strong person

Thanks so much again to Amber for joining us, she was absolutely wonderful! You should check out her show Low Culture Boil and follow her on Twitter @ambercrollo where you can find her live comedy dates! 

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb! Now thatsa meet-cute!

We were joined by Alex from Haus of Decline for a uproariously funny bonus episode. For instant access to this episode and over 80 more head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB

Return of the Sav! We're stoked to have our friend and very funny comedian Savannah White back with us! We catch up, discuss a job that might be some kind of front, and get some real good dating stories before answering your dang questions, here's what we get into:

Feeling like you're in a queer-platonic relationship but the other half doesn't exactly agree | Sister has an extremely shitty transphobic husband | Fuck a fan challenge - real or fake? | Are you ghosting somebody? Does that even matter?

Thanks again to Savannah for joining us! You can follow her on Insta @SavvyWhite and keep an eye out for show dates!

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Dear listeners I come to you this week in brain pain. My beloved nicotine has been taken from me by the powers that be (my will to be healthier). And so I'm not the sharpest I've ever been but luckily we have Kumars Salehi with us again to help answer your questions! We catch up with Kumars and then we get into it:

Long time partner does not wipe properly and it's causing some gnarly issues | Trying to get mom to stop smoking to no avail - let it go? | Followup on the "eating it from the front vs back" question | Audrey thirst post! | Self-deprecating humor question followup

Thanks again to Kumars for joining us! Find him on Twitter @KumarsSalehi and check out his show Delete Your Account!

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Yeehaw folks it's RFTB, we've got Dylan with us, and we've got a full ass question box this week. We chat, Dono tries to awaken, and then we hit a particularly full Q box:

Sex dreams and their relationship to your sex life | Ever have to fake an orgasm while be-penised? | Partner has been clearly underwhelmed by sex but is claiming everything is fine | Relationship starts with good sex but anxiety starts building out of nowhere and ruins things | Bratty ass boyfriend

Thanks again to Dylan for joining us, follow him on Twitter @itsprobablycrab

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb!

"My goats are dead!"

For this bonus episode and more like it head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB 

$5/month gets you a bonus episode every week and access to our discord! We'd love to have you join us!

Kath Barbadoro joins us once again for a fun-filled party down!

Is self-deprecating humor unsexy? WTF Do about annoying coworker? How do you deal with the sexual side effects of Lexapro and Adderall, as well as the sexual changes brought about by gender-affirming hormone replacement therapy? How do you eat it from the back if you think her butt is less-than-appetizing?

Also, a listener follows up! We love a listener follow up!

Thanks again to Kath for joining us, she's always a hoot. Follow her on Twitter @KathBarbadoro and find her lovely lovely podcasts therein!

Except it's super not! Liam Anderson was talking about his old Tinder bio! We're also joined by Liam's lovely partner Rin!

A few listeners say really sweet things, Audrey does a Donovan impression, we examine a listener with a strange habit. Talk about concern trolling! Audrey almost nails a tongue twister, a listener wonders if they'll ever find love and we finally settle a long-standing Pennsylvania debate. Gastergastrizophilia!

Thanks so much for tuning in! You can find Liam and Rin at the twitter links below 

Patreon.com/RFTB for Bonus Episodes and bonus segments... Like this one!

Big thanks to Rax King for joining us on this one!

IT'S HOT! Except in Chicago its fine here for now. But everyone else on the show this week is gettin scorched and I mean EVERYONE cause we've got all three of the Librarypunk hosts with us, it's Sadie, Jay, and Justin, it's a goddamn panel show so we're talking inter-podcast romance and an embarrassing dating story from Sadie and then it's your questions:

Follow-up from the sexy mailman who wrote in | Gender dysphoria from a disability? | Best coffee table books to INTIMIDATE GUESTS

Thanks again to all the Librarypunk punks for joining us, they're great we've been on their show go check it out at librarypunk.gay

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Like stickers! Discord! And a new Frasier series we're doing on account of hitting our Patreon goal! Patreon.com/rftb gogogo

Soggy July begins! We're goin ham with guests this week and first up, returning to the show, it's our friend Obsidian from The Bellowing Pines! We talk about beer ads, Audrey's poly goodtimes, and ask Sid how their dating life's going. And then? Questions.

When will steampunk be cool again and also steampunk sex toys? | Feeling body conscious before going to the beach with friends | Are NBs hetero if they're not dating other NBs? | Wanting to get physically intimate with partner but working through trauma after a SA | Penis surgery complications fucking with sex life and that sucks | Kumars demands our stance on geese

Thanks again to Sid for joining us! Check out their band The Bellowing Pines which you can follow on Insta @thebellowingpines and if you're in the Cinci area they've got shows coming up!

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb!

Howdy gang, we've made it to the end of dry June, barely. We're angry, you're angry, but hopefully we're putting some decent energy out there. Tl;dr fuck the entire supreme court. So we talk about that a bit and also Lifehouse for some reason. And then it's the question box plus some reddit questions this week, here's what we get into:

Having trouble with feeling shame when you can't make your partner cum every time | Mid sex, new partner asks your mom's name?? | FF14 explanation | Feeling brutally isolated while surrounded by people | Hookup left you a hand-blown glass buttplug as a gift | Extreme insecurity over your height while already in what seems to be a good relationship | A MAIN FEED QUIZ SWARM

Thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! That's Patreon.com/rftb

Dear god Beach Dono is out in force, Audrey's runnin high on that hotness, and we're both ready to answer some mf questions. We talkin clubbing, gender, and goddamn sea specimens before hitting that question trawler, here's what we get into:

Working thru your sexuality after being raised in the LDS church | SOME SMALL PENIS LOVE | Asked somebody out but they're super sarcastic and not sure where they stand | Grunge Dad returns with an update! | What's our favorite fossil critters (you know we're goin off on this one)

Thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/RFTB as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! Plus we've got some great guests coming up and 80 episodes in the backlog now what could be better than that? 

Hola! Dono is back at last, jetlagged as hell, and Audrey is sick but we're ready to get back in the pod saddle cause we've got questions to answer! We chat about travelling and how we been doin before hitting the ol question caja and here's what we get into:

Two weeks after sudden dumping and still feeling like shit | A fan in Sweden is having trouble making friends due to social anxiety | FUPA causing cond problems! | Partner wants to get into CBT but worried about their trauma from past physical abuse | A goddamn FFXIV ad?? | Ex getting into shape and it's making you feel insecure | A wild FMK

Thanks for tuning in folks! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week plus like 80 backlog episodes? Head on over to Patreon.com/rftb

Greetings, Totebaggers!

Donovan is not here, but we've got James Asher from That Thing with James!

We tangent so fkn hard for so fkn long, then we discuss differing speeds of emotional development, a very sweet listener follow up and a relationship with libido issues.

You can listen to James' show here!
https://www.youtube.com/user/jimjack87

You can subscribe to our patreon here!
https://www.patreon.com/rftb

I regret to inform you that it's Tooth Time. Also we talk about crows! And then CONTROVERSY in the question box?? Here's what we get into:

Someone thought our dear friend Daddy was too harsh to long texters | Having trouble getting aroused at all by vanilla sex while new to the whole sex thing | Guy Fieri cunnilingus controversy | Bringing a lil gift to a first in person date after talking for a couple weeks - hot or not? | In need of tucking advice! | How to JO in a shared bathroom without leaving evidence

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Uh oh! Due to a mixup at the listener factory the question box is off the goddamn rails this week. And I was already comin in hot with the return of Embrace Debate! So this is a wild one folks, but luckily we've got our good friends and returning guests Dylan and Garrett Geilenfeldt to help us weather the storm. Here's what we get into:

Will yourself to "no horny" | If the US balkanized, which regional celeb would be worst | Mixing fuckin n fooding | Apparently Guy Fieri needs cunnilingus advice | How do eels reproduce??? | Making friends online when you have dyslexia and struggle with text communication | We reiterate we are not capital G Gamers! | Too terrified to make the first move

Thanks again to Garrett and Dylan for joining us again! You can find Dylan on Twitter @ItsProbablyCrab and find Garrett and the Black Box Theater @daytonblackbox

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb do it! Quick!!

Ribbit ribbit gang! We're feelin amphibious this week on account of we've got FROG OWNER (and also podcaster) Kennedy Cooper with us! And so we have some frog chat before Kennedy tells us a truly chaotic embarassing dating story and then we get to ya questions:

Getting past small aggravations that are turning you off of pretty much all potential dates | An update on getting past a sexual anxiety | Trying to get your kid into grunge but it is NOT working | Stressing about dating a woman who's a few years older | Decrees from the Themporer

Thanks again to Kennedy for joining us! You can follow them and find their stuff on Twitter @kennedytcooper

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week and access to all 75 previous eps at Patreon.com/RFTB wow what a steal!

Woooo it's an eventful week! Running into exes, llifting weights, sending butt sweat pics, being in hell. But also good vibes as our energy is on a dang rocketship on this one. Here's what we get into:

Welcome to Gamer Chat

RFTBMDC folks! We've got Tony and Alexander from Minion Death Cult back with us this week for another full-strength crossover episode and so we are very excited. We catch with the MDC boys and are blessed with an early Cat Spotting before suiting up and hitting the mf question weights, here's what we're lifting this week:

An update from the "dirty job" question asker | New platonic friendship with a long time ex but not sure whether to tell them you cheated on them 10 years ago | Getting real burnt out in the dating app zone | Navigating a large class difference in a relationship

Thanks again to Tony and Alex for joining us! If you like us you should absolutely check out MDC, heck there's even another crossover episode with us! And you can find them wherever you're listening to this wow!

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Good lord it's Fugue Week I stg. No guest. Dry. Moving and hard feelings, we're both a lil run down. But it makes for comedy and then we're pushing through and getting to as much of this question backlog as possible. Like ten of em it's a new record. Too many to list I am still exhausted.

Thanks for tuning in folks! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week and stickers and Discord and more? Head on over to Patreon.com/rftb

A hootenanny, even. What's up Tote Friends we've got Luisa Díez from Why You Mad back with us both this week! We catch up with Luisa, talk about our dating lives since she was last on, and then get into questions! Here's what we've got this week:

Text response etiquette with your partner | How to find a community for "Nerd Shit" that is not chock full of assholes and chuds | Thinking you're nonbinary but a friend shut you down when you brought it up | How come it's cool to be into legs but below the ankle is VERBOTEN? | Showering regularly but still feelin like ya smell and self-conscious about it

Thanks again to Luisa for coming back on! Check out her show Why You Mad wherever podcasts are found!

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

FOLKS! 200! 200 glimmering, wonderful episodes in the bank and we've loved every second! Even the continuous blunders! And they certainly don't stop this week cause it's a dang party in her and we're extra excited cause we've got Andrew Hillary back with us! We talk show history, penis surgery, and some good news! And then questions:

Made some Discord friends but worried people in the server hate you | How we doin? Mental health chat | Partner found out you were into hentai and seem excessively put off | LDR partner taking a break from social media but that's also how you stay in touch

Thanks again to Andrew for joining us! Check out his podcast Worst Week Yet and you can follow him on Twitter @AndrewHillaryUS

And thank you for listening! Everyone's support has meant a lot to us over the past four years because we love makin this thing ❤️ And hey you can get 72 more bonus episodes and a new one each week at Patreon.com/RFTB

This week! We're recordin early and Dono is very tired. And yet... What's this? The debut of a brand new, mind-expanding segment? That's right it's EMBRACE DEBATE! Where we tackle the hard hitting issues. Or something incredibly dumb, who knows? Only one way to find out! And then it's question time:

How to take oiled-up nudes without gettin oil all over the damn place | How to find a dom partner when you're a straight male sub | Not getting second dates and worried you're doing something wrong | A trickster listener dealin with a messy partner | Miata time

Thanks for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb plus like 70 bonus episodes in the backlog now ain't that great? Hell we'll even send ya a sticker! It's the deal of the century!

Goddamn it's good to be back gang, Dono made it thru the covid bad times and is rip roarin to go this week. And we're extra stoked cause we've got author and host of Low Culture Boil podcast Rax King with us! Rax tells us about her work and a good ol embarassing dating story about a braces-involved hickey before we get to your questions! And here's what we got:

LDR partner unwilling to have a first visit with no clear point that they'll be able to | Blanket statement made by a friend invalidates your trauma in a real shitty way | Gf seems to be into giantesses but gets embarassed and won't open up about it | Have a crush on somebody but they set ya up with their friend! What do | Body-image issues getting you down | A sweet message for Rax!

Thanks again to Rax for joining us she was absolutely wonderful! You can find her on Twitter @RaxKingIsDead and her podcast Low Culture Boil wherever podcasts are sold!

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

What's happenin' Tote Land?

Donobless has the roni and is mad fatigued. Other than being tired and congested they're in good spirits and we wish them a speedy recovery.

BUTTTTTTTTTTT THE SHOW MUST GO ON and so for that reason we perservere, and what a show to miss. Aiden Arata and Audrey go deep on some powerful questions and absolutely nail it.

How to satisfy sexual desires in a long-distance relationship? |  Should virgin question asker utilize the services of a sex-worker to get better at sex before their first sexual relationship? | How to handle infidelity and divorce? | What if you want to "fuck someone out of your system? | How do I navigate this SITUATIONSHIP??

We thank Aiden for joining us once again! You can find her work in the following places.

https://www.instagram.com/aidenarata/
https://twitter.com/aidenarata


As always if that wasn't enough Tote Bag you can head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB and sign up at the $5/month level and get a bonus episode EVERY WEEK!

Wow!

Top o' the morning listeners, I have the dumbest thing stuck in my head this week and I'm gonna tell you about it incessently. Also Audrey's back with a couple anecdotes and we're joined by Xavier from The Bellowing Pines! And then we answer questions:

Audrey gets dragged over Mad Men knowledge | Some positive feedback for Audrey's magic want recommendation! | Realizing you are mommy in a new relationship | Partner had trouble getting aroused while shithoused | Partner acting full of themself but maybe there are other red flags

Thanks again to Xavier for joining us, we love him! You should check out his band The Bellowing Pines and their new album Citrus! And also Xavier's solo project FaybeBase, great shit on both counts.

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Folks! We're very excited this week cause we've got comedian and OnlyFans creator Megan Graves with us! Megan tells us an embarassing relationship story involving cursed toilet eye contact and we discuss dating as a sex worker. Then it's mf question time and we've got some great ones this week:

Seltzer addiction commiseration | Struggling with arousal with long term mono partner and not feeling sexually fulfilled | Listen, we're dumb | Hitachi on a penis advice! | Advice for attending first kink community meetup | Struggling with the apps while friends are doing great, what gives? | Tech support for us | Advice for getting into OnlyFans | Constantly leaving social interactions worrying that people hate you

Thanks again to Megan for joining us! You can find her on Twitter @itsmegangraves

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Look, we're sorry. We didn't mean to talk about Elden Ring for 15 minutes but we did because it is our life. So hit like 15:00 if you're not a cool tarnished like us. But hey it's mf question time after that and here's what we've got this week:

Advice for coming out to your parents | Feeling imposter syndrome as a bisexual person who hasn't "proven" their identity | Breaking a soda addiction | Dating while feeling emotionally unavailable - how do ya do it ethically? | A PSA for a cool online resource | Meeting people in the continuing covid times

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb Plus other neat bonus stuff like stickers and the RFTB Discord! Wow!

Folks! We're a lil under the weather this week but we're feelin DRY! It's a dry folks this week and so we do a segment from the Patreon bonus shows before hitting your Qs! What we got in this here box?

A follow-up to the muscular women question! | Moved in with LDR gf in her city, need to make friends but not getting her support | How to enhance a man butt? | A sweet message from Not Korla

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! We're 2/5 of the way to a Frasier watch along bonus series so sign up, support us, and get some goofy times out of it!

Giddy up gang it's Tote Time! And this week we're joined by Leslie and Kayte from the Fangs For The Memories podcast! And so we talk Buffy, two particularly heinous date stories, and go a lil off the rails exoskeleton style. Also questions:

Breaking out of the ED anxiety cycle | Advice for a 30yo virgin | NOMME DE CUM | FMK vamp edition | Pre flight anxiety after getting hormones to transition | A very sweet message

Thanks again to Leslie and Kayte for joining us! You can find them and their podcast on Twitter @FangsPodcast, listen to the Dono episode they had a blast

COME ORIGINAL! It's HOT gang jesus christ, it's a sweatisode and it's extra hot cause we got musician and weirdo extraordinaire FrankJavCee with us! We talk to Frank about all kinds of stuff from inflation to catching feelings to being queer and then it's question time:

A mysterious insect cartoonist wonders what the calling card of 2020s music will be | How different is FJC online vs offline? | Partner looking at cis porn every time you have sex and it's making you insecure | Several responses to the Toilet Jerkoff Survey

Thanks again to Frank for joining us, this one was a blast! Find him basically everywhere as FrankJavCee

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Goddamn folks I had like a sleepless headache for this one and it shows! Immediately! But thru the power of teamwork we beat this thing. And we're backed up by our guest this week, from Beep Beep Lettuce and Generation Loss and many other things, Bryn Niebor! We hit Bryn with our new patented question "how's your dating life?" and hear a wild hookup story. Then we hit your questions:

Friend chemically transitioning as part of a BDSM thing and wondering what's going on | Wanting to break with a valentine's day tradition for something more romantic but not sure how to tell partner | How to end things with fwb before it gets serious | FRASIER QUERY

Thanks again to Bryn for joining us! You can find her on Twitter @kinematografi

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb!

RFTBKRL folks! We're excited to have America's Sweetheart herself Katie Rose Leon back with us to answer your Qs! It's bandana time, then we catch up with Katie, and then we answer your dang Qs here's whatwe've got:

How to get your partner into a kink they think is weird? Can you at all? | Railroad villain Dono | Developing face blindess and fearing the worst for your relationships | Is there an easy way to come out to your parents? | Getting over addiction to delivery apps and getting better at cooking | How to get a big ass like the chosen people | Partner has an anime body pillow but they hide it from you

Thanks to Katie for joining us, she is wonderful! You can find her on Twitter @katierose and hear her each week on Ballin Out Super!

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb!

Foooooooolks it's your RFTB for the week and we're excited to have friend of the show and midwife Molly Corn with us! We talk hydroceles, midwifery, and an embarassing dating story with an epilogue! And then we hit your questions and some pregnancy related reddit questions here's what we got:

Follow up on the sex poop ghosting | How to make an LDR work | Bad feels and insecurities around an ex bubbling back up 10 years later | Wife has lost sex drive while pregnant | Can gf get prefnat?

Thanks again to Molly for joining us! You can find her on Twitter @kornymidwife

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb!