Nice to see you, it's been awhile!  We're still over at the Patreon doing the bonus show and having a deelightful time indeed.  We're now doing a variation on the show called Pod Ween Satan: The Movie where we analyze shitty movies (instead of analyzing Ween songs for 2 minutes then talking about shitty movies and our telling stories from our jobs...I'm looking at you SampfordAndSun).  It's been a blast and we wanted to let you know it was going on...maybe you want take a glimpse at our beautiful creation????

We do a pt.1 pre-amble on the 1st of every month and then a pt.2 full episode on the 3rd Sunday of the month.  It's fun and cool and don't you wish you were there to partake in the glory?

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3$ a month.  Get involved Man.  

So....see previous episodes description about Jay expressing his love for you through anger and vitriol.  Special sorry to Scott from the UK.  You caught it bad on this one.  That said...you kinda brought it on yourself now didn't you?  Think about it.

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The show lives on every Sunday with new episodes.  Only 3$ a month.  C'mon!

Top quality Deaner lyrics.  This one shreds.  A pure delight to see LIVE.  

It might sound like fun to be on a farm but if you get left there it totally blows.  No one to enjoy a sandwich with.  Maybe there's a dog though...that'd be cool.  Dogs are fun.  Like a little Jack Russell farm dog that runs around and talks shit to the pigs.  

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It sounds hard to do but I assure you it's not.  You just have to believe in yourself and push hard and even.  It's like swinging a baseball bat...follow through.

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Another gem from the Country Album...albeit a touch problematic. All said though....another banger from the Dynamic Duo.  Vangelis can suck it.

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We take a straight up Triple Lindy into the shallow end of the kiddie pool.  It's track 1 from 12 Golden Country Greats.  Get into it.  Get with it. This is your life now. 

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And so began Chapter Five of the Epic Saga.  We bring to you.....The Country Album.

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The Finale of Season 4!  We did it! Yay!!!!!

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I say this a lot but THIS SONG is one of the best.  Truly.  No hyperbole.  Da Best.  Da Bears.  DA Bulls.  All that.

When they played this at the reunion show as the set opener there was truly a once in a lifetime sense of community and magic that permeated every synapse in the venue.  Once in a lifetime Ween Moment.  

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Perhaps the easiest Ween song to singalong with.  Dave thought that I was an idiot for printing out the lyrics for this song but I insist that it's part of our process that we always have a lyrics sheet in front of our fat piggy faces while we record.  Proof is in the pudding my friends.

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The definition of Epic.  That electric guitar solo soars through the sky like an eagle.  Majestic.  Thank You Ween.

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A lot of people find "Candi" to be one of Ween's greatest accomplishments.  Just kidding.  No one thinks that.  If you think that then you are stupid.  And what do we do with stupid people?  We ban them from the podcast.  So...tell me the truth....what do you think about "Candi"?  Ok you can stay.  You have chosen wisely.

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Horse Racing.  Doo ba lebb'ing.  All the good stuff.

It's a place we go.  There's wind and water and beverages and food.  It's really nice.  Really relaxing over here on Joppa Road.

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This is going to be a controversial episode.  We know that you love this song....and we do too...kind of.  Just relax and listen to the dumb things we have to say.  

"Controversy creates conversation". -Tim Heidecker

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Pull up yer horse blanket and sit around the campfire with a coupla regular ol' cowboys.  Here's a cup of beans for you to enjoy.  Careful they are hot.  Don't burn your mouth little one.

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Pooooooooooonyyyyyy.

Pooooooooooonyyyyyy.

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This song needs to be entered into the official American Songbook.  It's classic.  It's quintessential.  It's simple.  It's....comin' at you at number 7....Baaaaaaby Bitch.

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What's to say about this song?  If there's a definition to the slang term "banger" in the urban dictionary then there's a hyperlink next to it that sends you straight to Roses Are Free.  Banger among Bangers.  Arguably the greatest Ween song of all time.  So good that even Phish cannot tarnish it's impact upon music history.  

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Let's all take a bow for the great Eddie Hazel.  We go deep in this episode.  It gets intense.  Dave cries and then he pees his pants.  Spoiler alert.  Dave has a problem.  Don't shame him.  He's working through it.

A Tear For Eddie.  Blammo In Your Faccccceeee.

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My intention for this episode is....

Shawarma

My intention for this episode is....

Tzatziki Sauce

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My girl Sasha also looking good on the street.  So there's that.  

I played this song on the Saturday after Election Day 2020 in celebration of Philly.  Thank you Philly.  I doubted you at one point in the past.  I was wrong.  You are a beautiful town and helped save us from the Bad Man.  Forever in your debt.

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Creepy.  Crawly.  Funky.  Monkey?

I don't know guys....it's hard to write 80 of these freakin' episode descriptions.  

The song jams.  It's one of the best.  It's why we do the show.

Cinco De Mayo is not on Tuesday this year.  Damnit.  Happy Cinco!

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Do you hear the horns now Dave?  Do you?  Do you now??

Yes I can hear the horns Clem Fandango.

Kicking things off with a strong haymaker.  This track is an announcement of what's to come.  A declaration.  A revolution.  A song.  A podcast about a song. 

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Welcome to Season 3 of Pod Ween Satan.  In this episode we give you an overview of the seminal album "Chocolate and Cheese".  This is the beginning of the Golden Age Of Ween.  This is the beginning of the rest of your life.  This is your every hope and desire.  

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Hey Hey Hey!  It's Jayyyyyyyyyyy Albert!

We are announcing a raffle with:

**UNIQUE WEEN THEMED PRIZES!!!**

Whether you are a Patreon subscriber or not listen to this episode to hear what we got cooking for you.

As a bonus....a lil taste of the goods....we've unlocked Dave's favorite Patreon Bonus Episode for the song "Long Beach Island".  

So yeah, a raffle, a bonus show.  Pretty Killer Friday morning, eh?

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Push it on into systematic overdrive, you know what to do
Let's cruise past all the golden poo.

Yeah man...you got this.  Kick back for the finale of Season 3.

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Oh man oh man.  One of the best.  The image of "to clutch the hand of your creator" sits within me...deep...like ancient memories of a lost age.  Stare into the lion's eyes!

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You keel my mother.  I'm gonna keel you.  A dumpster truck of a song.  Beautiful.  Exquisite.

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It's a little repetitive....it kinda reminds me of house of the rising sun.  It's the 4th to last song on Pure Guava.  We talk about it...and more.

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It's a double entendre.  It's also hard to listen to but we do actually find some things to talk about.  Fucking fuckers.  Pumpkins.  Fuckers.

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I've probably herniated several discs in my neck from head banging in sync with the chorus/hook of this song over the years.

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An unconscious Papa Gener having a wild dream.  Dude man you feeling alright?

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Submit your questions, comments and queries to our awesome email address at:

podweensatan2@gmail.com

We will wait until November 20th (ish) 2023 before recording the episode and read some of your (hopefully) insightful and (likely) insane thoughts on the air.  Don't forget to sign off on the msg with your preferred Handle/Moniker so that we aren't tempted to read email address on the air.  This msg will self deestruct in T-Minus 10 days....

I hate it when that happens.  Flies all over m' dick!

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A definite highlight of Pure Guava and a groovy little number that makes your feet twist back and forth on the dance floor.

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Short sweet and to the point.  A Gener love song.  As good as they get.

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Deaner says that New Hope sucks but I think he really likes it.  Must have been in a bad mood.  I hear New Hope doesn't suck.  There's a hard "F" in this song...not cool guys but we'll forgive it this one time because the 90s were a long time ago.  Grandfathered.

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As legit as it gets.  Hanging with Pat...talking about Scorpions.

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Dance Hall Reggae Classic

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Oh man oh man.  This one is just a pure freakin classic.

It's a song from the perspective of 2 privileged little shits that give you unsolicited advice who then finish with a warning about how difficult life is.  Makes you want to punch them in their dumb heads....the characters of the song that is....not Ween....NEVER punch Ween.  

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Ween's most well known song.  For better or worse....that's the truth.

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Classic Ween Banger.  Long episode....cause we know you like em long.  Enjoy

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Merry Christmas Piggies!

"Mach Ten At Sudden Speeds"

Does there exist a better lyric in the history of music?  The answer is a resounding NO.  This is objectively the best line every uttered within a song created within this time/space continuum.

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If there ever was a Thesis Statement for Ween as a band it would be "Friends".  Friends.  Friendship.  That is what Ween is all about.  Never say "fwends". That is absolutely awful.  

This one has one of the most killer guitar licks.  It just slips and slides right into the pocket....every....damn...time.

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Perfect Opening track for Pure Guava.  From the first note you know what's about to hit you.  So soothing and relaxing.  Little Birdy.

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Season 3.  My what a big boy you've grown up to be.  Happy Birthday Pod Ween Satan!

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