Life on Planet Porky is back with a vengeance, a little later than planned! Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones however are on sparkling form.

Today they discuss: A 'Mike' confusion, death behind the wheel, Tubular Bells, Virgin Records, Porky's train station trauma, wearing expensive watches in public, Dickie Davies, a shortage of tomatoes, the fashion Police, Hillary Clinton, Raquel Welch, Porky's first guitar lesson, cardiomyopathy in the young, Diddy David Hamilton, the notion of a four day working week, and Jilly Cooper's sexy stories. It's the podcast which loves to take you for a ride, it's Life on Planet Porky.  

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you!

It's about for another rip-roaring episode of Life on Planet Porky with Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones.

Topics today include: summer concerns, Harry Styles, award ceremonies, Robbie Williams, the origins of Take That, book serialisations, Wayne Rooney's England anniversary, autograph hunting, Jodie Comer, the legend of Burt Bacharach, song writing partnerships, expensive handbags, Oxford Street, Leo Sayer, the disappearance of Nicola Bulley and an update on Porky's current projects. It's the podcast that shines the brightest, it's Life on Planet Porky. 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you!

It's another rip-roaring edition of Life on Planet Porky the podcast with Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones!

On today's show they discuss: Fleetwood Mac, Irene Cara, the World Cup, politics v sport, favourite types of shoe, Led Zeppelin, rock star ashes locations being kept a mystery, Christmas Number Ones, Kirsty MacColl, Ulrika and Sven, celebrating wealth, whether you can really tell a liar, Tom Jones' enduring brilliance, and Las Vegas. It's the podcast that you can hear warbling in the valleys, it's Life on Planet Porky. 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you!

Let's have another look at what's going on up there on Planet Porky as we join Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones for another podcast.

They seem to be discussing: Porky returning to the pub, the technological challenges of booking ahead for a pint, people drinking themselves ill at home, toiletry habits in difficult public situations, lockdown hair and going grey, Prince Andrew's ego, the Duke of Edinburgh's funeral arrangements, Sarah Ferguson's crassness, working too much while heavily pregnant, Linda McCartney, Mick Jagger's solo career and why it never quite took off for him, David Cameron's distasteful business dealings, whether spelling is important in the modern day, grammar schools, vegan wine, Dame Helen Mirren, and female role models. It's Life on Planet Porky and it's beaming your way once again!   

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones bounce back into your ears for another exciting episode of Planet Porky the podcast.

Today's topics include: Snow in April, skiing holidays, the wall-to-wall coverage of the death of HRH The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, the future of the Royal Family, chasing Royal stories, Rachael Blackmore's pioneering Grand National win, what's behind the violence in Northern Ireland, shops reopening after lockdown, sciatica, Porky's racy home delivery story, high profile people who cheat on their partners, Wally the Walrus, Tenby, why there are different watches for men and women, not flaunting your assets in public, washing your shopping, Mormons, LAJ's return to church, and ironing your clothes while you're already wearing them. It's a steamy one...it's Life on Planet Porky! 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones are back to regale you with another podcast from Planet Porky.

Today they discuss: feeding the birds in freezing weather, the bird man of Fleet Street, Declan Donnelly's burglary, South Africa, the harrowing Oscar Pistorius case, helping the poor, being desensitised to charitable causes, bad neighbours, Kate Middleton's work ethic, young men who lose their dad, Porky's day in the boozer, living alongside the coronavirus, David Soul, why Alan Duncan's diaries can't compare to Alan Clark's, President Biden's tragic family life, David Cameron's questionable decision making, inflated council tax bills, Myleene Klass, takeaway food, and finally going back to the pub. There's always time for a quick pint on Planet Porky!    

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

It's time for the latest episode of Planet Porky the podcast with your chatty chairs Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones.

Today they discuss: Easter and everlasting life, near death experiences, Eamonn Holmes' chronic pain, the Oxford and Cambridge boat race, the Sound of Music, Kate Winslet's Hollywood retirement consideration, celebrity expectation of the press, Egypt, Paul McCartney's relationship with Jane Asher, the number of stories associated with Rod Stewart over the years, Kenneth Branagh, Phil Collins' marital troubles, tips on how to avoid back pain, Vogue magazine, and pubs reopening at last! It's almost time to raise a glass to Planet Porky! 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones are back for another dip into the pool of opinion that is Planet Porky the podcast.

On today's episode they discuss: the real reason we celebrate Easter, Jennifer Arcuri's media presence, Warren Beatty's alley-cat reputation, having sex after 60, Harry and Meghan's wedding claim being dismissed, whether Piers Morgan will return to Good Morning Britain, why Porky was pictured wearing red, how drinking is good for your eyesight, tales of Easter drinking on Fleet Street, the latest page 3 trend, the Eiffel Tower, a shocking car related story, using a coat as a parachute, the Flight Attendant, whether making money from betting is immoral, Eric Clapton, John Lennon's lost album, Tim Rice, the tragedy behind Vincent Van Gogh's life, and Chesney Hawkes. It's the one and only podcast that matters - it's Life on Planet Porky! 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones celebrate their new found freedom with the latest Planet Porky podcast!

Today's topics include: normal life gradually returning, Fleet Street and other metonyms, Piers Morgan's staunch defence of free speech, recent pictures of Pete Doherty, Brooklyn Beckham's relationship devotion, why life gives us more at the end than the beginning, using something other than oil on your sausages (or your teeth), hatred of a particular colour, the girl who got bitten by her hamster, Jack Charlton, the value of a letter written by Paul McCartney, Mike McGear, dying of a broken heart, whether the Gallagher brothers should reunite, Jane Fonda's sex drive, and the enigma that is Lady Gaga. It's the podcast that's never shallow, it's Life on Planet Porky. 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

On today's Planet Porky podcast with Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones there's plenty going on!

Including topics such as: LAJs newest project, the labour involved in writing a book, whether kids should learn domestic sciences at school, being left handed, Chessington Zoo, pie cooking, Grace Kelly, the Dead Sea Scrolls, when you knew you had made it as a journalist, gravity, Sir Isaac Newton, Porky's duet with a Corr sister, Ulysses, urban walking, the challenges of moving house, and going to bed with a hot water bottle. You can always let off plenty of steam when you visit Planet Porky.  

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones return for another exciting episode of Planet Porky the podcast.

Topics for consideration today include: taking decisive action against male violence, lockdown hair and hairdressers breaking lockdown laws, Irene Cara, panel beating, LAJ's nightmare covering the Oscars, attending FA Cup finals, smart motorways, when we'll next be going on holiday, hay fever, Emerald Fennell, Emma Thompson not practicing what she preaches, Mike Love, how the best songs are written, LAJ's rabbits, keeping pigs as pets, Islington's relationship with Labour leaders, leaf blower wars, loofahs, and scattering ashes. It's time to jump in that rocket and head for Planet Porky...in an environmentally friendly way of course! 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones are back with plenty of hot debate as Life on Planet Porky rolls on.

Topics include: the Cheltenham festival, being unprepared for COVID, Andrew Lloyd Webber, being a less successful sibling, why you have to forgive and forget to truly let go, Jasper Carrott, Porky's pub punch-up, Kate Garraway's anguish, Sarah Harding's illness, Yuri Gagarin, flight attendants, joining the mile high club, Mauritius, the new Princess Diana statue, Dave Hill's mullet, and the return of the doorstep milkman. It's the podcast that always delivers, it's Life on Planet Porky! 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones are back once again for another look at what's been making the papers on Planet Porky.

Today's topics include: Male violence towards women, police conduct at Sarah Everard's vigil, Brampton Manor Academy, why where Prime Ministers are educated matters, Porky's Oxford interview, the problem with bald people, the Eurovision song contest, John Deacon's life after Queen, resources used by the mega-rich, Russia, the inventor of the cassette tape, Billy Joel, why legacy acts should always play the hits, and LAJ's promise from Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel. It's the podcast that tours the big arenas, it's Life on Planet Porky. 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

It's another explosive edition of Life on Planet Porky with Porky and LAJ.

Topics today include: The Mull of Kintyre, life after the Beatles, Jimi Hendrix' genius, recording sessions late into the night, The Cumberland Hotel, turning to the Hare Krishna movement, religious foundations, karma, Disney films and the Disney Cruise, The Clash, classical music, whether having a purpose in life is good for you, motorists being continuously penalised, Nottingham Castle being shut down, and Sir Winston Churchill. It's the podcast that knows a Great Briton when it sees one, it's Life on Planet Porky. 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you!

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones get stuck into more of the big stories of the week including: 

Piers Morgan's departure from Good Morning Britain and career on Fleet Street, the death of the architect of the World Trade Center, Jon Snow becoming a dad at 73 and why Porky isn't a fan of his, Neneh Cherry, rock star riders, Porky's alcoholic frolics backstage, the penguin who escaped from an orca, Tom Jones' affairs, MacKenzie Scott and billionaire love, the Oxford graduate suing his parents, Sharon Stone, the Porkmeister's unfortunate run in with Peter O'Toole, and the latest findings from the coronavirus pandemic. It's the podcast that's much more Macbeth than Macduff - it's Life on Planet Porky.  

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

Planet Porky is racing through the Solar System once again as Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones guide you through another podcast.

On today's episode they discuss: having a 'day' for everything, Philip Geddes, Louise Redknapp's loneliness, the dinner party experience for single women compared to single men, Eddie Grant, Romancing the Stone, muddy potatoes, Gary Numan, marrying your stalker, faking autographs, beating diabetes, having a sweet tooth, the impact of Harry and Meghan's interview on the future of the Royal Family, Nicholas Cage's lack of talent, Dennis Nilsen, and why Porky thinks Eddie the Eagle shouldn't have been celebrated as a hero. It's the podcast that gets to the nub of the stories - it's Life on Planet Porky. 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones return for another look at Life on Planet Porky.

Today they discuss: Roy Greenslade and his terrible breath, editors who try to seduce junior reporters, Max Clifford, a Beatles connection to the Bear & Billet pub, the students who had an unlucky lottery win, a pair of Liverpool legends, Sarah Sands, the Sony Walkman, Patsy Kensit's many affairs, Shakin' Stevens, Dolly Parton's vaccine song, Miranda Richardson, the absurdity of trying to host the Olympics this year, green cars, Taylor Swift's sexism row, The Night Manager, and the circus that is Meghan and Harry and their upcoming tell-all interview. It's another episode full of thrills and spills, it's Life on Planet Porky!

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

Planet Porky returns for another episode as Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones discuss the latest news and showbiz stories. 

Today's topics include: people who have stopped following the guidelines, Max Clifford, Holly Willoughby's sunset clause, Lady Gaga's dogs, South Sudan's shocking struggles, whether we will really see music gigs in 2021 and beyond, COVID treatments, Porky's bizarre waterboarding ritual, Simple Minds, being the lesser successful half of a famous pair of siblings, Peter Andre, sleeping in socks, the Brit Awards, unusual behaviour connected to a Full Moon, our fractious relationship with dangerous regimes, and Napoleon's wallpaper. It's just another day on Planet Porky! 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones bring you the latest gander at Life on Planet Porky.

With topics including: Tiger Woods' car accident, Elkie Brooks, the 27 club, daffodils, sleeve tattoos, causes for heart-attacks in the young, Fleet Street drinking, Julie Walters, Melinda Messenger's dating agency, George Michael's personal life, dogging, Sir Christopher Meyer, Ed Balls, writing to your local MP, Charlie Mullins, and being forced to live in a bedsit. Naturally, there's room for everyone on Planet Porky! 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones welcome you back to Planet Porky for another exciting instalment of the farthest reaching podcast in the galaxy.

They discuss: the Beatles' real tax man, John Travolta, the difficult reopening of nightclubs, flow testing, Princess Anne, Meghan and Harry (and why it's that way round), retirement plans, dying young, why we have bothered sending a probe to Mars, ironing tea towels, Kirstie Allsopp, vacuum cleaners, the Downing Street dog, handbags, Village Hall dances, Jilly Cooper, Porky's good deed, Jodie Kidd's pub, the latest wokeism row, people's desire to get out in the sun, and the troubled life of Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne. Don't forget to subscribe and download!

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

After a few ignition problems temporarily halted departure, Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones have made it back from Planet Porky just in time to bring you another podcast!

In this one they discuss: having technical trouble, the pub trade, Yoko Ono, the Dakota Building, scam calls, Harry and Meghan's tell-all Oprah interview, Paris Hilton, the decline of Hilton Hotels, Joe Allen and his restaurants, the Mars Rover, David Bowie, Mick Jagger's face, foie gras, Dennis Wilson, performers with instruments they don't play, returning to the shops, the good and not so good things about Amazon, Doug Mountjoy, the life of a miner, and the Jones'. It's one, big, happy family on Planet Porky! 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones have returned to Planet Porky in buoyant mood after they each received their first dose of the COVID vaccine. On this episode they outline their experiences before, during and afterwards.

Also on today's edition they discuss: the right time to open the pubs again, Mike Batt, Kevin Keegan, Mary Quant, wearing makeup after lockdown, Ghislaine Maxwell's disturbing upbringing, Jo Wood, the stigma of once being married to someone very famous, Summer Monteys-Fullam, the perils of misplacing your bank card,  Peters Gabriel and Hook, how the different sexes approach dating apps, Porky's penchant for the pretty, Seymour Topping, American reporters, and the challenges for photographers in a time without the internet. It's Planet Porky! 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

It's time for an energised episode of Planet Porky the podcast as Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones return - and they're in good spirits!

Today they discuss: The mighty Everton, cheese, telly ad girls, an indecent proposal (or two), wearing a tie, Mary Wilson, the Supremes, Bridgerton, the Foo Fighters, Porky's invitation to get the COVID jab, postal trouble, the death of Leon Spinks, Westlife, the success of Robbie Williams, obesity killing more than smoking, keeping positive at the end of your life, harsh student fines, and the hampered university experience. Of course, they also bring you the latest round of shocking Fleet Street revelations! It's a marriage made in heaven - it's Life on Planet Porky. 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones come dashing through the snow to bring you another look at Life on Planet Porky.

Discussion points include: Braving the elements, garden gnomes, historical abuse cases, Jimmy Tarbuck and his esteemed classmates, favoured regional accents, Rick Astley, Mike Batt and his new musical, spending your own money on a business venture, deciding on their favourite decade, finishing your career by delivering newspapers, entertaining Paul Gascoigne, Bryan Ferry, having multiple children of the same sex, Lily Collins and Emily in Paris, the French economy and Wellington boots. Fear not, it may be slushy outside, but Planet Porky is with you whatever the weather!

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

Another episode of Life on Planet Porky with Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones has been fired into orbit!

Topics today include: The Qatar World Cup, Iranian protests, England's good start, Cliff Jones, tournament boycott threats, Sven-Goran Eriksson and his various conquests, egg whites, Noddy Holder, ageing prematurely, the profligacy of the NHS, perms, sports stars singing, whether you can replace the company of a human with a life-size bear, Dennis Nilsen, Princess Anne's brilliance, gaslights, Smith & Jones, dull Royals, and hippy crack. It's the podcast that would never put anything it shouldn't up its nose, it's Life on Planet Porky. 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you!

On the latest family-friendly edition of Planet Porky the podcast, Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones discuss: Captain Sir Tom Moore, Porky's jab quest, the risks of taking public transport during the pandemic, Buddy Holly's short life, the Asher family, songs to make you feel better, Freddie Mercury's theatre statue, Fulham, David Hamilton's views on radio, sleeping patterns during lockdown, being a news junkie, reopening the pubs, the Isle of Man, Danny Cipriani, geographical ignorance, and countries that change their name. Thankfully, everybody knows where Planet Porky is!  

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

It's time for more topical debate (with a few relevant tangents) from the Planet Porky custodians - Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones.

Today they debate and discuss: Piers Morgan, referring to people as types of animals, keeping rabbits, being chosen to be an influencer, trading with oppressive regimes, the top 20 songs from musicals, Bill Kenwright, LAJ's pictures causing a stir, familiar names appearing in a list of the world's best pubs, Frank Warren, the magic mysticism of churches, whether wearing glasses is attractive, DIY dentistry, prawns, wokedom and whether it's gone too far, the challenges of being the new Bond girl, South American women, sexy dancing, the man who kicked the head off a snowman and Ken Wharfe's amazing associations. If only he'd hung out on Planet Porky, he would have completed the set.   

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones may claim that time doesn't exist on Planet Porky but that doesn't mean that their latest podcast isn't due. 

Topics include: Exercising during lockdown, Pamela Anderson's latest marriage, Andrew Ridgeley, Chelsea's decision to sack Frank Lampard, Roman Abramovich, Elaine Paige's exploits on and off stage, the moral dilemma of dolphinariums and zoos, whether teachers should be prioritised for the vaccine to get kids back to school, Charlotte Cornwell vs. Nina Myskow, why it's a mistake to take on the press in a legal case, politicians trying to entertain, being forgetful at any age, Ioan Gruffudd, marital disloyalty, keeping the birds safe during the cold snap, and tidy gardens. Everything is rosy in the garden of Planet Porky of course!  

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones come bursting in from the cold to bring you the latest instalment of Planet Porky the podcast.

Today they wrap up warm to discuss: the winter weather, why women are more convincing than men, Caitlin Moran's use of profanity, Larry King, the NRA, Melania Trump's grand exit from the White House, what Boris Johnson and Joe Biden might have discussed in their first phone call, John Lennon's writing habit, Rick Wakeman, plastic surgery denial, living in colder climes, the last widow of an American Civil War soldier, elderly relatives, the football betting scandal of the 60s, Peter Swan, Porky's Frank Leboeuf story, David Ginola, pub snacks, Guns N' Roses, looking after your birds, an increase in the cost of your wine bill, and alcohol free booze. There won't be any of that on Planet Porky! 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

It's time to bring the weekend in with Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones as Planet Porky the podcast returns. 

Topics on this one include: Tony Blair’s son being worth millions, Romeo Beckham, Gary Barlow turning 50, Robbie Williams, Will Young, Porky’s nasal hair, Knebworth festival, learning to interview on the job, not knowing who  Will Ferrell is, getting two Head's confused, arranging flowers for the camera, Theresa May’s Brexit musings in the Mail, whether it's worth taking a power nap, mixing jetlag and drink, a new book about Robert Maxwell, speculation about his daughter's future and whereabouts, people turning to comfort foods in lockdown, crisp sandwiches, first experiences of continental cuisine, Buzz Aldrin, and Vernon Kay’s outlandish Beatles claim. Twist and shout for Porky and LAJ - Planet Porky is here.    

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

It's time for another peek at Life on Planet Porky with Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones braced and ready to beam into your ears. 

Today they discuss: Bridget Rowe, the controversial life of Phil Spector, Californians, Easy Rider, Katie Price's caring duties, Fergie signing with Mills & Boon, the Fake Sheikh, Pete Waterman and his artists, Paul Young, having a close relationship with your literary agent, female authors, why attractive women are more likely to be believed in harassment cases, Brian May's lost gift and why sentimentality is so important, programme fairs, being fined for leaving food on your plate, and ordering too much just because you can. It's the podcast that will leave you full to the brim but always wanting more - it's Life on Planet Porky.  

Don't forget to subscribe and download from your favourite provider so you never miss an episode; with new ones dropping every Tuesday and Friday.

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

There might be some deadlines looming, but there's always time to take a visit to Planet Porky for Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones.

Walking, collagen, joggers, delivering newspapers, Carl Bridgewater, The Beatles in harmony, influencer school, pushy parents, Melanie C, recording vocals, Neil Sheehan, the Nixon family, Mia Farrow's son, Suggs, expensive trainers, dressing appropriately for work, going through harrowing experiences as a journalist and the Sex Pistols are among the topics up for discussion this time! As usual, there's plenty of variety up there on Planet Porky!

Please note - some listeners may find certain topics disturbing.  

Don't forget to subscribe and download from your favourite provider so you never miss an episode; with new ones dropping every Tuesday and Friday.

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones are informed and ready to inform as Planet Porky returns.

Today's subjects include: the rollout of the vaccine, people flouting lockdown laws again, a potentially beneficial new heart drug, high heels, Patricia Highsmith, the impact of all day drinking, Barry Gibb, working from under the sheets, breakfast in bed, flat sharing, Jimmy Page, being friendly with your neighbours, false advertising on your dating app profile, and the brilliance of Britain's last female Spitfire pilot. Tally, as they say, ho! Meanwhile, Porky is interrupted yet again...what could it be this time? Hold the front page, Planet Porky is here just in the nick of time! 

Don't forget to subscribe and download from your favourite provider so you never miss an episode; with new ones dropping every Tuesday and Friday.

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: planetporkypod@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you! 

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones bring some light to the dark days with the latest look at Life on Planet Porky.

Topics include: Porky's devotion to walking, waiting to receive the vaccine, COVID concerns, working in a radio station during challenging times, Piers Morgan's interview with Joan Collins, Botox, Amanda Holden, the siege on the Capitol, Trump's dangerous last days, the joy of (not) being average, Geoff Stephens, the New Seekers, Mary Hopkin, first hand experiences of Rowan Atkinson, Bryony Gordon, Iman, disgraceful stories coming out of Fleet Street, Christmas party debauchery, Aled Jones, and the importance of Lord Beaverbrook. The days may be short in the winter on Earth but on Planet Porky they never end...

Don't forget to subscribe and download from your favourite provider so you never miss an episode; with new ones dropping every Tuesday and Friday.

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Planet Porky is back and it's better than ever for 2021! Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones take you on the latest whistle-stop tour around their world with topics such as: when Christmas begins and ends, Edwina Curry, the sad death of Gerry Marsden, Marianne Faithfull, the passing of Pierre Cardin, Elizabeth Taylor, natural ways to relieve stress, Jeff Lynne, Paul McCartney seeing George Harrison in a tree, tangible reminders of the people you love, Michael Jackson's Neverland, Soho House, the return of leotards, seaweed, ludicrously overpriced luggage, the most impressionable age to listen to music and Barry White. It's Planet Porky, it's your first, your last and your everything! Happy New Year!  

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It's another sparkling edition of Life on Planet Porky with the Porkmeister Mike Parry and the rock-chick writer extraordinaire, Lesley-Ann Jones! 

Topics today include: enjoying the autumnal weather, the price of lunch in London, love for Wetherspoons, enthusiasm or otherwise for the Qatar World Cup, Rod Stewart's son and his expensive shoes, cohabiting couples deciding not to marry, why Porky never got hitched, the inimitable Don Mackay, Carly Simon's talent, interpretations of songs, Paul McCartney's sheepdog, LAJ's new book, Mull of Kintyre, NHS staff and their working patterns, Paul and Julian's airport selfie, tributes to Rab Noakes, and Porky using a hammer to try and fix his toothache. It's the podcast that is at one with nature, it's Life on Planet Porky.  

This podcast is brought to you in association with Harry's. 

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It's the last Planet Porky podcast of the year and Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones are determined to end this terrible year with a bang.

Topics include: Mike's Birthday celebrations, buying a new washing machine, Noel Edmonds, former Mirror editor Mike Molloy, Don Mackay, LAJ's presents to herself, Barbara Amiel's candid accounts, Susannah Constantine, the new strain of coronavirus, how to get the country back on its feet, the search for the Holy Grail, fresh footage from the new Beatles movie, famous athletes making their kids tread the same career path, women who take up boxing, Carrie Symonds' influence over the running of the country, having eight kids, China's aim to take over from the USA as the world's biggest economy, and Mike's love of Iceland...not the supermarket. 

From all of us at Planet Porky, have a very Happy New Year and we look forward to seeing you in 2021!! 

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Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones present the last Planet Porky podcast before Christmas with added sparkle to help you negotiate these very difficult and very different times.

Topics include: Porky's Christmas starting with a bang, the Baroness of Belgravia, relationship studies, whether your wife should be your best friend, Uri Geller's spoon bending, Richard Osman, Pointless, reading yourself to sleep, the struggles faced historically by indigenous peoples, the fur trade, Vernon Kay, Noddy Holder's festive hit confusion, splitting royalties between band members, T.S. Eliot, the planets aligning, whether the Beatles were more popular than Jesus, wearing celebrity hand-me-downs, staying in hotels, Don Black, Mick Jagger's frugality, and the latest twist in Harry and Meghan vs. the rest of the world. 

From all of us at Planet Porky, have a restful Christmas and keep safe over the festive season.

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Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones are back to lift the gloom as a COVID Christmas creeps up on us with the latest look at Life on Planet Porky! 

Topics they discuss include: Not seeing family over the festive season, elderly relatives, listening to music on a CD player, Harry and Meghan's latest ridiculous venture, Spotify, the Mail's campaign against Prince Andrew, ZZ Top, who might have killed Brian Jones, women who steal boyfriends, Liz Jones, taking the necessary precautions over Christmas, the decline of pubs, keeping away from guide dogs, Benny from ABBA, Caitlin Moran, the works of John Le Carre, Julie Covington, the man who jet-skied across the sea to see his lover, attending St Bride's on Christmas Eve and the architecture of Britain's cathedrals. One week to go! 

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Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones have come bounding in from Planet Porky just in the nick of time to captivate you with the latest podcast offering.

Today's topics include: the sad death of Dame Barbara Windsor, losing the ability to interview in pubs, Johnny Depp's relationship with Dior, fashion houses and their dubious moral standards, Kate Moss, Mariah Carey's Christmas song, reading music, Jim Davidson, girls in cosmetic stores, lipstick sales, Martin Dunn, the resurgence of tartan, Andy Coulson's ups and downs, selling Princess Diana's hair, forgetting names, Ghislaine Maxwell's controversial bail out, The Archers and Dusty Springfield. It's that time again! 

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Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones are back with some more festive cheer from atop Planet Porky.

Today's subjects include: a couple of early Christmas lunches, closing pubs unnecessarily, Kay Burley flouting the rules, British Airways, ginger, buying your own vaccine, Sir Kenneth Branagh, Sue Lawley, Salt Lake City, Porky's quest to get an alcoholic beverage in Pakistan, the perfect Christmas gift for the Porkmeister, LAJ's McCartney recommendation, Mike Tindall's baby faux pas, boarding schools, the credibility of Eton and Jean Rook. Mr Parry and Ms Jones will see you in the classroom now.    

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It's time for another festive Planet Porky as the clock ticks towards Christmas. 

Today's topics for Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones to get stuck into include: The Royal School of Church Music carol service, buying the Christmas tree, Brexit negotiations, the French, how Paris has changed, the 40th anniversary of the death of John Lennon and how it was covered at the time, Ghislaine Maxwell's Christmas hope, the tier system pub experience, people watching, why marriage is so tough, Porky's new Christmas song, Slade, love of the cold weather, Peter Alliss, an all new electric forecourt, the top earning Christmas songs and why the classics still resonate, favourite festive hits, Kirsty MacColl, American foods, 25 years since Kate Moss' first Vogue cover, and why it's sometimes better to be remembered as you were and not as you are.    

RIP Mr Lennon. The world misses you. 

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Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones have lit their fires and they are ready to bring you another exciting instalment of Planet Porky the podcast.

Today's topics include: an update on the status of George Gordon, a Fleet Street tale or two about Dermot Purgavie and Ivor Key, New York winters, Debenhams, not being able to leave your job, Sir Philip Green, the decline of the High Street, Dave Prowse, the upcoming commemorations for John Lennon's death, tanning on a sunbed, people who drive over the age of 100, Prince Harry's latest wokeism, people who wouldn't take the COVID vaccine, and the incredible life of Wing Commander Ken Cook.  

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Time for another verbal sparing session between Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones as Planet Porky comes to life once again.

Today's topics include: LAJ's successful appearance on the Graham Norton show, rocketing up the podcast charts, Amazon, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, why The Crown is so controversial, Princess Anne's personal life, loitering 'within tents', Motown, what qualifies as a substantial meal in the new tier system, Boris' floundering, everyone flocking to Cornwall for Christmas, Mel C, impostor syndrome, the troubled Onassis family, the Streaked Bombardier Beetle, whether we should care about certain species becoming extinct, surveillance cameras, being more in love with your pets than your partner, Porky's dog and getting emotionally attached to our four-legged friends and paying tribute to Ivor Key who recently passed away and George Gordon who...might have done. At least there's no doubt Planet Porky is alive and well!   

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Time for another audio digest courtesy of Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones as we take another visit to Planet Porky.

Today's topics include: Porky's husky voice, LAJ's boating days, the death of Diego Maradona, motorbiking to Moscow, George Best, Italian opera, J-Lo still flaunting it at 50, Hear'Say reforming, offering political opinion about America to Americans, Russell Brand, sharing a drink with Billy Connolly, why Macca doesn't do selfies (but does make allowances), Pete Best, the collapse of the hotel industry and Strictly shenanigans involving one dancer and his partners. Meanwhile the pair pay tribute to former colleague Paul Callan and Porky shares a tale or two from their time working together on Fleet Street. Don't panic though, there's no ransom to be paid here on Planet Porky.  

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Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones return for more frolics. Today's topics include: lockdown concerns, reopening the pubs, bullying in the workplace, the Civil Service, Jamie Lee Curtis, losing your contacts book (or a child), LAJ's vicar, Jeremy Kyle's controversial TV show, George Harrison's All Things Must Pass, Friar Park, huge vinyl collections, Blur, liquorice, lollipop ladies, Michael McIntyre's mortgage moan and wives who earn more than their husbands. Meanwhile, Porky takes another phone call and much chaos ensues...

There's no phoning it in on Planet Porky however, it's nothing but the best every time. 

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It's another exciting podcast from Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones as Life on Planet Porky returns.

Today's topics include: LAJs night at the Sheraton, Arts Council money distribution, a new book on Abbey Road, Ringo's influence on the Beatles, Imran Khan's assassination attempt, Porky's friendship with Benazir Bhutto, Louis Tomlinson and One Direction, getting run over by your own car, Ronnie Radford, Cup final memories, Katy Perry's love of newspapers, the future of the press, Jeremy Clarkson slamming James Corden, Carpool Karaoke, and Andy Taylor's terminal cancer. It's the podcast which doesn't eat eggs, it's Life on Planet Porky. 

This podcast is brought to you in association with Harry's. 

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Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones discuss: whether Christmas should be cancelled to prevent further lockdowns, the resurgence of the Oxbridge elite in the Government, sexism aimed at female ministers, 50 years of Page 3, Sam Fox, Little Mix going solo, the gruelling nature of touring, Porky sleeping with the fishes on a particularly tough assignment, Nigella Lawson's toast recipe and marriage to John Diamond, the crazy life of Jaci Stephen, how to help beggars in a cashless society, Kim Wilde and her famous family, embarrassing hobbies, naturism, PJ Proby, Mrs Hinch the cleaning sensation, the sad demise of the black cab, and journalists who can't keep it down. You won't need to regurgitate Planet Porky though...it'll be with you forever. 

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Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones are back due to popular demand. LAJ is popular and Porky demanded she returned.

Today's topics include: Biting your tongue, Des O'Connor, the brilliance of Ray Clemence, ABBA's Anni-Frid, wrinkly love, whether Prince Charles will ever become King, Martin Bashir being under the microscope for more alleged interview troubles, why it's important to live fast and die young as a rock star, which Spice Girl is not living up to her nickname financially, Terry Venables, ridiculous song lyrics (sounds familiar), a new way to sober up quickly, how the body reacts to the COVID vaccine, Boris Johnson's ex-wife, Condoleezza Rice, mispronouncing innuendo-laden words, the importance of Porky's nuts, Petula Clark, why even the best suffer from impostor syndrome, Ed Sheeran's new house, Uriah Heep, Janet Street Porter, the awkwardness of one night stands, and Irish troubles of the unexpected kind. You won't find anything of that sort on Planet Porky however...this is after all a family planet.  

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Mr Mike Parry and Ms Lesley-Ann Jones guide you into the weekend with more fun and frolics. 

Today they discuss: Porky's picnic habits, Carrie Symonds pulling Boris' strings, superstitions, Les McKeown and the woman who lost her leg, karma, celebrity mums posing in their pants, Engelbert Humperdinck, writing under a pseudonym, Janet Street-Porter vs. Kelvin McKenzie, Gareth Southgate's comments on dementia, covering the tragic death of Eric Clapton's young son, bars with jukeboxes, Helen Flanagan's shenanigans, water beds, Kamala Harris dressing to impress, why alleged electoral fraud doesn't seem to interest the media in the States, opening secret bank accounts, and wanting to be a teacher. Remember, there's always plenty to learn when entering the classroom that is Planet Porky.  

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