Episode title: Autofister

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Possession!

You can find our guest Connor on twitter @rabbleais and listen to his (and Niamh's) podcasts Ghost Divers and Pondering Pootan by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers and exportaud.io/pootan.

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Episode title: Vtuber Curious

We will be back in two weeks with our friend Connor to talk about The Exorcist

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Episode title: I feel like Apple Podcasts would not like me to put a dick going into a vagina as the episode art

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Kung Fu Hustle!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

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Frightening, isn’t it? The cursed destiny of a podcaster. What a mix of cruelty and laughter it is! Let’s look forward to the next episode on Tokyo Godfathers. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.

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Niamh is no longer the one who brought the worst movie we've ever covered.

Next week we will be back to talk about a much better movie that's also kind of sensationalizing trans people, Funeral Parade of Roses!

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Podcasters—such strange animals. What are they living for? Their faces are lifeless, dead. They're desperately pretending to be alive. Why make such a big deal about slaughtering one of these dumb beasts? It was no crime. Far more ordinary than that.

Spoiler warning: Niamh rants a little about the last two Eva Rebuild movies at the end of this podcast. You'll know when it's happening and if you don't want those spoilers, you can just stop listening or jump ahead to like 1:39:00.

Next week we will be back to talk about Let Me Die A Woman (1978).

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This episode is mostly just us listening to last week's episode in silence and going to pee.

Next week we will be back to talk about the movie that named this podcast, Pale Flower!

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This episode is dedicated to femboy Jackie Chan. He isn't even in this movie, Niamh just likes Jackie Chan a lot.

Also we talk about a shit ton of other movies this week, we've just both been on big movie kicks lately I guess.

Next week we will be back to talk about Goodbye, Dragon Inn.

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There is no life in this body. I am nothing, lifeless, soulless, hated and feared. I am dead to all the world—hear me! I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am a podcaster.

Anyway, this podcast is now old enough to drink in Iceland! Next week we will be back to talk about Dragon Inn (and then the next week, our very first repeat director with Goodbye, Dragon Inn).

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We didn't really have the energy to watch Bram Stoker's Dracula and also record a podcast about it so we kind of just bullshitted for two hours and talked a little about our less-than-ideal (but still very fun) drive-in movie experience watching Nadja. We also start this episode out by watching the Don Hertzfeldt short "Wisdom Teeth." You can use this url to follow along when we hit play, just uh content warnings for like body horror, blood, dental stuff, birthing (I guess???), and baby eating (kinda???): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W-VGUOiVDc

Next week we will be back to talk about Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992). For real this time!

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Did you know they had to dye an entire town's corn syrup supply to make this movie?

Next week we will be back to talk about Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)!

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Suzy: What do podcasters do? Dr. Mandel: They are malefic, negative, and destructive. Their knowledge of the art of interpretation gives them tremendous powers. They can change the course of events and movies' meaning, through interpretation. You don't believe me? Their goal is to accumulate great personal attention. It can only be achieved by a narcissistic desire to be listened to by others. They can cause parasocial feelings, deviancy, and even the radicalization of those who for whatever reason subscribe to them. Why do you have all this interest in podcasts? Suzy: Because friends told me to listen to Ornate Stairwells. I watched some movies.

Next week we will be back to talk about Suicide Circle a.k.a. Suicide Club. Just uh... some content warnings for suicide and also rape for that one. Plus just like gross horror gore stuff.

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"You can fool everybody, but landie dearie me, you can't fool a cat. They seem to know who's not right. A podcaster, if you know what I mean..."

Next week we will be back to talk about Suspiria (1977).

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Episode title: The combined power of two Japanese teens playing baseball could take out the New York Yankees

As promised, this is a loosey goosey episode where it's mostly Non-Homophobia Zone hours, but we do take a little time to talk about some movies. It's all very unstructured and also, somehow, three hours yet again.

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Inland Empire!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

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This entire episode was recorded on a soundstage with a giant matte painting of Mt. Fuji in the background. Both of us are in drag. And if you think about it, a podcast is kinda like a duet, so we even hired a bunch of choreographed dancers for this one. You can't see them because it's an audio medium, but trust us. They're there.

Next week we will be back to start out our Halloween offering with the classic Hays Code–era lesbian erotic thriller Cat People (1942). I mean, look, it's doing what it can within the Code.

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The Ornate Stairwells Manifesto:

1. There is no greater honor than being a Podcaster.
2. Watch whatever movie you feel like.
3. Aesthetics beat narrative.
4. Watch a movie at least once a week.
5. You shall not steal another podcast’s next movie pick.
6. Whoever likes Team MCU is straight.
7. Bela Lugosi's Dead rules.
8. Never marry a virginal bride filing past his tomb strewn with time's dead flowers bereft in deathly bloom.
9. Whoever roots for Team MCU… (it’s worth repeating)
10. Perfect takes are cool, but unattainable.
11. The asshole who breaks any of the previous rules loses their title of “Podcaster.”

Next week we will be back to talk about Hibari no Mori no Ishimatsu (1960).

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This week we talk about a beloved classic of crime movies! And, in a real change of pace for us, one that wasn't made in Japan! We talk all about how weird and cool movies were at the turn of the millennium and how this movie couldn't be made in any year except 2002.

Next week! Y tu mamá también, Alfonso Cuarón's turn of the millennium beloved classic haha.

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This week on Ornate Stairwells, we cover the best movie ever made, In The Mood For Love! God this movie fucking rules. We also chat some about Return of the Jedi, Lady Snowblood, and Ema! Also we um made plans for the next like 6 episodes????????????????????

Next week we will be talking about the best movie ever made, City of God!

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We are here this week to talk about the single greatest movie ever made, the real reason this podcast exists, Tokyo Drifter. Mostly we are here to make a case for watching the damn movie cuz it really speaks for itself haha. We also talk a bit about Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, The Green Knight, and very very very briefly about [checks notes] Evangelion Shin Gekijōban: Q & Evangelion Shin Gekijōban:||

Next week we will be back to talk about In The Mood for Love! If folks are not familiar, Wong Kar Wai recently did some restorations of his films, which you can find by going to the Criterion channel to stream! We are kind of obtuse assholes and will be seeking out the older home video releases and watching those, but the changes are strictly visual if you're wondering.

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This episode is a weird one. So we are back at last to talk about Akira, and we had a good time. But perhaps is the bulk of the episode is spent on something else entirely lol. Niamh and I watched the Evangelion 1.0: You Are (Not) Alone and Evangelion 2.0: You Can (Not) Advance and had a lot of thoughts. If you're averse to spoilers about these two movies, we start talking about them in vague details at 11 minutes, we start really getting into spoiler territory at 21 minutes, and the discussion wraps up at 1 hour and 4 minutes. Sorry to surprise you with that if you're just here to talk about Akira. To be fair, much as we both love Akira, there isn't a ton to say beyond "that's one hell of a movie" haha.

Next time we will be continuing to explore the yakuza genre by watching one of the absolute classics, Tokyo Drifter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also, forewarning, there's a reasonable chance we dive into 3.0 and 3.0+1.0 there. i'm not going to make any promises because i haven't had time to watch movies this week, but it may happen.

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HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's been a tumultuous time trying to tape a new episode of Ornate Stairwells, but the absence was well spent. We missed one week for Nia to be on Hot Singles, then another week due to technical difficulties, and yet a third week for me to be on Ghost Divers. But we snuck in two smaller recordings about a whole bunch of bullshit and stitched that into a very long bonus episode! We talk about The Empire Strikes Back, two long lists of our favorite movies, a movie that cis people are not permitted to like, and more!!!!

Next week we will be back to talk about fuckin Akira. For real this time!

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Hi folks! The movie we are discussing this week is pretty dark--we give specific content warnings at the start of the episode--so just be ready for that if you intend to watch it. This movie is pretty fucking remarkable, so if you feel like you are able to watch it, I cannot recommend it highly enough. We had a good time trying to talk about it, made easier by the fact Niamh wrote faer thesis on it.

We will be back in two weeks to talk about some motherfucking anime. That's right, Akira, bitch.

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Als das Podcaster Podcaster war,

We talk about Wim Wenders' 1987 classic Der Himmel über Berlin and decide that we're both calling it that because it's a way better title. We also talk about family ties to the city of Berlin, war, the nature of memory and perception, poetry, Peter Falk, and the like 20 other movies we watched between episodes. It's a good time! I'm really proud of this episode

Next time we will be back with another movie about angels, Angels of the Universe!

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This week, I joined Niamh in Chicago and we went to an actual movie theater to see I Carry You With Me! It attempts to blend documentary and narrative filmmaking in ambitious ways that we didn't necessarily love, but got a really good discussion out of it. Then we moved on to talk about our regularly scheduled movie night movie, Red Peony Gambler 3: The Hanafuda Match. Now that's one hell of a movie.

Next week we will be back to talk about the 1987 Wim Wenders movie, Wings of Desire!

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Episode title: Business Chrollo

We will be back in two weeks to talk about... honestly kind of undecided. We'll probably watch Rokk í Reykjavík but we don't want to do a proper episode on it, so expect a more loosey goosey episode where we just do a Non-Homophobia Zone about punk music and maybe a shōnen battle quiz for Niamh or something.

I mean, maybe we also manage to squeeze in Inland Empire and it's the proper focus of the episode, but Niamh's kid is sick and Autumn is busy both weekends so don't count on it.

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

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No hay podcasters... there are no podcasters. This is all... an mp3. No hay podcasters, and yet we hear a podcast. If we want to hear two dweebs go on and on and on about David Lynch and magical realism, listen.

Next week's movie is a bit up in the air, but we have tentatively penciled Red Peony Gambler 3: Hanafuda Match, but that may change depending on if the theater near Nia's place is playing anything good.

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This week on Ornate Stairwells, we talk about the best movie we've seen so far, and also the one that is lightest on narrative content. Buckle in for an hour 45 of men staring at things and looking forlorn. We eat this shit UP.

Next week we will be back to talk about Mulholland Drive, the 2001 David Lynch classic!

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When we podcast it's more like Femme Cassidy and the Sundance Cat, am I right?

Articles we talked about in the episode! Gilgamesh and the Sundance Kid: The Myth of Male Friendship By Dorothy Hammond and Alta Jablow, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid by Ian C. Bloom, and Outlaws, Buddies, and Lovers: The Sexual Politics of Calamity Jane and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid by Frances Pheasant-Kelly.

Next week we will be back to talk about Rebels of the Neon God!

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In our sophomore episode, we talk all about an early Akira Kurosawa film, No Regrets For Our Youth. We felt it doesn't really measure up to the films he was making even a few years later, but still found a lot to dig into with this romantic drama that turns into... earnest pastiche of Soviet propaganda films? It takes an odd turn as you see Kurosawa learn how to make movies in real time.

Next time Autumn wanted to watch a gay cowboy movie, so we are going with the undefeated champion of the world, Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid!

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Hi! It's a new podcast on the network! Nia and I like hanging out and watching movies together and we decided we'd hit record after we finished the movie. It's a very unique format, I know. For this first episode, we decided to be very true to ourselves and watch an 80s movie about two women drinking each other's blood. Also David Bowie is there for a bit. It's The Hunger!

Next time we will be watching Akira Kurosawa's 1946 film No Regrets For Our Youth so look forward to that!

Also, if you're curious about the articles Niamh mentioned, here are some links for you: Bisexual Erasure in ‘Lesbian Vampire' Film Theory, A sharp, sweet tooth: Vampires, junk food, and dangerous appetites in the lost boys and the hunger, Lesbians Who Bite, and Lesbian Bodies in the Age of (Post)Mechanical Reproduction

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Episode title: The Stain on the Ironing Board

We will be back in two weeks to talk about The Happiness of the Katakuris

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

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You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Episode title: Fully Erect Kyle

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Born in Flames!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Episode title: I thought he was Windom Earle

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Showgirls!

You can find our guest Rick on twitter @combattlerRickV and listen to Rick and Autumn's podcast Coffee and Comic Books by going to exportaud.io/coffee.

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Episode Title: Are You Done Doing Your Plugs Yet?

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Mr Freedom with special guest Rick!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality.

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Title: That's me in the spotlight kikkerikiing my religion

In two weeks, we will be back to talk about Rainer Werner Fassbiner's 1981 film (and loose adaptation of Der blaue Engel and its source text Professor Unrat), Lola!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Episode title: Good job exercising state violence against the guy I didn't like! a.k.a. NANA IS THE BEST!

Next week we will be back to talk about The Blue Angel

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Episode Title: Some might say we are all ballspawn...

We will be back in two weeks to talk about The Clan's Heir is a Trans Woman!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Episode title: Brando Sando is anime for Christians

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Moonlight!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality.

You can also listen to this podcast a week early by giving us a dollar on the patreon!!!

Find out more at https://ornate-stairwells.pinecast.co

This bronchitis is kicking Niamh's ass and Autumn has had a weird couple of weeks as well so we didn't have time to both watch a movie and record an episode. So we figured you all would at least want something to listen to.

As with all Non-Homophobia Zone episodes, the credits and outro music are at the top. That's the bit! Skip it if you don't like it! But just know that's pretty homophobic of you...

Next week we will be back to talk about The Straight Story.

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Episode title: "It turns out I had named the weapon Penis"

Next week we will be back to talk about The Straight Story!

You can find our guest Connor on twitter @rabbleais and listen to his (and Niamh's) podcasts Ghost Divers and Pondering Pootan by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers and exportaud.io/pootan.

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer third other podcast, Around the Long Fire, by going to abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Episode title: Can you imagine trying to animate those Peanuts children climbing stairs?

Next week (actually for real this time) we will be back to talk about Barry Lyndon (also actually for real this time).

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Find out more at https://ornate-stairwells.pinecast.co

Episode title: There is a beautiful white child with the face of an adult in a fuzzy photo of sasquatch pose

Next week we will be back to talk about Querelle! Yes, actually next week because we got off schedule with this episode because Niamh was sick as shit.

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Episode title: autumn-and-niamh-shouting-A-MINUS-in-unison.wav

In two weeks we will be back to talk about Cruising!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Celebrating a Century of Excellence!

Next week we will be back to talk about The Grudge (2004)!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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We finish up our discussion of Ikoku Nikki with volumes 10 and 11!

In two weeks, Niamh and Autumn with be watching Perfect Blue with Nerissa Ravencroft for episode 100 of the podcast! Send in your questions as long as they aren't about struck work! exportaudiopodcast@gmail.com!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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I can't believe Autumn had that little chill when it was pretty normal and not like a huge dramatic scene.

In two weeks, we will be back to finish out discussion of Ikoku Nikki with volumes 10 & 11!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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We somehow talked more about Persona 4 than we intended to and also less about Persona 4 than we intended to.

Next week we will be back to talk about Ikoku Nikki, vols. 8 & 9!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Wherein we talk a lot of shit about a certain coffee chain.

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Ikoku Nikki, vols. 6 & 7

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Episode title: I need listeners to know that I got to the guy Autumn was shipping with Qifrey when we were talking about Witch Hat Atelier and THE MAN LOOKS LIKE MY FUCKING DAD

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Licorice Pizza

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality.

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Finally, we get some meat in Ikoku Nikki... and in our runtime...

Next week we will be back to talk about Ikoku Nikki, vols. 4 & 5!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

You can also get listen to this podcast a week early by giving us a dollar on the patreon!!!

Find out more at https://ornate-stairwells.pinecast.co