Best game ever featuring demon dick?

Hey, look you try to come up with something novel to say about “super nice looking cars again.” fuck you.

Let me tell you all about the things I refuse to look up.

A product test.

This episode might be an elaborate ploy by my subconscious to name drop someone I emailed once in 2008.

This episode sucks. Giga Wing kinda does too. Saved you on that one.

I get fixated on the weird naming.

We talk about the Matrix.

In today’s episode, Fred talks to you about wizards.

In today’s episode Fred details the long, brutal tale of his near career ending smoker related injury, finally plays Radiant Silvergun and sounds like extra shit recording in a cold garage late at night.

Patreon and Gumroad are ways to give me your money.

In today’s episode, Fred concludes his 1-man protest to free Radiant Silvergun and breaks down graphing shmups for the break system. This episode sets a new record for chair creaks.

the sick article about bullet hell shooters

In today’s episode, Fred finds himself frustrated with Radiant Silvergun being pulled from the eshop and begins his shooter review sit in. And the word “buzz” gets tossed around more than a football in a Thanksgiving episode of a sitcom. Let’s hear some stammered half baked points about a 20 year old game!

Furry smashing simulator.

In today’s episode, Fred finally gets video games in his Netflix and plays the world’s second most popular bullet time bird fling jamboree. Find out about all of this and more in today’s special 2-part episode.

In today’s episode Fred satiates his blood lust with skate based future death sports and falls head first into a mercifully brief exploration into why you have to press X to land in Olli Olli. Hitting all the hot button issues of the day in a single video game podcast. Wow.

In today’s episode, Fred eschews his typical grim dark murder death proclivities to check out Cotton Reboot! and struggles to afford the games title the appropriate enthusiasm with any consistency. Boy that sure does sound like a wild ride!

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In today’s episode Fred travels back in time to get weird with experimental fighting game Red Earth and struggles to read the body language of a squid conch shell hybrid. Fighting games: trying to placate pissy pants cry babies since at least ‘96.

In today’s episode, Fred briefly confronts a blood thirsty past complete with wood paneling and discusses the combat system the Turtles deserve. Like you weren’t just gonna play the game anyway you adult baby you.

Music

Apolunewave - Jupiter Interpolarise ( https://soundcloud.com/apolunewave )

Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio x Aim to Head - MACHINA ( https://whitebataudio.com )

AKIRA - FIRST BLOOD // RIDE 1989 // My True Self ( https://soundcloud.com/akira-42 )

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In todays episode, Fred goes into hiding from both the real and online heat and also steals butt cream. X Games, bring street luge and speed climbing back home to mama where they belong.

music

CSUS - Just the Wizard Life

CSUS - Analytical Skeletons

CSUS -  Exploding Men Blown to Pieces

CSUS - Vaporize Me

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In today’s episode, Fred finally comes clean about stealing from a children’s dentist and risks his health to bring you the most realistic podcast possible. Who wants to take acid and kick it in a graveyard?

music: Joe Lever - Moon World (https://soundcloud.com/joelever)

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In today’s episode, Fred pours out a 40 for all the forgotten homies at the Mechstermination Force and uncovers heaps of circumstantial evidence linking Cuphead to a murder but nothing that’ll stick. Perhaps someone listening tonight has the key piece of evidence to solve this case. Perhaps it’s you.

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In today’s episode, Fred confronts vampire strippers and visits the great state of South Dakota. Why bother with a podcasting Mount Rushmore if it’s just Fred’s face four times?

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In today’s episode, Fred practices jeering at Kris Kross fans and reminisces over childhood memories of a friend‘s coked out dad showing off a laptop. Thank you for trying the shareware version of this podcast, to continue Fred’s adventure play Ocean Man Games Club #12!

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Super Average Shit by Cybernetic Thots ft. razor blade teeth and Marky Mark.

In today’s episode, Fred solves the mystery of who broke into his neighbor Rick’s house and walks you through his pineapple octopus taco recipe. Up until now, did you ever think you’d describe a podcast as mouth watering?

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In today‘s episode, Fred fails to confront a rather uneventful Catholic upbringing at an opportune time and briefly tries to trace the web of murder between various Kool Keith personas.  Hey wait, are Nuns Having Fun calendars a fetish thing?

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In today’s episode, Fred learns to play a musical instrument and tries to determine which melee weapon most exudes “jazz.“ In this house we don’t clap, we snap.

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In today’s episode, Fred auditions for a big time local radio gig and finally weighs in on the raging grappling hook versus zip line debate. No refunds will be issued for the part of the seat you don’t use.

This episode was executive produced by Patreon listener Tommy, who only pulled a gun on Fred once. 

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In today’s episode, Fred awards earns himself an Amazon sponsorship and wanders his way into someone else’s kink. Bring it, unless it has already been broughten Agent Bezos.

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In today's episode, Fred Edison catches himself a possibly imagined lawsuit and combs his fu-manchu. We also sold your Pit Vipers for blow. 

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In today's episode, Fred Edison picks an incredibly inopportune time to pick up a new hobby and over stretches the elastic on a new pair of socks. Good thing they come in a pack of 40. 

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In today’s episode, Fred Edison proves himself by fighting rampant corporate pollution and some really bad attitudes. Also wet mud sounds.

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In today’s episode, our intrepid hero Fred Edison runs for his life from murder discs and fist fights a series of empty rooms. All before lunch!

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In today’s episode, our illustrious and luscious hero turned host Fred Edison gives Rush Rally Origins a spin and also struggles with his notes and shirt.

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Cop killer, let’s kill the cops tonight.

I guess I’m responsible for your 2023 now. This is not a good situation.

Direct me to the nearest Journey’s.

the streets keep calling my name

Talking about my cat pretending to be a child and ghosts.

This game deserves better.